People feel very strongly about their condiments. No matter what condiment there is someone either loves it or hates it but one of the biggest debates on the food toppers is how to store them. Yeah, that might sound a bit strange because everyone knows open condiments are stored in the pantry, unless its hot sauce, right? Whoa, calm down. I’m only kidding. I don’t make the rules Heinz does, apparently.
They do make the condiments so it would be assumed that we would look to them to know how to store the products they make. But the people of Twitter are daring to argue with Heinz after the condiment giant posted a controversial tweet that declared ketchup does in fact belong in the fridge. This bold tweet is dividing the internet.
“Heinz don’t even know where their product should be stored,” one person declared. While another claimed, “Never, ever has it gone in my fridge, nor anybody else’s.” Who’s going to tell these people to read the back of the bottle?
It wasn’t Heinz but some hero came with receipts in the form of a photo of the back of a Heinz ketchup bottle that clearly reads, “refrigerate after opening.” You would think this would end the debate but people are very invested in being right about the way they store their condiments with wide ranging arguments.
People made points about cold ketchup making their food cold and restaurants keeping ketchup on the tables. While others argued that it tastes better cold but if you thought Heinz was done antagonizing the internet, you’d be mistaken. They responded to several comments with sassy humor while still asserting the tomato based condiment belongs in the refrigerator.
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Someone named Dave asked, “so why is it on the shelves in supermarkets & shops then?” To which Heinz replied, “Where do you keep your soft drinks, Dave?”
I mean, Heinz does have a valid point. Most soft drinks are kept on the shelf in the grocery store but you wouldn’t catch many people drinking a warm can of Coke. But that logic didn’t stop team ketchup belongs in cabinets. A person named Mike responded to the thread with his thoughts on Heinz bringing soft drinks into the conversation.
“I’m not pouring my soft drinks on hot food. Cold ketchup nullifies hot food which some of us like better than cold food. Get your preservative cookbook out and make the stuff safe to keep in the cupboard.”
Where do you keep yours? It has to be… in the fridge!
In an attempt to either continue to antagonize the internet or quell the chaos (it’s hard to tell which), Heinz created a poll asking where ketchup belongs. Currently the Fridge has the cupboard beat by a pretty decent lead but with as heated as this debate has been, there may be room for team cupboard to catch up. Even if they’re wrong. There’s no right and wrong in where to store your ketchup as long as you don’t read the label.
Maybe you’re someone who likes to keep a bottle in their sock drawer for emergency late night snacks, who knows. Tell us, where do you keep your ketchup?
The way we come across long-lasting friendships is often unexpected. But when you’re part of a military family. You learn to grab hold of the good people you meet and carry those friendships across states and oceans. You mark your friendships based off of what base you were stationed at when you met them and know those friendships can withstand just about anything because they’ve been tried.
So for an American family stationed in Japan, there was no doubt at least one lifelong friendship would be made. It just may have been surprising that the friend wasn’t affiliated with the military. Instead, the friend was an older Japanese man who didn’t speak English and lived next door to the young family in Yokosuka, Japan.
But this isn’t the first time this unique story went viral. In 2013, Reddit user Theresa52 posted a picture of a note that she received from her neighbor-turned-friend. People loved the letter and sweet story attached. Theresa explained that after moving to their new neighborhood in Japan, she and her husband passed out beer and chocolate to their neighbors. A few hours later, they met, Hiroshi Yamashita, their new neighbor and one of the recipients of their gift.
When Yamashita knocked on the family’s door, he presented them with gifts of his own—toilet paper, stuffed animals and a note. In the thread Theresa noted, “Things that are consumable and household necessities are popular gifts. We have heard lots of stories about people getting laundry soap,” after someone asked if toilet paper was a common housewarming gift in Japan. The stuffed animals were for their infant daughter at the time.
But the note is what keeps going viral. It starts out, “I can’t speak English. Thank you for the present. My name is Hiroshi Yamashita. I’m 52 years old. [I’m divorced] and I live alone.” Since Yamashita didn’t speak English, the note had some spots that were difficult to understand but the intent was clearly pure.
Theresa wrote in the comments of the post that it appeared that he was asking if her husband was in the Navy. While the sentences are out of order a bit, if you reorganize them a little, it seems Yamashita is attempting to say, “I have stuffed animals and toilet paper. You can use it if you’d like.”
The man concludes the letter with “Thank you for your friend operation.” It seemed that he was thanking the family for their hospitality, but Reddit users surmised that he was referring to Operation Friendship in 2011 when the United States aided Japan after an earthquake. Either way, it was still friendship operation because what says friendship like taking time out of your day to write in a language you don’t speak just to make sure your neighbors feel welcomed?
“It was adorable! We had brought him a six pack and some chocolate and tried to introduce ourselves to him. A couple hours later he brought over this letter with a pack of toilet paper and some stuffed animals for our daughter,” Theresa wrote in the comments while joking that their initial introduction probably amused Yamashita.
