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Giannis Antetokounmpo May Not Play At The FIBA World Cup After ‘A Cleanup Procedure On His Knee’

A major international basketball tournament will occur this summer, as the 2023 FIBA World Cup runs from Aug. 25 until Sept. 10. These events tend to have plenty of NBA players suiting up for their national teams, and for Greece, their hopes of making some noise largely revolve around the fact that Giannis Antetokounmpo plays for them.

While the Greeks have plenty of seasoned pros and have rose to ninth place in the most recent FIBA rankings, Antetokounmpo is clearly their best player. Unfortunately for Greece, Antetokounmpo’s availability to participate this time around is up in the air, as Shams Charania of The Athletic reports that the former NBA MVP underwent “a cleanup procedure on his knee,” and as a result, it’s unclear if he’ll be able to give it a go.

Greece is in Group C, which features the United States, Jordan, and New Zealand. While the Americans are unsurprisingly the favorites to make it out of the group, New Zealand is 26th and Jordan is 33rd in the most recent FIBA rankings, and neither would be pushovers without Antetokounmpo in the fold. Greece’s first game in group play will take place on August 26 against Jordan.

It’s unclear which knee required the procedure, but Antetokounmpo did suffer injuries this year to both his left and right knees.

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ANOHNI And The Johnsons Depict The Joys Of Sisterhood In The Video For ‘Why Am I Alive Now?’

ANOHNI And The Johnsons shared a new song, “Why Am I Alive Now?” ahead of the next album, My Back Was A Bridge For You To Cross, arriving this Friday. The emotional track is elevated by a music video directed by Euphoria‘s Hunter Schafer, which depicts women finding comfort in the presence of others on an industrial plant.

“I started listening to ANOHNI in high school, so it’s a huge honor to help her build a visual world for WAIAN,” Schafer shared in a statement. “This music video was an honest attempt to answer the question that WAIAN begs, Why Am I Alive Now? I wanted to focus on the idea of finding sisterhood in a world that does nothing to help – I hope the direction, choreography, and tone conveys a small piece of that journey.”

Tomorrow, July 6, at 3 p.m. ET, ANOHNI will perform the album live on her YouTube channel — with Nomi Ruiz making a special guest appearance. The event will also include a filmed conversation between the musician and Schafer.

“Some of these songs respond to global and environmental concerns first voiced in popular music over 50 years ago,” she said about the upcoming album.

Check out ANOHNI And The Johnsons’ video for “Why Am I Alive Now?” above.

My Back Was A Bridge For You To Cross is out 7/7 via Secretly Canadian/Rough Trade. Find more information here.

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Tom Cruise Hopes To Still Be Dangling From Airplanes And Doing Other Wild Stunts When He’s Harrison Ford’s Age

As Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny whipped into theaters over the holiday weekend, Tom Cruise had nothing but praise for the film’s star, Harrison Ford. Despite turning 81 later this month, Ford has no plans of retiring from acting, and Cruise hopes to be the same way in his later years, only with way more motorcycle jumps and death-defying stunts.

While talking to the Sydney Morning Herald at the Australian premiere of Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One, Cruise said he hopes to keep making the spy films well into his 80s.

Via Variety:

“Harrison Ford is a legend; I hope to be still going. I’ve got 20 years to catch up with him,” Cruise said. “I hope to keep making ‘Mission: Impossible’ films until I’m his age.”

Of course, making it to 80 isn’t guaranteed for Cruise. For the latest Mission: Impossible film, the actor pushed himself to the limit by doing a wildly dangerous motorcycle stunt on the very first day of shooting. Both Cruise and director Christopher McQuarrie have touted the stunt as the cornerstone of the film, and in a surprisingly candid moment, Cruise recently revealed that he had concerns about pulling off the jump. When Tom Cruise is suddenly worried about breaking Tom Cruise’s neck, you know the stunt is insane.

