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‘Sweetpea’: Everything To Know So Far About Ella Purnell’s Killer Role In A Seriously Dark Comedy Series (Sept. 2024 Update)

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Current reigning video-game show queen Ella Purnell’s profile has been rising since Showtime’s Yellowjackets took off, but this wasn’t her first TV role. She previously shone in two seasons of Starz’ Sweetbitter (The Bear fans would love it) and has since hit star status with her performance as another survivor on Prime Video/Amazon’s Fallout. Since that show landed a speedy renewal and brought in both ratings and accolades, the TV gods decided to resurrect a Purnell series that came together years ago but never saw the light of day.

Sweetpea was filmed in 2020 as a Sky-produced TV series that has been rescued by Starz, so let’s talk about the dark comedy to come:

Plot

Purnell previously told UPROXX that she is fascinated by and feels “lucky enough to get to explore survival as a theme in my work,” but with Sweetpea, she explores death in a different way. That would be an updated version of Heathers mixed with Bridget Jones and topped off with a hefty dose of (and this is the overriding Internet take) Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.

The series is described by Starz as a “coming-of-rage” story that is based upon C.J. Skuse’s same-named novel, in which Rhiannon (Purnell) has grown frustrated at being ignored in life, so she develops a new killer pastime after losing control and loving how it makes her feel. From the synopsis:

Rhiannon Lewis doesn’t make much of an impression – people walk past her in the street without a second glance. She’s continually overlooked for a promotion at work, the guy she likes won’t commit, and her dad is really, really sick. So far, so sh*t. Then everything in her life turns upside down. Rhiannon is pushed over the edge, and loses control. Suddenly the wallflower is gone, and in its place is a young woman capable of anything… Rhiannon’s life transforms as she steps into a new, intoxicating power, but can she keep her killer secret?

The darkly comedic tone of the series is apparent in the trailer, and if Purnell’s character name sounds familiar (and it will to 1970s Fleetwood Mac fans), rest assured that the moniker did not arrive by chance. Skuse admitted that the main character went by a different name that shifted to Rhiannon after the author listened to Stevie Nicks’ lyrics, and something clicked.

By the way, Nicks did write that song about a witch after reading Mary Leader’s 1972 book, Triad: A Novel of the Supernatural, although Starz has remained close-lipped on whether anything supernatural is afoot in this series. There is, however, a bit of a haunted feeling in Rhiannon’s psyche, so it’s not terribly surprising that the trailer shows her outlining a Kill List.

Cast

In addition to Purnell, Sweetpea stars Leah Harvey, Jessica Brindle, Tim Samuels, Lucy Heath, Dino Kelly, and Elliot Cable.

Release Date

Starz will debut the six-part series on October 10, which sure isn’t 2020, but we are lucky to see it now.

Trailer

Sit down for this one:

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Travis Scott Shows Off His Hometown In The Frenetic ‘Mo City Flexologist’ Video

It’s not often that a ten-year-old mixtape can come back with as much impact as Days Before Rodeo. Travis Scott‘s breakout 2014 mixtape was recently re-released for streaming and despite its age, has had an outsized effect on the charts.

It also provided Scott an opportunity to go back and release music videos for his favorite songs from the project with the resources he’s accumulated since then — for instance, “Mo City Flexologist,” which is an ode to the Houston suburb Travis grew up in, Missouri City. While he certainly could have gone all-out with the new visual, though, Travis opts to keep things looking homemade and low-fi, mixing in shots of his old high school with shots showing off the cityscape and archival news footage of coverage of his accomplishments. There are even some old black-and-white cartoons thrown in, along with a cameo from the Compton Cowboys.

Despite the success of Days Before Rodeo in its streaming debut, Travis said he’s already back in album mode working on the follow-up to his hit 2023 album Utopia, for which he wrapping up the international legs of his Circus Maximus Tour in the next month.

You can watch Travis Scott’s ‘Mo City Flexologist’ video above.

Days Before Rodeo is out now via Cactus Jack Records and Epic Records.

