Mike Lindell’s “Election Crime Bureau Summit” is only two days long, but it should last a week. Maybe two. To quote an iconic Darren Rovell tweet, “I feel bad for our country. But this is tremendous content.”
The increasingly-desperate pillow man teased that the “historical event,” held in a hotel and convention center in Springfield, Illinois, like all good historical events, would culminate in a plan to prevent election fraud that “has never been done before in world history… This is such a perfect plan, the only way it fails is if we do not get the word out to the entire country.”
Boy, I bet it’s good and definitely doesn’t involve any drones. Let’s check in with Springfield News-Leader reporter Kelly Dereuck, who was there on site. “Live from the Mike Lindell event on day 2: so far the plan to secure our elections is to fly a wifi detection device on drones over polling places to see if voting machines are connected to the internet,” she tweeted. After losing all his Walmart money, Lindell must be hoping to put MyPillow-branded drones on Best Buy shelves.
Take a Tylenol now. You will get a headache looking at… whatever this is.
“The Plan” by Mike Lindell is some kind of device on a drone called a Wireless Monitoring Device (WMD) that will pick up wireless networks near polling areas, which he claims will prove in real time if votes are being “stolen.”
MyPillow’s Mike Lindell has been hyping his secret plan to save elections for a week. He just released it — and it’s a little drone he plans to fly over polling sites. https://t.co/3dnNputy1V
Did Mike Lindell just say live on stream that he is planning to deliver “WMD’s” into polling stations using drone??? That sounds so very very illegal in so many ways.
The deep state shall tremble in fear as we have harnessed the power of the novelty mall kiosk against them. They are no match for our airbrushed t-shirts and child-sized animal-themed scooters that can be rented for 15 minutes at a time.
Earlier this year, Jamie Foxx was rushed to the hospital while on the set of his latest flick Back in Action after suffering from a medical complication. It’s been a few months, but Foxx is seemingly back in action for real this time, as he becomes more active on social media.
While the actor has yet to disclose what exactly happened, Foxx has been opening up about his “unexpected dark journey” on social media. He shared a photo of himself with a heartfelt caption, thanking his fans for their continued support over the past few months.
“You’re lookin at a man who is thankful… finally startin to feel like myself… it’s been an unexpected dark journey… but I can see the light,” the caption read, paired with a photo of Foxx holding a pair of off-brand Crocs (not sponsored). “I’m thankful to everyone that reached out and sent well wishes and prayers… I have a lot of people to thank… u just don’t know how much it meant… I will be thanking all of you personally… and if you didn’t know… GOD IS GOOD… all day every day… #swipeleft#imbackandimbetter#nobaddays”
Currently, Foxx stars as Bug in Strays, an R-rated canine film where a bunch of stray dogs curse and band together to get revenge on a neglectful owner by biting off his penis. This is normal cinema.
You’d be forgiven for balking at the idea of “smooth” rye whiskey. The grain-forward American version of the spirit is purposefully built to be sharper, earthier, and more loaded with herbal/floral vibes. Those don’t always bring “smooth AF” to mind like, say, “vanilla buttercream” or “lush marzipan” — two notes you might uncover while sipping a corn-fueled bourbon whiskey.
But as will all things in this crazy ol’ world of ours, rye is not a monolith. There are amazingly smooth American rye whiskeys out there, folks, and I’m here to help you find them.
Below, I’m conducting a blind taste test of newer rye whiskeys that are all under $100 to find the “smoothest” of them all. What do I mean exactly when I say “smooth”? A smooth whiskey is soft, lush, and polished without any rough edges. It’s easy to drink but also must have real depth with a fully rounded flavor profile without burning your senses or leaving you dry. It has to take you somewhere when you nose and sip without making you feel like you’re chewing on firewood or burning spice.