“Well, we know we’re either going to continue with the film — or we’re not,” Cruise told Entertainment Tonight with a laugh. “Let’s know Day One. I wanna know. What is gonna happen? Do we continue, or is it a major rewrite?”

Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One jumps into theaters on July 12.

(Via Variety)

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Report: Matisse Thybulle Will Sign An Offer Sheet With The Mavericks

After starting his NBA career as a member of the Philadelphia 76ers, Matisse Thybulle packed up and made his way back to the Pacific Northwest when he was sent to the Portland Trail Blazers at the trade deadline. The Blazers got to watch him play in 22 games after the move, and right away, they’re faced with a major decision: How do they want to play Thybulle’s restricted free agency?

The No. 2o pick in the 2019 NBA Draft, Thybulle hit the open market this summer, although Portland reserves the right to match any offer that Thybulle might receive. And on Wednesday, we learned that Thybulle has a suitor elsewhere in the Western Conference, as Chris Haynes of Bleacher Report brought word that he intends to sign an offer sheet with the Dallas Mavericks.

The terms of the offer sheet are unclear right now, and it’s not known if Portland will match and bring Thybulle back. He would, however, make a ton of sense alongside Luka Doncic and Kyrie Irving as a difference maker on the defensive end of the floor, especially if he’s able to consistently knock down the open looks for three that the duo would generate for him.

While his offensive games has never quite come around and his ability to consistently hit shots from three has been up-and-down during his career, Thybulle is one of the NBA’s most destructive players on the defensive end of the floor. During his time with the Sixers last year — 49 games with six starts — Thybulle averaged 2.7 points, 1.3 rebounds, 0.9 steals, 0.5 assists, and 0.3 blocks in 12.1 minutes per game while hitting 33.3 percent of his attempts from three. He did, however, see noticeable upticks across the board in Portland, as he started all 22 games in which he appeared and averaged 7.4 points, 3.5 rebounds, 1.7 steals, 1.4 assists, and 0.8 blocks in 27.7 minutes a night. As a bonus, he was a 38.8 percent shooter from deep in Portland.

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All The Best New Pop Music From This Week

Welcome to July! It’s hard to believe that the year is already halfway over. Still, pop artists are gearing up to keep the summer vibes going — returning to share new music and even full albums. This week is complete with dance-ready vibes and other tracks that will get you in touch with your emotions.

Continue scrolling for Uproxx’s Best New Pop roundup from this week.

Olivia Rodrigo — “Vampire”

As the first glimpse of her sophomore album, Rodrigo’s “Vampire” finds her emotionally struggling after someone took advantage of her — and others along the way. Complete with a music video that doubles as an industry critique, she pushes right back against the “blood sucker” and “fame f*cker” types of the world.

Charli XCX — “Speed Drive”

Now that it’s July, the Barbie movie is almost ready to hit theaters. Building anticipation is the equally-bubbly soundtrack, which features Charli XCX’s “Speed Drive.” The fast-paced song proves that Charli doesn’t miss when she’s behind the wheel.

Shakira — “Copa Vacia” (feat. Manuel Turizo)

Shakira wants more out of a relationship on “Copa Vacia” — translated to “Empty Cup.” Throughout the track, she points out that the other person is always busy and they should focus on her instead of work. Complete with Turizo’s appearance as a prince figure in the music video, the duo really brought The Little Mermaid vibes.

Alok, Ava Max — “Car Keys”

Another driving-themed entry this week, Ava Max teamed up with the Brazilian DJ Alok for this hit. “I’m the keys to your car, babe / If you lose me then, baby, good luck,” Max warns in the chorus as she gives a final reminder.

Holly Humberstone — “Room Service”

The second of Holly Humberstone‘s double song drop, “Room Service” is the softer side, painting a picture where she is able to hide away with a love interest in a hotel room. “And someday / We’ll look around to see we’ve lived another year,” she adds.