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NBA Ref James Williams Made ‘Ball Does Lie’ Shirts: ‘That Ball Lie Every Day’

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One of the great lines in NBA history is Rasheed Wallace’s “Ball Don’t Lie.” It has become the favorite response of players to a missed free throw after a call they think the referees got wrong — Sheed used to yell it so loudly he would occasionally get a T tacked on by the refs.

While it’s become a beloved refrain from players, the truth is the ball lies a fair amount — both in made free throws after bad calls and in missed free throws after good ones. For one NBA referee, James Williams aka Gucci Ref, he’s decided to make a stand for referees by creating t-shirts that say “Ball Does Lie,” explaining in a video “that ball lie every day.”

We don’t often see referees taking a stand like this, but as Williams notes, he wanted to make something for all the refs out there who want to talk a little smack on the floor. Refs hear it from players all the time (sometimes deserved, sometimes not), and the man players simply call “Gucci” for his resemblance to the Atlanta rapper wants to fight back a little bit and have some fun. I doubt this will catch on too much with fans, but I have no doubt this will be a hit with fellow refs.

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Sydney Sweeney Enjoys Scaring Friends And Strangers With Her Own Blood-Covered Face From ‘Immaculate’

If Sydney Sweeney is looking for a Halloween costume, and Party City is all of out of Minions outfits, she can always go as herself. The Euphoria actress sat down with Vogue for a video interview where she showed off the contents of her ludicrously capacious bag. There’s gum, a book, and a wallet full of unused gift cards (“We got BJ’s [Brewhouse] for Pizookies, ’cause I love Pizookies”). You know, the usual stuff — with the exception of one of those head-on-a-stick fans of her own blood-splattered face from Immaculate.

“An old picture of me. Sometimes I like to surprise my friends and just say, ‘What’s up’? Or I’m driving and someone’s like honking at me and I’ll turn,” she said while putting the fan in front of her blood-free face.

Sweeney got hers from the premiere of Neon’s acclaimed indie horror film, and “my team and I thought these were hilarious, so we took a bunch and we have a group chat where they’ll just like take pictures and send it to each other at random jump scare moments. So I have one in my car now.”

No wonder Sweeney builds cars: she keeps crashing hers after covering her face while driving.

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You can watch the Vogue video here or above.

Immaculate is streaming now on Hulu.

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TikTok Has A Music Streaming Music App, ICYMI, But It’s Shutting Down After Just Over A Year

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People not from a select few parts of the world might not know this, but TikTok has a streaming music app: TikTok Music launched in July 2023 and is currently available in Australia, Brazil, Indonesia, Mexico, and Singapore. If you’re a user of the platform, enjoy it while it lasts: TikTok announced today (September 24) that TikTok Music will shut down on on November 28, just over a year after its launch.

TikTok Music shared an announcement online, reading in part, “Dear users, We are sorry to inform you that TikTok Music will be closing on November 28, 2024. After this date, access to TikTok Music, including login, subscriptions, and all other functionalities, will no longer be available.”

It goes on to encourage users to transfer their playlists to other platforms by October 28, and to request refunds by November 28. The TikTok Music website has more instructions.

Ole Obermann, TikTok’s global head of music business development, said in a statement (as Billboard reports), “Our Add to Music App feature has already enabled hundreds of millions of track saves to playlists on partner music streaming services. We will be closing TikTok Music at the end of November in order to focus on our goal of furthering TikTok’s role in driving even greater music listening and value on music streaming services, for the benefit of artists, songwriters and the industry.”

At the time of TikTok Music’s launch in 2023, Obermann hailed the platform as “a new kind of service that combines the power of music discovery on TikTok with a best-in-class streaming service.”

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Future’s NSFW ‘Teflon Don’ Video Is An Unintentional PSA For Anti-Overdose Medications

Future’s NSFW new video for “Teflon Don” cheekily references the Atlanta rapper’s past preoccupation with pills with references to anti-overdose medications. Throughout the video, Future raps the Mixtape Pluto standout while flanked with stock cars wrapped in blown-up drug info labels for Suboxone and Narcan — two drugs designed to help treat opioid addiction or its consequences. Some of the cars are also wrapped with blown-up black-and-white photos of nude women from old gentleman’s magazines.