To find those beautifully smooth ryes, I grabbed some I knew were smooth and others I just supposed were pretty damn smooth from my shelf. I added in single barrel drops, toasted barrel finishes, sherry cask-finished softies, and even a couple of barrel-strength biggies for a broad testing pool. Our lineup features the following rye whiskeys:
Bardstown Bourbon Company Origin Series Kentucky Straight Rye Whiskey Finished in Toasted Cherry Wood And Oak Barrels
Hemingway Rye, Signature Edition Straight Rye Whiskey Finished in Rum Seasoned Oloroso Sherry Casks
Brother’s Bond Four-Grain Small-Batch American Blended Rye Whiskey
Barrell Rye Cask Strength A Blend of Rye Whiskeys Batch #004
Chicken Cock Kentucky Straight Rye Whiskey
Old Potrero Single Barrel Reserve Straight Rye Whiskey
Heaven’s Door Refuge Straight Rye Whiskey Finished in Sherry Casks
Starlight Distillery Old Rickhouse Bottled-In-Bond Double Oaked Rye Whiskey Toasted Series
Jack Daniel’s Twice Barreled Special Release Tennessee Rye Whiskey Heritage Barrel Rye
After I blindly tasted these ryes, I ranked them according to both how smooth they really are and how deep their flavor profiles goe. Smooth is great and all, but if the profile isn’t there, it’s not always going to be a winner. “Thin” should never be confused with smooth. Moreoever, if something tastes great but it’s not silky, it’ll slide down the rankings. Savvy?
Let’s dive in!
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Nose: The nose is classic with fresh cherry layered with nasturtiums, cinnamon sticks, and soft cedar planks just kissed with clove, nutmeg, and anise before light red peppercorns and brandy-soaked cherries dipped in salted dark chocolate kick in.
Palate: The palate follows the nose’s lead with a lush mouthfeel that’s full of spicy stewed fruits and ciders mixing with creamy vanilla and nutty bases over subtle chili pepper spiciness far in the rear of the taste.
Finish: The end pushed the woody spices toward an apple cider/choco-cherry tobacco mix with a cedar box and old leather vibe tying the whole taste together.
Initial Thoughts:
This is creamy and smooth with a good depth that balances the woodier aspects nicely. I like this one.
Taste 2
Zach Johnston
Tasting Notes:
Nose: The nose opens with a hint of dry sweetgrass over berry brambles before veering into nut cake and rum-soaked raisin with a hint of spice barks and vanilla cream.
Palate: Caramel cut with orange oils and dipped in dark chocolate drives the palate toward clove and nutmeg-heavy eggnog with a touch of vanilla sugar cookies, orange cake, and a medley of dates, figs, and prunes.
Finish: That dark fruit folds into a sticky toffee pudding vibe with more of that chocolate-covered caramel and dark orange with a lush finish.
Initial Thoughts:
This is pretty goddamn good too. Lush, deep, fun, and pretty damn tasty.
Taste 3
Zach Johnston
Tasting Notes:
Nose: The nose opens with a leathery sense of old winter spice barks, rich caramel, and vanilla pudding cut with butterscotch and orange rinds.
Palate: There’s a sense of singed marshmallows and dark orange zest on the palate that leans into hints of minty tobacco and cedar bark.
Finish: A hint of salted caramel and dark chocolate oranges drive the finish toward a soft old oakiness and a touch of smudging sage.
Initial Thoughts:
This inches toward creamy and smooth but leans more dry and woody by the end. It’s very good but I’m not sure I’d call it smooth.
Taste 4
Zach Johnston
Tasting Notes:
Nose: Dark fruit leather, stewed peach, and salted caramel mingle with vanilla buttercream cut with toffee and winter spice syrups on the nose.
Palate: The palate opens with a hint of grilled pineapple and peach dosed in caramel sauce and hit with salt before dark winter spice cakes arrive with dates, prunes, and old nuts with plenty of clove and allspice that eventually leads to a hint of eggnog creaminess.
Finish: The spice gets barky on the backend as the finish drives toward old wicker furniture in sweetgrass on a summer’s day next to a mild chili-peach-infused chewing tobacco leaf.
Initial Thoughts:
This has a smooth mid-palate but ends pretty warm and dry.
Taste 5
Zach Johnston
Tasting Notes:
Nose: Leathery candied fruits and berries drive the nose toward tobacco leaves, roasting herbs, and nasturtiums with a whisper of woody sasparilla just kissed with spearmint and sesame seed.
Palate: There’s a candied fruit vibe on the palate with pecan waffles, butter, maple syrup, and a touch of burnt marshmallow dipped in creamy espresso that leads to anise and old boot leather.
Finish: Hazlenut shells and marzipan lead to a whisper of dried botanicals like juniper and ancho chili with a woody sense of dried herbs and tobacco dosed in old brandy.
Initial Thoughts:
This is pretty delicious but I’d never call it smooth. This is as sharp as a scalpel and cuts deep.
Taste 6
Zach Johnston
Tasting Notes:
Nose: This opens like a root beer float with an eggnog ice cream scoop that leads to a touch of rye bread funk, old tobacco, and a hint of oak.
