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GloRilla Jokes That Her 90-Day Celibacy Resolution Is Having A Negative (But Predictable) Effect On Her Vision

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We’re now ten days into January 2024, which means many of us have already quit on our new year’s resolutions. Others still seem to be holding strong, but maybe that resilience ain’t all it’s cracked up to be.

It seems that more than one rap star decided to take a vow of abstinence — at least, temporarily. And while 50 Cent says his resolution to do so is helping him avoid distractions, GloRilla is apparently starting to regret hers.

“Started my 90 day celibacy lil shit for new year’s or wtv, I’m on da 9th day & my vision blurry af,” she joked on Twitter. “Send help😭” When fellow raunchy Southern rapper Sexyy Red expressed empathy, she doubled down, cracking, “Bitch I been lost it I be having to take my sunglasses off just to hear.”

For those who never heard of this, it appears Glo is referencing the old wives’ superstition that too much …. ahem… “self-love” can make one go blind — which, hey, it could be worse. They also warned us that we’d grow hair on our palms.

If that really is what she meant, that’s a pretty clever way of saying that she’s burning through her battery supply, but maybe it was also a little too clever; it seems the joke has flown over a lot of fans’ heads.

Prayers up for Big Glo, and here’s hoping her batteries hold out and long as she does.

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Jennifer Lawrence Did Not Enjoy Her ‘Awful’ Wedding Day And Even Had To Kick A Grumpy Robert De Niro Out Of Her Rehearsal Dinner

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Jennifer Lawrence has always been brutally, comically honest. Did she once confess to Seth Meyers, to his face, on late night television, that she once almost asked him out? Of course she did. At Sunday’s Golden Globes, she joked to the camera about bailing if she didn’t win for No Hard Feelings. (She lost to Emma Stone, but she actually didn’t leave.) When recently asked if she had a nice wedding, she naturally freely admitted that, no, she absolutely did not. Heck, she even had to boot one of her most famous co-stars from her rehearsal dinner.

In a new chat with E! Online, the Oscar-winning actress admitted that when she married art gallery director Cooke Maroney back in 2019, she had an “awful” day.

“It’s so stressful. You’re not having fun,” she recalled. “You’re just like, ‘Is that person having fun?’”

For one thing, the weather wasn’t great, which few there that day were willing to admit.

“I’ll never forget—I was freaking out about the guests being cold,” she said. “And all of my friends were lying they’re like, ‘Nobody’s cold, nobody’s cold, everything’s fine, everything’s fine.’”

At least one person was honest with her: “My mom was like, ‘It’s freezing out there, your grandmother almost died.”

Not even the rehearsal dinner was fun. She noticed one of her guests — Robert De Niro, with whom she’s appeared in the David O. Russell movies Silver Linings Playbook, American Hustle, and Joy — was clearly miserable.

“I looked over and I saw Bob, who doesn’t know anybody and he’s kind of wandering around, and I immediately was like, ‘No, this isn’t what he wants to be doing. I don’t want him here,’” Lawrence recalled. “So I went over and whispered, I was like, ‘Go home’ and he was nice—he like talked to my parents and was polite—but I was like, ‘Go.’”

She added, “That just genuinely made me feel better.”

This is all what one would expect from Jennifer Lawrence, who introduced herself to new Hunger Games prequel lead Rachel Zegler by joking about taking a picture involving strangling.

(Via E! Online)

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SNX: The Week’s Best Sneakers, Featuring The Nike Air Max2 CB ’94 Old Royal And New Salehe Bembury

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Welcome to SNX DLX, your weekly roundup of the best sneakers to hit the internet. Unfortunately, We’re still in the quieter days of the year regarding sneaker drops, but this week is already a significant improvement over last. Unless you’re not a Nike fan, because the big swoosh is massively dominating our picks for the best sneakers of the week with five entries on this short list of six.

Highlights include the return of the Old Royal Air Max2 CB colorway, a few notable Dunk colorways, a Yellow Ochre Jordan 1, a Nike Blazer collaboration with Welcome Skateboarding, and in non-Nike news, Salehe Bembury’s first New Balance collaboration of the year. The Bembury collab is a nice surprise not because it’s the only release that isn’t Nike, but because the last few years have been light on Bembury NB link-ups, as the designer has been putting most of his time and effort into his Crocs collaboration, the Pollex Clog.

Happy to see Bembury translating an NB silhouette through his distinct lens. Let’s dive into this week’s best!

Nike Air Max2 CB ’94 Old Royal

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Price: $170

A colorway named for and popularized by Charles Barkley, the Old Royal is back and it’s looking better than ever. The sneaker showcases how a simple leather build can still resonate 30 years after its initial release. Will today’s TPU-heavy, mixed material, plastic-adorned sneakers stand the test of time like good ‘ol leather? Only time will tell.

The sneaker features a leather build in white with perforated details contrasted by Royal Blue and deep black accents. Whether you’re a fan of this era of basketball or not, this is simply a great design that anybody would be lucky to cop.

The Nike Air Max2 CB ’94 Old Royal is out now for a retail price of $170. Pick up a pair via the Nike SNKRS app.

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Nike Women’s Dunk Low Cool Grey and Football Grey

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Price: $125

This week we’re getting two drops of women’s exclusive Dunks and we’re surprised Nike didn’t do what it usually does and offer only bright and vibrant colors for the ladies. Instead, the Cool Grey and Football Grey Dunk keeps things refreshingly austere with a mix of neutral grey tones over the classic Dunk build.

Rounding out the design is an icy translucent outsole. While this is a women’s exclusive, the size run is pretty extensive, capping out at W 15.5/M14.

The Nike Women’s Dunk Low Cool Grey and Football Grey is out now for a retail price of $125. Pick up a pair via the Nike SNKRS app.

