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‘The Great American Bar Scene’ Is The Best And Worst Of Zach Bryan

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It’s not easy being a guitar-slinging, heart-on-your-sleeve stadium rocker in 2024. For one thing, it’s a lonely job. There aren’t many left of you on the planet. For role models, you must therefore consult ancient history. For Zach Bryan — whose meteoric rise from Oklahoman Navy veteran to Americana figurehead has made him one of the biggest young superstars of the decade — that means studying the sacred texts of one Bruce Frederick Joseph Springsteen.

On his latest album The Great American Bar Scene, references to The Boss abound. One album in particular looms large for Bryan — 1982’s Nebraska, the home-recorded masterpiece that Springsteen put out between two of his biggest-sounding rock records, 1980’s The River and 1984’s Born In The U.S.A. On the title track, Bryan spins a familiar tale about a down-on-his-luck loser who’s out some money from a bookie “way up in Philly.” Does this guy also have a poultry related nickname? Bryan doesn’t say. But he does underline the Bruce connection by having his protagonist “put ‘State Trooper’ on the record machine” as he’s escorted away by police, after which I assume he will be sent to face the infamous judge, Mean John Brown.

The Bruce allusions don’t end there. On the stormy rocker “Oak Island,” the best song on the record and one of the better tunes in Bryan’s entire catalog, the song’s main character gets tied up with “some boys out in Jersey” who have him on the wrong end of a shady deal. The frisky “American Nights” is yet another “Atlantic City” homage featuring “Delco Danny” and “the Point Breeze boys,” plus an opening line about a cinematically positioned screen door a la “Thunder Road.” And then there’s the song where Springsteen himself materializes as a very special guest star. (We’ll talk more about that in a moment.)

It makes sense that of all Springsteen records Bryan would be enamored with Nebraska. His unlikely rise has been even more extraordinary given his preference for modest, quasi-lo-fi recordings. Bryan’s brand is making hits that don’t sound like they’re trying to be hits. Like countless other listeners, I have found this approach to be mostly refreshing, especially when it is paired with a knack for vivid storytelling ornamented with rich literary detail. The depth of his narratives is considerable when compared with someone like Noah Kahan, the Bryan Adams to Zach’s Bruce Springsteen, and you can hear him further developing his craft on a song like “The Way Back,” which has the verisimilitude of a faded Polaroid taped to a refrigerator in an abandoned trailer:

Tokin’ poison to some Killers song
Your old man’s Trans-Am in Kodachrome
Bumper sticker to the back right
State champs ’83 through ’85
She’s smokin’ cigarettes in the kitchen
Tom and Jerry’s on the front room television
She always sat under the oak tree
Sayin’, “God, I miss the old me”

I am a Zach Bryan fan. But my admiration for his talent and prodigious output comes with some serious reservations. His ability to zero in on precise specifics with his words typically isn’t matched by an ability to create equally arresting melodies. For all his flair as a lyrical stylist, his music can be monotonous and flat sounding. So, while Bryan impressively composes a lot of songs, a lot of those songs are hard to distinguish from one another. At some point, his albums always get bogged down in a series of downbeat, mid-tempo dirges in which Zach pines after long-lost girls that he had to leave but can’t ever forget.

Am I suggesting that Zach Bryan hire Bob Clearmountain and make an album as clear and mountainous as Born In The U.S.A.? Not exactly. Though it might be worth considering that doing something arrangement or production-wise might make his songs as fun to hear as they are to read. Failing that, Bryan should consider following Springsteen’s example when it comes to quality control. In his prime, Bruce was famous for writing five songs for every one that he put on a record. Now, I understand that’s not the world we live in during the streaming era, where artists are emboldened to empty their coffers on albums that feel more like data dumps than coherent statements. But The Great American Bar Scene is at least six songs too long, and pretty much all of those superfluous tunes — I refer to nice but nondescript tracks like “Boons,” “Like Ida,” and “Towers” — feel interchangeable and inessential.

At the very least, can we please get more drums, Mighty Max-style? My favorite Zach Bryan album by far remains his 2022 breakthrough American Heartbreak, which happens to be his hardest rocking. And yes, it’s also his longest, but it doesn’t feel like it because Bryan varies up his attack more, with more blasts of scrappy country rock interspersed with all the barstool ballads. When Bryan revives that part of his musical persona on The Great American Scene, the album similarly teems with life and vigor. You hear it on the ragged shuffle “28” and on the Bruce tributes “American Nights” and the guitar solo-heavy “Oak Island,” which will no doubt bring down the house at Bryan’s riotous concerts.

And then there’s the aforementioned cameo by Zach Bryan’s venerable forefather. On “Sandpaper,” Bruce Springsteen arrives sounding even more weathered than usual, as if he is trying to embody the very property to which the song title refers. It’s poignant to realize that Bruce is to Zach Bryan what Johnny Cash was to a previous generation of artists — a voice-of-God type standing in for principles now regarded in the modern world with skepticism and incredulity, like “realness” and “America.”

