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The 20 Smoothest Bourbons Under $50, Blind Tasted & Ranked

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We’re on a quest to find the smoothest bourbons available today. Pay no attention to the fact that “smooth” is sometimes derided as a descriptor because, let’s face it, sometimes the word just works. When discussing the best smooth bourbon, we’re not looking for something dull, bland, or otherwise anodyne but rather the most polished, velvety, and sleek.

Smooth bourbons have a creamy, silky mouthfeel and a balanced, well-rounded bevy of flavors. We’re looking for something approachable, refined, and crowd-pleasing that puts a spin on bourbon’s reputation as a brash, robust spirit and helps you appreciate it as a flavorful, easy-sipping option.

Sound good?

The contenders:

  • Angel’s Envy Bourbon
  • Basil Hayden Bourbon
  • Castle & Key Wheated Bourbon
  • Green River 1885 Bourbon
  • Michter’s US*1 Bourbon
  • New Riff Bourbon
  • Starlight Distillery Carl T. Bourbon Whiskey
  • Yellowstone Bourbon
  • Blue Note Bourbon
  • Bulleit 10-Year Bourbon
  • Four Roses Bourbon
  • Larceny Wheated Bourbon
  • Maker’s Mark
  • Old Forester Straight Bourbon
  • Russell’s Reserve 10-Year Bourbon
  • Still Austin Bourbon
  • Weller Special Reserve
  • Widow Jane Baby Jane Bourbon
  • Woodford Reserve Bourbon
  • Woodinville Straight Bourbon

These aren’t bourbons that will punch you in the face which can make the tasting experience a challenge. Instead, this ranking highlights the beautiful flavors you can get from a bourbon without the bite. These are the 20 smoothest bourbons under $50, blind-tasted and power ranked!

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20. Old Forester Straight Bourbon

Brown-Forman

ABV: 43%
Average Price: $27

The Whiskey:

While it features a spruce label, in line with the rest of Old Forester’s packaging, Old Forester 86-proof has a history that dates back to 1959 when consumers were thirsty for a lighter style of whiskey, well-suited for inclusion in cocktails.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: The nose has a touch of graham cracker, young oak, and cocktail cherries, but the volume of each aroma is a bit restrained.

Palate: On the palate, all of the nosing notes come alive with a bit more vibrancy and are joined by a vanilla splash. With regards to the mouthfeel, this is a thin whiskey. Still, the texture isn’t overly watery or unpleasant, as it’s just substantive enough for the flavors to develop before washing out and transitioning to the finish.

Finish: On the finish, there’s a bit of oak, honey, and bright red cherry, but it’s so brief that you’ll find yourself reaching for a second sip rather than savoring your first.

Bottom Line:

There are outlines of a really flavorful bourbon here, so it’s easy to see why Old Forester originally introduced this expression in the late 1950s to ingratiate themselves with the growing cocktail culture. This entry-level offering from Old Forester showcases the more mellow side of their bourbon portfolio and is well-suited for a smooth, neat sipping experience.

19. Weller Special Reserve

Buffalo Trace

ABV: 45%
Average Price: $32

The Whiskey:

Weller Special Reserve is the entry-level offering in the highly sought-after Weller lineup, which features the Buffalo Trace Antique Collection’s William Larue Weller as the jewel in its crown. Like all others in the Weller lineup, Weller Special Reserve showcases Buffalo Trace’s wheated mash bill.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: The nose is effusive with honeysuckle and corn-laden sweetness for a mellow and inviting initial pop of aroma. However, there isn’t much underneath those notes on the nose, with only a gentle vanilla aroma and a slightly artificial floral aspect coming through on return visits.

Palate: That floral aspect, which was relegated to being a background player on the nose, comes through with gusto on the palate while clover honey and faint vanilla notes do their best to contend with it from the sidelines. The flavors are speciously rich, but the whiskey’s thin texture prevents them from coming anywhere close to their full potential.

Finish: The finish is where this bourbon gains a few extra points, as the flavors of honeysuckle and vanilla manage to survive the watery mouthfeel and cling to the back of the palate for a satisfying send-off.

Bottom Line:

Weller Special Reserve has never been my cup of tea, even as a last-ditch replacement for the genuinely remarkable Weller Antique. That said, if you squint, there’s just enough flavor in every sip to give you glimpses of just how good Buffalo Trace’s wheated bourbon mash bill can be with additional aging, higher proof, and selective blending. This one may be only slightly above average overall, but it fits the bill nicely as a smooth bourbon option.

18. 1792 Sweet Wheat Bourbon

Barton 1792 Distillery

ABV: 45.6%
Average Price: $40

The Whiskey:

As the first limited edition offering from the 1792 lineup, making its debut back in 2015, Sweet Wheat still holds a place of reverence with many bourbon consumers. Aged for eight years and utilizing wheat in the mash bill, this product is made at the Barton 1792 Distillery, owned by Buffalo Trace. That last tidbit has led to speculation that this product might be strikingly similar to Buffalo Trace’s other celebrated wheated bourbon lineup, Weller, though that speculation is unconfirmed.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: On the nose, Sweet Wheat lives up to its name without being saccharine-sweet. Instead, it treads lightly with scents like bubblegum, bright cherries, and caramel corn. As those top notes blow off, there’s a heartier undergirding of leather, cocoa, and cinnamon bark lying in wait.

Palate: Mature oak and caramel notes come across the palate at first before vanilla extract, and a slight bit of doughiness emerges at midpalate. Clove, straw, and a healthy dose of black pepper usher in the transition to the finish as this creamy-textured whiskey slowly coats your palate.

Finish: Living up to its name, the finish on this whiskey is short and sweet with a bit of wheat funk, black pepper, and brown sugar.

Bottom Line:

1792’s Sweet Wheat expression has maintained its popularity thanks to a mild-mannered nature that makes it a treat to sit back and enjoy. This is a whiskey that will meet you in the middle when you go searching for flavor notes, revealing itself after inspection, but otherwise remaining creamy and demure. Something to be mindful of.

17. Yellowstone Select Bourbon

Limestone Branch Distillery

ABV: 46.5%
Average Price: $35

The Whiskey:

Yellowstone’s history dates back to 1872, and its Master Distiller has the most famous last name in bourbon: Stephen B. Beam. A blend of 4- and 7-year bourbons, Yellowstone Select is the entry-level offering from Limestone Branch Distillery’s Yellowstone lineup.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: The nose on Yellowstone Select Bourbon opens with cherries and the aroma of the limestone water used to bring it to proof. There are gentle oak tones, faint rye spices, and a strong showing of corn pudding as well.

Palate: Once the whiskey hits your palate, the corn pudding note leads the way with the taste of limestone water, giving it mineral-like steeliness and some faint butterscotch notes. The mouthfeel is pretty average, but when the object in mind is “smoothness,” you don’t want an overly slick texture mussing that up.

Finish: The finish concludes quickly, leaving some rye spice, peanut shell, and a slight coriander note behind.

