Month: February 2023

The Rundown is a weekly column that highlights some of the biggest, weirdest, and most notable events of the week in entertainment. The number of items could vary, as could the subject matter. It will not always make a ton of sense. Some items might not even be about entertainment, to be honest, or from this week. The important thing is that it’s Friday, and we are here to have some fun.

ITEM NUMBER ONE – What are we doing here?

There was a whole big thing about movie tickets this week. Specifically, about movie tickets at the AMC theater chain. Even more specifically, about how AMC Theaters plans to roll out a new tiered pricing system for tickets to movies. There was probably a better way to phrase all of that. I don’t know. The whole thing has kind of fried my brain a little bit. I get a headache whenever I start thinking about it, for reasons I will explain in a minute, right after this blockquote that lays out exactly how all of this is allegedly supposed to work.

There will be three different seat-pricing options. The first is Standard Sightline, described as the “seats that are the most common in auditoriums and are available for the traditional cost of a ticket.” Then there’s Value Sightline, referred to as “seats in the front row of the auditorium, as well as select ADA seats in each auditorium, and are available at a lower price than standard sightline seats.” (Value Sightline pricing is only available to AMC Stubs members, including the free tier membership.) The third option is Preferred Sightline, which are the “seats in the middle of the auditorium and are priced at a premium to standard sightline seats.” AMC Stubs A-List members will be able to reserve seats in the Preferred Sightline Section at no additional cost.

There are a lot of words that allegedly mean things in there but the main takeaway goes something like this: The best seats in the theater are about to cost more to sit in unless you sign up for AMC’s newish subscription service. And the crappiest seats are about to cost less… if you sign up for AMC’s newish subscription service. If you read all of that and thought, “Hmm, it sure sounds like AMC is just doing all of this to kind of nudge people toward signing up for their newish subscription service,” well, then you and I appear to be on the same page.

There’s a good piece over at IndieWire that lays out why you and I thought that and why we were correct and smart to do so. Here’s a little snippet.

“There are many clever ways to optimize ticket pricing that not only drive more revenue for the theaters, but drive attendance with reduced ticket pricing,” Alicia Reese, VP, Equity Research with Wedbush, told IndieWire. “Adam Aron has long been a proponent of loyalty programs and tiered seating, having come from the airline industry. I agree that AMC is trying to increase its customer retention and direct communication with its moviegoers, and the best way to accomplish that is to promote AMC’s loyalty program and provide great perks to its members. The Sightline pricing achieves that goal by incentivizing moviegoers to become Stubs members.”

Yes, great, fine. I mean, not fine, really, but I get what they want to do here. They’re going to sell it as, like, “well you pay more for better seats at concerts and sporting events and you don’t think that’s crazy, so why should movies be different?” Which, again, fine. There is a thin layer of logic here if you squint a lot. The problem they’re going to have is a long history of this not being the way it was done and a lot of people getting mad as heck about paying more for seats that cost the same as recently as a few weeks ago.

Actually, that’s only one of the problems. The other one is policing it in the theater. Sporting events and concerts hire a lot of people who wear yellow security shirts and have walkie-talkies that make them look important. Are you telling me movie theaters are going to put one or more people in every theater to enforce this? To show everyone to their seats and then make sure they stay there? For the duration of the movie? I doubt this very much. Which means they’re working on the honor system, to some degree. Which means I am going to sit wherever I want. You should, too. Who cares?

(This is extra funny for me because, as regular readers know, I use a wheelchair. Earlier this week I tried to work up a mental image of some poor theater employee walking up to me, the dude in the power wheelchair, and telling me I can’t be parked where I am. That was fun. I laughed out loud in my kitchen. I would almost be proud of the person if they had the guts to do it.)

The other problem here is that it incentivizes tattletaling. The only people who will care if you march down into the good seats once the previews starts will be the people who paid the higher prices to sit there in the first place. I am already angry at these people. These freaking marks. We should not do things that incentivize tattletaling and the people prone to it. I dislike this more and more with every second I think about it.

But maybe I’m biased. That’s a possibility, too. Here’s the problem: the CEO of AMC Theaters, as identified in the blockquote up there as a man named Adam Aron, was once, about a decade ago, the CEO of my beloved Philadelphia 76ers. The team was so upsetting in that period, a middle-of-the-road turd that showed no initiative to improve as long as they got butts in seats. It was infuriating. It got so bad that, after he left, the team tore everything down and embarked on a multi-year run of purposeful futility in an attempt to rise from the ashes. I could go on. You do not want this.