Keltiey — “Kn0” (feat. Skaiwater)

The latest in Keltiey’s string of songs from this year, “Kn0” is an anthem about defining a relationship, blended with the lightness of the instrumental. It’s definitely worth checking out for the music video too, which goes from butterfly princess to roller disco vibes.

The Last Dinner Party — “Sinner”

“‘Sinner’ is a story of self-acceptance, and the longing for the past and present self to become one,” The Last Dinner Party’s guitarist, Lizzie Mayland, shared via Far Out. “Born from a breakbeat drum sample, ‘Sinner’ is punctuated by ripping guitar lines and harmony-filled vocal breakdowns.”

Delacey — “Slot Machine”

Delacey recently dropped her sophomore album, This Girl Has A Dream. One of the standouts is “Slot Machine,” as her songwriting abilities shine over a moody, jazz-inspired instrumental. For listeners who might not be familiar, if you love Lana Del Rey-ish vibes, you’ll love this too.

Becky G — “La Nena” (feat. Gabito Ballesteros)

Becky G’s “La Nena” collab tells “the story of a woman who is empowered and chooses to continue dancing through life despite having her heart broken,” she shared. As the video manages a similar carefree and empowering energy, we’re looking forward to what her next album brings.

Jon Batiste — “Calling Your Name”

After Jon Batiste won Album Of The Year at last year’s Grammys, he is now gearing up for his new record — giving fans a preview with “Calling Your Name.” As the next album aims to show listeners the “interstellar regions of the universe,” per a statement, this song definitely keeps in line with the out-of-this-world feeling.

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Several Teams Are Apparently Interested In Getting Involved In A Multi-Team Damian Lillard Trade

The current state of play in a Damian Lillard trade seems pretty simple. Lillard wants a trade from the Portland Trail Blazers, with his heart apparently set on a move to the Miami Heat. The issue is that Miami’s best offer involves sending Tyler Herro to Portland, and he’s just a little too repetitive with the team’s young trio of Scoot Henderson, Shaedon Sharpe, and Anfernee Simons. Add in that he’s about to enter the first year of a 4-year, $120 million contract and it makes sense why the Blazers would have some trepidation about just appeasing Lillard without thinking about what’s best for them.

As such, there are a few ways this can go. Portland could just take the Heat’s best offer, or it could send Lillard elsewhere and deal with whatever apparent consequences would come from that. And then, there’s a third option, which is to try and pull other teams in on a multi-team deal, and according to Marc Spears of ESPN, there are several teams that would be interested in helping to facilitate a Lillard-to-Miami trade.

Via ESPN:

Damian Lillard wants to play for Miami and only Miami, I have been continually told since Saturday. Certainly, it’s easier said than done. I’m told that while Portland isn’t happy with potential packages, there are over five teams interested in a potential multiteam trade that could get it done. It won’t be today or tomorrow or perhaps the next day, but I believe it will ultimately end up with Lillard going to Miami. While Lillard does not have a no-trade clause, it doesn’t make sense to trade for a future Hall of Famer who doesn’t want to be there.

While Spears didn’t explicitly say this would mean a team would take Herro to make a deal happen, it would certainly make sense if there are teams out there that would want to acquire his services for the next four years as a high-scoring wing who can add some playmaking and rebounding.

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The wholesome moment when a dad convinced his daughter she turned on the Eiffel Tower’s lights

There are few things more magical for a young girl than spending a warm summer night in Paris in front of the lights of the Eiffel Tower. But Joel Redhead, 29, took things up a notch recently when he convinced his daughter, Esmae, that she turned on the lights all by herself.

The father and daughter duo were in Paris celebrating Esmae’s 8th birthday. Sadly, her mother couldn’t be there for health reasons.

Joel, from Yorkshire, England, told his daughter they were going to Liverpool for the weekend, but after spending a night in the city, that next morning, he surprised her with a trip to the City of Light.


