In a Wall Street Journal op-ed from March, former-White House senior advisor and Slender Man body double Jared Kushner declared an end to the conflict in the Middle East. “We are witnessing the last vestiges of what has been known as the Arab-Israeli conflict,” he wrote. Guess it’s time to unfurl the “Mission Accomplished” banner.
As the conflict continues to escalate between Israel and Palestine, including Israel launching deadly airstrikes against Gaza, many on Twitter are mocking Kushner for “bringing peace” to the Middle East. “The one positive thing to come out of the Trump administration was Kushner’s brilliance in bringing peace to the Middle East,” director Rob Reiner tweeted, while comedian Nell Scovell added, “Late tonight, while Jared is asleep, Ivanka will slip into the kitchen and quietly remove the ‘I Brought Peace to the Middle East’ mug that she bought him last Chanukah.”
Kushner, who was put in charge of brokering peace in the Israeli–Palestinian conflict by his father-in-law despite no previous foreign relations experience, recently founded “an organization called the Abraham Accords Institute for Peace to work on deepening the normalization agreements he helped strike between Israel and Arab countries,” according to Axios.
Kushner is also writing a book “about his experience in helping broker the deals,” which assuredly won’t mention the “between $172 million and $640 million” he and wife Ivanka Trump made while working in the White House. He’s too busy with all that peace.
Ivanka Trump gained 41 trademarks in China including coffins plus voting machines, Jared Kushner used the White House to find debt loaners for himself, and both made $640 million while “working” in daddy Trump’s administration.
It was never about peace in the Middle East.
— Andrea Junker ® (@Strandjunker) May 16, 2021
Reminder that Jared Kushner and Ivanka made $640 million during their time in the White House.
It was NEVER about peace in the Middle East.
— Jake Lobin (@JakeLobin) May 16, 2021
hey, remember when Jared Kushner brought peace to the Middle East? me neither
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) May 11, 2021
Obviously nobody told anyone about all the peace Jared Kushner brought to the Middle East.
— LOL
GOP (@LOLGOP) May 11, 2021
Jared Kushner brought peace to the Middle East just like Donald Trump made America great again.
— The USA Singers (@TheUSASingers) May 16, 2021
You can’t make this s— up
Last week Jared Kushner founded the Abraham Accords Institute for Peace to commemorate the “peace” he brought to the Middle East
“The energy and enthusiasm for the Accords across the region is truly remarkable”
— Lindy Li (@lindyli) May 16, 2021
It looks like Jared Kushner brought peace to the Middle East in exactly the same way that his father-in-law won the last election.
— James O’Brien (@mrjamesob) May 12, 2021
I’m starting to think Jared Kushner won’t be getting the Nobel Peace Prize.
— Hoodlum
From the Middle East to COVID, Jared Kushner took his privilege and caused untold damage around the world. He should be behind bars. #HeWentToJared
— MeidasTouch.com (@MeidasTouch) May 16, 2021
How can there be any problems in the Middle East?
I thought Jared Kushner solved everything and created world peace.
— Don Winslow (@donwinslow) May 11, 2021
(Via Raw Story)