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The Best-Selling Bourbon Whiskey On ReserveBar, Ranked

Figuring out the best bourbon whiskey to buy is no easy task these days. The shelves are more packed than ever, and even with awards lists, internet hype, blind taste tests, and single bottle reviews from your most trusted critics, it can all be a little daunting. One other thing that might help is knowing what people are actually buying. To that end, we reached out to ReserveBar to find out their 25 best-selling bourbon whiskeys.

For the list below, I’m ranking the 25 best-selling bourbons from ReserveBar according to my own tasting notes. One reason for this is that ReserveBar doesn’t actually rank its sales (not publicly anyway). They only sent me a list of their 25 best sellers in no particular order. Secondly, this is a pretty diverse list of whiskeys, ranging from classics to ultra-rare special releases, which tracks if you know that ReserveBar tends to be the place to find rarer special releases, sometimes closer to their MSRP (manufacturer’s suggested retail price). With no ranking or tasting notes, this would just be a list of bourbons you may or may not have heard of. I’m here to add context.

All of that aside, this is about finding you a bourbon for your home bar cart so let’s dive in!

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25. Brother’s Bond Straight Bourbon Whiskey

Brothers Bond Bourbon
Brothers Bond

ABV: 40%

Average Price: $46

The Whiskey:

This celebrity whiskey comes from Vampire Diaries actors Paul Wesley and Ian Somerhalder. The juice is from an “undisclosed” source but from Indiana (gotta be MGP, obviously). The mash bill is a four-grain recipe of corn, rye, wheat, and malted barley that’s aged for an undisclosed amount of time before proofing all the down to 80 proof and bottling.

Tasting Notes:

The nose is light but distinct with hints of apple cider, soft caramel, a touch of singed oak, and plenty of vanilla. The palate leans into notes of marzipan with a fairgrounds caramel apple on a stick that’s just touched with salt and a distant hint of tobacco. The finish is short and sweet (and a bit thin) thanks to that low ABV, but does leave you with a nice sense of lush marzipan and applewood tobacco just touched by vanilla.

Bottom Line:

This is a good place to start. It’s also a testament to big-name celebrities (who actually care) being able to break through the static and get their bourbon in people’s hands. That aside, this is a perfectly good mixer for cocktails.

24. Uncle Nearest 1884 Small Batch Whiskey

Uncle Nearest 1884
Uncle Nearest

ABV: 46.5%

Average Price: $51

The Whiskey:

This whiskey is built from a batch of barrels that are a minimum of seven years old. Nearest’s Master Blender, Victoria Eady-Butler, builds the blend according to classic flavor notes first put into Tennessee whiskey by her ancestor, Nearest Green, back in the 1800s.

Tasting Notes:

Pecan Sandies and leather pouches that once held cinnamon sticks dominate the nose. The taste is more about the vanilla ice cream over a fresh piece of apple pie with plenty of brown spice and brown sugar with a hint of butter. The end brings about some walnut, cherry, and chocolate powder with a touch more of that cinnamon-infused leather but ultimately kind of peters out.

Bottom Line:

This is Uncle Nearest’s entry-point whiskey. It’s perfectly fine but a little washed out due to those low ABVs. That said, this is meant for mixing, so use it for that.

23. Horse Soldier Reserve Barrel Strength Bourbon

Horse Soldier Single Barrel
Horse Soldier

ABV: Varies

Average Price: $98

The Whiskey:

This new bourbon brand is killing it at the moment. The bourbon in this case was contract distilled in Ohio (but is now being made in Kentucky). The juice is a wheated bourbon that spent eight years mellowing before bottling. Each barrel was hand picked before being married into a single barrel strength expression that’s bottled as-is.

Tasting Notes:

A firewood pile opens the nose with apple crumble, lemon zest, plenty of creamy vanilla, and wintry spices rounding out the nose next to a hint of old saddle leather. The taste has a butterscotch vibe next to hints of Vanilla Coke, more of that apple crumble with the spice and brown sugar set to 11, and a touch of apple blossoms next to a hint of fresh ginger. The finish takes its time and leans into the sharpness of the spice, leaving you warmed to your soul next to a final note of that dry firewood stacked in dark soil.

