People switch to sugar free things for a variety of reasons. Sometimes it’s to be more health conscious by reducing their sugar intake and other times it’s because they have a form of diabetes that requires very limited sugar. If you’re a person that likes sweets who is embarking on cutting back, you might turn to a childhood favorite–gummy bears.
In case you haven’t seen the adorable commercial where adults turn into kids after eating the sweet treat, Haribo makes gummy bears. The Haribo company also makes a sugar-free version of the squishy little bears but be warned: do not eat more than a few at a time.
Daniel Ferguson decided to read the “unhinged Amazon reviews” for the sugar-free gummy bears and he did not disappoint. Each review gets more uncomfortably hilarious as he shuffles through his index of character voices to share the details. Apparently there are some disagreements down below that happen should you eat them like a regular pack of gummy bears.
First up is his impression of Iago from “Aladdin” where he reads off a descriptive review about someone feeling like someone was trying to funnel Niagara Falls through a straw. Commenters could not get enough of of his impressions, the reviews or their own horror stories from the sugar-free treat.
“Ate an entire bag of these without knowing the side effects. My sister could hear my stomach churning in another room. After a few hours I just stayed within feet of the bathroom. They are like drano for your own intestines if drano violently unclogged drains,” one person writes.
“Kronk always going last is not a coincidence. The rest of the impressions are exceptional, but we’re all here for the Kronk,” someone says.
“This is so unhinged, but I love every second of it,” another laughs.
If you’ve learned nothing else from his delightfully unhinged reading of reviews, you’ve learned to never over do it on the sugar-free gummy bears.