“When we woke her up in the hotel the morning of our trip at 5 am and broke the news to her, she was completely overjoyed, but the excitement didn’t end there,” he told The Yorkshire Post.

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Joel packed a light switch for the trip, and when they arrived at the Eiffel Tower, he told his daughter that she was responsible for turning the lights on that night. He handed her the switch, and she turned her back to the tower. When the lights came on, she flipped the switch, turned around and countless sparkling lights illuminated the city.

Later, the dad told his daughter that the switch wasn’t connected to the tower, but she loved the experience anyway.

“She said she felt magical, and though now she knows that daddy set this up to give her a memory of a lifetime and how the lights really worked, she finds it hilarious that we pranked the people around us who believed she turned them on,” he said.

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The Weeknd Reflected On The ‘Bumpy’ Journey To ‘The Idol’ Following The Controversial Show’s Season Finale

HBO’s controversial new series The Idol came to an end this past Sunday. While the series has been panned by critics, Abel “The Weeknd” Tesfaye, who created the show alongside Sam Levinson and Reza Fahim, stood by the series through its short, five-episode run.

Following its even more polarizing finale, The Weeknd took to Instagram to share a reflective post about the journey to the show.

“the finale,” read the post’s caption. “grateful to share this moment with you all as the season comes to an end. continue to push the vision no matter how bumpy the journey.”

In the photo carousel are pictures of The Weeknd as his character, the cult leader, Tedros — as well as Lily-Rose Depp, who plays pop star Jocelyn, Levinson, and much of the show’s cast.

And of course, The Idol‘s journey has certainly been bumpy, as he notes in the post’s caption. Back in March, the show was the subject of a scathing Rolling Stone exposé which brought to light the alleged toxic working conditions during the show’s production. It also received several negative reviews from critics during its premiere at Cannes Film Festival back in May.

At the time of writing, it has not yet been confirmed if HBO will bring The Idol back for a second season.

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All The New Albums Coming Out In July 2023

Keeping track of all the new albums coming out in a given month is a big job, but we’re up for it: Below is a comprehensive list of the major releases you can look forward to in July. If you’re not trying to potentially miss out on anything, it might be a good idea to keep reading.

Friday, July 7

  • 12 Rods — If We Stayed Alive (American Dreams Records)
  • African Head Charge — A Trip to Bolgatanga (On-U Sound Records)
  • Aluna — MYCELiUM (Mad Decent)
  • AMAARA — Child of Venus (Lady Moon Records)
  • ANOHNI and the Johnsons — My Back Was A Bridge For You To Cross (Rough Trade)
  • Bloodbound — Tales From the North (AFM/Soulfood)
  • Butcher Babies — Eye For an Eye (Century Media Records)
  • Butcher Babies — …’Till the World’s Blind (Century Media Records)
  • Chris Stamey — The Great Escape (Schoolkids Records)
  • CIEL — Make It Better EP (Jazz Life Records)
  • Citizen Cope — The Victory March (Rainwater Recordings)
  • Fit of Body — Far From the Rhythm (2MR)
  • Delilah Holliday — Invaluable Vol. 1 EP (One Little)
  • Dominic Fike — Sunburn (Columbia Records)
  • The Far Outs — The Far Outs (Rebel Waves Records)
  • Golden Features — Sisyphus (Warner Music Australia/Foreign Family Collective)
  • Grouplove — I Want It All Right Now (Glassnote)
  • Gus Dapperton — HENGE (Warner Records)
  • Hot Tuna — 3 (Grunt)
  • Jim O’Rourke — Hands That Bind (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) (Drag City)
  • Julie Byrne — The Greater Wings (Ghostly International)
  • KennyHoopla — BLINK AND YOU’LL MISS IT// EP (Mogul Vision Music/Arista Records)
  • Lauren Bousfield — Salesforce (Orange Milk)
  • Laurence Guy — Living Like There’s No Tomorrow, But Killing Yourself In The Process (Laurence Guy)
  • Little Dragon — Slugs of Love (Ninja Tune)
  • Local Natives — Time Will Wait for No One (Loma Vista Recordings)
  • Longings — Dreams In Red (Don Giovanni)
  • ME LOST ME — RPG (Upset The Rhythm)
  • The Mighty Bard — Beyond the Gate (Epictronic)
  • Miles Miller — Solid Gold (Easy Lovin Records)
  • Misogi — Escape Artist (Pink Noise)
  • Nita Strauss — The Call of the Void (Sumerian Records)
  • Noble Oak — When It Finds You (Last Gang/MNRK)
  • Nothing But Thieves — Dead Club City (RCA/Sony Music)
  • Penguin Cafe — Rain Before Seven… (Erased Tapes)
  • Pigeon Wigs — Rock By Numbers (Clwb Music)
  • PJ Harvey — I Inside the Old Year (Partisan Records)
  • Sad Park — No More Sound (Pure Noise Records)
  • Taylor Swift — Speak Now (Taylor’s Version) (Republic Records)
  • Tony Allen — JID018 (Jazz Is Dead)
  • Yellowcard — Childhood Eyes EP (Equal Vision)