Further explaining within comment threads, Theresa said that they used pointing and Google Translate when they initially met Yamashita, and in turn, he used a translator app to write the note.
Theresa shared an update in the comments about six years after the story originally went viral saying, “We all exchanged gifts and food regularly for the four years I lived there. We would go to neighborhood festivals and have dinners together as well. I miss them all and think about them often.”
You never know when being kind will turn into a life long friendship. We certainly hope Yamashita and Theresa are doing just as well today and are continuing to spread their kindness around.
We’ve probably all (especially moms and wives) have had it up to here with stories of men not being able to really pull their weight in partnerships.
So when I present to you a story about a husband leaving behind a sink full of dirty dishes for his wife to find, you’d probably sooner roll your eyes and contemplate hopping over to Instagram instead than give this one a read.
But hold on just a second, because this story has a surprising hopeful twist.
In a now-viral TikTok post, a wife named Susan shows the mess she woke up to the morning after her husband had friends over to watch a game.
She was initially fuming as she approached the disarray. That is, until she saw the note her husband left behind, saying “I got it!”
For Susan, this changed everything. Her husband acknowledged his mess, communicated that awareness with his wife, and didn’t leave it assuming someone else would take care of it. Which, in turn, made her feel seen and looked out for.
“I just love that he acknowledges that [he] left a mess in the sink, and don’t worry, he’ll take responsibility for it, but anyways, we’ve come so far,” Susan says in the clip.
Many viewers agreed that this small shift made a world of difference.
“I love this. Like he was tired and didn’t want to do it but knows you shouldn’t have to. What ace communication and all it took was a post-it” one person wrote.
Another echoed, “It’s that easy!!! Like do I want to do the dishes after hosting? Heck no. Let me sleep and I’ll do it in the morning. But the note changes it ALL 🥰.”
On the other hand, many people were still left frustrated, arguing that expectations were still far too low if this simple gesture is receiving such applause.
One person even lamented, “That big sigh and you’ve come so far, I wonder how many fights it took 😫,” to which Susan replied, “We’ve been together for 20 years… Fight = growth.”
She also reiterated that the purpose of the post was to show in real-time how healthy, thoughtful communication between partners can help transform even the most menial task into a positive, even relationship-fortifying, experience.
And that is probably the biggest, most beneficial takeaway to lean into here. Ongoing communication difficulties is listed as the number one cause of divorce, even beating out infidelity. Yes, of course, moms are tired of being the default parents and wives are tired of pulling double duty, but if this story is any indicator, they are also yearning for their partners to meet them halfway on the communication front as well.
And as we can see, even the smallest gestures make big impacts.
In case anyone was wondering: Susan’s husband did do the dishes the next day ❤️
The evolution of candles from lighting necessity to scented ambience creator is kind of funny. For thousands of years, people relied on candles and oil lamps for light, but with the invention of the light bulb in 1879, fire was no longer needed for light. At that time, people were probably relieved to not have to set something on fire every time they wanted to see in the dark, and now here we are spending tons of money to do it just for funsies.
With their widespread use, you’d think we’d know a thing or two about candles, but as a thread on X makes clear, a whole bunch of us have been burning candles wrong our entire lives without knowing it.
A post from @kktweetshaha started the education session: “Just learned that my fiancé, who buys candles all the time and we literally always have candles burning, did not actually know how they work and blew out a medium first burn candle 30 minutes after I lit it when I wasn’t paying attention and ruined it.”
Many people had no idea what she was talking about, so she explained.
— (@)
“If a candle is not burned for long enough on first burn to melt edge to edge it will create a ‘memory ring.’ Once a candle has a memory ring, it will continue to tunnel and never burn all the way across.”
This is why you should not light a large candle at night, which is unlikely to burn all the way across before you need to blow out to go to bed. Allow at least one hour per inch of candle width
— (@)
“This is why you should not light a large candle at night, which is unlikely to burn all the way across before you need to blow out to go to bed. Allow at least one hour per inch of candle width,” she went on.
So that’s why candles always end up with a hole in the middle, making us think the candle companies are just running a scam to make us go through candles faster. Nope. It’s user error, and many people were flabbergasted by this realization.
“This is the most useful information I’ve been given my entire adult life,” wrote one person.
“This skill should be taught in schools,” shared another. “The amount I’ve wasted on half burnt candles is outrageous, the amount of times I’ve used Algebra since leaving school = 0.”
“When I worked at Pier 1 in the 90s I got to go to some candle workshop that taught us the correct way to use (and therefore sell) candles and that is probably some of the most useful knowledge I’ve carried in my head this long life,” shared another.
Some people suggested wrapping aluminum foil around the rim of the candle to help recover a candle that’s been tunneled or to speed the process of melting the wax across the entire candle. Other suggested melting the candle down in the oven to even it back out again. The original poster pointed out that sometimes candles aren’t wicked properly. According to Lone Star Candle Supply, if a candle is more than 4 inches in diameter it may become necessary to have two wicks.