Ironically, Future admitted in a 2019 interview that he’d given up drinking lean and popping prescription pills, but that he didn’t stop rapping about them for fear of disappointing fans who’d become accustomed to his substance abuse subject matter. He even expressed dismay at the idea that it was those lyrics that inspired his WRLD On Drugs collaborator Juice WRLD to first try combining codeine and soda pop. Still, that hasn’t stopped Future from rapping about those subjects, such as on his Save Me standout, “Xanax Damage” — although more recent releases such as I Never Liked You and We Don’t Trust You shifted focus to his toxic approach to romance rather than his fascination with getting high.

You can watch the video for “Teflon Don” above.

Mixtape Pluto is out now via Epic/Freebandz.

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Margot Robbie’s Post-‘Barbie’ Plan Is Beginning To Take Shape

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How do you follow-up the biggest movie of your career? If you’re Margot Robbie, we’re beginning to find out.

It was a mere 14 months ago that Barbie depleted the world’s supply of pink on its way to becoming the 15th highest-grossing film of all-time, with a $1.4 billion total at the box office. Since then, the film’s star, producer, and greatest champion has gone off the radar — partially because she and husband / LuckyChap Entertainment producing partner Tom Ackerley are expecting their first child (congrats!), but it’s also a calculated move on Robbie’s part.

After months of promotion of Barbie, including recreating the doll’s most iconic outfits during the press tour, Robbie was asked by Deadline about whether she planned on taking a break from the spotlight. “[I] think everyone’s probably sick of the sight of me for now,” she answered. “I should probably disappear from screens for a while. Honestly, if I did another movie too soon, people would say, ‘Her again? We just did a whole summer with her. We’re over it.’ I don’t know what I’ll do next, but I hope it’s a little while away.”

Well, it’s been a little while, and Robbie has been busy planning what’s next.

First up, she has A Big Bold Beautiful Journey, the new project from Columbus and After Yang director Kogonada. The film is described as “an original tale of two strangers and the extraordinary emotional journey that connects them,” with the strangers being played by Robbie and Colin Farrell (the impressive cast also includes Lily Rabe, Jodie Turner-Smith, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Hamish Linklater, and Billy Magnussen). Not much else is known about the “female-focused” A Big Bold Beautiful Journey, other than Robbie has a new look and it comes out on May 9, 2025, Mother’s Day weekend.

Robbie will go on a different kind of journey in Wuthering Heights. She was cast as Catherine Earnshaw to Jacob Elordi’s Heathcliff (not the cat) in the adaptation of the classic Emily Brontë novel from writer and director Emerald Fennell in her follow-up to Saltburn. And just like with Saltburn and Fennell’s Oscar-winning directorial debut, Promising Young Woman, Robbie is producing the film through her production company, LuckyChap Entertainment.

That’s where much of Robbie’s attention is these days. To return to the Deadline interview from above, she called producing a “24/7” job, in which “we don’t get a break.” Outside of Wuthering Heights and the recently released My Old Ass, LuckyChap is behind a number of upcoming titles, including the following:

Avengelyne, based on the character from Deadpool co-creator Rob Liefeld

– Olivia Wilde’s Christmas comedy Naughty

Sirens, a dark comedy limited series picked up by Netflix from Maid creator Molly Smith Metzler that’s about “women, power and class”

– A Tank Girl reboot

– An adaptation of the acclaimed novel My Year of Rest and Relaxation, possibly directed by Yorgos Lanthimos

– Movies based on video game The Sims and board game Monopoly (hey, it worked for Barbie)

Not all of LuckyChap’s previously announced films will see the light of the day (I’m rooting for you, Big Thunder Mountain!), and that’s probably keeping the founders up at night. But Robbie is up for the challenge, especially if it means more opportunities for female filmmakers, writers, and producers. “We set out to break barriers with and for female talent, and if it isn’t a project that could potentially do that, then it’s not a project for us,” she said earlier this year.

Robbie doesn’t control the railways or the flow of commerce, but she does have a large influence on Hollywood, and she’s using the massive blank check that Barbie provided her to make the movies she wants to see. Her job isn’t beach. It’s actor, producer, mogul.