Friday, July 14

  • a kid named rufus — whatever works (Nettwerk Music Group)
  • Alana Springsteen — Twenty Something: Figuring It Out (Columbia Records NY/Sony Music Nashville)
  • Alaska Reid — Disenchanter (Luminelle Recordings)
  • Being Dead — When Horses Would Run (Bayonet Records)
  • Birdy — Portraits (Atlantic)
  • Blake Mills — Jelly Road (New Deal/Verve)
  • Blondes — In Separation EP (C3 Records/Lab Records)
  • Blusher — Should We Go Dance? EP (Atlantic Records/Warner Music Australia)
  • Cinema Cinema — Mjölnir (Nefarious Industries)
  • Claud — Supermodels (Saddest Factory Records)
  • Colter Wall — Little Songs (La Honda Records)
  • Current Affairs — Off the Tongue (Tough Love)
  • Duane Betts — Wild & Precious Life (The Royal Potato Family)
  • Far Caspian — The Last Remaining Light (Tiny Library Records)
  • George Benson — Live At Montreux 1986 (Eagle Vision)
  • glaive — i care so much that i dont care at all (Interscope Records)
  • Gordon Lightfoot — At Royal Albert Hall (Linus Entertainment)
  • IDMAN — Risk EP (Artista Records)
  • John Coltrane with Eric Dolphy — Evenings at the Village Gate (Impulse! Records)
  • Kevitch — Secrets EP (Nettwerk)
  • Kool & the Gang — People Just Wanna Have Fun (Astana Music)
  • Lauren Spencer Smith — Mirror (Republic)
  • Lil Tjay — 222 (Columbia Records)
  • Lindstrøm — Everyone Else is a Stranger (Smalltown Supersound)
  • Lukas Nelson + Promise of the Real — Sticks and Stones (Thirty Tigers)
  • Marc Ribot’s Ceramic Dog — Connection (Knockwurst Records)
  • MisterWives — Nosebleeds (Photo Finish Records)
  • Moonshine Bandits — Pour Decisions (ONErpm)
  • Natural Wonder Beauty Concept — Natural Wonder Beauty Concept (Mexican Summer)
  • Night Beats — Rajan (Suicide Squeeze Records)
  • Palehound — Eye on the Bat (Polyvinyl Record Co.)
  • Peace Flag Ensemble — Astral Plains (We Are Busy Bodies)
  • PVRIS — EVERGREEN (Hopeless)
  • Rita Ora — You & I (BMG)
  • Royston Langdon — President Alien (Milo Music)
  • Sally Potter — Pink Bikini (Partisan)
  • Tech N9ne — BLISS (Strange Music)
  • Tessa Violet — My God! (Many Hats Endeavors)
  • Voyager — Fearless In Love (Season of Mist)