Palate: The palate is like an old cedar box full of spicy tobacco leaves that lead back to the sasparilla of that root beer.
Finish: The mid-palate has this spicy stewed peaches vibe with a hint of dried fruit, black tea bitterness, and a touch more of that peppery root beer.
Initial Thoughts:
This is creamy and smooth. I don’t if it runs as deep as some of the other pours though.
Taste 7
Zach Johnston
Tasting Notes:
Nose: Molasses heavy bran muffins mingle with dry cinnamon sticks, Granny Smith apple skins, and Red Hots next to rum-raisin and a twinge of an old oak stave and craft grain porridge with a caramelized edge.
Palate: The palate leans into ginger snaps with plenty of cinnamon and nutmeg next to vanilla pudding right out of the cup and a dry sense of cedar kindling.
Finish: The end holds onto the dry woodiness with a layer of salted caramel raisins and sweet porridge before veering into a bold cinnamon spice that’s like eating Red Hots and chewing Big Red gum at the same time.
Initial Thoughts:
This ends hot. I mean really hot. I like that cinnamon fire but it’s not “smooth” by any stretch of the imagination. It’s a lot of fun though!
Taste 8
Zach Johnston
Tasting Notes:
Nose: There’s a deep oakiness on the nose with a hint of dry grain silos, soft prune juice, and dark winter spice barks next to a touch of nutshell.
Palate: Dark fruit stewed in winter spices with a touch of floral honey drives the palate toward vanilla pods, caramel sauce, and more of those sharp winter spices.
Finish: The end leans back into that deep oakiness with a winter spice edge that kind of just drifts off into dark fruit leather.
Initial Thoughts:
This is more tannic than smooth. It’s nice enough but more of a spiced woody vibe than creamy soft.
Taste 9
Zach Johnston
Tasting Notes:
Nose: Orange-laced salted caramel is countered by rich and bold huckleberry pie and stewed blackberry compote with a big dollop of buttercream with plenty of vanilla and toffee.
Palate: That orange darkens with winter spice barks and berries next to a rich vanilla creaminess that leans toward eggnog and creamy caramel all accented by a nice layer of soft oakiness.
Finish: The end is lush and just warm enough with dark winter spice, burnt orange, and brandy-soaked marzipan next to a lush sense of vanilla cake cut with stewed dark berries.
Initial Thoughts:
This is both smooth AF and deeply hewn. This is the good stuff, folks.
Taste 10
Zach Johnston
Tasting Notes:
Nose: The nose opens with a Christmas spiced cake with candied cherries, orange peels, roasted walnuts, moist pear brandy-soaked marzipan, and a light hint of homemade cranberry sauce, roasting herbs, and a light sense of fresh pipe tobacco.
Palate: That vanilla gets super creamy on the palate as eggnog with clove and nutmeg drive the taste back to candied pear, cherry, and orange with an underbelly of dry smudging sage, cedar bark, and tobacco leaves braided and rolled into an old cigar humidor with a sweet leathery edge.
Finish: The end marries the candied cherry, spiced chocolate, and vanilla buttercream into a bespoke Black Forest cake with a holiday spice vibe next to soft sweetgrass, more of those roasting herbs, and a whisper of dried ancho chili soaked in pear brandy that’s just kissed with huckleberry pie.
Initial Thoughts:
This is not only delicious but it’s one of the smoothest pours I’ve ever had with incredible depth. This is a winner.
Part 2 — The Smooth Rye Whiskey Ranking
Zach Johnston
10. Heaven’s Door Refuge Straight Rye Whiskey Finished in Sherry Casks — Taste 8
This new imagining of Bob Dylan’s signature rye whiskey is made with a 100% rye mash bill. Those barrels are left alone for six to eight years before batching. That whiskey is then re-barreled into an Amontillado sherry cask for a final maturation run.
Bottom Line:
This is a fine whiskey. It’s not a smooth one though and that’s why it’s here.
9. Old Potrero Single Barrel Reserve Straight Rye Whiskey — Taste 7
This whiskey is a bit of a throwback with a West Coast vibe. The whiskey is 100% rye whiskey made at Hotaling & Co. in Potrero Hill, one of San Francisco’s most iconic spots for booze. As of this year, the spirit is being distilled on the waterfront in San Francisco but still carries that Anchor Brewing heritage. With that move, the bottle also got a brand new design that leans into San Francisco’s sea-faring history.