@CompostTraining There are a few things you can try to improve it even if not fixing entirely. The popular fix is wrapping the candle in tin foil to increase the temperature across the surface.
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The candle posts also prompted a separate discussion about candles and indoor air quality and the volatile organic compounds that are released when they are burned. Some people equated burning candles with having a small engine running in your living room, though according to the Cleveland Clinic, there’s scant evidence that the amount of toxins released by burning candles is actually hazardous to your health, especially if you use high quality candles in a well-ventilated area.
How do you know if a candle is “high quality”? First, check the wick for metal. Lead in wicks is not nearly as common as it used to be, but best not to risk it if you find metal in the wick. Second, choose soy, beeswax, palm or coconut wax candles instead of paraffin, which is petroleum-based product and more likely to put off soot and smoke particles. Everyone reacts differently to different amounts of particulates in the air, so if you find yourself getting headaches or respiratory symptoms when using candles, it’s probably best to avoid them. But if you tolerate them, feel free to enjoy as recommended,—just make sure that first burn melts the wax all the way to the edges to avoid the dreaded tunneling.
Easter is all about making memories, from the pastel-colored eggs to the joyous family gatherings and the giddy wait for the Easter Bunny’s grand entrance. It’s those special moments that fill the scrapbooks of our hearts. Yet, as the holiday hops closer, the panic of last-minute prep starts to feel like we’re in a race with the Easter Bunny himself—and he’s winning. But fear not, because CVS is sliding into the Easter scene like a bunny on a mission, ready to turn that holiday prep sprint into a leisurely bunny hop.
With CVS, there’s no need for frantic store-hopping. They’ve got shelves overflowing with all the Easter essentials, turning what could be a mad dash into a smooth slide into the holiday. Here, amidst the aisles, you’ll find everything to make this Easter not just another checkbox on the holiday list, but a treasure trove of laughter, joy, and those priceless family moments. So, wave goodbye to stress and welcome a holiday brimming with delight, all thanks to your unexpected Easter sidekick: CVS.
CVS Has All Your Easter Essentials
CVS might already be your go-to spot for everything from a quick pharmacy pickup to snagging your favorite shampoo on the fly. Known for lining its shelves with everything necessary for the day-to-day, CVS is a familiar face in the realm of health, beauty, and those oh-so-necessary essentials that keep our lives humming along smoothly. But, as the Easter eggs start to roll in, CVS unveils its festive side, hopping well beyond its usual fare to surprise and delight with a treasure trove of Easter goodies.
Yes, nestled among the aisles of practical finds, CVS transforms into an Easter wonderland with everything you need weave cherished Easter memories. It’s like discovering a hidden garden of Easter surprises, where every turn reveals another essential to make your celebration sparkle.
Cottondale Crafting Eggs
Easter just isn’t Easter without the timeless tradition of egg decorating. But not everyone likes making hard boiled eggs, let alone eating them. Luckily CVS has the perfect solution Cottondale Crafting Eggs. These plastic crafting eggs are little blank canvases that will bring out your family’s burst of creativity. Perfect for everyone from tiny tots to grandpas with a flair for the artistic, these eggs are your ticket to a fun-filled Easter.
Of course, CVS has traditional egg-dying kits as well. But why stop at eggs? CVS has all sorts of supplies to take your Easter crafts to the next level. Because Easter isn’t about perfection, it’s about laughing over blobs of glue, mismatched colors, and those oh-so-proud “Look what I made!” moments.
Cottondale Round Basket
Need Easter baskets for all your eggs and other goodies? CVS has you covered with the Cottondale Round Basket. Available in a variety of colors and sizes, this basket will be the centerpiece of your Easter morning, putting twinkles of joy in your little bunnies’ eyes.
And because CVS knows that Easter is all about personal touches, why not take that Cottondale Round Basket and make it uniquely yours? With a plethora of decorations and trinkets available right beside those baskets, CVS turns into your Easter customization station. Add a sprinkle of personal flair with stickers, ribbons, or even a bit of Easter grass to nestle those eggs snugly. It’s these little touches that transform a simple basket into a cherished memory, making this Easter not only festive but uniquely yours. So, grab that basket and let your creativity hop wild!
Don’t Forget the Peeps!
What’s fluffy, sweet, and absolutely essential for Easter? Peeps, of course! No Easter basket, no matter how beautifully crafted or creatively filled, is truly complete without these iconic sugary treats. They’re the marshmallowy delight that everyone, from the youngest egg hunters to the eldest family members, looks forward to. And guess what? CVS is your ultimate Peeps destination, offering an array of colors and flavors that cater to every taste and preference. Whether you’re a fan of the classic yellow chicks or you’re adventurous enough to try the rainbow varieties, there’s a Peep for every palate.
And FYI, Peeps aren’t just for baskets. These versatile treats can play a starring role in your Easter desserts, too. Why not nestle them atop your cupcakes for a pop of color or create a Peep-tastic centerpiece for your Easter table? The possibilities are as limitless as your imagination. So you’ll definitely want to stock up on these festive favorites and make your Easter celebration one to remember.