But “Sandpaper” thankfully isn’t another downbeat dirge. It is, in fact, a rather bald-faced rip-off of “I’m On Fire,” the sultry sex jam that became the fourth (out of seven) Top 10 hit from Born In The U.S.A. Is it possible that Bruce — even as he stares down his 75th birthday later this year — has arrived to help Zach Bryan loosen up a bit? Maybe the kid has his own Born In The U.S.A. in him after all.

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Four Potential Trade Ideas For Jazz Star Lauri Markkanen

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The NBA’s free agent period began earlier this week, and after the initial frenzy, we have a sense of what rosters are going to look across the league. That makes it a little easier to turn our attention from the free agent market to the trade market, as there are a number of players who are reportedly available for moves.

At the top of the list is Lauri Markkanen, who has turned into an All-Star with the Utah Jazz. A good player whose size and shooting could help a number of teams, Markkanen is about to enter the final year of his contract at a very reasonably $18 million, making him an affordable addition for a year before he gets what should be a big money extension. While his current value contract makes it easier to match money to trade for him, any team dealing for him would likely want some assurance that he’d be willing to sign an extension as soon as allowed, because Utah will be asking for a huge return.

Dealing with Utah can be tricky, as Danny Ainge has a reputation for driving a hard bargain. Still, with Utah being one of the teams that looks primed to enter the Cooper Flagg sweepstakes, we wanted to identify which teams should, for one reason or another, try to swing for the fences and bring Markkanen on board.

Golden State Warriors

If any team should probably be desperate to bring Markkanen on board, it’s the Warriors, which just lost Klay Thompson and don’t seem to have much of an answer for how they’ll handle Steph Curry’s twilight other than hope their young guys can lift the collective (which isn’t a terrible bet). They did pursue Paul George, which reportedly fell apart because they couldn’t figure out a sign-and-trade with the Los Angeles Clippers.

Markkanen would be an unbelievable fit alongside Curry and Draymond Green, and he’s young enough that the team could stomach giving him a long-term deal. They have all of their future firsts outside of the top-20 protected 2030 pick they attached to Jordan Poole to salary dump him to the Wizards for Chris Paul (who is no longer on the team), and have effectively two packages they can offer. One is with Jonathan Kuminga as the centerpiece along with some picks and salary filler, but given they were reportedly not willing to include him in Paul George talks, it’s hard to imagine they part with him in a Markkanen trade. The other option is to attach picks and another young player to Andrew Wiggins’ salary. The Wiggins aspect of this makes me wonder if the Jazz could squeeze a little extra out of the Warriors, but regardless, Golden State has to position itself to compete before Curry’s career comes to an end. Markkanen would help.

The Trade:
Golden State gets: Lauri Markkanen
Utah gets: Andrew Wiggins, Brandin Podziemski, unprotected first-round picks in 2025 and 2027, first-round pick swaps in 2029 and 2031

San Antonio Spurs

The Spurs do seem happy to slow play the first year or two of the Victor Wembanyama era, particularly as they continue to develop and find out what they have in the young guys around him — they’re also positioned pretty nicely to take one more big swing in the NBA Draft next year, whether that’s Cooper Flagg or someone else. Still, while Wembanyama is the kind of guy who can fit next to anyone, a 1-2 frontcourt punch of himself and Markkanen would be a nightmare for opposing teams to deal with, and I think you can make the case that San Antonio would both take a step forward and still be far enough away in a loaded Western Conference that they’d be able to add a major player in the 2025 Draft.

Keldon Johnson (a solid player in his own right) could be the salary here, while San Antonio has an absolutely hilarious war chest of future draft picks that they can use to blow Utah away. If the Jazz would want to use a Markkanen deal as a way to get a pick-heavy package a la the Mikal Bridges trade to the Knicks, this is one of the few teams where they could get it.

The Trade:
San Antonio gets: Lauri Markkanen
Utah gets: Keldon Johnson, San Antonio’s 2027 and 2029 first-round picks, Chicago’s top-10 protected 2025 first-round pick, Boston’s 2029 first-round pick, Minnesota’s 2031 first-round pick

Oklahoma City Thunder

This is easily the most unnecessary team on this list, because the Thunder don’t really need Markkanen, especially after they signed Isaiah Hartenstein and made themselves the pretty clear-cut favorites to win the Western Conference this year. But boy, that’s another serious weapon to put alongside Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, Jalen Williams, and Chet Holmgren. Would Sam Presti, who is notoriously calculated and has usually taken the long view throughout his career, want to go that all-in? It’s fair to question that, but Markkanen would be one hell of an addition and an incredible fit as another player who can stretch the floor.

The interesting thing here is that the Thunder could make something work with Lu Dort as the salary going out due to the Alex Caruso trade, and if they need to sweeten the pot with young players, a guy like Jaylin Williams or 2024 first-round pick Nikola Topic could pique Utah’s interest. And of course, Oklahoma City has been hoarding draft picks forever, which means they, like the Spurs, can throw a ton of picks into a deal and keep

The Trade:
Oklahoma City gets: Lauri Markkanen
Utah gets: Lu Dort, Jaylin Williams, Oklahoma City’s 2025 and 2027 first-round picks, Denver’s top-5 protected 2027 first-round pick, Dallas’ 2028 first-round pick, any three second-round picks Oklahoma City currently has.