Bottom Line:

This is a pretty classic bourbon for a “newbie” on the scene. Overall, this speaks to the crowd buying bourbon from ReserveBar. They seemingly know their stuff if they’re buying this.

22. Buffalo Trace Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey

Sazerac Company

ABV: 45%

Average Price: $45

The Whiskey:

This is the whiskey that heralded a new era of bourbon in 1999. Famed Master Distiller Elmer T. Lee came out of retirement to create this bourbon to celebrate the renaming of the George T. Stagg distillery to Buffalo Trace when Sazerac bought the joint. The rest, as they say, is history — especially since this has become a touchstone bourbon for the brand.

Tasting Notes:

Classic notes of vanilla come through next to a dark syrup sweetness, a flourish of fresh mint, and a raw leather that veers towards raw steak. The palate cuts through the sweeter notes with plenty of spices — like clove and star anise — next to a hint of tart berries underneath it all. The end is long, velvety, and really delivers on the vanilla and spice.

Bottom Line:

Again, classic. This bourbon is beloved but harder to find these days thanks to Buffalo Trace allocations. I really only use it for cocktails but some folks like it neat or on the rocks.

21. Rare Stash Bourbon

Rare Stash
Rare Stash

ABV: 45.5%

Average Price: $103

The Whiskey:

This new whiskey is a blended bourbon. The gist is that “rare” barrels are sourced and blended to create a rare bourbon experience in the glass. Beyond that, not much is known about where or what those barrels are.

Tasting Notes:

This feels like a classic bourbon on the nose with hints of almond mingling with rich vanilla, salted caramel, wet cedar, and a hint of spicy tobacco. The palate largely follows the nose’s lead while adding in soft toffee and hints of marzipan with an orange oil edge. The finish is standard, with vanilla giving way to winter spice, more nuttiness, and a dash of cedar and pipe tobacco.

Bottom Line:

This is fine and well-built. It’s easy drinking and complex enough to stay with you. I’m surprised to see it on a list of “best-selling” anything as I’ve only seen it at industry events. Plus, the price always seemed outrageous for what it is.

20. Woodford Reserve Bourbon

Brown-Forman

ABV: 45.2%

Average Price: $44

The Whiskey:

The mash bill on this bourbon is mid-range rye with 18% of the grain in the bill alongside the requisite corn and malted barley. It’s triple distilled utilizing both pot and column stills. The spirit then rests for six to seven years in a climate-controlled warehouse, taking time to mature before barrels are pulled for blending, proofing, and bottling.

Tasting Notes:

Vanilla comes through first on the nose with a good dose of caramel, soft oak, dark chocolate oranges, red berry tobacco, and the faintest hint of fresh mint. The palate delivers on those notes while layering in a soft toffee and silkiness with more dark chocolate, orange oils, and a cinnamon-forward tobacco leaf. The finish really holds onto the silken texture as the spice, dark chocolate, and vanilla linger the longest with a nice caramel sweetness.

Bottom Line:

This is one of the easiest drinking bourbons on the list. It’s also a great workhorse in that it works equally well as an on the rocks sipper as it does as a cocktail base.

19. Woodford Reserve Bourbon 2022 Kentucky Derby 148 Bottle

Woodford Reserve Kentucky Derby
Brown-Forman

ABV: 45.2%

Average Price: $92

The Whiskey:

This is the exact same whiskey as above but in a special one-off bottle. The bottle in this case is made exclusively for the Kentucky Derby. The bottle’s label was painted by Jaime Corum, who’s a noted equestrian artist. The label — titled “Dreams in Bloom” — depicts three thoroughbreds heading towards a photo finish with spring flowers and Derby Roses framing them. It’s a vivid scene for a classic bottle.

Tasting Notes:

See above.

Bottom Line:

Since this is the same juice as standard Woodford, I ranked them back to back. This wins out in that the bottle is a limited edition and has actual art on it.

18. Heaven’s Door Straight Bourbon Whiskey

Heaven's Door Bourbon
Heavens Door

ABV: 45%

Average Price: $52

The Whiskey:

This “high-rye” bourbon has a mash bill of 70% corn supported by 30% “small grains.” Basically, that’s mostly made up of rye with a dash of malted barley. The juice is then aged in new American oak for eight years before the barrels are blended into the bottle.