Make Easter Easy with CVS
As the final touches of paint dry on your crafting eggs and your baskets begin to brim with an assortment of colorful Easter treats, remember that this stress-free, joy-filled Easter prep was made possible by CVS. From the aisles filled with crafting supplies to the shelves stocked with Easter delicacies, CVS offers the convenience and variety that turns holiday preparation from a frantic scramble into a delightful hop. It’s your one-stop shop for ensuring that your Easter is not only memorable but also marvelously easy.
So, why wait? Make this Easter one to remember. Hop on over to CVS.com right now and get 20% off pickup orders with code SPRING20.
For years and years, Cosmopolitan has been known for the Cosmo sex tips that have graced their pages. The publication interviewed Sabrina Carpenter recently and the singer was taken aback when she was asked if she had any Cosmo sex tips of her own.
“No one’s ever asked me this,” Carpenter said. “I feel so honored. Honestly, this sounds weird to say, but when I was in my early teens, I read the Cosmo sex tips. Jesus. […] I feel like it’s so different for everybody. I mean, at the end of the day, my whole thing right now is, whatever you do, don’t get pregnant. That’s the way I’m living my life. So that’s my sex tip: Be smart. Use protection.”
She added, “But, in a real way, my advice is: Do whatever feels most comfortable to you. You can be curious and ask questions, but a lot of it is just going to be you learning yourself. So do whatever makes you feel the most comfortable and safe. Boring answer.”
Carpenter also referenced coming up with new lyrics for the “Nonsense” outros she sings live, saying, “It’s funny, too, writing the outros, because I feel like I’ve learned a lot more about sexuality through writing those than people think. I think people think I’m just obnoxiously horny, when in reality, writing them comes from the ability to not be fearful of your sexuality as opposed to just not being able to put it down.”
When fans sit down to play this year’s edition of MLB The Show, they’ll once again get the chance to play as today’s biggest stars, build up their own franchise, and relive the game’s storied past while getting a glimpse at its more inclusive future.
“If you say you’re going to tell stories rooted in baseball history, then you have to tell stories about women,” says Ramone Russell, the public face of MLB The Show who has been working in brand communications and brand strategy for Sony for more than 15 years.
Diving into the sometimes sparingly taught history of the sport has become a passion project for Russell, and a guiding tenet for how the studio hopes to push its baseball sim forward despite real competition in the space. In 2023, MLB The Show introduced a new Storylines mode highlighting the stories of Black athletes who played in the Negro Leagues before baseball was finally integrated. According to Russell, partnering with the Negro Leagues Baseball Museum and its president Bob Kendrick — who appeared in the game’s documentary video vignettes — enabled the MLB The Show team to faithfully resurrect stadiums and offer fans a chance to better discover legends like Satchel Paige and Rube Foster. In short, it was a “game-changer” for the studio.
But, when Kendrick was recording trailers for the first edition of the update, he threw Russell a curveball.
“We needed to record the promo, and Bob was like, ‘What do you want me to say?’” Russell recalls. “’Say something to the effect of, we’re going to introduce you to some of the baddest men that ever played the game of baseball.’ And Bob stopped me; he said, ‘Men and women.’”
“Wait, there was a woman who played in the Negro Leagues?” was Russell’s next question, and the answer led him to Toni Stone. Stone joined the Indianapolis Clowns as a second baseman in 1953, making her the first woman to play as a regular on an American major-level professional baseball team. Russell knew telling her story would be crucial to the game if Sony was serious about honoring the history of the sport, but it wouldn’t be easy.
MLB The Show never had a playable female character before despite women popping up in various professional leagues over the years. And Russell’s team didn’t want to stop with Stone, who they wanted to be the catalyst for a new edition of the game’s Road To Show mode, an origin story they could build from to introduce playable female athletes designed to welcome a wider audience — to the video game, yes, but also to the sport.
Introducing A Legend
Marcenia Lyle “Toni” Stone was born in St. Paul, Minnesota in 1931. Her family described her as a tomboy — she played practically every sport, from basketball to football, golf, and hockey. But baseball was her first love, which is why, at age 16, she joined a semi-pro all-male team in the Twin Cities. Her career high came when she played second base for the Indianapolis Clowns and got a hit off the league’s greatest pitcher, Satchel Paige, but Russell knew those stats weren’t enough to capture the legacy of who Stone was as a player and a pioneer.
Sony worked with Stone’s family and estate, perfecting everything from the skin tone of her in-game character to what earrings she wore when she was on the field.
“We had to figure out, ‘How do we get her femininity to come through?’” Russell explains, noting her family wanted the game to honor her, not just as an athlete, but as a woman in a male-dominated sport. Using archival footage, audio recordings, and animated storytelling, MLB The Show 24 recounts Stone’s beginnings from a rebellious young girl set on defying the status quo to a player breaking barriers by filling the shoes of one of the sport’s greatest names.