New Orleans Pelicans

This is the hardest one to figure out, but as New Orleans is trying to figure out what to do with Brandon Ingram and how to best build a roster around Zion Williamson and Dejounte Murray, seeing if there’s something that could be done with the Pelicans and Markkanen would be sensible. It’s clear that the Ingram and Williamson pairing does not work, and after adding Murray in a trade, the Pelicans could really use to add some more shooting. Someone like Markkanen — who is more of a catch-and-shoot threat and wouldn’t always want to operate in similar parts of the floor as Williamson, but could also be the top option if he misses time — is a much more natural fit, and is only 3.5 months older than Ingram. New Orleans would have to pay him, like, right away, but he’d make sense as a guy who gets a bag from them.

The big question here: Would Utah want Ingram? I don’t think they would, unless the team views him as a guy whose reputation they could rehab before they flip him. So, what if we pulled in a third team that could use a guy with Ingram’s ability to score on the wing. The Kings have been connected to every wing on the trade market, including Ingram and Markkanen, and if they didn’t have the draft assets to land Lauri, they might be able to pull in Ingram by sending out a first and Portland’s unprotected second (which figures to end up somewhere from 31-35) next year along with the Harrison Barnes/Kevin Huerter package that’s been floating around for some time and could net Utah some more picks in future deals.

The Trade:
New Orleans gets: Lauri Markkanen, Jordan Clarkson
Sacramento gets: Brandon Ingram
Utah gets: Harrison Barnes, Kevin Huerter, a 2025, 2027, and 2029 first-round pick from New Orleans, a 2028 first round pick from the Kings, and Portland’s 2025 second round pick from the Kings

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The Best National Parks To Escape Summer’s Hottest Month

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July is in full swing. Summer is really and fully here, and in many parts of the United States, that means heat—extreme heat, even dangerous heat waves. And National Park road trips. While I love a trip to a desert park in Utah or the otherworldly landscapes of Badlands or the Grand Canyon, they’re generally best left for shoulder seasons when the sun is less intense.

So where can you travel to beat the heat while still enjoying some of the world’s most iconic landscapes? I’ve got you covered. After traveling to 59 of the current 63 major US National Parks, there are some parks that I always recommend for summer travel.

Here is where to go, where to stay, and what to do.

ISLE ROYALE NATIONAL PARK – MICHIGAN

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Average July Temperatures High / Low(°F): 74° / 55°

For a true wilderness experience, with hiking trails, historic sites, wildlife—and lower temperatures—head to Isle Royale National Park. The remote island archipelago is surrounded by Lake Superior, the world’s largest freshwater lake. The park is accessible only by boat or seaplane, making for a true adventure.

What To Do:

Hike around Rock Harbor or Windigo Bay – be sure to trek to Suzy’s Cave and Grace Creek Overlook. Fish in Lake Superior, scuba dive to some of Isle Royale’s nearby shipwrecks, canoe, or kayak on the inland lakes of Lake Superior, or join a guided ranger or boat tour for the day.

Where To Stay:

You can camp on the island at one of the 36 campsites with a permit or stay at the Rock Harbor Lodge and Windigo Camper Cabins – the only lodging on the island. Otherwise, plenty of lodging is near the ferries in Houghton and Cooper Harbor, Michigan, or Grand Portage, Minnesota.

OLYMPIC NATIONAL PARK – WASHINGTON

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Average July Temperatures High / Low(°F): 62° / 44°

One of – if not the most – diverse National Parks is settled within a day’s drive from Seattle. Olympic National Park in Washington state is truly dramatic and iconic, encompassing glacier-capped mountains, lush rainforests, and a wild coastline stretching along the Pacific Ocean.

What To Do:

Visit the Hoh Rainforest – home to what some claim is the “quietest place on earth” –hike at Hurricane Ridge, visit Lake Crescent, and catch the sunset on Ruby Beach.

Where To Stay:

If you’re a Twilight fan, be sure to stay in Forks (the town the movie is based on), otherwise, you can camp at one of the 15 developed campgrounds or stay in one of the historic lodges – Lake Quinault Lodge is a favorite of mine.

DENALI NATIONAL PARK – ALASKA

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Average July Temperatures High / Low(°F): 59° / 39°

For a bucket list adventure, head to Denali National Park and Preserve in Alaska—home to North America’s tallest peak, Denali. Boasting a vast, intact ecosystem with mountains, glaciers, and diverse wildlife, visitors come to see Denali’s majesty, hike the tundra, and spot grizzly bears, wolves, and caribou—in generally lower temperatures than in the continental 48 to the South.

What To Do:

The 92-mile park road is restricted to mile 15 for visitors in private vehicles, so nearly everyone who visits will do so on a bus tour, with narrated and non-narrated options, varying from 17 miles to 43 miles of the road with several stops. Transit buses are available for hikers and campers until mile 43 due to a recent landslide.

Where To Stay:

Many people who visit Alaska in the summer do so in an RV or a van, as boondocking is legal in much of the state (unlike others). I recommend renting a van or RV on RVshare for easy access and flexibility for your Alaskan adventure. If you’d like something more solid, several options exist outside the park and nearby Talkeetna.