Bottom Line:
This is also a fine whiskey with a great grainy vibe. But the end is so hot and cinnamon-heavy that I can’t call it “smooth.” So while it’s a nice one, it’s ranked lower on this panel.
8. Barrell Rye Cask Strength A Blend of Rye Whiskeys Batch #004 — Taste 5
This brand-new blend of ryes from Barrell Craft Spirits combines four styles of rye. The main component is five, six, and 10-year-old Indiana rye mixed with a five-year-old Tennessee rye, a 6-year-old Kentucky rye, and a 14-year-old Canadian rye. Once batched, those whiskeys were bottled at cask strength.
Bottom Line:
This is a very good whiskey that’s not really smooth at all. It doesn’t have rough edges but it certainly has sharp corners. I can see this really working wonders over a big ice cube on a slow-sipping day.
This is made with 100% Indiana rye whiskey. The whiskey was then re-barreled into fresh heavily toasted barrels (with a tiny bit of char) before batching and bottling with a touch of proofing water.
Bottom Line:
This was nice but woody (naturally). There was a hint of smoothness sneaking in but I’d never define this as a smooth whiskey. It’s a nice dry rye with a good balance of flavor notes.
6. Brother’s Bond Four-Grain Small-Batch American Blended Rye Whiskey — Taste 4
This brand-new release from Ian Somerhalder and Paul Wesley’s Brothers Bond is their first foray into rye. The whiskey in the bottle is a blend of their bourbon cut with a four-year-old 95/5 rye (rye/malted barley). The final product ends up being a 77% rye whiskey once batched, proofed, and bottled.
Bottom Line:
This had a nice and smooth mid-palate that gave way to a hot and dry finish. Over ice, that creamy mid-point would extend out and this would be a smooth sipper. But I tried this neat so here we are.
This whiskey from a re-invigorated brand is comprised of that famous sourced 95% rye that’s aged (and now contract distilled) at Bardstown Bourbon Company. In this case, it’s aged for around two years before the barrels are blended, proofed, and bottled.
Tasting Notes:
This was smooth, for sure. It hits the middle of the pack simply because it was the middle of the road. This is clearly a cocktail rye that works over a glass full of rocks.
4. Bardstown Bourbon Company Origin Series Kentucky Straight Rye Whiskey Finished in Toasted Cherry Wood And Oak Barrels — Taste 1
This whiskey — from Bardstown Bourbon Company’s own Origin Series — is their classic 95/5 rye that’s aged for almost five years. Then the whiskey is finished with alternating toasted American oak and toasted cherry wood staves in the barrel. Once the whiskey is just right, it’s batched, proofed, and bottled.
Bottom Line:
This is where we get into the truly smooth stuff. This was smooth from top to bottom with enough depth to stand out as a classic cocktail base for killer whiskey-forward cocktails.
3. Hemingway Rye, Signature Edition Straight Rye Whiskey Finished in Rum Seasoned Oloroso Sherry Casks — Taste 2
The second release from Hemingway Rye is a blend of six-year-old Indiana rye (classic 95/5 rye/barley) with a four-year-old Kentucky 95/5 rye. Once those whiskeys were batched, the rye was re-barreled in Oloroso sherry casks that held rum.
Bottom Line:
This is delicious whiskey. The cask comes through a tad on the finish, adding a tannic factor, but a big rock will calm that right down.
2. Starlight Distillery Old Rickhouse Bottled-In-Bond Double Oaked Rye Whiskey Toasted Series — Taste 9
This new release from Indiana’s Starlight Distillery is a blend of their 90/10 and 80/20 (rye/barley) rye whiskeys that are 4.5 to 6.5 years old. Those whiskeys were then finished in heavily toasted French Canton barrels for a final mellowing before a touch of proofing water and bottling.
Bottom Line:
This has the perfect balance of smooth and deep. This is pretty much a perfect sipper with just the right kick at the end. This is the good stuff.
1. Jack Daniel’s Twice Barreled Special Release Tennessee Rye Whiskey Heritage Barrel Rye — Taste 10
This whiskey starts off with Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Rye Whiskey which is hewn from a mash of 70% rye, 18% corn, and 12% malted barley with Jack’s own yeast and lactobacillus strains. After a slow drip-drop filtering through 10 solid feet of sugar maple charcoal (which strips oily graininess and highlights sweet fruitiness, among other notes), the mellowed juice is filled into “Heritage Barrels.” Those barrels were seasoned in the open air for years. Once coopered, the American white oak barrels are heavily toasted and lightly charred. That toasting allows the sugars to caramelize and become more easily available to the distillate while the light char means less filtering as the whiskey moves in and out of the wood.