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Nike Women’s Dunk Low Black and Anthracite

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Price: $135

Another muted women’s only Dunk, this sneaker is adorned in a mix of black and anthracite colors and features a nubuck leather build. But this sneaker isn’t quite as stealthy as it first appears thanks to the inclusion of reflective synthetic leather overlays which in low light, give the sneaker a sort of futuristic sheen.

It’s a dope sneaker and in our opinion, the better of the two Dunks.

The Nike Women’s Dunk Low Black and Anthracite is set to drop on January 12th at 7:00 AM PST for a retail price of $135. Pick up a pair via the Nike SNKRS app.

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Nike Air Jordan 1 High OG Yellow Ochre

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Price: $180

The Yellow Ochre is one of the all-time greatest Jordan 1 colorways and this week it gets a refresh. The sneaker features a tumbled leather upper in Sail with Ochre panels and a black swoosh and collar. Not a lot to say about this sneaker, it is a large swath of people’s favorite Jordan colorway for sure. For us it’s not even in the top 10, but that’s not saying much considering just how many amazing Jordan 1 colorways there are.

The Nike Air Jordan 1 High OG Yellow Ochre is set to drop on January 13th at 7:00 AM PST for a retail price of $180. Pick up a pair via the Nike SNKRS app.

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Nike SB Zoom Blazer Mid x Welcome Skateboarding Sail

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Price: $110

Nike has teamed up with San Francisco-based skateboarding company Welcome Skateboarding for a new skate-ready take on the Blazer Mid. The brand’s Madrid-based store, which was opened in 2005, is largely credited with revitalizing the Madrid street skating scene and this sneaker nods at that heritage with a graphic insole designed by Marta Baztan that recalls an early Welcome Skateboard deck design.

The sneaker sports a premium leather upper in Sail with a houndstooth collar, rope laces, and a braided leather heel tab.

The Nike SB Zoom Blazer Mid x Welcome Skateboarding in Sail is set to drop on January 13th at 7:00 AM PST for a retail price of $110. Pick up a pair via the Nike SNKRS app.

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Salehe Bembury x New Balance 1906R Heat Be Hot

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Salehe Bembury is back with a new sneaker for New Balance. The 1906R mines hiking aesthetics for inspiration and dips them in vibrant colors not normally seen on trail-friendly sneakers. The shoe sports a mesh upper with an ABZORB midsole, Salehe Bembury branding, and drops in two colorways dubbed Lava and Magma.

The Lava colorway features a red orange-to-yellow gradient with silver overlays, while the Magma sports a rich red base with blue overlays. They both look great, which is no surprise coming from Bembury as his NB collaborations are what first put him on our radar.

The Salehe Bembury x New Balance 1906R Heat Be Hot Collection is set to drop on January 11th at 9:00 AM PST. Pick up a pair exclusively at Beaspunge.com

Disclaimer: While all of the products recommended here were chosen independently by our editorial staff, Uproxx may receive payment to direct readers to certain retail vendors who are offering these products for purchase.

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Skepta Cleared Up The Meaning Behind His ‘Gas Me Up (Diligent)’ Cover Art With A Thorough Explanation

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Lil Nas X isn’t the only rap star riling up the internet with the cover art for his comeback single.

UK grime star Skepta recently announced his return, sharing the artwork for his upcoming single “Gas Me Up (Diligent).” However, after a backlash, he’s since rescinded that artwork, while also offering an explanation clearing up his intentions for it.

The cover, which featured a photograph of men with the song’s title tattooed onto their shaved heads, was criticized for evoking Holocaust imagery. Fans apparently connected the term “gas me up” with the Nazis’ practice of gassing Jewish prisoners in concentration camps, where they also shaved inmates’ heads.

According to Skepta, though, the imagery was meant to instead evoke a different historical period (arguably, one that was politically diametrically opposed to the fascist leanings of early 20th century Germany.

“I’ve been waiting to drop Gas Me Up (Diligent) since teasing it April last year,” he wrote. “worked hard getting the artwork right for my album rollout which is about my parents coming to the UK in the 80’s, Skinhead, Football culture.”

However, he acknowledged, “it has been taken offensively by many and I can promise you that was definitely not our plan so I have removed it and I vow to be more mindful going forward.”

In a follow-up tweet, he presented images of the time period to which the art pointed, along with a further explanation — and a warning. “I can honestly see how my single artwork without context can be deemed offensive, especially in a time like this but again that was not my intention,” he wrote. “But after some thought I don’t feel like I could continue being the artist you all know and love if my art is policed, I have to quit if I can’t express my art as I see it. So to help with context here are some pictures from our mood board for the 1980’s UK story for my album ‘Knife & Fork.’”

He also made sure to note that “Gas Me Up” is still scheduled to be released on January 26.

For more context, check out some of the photos provided by fans below. For reference, “skinheads” were an entirely different thing in the UK in the ’80s, and the neo-Nazi groups that arose in the US later in the decade notably co-opted the look for themselves, because bigots are nothing if not terribly uncreative.

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The Whole Michter’s Whiskey Lineup, Ranked

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When it comes to American whiskey, Michter’s dominates the U.S. and world stage. The heritage brand — reinvented by the Magliocco family via Chatham Imports in the 1990s — helped preserve American rye whiskey as a style and bring it back alongside “sour mash” whiskeys and amazing bourbons. Like their whiskey or not, you cannot deny that the rebirth of Michter’s was instrumental (in part) to the resurgence of American whiskey after some very hard decades. The biggest reason for that is that the whiskey was great and remains so.

Since we are talking about truly excellent whiskey, I figured it was time to rank all their expressions. There are actually a lot. Moreover, Michter’s releases new batches on a fairly regular basis.

