Embattled Republican Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) is still the Energizer Bunny Who Does Not Care when it comes to Twitter. In the past week alone, she’s earned a horrific nickname, essentially blamed God for her place in Congress, and failed at fashion criticism. That’s after her praise of the Taliban and misguided use of “patriots” for a rude pronoun discussion and a confused Samuel Adams tweet, and her latest Twitter mess is remarkable in its banality.
While speaking of the California Recall election (which swung in Democratic Gov. Gavin Newsom’s favor), Boebert tried to take a swing at President Biden and Democratic interest in a Recall rally. She commented upon a reported (and unverified) attendance number of 1000 attendees for a Biden rally in support of Newsom while appearing to inwardly scoff. There’s no telling exactly why her comeback to this number had to involve mentioning toilets, but yep, she did it.
“That’s the line for one port-a-potty at a Trump rally,” Boebert tweeted.
That’s the line for one port-a-potty at a Trump rally. https://t.co/YQpVSxoLlg
— Lauren Boebert (@laurenboebert) September 14, 2021
Say what? The people of Boebert’s Colorado district probably aren’t so proud of their elected official right now. Immediately, people piled onto her for thinking this was somehow a flattering tweet about Trump (because it isn’t). Also, people can’t stop thinking about the Daily Beast’s coverage of Boebert’s restaurant, Shooter’s Grill, allegedly giving people food poisoning at a rodeo. One could say that her joke bit her in the rootin’ tootin’ tush, which happens a lot with Boebert.
Trump rallies do make you run to the bathroom.
Crowd size mean nothing. It’s the number of votes that count. Which is why after Trump losing the popular vote twice, the #GOP is trying to keep us from voting.
— Kal – The truth should matter. (@TruthJustis4USA) September 14, 2021
More likely, the line for a portapotty after eating your food-poisoned pork sliders. https://t.co/msTcmo5Dqt
— Gerard S Harbison (@GerardHarbison) September 14, 2021
That’s your job?? Counting the ppl who use the port-a-john??? Right up your alley!! You’ve found the job where you are best suited! Congrats laura! That GED is going to take you far!
— Mark Crump (@cru02715421) September 14, 2021
Do you always hang out in port a potty lines? Oh wait look who I’m asking…
— Phobo Joel
#BLM AntiFa Resist (@JoelTCarter) September 14, 2021
That’s the line for one port-a-potty at a rodeo where @laurenboebert is serving up pork sliders.
— Big Bank takes Little Bank (@KurtzAlbert) September 14, 2021
A Trump rally is just one big port-a-potty
— CheesyGorditaBrett⁴ (@TacosAndTaint) September 14, 2021
Or the line to the port-a-potty outside your restaurant after consuming one of your tainted pork sliders
— Sonny (@sonnycharette) September 14, 2021
Like the Pro-Trump rally in KY this past weekend with My Pillow Guy Mike where they expected 10,000 and only 300 showed up?
— Big Bank takes Little Bank (@KurtzAlbert) September 14, 2021
or really at any event catered by Boebert’s restaurant “Shitter’s Grill” in Rifle, Colorado. A rodeo catered by Boebert’s restaurant left scores of people sickened with explosive, projectile diarrhea after eating tainted pork sliders.
— Unstable_Genius (@UnstableGeniu14) September 14, 2021
Once again, Boebert will dust her guns off and come back swinging.