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Caitlin Clark Can’t Believe People Really Think DiJonai Carrington Poked Her In The Eye On Purpose

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The Indiana Fever will be facing elimination on Wednesday night in Connecticut, as they dropped Game 1 of their best-of-3 first round series with the Sun in lopsided fashion on Sunday afternoon. The Sun gave the Fever fits with their defense, and Indiana went ice-cold from beyond the arc (6-of-28 from three) in a 24-point loss.

Internally, the focus for the Fever has to be how to get Caitlin Clark and Kelsey Mitchell back into the rhythm that saw them dominate the second half of the season to get the 6-seed. Those two combined to go 4-of-23 from deep and have to crack the code of Connecticut’s length and pressure on the perimeter if they’re going to force a Game 3 in Indiana. However, on the outside, some have focused on a play that happened early in the game in which Clark got poked in the eye after making a pass, as DiJonai Carrington’s follow through as she reached for the ball saw her catch Clark in the eye.

It was, pretty clearly, an inadvertent poke, but as is the case with everything involving Caitlin Clark, some have opted to make it a much bigger deal. Most notably, the LA Times ran a post on it highlighting how earlier in the season Carrington had mocked Clark for flopping, insinuating this was something intentional and drumming up some outrage.

On Tuesday, Clark was asked about the incident and those that think it was intentional and laughed at the idea it was anything malicious or purposeful.

This has, unfortunately, been a regular occurrence this season for Clark, as she has had to answer questions about a certain subset of her fans overreacting and at times crossing a line with other players throughout her rookie season. As always, she handles it extremely well, whether it’s about an eye poke or how she’s been used as a proxy in a larger culture war, but it would certainly be better if everyone could just be normal about things that happen with her on the court.

Carrington was also asked about the play and likewise laughed off the idea there was anything intentional about it, explaining she was making a play on the ball and accidentally caught Clark with one of her fingers.

It is sadly not the first time this has happened, as we went through a whole round of discourse after an early season foul by Chennedy Carter led to some insane takes that Clark was dismayed by — and Colin Cowherd, of all people, being the voice of reason. This time, at least, the conversation was not as loud (it wasn’t leading TV talk shows) but that’s partially because it’s a truly egregious reach to try and paint this as anything more than an unfortunate accident that sometimes happens on the basketball court.

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How Much Will Selena Gomez Appear In ‘Wizards Beyond Waverly Place’?

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Post Barney and long before Only Murders In The Building (and that first acting Emmy nomination), Selena Gomez became a household name while starring in four seasons of Disney Channel’s Wizards Of Waverly Place as smart-aleck sibling Alex Russo. Somewhere in between, she also bested Adam Sandler on the red carpet, but on a more serious note, Selena previously lamented losing touch with her Wizards co-stars after rising to global superstar status, and now, she’s making up for lost time by helping to launch the revival series, Wizards Beyond Waverly Place.

How big is Selena’s updated role as Alex Russo? Not too terribly huge. She is, after all, in the midst of her own incredibly busy acting career, which could yield an Oscar nomination for her Emilia Pérez performance, and Only Murders was renewed by Hulu for a fifth season of murder-comedy shenanigans.

Still, expect to see Selena in the series premiere alongside David Henrie, who portrays older brother Justin Russo, this fall on Disney Channel and Disney+. From the show’s synopsis:

The series follows an adult Justin Russo, who has chosen to lead a normal, mortal life with his family, Giada, Roman and Milo. When Justin’s sister Alex brings Billie to his home seeking help, Justin realizes he must dust off his magical skills to mentor the wizard-in-training while also juggling his everyday responsibilities — and safeguarding the future of the Wizard World.

Wizards Beyond Waverly Place co-stars Janice LeAnn Brown, Alkaio Thiele, Taylor Cora, Mimi Gianopulos,and Max Matenko. The series lands on Disney channel on October 29 and Disney+ on October 30. Take a peek at Selena’s guest appearance (she is also executive producing) here:

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Every Bright Eyes Studio Album, Ranked

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Unlike Bright Eyes albums, I’m gonna try to keep the intro short and just get right into the action.