VOYAGEURS NATIONAL PARK – MINNESOTA

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Average July Temperatures High / Low(°F): 76° / 55°

Head to Voyageurs National Park in northern Minnesota for a wild and water-filled adventure. Named after the French-Canadian fur traders who explored the region, the park is an impressive 40% water, with four major lakes, 26 smaller lakes, and over 500 islands.

What To Do:

Get out on the water! A private boat, houseboat, or guided tour is the best way to see Voyageurs. Paddling a kayak or canoe is another excellent way to get around and enjoy the park’s peacefulness.

Where To Stay:

Stay on a houseboat or camp on one of the park’s primitive, front or backcountry campsites (all require a boat to reach). I loved staying at Kettle Falls Hotel, the only public lodging within the park. The historic hotel is fascinating, with a restaurant, bar, hiking trails, and canoes on site. Arrange a boat transfer to the hotel for a true adventure without the hassle of renting your own.

KENAI FJORDS NATIONAL PARK – ALASKA

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Average July Temperatures High / Low(°F): 50° / 35°

For a coastal Alaskan glacier-filled adventure, head to Kenai Fjords National Park. The land is sculpted by glaciers, including the Harding Icefield, which feeds massive rivers of ice that carve fjords, valleys, and a rugged coastline teeming with wildlife.

What To Do:

Most visitors experience the park on a boat tour departing from Seward. Tours typically last from a half-day to a full day and cruise through the park’s fjords, past glaciers, and into wildlife hotspots to some of the most magical locations imaginable. Some tours offer half-day kayaking and half-day boat tours, which I recommend. You’ll also want to hike some of the Harding Icefield Trail, a 33-mile trail that leads through rainforests and up to the Harding Icefield, the largest piedmont glacier in the United States, and Exit Glacier, the only part of the park accessible by car.

Where To Stay:

The park is right in Seward, which is, in my opinion, one of the most beautiful parts of Alaska. I camped right on the coastline for just $20 a night in a developed site (with showers!) in a van, but there are many hotel options and short-term rentals here.

ACADIA NATIONAL PARK – MAINE

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Average July Temperatures High / Low(°F): 76° / 55°

Acadia National Park, one of the crown jewels of the National Park system, is known for its fall colors, but I’d argue the summer is just as – if not more – beautiful. Tucked along Maine’s rocky coast, the smaller park still manages to encompass mountains, forests, lakes, and islands. Home to Cadillac Mountain, the highest point on the Atlantic coast, it’s the perfect place to escape the heat.

What To Do:

Watch sunrise or sunset atop Cadillac Mountain – with a reservation – before (or after) hiking the Beehive Loop, Jordan Pond, or the Ocean Path. Grab popovers and prosecco at the famed Jordan Pond House before heading to the Schoodic Peninsula area of the park for some solitude.

Where To Stay:

There are lots of options in Bar Harbor, where Acadia is located. I recommend a bed and breakfast to complete the East Coast vibe or the Acadia outpost of the popular Under Canvas glamping spot.

NORTH CASCADES NATIONAL PARK – WASHINGTON

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Average July Temperatures High / Low(°F): 53° / 29°

Just a few hours from Seattle lies one of the generally “least visited” National Parks in the system. North Cascades National Park, a vast wilderness in Washington state, is incredibly dramatic, with jagged peaks, blue lakes, and over 300 glaciers – the most of any US area outside Alaska.

What To Do:

North Cascades is definitely a “hiking-forward” park. With over 400 miles of absolutely incredible trails, many heading high into the alpine, you have to get out onto the trail — having a subscription to AllTrails+ here will be key. Take a dip or kayak on the unbelievably turquoise blue Diablo Lake, or just drive on the jaw-droppingly beautiful North Cascades Highway.

Where To Stay:

I prefer to camp in one of North Cascades’ six drive-in campgrounds (there are also boat-in-only campgrounds available!) to truly immerse myself in the park’s beauty. Other options are the bucket list-worthy Ross Lake Resort, with its infamous floating cabins along the lake, or North Cascades Lodge at Stehekin.

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If You Do A Google Search For ‘Best Lyrics Of All Time,’ A Taylor Swift Song Shows Up

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Chappell Roan recently credited “this random twink that works at Google” for making her the search engine’s result “your favorite artist’s favorite artist.” Is this same person also a Swiftie? As noted by Taylor Swift fan account @tswifterastour, “Hits Different,” a deep cut from her 2022 album Midnights, shows up if you type “best lyrics of all time” into Google.

This is a devastating blow to “I got soul, but I’m not a soldier.”

“Hits Different” — a breakup song written by Swift, Jack Antonoff, and Aaron Dessner — originally appeared on the CD-exclusive Lavender Edition of Midnights before it was added to streaming as part of the Til Dawn Edition (also featuring “more Lana Del Rey”). It’s one of Swift’s best songs, with a bridge that’s impossible to not sing-scream along to: “You were the one that I loved / Don’t need another metaphor, it’s simple enough / A wrinkle in time like the crease by your eyes / This is why they shouldn’t kill off the main guy.”

Swift has played “Hits Different” as a surprise song on The Eras Tour only once, but maybe this will be an incentive to add it to the main set.