Bottom Line:

Yellowstone’s flagship bourbon has an impressively mellow flavor profile that brings some fun grain-forward notes. This, paired with a sweet kiss on the finish, makes it a great choice as a smooth sipper.

16. Larceny Wheated Bourbon

Heaven Hill

ABV: 46%
Average Price: $25

The Whiskey:

Larceny Wheated Bourbon gets its moniker thanks to a legend about a Treasury agent named John E. Fitzgerald, who was reputed to have “used his keys to the warehouses to pilfer bourbon from the finest barrels.” The crime earned him infamy and now acclaim as his name adorns the label of Heaven Hill’s most widely available wheated bourbon.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: The nose on Larceny bourbon is mellow and light with clover honey, some indistinct lemon zest, and vanilla coming across expressively. In the background, there’s a touch of smudging sage and sawdust.

Palate: The flavors in Larceny bourbon are surprisingly well-developed, as the gentler notes of vanilla, honey, and citrus really shine and complement the liquid’s lean texture and limited complexity. While it echoes the simplicity of earlier bourbons on this list, it also reflects a turning of the corner with regard to flavor development and depth.

Finish: The finish here is curt, as it fades pretty quickly, with honey, cereal grains, and a touch of white pepper providing the closing salvo.

Bottom Line:

Wheated bourbons are commonly regarded as far tamer and mellower than their rye-recipe counterparts, and that reputation is on full display with Larceny. As an easy-sipping and easily found wheated bourbon, Larceny is a rock-solid bourbon if you’re looking for something smooth.

15. Green River 1885 Bourbon

Green River

ABV: 42.5%
Average Price:$22

The Whiskey:

The latest in Green River’s whiskey portfolio, 1885, is intended to be a back bar staple. Made from 76% corn, 15% rye, and 9% malted barley, this bargain bottle is heavily advertised to be a mixer first and a sipper second.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: Brazil nuts, mint, and cotton candy open up the nosing notes on this interesting bourbon at first pass. After a few shakes of the hand and swirls of the glass, this one begins emitting an aroma of cornbread and peanut shells, making for a satisfying blend of scents.

Palate: The whiskey has an immediately noticeable medium-bodied, supple texture that swiftly finds all corners of your palate and fills it with honey-roasted peanuts, bubble gum, and corn Pops. There’s a nice sizzle of black pepper and caramel to be found at midpalate, which ushers in more of the sugary corn cereal flavors before transitioning to the finish.

Finish: The finish on Green River’s newest whiskey features abundant orange peel, powdered sugar, and grain-forward corn notes. It lingers somewhere between having a short and medium-length finish, and the closing impression satisfactorily caps off the deceptively tasty pour.

Bottom Line:

While 1885 was clearly made for mixing thanks to its balanced, far-flung flavor profile, punctuated by pops of baking spice, it does quite a good job of being a smooth bourbon all on its own. The steady, substantive texture is the star of the show, but the intriguing flavors in this bottle aren’t far behind.

14. Four Roses Bourbon

Four Roses

ABV: 40%
Average Price: $21

The Whiskey:

Four Roses Bourbon is the brand’s most prevalent and affordably priced offering. New for 2024 is its revamped label design, though the consistent, high-quality flavor profile that fans have come to expect over the years remains unchanged.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: The nose on Four Roses Bourbon begins with a touch of honeysuckle, the floral aspect of rosewater, and stone fruits like white peach and Golden Delicious apples.

Palate: This whiskey is surprisingly spry on the palate, as the lean mouthfeel allows notes of black tea, white peach, and honey to coast over your tongue. A touch of vanilla and black pepper spice can be found as each sip transitions from midpalate to the finish, which adds a bit of nuance to the generally light flavor profile.

Finish: On the finish, the sweet notes make their final stamp, with honey and vanilla leading the way as this pour succinctly falls off the palate.

Bottom Line:

This whiskey works wonders as a secret weapon for bourbon novices because its gentle, sweet flavor profile comes at you free of any rough edges. Thanks to its approachable ABV and easy-to-appreciate flavor profile, you can skip the ice and avoid the fuss of mixing this one into a cocktail; this stuff is damn good on its own.

13. Starlight Distillery Carl T. Bourbon Whiskey

Starlight Distillery

ABV: 46%
Average Price: $30

The Whiskey:

Carl T. Bourbon Whiskey features a blend of 3-grain and 4-grain mash bills that then undergo a full sweet mash fermentation process. After being distilled in copper pot stills, the straight bourbon whiskey is then aged for a minimum of 4 years at the Huber estate in Borden, Indiana, on the same site the family has called home since 1843.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: The nosing notes begin with a vivacious red berry aroma, most reminiscent of dried strawberries and Rainier cherries, before buckling under the weight of butterscotch, sweet oak, and candied walnuts.

Palate: On the palate, the flavor of lively red berries makes this whiskey pop. Gentle butterscotch and oak tones help to elevate that fruit-forward experience on the front of the palate. As it transitions to the middle of your tongue, you start to pick up some faint hazelnut and grain-forward notes reminiscent of cornbread. The mouthfeel is slightly oilier than your average bourbon, which is a welcome feature because this pour doesn’t pack much heat, so the creamy texture serves to enhance the notes without singing the edges of your tongue.

Finish: The finish here has some freshly cracked black pepper, and the cherries fade in favor of butterscotch and mellow oak as it recedes swiftly but satisfactorily.

Bottom Line:

While the Huber family has been producing spirits for several generations, it’s only in the last decade that they’ve begun their full-force whiskey-making. Take advantage now. Their bourbon is only improving as they gain experience. Still, for those in the know, they’re already releasing a vast range of impressive bourbons that can satisfy anyone, from those just starting to the savviest whiskey enthusiast.

12. Angel’s Envy Bourbon

Angel’s Envy

ABV: 43.3%
Average Price: $44

The Whiskey:

Angel’s Envy’s flagship expression, its Kentucky Straight Bourbon, is blended in small batches of 8 to 12 barrels at a time and finished in 60-gallon ruby port wine casks. This expression’s base liquid is typically aged up to 6 years.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: On the nose, Angel’s Envy doesn’t shy away from the influence of its finishing cask as the aromas associated with port wine come tumbling out of the glass. Think candied walnuts, red berries, and a lovely mingling of vanilla and milk chocolate. The base whiskey peeks through ever-so-slightly, but the fruit-forward sweetness shines the brightest.

Palate: On the palate is where Angel’s Envy’s base spirit begins to assert itself as the gentle undulation of caramel and oak prop up those rich berry-forward flavor notes from the nose. The whiskey has an almost sticky texture, starting off austere at the front of the mouth before sinking its hooks into the edges of the tongue and asserting those rich red berries, walnut, and clove notes.

Finish: On the finish there’s a flourish of freshly cracked black pepper that adds depth to the red-berry flavors and a gentle oak tone that sits on the middle of the palate, extending the finish into the medium-length range.