Tasting Notes:

This feels like a classic bourbon with notes of vanilla, bread, and oak up front, and is too basic to truly stand out. The sip edges towards a creamy vanilla essence with hints of stone fruit, like cherries, next to a slight spice. It’s very straightforward and drinkable with a long finish that leans into the spice, fruit, vanilla, and maybe a hint of chocolate.

Bottom Line:

This is another nice mixing bourbon for your cocktails. It’s fine on the rocks but better in an old fashioned.

17. Angel’s Envy Bourbon Finished in Port Barrels

Angel's Envy
Bacardi

ABV: 43.3%

Average Price: $58

The Whiskey:

This is a modern classic and helped relaunch the “barrel finished” movement in the U.S. The juice is made from sourced bourbon from undisclosed distilleries around Kentucky along with Angel Envy’s own-make coming out of Louisville. The whiskey is aged around six years before it’s reloaded into Ruby Port casks (French oak). No more than 12 barrels are then small batched, proofed with local water, and bottled.

Tasting Notes:

Blackberry jam mixes with salted butter, raw biscuit dough, and a hint of vanilla on the nose with a hint of winter spices and dried fruit. The palate has a sweet leathery vibe next to dried fruits, more of that winter spice, and a thin hint of black pepper. The finish thins out toward vanilla and peppery spice as the berry jam melds with the leather on the end.

Bottom Line:

This is a good “gateway to bourbon” pour. It’s not overly complex and pretty accessible when it comes to ABVs. That said, I’d mostly use this for whiskey highballs.

16. Jefferson’s Ocean Voyage Aged at Sea Bourbon

Castle Brands

ABV: 45%

Average Price: $82

The Whiskey:

Jefferson’s Ocean is an experiment in finishing that’s pretty unique. The blenders pull in six to eight-year-old whiskeys sourced from four Kentucky distilleries. They marry those barrels and then re-barrel the whiskey, load them onto a ship, and sail those barrels around the world for almost a year. The best of those barrels are married again and bottled with a little Kentucky limestone water added.

Tasting Notes:

Vanilla pudding meets orange zest and kiwi as a hint of marshmallow drives the nose. Spicy tobacco leads the way on the palate as fresh mint lightens things up and dried roses counterpoint. The mid-palate is all about sweet spices with savory fruits leaning into figs and maybe even a touch of raw pumpkin flesh. Those figs take over on the end and create a sweet/savory fruity finish with a touch of kiwi skin.

Bottom Line:

This feels like it’s a pure gimmick, but it delivers. There’s nuance and balance that leads to a deep and satisfying sip. Overall, I like this over a few rocks or in a cocktail.

15. Woodford Reserve Double Oaked Bourbon

Brown-Forman

ABV: 45.2%

Average Price: $63

The Whiskey:

This expression amps up the already masterfully-crafted Woodford Reserve Bourbon. The juice is triple distilled in old pot stills and aged for six to seven years in deeply charred oak. Then the bourbon goes into a second barrel that has been double toasted but only slightly charred. After nine months of finishing, the bourbon is proofed and bottled.

Tasting Notes:

This is an interesting one — hints of marzipan and rose water hit the nose next to dark berries and honey-toffee with just a bit of dry firewood. The palate draws those flavors out as the berries dry out, the marzipan becomes nuttier and less sweet, and the woodiness becomes more like a soft and almost wet cedar. There’s a touch of apple and caramel with a slightly spiced edge near the end with a rich honeyed tobacco chew next to a whisper of vanilla.

Bottom Line:

This is just a good bourbon. It’s very easy to drink and complex enough to really make a cocktail shine while working wonders on a single rock.

14. Saint Cloud 7-Year Single Barrel

Saint Cloud

ABV: 61.2%

Average Price: $154

The Whiskey:

This is a fascinating mix of sourced bourbon and good marketing. At seven years, it’s pretty young for such a pricey bourbon. The juice is hand-selected barrels that meet the specific taste and texture requirements of Saint Cloud’s team. That whiskey is then bottled at barrel strength with no other fussing, giving you a single barrel experience that’s one of a kind.

Tasting Notes:

You’re drawn in with a white cake slathered in buttery vanilla frosting next to a salted caramel waxy wrapper vibe. The palate is subtle, with hints of darkly roasted coffee beans covered in equally dark chocolate next to marzipan, light spices, and a touch of soft and maybe wet cedar. The end holds onto the spices (think clove and cinnamon) as a touch of dried apricot and dried cedar slowly fades towards a velvet-yet-warming end.