According to Russell, bringing Stone’s journey to life encouraged progress within Sony’s team as well.
“The video game industry is not necessarily super diverse, so it forced us to have some really difficult conversations and put an extra focus on making sure we were listening to the marginalized voices on the team,” Russell shares. “I have been in plenty of meetings where the women on the team don’t feel like there’s a conducive environment for them to speak up. They just won’t say anything. And then something will happen, and someone will say, ‘Oh, why didn’t they speak up?’
“That’s not the question we should be asking. The question we should be asking is, ‘Is this a healthy environment where they feel empowered to speak up, where they feel like they’re equal?’ The problem isn’t them. The problem is us. So how do we start to create an environment that’s more conducive to women feeling like their voices are heard?”
Making sure women feel represented — during the development stages and when fans pick up their controllers to play — is also the reason why Russell’s team wasn’t satisfied with adding just one female character to MLB The Show. They’re planning on covering other Black female ball players like Connie Morgan and Mamie “Peanut” Johnson in future seasons. There’s also interest in bringing the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League (the inspo behind A League Of Their Own) to life one day. But for now, they’re using the addition of Stone and the game’s RPG mode, Road to the Show, to expand their roster, and they’re doing it with the help of some heavy-hitters.
Paving The Way
“See me as a baseball player first.” That was the directive from Staten Island FerryHawks pitcher and outfielder Kelsie Whitmore, as well as several female athletes and executives whose experiences and expert input helped shape this year’s Road to the Show narrative. While Whitmore was in the studio, lending her voice to dialogue scenes and her body to motion-capture work off which players would eventually be modeled, the rest of Sony’s team was interviewing coaches, managers, and trainers about the realities of being a woman in baseball at the moment.
“We took what the women said to heart and reflected back as much as we could into the game,” Ashley Sanders, Content Specialist for MLB The Show, and Mollie Braley, the game’s Narrative Designer, tell UPROXX. “Their stories were that of any other athlete’s triumph and hardship, but with the unique twist of trying to break into a sport that is almost entirely male-dominated. Most scenes you’ll encounter in Road to the Show as a female character are universally understandable, but a lot of them have extra details that reflect that of a woman’s experience in baseball.”
Those details proved difficult to perfect, especially for a game that’s existed for almost 20 years without women as playable options.
“It was a major undertaking,” Russell admits. “Because if women’s faces don’t look right, that’s going to be an issue. If their hair doesn’t move, that’s going to be an issue. Women wear makeup. Most men who play major league baseball don’t. All of our pronouns had to change for the commentary. It forced the team to have some really difficult and honest conversations to get this right.”
But the nuances of how female players look in the game were just the beginning. The team behind MLB The Show knew they couldn’t just throw women on the field and call it a day. There needed to be storylines and narrative arcs that did justice to their unique experiences at the professional level.
“A woman’s path to MLB looks a lot different than the typical grind,” Sanders and Braley explain. “We didn’t want to shy away from telling a complete story. With that in mind, our lead narrative designer incorporated a friend, Mia Lewis, who experiences the path to the majors alongside our fans’ ballplayer.”
It’s alongside Mia that gamers get a sense of the hardships and joys that come with being a female baseball player. Through friendships built in locker rooms and on the field, the game makes a concerted effort to show how women in the sport lean on each other, look out for each other, and encourage each other to perform their best. Along with Whitmore, the team worked with names like Olivia Pichardo, Liz Benn, and coach Veronica Alvarez to get a deeper understanding of what made being a woman in baseball so special.
“They mentioned the importance of celebrating the myriad ways in which female players make themselves competitive and valuable on the field, despite differences in strength compared to male players,” Sanders and Braley say. “Many people have the idea that women must play a certain way in order to be successful but we want to challenge that idea and remind folks that since its inception, baseball has required the skills of players in all shapes, sizes, and strengths.”
As for any pushback they might receive by adding women to the game, Russell seems unbothered.
“Who cares?” he says. “It’s a fantasy video game. Representation is important. And if you don’t want to play as a woman, you don’t have to.”
He also offers the same guiding principle behind The Show’s Negro League Storylines in defense of inviting women to the game: It’s not a subtraction. It’s an addition.
“There are lots of women who play MLB The Show and they’ve never been able to see themselves in the game,” he says before sharing an anecdote of the day the team filmed the promo for Road To The Show: Women Pave Their Way. The little girl in the video is the daughter of a member of Playstation’s creative team and a baseball fan. Once the shoot was done, Russell invited her to play the game and she was able to build a player that finally looked like her.
“When we looked at her and we saw that smile, I was like, ‘Okay, this is why we did this,’” he says. “’If it’s only a hundred women, who gives a fuck? Look at the smile on her face. She can see herself now. This is why we did this.’”
The RX is Uproxx Music’s stamp of approval for the best albums, songs, and music stories throughout the year. Inclusion in this category is the highest distinction we can bestow, and signals the most important music being released throughout the year. The RX is the music you need, right now.