Bottom Line:

If you want the short and simple, here it is: this is a bourbon that excels by being rather unlike a bourbon. The ruby port notes do a lot of the heavy lifting, but what makes that a plus and not a minus is the fact that this is a bourbon that can deftly capture an audience more attuned to wine or mixed drinks, making this a smooth option and one readily capable of creating new fans.

11. Blue Note Juke Joint Whiskey

Blue Note

ABV: 46.5%
Average Price: $32

The Whiskey:

Blue Note’s Juke Joint Whiskey is their entry-level product, sourced from an undisclosed distillery in Kentucky and aged for at least three years before bottling. The mash bill is 70% Corn, 21% Rye, and 9% Malted Barley, which internet sleuths will note is a mash bill currently popular with clients of Green River Distillery’s sourced bourbon.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: The nose begins a bit grassy with grain-forward notes of corn before accenting aromas of butterscotch, youthful oak, and fresh red cherries begin to rise to the top.

Palate: Once on the palate, Blue Note Juke Joint Whiskey follows the nosing notes closely with a faint grassiness that gives way to corn pudding, bright underripe red cherries, and butterscotch. The mouthfeel is lean, which adds to the approachability of the whiskey, lending to it the precise smoothness that we’re looking for.

Finish: The finish on this whiskey is fairly brief and marked by the appearance of pears, light lemon zest, and youthful oak as the grassiness subsides and leaves the gently sweet top notes behind.

Bottom Line:

Blue Note Juke Joint Whiskey has just the right amount of polish to make it an excellent choice for sipping neat. The flavors aren’t loaded with depth, but what you sacrifice in complexity, you gain in smoothness — exactly what we’re looking for here.

10. Still Austin Straight Bourbon “The Musician”

Still Austin

ABV: 49.2%
Average Price: $40

The Whiskey:

Still, Austin’s primary bourbon offering is comprised entirely of Texas grains, with 70% white corn, 25% rye, and 5% malted barley making up the mash bill. It’s distilled on a 42-foot column still in downtown Austin, TX.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: Aroma notes of caramel and stewed apple cascade out of the glass as soon as you pour this whiskey out. Give it some time to develop. Raisins, raw dough, and black pepper will draw you further in and whet your palate before the first sip.

Palate: Once in the mouth, this whiskey is far sweeter than the nosing notes initially indicated, with warm caramel enveloping the tongue while the flavor of raisins and dark chocolate follow in its wake, cascading across your palate with purpose. There is also a significant uptick in spice here, with black pepper detonating at midpalate and carrying through to the finish. That’s worth noting because ‘smoothness’ is the game’s name here, and it rocked the boat a little bit, though it is well-integrated with the overall flavor profile.

Finish: The finish features a touch of leather, honeyed mint tea, and a strong dose of the aforementioned black pepper, causing it to linger for a moderate amount of time after the final sip.

Bottom Line:

Still Austin’s Bourbon is pretty smooth, just not as smooth as the nine bourbons above it on this list. That said, it presents a delicious medley of flavors that will reward those who are more acclimated to bourbon’s prototypical heat and spice notes while maintaining an even-keeled profile that should be palatable, even with its relative potency, to newcomers.

9. New Riff Bourbon

New Riff

ABV: 50%
Average Price: $50

The Whiskey:

New Riff, founded in 2014, is pumping out high-quality bourbon and rye via its bottled-in-bond flagship offerings and innovative limited editions that utilize esoteric grain varietals. For this entry-level bourbon, made according to bottled-in-bond specifications, they eschew chill filtration and utilize a mash bill of non-GMO grains: 65% corn,30% rye, and 5% malted barley.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: The nose on New Riff’s bourbon is full of honey and caramel, two notes that rise to greet the olfactory senses quite distinctly. It’s a feature found throughout New Riff’s product line: aroma and flavor notes that are clearly defined and well-developed.

Palate: In the mouth, New Riff bourbon remains true to the brand’s core with a very ‘clean’ and distinct set of flavors that range from sweet cherry, honey, youthful oak, and grains. The grain note tastes similar to Corn pops, the cherry flavors are bright and ripe, and the texture is spry and substantial. At midpalate, the whiskey perks up with a bit of baking spice in the form of black pepper and clove, which add nuance as your palate braces for the finish.

Finish: When this whiskey reaches the finish, you’ll find an uptick in black pepper, clove, and oak, though the honey note persists and even welcomes some caramel sweetness. The finish is short to medium, giving you enough time to enjoy those distinct flavors before beckoning you for a second sip.

Bottom Line:

New Riff Bourbon is so well-rounded and easy-going that it would be practically impossible to offend any whiskey fan with a pour from this bottle. That said, it isn’t just an agreeable pour, but it reaches for a depth of flavor that will make you want to sit with it for an afternoon, perhaps while watching a game, keeping you amused as a background whiskey but engaging enough to entertain as the star of the show.

8. Woodford Reserve Bourbon

Brown-Forman

ABV: 45.2%
Average Price: $40

The Whiskey:

Woodford Reserve Bourbon is frequently cited as one of the best bourbons for beginners for two main reasons: it’s bottled at a relatively low proof and has an assortment of rich, balanced, and crowd-pleasing flavors. Woodford Reserve is owned by Brown-Forman, which also includes Jack Daniel’s and Old Forester in its portfolio.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: Plums, rich oak, and sticky toffee notes are immediately evident on the nose of this whiskey, and they’re joined by the aroma of vanilla pods, clove, and cinnamon bark.

Palate: The palate of this whiskey introduces the toffee note from the nose right off the bat, and that’s joined by a surprising yet welcome splash of citrus to go with the additional flavors of vanilla, mellow oak, and gentle black pepper spice. The mouthfeel is lean, but rather than contrasting with the richness of the flavors, it helps to make them more pronounced while maintaining the whiskey’s general agreeable smoothness.

Finish: The finish is brief but marked by more vanilla and sweet oak, with a final kiss of sticky toffee and candied walnuts.

Bottom Line:

Woodford Reserve deserves all the praise it receives for being a fantastic beginner bourbon. Sure, its proof point might make bourbon snobs turn up their noses. However, there’s absolutely no denying that this whiskey still manages to pack a ton of flavor, free from any harsh elements, making it one of the best easy-sipping whiskeys of any category on the market.

7. Widow Jane Baby Jane Bourbon

Widow Jane

ABV: 45.5%
Average Price: $42

The Whiskey:

Widow Jane distills its proprietary “Baby Jane” heirloom corn varietal for this bourbon blend, which was made in Red Hook, Brooklyn, and Kentucky. Once blended, this bourbon is brought to proof using Widow Jane’s mineral water from the Rosendale mines and bottled without chill filtration.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: Waxy plum, black pepper, and nutmeg make the initial impression of this whiskey a welcome one on the nose. From there, it develops into the aroma of blueberry pancakes, dark chocolate, and apple crisps. It’s immediately alluring and atypical, and it beckons the first sip…

Palate: The palate is as delightful as the nose’s promise, with ripe plum, cinnamon bark, and apple crisp notes fusing with a savory bacon fat note that sounds crazy, but it works. The liquid itself is medium-bodied, enhancing the flavors’ perceived richness as the flavors of cafe au lait and golden raisins begin to ascend in prominence before the finish.