With the release of Five Dice, All Threes, Conor Oberst’s discography now spans nearly 30 years. Or, from 1995’s “The Invisible Gardener” to Five Dice closer “Tin Soldier Boy,” Oberst triples in age. In that time, Oberst has been a confounding, charismatic and always restless songwriter, the cover shot of his 2008 solo album notwithstanding. On the same day in 2005, he released the timeless indie wedding staple “First Day Of My Life” and the self-explanatory, self-exculpatory f*ckboy manifesto “Take It Easy (Love Nothing).” Within a few minutes of Lifted, he’s too depressed to get out of bed, ready to take on the world, welcoming the apocalypse, but not before getting in one last night of drunken camaraderie. It’s a lot, and that’s not even including his solo work, the caustic agit-punk of Desaparecidos, the wooly Americana of Mystic Valley Band, his Phoebe Bridgers collaboration Better Oblivion Community Center, the Millennial Wilburys of Monsters Of Folk and countless Saddle Creek splits and side projects.

While most of that music is worth seeking out, it’s also not Bright Eyes, Oberst’s most popular project and the one that best encompasses his many, mercurial moods. For reasons that will soon be apparent, I can’t call this a ranking of his albums from worst to best in good conscience. But I can say they’re in order of my least favorite to favorite. So can I get a g*ddamn timpani roll? To start this g*ddamn list?

11. A Christmas Album (2002)

Sadly, not a Bright Eyes album about Christmas, with Read Music/Speak Spanish-era Conor Oberst going off on the emptiness of consumerism. Also, not Lifted-era Conor Oberst extending Yuletide classics to seven minutes with timpani rolls and doomsaying strings. Rather, quite literally a “Bright Eyes Christmas Album,” but one that nails a sort of frosted-over, The Holdovers-esque ambience where a bunch of kids try to make the best of being stranded during the holidays.

10. A Collection Of Songs Written And Recorded 1995-1997 (1998)

Surely, people who stumbled across Saddle Creek’s nineteenth release in January 1998 were happy to grade on a curve, or saw Oberst as something of a novelty — he’s 15 and writing songs with names like “The Awful Sweetness Of Escaping Sweat”! He’s from Omaha! Not all of the songs on this nearly-70-minute compilation are good, and in fact, some are borderline unlistenable, an opinion that Conor Oberst himself holds. Yet, in its unruly, very mid-’90s DIY indie sprawl, most of what constituted the core of Bright Eyes music had already been established: the volcanic emoting, the five-dollar words spilling out of overstuffed melodies, the bandcamp-in-a-basement orchestration.

On the off chance that someone reading this has never heard Bright Eyes and never heard of Bright Eyes before, I’d recommend they start here. And also, hit me up with your review — I’d love to hear from someone who hasn’t evaluated the output of a 15-to-17-year-old Conor Oberst relative to what came ten months later on Letting Off The Happiness.

9. I’m Wide Awake, It’s Morning (2005)

I imagine there’s a demographic of people who’d also rank I’m Wide Awake, It’s Morning this low, maybe women between the ages of 35 and 45 who were subject to dozens of boys in college and/or grad school trying to impress them by playing “First Day Of My Life” on acoustic guitar. But this demographic is dwarfed by the one that would immediately put it right at the top. After all, this is the most popular and most critically acclaimed Bright Eyes album, the only that Apple Music calls “essential.” The one that followed him sharing a stage with Michael Stipe and Bruce Springsteen during a MoveOn.Org event in 2004 and ostensibly made good on the “next Dylan!” hype. And the last reason is exactly why I cannot stand I’m Wide Awake, It’s Morning: it’s the album where Conor Oberst stopped being the First Conor Oberst and tried to be someone else.

I don’t blame him for wanting to escape the Myth of Conor Oberst, but that describes most of his work after 2005. Rather, Oberst rummaged through the boomer canon for pandering playacting — it’s his “New York” album. It’s his “political folk album.” He commissioned harmonies from Emmylou Harris, as if her credibility in this realm would transfer by osmosis. When I hear “Landlocked Blues,” I think of the dudes you see on Rap Twitter talking about how, I dunno, they won’t take 21 Savage or Playboi Carti seriously until they rap over soul beats.