What a month. March 2024 was largely defined by a string of controversies, conflicts, and conspiracy theories, which kept us a tad bit too busy for some of our typical in-depth musical coverage.
But there were also so many good hip-hop albums, I didn’t want the month to end without at least tipping my cap to the array of innovative releases that would have normally been given the RX seal of approval if there weren’t 1,000 other things going on.
And so, I present to you, loyal readers of Uproxx – and newcomers, too – to the first edition of the Best Hip-Hop Albums of the Month. Let’s call it an extension of my weekly column, designed to collect and rightfully praise the projects that impressed us the most over the past 30 or so days. After all, who says new albums only deserve a week’s worth of attention?
Flo Milli – Fine Ho, Stay
Flo Milli
Although it’s technically the Alabama rapper’s second studio album, her latest release completes a trilogy begun by her fan-favorite 2020 debut mixtape, Ho, Why Is You Here?. The new album expands on the world-building she did on it and its 2022 follow-up (and her debut album) You Still Here Ho?, the album contains contributions from Anycia, Cardi B, SZA, Gunna and Monaleo. Still, Flo Milli remains the star of the show, showing off an impressive degree of growth and polish across 14 tracks, including her latest breakout hit, “Never Lose Me.”
Kenny Mason – 9
Kenny Mason
It’s almost impossible to truly categorize what kind of music Atlanta native Kenny Mason actually makes. An amalgamation of Atlanta staples like trap, the Southern-fried funk rap of Outkast, the gloomy grunge of early-90s Nirvana, and soulful, blurry-eyed Bandcamp boom-bap, Kenny vividly details teenaged malaise, early adulthood angst, and stressful street trials without any part seeming trivial or melodramatically heightened in comparison to the others. 9’s guestlist is as eclectic as its subject matter, tapping Babydrill, Toro Y Moi, and Veeze.
Kyle – Smyle Again
Kyle
Longtime readers of my Best Hip-Hop of the Week column will likely be aware that this album combines two of my favorite things in hip-hop at the moment: A fellow West Coast native and the ongoing Black reclamation of EDM. Despite its title, Kyle’s latest doesn’t rehash the content or sound of his breakthrough 2015 mixtape; rather, it revisits its spirit, in a full-circle moment that allows the Ventura product to reflect on his career and have a little fun in the process. Utilizing an eclectic soundscape that draws on UK 2-step and garage, Smyle Again is a unique gem no one should overlook in the search for truly original hip-hop.
Schoolboy Q – Blue Lips
Schoolboy Q
Q’s first new album in five years is a gritty review of his journey so far through the eyes of a weathered vet. Sonically adventurous, it swerves erratically from blue-era Miles Davis jazz to menacing, guttural street Gothic opera, never settling into one mode for too long – or indeed, for very long at all. Yet, Q’s grizzled, paranoid flow holds everything together generating order in the chaos as he takes stock of his successes, which would be surprising if not for the perseverance he needed to exert to survive long enough to enjoy them. “Yeern 101” is a standout.
Tierra Whack – World Wide Whack
Tierra Whack
I haven’t been as devastated by a rap album since Rexx Life Raj’s 2022 album The Blue Hour. Where Whack’s colorful costumes and whimsical backing tracks might lure listeners into a false sense of upbeat security, the themes she tackles here – depression, grief, imposter syndrome, and survivor’s remorse – practically hollowed me out. “Two Night” and “27 Club” are a harrowing one-two punch that let the album linger on the terrifying implications of anointing – and leave you longing for the rest of the story, for the catharsis that even Whack can’t promise. I hope she’s doing okay.
Some artists covered here are Warner Music artists. Uproxx is an independent subsidiary of Warner Music Group.
We’re a few years into pop culture’s obsession with microdosing-as-wellness and all things shroom. In record time, the world of psilocybin or “mushroom” products has become difficult to navigate for… almost everyone. It’s a big old confusing melange of brands offering to help your brain in a multitude of ways.
Does this gummy have magic mushrooms in it? Adaptogen mushrooms? Functional mushrooms? Couldn’t magic mushrooms also be adaptogens that are functional? Could adaptogens be psychedelic? Could they be functional?
In simpler times, the word mushroom in front of a product (especially gummies or chocolates) meant consumables that contained cubensis, the type of mushrooms we think of as “shrooms,” which are high in the chemical psilocybin, which makes us trip out. But in the current legal gray zone that these brands still operate in, and with the market still unregulated, plus many legal brands wanting align with psychedelics for marketing purposes, it can be difficult to tell exactly what is going on with any given product on the market. Especially when the majority of brands are intentionally deceptive — whether to evade law enforcement, to confuse their consumers, or just to seem cooler than they actually are.
Like any semi-legal drug that gets blasted from the underground to the mainstream very loudly and all at once, an onslaught of money-grab products with questionable ingredients renders the newly minted market extra confusing. That said, I want to set a few things straight about this list, navigating the market, and consuming these kinds of products.