Friday, July 21

  • Allegra Krieger — I Keep My Feet on The Fragile Plane (Double Double Whammy)
  • The Arcadian Wild — Welcome (Vere Music)
  • Bill Brewster — After Dark: Vespertine (Late Night Tales)
  • Bloc Party — The High Life EP (Infectious/BMG)
  • Blur — The Ballad of Darren (Parlophone/Warner Records)
  • Bruno Major — Columbo (Harbour Artists & Music/AWAL Recordings)
  • Charm School — Finite Jest EP (sonaBLAST)
  • The Criticals — Clever Girl EP (Fantasy Records)
  • The Cucumbers — Old Shoes (Life Force Records)
  • Cut Worms — Cut Worms (Jagjaguwar)
  • Erin Viancourt — Won’t Die This Way (Late August Records)
  • ford. — Guiding Hand (Foreign Family Collective)
  • Greta Van Fleet — Starcatcher (Lava/Republic Records)
  • Guided By Voices — Welshpool Frillies (GBV Inc.)
  • The Holy Family — Go Zero (Launch)
  • Johnny’s Uncalled For — The Lost Album (Wick Records)
  • Kehli — Pity Party EP (Rough Bones)
  • Lauren Auder — the infinite spine (True Panther Records)
  • Logan Lynn + Yellow Trash Can — Distracted EP (Kill Rock Stars)
  • London Grammar — The Remixes (Ministry Of Sound)
  • Lori McKenna — 1988 (Thirty Tigers)
  • Miss Tiny — DEN7 EP (Speedy Wunderground)
  • Molly Tuttle & Golden Highway — City of Gold (Nonesuch/Warner Records)
  • Mort Garson — Journey to the Moon and Beyond (Sacred Bones)
  • Mother Tongues — Love in a Vicious Way (Wavy Haze Records)
  • Mull Historical Society — In My Mind There’s a Room (Xtra Mile)
  • Nils Lofgren — Mountains (Cattle Track Road Records)
  • Nina Simone — You’ve Got to Learn (Verve)
  • Oscar Lang — Look Now (Dirty Hit)
  • Oxbow — Love’s Holiday (Ipecac Recordings)
  • Rachael Sage — The Other Side (MPress Records)
  • Raquel Bitton — C’est Magnifique (RB Records)
  • Sam Burton — Dear Departed (Partisan)
  • Strange Ranger — Pure Music (Fire Talk)
  • Upper Wilds — Jupiter (Thrill Jockey)
  • Various Artists — Barbie: The Album (Atlantic)
  • Wren Hinds — Don’t Die in the Bundu (Bella Union)