You can listen to the best lyrics of all time ™ below.

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Childish Gambino Shared His Instagram Close Friends List, Which Only Has Four People On It

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Actor Donald Glover — aka musician Childish Gambino — shared a glimpse of his uber-exclusive Close Friends list on Instagram, and in so doing, may have given fans a clue about his next creative endeavors. The main thing he’s got in the works right now is a film, Bando Stone & The New World, along with its soundtrack, from which he’s dropped one single, “Lithonia.” Perhaps the four names included on his Close Friends are collaborators on one or the other.

The only four people in Donald’s Close Friends are: composer Ludwig Göransson, who has collaborated with Glover extensively in the past between gigs scoring films like Black Panther and its sequel, Wakanda Forever, Creed I and II, and Turning Red, and shows like The Mandalorian; record producer Michael Uzowuru, who’s written and produced for Beyoncé, Frank Ocean, SZA, and Vince Staples, among others (including Gambino); and singers and former Uproxx cover stars Chlöe and Foushée. Glover worked with the former on his show Swarm, while Foushée would be a new collaborator, although her first brush with fame came from a rendition of Glover’s song “Redbone” on The Voice. Just what each of these folks will be doing with Gloverbino remains to be seen, but it’s probably a safe bet they contributed in some way to the Bando Stone soundtrack.

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After releasing Bando Stone — the film and the album — on July 19, Glover’s hitting the road for his New World Tour.

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Forget Drake, Playboi Carti Is Rap’s New Go-To Feature For Big Hits

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For years, music’s go-to feature for hits was Drake. Putting Drake on a buzzing underground single or remix could launch a new artist to the heights of stardom. Even established stars benefitted from the so-called “Drake Stimulus,” seeing some of their largest streaming totals from songs featuring the Certified Lover Boy. But this year, as Drake’s star seemed to be falling even before that embarrassing drubbing at the hands of Kendrick Lamar, a new name has emerged as front-runner for the most beneficial featured act in rap: Playboi Carti.

Over the past few months, fans have noticed that songs featuring Carti have outperformed the other tracks from the albums on which they appear, the same way songs featuring Drake have traditionally done. The unconventional Atlanta rapper has an unusually enthusiastic fanbase; Carti’s songs leak often, and in many cases, the leaks have been the most coveted tracks among those fans whenever he does release music. At the same time, the relative infrequency with which he releases likely drives interest in any new music from him.

For instance, “FE!N,” from Travis Scott’s 2023 album Utopia, was that project’s best performing track, despite the album also featuring Drake, Future, the incarcerated Young Thug, and even Beyoncé — all well-established hitmakers with proven chart success. “FE!N” was the fifth single released from the album, meaning it was more likely chosen for a push due to the existing response, rather than the other way around. Its popularity was such that they made the ill-advised choice to perform it at the 2024 Grammys, resulting in a fairly lukewarm reception from viewers.

Likewise, early this year, despite a rollout that could most charitably be described as “messy,” Kanye West’s oft-delayed album Vultures 1 spawned a No. 1 hit, the third single, “Carnival.” While the title track failed to crack the Hot 100, and its follow-up with an adorable North West verse, “Talking / Once Again,” peaked at No. 30, “Carnival” became West’s first chart-topper in 13 years after entering the chart at No. 3. It’s hard to attribute its success to West, whose last few years have been denoted by a marked fall from grace, nor to collaborators Ty Dolla Sign and Rich The Kid, who’ve hardly been known for moving the needle all that much over their respective careers. Could it be the Carti effect?

Then, there’s “Type Sh*t,” from Future & Metro Boomin’s new album We Don’t Trust You. The Carti-featuring track didn’t become the album’s highest performing song, but that was probably only due to the feisty Kendrick Lamar verse on “Like That,” which drove the “Everlasting Bass”-sampling single to the top of the Hot 100. While “Like That” was Future’s first No. 1 that didn’t feature Drake, “Type Sh*t,” which also featured Travis Scott, was the second-highest charter, landing at No. 2. And yes, that song featured a lineup custom-made to game the Spotify algorithms, but that lineup still featured Playboi Carti, whose hot streak appeared to continue as a result.

Heck, Carti’s cachet even extends beyond hip-hop, with pop star Camila Cabello tapping the King Vamp to juice the urban appeal of her album C, XOXO‘s lead single, “I Luv It.” Cabello’s reached out to unconventional rappers before — Machine Gun Kelly, Young Thug, DaBaby, and Gunna all spring to mind — but it’s telling that the Miami-bred Cuban star bet on Playboi Carti’s strange style to announce her new album’s experimental direction.

It’s also telling that all these artists were willing to overlook troubling accusations of domestic abuse against the rapper. But, if his rabid fanbase is also willing to do so, why would his peers do any differently? If artists in the industry continue to feel that Carti’s fans are worth courting, they’ll continue to reach out. The snake eats its tail; Carti gets bigger with every feature, which only makes his features that much more in-demand.

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‘The Boys’ Fans Are Very Worried About This Character’s Survival Odds

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(Spoilers for The Boys will be found below.)