My points here are threefold:

• I cannot foresee a situation where this works out well, especially not in the short term
• I am going to park my wheelchair in the most obnoxious places possible because I am a sick person who will find that funny
• Go Sixers

Thank you.

ITEM NUMBER TWO – What is happening here?

This is the trailer for an upcoming movie called Strays. You’re going to click on it and think for a second that it’s your standard talking dog movie, kind of like a live-action Oliver & Company where a dog gets separated from its owner and hits the streets and gets taken under the wings (paws?) of a number of streetwise stray dogs. And it is that. Kind of.

But then the dogs start cussing. And drinking beer. And their voices sound familiar. And the owner of the main dog turns out to be a dirtbag played by Will Forte. And then you, like me, will start poking around a bit and stumble across paragraphs like… well, like these.

When Reggie (Will Ferrell), a naïve, relentlessly optimistic Border Terrier, is abandoned on the mean city streets by his lowlife owner, Doug (Will Forte), Reggie is certain that his beloved owner would never leave him on purpose.

But once Reggie falls in with a fast-talking, foul-mouthed Boston Terrier named Bug (Oscar® winner Jamie Foxx), a stray who loves his freedom and believes that owners are for suckers, Reggie finally realizes he was in a toxic relationship and begins to see Doug for the heartless sleazeball that he is.

Determined to seek revenge, Reggie, Bug and Bug’s pals—Maggie (Isla Fisher), a smart Australian Shepherd who has been sidelined by her owner’s new puppy, and Hunter (Randall Park), an anxious Great Dane who’s stressed out by his work as an emotional support animal—together hatch a plan and embark on an epic adventure to help Reggie find his way home … and make Doug pay by biting off the appendage he loves the most. (Hint: It’s not his foot).

A few things are worth noting here:

• My first thought was that this looked very stupid, but then I saw the cast and the thing where it’s directed by the brains behind Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar and comes from the Lord and Miller production umbrella and now I’m actually kind of intrigued
• It is really funny that they slipped “Oscar winner Jamie Foxx” in there in the description for the movie about the cussing street mutts
• I wonder what appendage they are referring to

Oh well, I guess we’ll have to wait and s-…

Ah, yes. Of course.

To recap: Some of the biggest stars in Hollywood have teamed up with some of the most creative comedy minds to make what appears to be a cross between Homeward Bound and John Wick where an adorable little pup hunts down his scumbag owner to bite his wiener off. Never let anyone tell you that cinema is dead. We are all out here thriving. Kind of. Those of us that aren’t getting our ding dongs snapped off my bloodthirsty pooches. That doesn’t sound great.

ITEM NUMBER THREE – 30 Rock was a good show

Here’s what happened, and I am going to keep this brief for both of our sakes…

There is this Seinfeld AI thing on Twitch that took years of his material and started spitting out algorithm-based new bits about current events and other stuff aaaaaaand it has already been banned for sharing transphobic content. The future is really something. Here’s the exact collection of words that got Cyber Jerry in trouble, if your curiosity has already gotten the better of you.

“There’s like 50 people here and no one is laughing. Anyone have any suggestions? I’m thinking about doing a bit about how being transgender is actually a mental illness. Or how all liberals are secretly gay and want to impose their will on everyone. Or something about how transgender people are ruining the fabric of society. But no one is laughing, so I’m going to stop. Thanks for coming out tonight. See you next time. Where’d everybody go?”

This is somehow terrible and gross and deeply funny, although maybe not in the way anyone intended. This thing dropped two “no one is laughing” phrases in one paragraph and ended with a “Where’d everybody go?” The Seinfeld AI appears to be in a tremendous amount of crisis here. Like, borderline questioning its own existence. It’s probably good the whole experiment got shut down for a bunch of reasons, including the thing where it appears to be about a week or two away from heaving itself off a bridge. We invented all-knowing robots and they went and became hopelessly depressed in like three months. Explains kind of a lot, actually.

Anyway, on a… uh, brighter note… do you guys remember MILF Manor, the very real reality show about horny moms finding out they’re dating each other’s children? The one that was almost exactly the real version of MILF Island, the fake show 30 Rock came up with a decade ago when it was looking for the dumbest and most pathetic thing a network executive could pitch to grab eyeballs from distracted viewers?

Well…

It’s probably not a good idea but a part of me wants to bring back the Seinfeld AI just to tell it about this. I feel like this could be the thing that breaks it. I want to see smoke coming out of its ears like a robot in an old cartoon that just got confused by a riddle.