Bottom Line:
This is pretty much a perfect whiskey that’s incredibly smooth, balanced, and deep. It’s a delight to sip and keeps rewarding when you come back for more.
Part 3 — Final Thoughts on the Smooth Rye Whiskeys
Zach Johnston
Brass tacks, the top four are the whiskeys you want to focus on if you’re looking for “smooth”. Each one offers something a little different in their profile, but each one of those profiles is outstanding.
Look, there wasn’t a bad whiskey on this list. But when it comes to finding a perfectly balanced smooth rye whiskey — you have to find that Starlight or Jack Daniel’s. They’re stellar whiskeys, period.
After days of various games being leaked out, the full NBA schedule for the 2023-24 season was released on Thursday afternoon. Per usual, each franchise’s social media teams devised a creative way to unveil the schedule, with some teams outclassing others and staking a claim to the premier schedule release of the summer. Among the top contenders for best video, at least from what I’ve seen, are the Miami Heat, Chicago Bulls, New Orleans Pelicans, and Golden State Warriors.
Initially, the Heat’s video didn’t sell me, but the potshots directed at the three Eastern Conference foes they defeated en route to the Finals last spring were witty. I especially found joy in the “97 percent” quip regarding the Boston Celtics after ESPN Analytics gave Miami a 3 percent chance of winning that series heading into their Eastern Conference Finals showdown.
The Bulls went the nostalgia route with a Pokemon-style video, which was rather sweet. That Pokemon soundtrack is as catchy as can be and the video was well-executed with sublime graphics. Bravo, Chicago.
The Minnesota Timberwolves played off of the viral TikTok trend in which jars, bowls, and bottles are rolled down steps until they shatter or survive the entire journey. The video starts off with a bang, as a rubber dinosaur is smacked from above the top step by a hockey stick, making clear they’ll be opening their season against the Toronto Raptors. The video is pretty long for Twitter standards, but also creative, silly and enjoyable.
The Utah Jazz elected for an art exhibit — “The Museum of Jazz Moments” — to debut their schedule. The elegant narration voice dishing out trash talk made for a cheeky contrast between message and tone.
New Orleans’ video didn’t even convey any of its games. Instead, it included Jaleel White, who played Steve Urkel on “Family Matters,” as a fill-in of sorts for C.J. McCollum when McCollum’s schedule grows overwhelming. The only problem, though, is White revels in life as McCollum’s replacement and a rivalry brews between them. It’s an ingenuitive and lighthearted promo.
The NBA schedule is out, and it’s the craziest time ever, especially for @CJMcCollum
Gary Payton II starred in the Warriors’ release, as he sampled different culinary dishes and tried to guess which NBA team they represented. It’s certainly not a bad gig, and if any other teams need someone for a video like this, my line is open.
The NBA’s schedule release day is always a shining moment for social media departments and these groups absolutely nailed the assignment. I’m sure there are plenty other awesome videos that I missed, so I apologize in advance. Every video can be found here, if you’re looking the rest.
To the surprise of no one, Rudy Giuliani was reportedly up to some shady business during the 2020 election. According to a new lawsuit, the former attorney for Donald Trump allegedly solicited investors for a documentary that would bring down Joe Biden by exposing his alleged business dealings in Ukraine.
Giuliani, who is now allegedly broke, and two of his associates made the bold claim in 2019 to “California fruit-and-nut farming magnates and brothers Baldev and Kewel Munger” who reportedly forked over $1 million for the project. The brothers believed their investment would help Trump secure a second term.
The lawsuit claims that the three men pitched the farmers on a film that would be “a possible ‘kill shot’ to Biden’s presidential campaign.” The three men “all represented that they possessed key documents that were ‘smoking guns’ that would establish that the Ukrainian government engaged in a quid pro quo exchange with the Biden family to benefit Burisma,” the complaint continues.
To the surprise of no one, the documentary was never made and Giuliani is accused of pocketing $300,000 in the brother’s lawsuit. As for why America’s Mayor didn’t deliver the goods, it turns out he did not already possess a “smoking gun” implicating Biden. Even more damning, Giuliani failed to locate one when he personally traveled to Ukraine and interviewed “various officials.”
