The world is consumed right now with the tragedy unfolding off the Canadian coast. We’re all anxiously waiting for updates on the missing submersible that was carrying five tourists on an expedition to see the Titanic wreckage some 435 miles from shore.
Well, most of us are anyway. But if you’re the stepson of one of the in-peril passengers, you’re using the tragedy to shoot your shot — at Blink 182 concerts and Onlyfans babes.
Brian Szasz — whose stepdad Hamish Harding is a British billionaire currently trapped miles beneath the ocean’s surface, slowly suffocating to death — is handling the stressful situation in a way that feels very f*cked up, even for the kid of a man who has more money than some small countries. First, Szasz cut short his vigil to attend a Blink 182 concert, claiming his family wanted him to go to the concert as the band’s music has always “helped him cope.” Szasz even used the crisis to tag the band in the hopes he could score some one-on-one time with them.
@blink182 @tomdelonge @travisbarker @markhoppis My stepdad Hamish is on this submarine lost at sea. I’m devastated but coming to the San Diego show tonight so you guys can give me hope and cheer me up. https://t.co/Chsw3bmGU8
— Brian (@audioguy182) June 19, 2023
Szasz’s next method of coping involved flirting with an OnlyFans model on Twitter. He retweeted a post from @breamack in which the model showed off her scantily clad figure with the caption, “can i sit on u.” Szasz commented simply, “Yes, please!”
Yes please! https://t.co/zixReE2poS
— Brian (@audioguy182) June 21, 2023
Naturally, Szasz’s response to the disaster has folks on social media confused and a bit amazed at how callous his behavior seems given the dire circumstances.
Lmao quote tweeting a thirst trap while your stepdad is lost at sea is wild business
— Patrick St-Pierre (@patrickallsyms) June 21, 2023
Unreal to be tweeting this rn
— High Yield Harry (@HighyieldHarry) June 21, 2023
I’m guessing bro is not on the will
— Edward Magallon, MBA (@Edmagtherealtor) June 21, 2023
I have a feeling this dude isn’t a huge fan of his step-dad
— Dillon ︎︎ (@dillon_renick) June 21, 2023
He’s getting the purple heart in the idgaf war
— Knob Slobber (@Nip_le) June 21, 2023
Well… um… that’s a different way to deal with trauma
— JOE SD (@JOESDOFFICIAL) June 21, 2023
What stage of grief is that?
— PopVulture (@TheePopVulture_) June 21, 2023