The Boys imperfectly perfect in terms of this season’s chaos but hitting a home(lander) run with character development, particularly with A-Train, who has undergone such a transformation that people are starting to wonder what might be coming for Jessie T. Usher’s character.

As even the most casual viewer of this show knows, A-Train kicked off the series with the first Supe f*ck-up, followed by a near-total lack of remorse for reducing Hughie’s then-girlfriend to a set of hands. A-Train’s dismissive attitude largely continued until this season when he began actively working against Vought. This has included being the “leak” that Homelander is raging about and making a peace offering of Compound V for Hughie’s dad (even though that did not turn out well). A-Train didn’t stop there, and clearly, he has grown fully disillusioned with being a member of The Seven.

In last week’s episode, A-Train was visibly moved when a young child was awestruck to see him in person, and he did something fully heroic by whisking MM to the hospital (at Kimiko’s urging) when he collapsed at Tek Knight’s mansion. He’s definitely in a redemption arc (which does feel organic), so that is naturally making viewers wonder whether A-Train might be the next member of The Seven to bite the dust.

Is that fear unfounded? Probably not. Homelander’s amped-up wrath displays have been particularly egregious this season, so there’s reason for fans to worry that the writers are propping up A-Train only to deliver a gut punch.

As a result, social media is awash with concern from A-Train followers, and “please let A-Train survive this season” and “[i]t’s gonna hurt” are sentiments that couldn’t have been expected to surface from fans when the show began. Oh how times have changed.

Well, if A-Train does die, he at least helped the show pause the eternal struggle between Butcher and Homie, so I thank A-Train for his service.

There are only two episodes left in Season 4, so this is a nail-biter, alright.

The Boys streams new episodes on Thursdays (technically very late on Wednesday nights).

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Rick Ross Is Actually Amused After Seemingly Being Attacked By Drake Fans In Canada

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Kendrick Lamar took a few hefty swings at Drake’s OVO Sound’s mascot in the “Not Like Us” video. But last month (June 30), it appears Drake fans decided to throw a few punches of their own—at Drizzy’s foe Rick Ross.

While performing in Montreal, the “Champagne Moments” rapper and his crew were seemingly rushed after playing the chart-topping Kendrick track. Yesterday (July 4), Ross finally issued a response to the brawl.

“Aye man, I’m thinking about the event that happened over there,” he said. “When the first dude stepped up to Rozay, the lil’ short fat one that looked like Bam Bam Bigelow from wrestling. When he stepped up, I squatted down, and his eyes had told him what I said. Basically, ‘Boy, if I hit you, imma see everything you ate for the last two days.’ His balls dropped out of his ass. He never said another word, he did never did nothing. He was a straight busta. Then the n**** behind him said, ‘I know MMA!’ And then I got hit with a drink. I’m still convinced ain’t no n**** punched me. Somebody said, ‘Rozay, the n**** tried to punch you, he hit you!.’ I said, ‘Nah, he had to throw a drink.’ ‘Cause throwing a drink would have been way more disrespectful than screaming, ‘I know MMA!’”

Typically, being attacked would rattle anyone. But not in Ross’ case. In fact, he seemed amused more so than anything else.

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Three Potential Trade Ideas For Brandon Ingram

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Brandon Ingram is an interesting player on the NBA’s trade market. Ingram is an unquestioned talent, and his ability to score and bring some playmaking should make him a player who gins up some interest. And yet, on the heels of a disappointing playoff run, trading for a guy who can’t fit alongside his team’s best player and will need an extension sometime in the next year isn’t exactly piquing teams’ interest.

Today, we’re looking around the league for trades involving guys who could be on the move now that the initial surge of the league’s free agency period calmed down, and Ingram is not an easy guy to figure out here. His value isn’t exactly at its highest and, like Lauri Markkanen, given he’s on an expiring the team acquiring him would have to want to extend him and have some assurances he will if they’re going to send out real assets for him. However, we’ve identified three teams that we think could make a deal for Ingram that would make some amount of sense for all parties involved.

Sacramento Kings

The Kings are one of the teams that have been linked to Ingram, and it would make sense. After making the playoffs in 2023, the team stagnated and got bounced from the Play-In Tournament last year, and could really afford to shake things up without messing with their core of De’Aaron Fox, Domantas Sabonis, and Keegan Murray. Ingram is a nice fit alongside that trio, too, as he can provide some scoring and self-creation from the wing that they don’t really have — Fox and Malik Monk provide it from the guard spots, and Murray is coming along.

Something that helps Sacramento here: They can provide the Pelicans with two real NBA players in Harrison Barnes and Kevin Huerter, assuming that is the package they’d send back. Whether they’d keep them as rotation guys or try to flip them again would remain to be seen, but both can provide shooting on a team built around Dejounte Muray and Zion Williamson. The real question is what the Pelicans look to command in terms of draft assets. Does Ingram on an expiring (but with the idea you extend him) get two rotation players and a first round pick? We’ll split the difference and send Portland’s 2025 second here, which figures to be in the early 30s, but that figures to be the sticking point in any conversations.

