Month: March 2024

Whoopi Goldberg stunned The View co-hosts on Wednesday morning when she casually admitted that she’s done jail time. It all went down during the final Hot Topics segment where the panel bailed on the scheduled topic and decided to switch things up. The ladies selected a new topic from a bag that was dropped from the ceiling, and the seemingly mundane choice prompted a startling admission from Whoopi.

“Would you rather hike the Appalachian Trail by yourself, or spend six months in jail?” Goldberg read from the paper. “Well, I’ve done both.”

Her co-hosts couldn’t believe it and demanded details. Via The Wrap:

The moment stunned and delighted the other women, with host Alyssa Farah Griffin joking “of course you have!” Meanwhile, Joy Behar was deeply confused, asking for details.

“Doesn’t matter, does it?” Whoopi replied. But, she promised Behar “I’ll tell you about it” when she kept pushing for more.

However, when the show returned from commercial, Whoopi seemingly revealed that she was just joking and never did time. Or if she did, you’ll never find out why.

“I’m a humorist. So stop lookin’ it up!” Whoopi said. “You’ll be lookin’ ’til the cows come home.”

She then lamented that the panel didn’t stick to the original topic of a woman who was tired of having “vanilla sex” with her husband, so Whoopi offered a surprisingly raunchy suggestion. That’s usually Joy Behar‘s department.

“So my answer for this is that she should’ve just gotten herself something she could put a battery in, put some googly eyes on it, and talk to it and let it say whatever it needs to say,” Goldberg said as she once again had her co-hosts dying with laughter.

(Via The Wrap, Decider)

Camila Cabello made a recent appearance on the Call Her Daddy podcast, where she dished exactly how she feels about breakup sex and how she isn’t totally against it. Considering she had a rollercoaster relationship with Shawn Mendes, this also very well could have been the case.

“I feel like if you’re wanting to have breakup sex you’re probably gonna hit each other up next week,” Cabello said. “There’s still something there.”

“And like I said, I’m sorry, I’m a proponent,” she added. “I don’t believe in the forbidden fruit — if you want it, do it. Kinda like ‘date him until you hate him’ vibe. I don’t actually hate anybody but I’m saying do it until it’s out of your system.”

However, she also admits that there are downsides to continuing to hook up with someone you necessarily don’t like as a person. “I also think the hard part is that sometimes you do waste some time in that way,” Cabello shared. “You’re still entertaining something and maybe there could be somebody out there that’s better.”

During other points in the interview, she also revealed that she’s open in getting back together with exes in general and that even though her friends don’t always agree with her dating approaches, it’s what works for her at the end of the day.

The Minnesota Timberwolves have spent this year right at the top of the Western Conference, and after Wednesday night’s slate of games, the team holds a 43-19 record, good for first place in a tie with the Oklahoma City Thunder. Unfortunately for the Wolves, they may have to navigate at least some of the next 20 games without one of their best players.

According to Shams Charania of The Athletic, Karl-Anthony Towns suffered a torn meniscus in his left knee, and it’s unclear when he’ll be able to return to action.

Adrian Wojnarowski of ESPN confirmed the news of Towns getting hurt, but made it sound like he may not need to miss too terribly much time.

Towns had already been ruled out for the Timberwolves’ game on Thursday night against the Indiana Pacers with left knee soreness. As for when he suffered the injury, that part is less clear — he was only on the floor for 21 minutes during the team’s last game, but 15 of those came in the second half.

After appearing in only 29 games due to injuries last year, Towns has been quite durable for the Timberwolves during the 2023-24 campaign, as he’s appeared in 60 of the team’s 62 games. He’s averaged 22.1 points, 8.4 rebounds, and three assists in 32.8 minutes a night en route to an All-Star berth.

Earlier this week, we learned about the drama in the Cyrus household. To recap: Noah Cyrus, the younger sibling of “Flowers” singer Miley Cyrus, dated actor Dominic Purcell before he married her mother, Tish. Very normal. “Noah and Dominic were seeing each other in a friends-with-benefits way, off and on. They stopped seeing each other and then Tish started something up,” a source told People. “Tish knew he had been seeing Noah.”

One person who didn’t know was Miley — or so it was originally reported. But now, US Weekly reports that Miley was “fully aware” and “absolutely knew” of her sister’s relationship with Purcell.

Contrary to recent reports, a second source tells Us that Noah “was not Dominic’s ex” when Tish began dating the Prison Break alum in 2022. “They were seeing each other when he started dating Tish,” the insider says. Despite knowing the truth, the first source claims that Miley “took her mom’s side” and did “everything in her power” to keep Noah from crashing Tish and Purcell’s August 2023 wedding.