Finish: The finish is medium-length and features a delightful blend of blueberries and ripe plums, while maple syrup and youthful oak bring it all to a close.

Bottom Line:

What the heck is up with Widow Jane lately? They’ve long been producing some truly underrated blends utilizing sourced whiskey, but now that they’ve got some of their own distillate to play with, it seems they’re ready to turn a corner and start wowing folks with their brand of mellow but remarkably flavorful bourbon.

6. Maker’s Mark

Maker’s Mark

ABV: 45%
Average Price: $30

The Whiskey:

Maker’s Mark features an iconic bottle design, the same one they’ve been utilizing since their founding in 1953, and a mash bill that’s been used for just as long. This wheated bourbon is one of the best-selling whiskeys in the entire world, making it a ubiquitous sight on liquor store shelves.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: On the nose, you’ll find a bit of corn pudding, vanilla extract, and indistinct red berry aromas wafting out of the glass. There’s also a bit of graham cracker sweetness and white pepper.

Palate: On the palate, Maker’s Mark greets the tongue with a bunch of honeyed graham cracker notes that soon make way for vanilla pod and cornbread. A second sip morphs the vanilla pod into a custard note, complete with caramelized sugar and some red berry compote.

Finish: The finish of Maker’s Mark features some mellow spice and more red berry compote, as those natural sugars fuse with vanilla notes to quickly dissipate from the palate.

Bottom Line:

Despite its modest proof point, Maker’s Mark has a ton of flavor, meaning you won’t blow out your palate or scare off bourbon novices if you decide to sip this one neat. It’s ubiquitous on liquor store shelves and should be a staple on your bar cart, primarily if you aim to offer guests a smooth bourbon they can enjoy at their leisure.

5. Basil Hayden Bourbon

James B. Beam Distilling Company

ABV: 40%
Average Price: $40

The Whiskey:

Basil Hayden, and its eye-catching bottle, is produced by one of the most well-regarded brands in the whiskey world — Jim Beam. Though the age statement was removed back in 2014, the whiskey in this blend is still believed to be between 6-8 years old.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: Buttery croissants and a bit of brown sugar punch through on the nose, making you instantly sit up to recognize how rich they are. A warm vanilla aroma, cola nut, and clove join those notes.

Palate: Gentle oak tones, gooey caramel notes, and more beautiful brown sugar prevail on the palate — each well-defined and coming through as clear as a bell. Those focused flavors come together on a superbly substantive mouthfeel that rewards “chewing” as well as easy-sipping.

Finish: Brown sugar, black pepper, and clove accent the finish, but a bit of space is left for some subtle barrel char.

Bottom Line:

Basil Hayden is an easy-sipping bourbon banger. The bouquet of prototypical bourbon notes on the nose prepares your senses for the palate’s steady yet unrelenting bounty of flavor. Basil Hayden is already well-known as one of the smoothest bourbons available today, and it checks every box from affordability and well-rounded flavor to availability.

4. Bulleit 10-Year Bourbon

Bulleit

ABV: 45.6%
Average Price: $46

The Whiskey:

Bulleit is a well-established brand with its cocktail-friendly rye whiskey and seemingly ubiquitous flagship bourbon. While the latter is an easy-going, affordable option, it’s this 10-year bourbon that makes for the most well-rounded and smooth sipping experience.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: The nosing notes begin very floral with caramel, bubblegum, sweet oak, and some cocktail cherry vibes. You can pick up a bit of graininess, but that aroma is rounded off with a dollop of honey, making it really enjoyable to sit and nose at length.

Palate: This whiskey begins with a slick mouthfeel and a rush of vanilla, oak, and cloves, a very prototypical bourbon profile that Bulleit executes with high efficiency here. There’s practically zero harshness up front, where cherries and a touch of leather offer a nice interplay of sweetness and richness that leads you to deeper exploration.

Finish: The finish introduces some rye spice as it lingers for a moderate length of time and welcomes a bit of caramel into the mix for a delightful send-off.

Bottom Line:

If you’re already a bourbon fan, you’re probably familiar with Bulleit’s tasty but simple standard offering. With this 10-year expression, they offer a creamier texture and a smoother overall experience and bring even more flavor to the table, making this one well worth the extra few dollars.

3. Russell’s Reserve 10-Year Bourbon

Wild Turkey

ABV: 45%
Average Price: $46

The Whiskey:

Russell’s Reserve’s 10-Year Bourbon was initially released in 2001 as an age-stated, 101-proof expression. In 2005, much to the chagrin of Wild Turkey fans, the ABV was brought down to its current level, making this a 90-proof expression.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: The nose on Russell’s Reserve 10-Year-Old Bourbon contains varying vanillas, from ice cream to vanilla extract. There are also pastry notes and the aroma of brioche buns, along with a touch of salted caramel, warm oak, and fresh nutmeg.

Palate: The palate on Russell’s Reserve 10-Year Bourbon is distinctly earthy at first, with toasted walnuts, apple leather, and mature oak leading the charge. As you chew the bourbon, you’ll notice that those notes grow in prominence with the oak and walnut flavors outpacing the restrained fruitiness and baking spices like clove and cinnamon become more pronounced. The mouthfeel is modest, which serves well to carry all of those earthy flavors without being overly slick and distracting from them.

Finish: More vanilla tones mark the departing notes; think vanilla pod more so than vanilla extract, and there’s more hazelnut flavor to be discovered alongside oak and red apple skin. It’s a medium-length finish that works well because it fades before that mature oak dries out the back of your palate.

Bottom Line:

Russell’s Reserve 10-Year-Old Bourbon is one of the best values in American whiskey, offering a well-aged expression at an affordable price that is one of the better offerings in an iconic legacy brand’s lineup. If you’re looking for the smoothest bourbon money can buy, you’ll be very happy with how Russell’s Reserve pairs approachability with a deep reservoir of well-aged flavors.

2. Woodinville Straight Bourbon

Woodinville

ABV: 45%
Average Price: $38

The Whiskey:

Woodinville Whiskey Co., out of Washington State, has been producing stellar craft bourbon since 2009. Even with the incredible quality they put into their limited edition offerings, you’d be foolish to skip over their flagship offering. Aged for at least five years, Woodinville Bourbon is made entirely with local grains from a mash bill of 72% corn
, 22% rye, and 6% malted barley.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: Woodinville Bourbon’s nosing notes offer a surprising array of atypical aromas with a sweet blend of coconut and pineapple, giving it a piña colada vibe at first before maraschino cherries, whipped cream, corn pudding, and a floral aspect begin to emerge out of the glass.

Palate: Milk chocolate with whipped cream and coconut flakes come rushing over the tongue at first with a silky mouthfeel, helping all of those flavors find their footing. As it switches to the mid-palate, there’s some light umami savoriness, crème brulée, and very little burn, which gives this whiskey the “creamy” texture we’re looking for in a smooth bourbon.