According to Insider, Giuliani turned his attention to Hunter Biden’s laptop, which also failed to be a “kill shot” to Joe Biden’s campaign.
The 2023-24 NBA regular season schedule was released on Thursday afternoon, with all 30 teams getting the dates for their 82-game season (plus a possible two extra games if they can make the finals of the In-Season Tournament).
From a national perspective, the schedule release is best for seeing the games for key dates during the year — Christmas Day, MLK Day, etc. — as well as learning what matchups we will be seeing on national television. This year will look and sound a bit different on ESPN and ABC broadcasts, where Doc Rivers and Doris Burke join Mike Breen in the lead broadcast booth and Ryan Ruocco, Richard Jefferson, and J.J. Redick make up the new No. 2 national team for the four-letter.
As always, ESPN will broadcast games mostly on Wednesday and Friday nights, with ABC beginning Saturday primetime and Sunday showcase games once the NFL season has concluded.
For those interested, here are how many times each team will appear on ESPN/ABC broadcasts, unsurprisingly led by the Lakers and Warriors.
One major question that pops up on the day of the NBA’s schedule release every year is which teams will get on national television the most? The NBA allocates national games out on a few channels — ABC, ESPN, NBA TV, and TNT — in an effort to put teams under a brighter spotlight than their usual local broadcasts, and unsurprisingly, there’s quite the gap between the teams that get on there the most and those who don’t.
With that in mind, here’s how many times each team will get on national television this season.
Atlanta Hawks: 15
Boston Celtics: 34
Brooklyn Nets: 11
Charlotte Hornets: 4
Chicago Bulls: 7
Cleveland Cavaliers: 17
Dallas Mavericks: 28
Denver Nuggets: 30
Detroit Pistons: 4
Golden State Warriors: 41
Houston Rockets: 4
Indiana Pacers: 6
Los Angeles Clippers: 22
Los Angeles Lakers: 40
Memphis Grizzlies: 19
Miami Heat: 24
Milwaukee Bucks: 30
Minnesota Timberwolves: 10
New Orleans Pelicans: 12
New York Knicks: 25
Oklahoma City Thunder: 13
Orlando Magic: 5
Philadelphia 76ers: 29
Phoenix Suns: 37
Portland Trail Blazers: 6
Sacramento Kings: 22
San Antonio Spurs: 19
Toronto Raptors: 4
Utah Jazz: 9
Washington Wizards: 4
Unsurprisingly, the NBA is placing its largest bets on two teams that usually end up on TV more than anyone else: the Warriors and the Lakers. While the Warriors have more than anyone else, the Lakers will be fascinating due to LeBron James’ impending free agency and the fact that he floated retirement last offseason. The rest of the top-5 will be rounded out by the Suns, the Celtics, and a tie between the defending-champion Nuggets and Bucks.
Oliver Anthony’s “Rich Men North Of Richmond” is one of the biggest songs in the country. So, what’s going on here?
Who Is Oliver Anthony? Meet The “Rich Men North Over Richmond” Singer
Prior to the success of “Rich Men North Over Richmond” upon its August 11 release, Anthony was a relatively unknown country singer and former factory worker from Virginia (as Billboard notes). He described himself in a video shared recently (above), saying, “I sit pretty dead center down the aisle on politics and always have. I remember as a kid the conservatives wanting war, and me not understanding that. And I remember a lot of the controversies when the left took office, and it seems like, you know, both sides serve the same master. And that master is not someone of any good to the people of this country.”
Oliver Anthony’s “Rich Men North Of Richmond,” Explained
The song’s title presumably refers to politicians in Washington, DC, since the US capital is just north of Richmond, Virginia. On the song, Anthony laments the current state of the world. His lyrics go after both the elite (“I wish politicians would look out for miners / And not just minors on an island somewhere”) and those who aren’t as well off (“Lord, we got folks in the street, ain’t got nothin’ to eat / And the obese milkin’ welfare / Well, God, if you’re 5-foot-3 and you’re 300 pounds / Taxes ought not to pay for your bags of fudge rounds”).
Anthony says the track is “first song to get out there that has been recorded on a real microphone and a real camera, and not just on my cell phone.”
In a video shared on August 14, he reflected on the song’s success and on his own musical abilities, saying, “I mean, look: I appreciate the compliments, but I’m no… I’m not a good musician. I hardly know my way around the guitar, my singing’s OK. That’s not what made this: It’s you, and the struggles in your life. That’s what’s made this what it is.”