Let’s get a little background before we dive in:

The core line of Michter’s is their Small Batch Bourbon, Single Barrel Rye, Unblended American Whiskey, and Sour Mash. These bottles should be available on pretty much every shelf in the U.S. for a fairly good price in the mid-$40 range. The next level of Michter’s is their limited edition yearly releases. This section covers their toasted barrel finishes, 10-year single barrel rye and bourbon, barrel strength whiskeys, Bomberger’s, and Shenk’s. To be clear though, these whiskeys are generally released every year. Sometimes, a year is missed here and there.

Lastly, there’s the super rare stuff. This is the 20-year age statement whiskey and above and the Celebration Sour Mash. These rarities are often seen every three to five years but can be spaced even further apart.

Let’s address the elephant in the room of any highly allocated whiskey in the U.S. — Michter’s limited edition bottles tend to be very allocated. That means that a select few restaurants, bars, and retailers get bottles when released. This is due to such a small quantity produced. Michter’s has always been about quality over producing massive numbers of cases. That means that the MSRP of the limited edition bottles is rarely what we as consumers get to pay. Some bottles are going to cost you anywhere from two to 100 times more than their listed price. It just depends on vintage, retailers, and what’s out there.

So what makes Michter’s so beloved? Well, it comes down to the people. There’s the Magliocco family at the top. They deeply care about the heritage of Kentucky whiskey and preserving something for future generations. They believe in making whiskeys that parents pass down to children and grandchildren. Yes, they want to sell whiskey to the masses — that’s what the core line is for — but they want to last beyond any trend.

Master Distiller Dan McKee and Master of Maturation Andrea Wilson are legends in the whiskey industry. They strive to source, distill, and age whiskey that’s just right for Michter’s. For McKee and Wilson, building a whiskey expression is never about a commodity. It’s about the love of the game, creating something exceptional, and offering us humble whiskey drinkers something beautiful to enjoy every day, on special occasions, and with our loved ones.

That, folks, is why Michter’s is so damn beloved and successful. Now let’s rank some!

Also Read: The Top 5 UPROXX Bourbon Posts Of The Last Six Months

17. Michter’s US*1 Small Batch Unblended American Whiskey

Michter's Unblended American Whiskey
Chatham Imports

ABV: 41.7%

Average Price: $47

The Whiskey:

Generally speaking, when you see a whiskey labeled as “blended whiskey” or just “bourbon” (instead of “straight bourbon”), it’s a blend of whiskey with neutral grain spirits to help keep costs down and profits high. This expression is labeled as “Unblended,” specifically because it’s made with whiskey only (no grain spirits added). The whiskey in these bottles was aged in barrels that were “whiskey-soaked.” Once the whiskey is just right, it’s then blended and small-batch bottled.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: Orchard fruits, butterscotch candies, and vanilla cake greet you on the nose with a hint of wooden spice.

Palate: That fruit becomes more dried and almost salted on the palate while bourbon vanilla and mild caramel sweetness mingle with cinnamon and nutmeg.

Finish: The finish is pretty short and sweet with a red berry vibe next to some thin apple cider.

Bottom Line:

This is a great mixer. Protip: Keep this whiskey in the freezer for mixing highballs or cocktails — or shooting with a cold beer on a hot day.

16. Michter’s US*1 Small Batch Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey

Michter's Small Batch Bourbon
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ABV: 45.7%

Average Price: $43

The Whiskey:

Michter’s really means the phrase “small batch” here. The tank they use to marry their hand-selected eight-year-old bourbons can only hold 20 barrels, so that’s how many go into each small-batch bottling. The blended juice is then proofed with Kentucky’s famously soft limestone water and bottled.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: The nose on this is very fruity with a mix of bruised peach, red berries (almost like in a cream soda), and apple wood next to a plate of waffles with brown butter and a good pour of maple syrup that leads to a hint of cotton candy.

Palate: The sweetness ebbs on the palate as vanilla frosting leads to grilled peaches with a crack of black pepper next to singed marshmallows.

Finish: The end is plummy and full of rich toffee next to a dash of cedar bark and vanilla tobacco.

Bottom Line:

This is an essential cocktail bourbon to have on hand. It makes a great old fashioned or whiskey sour. I’d also argue that you can easily pour this over some ice and sip it as an everyday table whiskey too. It’s good stuff.

15. Michter’s US*1 Small Batch Original Sour Mash Whiskey

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ABV: 43%

Average Price: $42

The Whiskey:

This was the first American whiskey to be named “Whiskey of the Year” by The Whiskey Exchange in the U.K. back in 2019. The reason this is a “sour mash” and not a “bourbon” or “rye” is that the mash bill doesn’t focus on corn or rye, hence it’s just a sour mash whiskey. The whiskey is aged in new white oak with a heavy char.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: The nose opens with smoked plums, crunchy rye crusts, a hint of caraway, and deep caramel with a hint of salt next to vanilla and apple/pear cider.

Palate: The sip embraces the smoky dark fruit with hints of vanilla and cherry popping up next to winter spices and a touch of green savory herbs.

Finish: The whiskey carries that smoky plumminess through to the end with a nice nod to an oaky and bourbon-y vanilla underbelly.

Bottom Line:

This is another fine cocktail base — it works in bold seasonal cocktails so don’t be afraid of adding big flavors.

14. Michter’s Limited Release US*1 Toasted Barrel Finish Kentucky Sour Mash Whiskey

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ABV: 43%

Average Price: $99

The Whiskey:

This release takes Michter’s signature Kentucky Sour Mash — which doesn’t have enough corn or rye to be bourbon or rye whiskey — and finishes it in toasted barrels. In this case, those barrels are first air-dried for 18 months and then lightly toasted barrel before the whiskey is filled in. Finally, the booze is batched and bottled with a good dose of that Kentucky water.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: There’s a soft sense of a pile of firewood cut from an old fruit orchard next to dark chocolate oranges with a flake of salt and a drop of honey with a hint of vanilla cake frosted with apple cinnamon butter frosting.