The weird thing about I’m Wide Awake is that everything that people dismissed about Oberst on earlier albums — expressing emotion almost entirely through a quavering pitch, the overblown and undercooked politics — were laid bare rather than being matched by Lifted‘s grandiosity or the righteous rage of Desaparecidos’ Read Music/Speak Spanish. Praise for I’m Wide Awake was typically prefaced by some variation of “the Bright Eyes album for people who don’t like Bright Eyes.” I couldn’t agree more.

8. Down In The Weeds, Where The World Once Was (2020)

The first Bright Eyes album in nine years was likely going to be a “return to form” by default. And Down In The Weeds, Where The World Once Was did not disappoint on that front, doing buffet-style fan service that encompassed the past 20 years: there was Cassadaga-esque psych-pop (“Mariana Trench”), the hauntology of Digital Ash (“One And Done”), inscrutable word puzzles a la The People’s Key (“Persona Non Grata”) and Lifted stein-swinging (“Dance & Sing”). Plus, you know, Flea playing slap bass and the drummer from Mars Volta, because 2020 Conor Oberst is in much different group chats than he was in the aughts. And then, after years of (understandably) avoiding the press, there was the surprisingly exhaustive interview circuit that Oberst endured, hitting the same points ad nauseum about climate apocalypse, divorce, and the passing of his brother.

And yet, the subject matter reveals how Down In The Weeds fell short on a true “return to form,” because… well, imagine Fevers And Mirrors-era Oberst getting a crack at these topics. Instead, Down In The Weeds was “accomplished” and “professional,” rather than truly overwhelming, an unexpected source of comfort food at a time where quarantine felt like it might never end.

7. Cassadaga (2007)

A personal favorite of my Indiecast co-host and fellow Bright Eyes listmaker Steven Hyden, and I get it: Cassadaga is probably the most “porch music” album they’ve ever made. “Four Winds” and “If The Brakeman Turns My Way” boast robust, heartland rock choruses, the production is slick and string-laden, reflecting the status of a band who will debut in Billboard‘s top 5, and Conor Oberst tries to defy his image with a newfound interest in spirituality and vaguely Eastern percussion, a la No Code. Plus the cover really does look like a ’70s Grateful Dead joint.

Anecdotally, Cassadaga is “the most underrated Bright Eyes album,” and it’s an opinion I see so often that it can’t totally be true: For all of its charms, the politics grew ever heavy-handed despite the music’s lighter touch and “Soul Singer In A Session Band” is somehow more smug than Oberst claiming on “Bowl Of Oranges” that he has magical healing powers. A fascinating, flawed fork in the Bright Eyes catalog, but still the one that sounds best at a barbecue.

6. Five Dice, All Threes (2024)

Elvis Costello once quipped that you get 20 years to write your debut album and six months to write your second, and it’s been used ever since to explain “the sophomore slump,” “the darker, more introspective follow-up,” or the Max Power-esque “more of the same, but faster” mindset that gave us Room and Fire or Antics. Yet, that adage gets flipped whenever I talk to a band about their comeback album — they tend to be way more excited about the next one, even if it isn’t written yet, because they know it’ll take far less time to get done.

Five Dice, All Threes is only a quickie turnaround by latter-day Bright Eyes standards, but it nonetheless feels more urgent, more organic, more fun than Down In The Weeds, Where the World Once Was. The galloping strums and distorted acoustics of “El Capitan” and “Rainbow Overpass” prove that Bright Eyes is still a Saddle Creek band in spirit, if not in name, while “I’d never thought I’d see 45 / how is it that I’m still alive,” proves that he can still set an album’s narrative with a single line (especially since he isn’t 45 just yet). No longer burdened by any particular agenda, Five Dice, All Threes is perhaps the first Bright Eyes album that simply aspired to be “the new Bright Eyes album” and is all the better for it.