How Did “Rich Men North Of Richmond” Get So Popular?
Rich Men North of Richmond has been uploaded to all major streaming platforms and will show up there in a few days.
Im still in a state of shock at the outpouring of love I’ve seen in the comments, messages and emails. I’m working to respond to everyone as quickly as possible. pic.twitter.com/iScaYp9AWQ
The song initially gained the attention of conservative-minded listeners. A tweet about the track shared on August 10, announcing its then-imminent arrival on streaming platforms, has racked up over 140,000 likes and 25 million views.
Will “Rich Men North Of Richmond” Go No. 1?
Some reports/predictions (like this one and this one) indicate that the song is expected to debut in the No. 1 spot on the Billboard Hot 100 chart set to be unveiled next week (the chart dated August 26).
Who Supports Oliver Anthony & “Rich Men North Of Richmond?”
Controversial Georgia representative Marjorie Taylor Greene tweeted, “This is the anthem of the forgotten Americans who truly support this nation and unfortunately the world with their hard earned tax dollars and incredibly hard work. This song represents my district and the people of America I know and love. I will fight for the forgotten American every damn day.”
This is the anthem of the forgotten Americans who truly support this nation and unfortunately the world with their hard earned tax dollars and incredibly hard work. This song represents my district and the people of America I know and love. I will fight for the forgotten…
Conservative commentator Matt Walsh also wrote, “The main reason this song resonates with so many people isn’t political. It’s because the song is raw and authentic. We are suffocated by artificiality. Everything around us is fake. A guy in the woods pouring his heart over his guitar is real.”
The main reason this song resonates with so many people isn’t political. It’s because the song is raw and authentic. We are suffocated by artificiality. Everything around us is fake. A guy in the woods pouring his heart over his guitar is real.
Let’s face it, Ole Pudding Fingers Ron DeSantis is floundering. Someone should probably roll the Meatball extraordinaire off the campaign trail and let him take a vacation from governing, too. His recent deflated efforts include a confused-mic reaction, banning Shakespeare in schools, and attempting to argue that slavery was kind-of beneficial to slaves themselves. Then there’s the uptick in his attempt to be more Trump-y, which is probably why he recently waved around Mafia-like verbiage to try and woo a few MAGA crowd members.
The main problem with this latter approach is that DeSantis is essentially a bobblehead with no Trump-like charisma (such as it is). So and as the New York Times relayed, the DeSantis-focused super PAC conjured up a reported list of debate points which was published to and has since disappeared from Axiom Strategies website, which is notable since the company’s founder (Joe Roe) heads up the aforementioned super PAC. Here are the four main suggestions from that list:
“1. Attack Joe Biden and the media 3-5 times. 2. State GRD’s positive vision 2-3 times. 3. Hammer Vivek Ramaswamy in a response. 4. Defend Donald Trump in absentia in response to a Chris Christie attack.”
The guidelines also suggest that DeSantis use up a nickname like “Vivek the Fake” or “Fake Vivek” to attack Ramaswamy’s credibility in the eyes of the GOP. And those are some lazy nicknames. Trump could do a lot better (i.e., worse) obviously, and it looks like Vivek the Fake is very amused. In response, Ramasamy had a nickname, too, which he tweeted, “Another boring, establishment attack from Super PAC-creation ‘Robot Ron’ who is literally taking lame, pre-programmed attack lines against me for next week’s debate. Hammer Ramaswamy.”
“Robot Ron” is catchier than “Fake Vivek” for sure. Additionally, NBC News quotes his spokesperson, Tricia McLaughlin, who swung at the pudding rumors: “If DeSantis struggles to use a spoon, I can’t imagine he is particularly agile with a sledgehammer.”
The first GOP primary debate will take place on August 23. The list of likely participants include Meatball, Ramaswamy, Tim Scott, and Nikki Haley, along with Chris Christie. The Meatball also has a reported “rider” of demands, which sound as absurd as you’d expect. Should be fun!
The 2023-24 NBA regular season schedule was released on Thursday afternoon, with all 30 teams getting the dates for their 82-game season (plus a possible two extra games if they can make the finals of the In-Season Tournament).