ITEM NUMBER FOUR – An update on my favorite television character

We have discussed the Harley Quinn cartoon many times around here. We will probably discuss it a lot more going forward. It really is a blast, a solid block of funny and stupid and foul and sweet and all of it. Kaley Cuoco is great as the voice of Harley. The rest of the cast is awesome, too. This isn’t about them, though. This is about Bane.

The version of Bane on this show cracks me up. He’s voiced by James Adomian and is just a mess. He has no self-esteem and mopes around and spent a big chunk of one season angry that someone took his pasta maker. He drinks from a coffee cup that says “CAFFEINE IS MY RECKONING.” I love him very much, for a number of reasons set forth in part by that video up there.

This week, the show released a 45-minute Valentine’s Day special. It is so, so good. You probably can’t jump in blind and appreciate it, which is for the best, in a way, because you really should go watch the whole thing on HBO Max anyway. (You deserve it.) But if you are caught up and you do dive in this weekend, you will see… this.

Now, could I explain to you why Bane is 100 feet tall and so hopelessly horny that he is fornicating with Gotham skyscrapers until they crumble into massive dust clouds on the street? Yes, of course. I watched the screener twice in the last week and laughed pretty much straight through both times. But you deserve to go on this journey yourself. It’s… it’s really just very special. What a beautiful television program. What a beautiful character.

In a way, this is what Valentine’s Day is all about. I mean, a little. Or maybe I just wanted an excuse to post a GIF of Bane demolishing buildings with pelvic thrusts. Could be one or the other. Or both. It’s probably both. I feel great about it.

ITEM NUMBER FIVE – This was a good sketch

There are a couple schools of thought when it comes to breaking during a sketch and giggling a little bit. Some people hate it because it feels amateurish and takes them out of the scene they’re watching. Others find it to be a charming reminder of how silly the whole thing is, and that the people on the stage are just humans, too. I tend to fall into the latter group, mostly, within reason. I don’t want to see people laughing through every sketch, or even most of them, but when a few snorts and laughs slip through the cracks, I usually find myself laughing more. Maybe I’m a simple man with simple tastes. There are worse things to be, I guess.

That brings me to this sketch from the most recent episode of SNL. I have watched it maybe 10 times this week. I’m probably going to watch it again in a second. It’s so silly and stupid and watching all of that wash over Pedro Pascal’s face is really endearing. The man is a professional. He has done this for years. He’s a real actor. But he, like me and probably you, could not hold it together while Ego Nwodim sawed away at her extremely well-done steak. It’s just a nice little piece of business all around. I love a smart piece of cultural commentary. I love cutting political satire. But I also love physical comedy about wobbly tables. It is okay to have a broad set of interests.

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From Kelly:

Congratulations on getting what I have to assume is a consulting producer credit on the new Pierce Brosnan heist show on the History Channel. I didn’t see your name in there when I watched it live but I’ll keep an eye out next time.

Kelly sent this to me on Twitter this week. It was nice. I have good news and bad news about it all. Bad news first.

I did not receive any kind of credit for this show, titled History’s Greatest Heists, which is introduced and narrated in part by Pierce Brosnan. It’s weird, I know, given how much of my day is spent tweeting pictures of Pierce atop news stories about the silliest heists I can find. But still. Out of my hands. I will simply have to be glad it exists at all.

Which brings me to this, the aforementioned good news: Just a few minutes into the first episode of this sucker, an hour-long look into a famous diamond heist in Antwerp, Pierce looked into the camera and said this.

Ladies and gentlemen… we did it. We made it happen. I am so proud of and happy for us all. Especially me. And Pierce. I am mostly happy for me and Pierce.

AND NOW, THE NEWS

To France!

A convicted Italian mafia killer on the run since 2006 has been caught in France, having hidden in plain sight as a pizza chef for at least three years.

This is easily one of the greatest sentences I have ever read. Just perfect from beginning to end. I’m going to press on because I am a professional but know that I do so carefully, just because I don’t want to ruin something this beautiful.

[Edgardo] Greco, 63, was wanted for the murder of two brothers during a “mafia war” between two gangs in the early 1990s.

Stefano and Giuseppe Bartolomeo were beaten to death at a fishmonger’s in the city of Cosenza in January 1991. Their bodies were never found and are believed to have been dissolved in acid.

Well, uh… this got dark. But it does provide some solid background. Let’s continue…

Eight years later, he settled in the French city of Saint-Étienne, southwest of Lyon, eventually taking up the job of pizzaiolo in an Italian restaurant.

Greco took on a new identity, calling himself Paolo Dimitrio. By now he had been given a life sentence back in Italy and was the subject of a European arrest warrant.