“Miley believes [the family rift is] beyond repair at this time,” an insider said. “Miley’s devastated her family’s been torn apart.”

This story has more twists than an entire season of Prison Break, the show that made Purcell famous. Fewer confusing tattoos, too.

(Via US Weekly)

Did you see that viral Grimes tweet in which she completely roasted Elon Musk, the father of her children? Well, it’s fake.

As Gizmodo notes, yesterday (March 6), Musk wrote in a real, not fake tweet, “‘Super rich ex-wives who hate their former spouse’ should filed be listed among ‘Reasons that Western Civilization died.’” The publication notes Musk’s tweet was in response to an X (formerly Twitter) user criticizing MacKenzie Scott, ex-wife of Amazon founder Jeff Bezos, about the organizations she donates her money to.

After the Musk tweet, a screenshot of a supposed Grimes tweet started making the rounds online. In it, Grimes quote-tweets Musk’s post and adds, “Is the ex-wife destroying Western Civilization in the room with us right now?” Another fake screenshot has also circulated, this time with an added community note that reads, “While she did bear multiple of Elon’s children, Grimes was never technically married to Elon. Elon’s only real ex-wife is merely kinda rich.”

Gizmodo notes they found the X account that was the origin of the initial fake screenshot, and confirmed with them that they were indeed responsible for it, and that the Grimes tweet is therefore not real.

Meanwhile, Grimes recently shared some thoughts on criticism of her and Musk’s son’s name, X AE A-XII. As part of a larger conversation, one X user wrote, “That’s funny coming from you Claire did you name your kid something that humans can’t even pronounce? How’s that gonna go down for him when he’s in school? Why did you feel like you need to make a comment on this? Bored?” Grimes replied, “This is the most bizarre criticism. He loves his name and mostly ppl think it’s cool. X men etc. x is popular at school lol. Also, I don’t wanna say his friends names cuz they’re civilians but most millenials named their kids weird names – not just me.”

Zack Snyder was on Joe Rogan’s podcast.

No, wait, come back.

OK, let’s start again: Zack Snyder was on Joe Rogan’s podcast, where he discussed his decision to have the typically murder-averse Batman kill bad guys in Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (and probably somewhere in the 47-hour cut of Zack Snyder’s Justice League).

“Batman can’t kill is canon,” he said, according to IGN. “And I’m like, ‘OK, the first thing I wanna do when you say that is I wanna see what happens.’ And they go, ‘Well, don’t put him in a situation where he has to kill someone.’ You’re protecting your god in a weird way, right? You’re making your god irrelevant if he can’t be in that situation. He has to now deal with that. If he does do that what does that mean? What does it tell you, does he stand up to it? Does he survive that as a god? As your god, can Batman survive that?”

Rogan agreed with Snyder, commenting how “it seems ridiculous given the circumstances in which Batman operates.” Now, instead of comic book purists getting mad at him for breaking the supposed rules of Batman, he’s creating his own rules with Rebel Moon (if only it was better)

You can listen to the entire podcast episode below.

This past weekend, Sydney Sweeney hosted SNL for the first time with musical guest Kacey Musgraves. It was a perfectly fine episode. Not one of the show’s best; not one of its worst. But you wouldn’t know it from the response to the episode: people are using Sweeney — or more specifically, her breasts — as an avatar for the death of wokeness… or something.

This is a real headline on The New Republic: “Wokeness is no match for Sydney Sweeney’s undeniable beauty.” I don’t know what “And while her breasts have caused a furore, I don’t see this as the sudden death knell of wokeness” and “If [Dave] Chappelle had Sweeney’s buxom bust, we could have easily been having this same cultural conversation more than a year ago” mean, but one thing’s for sure: they are undeniably sentences that exist on the internet.

People on X are — would you believe it? — acting even weirder. Especially conservatives. “HOT TAKE: Sydney Sweeney would be much more attractive if she covered up,” @JonnyRoot_ (who has “FAITH,” “SPORTZ,” and “CULTURE” in his bio) wrote. “Men embracing her & defending her immodesty as ‘feminine’ and ‘genuine’ are just showing how they can’t control their eyes and hearts of lust. Sydney Sweeney flaunting her body like this is not a good example for young women. It’s not a net positive. It’s not something to admire.”

No wonder Sweeney barely tweets. Would you want to deal with all that?

Now more than ever: sometimes it’s good to log off.