The mushrooms that make you trip out in a traditional “shrooming” sense are called psilocybe cubensis. The chemical that makes you trip out, in the traditional sense of “shrooming,” is called psilocybin. When people say “fruiting bodies,” they are referring to the actual mushrooms themselves, as these are the fruits of mycelial webs in the soil whose function is to spread spores like a fruit spreads seeds for a tree.
Within cubensis, there are different strains like Penis Envy, Albino Penis Envy (APE), Golden Teacher, Pearly Gates, and so on. Strains vary in appearance and levels of psilocybin, the latter of which dictates potency. For more on mushroom strains, check out this extensive explainer I wrote.
Do not fully rely on dosing guidelines. What might be a microdose to one person, could cause hallucinations for someone else. How your body reacts to the mushrooms depends on many internal and external factors known as “set and setting.” Also, it’s not all brands have safeguards to know exactly how much active ingredient is getting into each gummy or piece of chocolate. While the amount of mg per total package is usually accurate, it can vary dramatically piece-to-piece depending on how well the ingredients are mixed, etc. Always start slow and build up. You can always take more, but you can never take less.
It’s a goddamn minefield out there. Please proceed with caution. Not all of the “mushroom” gummies on the market, especially those sold legally, include fruiting bodies or psilocybin at all. Many like to align with the hype but don’t want the legal hassles.
This is a list you can trust. Journalists like me care way more about your experience being positive than the people who financially benefit from marketing their products to you. You have my word that each one of these brands produces consistent and safe spirit-medicine-quality products.
Now, let’s get started. Here are the best magic mushroom gummies on and fruit chews on the (gray) market.
Super Fung!
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Why We Love It:
From their punk art branding to their homegrown ingredients, Super Fung is super cool. The psilo-arm of Super Chill, a beloved edibles brand in the cannabis space, is run by a husband-and-wife team who are plant people to the core. The importance of this cannot be overestimated. You want the people creating your medicine to care about the medicine itself more than the money they’re going to make from it.
Not only do they grow the fruits and herbs featured in their products in their garden or source from local farms, but they design the packaging and all the branding/marketing as well.
Available in either psilocybin-only or a mix of 200mg psilo and 5mg cannabis from high-quality rosin, these fruit chews are delicious and potent. Some of my favorites so far are the Golden Teacher Tangerine and Nebula Black Cherry.
Bottom Line:
From ingredients to vibes, these are some of the best products on the market. From my experience, they are more geared toward someone familiar with tripping, especially the jellies that contain rosin.
Psilo is probably the most popular microdose gummy brand out there, paving the way for other new brands to take flight when things were first getting going in the space.
They’ve had major staying power in a market that’s in constant flux due to an extremely consistent product (especially in terms of dosing, which is hard) that is best geared for mental clarity and productivity, unless of course you take too many and end up awash in a sea of fractal goo.
I’ve been using these crystalline sugar-covered cubes as a stimulant/focus enhancement tool for years, as have many other counterculture journalists I know. They also do a great day-to-night transition. You can eat one or two during the day to focus, then eat a couple more at happy hour after to make things even happier.
Bottom Line:
Consistent microdoses for the worker bee who likes to party.
Aside from being cute as hell, these microdosed mushroom marshmallows have soared in popularity among my friends, especially appealing to new users for their light-hearted, giggly high, and nostalgic Mario-esque form.
Made with no gross ingredients like high fructose corn syrup, these little marshmallow shroomies are dosed at just above a micro — so you won’t need more than three for a fun time.
The ethos of the brand is using their product to commune with nature, hit the trails, and enjoy living. As an avid nature girl, I can confirm these are great for all of those things because they never leave you feeling overwhelmed or too introspective, both of which can backfire when you’re alone in the woods.
Ceremony is one of the only brands on the market with an effect-based angle, a smart move that’s ahead of its time. All of their products, including their excellent sea-moss gummies, come in two forms: Ascend or Descend.
Ascend is uplifting and outward-facing, while Descend is relaxing and more introspective. This effect-based product genre is booming in the cannabis industry right now, so mushroom products are sure to follow, as lots of newer consumers are looking for a little more control as they enter this scary new headspace.
My personal Ceremony favorite is the Citrus Hibiscus Synthesis from the Ascend line, which features 200mg of fruiting body, organic hibiscus tea, and Irish sea moss (both of which have their own medicinal benefits). The gummies left me feeling bright, hopeful, and in a word, vital.
Ceremony’s commitment to high-quality ingredients and strain-specific fruiting bodies is admirable in this current wash of lames. They’re heavy on the intention-aspect of consumption (as their IG proves) and they clearly view the micro and macrodosing experiences as… well… a ceremony.
Bottom Line:
Great for newer users looking to feel more confident as they enter the vortex.
Micro Melts are created by some of the best medicine makers in Humboldt and produce one of the sparkliest, most enjoyable highs I’ve ever experienced.