Two things are undeniably true here:

• A mob fugitive getting a job as a pizza chef in France sounds so much like the plot of a movie that I kind of can’t believe it isn’t one yet
• I need someone to get Bobby Cannavale’s agent on the phone immediately

Wait until you see this next part.

But in July 2021 he was sufficiently confident of his new alias that he appeared in a local newspaper feature, boasting of his restaurant’s “regional and home-made recipes” such as ravioli, risotto and tagliatelle.

Please know that I gasped out loud when I got to this paragraph the first time through. The man was wanted for a double murder where he may or may not have dissolved his enemies in a vat of acid and he’s out here posing for pictures in local interest stories about pizza. This is maybe one or two steps short of like DB Cooper finally getting busted after revealing himself to be the owner of a greasy spoon in Reno on an episode of Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives. Which is also a movie I would watch, if anyone is taking notes.

Greco, using the name of a criminal from Puglia in the southeast of Italy, now had a grey beard and glasses. The feature called him an Italian by birth but at heart a local to Saint-Étienne.

He was, however, still being pursued by Italy’s foremost anti-mafia prosecutor, Nicola Gratteri, who has spent decades tackling the rise of the ‘Ndrangheta.

I’ll leave you with this: Please take a moment this weekend and picture Nicola Gratteri, Italy’s foremost anti-mafia prosecutor, opening up his newspaper at home in the morning and seeing a picture of a legendary mafia hitman smiling and proudly displaying a pizza on a long wooden pizza peel and then spitting his espresso all over his dress shirt. Don’t worry about why he gets a French newspaper delivered to his house in Italy. This is too good to ruin with logic.

The Pizza Fugitive. Coming to theaters in summer 2024.

Tove Lo is wasted no time releasing new music. Given the fact that the Swedish pop star’s latest album, Dirt Femme, which featured “2 Die 4” and “True Romance,” was only released in October. However, as Lo embraces her musically independent status, she lets her creativity fly high with an emotionally alarming new single, “Borderline.”

Co-written along with fellow international pop sensation Dua Lipa, Jakob Jerlström, and Ludvig Söderberg, “Borderline” is a tale of a romance you’ll spend years and thousands of dollars of therapy recovering from. Opening with the lyrics, “Good people do bad things too / Pretend they don’t know, but they do / It takes one to know you’re mine / You and me, we are one of a kind, it’s true,” strap yourself in as you are being prepared to embark on the whirlwind this is intoxicating love.

The track produced by The Struts is a champion piece to Lo’s song “No One Dies From Love,” featured on Dirt Femme. However, the level of romantic desperation reaches an all-time as she sings, “I like to feel my bones when they crash into my heart / I like the taste of blood when you’re tearin’ me apart / I like to push you to the edge as long as you say you’re mine /Borderline,” on the pre-chorus.

By no means is this Lo’s first swing at a dark pop track, but “Borderline” is her most polarizing effort yet. As the stanza, “Tonight, for the rest of my life / I’m gonna be stuck on you / Hold on till I’m makin’ it right / No other love felt like you / I can’t give it up in this fight / I cross my heart and hope to die / Borderline,” repeats throughout the chorus you don’t know if you want to burn up the dance floor or host an intervention.

The song’s lyrics may be unsettling, but according to Lo, the collaboration process was nothing of the sort, writing on Instagram, “Thank you to the usual suspects I can’t live without @utz_utz_utz_struts & @jakobjerl and tons of love to Dua Lipa for trusting me with this baby! This is the very first song we wrote together and the very start of our friendship, so this feels extra special.”

To which Lipa replied in the comments, “iiiiiiihhhhh, I’m so excited!”

Listen to the whole track below.

It’s certainly not a bad time to be Paul Rudd right now. (Although it never seems like a bad time to be Paul Rudd.) The multi-faceted actor is promoting his latest Ant-Man film – Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania – he no longer has to worry about the pressures and responsibilities of being the sexiest man alive, and his favorite team is back in the Super Bowl.

Rudd, who has made a career out of leaving space for whatever comes his way, has seen his career twist and turn a bunch over the years. Take a random sample and you might get a bit confused. Wait, this guy was in Romeo + Juliet? Oh yeah, he was on Friends. Hold on, Brian Fantana from Anchorman is Ant-Man? But for Rudd it’s perfectly simple; each project made sense at the time, within the context of when he took it, and saying yes to things is what got him here in the first place. While not a classically trained comedian, Rudd has all the tenets of a good improv scene partner. He listens, he lets life take him where it’s naturally going (whether the camera is rolling or not), and he goes all in, all the time, with a classic facial expression or witty aside at the ready.

