At this point, George R.R. Martin readers (and viewers of shows based upon his source material) should probably accept that the long-promised Winds Of Winter book might be a fable. The much-hounded author has promised this tome for many years, and in 2020, the day even arrived when Martin said that fans could imprison him if he hadn’t finished the book. Three years later, still no arrival date sits on the horizon.
(House of the Dragon Season 2 will certainly arrive much sooner!)
Well, Martin might be trolling people with his latest announcement involving a book that contains his writing. This is perhaps even more faux-cruel than his involvement in producing AMC’s Dark Winds (yes, nice title). Martin took to social media with a declaration that he’s “excited to introduce you to THE OFFICIAL GAME OF THRONES COOKBOOK!”
A… what?
a cookbookpic.twitter.com/N2pzApgSGj https://t.co/jm8FtLf4gJ
— rulj⁷ (@jjmileo) November 1, 2023
Yes, a cookbook. This isn’t the first one, either, but this one will have Dothraki recipes. The arrival date is May 7, 2024, and the book is authored by Chelsea Monroe-Casselat with a foreword by Martin.
We’re excited to introduce you to THE OFFICIAL GAME OF THRONES COOKBOOK!
Preorder THE OFFICIAL GAME OF THRONES COOKBOOK by Chelsea Monroe-Casselat here: https://t.co/JSBX2HrqnE pic.twitter.com/LDkjPolT9H
— George RR Martin (@GRRMspeaking) November 1, 2023
Seriously, the Purple Wedding drinks could be off the hook. More to the point, though, GRRM’s replies were a sea of questions about Winds of Winter and inquiries about whether this was an intentional troll-job tweet.
Where is my winds of winter pic.twitter.com/gCUg8oSGmO
— Yenn 🩷 (@Ladki_Nakhreli) November 1, 2023
Does it have a recipe for finishing winds of winter??
— RGF (@rgfray1) November 1, 2023
You made this instead of finishing winds of winter?
— Team Respawn (@TeamRespawnTV) November 1, 2023
I really wonder if he’s just trolling the fans at this point by posting stuff like this…
— Michael Scaglione (@Scagz89) November 1, 2023
Thanks for writing the book we are waiting for years
— Curiosidades Frikis (@CuriosFrikis) November 1, 2023
My man is writing every book in the library except for Winds of Winter
— Sakamoto (@bywesleysouza) November 1, 2023
You’re never going to finish that book, are you?
— Zayy The Truck Driver (@BrokenSword25) November 1, 2023
Give us the last 2 books. Not a cook book. pic.twitter.com/ZkGnIQxbqA
— Dickson Otieno (@DicksonOtieno) November 1, 2023
Should have called it Winds of Winter Cooking.
— Aegon (@RobertPet73) November 1, 2023
Master trolling right here with this book announcement.
— RPK (@RPK_) November 1, 2023
C’mon, the dude does have a sense of humor. You gotta give him that.