Palate: The palate has a lightly smoked cherry vibe next to clove and allspice with a sense of lush and creamy eggnog and vanilla-cherry tobacco stuffed in a slightly pitchy pine box.

Finish: The end leans into the cherry tobacco with a layer of mild chili spice and more soft and sweet orchard firewood.

Bottom Line:

This is probably the most “acquired taste” whiskey on the list. The wood really shines through. If you pour this over a rock as a sipper, you’ll get a deep and dry firewood vibe. In a cocktail, the woodiness will veer from cedar bark to orchard bark with a singed vibe, which isn’t for everyone. But if that is the vibe you’re looking for, this is going to deliver.

13. Michter’s US*1 Limited Release Toasted Barrel Finish Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey

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ABV: 45.7%

Average Price: $448

The Whiskey:

Michter’s originally dropped this back in 2014; it has since become a mainstay of their release schedule. The whiskey is standard bourbon that’s then finished in a toasted barrel from the famed Kelvin Cooperage in Louisville. They build these barrels by hand from 18-month air-dried white oak and then lightly toast the inside before the aged whiskey goes in.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: This opens with a pecan pie vibe that’s nutty, dry, and full of dark Caro syrup sweetness with a hint of candied orange peels with a touch of cinnamon and dry cedar bark.

Palate: The palate holds onto the sweetness as it leans towards a campfire roasted marshmallow, a touch of saffron and clove-stewed pears, a pile of sappy firewood, and creamy nuances of vanilla pudding all meander through your senses.

Finish: The end has a light savory nature that leads back to the pear, vanilla, and marshmallow on a very slow fade toward a pile of fresh firewood piled high on soft black soil.

Bottom Line:

The sweetness of the Kentucky bourbon balances the woodiness of the toasted barrel finish nicely on this one. I’d still use this primarily for cocktails with a woody kiss but you’ll probably like it best on a rock. The water and ice will help the dryness of the wood take on a creamy sense with singed marshmallows and a touch of cherry chocolate cake.

12. Michter’s US*1 Limited Release Barrel Strength Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey

Fort Nelson Michter's Barrel Strength Bourbon
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ABV: 55.3%

Average Price: $109

The Whiskey:

Michter’s fills their barrels with 103-proof hot juice off the stills. After a handful of years spent aging, that proof inches upwards as the angels take their share. Usually, the whiskey is cut with that soft Kentucky limestone water before bottling but not in this case. This is pulled from single honey barrels that were just too good to cut and bottled at the Fort Nelson Distillery right on Louisville’s Whiskey Row.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: The nose draws you deep into the classic bourbon ecosystem of rich buttery toffees next to salted dark chocolate-covered cherries, a touch of smoked stone fruits, and a minor note of spicy tobacco leaf.

Palate: The palate delivers on those notes as the tobacco spice amps up before being smoothed out by rich and creamy vanilla, salted caramel, and apricot stone dryness.

Finish: That dryness drives the mid-palate towards the finish with a pecan shell vibe next to slightly bitter singed cedar bark.

Bottom Line:

This is a great workhorse whiskey. It shines in cocktails if you’re looking for a little extra punch. It also works wonders as a slow sipper over a single large ice cube. You can’t lose pouring this one, especially if you’re looking for classic Kentucky bourbon.

11. Michter’s US*1 Limited Release Barrel Strength Kentucky Straight Rye Whiskey

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ABV: 54.6%

Average Price: $104

The Whiskey:

This rare Michter’s expression is pulled from single barrels that were just too good to batch or cut. Once the barrels hit the exact right flavor profile, each one is filtered with Michter’s bespoke system and then bottled as-is at the strength it came out of the barrel.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: Dark cherry and butterscotch candies pop on the nose next to sour red wine mixed with mulled wine spices — lots of cinnamon, clove, and star anise — next to tart apple skins, apple bark, and a hint of singed marshmallow between lightly burnt Graham Crackers.

Palate: The palate subtly leans into spices with a nutmeg/eggnog vibe next to rich vanilla ice cream and smoked cherries with a minor note of fresh pipe tobacco and singed cedar bark.

Finish: The end adds some dried red chili and sharp cinnamon to the tobacco with a pinch of freshly cracked black pepper and a supple sense of a fresh fruit bowl with a lot of red berries.

Bottom Line:

This is a bold rye whiskey that really leans into the Kentucky vibes. It’s sweetly balanced with a grassiness that’s pure Kentucky. It’s truly a bourbon-lovers rye whiskey, which makes it a great sipper or Manhattan base.

10. Michter’s US*1 Single Barrel Kentucky Straight Rye Whiskey

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ABV: 42.4%

Average Price: $43

The Whiskey:

Michter’s well-crafted juice is warehoused until the deeply charred new white oak barrels hit just the right moment in both texture and taste. Those barrels are then hand-selected and bottled one at a time with a touch of Kentucky water.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: Peppery rye and a hint of citrus open this one up before deep fatty nuttiness, dry espresso beans, soft dark chocolate sauce, and a twist of sharp spearmint dance through the nose.

Palate: There’s a distant line of toffee candies dipped in roasted almonds next to a brioche smeared with Nutella and dipped into a fresh cup of espresso with mild notes of white pepper, ground chili powder, and maybe a whisper of honey.

Finish: The finish leans into woody winter spice barks and buds — think cinnamon, clove, and allspice — with a sense of whole red peppercorns soaked in molasses, a whisper of walnut cake, and a thin line of toasted marshmallows dipped in dark chocolate.

Bottom Line:

This is a core line of Michter’s and yes it deserves to be this highly ranked. This has no business being as good as it is for this price point and widely available. This is an excellent cocktail mixer that works as a very sumptuous everyday sipper, especially over a rock.