Finish: As that creamy texture ends on the brief finish, we’re left with cacao nibs, caramel, and vanilla ice cream flavor.

Bottom Line:

Woodinville Bourbon’s borderline tropical appeal is a substantial part of its smoothness. Those coconut and milk chocolate flavors work well with the whiskey’s velvety texture to provide a smooth experience that will impress bourbon savants and intrigue any newcomers.

1. Michter’s US*1 Bourbon

Michter’s Distillery

ABV: 45.7%
Average Price: $35

The Whiskey:

Michter’s was recently voted the World’s Most Admired Whiskey Distillery and its flagship bourbon is the most readily available example of why. For this expression and the rest of its whiskey lineup, Michter’s uses a proprietary filtration process to optimize the flavor coming from its barrels.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: Michter’s US*1 Bourbon has a dense aroma bouquet that immediately appears well-refined. Notes like honeysuckle, brown sugar, raisins, and youthful oak fill the air, with each well-developed layer greeting the olfactory senses warmly.

Palate: On the palate, what’s immediately remarkable about this bourbon is the texture, as it gently coats your tongue with moderate warmth, and before you know it, the taste of brown sugar, raisins, and walnuts is suddenly everywhere on your tongue. That deceptively viscous texture works well here and is a credit to Michter’s proprietary filtration process and their atypical proof-point.

Finish: The finish here is brief, with brown sugar and cinnamon coexisting harmoniously alongside new oak and clove, making for a gentle send-off after every sip.

Bottom Line:

Michter’s US*1 Bourbon perfectly threads the needle of being delicious and affordable. Free from any harsher elements, your palate will take to this whiskey like a fish in the water as those enchanting mellow notes wash over your tongue and coat your mouth with a remarkable range of flavors that make this the smoothest bourbon money can buy.

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SNX DLX: This Week’s Best Sneakers Featuring The Adidas BAPE x DAME 9, Nike Air Jordan 3 Retro Cement Grey & More

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Welcome to SNX DLX, your weekly roundup of the best sneakers to hit the internet. Last week I mentioned that holding onto your money could be a smart move, considering the drop list was so sparse, and now here we are in the final week of August and we’ve got a full roster of 10 sneakers!

If you were hoping that meant a lot of brand diversity, well, we’re not there yet. This week is entirely dominated by Nike and Adidas, the two biggest sneaker brands in the market. That’s not a bad thing if you’re a fan of Nike or Adidas — and there is a good chance you’re a fan of at least one of those brands — but if you were hoping to step out in a brand a bit less saturated (New Balance, Hoka, Asics come to mind) you’re going to have to keep hoping, at least until next week.

Highlights from this week include a three-way collaboration between Adidas, BAPE, and Damian Lillard, a couple of Converse Alexis Sablone link-ups, and, as always — new Jordans. There is a lot to get to so let’s just dive in already!

Adidas BAPE x DAME 9 Core Black/Better Scarlet

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Price: $160 (Core Black/Better Scarlet)

Damian Lillard’s and Adidas teamed up with BAPE for this special take on the DAME 9 and we’ve got to say, it’s the best DAME signature to drop all year. The sneaker features a lightweight textile upper and lining with a Lightstrike midsole, which is the standard tech-focused build we expect out of the DAME series, but what sets this one apart is the BAPE camo colorway.

The sneaker has two color variations, a traditional Core Black version that utilizes BAPE’s green camo pattern, and a red Scarlet version, which has much more subtle camo patterning. Both look great, but if we had to choose one, we’d go with Scarlet, without a doubt.

The Adidas BAPE x DAME 9 Core Black/Better Scarlet is out now for a retail price of $160. Pick up a pair via the Adidas CONFIRMED app or aftermarket sites like Flight Club.

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Converse CONS AS-1 Pro x Alexis Sablone

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Price: $110

Pro skater Alexis Sablone is linking up with Converse CONS this week for the AS-1 Pro, a signature sneaker that takes a classic Converse shape and outfits it with custom artwork and debossed details.

The sneaker features a wear-away suede upper in white that reveals a fuchsia under-color designed to peek through in high abrasion areas of the silhouette. Rounding out the design is a commemorative Alexis-branded crest and Converse CONS branding at the heel tab.

The Converse CONS AS-1 Pro x Alexis Sablone is set to drop on August 29th at 8:00 AM PST for a retail price of $110. Pick up a pair via the Nike SNKRS app.

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Converse

Nike Field General ’82 White and Gorge Green

Nike

Price: $100

The year of the Field General continues with this new White and Gorge Green colorway. There isn’t much that differentiates this pair from the other Field General sneakers that have dropped this year. Same synthetic leather and textile upper and the same heavy-tread Waffle sole (this time in black). It’s simply a great design in a dope white and green colorway.

The Nike Field General ’82 White and Gorge Green is set to drop on August 29th at 7:00 AM PST or a retail price of $100. Pick up a pair via the Nike SNKRS app.

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Women’s Air Jordan 1 Low Oxidized Green

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Price: $140

The Oxidized Green AJ-1 is a nice addition to your late summer or early fall wardrobe. The sneaker features a leather upper in white with green accents and an off-white midsole with a traditional gum sole. This is one of those simple but beautiful Jordan 1 colorways — we wish it would’ve dropped in a full-size run though.

The Women’s Air Jordan 1 Low Oxidized Green is set to drop on August 29th at 7:00 AM PST for a retail price of $140. Pick up a pair via the Nike SNKRS app.

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Nike SB Dunk Low Pro x Alexis Sablone White and Pacific Moss (Chameleon)

Price: $135

If the Alexis Sablone Converse CONS collaboration was looking a bit too tame for you, the skater’s take on the legendary SB Dunk is much more out there. This thing straight up looks like a dragon! The sneaker features a debossed premium leather upper with tumbled leather underlays and suede details. If you were digging the gimmicky wear-away upper of the Converse, this sneaker has that too, revealing a fuchsia undertone as you wear it away.

The Nike SB Dunk Low Pro x Alexis Sablone White and Pacific Moss is set to drop on August 29th at 8:00 AM PST for a retail price of $135. Pick up a pair via the Nike SNKRS app or aftermarket sites like GOAT and Flight Club.

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A Ma Maniére x Air Jordan 39 W.Y.W.S.

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Price: $215

Last week A Ma Maniére dropped a new Jordan 3 dubbed the “While You Were Sleeping Pair,” and this week the brand returns with yet another in the W.Y.W.S. line, this time, surprisingly, a Jordan 39.

Jordans this high in the lineage don’t generally get the cool collaboration treatment, but the Atlanta-based brand is taking a stab at it and we have to admit, it looks pretty dope. The sneaker features a woven synthetic textile upper with jacquard patterning, suede overlays at the toe, and a textured synthetic TPU tongue over a transparent rubber midsole.

It is easily the coolest the Air Jordan 39 has ever — and will ever — look.

The A Ma Maniére x Air Jordan 39 W.Y.W.S. is set to drop on Friday, August 30th for a retail price of $215. Enter the raffle at A Ma Maniére.