Bottom Line:

This is one of those bourbons I always forget exists. Then I try it again and really like it. Then I forget it again. That might just be the overwhelming about of bourbon I taste pushing it out of my mind. I don’t know…

13. Blanton’s Original Single Barrel

Sazerac Company

ABV: 46.5%

Average Price: $299

The Whiskey:

Buffalo Trace’s Blanton Single Barrel is made up of hand-selected single barrels that meet the sky-high standards of former Master Distiller Elmer T. Lee, who created the expression back in 1984. The juice in the bottle was the first-ever single barrel bourbon release. It’s probably Buffalo Trace’s low-rye mash bill that’s aged until it’s just right. It’s then proofed with local water and bottled as-is from single barrels.

Tasting Notes:

There’s a clear sense of Christmas spices right away, leaning towards honey spiked with vanilla and an old cedar cigar humidor. The taste holds onto the spice, especially nutmeg, as caramel kettle corn, more fresh honey, fresh red berries, and vanilla husks dominate the palate. The end doesn’t overstay its welcome as hints of eggnog spice, dry vanilla, and popped corn surface on the fade.

Bottom Line:

This is a classic for a reason. It’s insanely easy to sip and, I’d argue, lives up to the hype. If this was closer to the MSRP, it’d be higher on this list.

12. Hirsch The Single Barrel 6-Year

Hirsch Single Barrel
Hotaling and Co.

ABV: 69.4%

Average Price: $148

The Whiskey:

This release from Hirsch is a refined pour. The whiskey is sourced from Bardstown with a mash of 72% corn, 13% rye, and 15% malted barley. The 57 barrels Hirsch selected were aged a minimum of six years before going into the bottle as-is with proofing or filtration.

Tasting Notes:

The nose opens with hints of dark cherry, hickory bark, rich toffee, vanilla oils, and cinnamon sticks. The palate takes the cinnamon and boils it down to an essential oil as white pepper and dried roses lead to a hint of marzipan touched with orange oils. That sweet and nutty mid-palate leads to a warming and peppery finish with cinnamon-spiced tobacco wrapped in old leather and stuffed into an old cedar box with a hint of black soil lingering underneath it all.

Bottom Line:

This is a unique bottle that feels familiar yet refined. It’s complex, sure, but also understandable. It also takes you on a journey. It’s good stuff is what I’m getting at.

11. George Dickel Single Barrel Aged 15 Years

Diageo

ABV: Varies

Average Price: $60

The Whisky:

This is a very old whiskey, all things considered. The juice is from single barrels, aged 15 years or more, and the proof varies accordingly (sometimes it’s cut with water, too). The whiskey showcases Dickel’s vast warehouses and the gems they have hidden deep on those ricks.

Tasting Notes:

This is all about the cherry pie with a big scoop of vanilla ice cream next to a slight apple-tobacco vibe. It’s also light on the nose and on the palate with red berries leading towards a cherry-choco soda pop, more vanilla cream, and a light touch of bourbon-soaked oakiness. That woodiness leans into a musty corner of a cellar as a spicy cherry tobacco finish leaves you with a dry yet sweet mouthfeel.

Bottom Line:

The fact that you can get a 15-year-old single barrel for under $100 is wild. Yes, this delivers and should cost way more than it does, but here we are.

10. Jack Daniel’s Bonded Tennessee Whiskey

Jack Daniel's Bonded
Brown-Forman

ABV: 50%

Average Price: $35

The Whiskey:

This whiskey is from Jack’s bonded warehouse. The mash of 80% corn, 12% barley, and eight percent rye is twice distilled before it’s run through Jack’s very long Lincoln County process of sugar maple charcoal filtration. The spirit then goes into the barrel for at least four years — per bonded law — before it’s batched, cut down with that Jack Daniel’s limestone cave water, and bottled as-is.