5. Digital Ash In A Digital Urn (2005)

While it’s not necessary to overrate Digital Ash In A Digital Urn to make a point about I’m Wide Awake, It’s Morning, these companion albums had similar aims and inverse strengths: since Lifted couldn’t possibly be topped by doing more of the same, Conor Oberst made smaller, sensible genre albums that would inevitably be described as “his most focused yet.” But rather than emulating the past masters to which he had already been compared and shearing off his more unflattering lyrical turns, Bright Eyes went for a gothic, synth-pop makeover that recognized “Lover I Don’t Have To Love” as the fan favorite from Lifted.

I suppose I’m telling on myself when I say prefer Oberst’s bleak, hermetic songs about substance abuse and cheap sex feel over his Greenwich Village cosplay, but “Hit The Switch” and “Down In The Rabbit Hole” are more interesting and more idiosyncratic than “Lua,” even if I can’t prove they’re more honest.

4. The People’s Key (2011)

A four-year gap between proper LPs once would’ve been unimaginable for Conor Oberst, but after Cassadaga, he got the sense that people were about as tired of Bright Eyes as he was. And so by the time they returned — and I do mean they, as Oberst truly considered him, Mike Mogis, and Nate Walcott as a democracy — The People’s Key was as distant from Bright Eyes 1.0 as anything could be while centering Oberst’s voice. To the same degree Cassadaga bulked up I’m Wide Awake‘s rabble-rousing folk-rock, The People’s Key detoxed Digital Ash and brought out the striving, New Wave synth-pop at its core. “Shell Games” and “Jejune Stars” make for some of the most outright catchy Bright Eyes singles, yet due to Oberst’s pan-religious musings — on AI and Rastafarianism and lizard people — The People’s Key earned the reputation as the band’s most impenetrable work; not for nothing is the first song called “Firewall.”

And yet, this is the album I find myself returning to most often these days, if not loving or even enjoying more than the albums that rank higher on this list. Oberst (or more accurately, the Faint’s Todd Fink playing Conor Oberst) once claimed that he liked to feel the burn of the audience’s eyes when he revealed his darkest secrets; ten years later, he learned to appreciate the chill when he withholds.

3. Letting Off The Happiness (1998)

There’s the type of person who will loudly profess their preference of Isn’t Everything over Loveless, On Avery Island over In The Aeroplane Over The Sea, De Stijl over White Blood Cells, Burial over Untrue… you get the picture. Maybe there’s some classic contrarianism, but there’s something to be said about the thrill of genius in chrysalis, the sense that an artist is coming to grips with the potency of their powers, if not their full scope. Such is the case with Letting Off the Happiness, which is both light years away from his raw, early work and still a classic “album before The Album” — a hint of greater things to come, yet fully formed in its own right.

2. Lifted Or The Story Is In The Soil, Keep Your Ear To The Ground (2002)

Let me set the scene for you: it’s August 2002 and I’m 22 years old, living with my parents after finishing college, with no real distinction and no real long-term prospects. I have recently been fired from the kind of summer job which, frankly, nobody should manage to get fired from. I have absolutely no idea what I want to do with my life, but in the short-term, I have the new 73-minute Bright Eyes CD, a case of Yuengling, and NCAA Football 03 Dynasty Mode. Even as a hardcore Bright Eyes acolyte at the time, I’m still blown away by how much “Method Acting” and “You Will. You? Will. You? Will. You? Will.” speak to my experience, or at least the experience I’m imagining in my head. Eventually, I get to “Nothing Gets Crossed Out,” wherein Conor Oberst, also 22 years old, admits that he just wants someone to walk in front, and he’ll follow the leader. That working on the record seems pointless now. That one day, maybe, he’ll get to where he’s going. He’s been called a genius in mainstream publications and is less than a year away from dating Winona Ryder. And the only thing he really wants to do is get drunk with Tim Kasher.

I tend to get extremely cynical when music critics talk about how they cried over certain songs or while they were writing about a certain album, because A: I don’t really believe it, and B: show, don’t tell! But I’m going to be a hypocrite and tell you that I have never cried more profusely over any piece of art than “Nothing Gets Crossed Out.” I had never felt more seen in my entire life and to this day, I can’t listen to it around other people or if I’m on my way to work. It just reflexively turns on the waterworks and I am back in my parents’ basement, wondering if everything good in my life has already happened.

