Meltdown King Rudy Giuliani — whose recent hits include shouting on Fox Business over his Borat 2 scene and the Four Seasons Total Landscaping debacle, where he addressed the press while sandwiched in between a sex shop and a crematorium — is getting “it” done again. This time, he not only doled out the type of bonkers press conference that people expect, but Rudy added a few extra touches. While he reiterated the voter-fraud conspiracy theories that Donald Trump has fashioned into his daily Twitter bread-and-butter, the audience also received a My Cousin Vinny reference and something else that feels unintentional, but you never really know with this crowd?
Rudy (who can often be seen dabbing at himself with a handkerchief) started losing his hair dye in the middle of the press conference. It began to run down his face in a comical fashion. It was surreal.
It appears that Rudy Giuliani is sweating through his hair dye. pic.twitter.com/OY3dGL1BtX
— The Recount (@therecount) November 19, 2020
It was also horrific and comical and, well, everything that one would expect from the general counsel of a president who keeps falsely insisting that he won the election.
Noooooooo pic.twitter.com/RZEpY3jeGQ
— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) November 19, 2020
— Brock Wilbur (@brockwilbur) November 19, 2020
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) November 19, 2020
— ceeks (@70Ceeks) November 19, 2020
This led to plenty of jokes, including some obligatory Wizard Of Oz mentions and others that feel on-point for whatever Rudy was attempting to accomplish.
He’s melting!! pic.twitter.com/dlHpBKKcOw
— Multifarious Ramblings Fx (@MultiRamblings) November 19, 2020
I’m melting pic.twitter.com/NO9mheXd26
— IndependentAlien51 (@IAlien51) November 19, 2020
— David Rose (@happydragondave) November 19, 2020
He’s about one minute away from this: pic.twitter.com/MPEKqbZH5r
— Dylan Truth & Justice (@PervasiveTruth) November 19, 2020
— Comte de Saint-Germain (@CountStGermain) November 19, 2020
Is it his evil seeping out? pic.twitter.com/6PNvnJ9lPR
— Lené Colbert (@lenecolbert) November 19, 2020
What a mess. Well, at least this tweet’s prediction didn’t happen?
Hear that everyone? Trump is going to be holding his press conference at RNC Carpet Cleaning, in Arlington, VA. Got that? https://t.co/ZYNHul10cF pic.twitter.com/Ghrgyinzg5
— Hollerella (@hollerella) November 19, 2020