Friday, July 28

  • Anne-Marie — Unhealthy (Atlantic)
  • Aphex Twin — Blackbox Life Recorder 21f / in a room7 F760 EP (Warp)
  • Bethany Cosentino — Natural Disaster (Concord Records)
  • Beverly Glenn-Copeland — The Ones Ahead (Transgressive)
  • Brad — In the Moment That You’re Born (Loosegroove Records)
  • Bre Kennedy — Scream Over Everything (Side A) (Nettwerk)
  • The Budos Band — Frontier’s Edge EP (Diamond West Records)
  • Bush Tetras — They Live In My Head (Wharf Cat Records)
  • Chief Xian aTunde Adjuah — Bark Out Thunder Roar Out Lightning (Ropeadope)
  • The Clientele — I Am Not There Anymore (Merge Records)
  • Damon Locks & Rob Mazurek — New Future City Radio (International Anthem Recording Company)
  • Daniel Rossen — Live At Pioneertown & Santa Fe (Warp)
  • Darlingside — Everything Is Alive (More Doug)
  • Dexys — The Feminine Divine (100% Records Ltd.)
  • Dot Allison — Consciousology (Sonic Cathedral)
  • Echosmith — Echosmith (Echosmith Music LLC)
  • Fly Anakin — Skinemaxxx (Side B) EP (Lex Records)
  • hackedepicciotto — Keepsakes (Mute)
  • High Pulp — Days in the Desert (Anti)
  • James and the Cold Gun — James and the Cold Gun (Loosegroove Records)
  • Jessy Lanza — Love Hallucination (Hyperdub)
  • Madeline Kenney — A New Reality Mind (Carpark)
  • Maroulita de Kol — Anásana (Phantom Limb)
  • Matt B — ALKEBULAN (Vitae Records)
  • Oslo Twins — Back to Nothing EP (Fascination Street Records)
  • OTR — Be Quiet, They’re Listening (Astralwerks)
  • Phoebe Hunt — Nothing Else Matters (Popped Corn Records/Thirty Tigers)
  • Post Malone — Austin (Republic/Mercury)
  • Primal Scream — Reverberations (Travelling In Time) (Young Tiki)
  • PWNT — Play What’s Not There (Acrophase Records)
  • Sevendust — Truth Killer (Napalm Records)
  • Steve Gunn, John Truscinski, and Bill Nace — Glass Band (Three Lobed)
  • Steve Marino — Too Late to Start Again (Pop Wig Records)
  • Stevie Nicks — Complete Studio Albums & Rarities (Atlantic Catalog Group)
  • Susanna — Baudelaire & Orchestra (SusannaSonata)
  • SUSTO — My Entire Life (New West Records)
  • Ten Tonnes — Dancing, Alone (Warner Bros)
  • Various Artists — Raised By Rap: 50 Years of Hip Hop (Legacy Recordings)
  • William the Conqueror — Excuse Me While I Vanish (Chrysalis Records)

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‘Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One’ Is Thrilling, Complicated, And Half An Adventure

Since the evening I saw it, now, as I type this, almost two weeks ago, I’ve been pretty obsessed with Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One from a screenwriting standpoint. Director and co-writer Christopher McQuarrie pretty obviously wanted to make a movie about the dangers of artificial intelligence – in this movie referred to as “The Entity” – and the ideas presented are so ambitious it needs two full movies to properly show. Okay, fair enough, AI is certainly a hot-button issue right now. (So much of a hot-button issue I wonder if the filmmakers are surprised. If Dead Reckoning Part One would have come out in 2021 when it was originally intended, a lot of the plot points would probably come off a little more futuristic as opposed to, yeah, this all seems correct.)

But reverse engineering a bit, how do you have Tom Cruise’s Ethan Hunt and his Impossible Missions Force do battle with AI? Well, there’s the obvious solution of the AI manifesting itself into something like a Terminator, but McQuarrie doesn’t want to go down that road. He plays it much more realistic here – which certainly adds a real sense of foreboding knowing the real-life stakes aren’t that far off from what we are watching. But how do you have Ethan fight a computer?

This seems like a real problem that I suspect wasn’t the easiest plot point to crack. Fighting AI seems either way too easy or way too hard. In that, Ethan could just show up at Google, or whatever, and say, “We need to turn this off.” Or, the AI now lives on every single electronic device and, at that point, what can Ethan really do? Here’s what they did…

Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One opens up on a Russian submarine, Dead Reckoning, and we are told it’s the most advanced stealth sub in the world. (And borrowing a trick from The Hunt For Red October where the English subtitles eventually go away and everyone just starts speaking English.) But the submarine’s computer systems go haywire, eventually plunging the vessel into the icy depths of the Bering Sea. On board that submarine is a room where the computer systems are housed. To access the submarine’s computer system a user would need two keys that slide into one another forming a four-sided key. The Entity now lives in that room at the bottom of the sea. (Look, the plot of this movie is pretty dense and a lot of time is used trying to explain it. I realize this is a lot of information, but after this movie I was assembling charts and graphs trying to figure out exactly was going on, so hopefully this saves you some time.) Okay, having explained that…