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Nike Air Tech Challenge 2 Hot Lava

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Price: $150

Last year, Nike reintroduced bad boy of tennis John McEnroe’s signature sneaker, the Nike Attack, and the revamp was warmly received (Travis Scott even dropped his own signature version). Now Nike is looking to capture that same hype with the return of the Air Tech Challenge 2, a sneaker made popular by one of tennis’ all-time greatest players, Andre Agassi.

This new take on the sneaker features the Air Tech Challenge 2’s original colorway with some aged details at the midsole and an upper composed of real and synthetic leather. It’s not quite as stylish as the Attack but it’s a nice blast from the past for those who love ‘90s era silhouettes.

The Nike Air Tech Challenge 2 Hot Lava is set to drop on August 30th at 7:00 AM PST for a retail price of $150. Pick up a pair via the Nike SNKRS app.

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Nike Air Jordan 3 Retro Cement Grey

Nike

Price: $200

Those with big feet may be missing out on the Jordan 1 Oxidized Green, but this Cement Grey Jordan 3 is a worthy consolation prize. Featuring a classic colorway, the Cement Grey sports a full leather upper with elephant print overlays, embroidered branding, and a nice pop of Fire Red at the tongue.

The Nike Air Jordan 3 Retro Cement Grey is set to drop on August 31st at 7:00 AM PST for a retail price of $200. Pick up a pair via the Nike SNKRS app or aftermarket sites like GOAT and Flight Club.

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Adidas Tyshawn 2 Cloud White

Price: $100

It’s a hell of a week for fans of pro skater signature sneakers. In addition to the double Alexis Sablone we’re also getting a new colorway for Tyshawn Jones’ Adidas Tyshawn II. We ride pretty hard for the Tyshawn II, as of now it’s our favorite signature skate sneaker on the market.

This sneaker features a white leather upper with a textile lining, reflective accents at the three stripes, and rides atop supportive Lightstrike cushioning.

The Adidas Tyshawn 2 Cloud White is set to drop on September 1st at 10:00 AM PDT for a retail price of $100. Pick up a pair at Adidas or aftermarket sites like GOAT.

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Adidas

Adidas Forum 84 High Cloud White

Adidas

Price: $130

We’re living in a sneaker era that favors early ‘00s designs and some ‘90s classics, which could leave those that love the retro designs of the ‘80s wanting. Well, Adidas has your back this week with the release of the Forum ’84.

The Forum is Adidas’ favorite canvas currently, it’s the silhouette the brand is constantly utilizing for collaborations, so it’s great to see a sneaker that celebrates it’s heritage. The ’84 Forum deconstructs the sneaker to its original design specs and features a suede and leather upper, metallic accents and a vintage lace closure strap. It’s a nice reminder of what makes the Forum a special silhouette.

The Adidas Forum 84 High Cloud White is set to drop on September 1st at 12:00 AM PDT for a retail price of $130. Pick up a pair at Adidas.

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We Got An Early Taste Of Old Forester’s New Birthday Bourbon, Here’s What You Need To Know

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Old Forester’s 2024 Birthday Bourbon expression is finally hitting shelves, and here at UPROXX we were lucky enough to get an early taste. Each year on September 2nd, Old Forester releases its highly sought-after Birthday Bourbon, created as an homage to the day its founder, George Garvin Brown, was born.

Similar to how the brand has handled past releases, this year’s Birthday Bourbon is available for purchase in two ways: by winning the national sweepstakes on Old Forester’s website or at local retailers who will receive a limited quantity. Be advised — this is one of Old Forester’s most limited bourbons, and it is highly sought-after. These bottles tend to disappear from shelves quickly, which means you’ll need to act fast if you see one in stores.

This year’s Birthday Bourbon is bottled at its highest proof ever at 107 proof and matured for 12 years. Its suggested retail price is $199.99 (up from last year’s $170).

Past expressions of this limited offering have made multiple “best of the year” lists here on UPROXX and now it’s time to see how our 2024 Birthday Bourbon review shakes out.

Will this be a bourbon worth celebrating? Let’s taste it and see!

Old Forester Birthday Bourbon 2024

Old Forester

ABV: 53.5%
Average Price: $199

The Whiskey:

Louisville’s oldest distillery often tweaks the age and proof point of its annual Birthday Bourbon release. For this year, the 24th expression in the series matured for 12 years, the same as 2023’s release, but it’s bottled at its highest proof ever, 107 proof. Master Distiller Emeritus Chris Morris and Master Taster Melissa Rift personally selected the 209 barrels that comprised this blend with aid from Assistant Master Distiller Caleb Trigo. The barrels themselves were matured in Warehouses G and L.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: The aroma of juicy orange rind, fresh leather, apricots, apples, and red peppers leap out of the glass at first. There’s some barrel char, milk chocolate, and tobacco leaf notes swirling in the mix, as well as some buttercream frosting and black pepper.

Palate: Pound cake, cinnamon, and red pepper flakes greet the palate at first as the rich liquid sizzles past the tip of your tongue. At midpalate, things pick up momentum with caramel, tamarind, and grilled mango skin. It’s an intriguing melange that works well, and before the transition to the finish begins, you pick up some of the ripe fruits from the nose with apricots and apples, accented by a touch of star anise.

Finish: There’s a nice, substantial flourish of flavor on the lingering finish, with vanilla and black pepper blending with sugar cookies for a balanced and sweet send-off.

Bottom Line:

What do I get for my Birthday (Bourbon)? Plenty of juicy fruit notes accompany restrained baking spices and some well-placed leather, which indicates this is a bourbon with substantial maturity. For its 24th Birthday Bourbon, Old Forester delivered an expression that proves the brand has fully come of age by upping the proof and unleashing a more comprehensive range of flavors than we’ve seen in previous years.

In short, this bourbon will make Old Forester fans’ wishes come true.

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When Will ‘Wizards Beyond Waverly Place’ With Selena Gomez Premiere?

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Bringing successful children’s shows back from the dead can be a rough situation. On the one hand, there are kids who turned into adults and want to revisit their favorite characters later in life. On the other hand, wouldn’t it be horrible to bring them back just to learn that they aren’t as fun as adults? Some people felt that way about Fuller House, but none of the other reboots had the star power of Selena Gomez, so maybe this time it will stick.

The Emmy-nominated Gomez will guest star in Wizards Beyond Waverly Place, a new sequel series that picks up years after Wizards of Waverly Place. The series first ran from 2007-2012 and helped launch Gomez into superstardom. The Only Murders star is only will only appear in the first episode of the eight episode series, but she acts as an executive producer. Disney Channel alums Raven Symone and Danielle Fishel served as directors on season one.

The series will focus on Justin (David Henrie) who gave up his powers at the conclusion of the original story. Alex (Gomez) enlists in Justin’s help to guide a young wizard while also juggling his mortal life and family.

The first two episodes will air on Disney Channel October 29 at 8 p.m. The full season will be available the next day on Disney+ and Disney Channel On Demand, for those of you who have cable.