That being said, they’re more geared for an experienced tripper, especially since they also have hash in them.
These are harder to come by on the market since they’re a labor of love from one of the best mushroom brands in the game and some heady weed peeps, so transparency isn’t exactly the objective.
The product was created with the idea of trying to design the ultimate antidepressant. Each of its creators deals with depression in different ways and wanted to extend the idea of microdosing mushrooms into the cannabis realm, as it might just result in actual joy, as opposed to a lack of depression.
Guess what, it worked!
Bottom Line:
Fantastic, uplifting high that is as great for brightening dull days as it is for enjoying fun nights.
Sacred Fruits Magic Carpets
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Why We Love It:
Sacred Fruits is one of the best fruiting body brands in the biz. Their mushrooms are consistently excellent and beloved amongst the snootiest connoisseurs in the industry.
These Magic Carpets are their foray into the edible product market. With 2 grams of mushrooms in each natural fruit roll-up, these are not for the novice or the faint of heart.
I love this brand because they produced a product that is explicitly designed to get you fucking high! There are more than enough micro-dosed brands on the market, and not enough new users to buy them all. These brands forget the people who really buy mushrooms are the ones who really DO MUSHROOMS.
So shout out to Sacred Fruits for making a product for the actual trippers to trip the fuck out on.
Synergy focuses on the actual mushrooms inside of the product, which all brands should be doing, but all too few are. These microdosed psilocybin gummies are hand-crafted in Humboldt and feature unique varieties of mushrooms sourced from expert mycologists, ensuring each batch is not only strain-specific but provides a high-quality psychedelic experience.
Their attention to detail shines in their production process. Synergy uses a solventless hot water process to extract the psilocybin, kind of like a big mushroom tea, which I believe is one of the best ways to consume mushrooms. The cellulose fibers of the mushroom cell walls are often what lead to nausea and sickness associated with consumption, so liberating the psilocybin from its natural state is a great way to have a smoother physical experience.
Bottom Line:
The headiest of the heady. If you can get ‘em, try ‘em.
Psilouette is one of the chicest and most accessible gummy brands out there. They have an in-house chemist and a Michelin-starred chef who create a wide array of precisely-dosed products, making consumers’ first foray into the mush-world a luxurious breeze.
From micro doses to macro doses, aphrodisiacs to Staments stacks, their website has a warm yet clinical feel that will probably characterize the mushroom product mainstream as it materializes in coming years. My personal favorites are their undetectably psychedelic psilo/lion’s mane blend called Stamets Stack (pioneered by famed mycologist Paul Stamets), as well as their high potency Macro series.
Bottom Line:
The clinical-yet-approachable future of mushroom consumables.
Last week, actress Rebel Wilson named the “a**hole” who she claims is threatening her over the release of her upcoming memoir: Sacha Baron Cohen. She has also alleged that the Borat star asked her to stick her finger in his butt while filming 2016’s R-rated comedy The Brothers Grimsby.
A spokesperson for Baron Cohen denied the accusation, writing in a statement that “these demonstrably false claims are directly contradicted by extensive detailed evidence, including contemporaneous documents, film footage, and eyewitness accounts from those present before, during, and after the production of The Brothers Grimsby.” Some of that evidence, including footage from “THAT butt scene,” was released to the Daily Mail on Friday.
In one pivotal intimate scene, Wilson’s character Dawn slaps the butt of Cohen’s character Nobby’s and then attempts to put her finger between his cheeks. He rejects her advances, saying, “Not my bumhole, Dawny. After that curry last night it’s like a loaded gun.” Still on camera but out of her character, Wilson can be heard discussing the blocking, telling Cohen, “I’ll do a slap [of your butt] and I’ll do a – going down the crack,” to which Cohen replies, “It’s almost as if you’re going to ram your fingers inside.” She answers, “Yeah.”
Unnamed producers told the Daily Mail that Wilson was aware of the sex scene and “fully engaged,” but in a statement provided to the UK-based publication, she called the footage “misleading.”
“It is an a**hole move to release footage of one part of that disgusting episode while leaving out everything that preceded it including my horrified refusal to stick my finger up SBC’s butt,” Wilson wrote. “This could not have possibly been for the film as the director Louis Leterrier was not even present. What this edited video shows is what I had to do in order to get out of the room, as written in [memoir] Rebel Rising. Releasing unauthorized and misleading behind the scenes video without my approval is SBC’s latest way of bullying and gaslighting me.”
Weirdly enough, this isn’t the first time that Wilson has discussed a co-star’s bum. A few years ago, while appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live, she talked about touching Tom Hardy’s butt while they were shooting 2012’s This Means War. “My first day on set, the director said, ‘When you enter the scene, I want you to just stick your finger up Tom Hardy’s butt.’ I just did it,” she said. “He gave a really realistic shocked expression. And then he didn’t really talk to me. He was wearing pants, so I couldn’t go all the way up.”
Wilson’s memoir, Rebel Rising, comes out on April 2.
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