The Entity has now infected pretty much all the world’s important computer systems: defense systems, banks … you name it. But, has yet to do anything nefarious – its goal seemed to be just to let everyone know what it’s capable of doing. Now, every country and organization seeking power wants to be in control of The Entity since The Entity has its grip on literally everything. And the way to control The Entity is by obtaining those two aforementioned keys. Kittridge (Henry Czerny)* sends Ethan Hunt on a mission to retrieve these keys. And his first stop is finding Ethan’s old flame, Ilsa Faust (Rebecca Ferguson), who intelligence believes has one of the keys. For what reason, no one knows.

(*It’s so great to have Czerny back as Kittridge. I just recently watched the first Mission: Impossible and for the life of me I can’t figure out why he’s not in all of these. His monologue at the beginning of that first film when he finally tells Ethan, “I understand you’re very upset,” is still so wonderful. He’s got this excellent mix of swarm and authority that’s really hard to do. Where we as an audience think, “This guy is the worst, but also he really seems to know what he’s doing and I can’t help but respect that.” That’s a difficult combination to pull off. It’s usually one or the other. There’s a great scene in Dead Reckoning where Kittridge tries to explain to the National Security Director (Cary Elwes) what IMF even is that’s really funny and doesn’t work without Czerny. “What do you mean they can turn it down?”)

I truly get that McQuarrie really wanted to take on this AI idea and that, he’s correct in thinking so, it does feel like a very pertinent issue – at least more than another movie where someone wants to blow something up. This does seem like McQuarrie’s meditation on AI and the dangerous direction we are headed. But it does take a lot of setup and a long way to get there, which after a while does start to feel heavy on the exposition and a bit confusing. (Or, at least, about as confusing as most James Bond movies.) But once all the teams all start chasing the keys, it’s a lot of fun. Ethan runs into a lot of old friends along the way. Of course, Luther and Benji are back (Ving Rhames and Simon Pegg) and Ethan, once again, has to deal with the arms dealer Alanna (Vanessa Kirby, having a great time), who also very much wants these keys. And we meet Grace (Hayley Atwell) a master pickpocket hired to steal the keys who doesn’t seem to quite know what she’s involved in here. (Also, it is kind of funny, for as important these two keys are, a lot of the characters just slip them into their casual slacks pocket, or whatever. I am more guarded about my key to my apartment building’s trash bins than some of the characters are about these keys that control the world.)

Oh, and there’s Esai Morales’s Gabriel, who has a past with Ethan Hunt — most of his motivations seem mysterious, even up until the end. His affiliation only seems to be to The Entity, but what he’s gaining from any of this isn’t quite clear.

And I say “up until the end” because, once again, we are not getting a full movie. This is quite a recent trend. And I truly don’t think audiences like it. A friend of mine saw Across the Spider-Verse recently, knowing full well it was the first of two halves, but most of the rest of the audience sure didn’t and were not happy. The good news is Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One isn’t as egregious with its ending. This movie is about the keys. The next (I’m guessing) seems like it will be what to even do with those keys. So there are two clear missions here and this movie covers the first of those, but it’s still not a complete story and because of that is nowhere near as satisfying as Fallout. A lot of Mission: Impossible movies have a lot of exposition and can be complicated. Brian de Palma’s first movie (still my personal favorite, with Fallout a close second) is pretty complicated! But a terrific finale can cure all of that. And Dead Reckoning Part One has a really great sequence on a train to close the movie out, it doesn’t resolve anything, like that incredible fight with Henry Cavill does in Fallout.

And that’s the thing about Mission: Impossible movies: Their nature is to be “satisfying“! That feels like kind of the point – that extra oomph of adrenaline. But with the inherent nature of a two-part story, I guess we will have to wait for next year (hopefully) for that.

‘Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One’ opens July 12th. You can contact Mike Ryan directly on Twitter.