9. Shenk’s Homestead Kentucky Sour Mash Whiskey Small Batch 2023 Release

Shenk's Homestead Sour Mash
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ABV: 45.6%

Average Price: $109

The Whiskey:

This whiskey is made with a fair amount of rye whiskey over a bit of bourbon in a traditional sour mash style. 2023’s release varied with the use of malted rye in the mash bill, adding an extra layer of malty depth. The whiskey was then aged in specially made toasted French oak that spent 24 months seasoning in France before they were made with barrels that spent 18 months air-drying in Kentucky before they were coppered. The barrels were all batched and bottled with just a touch of Kentucky limestone water.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: Soft boot leather, dried and candied orange, spiced Christmas cake, fresh vanilla beans, sultanas, and a hint of fresh firewood round out the nose with a hint of almost sweet oak char and simmering molasses cut with almond kissed with dark citrus oils.

Palate: The palate has a nice sweet spiciness like a box of Red Hots next to allspice, clove, and orange with rummy raisins, nutmeg-heavy eggnog, and a whisper of oily espresso bean sneaking in late before a bold yet measured winter spice bark sharpness arrives.

Finish: The end marries the orange oils to soft cedar notes with a woody spiciness next to soft notes of sweet cinnamon, stewed plums, minced meat pies, and brandied cherries layered with chewy tobacco leaves over a lush and creamy finish.

Bottom Line:

Shenk’s is just good whiskey. It’s highly sippable, deeply hewn, and will leave you feeling satisfied. It’s also spicy enough to make a hell of a winter cocktail.

8. Michter’s US*1 Barrel Strength Toasted Barrel Finish Kentucky Straight Rye Whiskey

Michter's Toasted Barrel Finish Rye
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ABV: 54.45%

Average Price: $334

The Whiskey:

This whiskey is Michter’s standard rye, finished in a second toasted barrel. In this case, those barrels are air-dried for 24 long months before being lightly toasted and loaded with the rye. The whiskey then goes into the bottle at barrel strength.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: This has a spicy and sweet nose that’s just like a buttery, candied, and dried fruit, and nut-filled holiday cake that’s been drenched in good whiskey and left to sit for a month to amp up those flavors while a flutter of dry cedar kindling dipped in dark chocolate sneaks in.

Palate: The taste has a clear sense of black-tea-soaked dates, creamed vanilla honey, black walnuts, wet brown sugar, and a touch of salted dark chocolate with a whisper of bitterness that feels like vanilla pods still on the branch and old smoking hickory just kissed with brisket fat.

Finish: The mid-palate dries out towards that pitchy yet dry woodpile with an echo of dirt from the bottom of that woodpile on the finish before the roasting herbs and soft dark berries arrive with a whisper of dark chocolate tobacco and leather.

Bottom Line:

This is essential Kentucky rye. Again, it perfectly balances sweet almost bourbon vibes with a deep grassiness of a good rye without going into harder botanicals or herbs. It’s amazing sippable with a great finish that’ll have you coming back for more.

7. Michter’s US*1 Single Barrel Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey 10 Years Old

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ABV: 47.2%

Average Price: $475

The Whiskey:

The whiskey barrels sourced for these single-barrel expressions tend to be at least 10 years old with some rumored to be closer to 15 years old (depending on the barrel’s quality, naturally). Either way, the whiskey goes through Michter’s bespoke filtration process before a touch of Kentucky’s iconic soft limestone water is added, bringing the bourbon down to a very crushable 94.4 proof.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: There’s a peppery sense of cedar bark and burnt orange next to salted caramel and tart red berries with a moist and spicy sticky toffee pudding with some brandy butter dancing on the nose.

Palate: The palate blends vanilla tobacco with salted dark chocolate-covered marzipan while espresso cream leads to new porch wicker and black peppercorns.

Finish: The end has a pecan waffle vibe with chocolate chips, maple syrup, blackberry jam, and minced meat pies next to old tobacco and cedar with a sweet yet roasted marshmallow on the very end.

Bottom Line:

This is one of those whiskeys that’s just attainable enough to be really exciting. You’ll be able to find this in most good whiskey bars. Buy a pour! Or get a little spicy with it and have them make you an amazing old fashioned with it.

Not to be cliched, but this is truly quintessential Kentucky bourbon.

6. Michter’s US*1 Single Barrel Kentucky Straight Rye Whiskey 10 Years Old

Chatham Imports

ABV: 46.4%

Average Price: $399

The Whiskey:

2023’s Michter’s 10-Year Rye release was an instant classic. The whiskey is made from a corn-rich rye whiskey mash bill with a good dose of barley in there. The absolute best barrels are chosen — with some up to 15 years old — for this release. Then each of those barrels is individually bottled as-is with a hint of proofing water.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: Rich and lush toffee combines with soft marzipan on the nose as a dash of freshly cracked black pepper leads to cinnamon-laced apple cider and cherry-soaked cedar bark.

Palate: The palate is part Red Hot and part zesty orange marmalade with creamy vanilla pudding, sweet and spicy dried chili peppers with a hint of smoke and woodiness, and this fleeting whisper of celery salt.

Finish: The end dries out the almond with a vanilla cream tobacco, soft and sweet cedar, and dark chocolate orange vibe all balanced to damn near perfection.

Bottom Line:

This is my home pour. I use it for after-work pours over a big rock or in my Manhattans. Seriously, folks, there’s no better whiskey than this for Manhattans. Period.

5. Michter’s US*1 Single Barrel Straight Rye Whiskey 25 Years Old

Michter's Rye 25 Years
Chatham Imports

ABV: 58.65%

Average Price: $25,000

The Whiskey:

All we really know about this single-barrel rye release is that the barrels Michter’s sourced for it are some of the best of the best in the whiskey world. A 25-year-old whiskey aged in a new oak will rarely taste this nuanced but that’s sort of the magic of Michter’s and this bottle.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: There’s an earthiness here that feels like dried white moss on a wet forest floor next to little popping notes of bitter yet oily espresso beans, vanilla that costs way too much to buy, oranges wrapped in gold cellophane, and an almost wet black pepper vibe.