Tasting Notes:

Vanilla comes through next to cherry Jolly Ranchers, a touch of sweet oak, a hint of fresh leather, and an echo of orange peels on the nose. Going back in on the nose after a minute or two, a sense of potting soil and maybe the vitamin aisle at a health food store alongside more of that fresh leather, a bit of sweetgrass, apple blossoms, and a vanilla cookie with a touch of oat in the mix. Apple fritters and maple bars lead the way on the palate next to brown sugar and vanilla cream. The mid-palate adds in a little winter spice with a lean toward cinnamon and clove and a dusting of nutmeg. The finish arrives with brown sugar and butter mixed into Cream of Wheat as a minor note of wood and apple cider kicks in late and lingers the longest on the end.

Bottom Line:

This has no business being as good as it is for $35. This is also helping Jack Daniel’s become one of the most interesting brands of 2022.

9. Kentucky Owl St. Patrick Edition

Kentucky Owl St. Patrick's Edition
Stoli Group

ABV: 50%

Average Price: $153

The Whiskey:

The juice ended up being a blend of four to 11-year-old bourbons, with barrels sourced from an undisclosed distillery in Kentucky. Those barrels were blended by Rhea and McGuane to create a flavor profile that represented both Kentucky and Ireland.

Tasting Notes:

The nose opens with a clear sense of fresh honey next to cinnamon toast, apple fritters, toffee sauce, crunchy peanut butter cookies, a smidge of new leather, and pine kindling. The palate bursts forth with butterscotch that leads to sticky and warm cinnamon rolls drizzled with caramel sauce and stuffed with raisins and walnuts while dark chocolate oranges and lightly singed marshmallows create a sweet mid-palate. The finish veers away from all of that toward huckleberry bushes and tart, almost woody berries while a vanilla tobacco leaf and more of that pine linger at the end of the taste.

Bottom Line:

This was one of the biggest surprises on the list. This felt like a gimmicky one-off that passed and faded away as soon as it dropped. But never bet against Kentucky Owl selling well, as this one-off expression proves.

8. Jack Daniel’s Single Barrel Barrel Proof

Jack Daniel

ABV: Varies

Average Price: $70

The Whiskey:

Where the Single Barrel Select is cut with soft limestone water to bring it down to proof, this is the straight juice from the barrel. These barrels are all hand-selected from the vast Jack Daniel’s rickhouses. What’s left from the angel’s share then goes straight into the bottle. That means the ABVs and tasting notes for this bottle will vary depending on which bottle you snag.

Tasting Notes:

Expect an experience that’s full of rich vanilla, caramel, and toasted oak, next to a rush of cherry-spiked spice. The sip should have a mix of that vanilla, oak, and rich wintry spices with a nice dose of bright red fruits and a texture that’s more velvet than liquid. The end really holds onto that vibe as the mild spice, toasted oak, rich vanilla, and almost maple syrup sweetness slowly fade across your senses, leaving you with chewy cherry tobacco stuffed into an old cedar box.

Bottom Line:

This is a great whiskey for everyday pouring. It’s complex and lush while still feeling like something that won’t challenge you at every turn. It’s also crazily affordable for a single-barrel release.

7. Elijah Craig Barrel Proof Bourbon Whiskey

Elijah Craig Barrel Proof A122
Heaven Hill

ABV: 60.4%

Average Price: $113

The Whiskey:

This year’s first drop is a 12-year-old whiskey made from Heaven Hill’s classic bourbon mash of 78% corn, 12% malted barley, and a mere 10% rye. Those barrels are masterfully blended into this Barrel Proof expression with no cutting or fussing. This is as-is bourbon from the barrel.

Tasting Notes:

Based on the A122 release in January 2022: Caramel draws you in on the nose with a slight sourdough cinnamon roll with pecans, a touch of floral honey, and a soft and woody drug store aftershave with an echo of vanilla candle wax and singed marshmallow. The palate rolls through a soft leather and vanilla pie note as cinnamon ice cream leads to spicy oak. The mid-palate leans into a sweeter, almost creamy spice (think nutmeg-heavy eggnog) which, in turn, leads to a dry cedar bark next to a dry stewed-apple tobacco leaf folded into an old leather pouch for safekeeping.

The Bottle:

This is one of the most classic bourbons I’ve ever tasted. It’s refined and bold while feeling 100% nostalgic.