The Trade
Kings receive: Brandon Ingram
Pelicans receive: Harrison Barnes, Kevin Huerter, Portland’s 2025 second-round pick

Cleveland Cavaliers

Getting Dejounte Murray makes this a little tricker, because a straight Darius Garland for Brandon Ingram swap (plus draft assets) made a ton of sense before that. However, now that Donovan Mitchell is locked in for the next few years, could Cleveland try to get really ambitious in building out its team by making Mitchell the full-time point guard, Evan Mobley the full-time center, and try to fit everything else around them? I can’t imagine them going quite that far — especially considering how good Garland has been when he doesn’t have to come back from breaking his jaw — but Mobley, in particular, has just looked worlds more comfortable when he’s playing center.

New Orleans could use a big man, and while he’s apparently a favorite of Mitchell’s and is very familiar with new head coach Kenny Atkinson, Jarrett Allen is right there and the fit alongside Mobley has long been clunky. It’d be a major endorsement in Mobley and the Cavs would have to extend Ingram right away, but he’d definitely help give them some scoring from the wing that they just don’t have.

The Trade
Cavs receive: Brandon Ingram, a future second-round pick
Pelicans receive: Jarrett Allen, Caris LeVert

Charlotte Hornets

It’s hard to get any sort of read on the Hornets, as they’re a team under new ownership with a new head coach and is building around LaMelo Ball (assuming he can stay healthy) and Brandon Miller. Still, reports indicate that the Hornets are interested in re-signing Miles Bridges, but if they don’t, there’s going to be a big hole on the wing that a guy like Ingram — a North Carolina native — could fill while they hope 2024 first-round pick Tidjane Salaun develops.

Putting together a deal here is a bit tricky, because it’s not like the Hornets have a ton that they could give up, and it wouldn’t be wise to part ways with too much draft capital. But they can put together salaries to make a deal work and send some depth pieces to New Orleans — Grant Williams and Cody Martin get them there financially — and toss in a lottery protected first-round pick that turns into two seconds. We’ll throw Bryce McGowens in, too, as a cheap lottery ticket for New Orleans.

The Trade
Hornets receive: Brandon Ingram
Pelicans receive: Grant Williams, Cody Martin, Bryce McGowans, Miami’s lottery-protected 2027 first-round pick

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What To Watch: Our Picks For The TV Shows And Movies We Think You Should Stream This Week

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Each week our staff of film and television experts surveys the entertainment landscape to select the ten best new/newish shows available for you to stream at home. We put a lot of thought into our selections, and our debates on what to include and what not to include can sometimes get a little heated and feelings may get hurt, but so be it, this is an important service for you, our readers. With that said, here are our selections for this week.

15. We Are Lady Parts (Peacock)

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We Are Lady Parts is the kind of show that makes a streaming service worth the cost of subscription. If you don’t have Peacock, you should sign up for creator Nida Manzoor’s rowdy, Peabody Award-winning comedy about an all-female Muslim punk band in the UK. The cast — led by Lady Parts members Anjana Vasan (guitarist Amina), Sarah Kameela Impey (singer Saira), Juliette Motamed (drummer Ayesha), and Faith Omole (bassist Bisma) — is great, and the soundtrack rips. Have a taste with “Bashir With the Good Beard.”

Watch it on Peacock

14. The Acolyte (Disney Plus)

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Yes, it’s another Star Wars show. But The Acolyte has a lot going for it. For one thing, there’s a Wookiee Jedi. All my 10-year-old Star Wars dreams are coming true. Also, the series is created by Russian Doll’s Leslye Headland and the cast, including Amandla Stenberg, Lee Jung-jae, Charlie Barnett, Jodie Turner-Smith, and Manny Jacinto (Jason from The Good Place!), is solid. The Acolyte takes place long before the prequels, so there will be no stops on Tatooine or mentions of the name “Skywalker.” And did we mention the “hottest man alive”?

Watch it on Disney Plus

13. Monkey Man (Peacock)

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Dev Patel poured his blood, sweat, and broken bones into his directorial debut. Monkey Man follows a man know only as Kid (played by Patel) as he seeks retribution to settle the score with the men who took everything from him. It’s more than a John Wick knock-off — it’s a deeply earnest movie that also happens to feature some bone-crunching action scenes.

Watch it on Peacock

12. Presumed Innocent (Apple TV Plus)

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Presumed Innocent is guilty… of having an all-star collection of talent! Created by David E. Kelley and produced by Gracie Abrams‘ somewhat famous father, the legal thriller stars Jake Gyllenhaal as a chief deputy prosecutor who is suspected of murder. Per Apple TV Plus: “The series explores obsession, sex, politics, and the power and limits of love, as the accused fights to hold his family and marriage together.” Fun fact: Gyllenhaal’s character was played by Harrison Ford in the 1990 movie of the same name.

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11. Hit Man (Netflix)

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Hit Man is funny, sexy, and charming. So why did the crowd pleaser barely get a theatrical release? I have no idea, and neither does director Richard Linklater. “I don’t know,” he told Decider about the lack of major studio interest in his film. “Everybody’s scared. [The movie] was not one thing. It’s not a hit man movie.” Maybe if Hit Man — which stars the impossibly hot duo of Glen Powell and Adria Arjona — becomes a big enough, well, hit on Netflix, we’ll get a sequel that actually plays in theaters. Or better yet, sequels.