Palate: Golden sultanas draw you in with a very clear sense of clove that almost leads to anise (maybe black licorice) with that vanilla staying dry as the orange oils become burnt and this distant note of salted, almost black cacao powder harkens the finish.

Finish: That finish does lean into a classic Tellicherry cracked black pepper but remains dry and features just the right amount of dried fruit sweetness.

Bottom Line:

Yes, this is outrageously expensive. That’s because it hasn’t been re-released in a very long time. It’s also freaking delicious. This is probably the #1 expression elite whiskey lovers will be clamoring to see a new version of in 2024 or 2025. It’s that good.

4. Michter’s Celebration Sour Mash 2022

Michter's Celebration Sour Mash 2022
Chatham Imports

ABV: 56.4%

Average Price: $19,999

The Whiskey:

The fourth ever Michter’s Celebration release — and the first one since 2019 — was finally released in early 2023. The bottle was slightly delayed, making it a February 2023 release this time around. This American whiskey is a collaboration between Michter’s Master Distiller Dan McKee and Master of Maturation Andrea Wilson. The duo chose seven whiskeys for this special blend that ranged from twelve to thirty-plus years old. Those barrels were batched and bottled without any cutting with water, creating only 328 bottles for the whole world.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: The nose subtly opens with a sense of dark chocolate cut with brown butter, Saigon cinnamon bark, and a light note of crème brûlée made with just a drop of cognac.

Palate: That boozy vanilla opens the luxurious palate toward a dusting of winter spices — clove, anise, nutmeg — next to stewed peached and burnt orange over singed marshmallows, old smoldering hickory, and orchards full of falling leaves next to whisper of creamy black cherry and candied pecans.

Finish: Those pecans meld with woody maple syrup, more cinnamon bark, orange-studded cloves, and a sense of bushels of orchard fruits mixed with nuts and dried fruits in an old wooden basket and wrapped with thick old twine and leather next to a spiced chocolate cherry tobacco leaf dropped in the middle of it all.

Bottom Line:

Good whiskey bars will have a bottle of this in some corners of the country. Try it! It’s a great experience of how wonderful whiskey can be without having to be “bourbon” or “rye.”

3. Michter’s Limited Release Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey 25 Years Old

Michter's Limited Release Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey 25 Years Old
Chatham Imports

ABV: 58.1%

Average Price: $10,002

The Whiskey:

The whiskey in the bottle was distilled in or before 1998 at an undisclosed Kentucky distillery from a unique mash bill. That whiskey went into new American white oak barrels and was basically left alone until they were moved over to the Shively, Kentucky campus where they were monitored for excellence. When the barrels hit the right mark — that’s where the Michter’s team’s prowess comes in — they were batched for this very small limited release and bottled 100% as-is.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: The nose opens with a deep sense of old molasses vats that held prunes, dates, and raisins with a sense of winter spice barks, berries, and buds next to brown buttery Christmas sugar cookies dipped in dark chocolate and dusted with ground vanilla pods before this light sense of smoked walnut shells and fire-roasted chestnuts arrives.

Palate: That molasses leans toward thick hot chocolate just kissed with red chili before a deep sense of candied almonds takes the taste toward rich and moist sticky toffee pudding flaked with sea salt and fresh orange zest with a hint of vanilla buttercream.

Finish: The end leans into dried sweetgrass and old fall leaves in an apple orchard with a hint of pear-brandy-soaked marzipan dipped in dark-as-night chocolate and kissed with a mix of woody brown winter spices wrapped up in old tobacco leaves and stored in a very old whiskey barrel in a musty old brick rickhouse on a cold fall day.

Bottom Line:

This whiskey was just re-released and you can actually buy it right now (for a steep price). This is a true collector’s item and will be a mic drop pour if you have it. It also helps that this is a truly delicious bourbon whiskey that’s unparalleled outside of very few releases.

2. Bomberger’s Declaration Small Batch Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey 2023 Release

Bomberger's Declaration Bourbon
Chatham Imports

ABV: 54%

Average Price: $119

The Whiskey:

This whiskey heralds back to Michter’s historical roots in the 19th century before the brand was even called “Michter’s.” The old Bomberger’s Distillery in Pennsylvania is where the brand started way back in the day (1753). The whiskey in the bottle is rendered from a very small batch of bourbons that were aged in Chinquapin oak. The staves for that barrel were air-dried for three years before coppering, charring, and filling. The Kentucky bourbon is then bottled in an extremely small batch that yields around 2,000 bottles per year.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: Sweet mashed grains — think a bowl of Cream of Wheat cut with butter and molasses — mix with sticky toffee pudding, old saddle leather, old cellar beams, and sweet cinnamon with a hint of candied orange and dark chocolate next to luscious eggnog with a flake of salt.

Palate: The palate is super creamy with a crème brûlée feel that leads to soft winter spices, dry cedar, and orange chocolates with a hint of pear-brandy-soaked marzipan in the background.

Finish: The end has a creamed honey vibe next to brandy-soaked figs and rum-soaked prunes with fresh chewing tobacco and salted dark chocolate leading back to dark chocolate and old cellar floors with a touch of smoldering orchard bark.

Bottom Line:

This is probably the most drinkable bourbon on the list for anyone looking for an elevated bourbon experience. This goes beyond classic and is in “quintessential” territory thanks to a profile that goes beyond the ordinary into the extraordinary. This is just delicious whiskey, bourbon or not.