6. Eagle Rare 10-Year Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey

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Sazerac Company

ABV: 45%

Average Price: $78

The Whiskey:

This might be one of the most beloved (and still kind of accessible) bottles from Buffalo Trace. This juice is made from their very low rye mash bill. The whiskey is then matured for at least 10 years in various parts of the warehouse. The final mix comes down to barrels that hit just the right notes to make them “Eagle Rare.” Finally, this one is proofed down to a fairly low 90 proof.

Tasting Notes:

There’s a lot happening on the nose here, with worn leather mingling with dried orange, fresh sage, butter toffee, and cellared oak. The taste turns towards marzipan covered in dark chocolate with a touch of honey, cherry, and a sprinkling of dark spices with a clear orange basket holiday vibe. The mid-palate leans into candied nuts and cherries towards a finish that touches on that marzipan, toffee, and the cedar-y oak while ending short and cherry-sweet.

Bottom Line:

This is another stone-cold classic. Though it is fairly allocated, it’s worth hunting down. It really does live up to the hype.

5. Wild Turkey Rare Breed Barrel Strength Bourbon

Wild Turkey

ABV: 58.4%

Average Price: $55

The Whiskey:

This is the mountaintop of what Wild Turkey can achieve. This is a blend of the best barrels that are married and bottled untouched. That means no filtering and no cutting with water. This is a classic bourbon with nowhere to hide.

Tasting Notes:

Crème brûlée greets you with a nice dose of Christmas spices, mild pipe tobacco, orange zest, and a distant hint of fresh mint sprigs. There’s a pine resin nature to the woody flavors on the palate that accents the orange oils, spices, vanilla, and sweetness. The sip takes on a Christmas cake-feel late, with a velvet end that is just the right amount of everything you want from a bourbon.

Bottom Line:

We’re basically into the splitting hairs section of this list. This is one of the best bourbons at this price point, full stop. The only reason it’s not number one is that the next four are all killers too.

4. Michter’s US*1 Small Batch Bourbon

Michters Distillery

ABV: 45.7%

Average Price: $50

The Whiskey:

Michter’s really means the phrase “small batch” here. The tank they use to marry their hand-selected eight-year-old bourbons can only hold 20 barrels, so that’s how many go into each small-batch bottling. Before it goes into the bottle, the blended juice is filtered and proofed with Kentucky’s famously soft limestone water.

Tasting Notes:

Buttery caramel and peaches mix with creamy vanilla and old oak on the nose as a hint of cherry tobacco and allspice berries provide a counterpoint. The vanilla really shines as the peach almost takes on a grilled edge as it gets sweeter and adds a whisper of smoke next to peppery spice and a big marshmallow. The wintry spice kicks up and warms the senses as the slow fade embraces leathery apricot, burnt toffee, and more vanilla marshmallow with a final kick of charred oak that’s nearly smoldering.

Bottom Line:

This is quintessential bourbon. It’s deeply nuanced while still feeling like something you can drink every day. That’s a rare talent.

3. Heaven’s Door Bootleg Volume III

Heaven's Door Bootleg III
Heavens Door

ABV: 60.6%

Average Price: $545

The Whiskey:

The third drop from Bob Dylan’s famed brand is a rare whiskey. The juice is made from 13 to 15-year-old Kentucky bourbon barrels that are finished in Vino de Naranja casks, or “orange Moscatel” wine casks from Andalucia, Spain. That whiskey is then bottled with no filtering or proofing as-is.

Tasting Notes:

There’s a mix of those dark chocolate oranges and very woody cinnamon on the nose with a hint of grapefruit dipped in maple syrup, light notes of dried cedar bark braids, and a hint of soft and sweet smoke. The palate leans into a thick maple syrup with a note of old boot leather, bright red berries, white pepper, and light vanilla cream. The finish is sugar-encrusted orange peels next to old leather pouched full of spicy tobacco with old cellar floors next to honeyed oak and a whisper of orange tobacco.

Bottom Line:

There are only 3,949 of these bottles. While the price is steep, this is a very unique bottle of bourbon that hits high marks. If you do come across a pour, take your time and really dig into the flavor profile. You’ll be rewarded.