Ahead of Wizards, Gomez will appear in season four of Hulu’s Only Murders In The Building alongside her other besties. Maybe those two guys will stumble onto Waverly Place at some point for some light crime solving.

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Drake Invokes Joe Budden As He Addresses All His Pouty-Lip Selfies In A Funny Instagram Post

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Drake is a somewhat active Instagram user, usually sharing at least a few posts a month. A common theme throughout them is the regular inclusion of selfies. Specifically, selfies in which Drake tends to go for a pouted-lip look. For his latest post, Drake has decided to have some fun with that fact.

The new gallery post includes a Drake mirror selfie, photos of Duke Dennis and Joe Budden, and two more Drake selfies. He captioned the post, “I’m not aware of my picture or mirror face it’s a curse from birth and I’m influenced by what I see.”

Budden has not been shy when it comes to commenting about Drake. In May, for example, he said of Drake and Kendrick Lamar’s feud, “The most important line in this battle starts to come true, which is [Lamar’s ‘Euphoria’ lyric] ‘It’s not just me. I’m what the culture is feeling.’ The industry is sending a clear-cut message that you have worn out your welcome. This is not a Kendrick just West Coast thing. They just went out and tapped [Kendrick] on the shoulder like, ‘Big dawg, help.’ This is not just coincidentally we are all mad at Drake’s success and we are acting out. This is bigger than that is all I’m saying.”

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Will A ‘Burn Notice’ Revival Happen?

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USA Network shows are having an extended moment. After the Summer of Suits led to a spin off in the works, the White Collar cast has begun to rally for their next turn as well. Meanwhile, Monk and Psych have already received film followups on Peacock, so perhaps it’s now an occasion for some Burn Notice momentum?

That’s what Evil Dead actor Bruce Campbell would prefer, and the series also received a little bump with a recent fixation in Rian Johnson’s Poker Face on Peacock. The subject has now arisen over a decade after the 2013 series finale, which ended a seven-season, 111-episode run for the Jeffrey Donovan-led series about a “burned” spy who finds himself in an endless caper while trying to recover his former life. Let’s circle back to what Campbell recently declared, including “it’s time” and more to Comic Book:

“There’s a bunch of perps in the world — international perps that are scumbags all around the world that still have to be dealt with. None of our cast is dead, either in real life of their characters. So you do a two-hour movie. I’m trying to lobby for these. They did it with Monk — it came back with a little two-hour movie. People want a little taste of it. Get ready for a taste of Burn Notice.”

So, would this be possible? Sure, but the process could be complicated. In 2023, Burn Notice creator Matt Nix struck what appears to be a fairly exclusive deal with Fox Entertainment, which could present bumps for him (even if he was interested) becoming involved again with a NBCUniversal property. That isn’t to say that Nix couldn’t somehow be involved in a smaller capacity, or Peacock could run in an entirely different creator direction, but that’s also assuming that a revival will happen, and that hasn’t been confirmed.

Interestingly enough, however, Burn Notice is not streaming on NBCUniversal’s Peacock, but the first six seasons can be found on Hulu. Perhaps if the streaming numbers rise, or the show lands on Netflix, Bruce Campbell could be closer to seeing his wish come true.

(Via Comic Book)

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Pharrell’s LEGO Movie ‘Piece By Piece’ Has A Vibrant New Poster Full Of Easter Eggs

In January, Focus Features announced Piece By Piece, “an unparalleled motion picture experience that captures the magic and brilliance of Pharrell Williams’ creative genius, one LEGO brick at a time.” The movie was directed by Morgan Neville, who won an Oscar for 20 Feet From Stardom, and Focus Features released the official trailer in June.

On Thursday, August 29, Pharrell posted a vibrant Piece By Piece poster packed with LEGO Minifigures. LEGO Kendrick Lamar wears his Crown Of Thorns. In LEGO, Daft Punk are no longer retired. LEGO Gwen Stefani resumes her No Doubt form. LEGO N.O.R.E. tips his “N.O.R.E.” cap.

The previously released trailer revealed that the movie will feature cameos by LEGO versions of Morgan Neville, Gwen Stefani, Kendrick Lamar, Timbaland, Justin Timberlake, Busta Rhymes, Jay-Z, and Snoop Dogg. Of course, Pharrell also took a break from scoring the Despicable Me franchise to provide new music for his own movie.

“Five years ago, Pharrell Williams approached me with the idea of helping him tell his story through LEGO animation,” Neville said in a statement provided in the original January announcement. “It was one of those rare moments where I knew in a second that this was a journey I wanted to go on. I’m grateful to our partners at Focus Features and at the LEGO Group for their belief in our crazy mission. We assembled an incredible team of creative collaborators to help make a new type of film. I can’t wait for people to see it.”

Pharrell added, “When I had this crazy vision to tell this story through LEGO bricks, I couldn’t have imagined a better partner than Morgan. He is a legend. Grateful that Focus wanted to collaborate with us, and I’m honored to share this with the world and bring people into my universe. Building with LEGO bricks encourages us to follow our imagination… who would’ve thought that playing with these toys as a kid would evolve into a movie about my life? It’s proof that anyone else can do it, too.”

Piece By Piece is exclusively in theaters on October 11. Find more information here.

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Is Linkin Park Reuniting?

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The 2017 death of Chester Bennington essentially spelled the end of Linkin Park. Lately, though, there have been some murmurs about the band potentially making a comeback.

Is Linkin Park Reuniting?

On August 24, the band launched a 100-hour countdown, although it wasn’t clear what the countdown was for. Then, on August 28, the countdown reached 0, at which point is just reset and starting counting up from 0 instead of down to it. Shortly after, the band posted on social media, “It’s only a matter of time…”

Now, we’ve reached a new step. Today (August 29), the band shared a cropped image of an “LP” logo and wrote, “Be part of something. September 5th. LinkinPark.com.” Currently, the band’s website does not offer any clarity.

While this has all been happening, it was rumored that Sum 41’s Deryck Whibley would be joining Linkin Park, as he had an announcement of his own set for the same day as the end of Linkin Park’s countdown.

It turned out to just be a coincidence, though, as he explained, “I feel the need to dispel some current rumours. It’s been brought to my attention that many people think I could be joining a reuniting band. But I just want to say, despite popular belief, I am not joining Oasis… or Linkin Park. Or any other band for that matter. I have my own ‘tour and book’ announcement that I will now move to the end of the week, ahead of our US tour. I do look forward to seeing whatever both these amazing bands do in the future.”

So, ultimately, it remains to be seen what will come of Linkin Park, but we’ll presumably know more on September 5.

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What To Watch For In College Football, Week 1

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The college football season has finally, fully, arrived. A week after a four-course Week 0 appetizer helped us warm up our college football watching muscles, Week 1 brings five straight days of action, starting on Thursday night and running through Monday night. We here at Uproxx love college football season dearly, and while the return of EA College Football helped scratch that itch over the last month and a half, we are extremely excited to have the real thing back in our lives.