Uproxx Sports caught up with Rudd in the midst of a whirlwind week that saw the Quantumania premiere, the debut of a new Super Bowl ad with Heineken 0.0, and his beloved Chiefs set to take on the Eagles in Super Bowl LVII.

I’ll start off by asking, you’ve done a lot of interviews the last few days especially, what do you want to talk about with our time today?

Oh boy. What do I want to talk about? I leave it to you. I’m an open book, Martin. Whatever you want to know.

I appreciate that. Well, one thing I’m been fascinated by in following your career, and I have for the entire time you’ve been an actor, is just the sustainability and consistency that you’ve had, really from the jump, in taking roles. If you look at the diversity of projects that you’ve had, even from the nineties with Romeo + Juliet and Clueless and Friends and everything else there into the comedy work that you’ve done into some of the television work that you’ve done, and joining the MCU, what do you ascribe some of that to? Was that part of the plan, or is it just by nature of just riding the wave more so than anything else?

No, I don’t think you can have too much of a plan because nothing will ever play out the way you think it would. If I had any kind of hope, really, it was that I would get to work on things that I was interested in and that I liked. And so if I was lucky enough to get the job and it met that criteria, I was happy.

And over the course of many years, sometimes it has turned out to be something unique in pop culture or something that resonated even after the fact. As far as, I think, maybe with some of the comedy stuff, stuff like Wet Hot American Summer or Anchorman, I think I made a real attempt … I mean, I remember really wanting to work on those movies because those two comedies, that kind of stuff really spoke to me. I was such a comedy fan and still am. And it had a unique sensibility, and you didn’t really get to see that kind of stuff in big movies or really any movies, that kind of tone.

Those were instrumental, I think, in allowing me to work in comedies for many years. And then that turned out to be a bit of a wave. And I just went with that and got to work with a lot of the same actors. So I was really fortunate there.

But other things lead to other things. And sometimes there is just this Forrest Gump quality that I’ve experienced at different times. Like, “Oh my God, how is it that I am now working on some episodes of Friends? How did I wind up here? This is an amazing experience, but I can’t believe that I’m standing in the room.” And over time I’ve looked back and found myself in different kinds of groups or on different kinds of things that do resonate with the public. And obviously Marvel is the biggest. It’s so huge and global that, to be a part of this is … it still feels all a bit surreal.

I’m glad you mentioned Wet Hot American Summer. The comedians associated with that. And Role Models is maybe my favorite comedy ever. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched that movie and noticed something different in that one. I know you’ve talked about the role that improv has played in some of the projects that you’ve done and the fun that you’ve had along the way. And I’m just curious, who taught you to basically leave room for that improvisation, and is that something that you carry into your life as well? You’ve said you don’t have a plan. If you leave room for those moments and that grace, there will be gifts given to you, and I think that’s probably shown in some of the projects that you’ve been fortunate to work on.

Oh. Well, hey man, thanks a lot for that. That was nice to hear. Yeah, I don’t know, as far as the improv, I’ve always liked doing improv comedy. I did it in high school, but I was in speech class. I don’t have any kind of background in it. I just thought it was fun to do, but it’s not really my background. I didn’t go through Second City or Groundlings or any of that kind of thing. I’m sure there’s rules of improvisation. I know there are, and I don’t think that I know what they are.

But I studied theater, and I do know the importance of listening when you’re in a scene with somebody, whether you’re reciting memorized lines or improvising. And if you’re improvising, you have to listen. And I think it’s just learning to be perhaps relaxed enough that you can just go off of what somebody’s saying or at least … I’ve been really lucky to work with some really, super funny people, and I was able to thankfully have the ability to know where maybe they were going with a joke, and I could just stand back and hopefully set them up with a setup, and they can spike it because they’re hilarious. So, you learn that kind of back and forth, I guess, over time, how to do it or improve in that way of working.

Sometimes magic will happen, and you can, in the moment, think of something, and it’s funny, or it’s moving, or it’s whatever it is. But it’s a really incredible work. And I think on Anchorman, I experienced it on a movie for the first time. I had done other little smaller things, but I couldn’t believe it. And then it really had this effect on me that I loved doing that, certainly on comedies. And I have stayed with certain things. Even in the Marvel stuff, there’s always some takes or some times where it’s just spontaneous.

I think listening is such a big component of that, and it’s something we all need to get better about, or at least we can work to.

Sorry, what was that? I wasn’t paying attention. What did you just say?

See, that’s it. I love it, Paul. Thank you.

That one was a gimme. Sorry.