1. Michter’s US*1 Limited Release Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey 20 Years Old

Chatham Imports

ABV: 57.1%

Average Price: $4,889

The Whiskey:

Master Distiller Dan McKee personally selects these (at least) 20-year-old barrels from the Michter’s rickhouses based on… I guess just “pure excellence” would be the right phrase. The bourbon is bottled as-is from the barrels.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: A sense of dark cherry with deep rummy molasses, dried rose petals, old almond shells, and cedar bark mingle with a fresh pipe tobacco leaf just kissed with apple and pear essence with a hint of vanilla oils and old wintry wine spices.

Palate: The taste leans into smoldering vanilla pods with a sense of old oak staves from a dusty old cellar next to sweet cinnamon and cherry over dried sage and sharp spearmint with a clove syrup base and a dash of toasted marshmallow sweetness.

Finish: The end is full of dark cherry and woody spice with moist marzipan, burnt orange oils, and chewy fresh tobacco wrapped up in old leather and cedar bark with a hint more of that old cellar sneaking in.

Bottom Line:

This is arguably the best of the best right now. It’s an amazingly deep and balanced sipper that goes beyond the average and becomes something transcendent. This is the bourbon pour we all dream of, especially on these cold winter nights. It’s that special.

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Report: Legendary Alabama Coach Nick Saban Will Retire

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The greatest coach in the history of college football is calling it a career. According to Chris Low of ESPN, longtime Alabama coach Nick Saban will retire following a 12-2 season in which the Crimson Tide won the SEC and made it to the College Football Playoff.

The news was confirmed by Brett McMurphy of Action Network, who pegged Oregon coach Dan Lanning as a “top target.”

Saban, who turned 72 this season, has been at the helm in Tuscaloosa since 2007, where he has led the Crimson Tide to six national championships. In his collegiate career — which included stops at Toledo, Michigan State, and LSU — Saban accrued a 292-71-1 record. In addition to the titles that he won at Alabama, Saban led LSU to a national championship during the 2003 campaign.

His coaching career did feature a brief stop in the NFL, as Saban left the Tigers to take over the Miami Dolphins in 2005. He went 15-17 in that time before deciding to return to the collegiate ranks at Alabama, and after a down year during his first season in 2007, Saban has managed to win double-digit games in every season that he’s spent at the school. His most recent national championship and undefeated season came in 2020.

The Crimson Tide’s season came to an end in the College Football Playoff semifinals this year, when the team lost to Michigan in the Rose Bowl.

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The Recipe For Wendy’s Famous Chili Has Finally Been Revealed (Maybe)

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The internet now knows the official Wendy’s chili recipe, thanks to social media personality and TikToker Jordan The Stallion (@jordan_the_stallion8). The food influencer has built up quite a social media following thanks to his mission of uncovering fast food’s secret recipes and he came upon Wendy’s chili recipe recently, after an alleged incident in which he attempted to purchase a whole dang bucket of chili.

In Jordan’s video, he tells a story about how he called a nearby Wendy’s and asked if they could sell a bucket of chili, which they confirmed. Upon arriving at the Wendy’s, the employee told him they don’t sell buckets of chili, and the call must’ve been placed at a different Wendy’s. The exchange went like this:

“They said ‘we don’t have buckets of chili,’ and I said ‘I just called the store you guys said you did,’ and they said ‘well it wasn’t us,’ … I showed them my phone I said ‘this is not your number?’ and they said ‘no,’ I said ‘if I call this number that phones not going to ring?’ and he said ‘no it’s not,’ So I called the number, that phone rang. I don’t know why he thought I wasn’t going to do it in front of him, and then he looked at me and said ‘what happens now?’ I said “come here, I think you know what happens now.”

Jonathan then proceeds to read a recipe for the chili which includes the following:

  • 2 pounds of ground beef
  • 1/4 can of tomato juice
  • 1 can of tomato puree
  • 15 ounces of drained red and pinto beans
  • 1 large onion
  • 1/2 cup diced celery
  • 1/4 cup of diced green bell pepper
  • 1/4 cup of chili powder
  • 1 teaspoon of cumin
  • 1 1/2 teaspoon of garlic
  • 1 teaspoon of salt
  • 1/2 teaspoon of pepper
  • 1/2 teaspoon of oregano
  • 1/2 teaspoon of sugar
  • 1/8 teaspoon of cayenne pepper

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The recipe certainly makes sense. That said, we’re not at all convinced this incident actually happened, considering if you tried this at a local fast food restaurant you’d probably just be asked to leave and refused service. Also considering these recipes are usually trade secrets that most employees could lose their jobs for sharing. But that didn’t stop a bunch of former and current Wendy’s employees in the comments from confirming the recipe.

Real or not, we have to hand it to Jordan, he makes engaging videos that are fun to watch. Try out the above recipe and let us know if it matches the real thing! Our hunch is that your homemade take will likely be a step above the OG.

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Here’s Why People Seem Worked Up About Ayo Edebiri Maybe (But Really Not) Being From Ireland

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The fine actors of Ireland have been in their winning era for the past few years. We had Colin Farrell and his little Donkey racking up awards left and right in 2023, while Cillian Murphy has been doing pretty well for himself, even if he doesn’t think so. Now that Barry Keoghan has acquired a small army of fans, it’s time to face the facts: being Irish is cool right now. So it makes sense that Ayo Edebiri, who is known for being cooler than most, is channeling her inner Irish roots.

Edebiri took home a Golden Globe for her work in The Bear when in reality, she should be taking home an Oscar for her ongoing performance of “Irish Person.” Edebiri has been committing to the bit that she is from Ireland, thanks to a 2023 video of the actress talking about living in Ireland to prepare for her role in The Banshees of Inisherin, a movie she wasn’t in.

Since this, Edebiri has frequently joked about Ireland being her “home nation,” despite being from Ben Affleck’s home nation, Boston. The joke has caught on, though, and Irish-based accounts even continue to perpetuate the idea that Edibiri is Irish, especially after her big Golden Globes win. To confirm, she is not Irish. That we know of. But the people keep playing along, because why not?? She’s an actress. Her whole thing is to pretend to be someone else!