Each week, we’ll bring you a look at the games we are most excited for, from marquee matchups to under the radar fun and even a best bet (or two).

The Game Of The Year (Of The Week): No. 23 USC vs. No. 13 LSU

The thing about the first week of the college football season is that we don’t actually know that much about the teams that are going out there, especially when they’re two teams like the Trojans and the Tigers, which have to replace the last two Heisman Trophy winners at QB and plenty of other talented players from two of the most dynamic offenses in America last season.

So, why is this here? Easy: Both of these teams are still, probably, going to put up a ton of points and yards, especially against a pair of defenses that have left something to be desired in recent years. Neither QB (Miller Moss for USC, Garrett Nussmeier for LSU) has an easy job in replacing Caleb Williams or Jayden Daniels, but they ended last season with a bang in their respective bowl games and are entering this season with some excitement. And if the Trojan defense hasn’t taken a far enough step forward after an abysmal showing last year, we’re going to see a good, old-fashioned shootout from the rip this season. It does suck that this is happening in Las Vegas on a neutral site and not in the Coliseum or Death Valley, but it still ought to be an awful lot of fun to watch.

Lock Into This One: No. 7 Notre Dame vs. No. 20 Texas A&M

This should be a legitimately fun game, as Notre Dame will bring one of the best defenses in the nation and an offense led by high-profile Duke transfer QB Riley Leonard into Kyle Field, where there is optimism following the firing of Jimbo Fisher (for A LOT of money) and hiring of Mike Elko, who coached Leonard at Duke and spent a year in 2017 as the defensive coordinator of the Fighting Irish. The question at A+M under Fisher was never, ever talent, but getting all the pieces into place, as nine starters return on both sides of the ball. Elko has only spent two years as a head coach, and it’s fair to wonder how he’ll handle the pressure cooker that is College Station, but he went 16-9 at Duke and can coach up a defense with the best of them. This game is going to be tense, and it should be a blast.

Under-The-Radar Banger: North Dakota State vs. Colorado

Listen, absolutely nothing about the Colorado football program under Deion Sanders can be classified as under-the-radar, I get that. At the same time: For some reason, someone thought it was a good idea for the Buffs to start their season by hosting North Dakota State, which went 11-4 and lost in the FCS semis in what can be classified as a down year for them. Colorado should win — for all their question marks on defense and in the trenches, Shedeur Sanders is quite good, while their skill position guys led by Travis Hunter are explosive — but if first-year head coach Tim Polasek has the Bison hit the ground running, this is going to be a legitimately fun football game.

Message Board Meltdown Game Of The Week: No. 19 Miami at Florida

One of the great things about college football is that a lot of fan bases are just one win away from proclaiming themselves title contenders and, at the exact same time, just one loss away from trying to fire their coach. Team message boards are always ready to smash that overreact button after each game, but especially when taking on a hated rival. Week 1 features an absolute banger in the 3:30 slate when Miami goes up the road to The Swamp to take on Florida, where a loss for either coach will put them on an extremely hot seat.

Mario Cristobal was supposed to resurrect the Canes, but they’ve gone 12-13 under the Miami alum and there is a ton of pressure to finally get into contention in the ACC (and for the Playoff) this season. The excuse has been that Cristobal’s best attribute is as a recruiter, but in Year 3 the talent upgrades from recruiting are supposed to show up. He also brought in Cam Ward to finally fill the quarterback hole that’s existed for, uh, 20 years now in Coral Gables, so a loss as a road favorite to Florida would be extremely damning for Mario.

On the other side is Billy Napier, who most Florida fans have already mentally fired. The Gators are still waiting for someone that can get them back to being a legit contender, but Napier hasn’t been able to get recruiting back to where it once was and his strength as a tactician has not shown up on the field as he’s gone 11-14 in his first two years at the helm. The Gators have, by just about any metric, the hardest schedule in college football this season and are projected to win 4 games. That would assuredly get Napier the boot, and if he’s going to save his job, a win at home over Miami is an absolute must. In either case, someone’s message boards are gonna be heating up around 7 p.m. ET on Saturday, and I personally cannot wait for this game that figures to be funny no matter the outcome as a neutral observer.

Who Won The Heisman Last Week?: Jamal Haynes, RB, Georgia Tech

Week 0 didn’t feature any of the Heisman frontrunners and none of the quarterbacks really popped, but Georgia Tech running back Jamal Haynes was the standout of the week. He only toted the rock 11 times but piled up 75 yards and two touchdowns to lead the Yellow Jackets to the stunning upset of Florida State. In the words of Tech coach Brent Key, run the baaawwwwlllll.

Best Bet: Georgia State +21.5

Georgia Tech was great last week against Florida State, putting their full game-planning might into Week 0 to get a huge win in Ireland against a top 10 team in what was one of their biggest games of the year. A week later, they have to fly back across the pond after a huge emotional win and face a Georgia State team that will be putting everything they can into playing their crosstown foes. I think this is a letdown spot for the Yellow Jackets against a Panthers squad that will be treating this like their Super Bowl. Three touchdowns is a lot for a Tech team that wants to run the dang ball, and I think the Panthers can keep this thing inside that number as they throw everything at the wall trying to pull off the program’s second major upset (remember, they went into Knoxville and took down Tennessee a few years ago).

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When Does ‘Jurassic World Rebirth’ Take Place In The Dino-Human Timeline?

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Chris Pratt might have moved on from his dinosaur days for a quiet life of plumbing-related adventures, but that doesn’t mean the dinosaurs have moved on from the humans. The new Jurassic World movie is currently shaping up to bring the franchise back to the screen with a whole new set of unsuspecting humans who have no idea how to deal with dinosaurs.

Jurassic World: Rebirth is the upcoming continuation of the franchise. The film will pick up five years following the events of Jurassic World Dominion when “the planet’s ecology has proven largely inhospitable to dinosaurs.” This makes cohabitating with the creatures pretty tough. But, like the rest of the movies in the franchise, we know that life always finds a way!

The synopsis continues: “Those remaining exist in isolated equatorial environments with climates resembling the one in which they once thrived. The three most colossal creatures within that tropical biosphere hold the key to a drug that will bring miraculous life-saving benefits to humankind.” The official Jurassic World social media accounts shared some images of the upcoming film.

Universal has also given some backstory to the new group of dino hunters. Jurassic superfan Scarlett Johansson plays a covert operation expert, Zora Bennett, who has been hired to lead the team extracting DNA from a group of dangerous dinos. Mahershala Ali plays Zora’s partner Duncan, while Jonathan Bailey plays a paleontologist named Henry. The group encounter a crew of civilians who are stranded after their boat was capsized due to dinosaur activity and they are forced to come “face-to-face with a sinister, shocking discovery that’s been hidden from the world for decades.”

If we can keep this up, maybe Godzilla, Kong and a T-Rex will all meet up to take on a Xenomorph or something. Just to see what happens!

Jurassic World Rebirth is scheduled to premiere on July 2, 2025.