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10. Aftersun (Netflix)

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If you do a Google search for Aftersun, one of the top results is a Reddit thread with the headline, “Aftersun (2022) did something to me that no other movie has before.” The first sentence? “I just finished the movie about 40 minutes ago. I spent 35 of those minutes crying and just trying to wrap my mind around it all.” It’s that kind of movie. Aftersun is the stunning feature film debut from director Charlotte Wells about a father named Calum (a never better Paul Mescal) who goes on vacation with his 11-year-old daughter, Sophie (Frankie Corio). It’s unforgettable, especially the R.E.M. scene. IYKYK.

Watch it on Netflix

9. House of the Dragon (Max)

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Before House of the Dragon premiered, I was concerned that it would be nothing more than a shameless extension of the Game of Thrones brand. A DLC to check out but not engage with. Those fears have been unfounded. House of the Dragon quickly proved itself a worthy successor to Thrones (which, disappointing finale aside, is still one of the best shows of the 2010s). It exists on its own terms; it’s possible to enjoy the high-budget soap opera without prior knowledge of Westeros. House of the Dragon won’t be the monoculture behemoth that Game of Thrones was. No show will anymore. But it doesn’t need to be. House of the Dragon is doing just fine out of Game of Thrones’ dragon-shaped shadow (you can read our review here).

Watch it on Max

8. The Boys (Prime Video)

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We will stay short and not-so-sweet with random thoughts that I had while absorbing the entire season a few days ago. First, here’s a book-end approach:

– The first thought I had when the premiere-episode credits rolled: “Well, I’ve never seen that body part on a TV show before now.”

– And when the season-finale credits rolled: “I feel utterly destroyed. And invigorated. And destroyed. God, I love TV” (you can read our full review here).

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7. Problemista (Max)

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If you write “Papyrus,” you can get Tilda Swinton to be in your first movie, too. Problemista stars writer and director Julio Torres as Alejandro, “an aspiring toy designer from El Salvador struggling to bring his unusual ideas to life in New York City. As time on his work visa runs out, a job assisting an erratic art-world outcast becomes his only hope to stay in the country and realize his dream,” according to the A24 plot synopsis. Would you believe Tilda plays the erratic outcast? You would? Actually, yeah, that makes sense.

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6. Fancy Dance (Apple TV Plus)

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Fancy Dance is the first released film since Killers of the Flower Moon to star Lily Gladstone. That alone makes it a must watch. It helps that the premise is intriguing, too. The drama, co-written and directed by Erica Tremblay, is about an aunt (Gladstone) that takes care of her young niece Roki (Isabel Deroy-Olson) after the girl’s mom goes missing. Before she loses custody to Roki’s grandfather (the always-welcome Shea Whigham), the pair hit the road to track down the mother ahead of an upcoming powwow.

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5. Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (Max)

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Here’s the thing: Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire is a movie where a giant monkey gets suplexed by a large lizard. If you’re not already fully on board, you should probably, like, read a book or whatever. Nerd.

Watch it on Max

4. My Lady Jane (Prime Video)

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Meet your summer TV obsession. My Lady Jane is a “radical retelling” of the life of Lady Jane Grey, who was the queen of England for nine days in 1553. She was executed soon after. But what if none of that happened? My Lady Jane, which stars Emily Bader in the title role, is “an epic tale of true love and high adventure, where the damsel in distress saves herself, her true love, and then the Kingdom.” Also, shape shifters (with some Buffy thrown in there, too).

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3. The Bear (Hulu)

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The most stressful show on television is back. The Bear season 3 begins soon after the events of the season 2 finale, with Carmy, Syd, Richie, Natalie, various Faks, and the rest of the gang getting ready to open a new fine-dining restaurant. There will be yelling (SO much yelling), food porn, and yes, Taylor Swift songs. Gorge on the 10-episode season all at once, or savior it over the course of a few weeks. There’s no wrong way to enjoy The Bear.

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2. The Imaginary (Netflix)

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Studio Ponoc’s affectionately animated The Imaginary is about a young girl named Amanada and her make-believe friend, Rudger. Together, they visit a magical world filled with “creatures and places never before seen until a sinister force threatens to destroy their imaginary world and the friendship within it,” according to the official Netflix logline. The Imaginary is written by Yoshiaki Nishimura (The Tale of the Princess Kaguya, When Marnie Was There) and directed by Yoshiyuki Momose, who also worked on a few films you might have heard of, including Porco Rosso, Princess Mononoke, and Spirited Away. This one isn’t to be missed.

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1. Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F (Netflix)

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Beverly Hills Cop is an action-comedy classic (the Blank Check podcast recently did an insightful episode with Bad Boys: Ride or Die directors Adil & Bilall about the Martin Brest film). Beverly Hills Cop II is pretty fun, while the less said about Beverly Hills Cop III, the better. Even star Eddie Murphy agrees, which is one of the reasons why he wanted to make Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F. A lot of familiar faces are back in the fourth installment in the series, including Judge Reinhold, John Ashton, Paul Reiser, and Bronson Pinchot, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Kevin Bacon are new additions to the cast. But there’s really only one reason to watch Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F: Eddie Murphy. Even without the laugh.

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