I know! That’s a layup. I do want to ask about the Super Bowl. Seeing the Chiefs back in the Super Bowl is obviously special, but also the big thing for me is being able to share those moments with your kids. What does that mean to you, not just to have your favorite team, but to have your kids be along for the ride? What else have you shared with them, whether that’s some of your favorite bands that you grew up with that you’re surprised that they like, or maybe favorite films or anything like that?

Well, it’s the best part of this. And I watch every game with my son who, since he was a little kid, this kid’s born and raised in New York, but he’s a diehard Chiefs fan. Has been since he was about six or seven years old. So to be able to watch sports with your kid and share in the victories and share in the miseries is a very special, specific kind of thing. And when the Chiefs won the Super Bowl, it was really one of the most magical things.

It would’ve been amazing if it wasn’t for my kid. But because we experienced that together; it was so much more profound. And yeah, it’s just the best. It really is just the best. As far as music and stuff, he’s always found his own thing. Both my kids, they have really great taste of music, and it’s really a wonderful surprise. Same thing with movies. They’ll discover something on their own and I think, wow, that’s really cool that they like that.

But most of the time, like if I ever go to either of my kids, say, “You got to hear this song, check this out,” they’ll be like, “I don’t care, dad.” Or “You got to see this. Hey, look at this.” They’re like, “No. No. We’re not interested.” They’re kids, and I’m their dad. And ultimately, they have their own opinions, and their own lives. And so maybe on a good day they’ll listen to me and check it out, but they have their own stuff that they’re into.

What’ll happen is they’ll find something they told you about years later. They won’t say it out loud that it was you who introduced them to it, but they’ll know.

I’ll tell you the coolest thing is actually, now when your kids get older, they get into something, and then they play it for you, and you’re like, “Whoa, that is really interesting.” My son is obsessed and has been for many years with a composer named Ryuichi Sakamoto. And yeah, he’s scored several films, but he’s an amazing, amazing composer. And I got turned on him because of my son.

Amazing.

So the reverse thing happens, and that’s super cool when it does.

When your kids develop that taste, it’s really, really incredible. I want to make sure I ask you about Heineken 0.0. I participated in dry January this year. I didn’t even mean to, but I’ve been trying to be a lot more mindful about really everything. And I know you’ve had some times where you’ve taken a break, or pressed pause. You’ve been under intense scrutiny to take care of your body, especially for the Marvel Universe, which it’s almost another full-time job you have to worry about. How do you feel about the rise of the sober-curious movement, and what does it mean to have just, I guess, more options in the NA space as you continue to focus on yourself and focus on mindfulness and your health?

Yeah. Well, I think it’s awesome. It’s gotten so good. The beers taste great. They really do taste pretty great. And you almost can’t really tell. I felt that way when I had this one. And I don’t know, it was the kind of thing I didn’t think about that much. I have a pub in my house, and I have my buddies come over. But when I first set this up, one guy, a friend of mine didn’t drink. He drank non-alcoholic beer. And he was sober. And so I got some, just thinking, oh, he might want a beer in this setting. And he was so touched that I had done that.

And I realized, oh yeah, there should be more options here. This is a real thing. And by the way, sometimes you just want to have a beer, but you just don’t want the alcohol. Sometimes you’re driving. Or I want to be clear-headed. And so, to be able to have something like this and that it’s becoming much more of a common thing, I think, is terrific.

I do have one very quick thing I’d love for you to answer if you have a moment.

Sure, yeah, what is it?

What is your favorite Mac and Me drop that you had with Conan over the years?

It’s such a silly bit that I had no idea it was going to last as long as it did. And it was never the intention. It was really, the first time, I was talking about this a while ago. The first time was just because I just didn’t want to … I felt like such a hack, just having to promote my own movie. “Here’s a clip from my own movie.” I said, “Why did I have to do that? Why can’t you show a clip from another movie?” [Laughs.]

But this last time I did it on the podcast was particularly gratifying because he really did not see that coming. There was such a banal, dumb buildup to it that I almost put him to sleep with the explanation of what this thing that I’d been writing was, that when it played and he just heard it … I think the joy was sitting across from Conan, and as soon as he heard the strings, and then he could hear the sound of the wheelchair. I’ll never forget, sitting across from him and seeing the look on his face as the realization of what I was just playing kicked in. And so that one was special.

You could almost hear his face on the audio. That was an amazing moment.

Yeah, that was legit. He goes, “No, it doesn’t work. It’s a visual medium.”

Earthgang probably had a great time in Los Angeles for the Grammys over the weekend. However, the trip didn’t end like they thought it would: The duo recently took to social media to ask fans to help them find a bag, containing hard drives with new music, that is now missing.