The actress has an Irish endorsement from Paul Mescal, and she has the accent down perfectly, so maybe we can just let her keep going with this one, at least until she stars in a movie alongside Saoirse Ronan.

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How OLIPOP Became America’s Fastest-Growing Functional Beverage

Soda is entwined in the American experience. From our sports games to the movie theater, every child’s birthday, and simply in most American refrigerators, soda is ubiquitously tied to our every day. It has become one of the biggest businesses in the world with fierce competition among brands, fighting not only for the American dollar but for a space in our collective consciousness.

But we all now know it’s bad for you, plain and simple.

Enter OLIPOP, the first soda to break the sugary mold and enter Americans’ refrigerators en masse.
OLIPOP‘s humble beginnings start by rewinding the clock almost two decades ago. Co-founder, CEO, and Formulator Ben Goodwin was searching for the most scientifically credible and accessible way to promote microbiome and digestive health to everyone.

Like a mad soda scientist, Ben was on a mission to make a soda that’s both delicious
and supports digestive health. To truly grasp Ben’s passion for health, let’s journey even further back in time to his teenage years. Anxious, overweight, and disenchanted with the low-fiber, high-sugar Standard American Diet (SAD), Ben recognized the need for a transformation. He overhauled his lifestyle and diet and lost 50lbs. As he continued down the path of rigorous nutritional experimentation, Ben discovered that his lifestyle changes not only enhanced his energy levels and physical well-being but also positively impacted his mental health and cognitive functioning.

This health journey eventually led to his discovery of the microbiome—a vast community of trillions of bacteria influencing everything from the immune system to digestive functioning to emotional health. As health experts like to point out, our modern-day microbiomes lack the flourishing diversity of healthy bacteria. This is largely due to our diets, characterized by a scarcity of fiber and an excess of added sugars. The challenge lies in the fact that, in our busy lives, most of us don’t have the luxury to wander through forests and woods, picking berries, and searching for fibrous roots. But yet, we desperately need a diet that’s nutritious, diverse, fruit-full, vegetable-stuffed, and fiber-filled.


This understanding deeply resonated with Ben as he pieced together the puzzle of his own profound experience with nutrition. Intrigued and committed, he embarked on a journey to source scientifically credible and accessible methods to bring the ingredients and benefits of an age-old diet into the palm of your hand. And what better way to achieve this than by reinventing one of the largest sugar contributors in our diet: soda.

However, don’t mistake this for a personal vendetta against bubbly beverages. Ben, having grown up enjoying soda, has a genuine love for it. He also understood soda’s extensive and rich history woven into our American identity. For many of us, the satisfying pop of a soda tab can evoke memories of campfire stories, family movie nights, road trips, and good times spent with friends. Ben had no intention of taking away a nostalgic beverage ingrained in the backdrop of countless cherished moments. Instead, his goal was to discover a way to preserve the soda you know and love while enhancing it with ingredients that nurture your microbiome rather than harm it.

It is safe to say that Ben succeeded in that mission. However, it wasn’t always easy, and it certainly wouldn’t have been possible without his Co-founder and business partner, David Lester. In 2013 — armed with a bag full of homemade soda and a passion for the microbiome — Ben articulated his vision of launching a healthy soda brand during a coffee shop meeting in Palo Alto. Right from that initial conversation, it became clear to David that they had an idea worth pursuing.

Thanks to their relentless pursuit of a healthier soda, combined with Ben’s extensive and unique formulation of traditional and innovative soda flavors, has brought us to this moment. Today, OLIPOP isn’t just competing alongside traditional soda giants in retailers; it’s redefining the category entirely. In 2023, OLIPOP sales surpassed major soda brands including Pepsi, Mountain Dew, A&W, and Canada Dry at a national retailer—signaling that consumers are craving a beverage with a delicious taste without the harmful side effects.

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Woman video showing her first two weeks of crocheting is surprisingly inspiring

Learning a new skill takes time, patience and a willingness to not be good at something for a while. Unfortunately, that third thing often leads people to quit early in the learning process, as nobody enjoys the feeling of sucking at something.

Reframing how we view the I-suck-at-this stage is key to sticking with it, though, and one woman’s video sharing her first two weeks of crocheting is a perfect example of how we can do that.

Uyen Ninh has built a social media following by sharing her cultural observances and humor as a Vietnamese woman living in Germany, but as her crocheting video shows, her appeal goes far beyond jokes about her German fiancee. The way she shares her crochet progress is positively delightful.


First, Ninh shows the first heart she made out of red yarn, which is barely discernible as a heart.

“It’s the first thing I do, so it’s okay,” she says.

Then she shows a green flower she crocheted, which is clearly imperfect, but as she says, “you can clearly see the petals, so I count it as a win.”

Then she moved on to animals, showing a “cat which looks like a fat mouse,” adding, “but it’s still cute,” and then moving on to her dinosaurs—or “deenos,” as she calls them, and finally, a “strawberry cow.”

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People loved Ninh’s adorable positivity as she shared her progressively more impressive crochet creations.

“‘But it’s still cute!’ is absolutely a mentality you’ve gotta embrace when learning crochet, 💗” shared one commenter.

“I love the joy with which she show it, very wholesome 😊” wrote another.

“Perseverance, practice and learning from failures will result in success eventually,” shared another.

People who are experienced with the fiber arts (crocheting, knitting, etc.) said that she had progressed very quickly, which might just be because of her positive attitude toward making mistakes. Fear of failure often causes people to resist diving fully into a learning process, but when we embrace mistakes as a necessary part of the process, we free ourselves up to more effective learning.

You can follow Uyen Ninh on YouTube, TikTok and Instagram.