From a national perspective, the schedule release is best for seeing the games for key dates during the year — Christmas Day, MLK Day, etc. — as well as learning what matchups we will be seeing on national television. This year will look and sound a bit different on ESPN and ABC broadcasts, where Doc Rivers and Doris Burke join Mike Breen in the lead broadcast booth and Ryan Ruocco, Richard Jefferson, and J.J. Redick make up the new No. 2 national team for the four-letter. Over on TNT, things are less in flux, as everyone’s favorite studio show, Inside the NBA, will be back in full force and the lead broadcast teams remain the same from last year.
As has been the case for a few years now, TNT will carry Tuesday night games until the end of the NFL regular season before shifting the Inside crew back to Thursday nights. The TNT crew will also handle the opening night festivities, as always, with the Nuggets getting their rings before a Western Conference Finals rematch with the Lakers, followed by Warriors-Suns on October 24.
For those wondering, here are how many times each team will be featured on TNT broadcasts this season:
And here is the complete NBA on TNT schedule for the 2023-24 season (all times Eastern):
10/24
Lakers at Nuggets (7:30 p.m.)
Suns at Warriors (10:00 p.m.)
10/26
Sixers at Bucks (7:30 p.m.)
Suns at Lakers (10:00 p.m.)
10/31
Knicks at Cavs (7:30 p.m.)
Spurs at Suns (10:00 p.m.)
11/14
Spurs at Thunder (7:30 p.m.)
Clippers at Nuggets (10:00 p.m.)
11/21
Cavs at Sixers (7:30 p.m.)
Jazz at Lakers (10:00 p.m.)
11/28
Bucks at Heat (7:30 p.m.)
Warriors at Kings (10:00 p.m.)
12/12
Lakers at Mavs (7:30 p.m.)
Warriors at Suns (10:00 p.m.)
12/19
Grizzlies at Pelicans (7:30 p.m.)
Celtics at Warriors (10:00 p.m.)
1/4
Bucks at Spurs (7:30 p.m.)
Nuggets at Warriors (10:00 p.m.)
1/11
Celtics at Bucks (7:30 p.m.)
Suns at Lakers (10:00 p.m.)
1/15
Spurs at Hawks (3:30 p.m.)
Warriors at Grizzlies (6 p.m.)
1/16
Nuggets at Sixers (7:30 p.m.)
Thunder at Clippers (10:00 p.m.)
1/18
Bulls at Raptors (7:30 p.m.)
Grizzlies at Timberwolves (10:00 p.m.)
1/23
Knicks at Nets (7:30 p.m.)
Lakers at Clippers (10:00 p.m.)
1/25
Celtics at Heat (7:30 p.m.)
Kings at Warriors (10:00 p.m.)
1/30
Pacers at Celtics (7:30 p.m.)
Sixers at Warrors (10:00 p.m.)
2/1
Lakers at Celtics (7:30 p.m.)
Cavs at Grizzlies (10:00 p.m.)
2/6
Mavs at Nets (7:30 p.m.)
Bucks at Suns (10:00 p.m.)
2/8
Mavs at Knicks (7:30 p.m.)
Nuggets at Lakers (10:00 p.m.)
2/13
Thunder at Magic (7:30 p.m.)
Kings at Suns (10:00 p.m.)
2/15
Bucks at Grizzlies (8:30 p.m.)
2/22
Suns at Mavs (7:30 p.m.)
Lakers at Warriors (10:00 p.m.)
2/27
Sixers at Celtics (7:30 p.m.)
Heat at Blazers (10:00 p.m.)
2/29
Warriors at Knicks (7:30 p.m.)
Heat at Nuggets (10:00 p.m.)
3/5
Hawks at Knicks (7:30 p.m.)
Suns at Nuggets (10:00 p.m.)
3/7
Heat at Mavs (7:30 p.m.)
Celtics at Nuggets (10:00 p.m.)
3/12
Sixers at Knicks (7:30 p.m.)
Timberwolves at Clippers (10:00 p.m.)
3/14
Suns at Celtics (7:30 p.m.)
Mavs at Thunder (10:00 p.m.)
3/26
Lakers at Bucks (7:30 p.m.)
Mavs at Kings (10:00 p.m.)
4/2
Warriors at Mavs (7:30 p.m.)
Clippers at Kings (10:00 p.m.)
4/4
Sixers at Heat (7:30 p.m.)
Nuggets at Clippers (10:00 p.m.)
4/9
Celtics at Bucks (7:30 p.m.)
Warriors at Lakers (10:00 p.m.)
4/11
Knicks at Celtics (7:30 p.m.)
Pelicans at Kings (10:00 p.m.)
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