During her time in the spotlight, 2022 Uproxx cover star Chloe Bailey has made it clear that she’s somebody who knows her worth. On that front, she’s not about to settle for less than she believes she deserves, so she has some red flags that will send her running the other way if she spots them in a man. Bailey was just asked about that and she presented her list of no-no’s.

In a recent Instagram Live broadcast, Bailey answered a fan’s question, explaining, “Oh, what are the red flags for me? Liars. Cockiness, I hate cockiness. And if someone isn’t excited about the things that I’m excited about. You don’t have to like them, but to just know that you care about what make me happy. Like, if you don’t… [buzzer noise] [laughs].”

So, there you have it: Be honest, humble, and engaged, which sounds like good advice for a relationship with anybody, not just Bailey.

Speaking of relationships: Last summer, Bailey came through for a fan who just got broken up with… at one of Bailey’s concerts, no less. The fan tweeted, “I just got dumped at @ChloeBailey concert [teary-eyed emoji] [crying emoji] she was a bad b*tch tho!! Bro just blew my night fr.” Chlöe quote-tweeted the post and added, “wtf. better off without him. onto the next!!! love you boo.”

Technicals got handed out with less than 10 seconds remaining in Wednesday night’s game between the Chicago Bulls and the Utah Jazz. The Bulls were nursing a one point lead and the Jazz, unsurprisingly, were playing the free throw game, with Collin Sexton committing a personal foul on DeMar DeRozan right in front of Chicago’s bench.

It’s unclear what got said after this, but some words got exchanged between Sexton and members of Chicago’s bench, which led to a whole lot of people congregating around one another. Things really looked like they boiled over when a Bulls assistant, Chris Fleming, and John Collins engaged in some pushing and shoving with one another.

After the referees looked things over, both Fleming and Collins got technical fouls, but in a fortuitous turn for Utah, so did Chicago’s Torrey Craig, who was on the bench with an injury. This led to Utah getting a technical free throw, which Jordan Clarkson took and made. And after DeRozan shot and made both of his free throws, the Jazz got the ball with 9.3 seconds left while facing a two point deficit.

While Clarkson got a good look from three and missed, Chicago kept the door cracked open, as Coby White corralled the rebound but stepped out of bounds. But they were unable to make anything of it, because while Sexton got an open look in the corner, he was unable to connect and the Bulls got out of Utah with a 119-117 win.

Kenny Mason has been displaying Lebron James-level consistency, steadily building up toward his forthcoming 9 album for the better part of a year. Most recently the Atlanta artist dropped the three-track EP Highway 9, which followed in the footsteps of the three-track EP 3 last March and six-track EP 6 last June. The EP is due out March 14 via RCA Records.

“The 3 and 6 EPs are a part of an 18-track unique rollout leading up to his album 9,” a press release explained on Wednesday, March 6. “Having released EPs 3 and 6, which provided three and six tracks respectively, fans can expect a fresh batch of nine new songs on the album.”

Two of those songs are here, namely “Jumpin In” and “Us.” The singles dropped late on Tuesday, March 5, and represent Mason’s range.

“Us” is a rock-charged single showcasing Mason’s singing ability, as he aggressively and repeatedly calls someone a “b*tch,” narrates how he “grew up in a cold world,” and asks in the chorus, “Who in the f*ck, who in the f*ck / Who in the f*ck want it with us?” By contrast, “Jumpin In” is a smooth listen featuring Mason spitting bars about commitment and overcoming his formative environment: “I had to devise a plan to prove that I was divine / I demonstrate similar traits to the greats / But I’m in the space / Even thеy can’t imitate / I watch and wait.”

Watch the “Jumpin In” video above, and find more information about Mason’s Route 9 Tour below.

Kenny Mason’s Route 9 Tour Dates

03/22 — St. Paul, MN
03/23 — Chicago, IL
03/24 — Annarbor, MI
03/26 — Philadelphia, PA
03/28 — Boston, MA
03/29 — Washington, DC
03/30 — New York, NY
04/04 — Orlando, FL
04/05 — Atlanta, GA
04/11 — Dallas, TX
04/12 — Houston, TX
04/13 — Austin, TX
04/16 — Denver, CO
04/17 — Salt Lake City, UT
04/19 — Vancouver, BC
04/20 — Bellingham, WA
04/22 — Seattle, WA
04/24 — Eugene, OR
04/26 — Sacramento, CA
04/27 — San Francisco, CA
05/01 — Phoenix, AZ
05/02 — Santa Ana, CA
05/03 — Los Angeles, CA

Kenny Mason’s Route 9 Tour Poster

9 is out 3/14 via RCA Records. Find more information here.