There are plenty of moments on Lifted that come awfully close to matching “Nothing Gets Crossed Out” — “this method acting, I call it living,” “I’ll start drinking like the way I drank before, and I just won’t have a future anymore,” the end the orchestral hip-hop thump of “Lover I Don’t Have To Love,” the feverish Bob Dylan Thomas purge of “Let’s Not Sh*t Ourselves.” 22 years later, I have enough distance to not subject myself to the interminable “Big Picture” or the Irish brogue he takes on to inject some scare-quotes “authenticity” into “Waste Of Paint,” or the “god saves gas prices” verse of the otherwise phenomenal “Don’t Know When But A Day’s Gonna Come” that I’m 99.9 percent positive wasn’t on the original CD. And yet, when I fast-forward through these moments, Lifted somehow becomes diminished. You gotta take the highest highs with the lowest lows to really get the full experience of Bright Eyes’ most extra album.

1. Fevers And Mirrors (2000)

I feel like we’ve got a pretty good idea of how 2024 will be presented a few months from now – Brat Summer, the whole Cindy Lee Thing, the rise of Chappell Roan, dudes rock and the Pop Girlies changing of the guard. And maybe that’s how we’ll still remember 2024 in a decade. But the more effort you spend framing a narrative in real time, the easier it is to lose sight of the bigger picture. As we speak, there are surely some teenage artists speaking directly to other teenagers in ways they’ve never been spoken to before, far out of sight from the mainstream, or to much confusion or credulity from the critics who do engage — and they will be the ones rewriting history and browbeating their elders for not getting it.

So let’s talk about the synth line in the chorus of Bright Eyes’ “The Calendar Hung Itself…” I had never heard Bright Eyes before and I first encountered Fevers And Mirrors in a manner that will burnish my authenticity on the subject and also embarrass me. Some time in 2000, I tagged along with a couple who were driving to see a Dashboard Confessional show, and I was less excited to see Dashboard Confessional than I was to spend time with the woman who lent me her copy of The Places You Have Come To Fear The Most. You know, she just happened to have a boyfriend and all, who was driving. In the midst of hours upon hours of hopelessly pining, she put on Fevers And Mirrors and… at the risk of overstatement, it’s a moment that changed the trajectory of my life. I had no real concept of emo or Saddle Creek or even Jeff Mangum, the artist to whom Conor Oberst was most often compared by that point. Rather, the layering of a shrieking G-funk keyboard over nervy, distorted acoustic strums, while a guy my age quivered helplessly about lust and vengeance and self-loathing and ego… this was it. The atom was split. This was the music I had been waiting for my whole life, to explain what I was feeling at that moment and, frankly, most others throughout college.

I’d soon find moments on Fevers And Mirrors that felt nearly as compelling — those spooky keyboards on “Something Vague,” the frigid cornfield ambience of “Arienette,” Oberst yelling “THIS ISN’T HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING” over plinking piano. I always thought the “interview” at the end of “An Attempt To Tip The Scales” was hilarious, even if I thought it was meant to be ironic and not outright fake, with the Faint’s Todd Fink playing the role of Conor Oberst. But the fact that the original Pitchfork review did think it was real and in astonishingly poor taste just sealed the deal for me. Of course they wouldn’t get it. Twelve years later, I was literally and figuratively settling the score. Most likely while laughing off whatever the next Bright Eyes was going to be.

I have to ask myself, who is this list really for? Hardcore Bright Eyes fans looking to compare notes? Teenagers who haven’t heard Bright Eyes and are looking for a place to start? People in my age group who’ve been Bright Eyes skeptics their entire lives? If the latter was the case, I don’t think I’d put Fevers And Mirrors at No. 1, since so much of that record’s power (and really, the peak of Bright Eyes) lies in its validation of a specific worldview, one to which people lose their access once a crush or a sh*tty day at school no longer becomes the sort of thing an entire concept album can be built around. Once you stop relating to a song called “The Center Of The World.” I don’t know if I get too much new out of Fevers And Mirrors when I listen to it now, but that doesn’t diminish its power to take me there, the same way that adolescent classics like Violent Femmes or Weezer’s The Blue Album do. Maybe it’s a record that gets one shot at you, but it doesn’t miss.