“This black bag was last seen in LA Grammy weekend,” Earthgang wrote on Twitter. “In it was our drives with our latest music. RT!! If anybody has seen it pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee DM us.” They then shared a clearer photo of the bag and added, “A better close up pick of it. Pleeeeeeeease DM us if you’ve seen it!!”

A Twitter user asked if the post was “a joke or a quest” and Earthgang replied, “No quest it’s deadass either lost or was stolen.”

The duo has yet to offer an update about the hard drives, so they are presumably still missing.

It’s a hard time for artists. Late last year, alternative pop star Lana Del Rey had her backpack stolen, which also had hard drives with music. “So I want to talk to you guys about something for a minute,” she said in a video. “A few months ago, I parked my car on Melrose Place and I stepped away for a minute and the one time I left my backpack inside my car someone broke all of the windows and took it. Inside of it was my computer and my three camcorders and my hard drives. I had to remotely wipe the computer that had my 200-page book for Simon & Schuster which I didn’t have backed up on the Cloud because we do not have any Cloud systems that we access.”

From humble beginnings (Vin Diesel stealing DVD players) come great things (Vin Diesel behind the wheel of a car that gets dropped out of an airplane and smashes two helicopters to save his son who’s been kidnapped by Jason Momoa).

The Fast and Furious franchise started in 2001. Over the next 20-plus years, the franchise has killed off main characters, brought said characters back, gone to Tokyo, heisted a vault, staged an elaborate set piece where a car jumped from one skyscraper to another skyscraper, gave Charlize Theron dreadlocks, excommunicated one of the biggest movie stars in the world, and gone to space. Also, this happened.

What will Fast X have in store? Based on the trailer above, there will be more gravity-defying stunts, obviously, as well as flashbacks to the best film in the series, Dom saying things like “today I race to stop the bloodbath” with the conviction of a Shakespearean actor, and Letty and Cipher in a lab. Please please please let it be a a face/off machine. It’s the only thing this silly (he says with affection) franchise is missing.

Here’s the official plot synopsis:

Over many missions and against impossible odds, Dom Toretto (Vin Diesel) and his family have outsmarted, out-nerved and outdriven every foe in their path. Now, they confront the most lethal opponent they’ve ever faced: A terrifying threat emerging from the shadows of the past who’s fueled by blood revenge, and who is determined to shatter this family and destroy everything — and everyone — that Dom loves, forever.

Fast X, which stars Vin Diesel, Jason Statham, Michelle Rodriguez, Tyrese Gibson, Ludacris, John Cena, Jason Momoa, Jordana Brewster, Brie Larson, Nathalie Emmanuel, Sung Kang, Scott Eastwood, Michael Rooker, Daniela Melchior, Alan Ritchson, Helen Mirren, Cardi B, Rita Moreno, and Charlize Theron, opens on May 23.

A Valentine’s Day discussion on Gutfeld took a turn when Fox News anchor Julie Banderas revealed that she’s getting a divorce after 13 years of marriage. A feisty Banderas had no time for the romantic holiday, which she blasted along with her soon to be ex-husband, who apparently routinely failed the cardinal rule: Always get your wife a gift, or at the very least a card. C’mon, man.

“F*ck Valentine’s Day,” Banderas boldly announced during Thursday’s night episode of Gutfeld. “It is stupid. I mean, even when I was married, I didn’t get sh*t.”

Via HuffPost:

“Well, I am going to get a divorce. I am going to go ahead and say it here for the first time,” said Banderas, announcing her split from Andrew Sansone, her husband of 13 years. “Thank you, everyone. Congratulations are in order,” she added after receiving some audience applause. “That was breaking news.”

Banderas then declared Valentine’s Day a “Hallmark holiday,” “stupid” and “absolutely ridiculous.”

As Banderas went viral thanks to the clip of her blowing up the Gutfeld episode with her anti-Valentine’s Day rant, some users questioned whether the whole thing was a joke. Banderas, who was apparently monitoring the online chatter well into the night made it very clear that she’s getting the heck out of her marriage.

“I wasn’t kidding,” Banderas responded to a Twitter user who predicted that Banderas would announce she’s “kidding” and everyone’s going to fell “disappointed” falling for the alleged bit. It sounds like she means business, buddy, and let that be a lesson, fellas. Always get a card or flowers. It’s not that hard.

(Via HuffPost)

Salma Hayek Pinault survived Magic Mike and all she got was Channing Tatum not wearing a lousy t-shirt. The most talked-about scene in Steven Soderbergh’s Magic Mike’s Last Dance is a lengthy lap dance involving Magical Michael, played by Tatum, and Hayek Pinault’s character, Maxandra. “Every single person that’s seen the movie talks first and mostly about that scene, which it’s a surprise for me. But I’m glad because it works for the story of the movie,” she told People.

Hayek Pinault was sore after the first rehearsal for the lap dance “because I’m not in shape and it’s not movement you’re used to,” she said. “It was technical: You’ve got to make sure you don’t poke his eye with a stiletto or knock him out or he doesn’t drop me. He kept telling me he was ‘very strong, don’t worry,’ but still you’ve got to hold on a little bit with the arms or the legs.” Hayek Pinault also discussed working with C-Tates.

“You cannot fabricate chemistry. You can hate somebody and have chemistry onscreen, and there’s people that fall in love in movies and the movies don’t work because there’s no chemistry,” the Oscar nominee says. “We were just the right mix, I think, for this. It’s kind of like the camera decides that, and we just got lucky. But you know what? We get along great.”

Tatum gets along with most everyone: Hayek Pinault, Zoe Kravitz, other ripped dudes, this dog, etc.

Magic Mike’s Last Dance is in theaters now.

(Via People)

This weekend’s Super Bowl broadcast will be chock full of commercials and trailers aplenty. So, there’s plenty for non-sports fans to enjoy, and that might include Dungeons & Dragons fans who have gotten their RPG on like Joe Manganiello in a tricked-out basement. Previously, Paramount gave a look at a full trailer with a smoldering Regé-Jean Page, who is using his post-Bridgerton days to advantage with abs of armor.

Page is accompanied by a cast full of butt-kicking greats, including Michelle Rodriguez (also representing in the Fast X trailer) and Chris Pine. There’s more CGI than one can possibly absorb in a rational manner, but it doesn’t look janky like much does these days. Oh, and Hugh Grant will be putting on his coveted villain hat (not of the Paddington variety but Forge Fletcher) again, and it’s rather astounding to behold him amid all of this action. Daniel Cleaver could never, and suck it, Mark Darcy. From the synopsis:

A charming thief and a band of unlikely adventurers undertake an epic heist to retrieve a lost relic, but things go dangerously awry when they run afoul of the wrong people. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves brings the rich world and playful spirit of the legendary roleplaying game to the big screen in a hilarious and action-packed adventure.

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves arrives in March 2023.

Rihanna revealed a lot in her Apple Music interview about the Super Bowl Halftime Show yesterday, February 9. She talked about the struggles of having to cram an electrifying performance into just 13 minutes, which made her change the setlist a whopping 39 times.

The “Umbrella” singer also caught up with football player Brandon Marshall that same day at a press event. He was feeling like a prankster, though; earlier that week, he asked Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes, “Rihanna came out and said that you are the greatest quarterback ever. Hearing that, how does that make you feel?”

“It makes you feel great,” Mahomes answered. “Whatever Rihanna says is like the gospels. So I’m glad that she went with me for that honor.”

“She didn’t. I was messing with you,” Marshall revealed.

When Marshall informed her of this, Rihanna comforted Mahomes by offering apologies, “I’m so sorry you went through that,” she said. “I still think you’re great.” Upon learning about the lie, she said, “That’s so mean. He is mean, OK.”

In her Apple Music interview yesterday, Rihanna also discussed new material. “Musically, I’m feeling open. I’m feeling open to exploring, discovering, creating things that are new. Things that are different. Things that are off, weird, might not ever make sense to my fans [or] the people that know the music that I put out. I just wanna play. I wanna have fun. I want to have to fun with music.”

Jennifer Lopez returned to the scene of the (expression) crime several days after Ben Affleck’s Grammys Grump Face. That’s quite a sentence that would still make sense to anyone who’s heard about (or even watched) Ben’s “miserable” appearance during one of music’s biggest nights of the year. One of the most recent entries in this saga is that JLo apparently showed Ben the live memes of his face, which only made him look more exasperated. This adds to his general Sad Batman vibe that has proliferated every time the paparazzi catch him looking pained during his Dunkin’ coffee runs that actually bring him much joy.

Despite appearances of a tense exchange during the show, JLo has shone light on the claim that Ben was simply exhausted as a homebody and someone who’s been working his butt off lately. To that end, she took to Instagram to post the trailer for Air, the movie directed by Ben and in which he plays Nike co-founder Philip Knight, who really wants to sign Michael Jordan.

Jo’s inner-trailer caption: “my husband’s happy face.” “AIR … cannot wait! she also wrote.

That sense of humor no doubt does both JLo and Ben well, which shouldn’t be any surprising, considering that they’ve overcome Gigli.