2. Jack Daniel’s Sinatra Select Tennessee Whiskey

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Jack Daniel

ABV: 45%

Average Price: $200

The Whiskey:

Frank Sinatra was one of Jack’s biggest fans. So much so that the crooner was buried with a bottle. The actual juice in this expression is a throwback to how Jack was made in Sinatra’s day. They use special “Sinatra Barrels” that have concentric grooves carved into the newly charred oak, giving the whiskey more surface area to do its thing. Once that’s aged, it’s blended with traditional Old No. 7 and proofed at 45%, as it also would have been back in Sinatra’s heyday.

Tasting Notes:

Peach cobbler, apple pie with a buttery crust and caramel drizzle, vanilla pods, old leather, and a hint of cherry tobacco inside an old wooden box build on the nose. The sip leans into the fruit next to woody spice and soft leather that mellows dramatically towards a soft vanilla cream along with a very distant echo of cherry tobacco chewiness. The mild spice (think nutmeg) arrives late and is tied to a cherry syrup vibe that just touches on dry wicker, faint almonds, and a touch more of that tobacco. Ultimately, the leather returns and builds towards a silken finish with just the right balance of woody apple, cherry tobacco, and oaky spice — all touched by the softest note of vanilla bean.

Bottom Line:

This is one of the best whiskeys from Tennessee. It’s also a testament to Jack Daniel’s that three of their expressions are in the top 25 best-selling bourbons at ReserveBar (yes, all Tennessee whiskey is bourbon).

1. Wild Turkey Master’s Keep One

Wild Turkey Master's Keep One
Campari Group

ABV: 50.5%

Average Price: $600

The Whiskey:

This release from late last year is still one of the most sought-after bourbons of 2022. The juice is a blend of nine to 10-year-old bourbons chosen by Master Distiller Eddie Russell and 14-year-old bourbon barrels chosen by Eddie’s father, Master Distiller Jimmy Russell. Those barrels were blended and then re-barreled in toasted barrels for another final maturation. That juice was then just touched with that soft Kentucky limestone water and bottled as-is.

Tasting Notes:

Honey spiked with apple and orange blossoms lead the way on the nose as balls of caramel corn mingle with dry cinnamon sticks, black peppercorns, and salted caramel chews. The palate is pure butterscotch candies with a vanilla cream foundation and more of that floral honey. The mid-palate kicks up with candied ginger and black pepper spice next to cinnamon sticks dipped in cherry syrup with buttery toffee and the slightest echo of dried lavender. The finish amps up the spices to Red Hots, fresh ginger, freshly cracked black pepper, spicy tobacco with a hint of dark cacao, and a dry cedar box on the very end.

Bottom Line:

I was surprised to see this on the list. This is a very rare bottle that’s also truly a masterpiece. I can’t imagine this won’t sell out pretty quickly. So, move fast! It’s worth every penny.

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Caitlyn Jenner’s Mom Called ‘That Kardashians Show’ The Most ‘Senseless Thing’ That She’s Ever Watched

Keeping up with the Kardashians isn’t as easy as the title of the show would have you believe. Some recent developments in Kardashian Land include: Kendall Jenner not knowing how to cut a dang cucumber with a knife; Kim Kardashian confirming the BDE rumors about her boyfriend Pete Davidson; and Caitlyn Jenner not being invited to Kourtney Kardashian’s wedding to Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker. The family matriarch was also “shocked” to be “explicitly excluded” from Hulu’s The Kardashians.

You know, normal family stuff.

Jenner’s 96-year-old mom, Esther Jenner, recently spoke to The Sun about her daughter not appearing in The Kardashians. “I don’t know if [Caitlyn] even cares. It’s something we haven’t even discussed. I think that Kardashian show is the most senseless thing I have ever watched,” she said. “But my two granddaughters, Kendall and Kylie, created it and I love them dearly… They’re my blood. And my four step-grandchildren – Kim, Kourtney, Khloé, and Robert – feel like they’re mine, too.”

Esther also told The Sun that “we have a very, very dangerous Democratic party in power now,” and that she wants Caitlyn, who ran for governor of California as a Republican, to “get a concealed permit because I think [she] should carry a gun.” Hmm, probably should have stopped after “that Kardashian show is the most senseless thing I have ever watched.” It’s a statement that has bipartisan support.

(Via The Sun)

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Skylar Grey Had To Sell The Rights To Her Music, Including The Eminem Collaborations, Due To Her Divorce

Skylar Grey has been part of some of the biggest songs of the past two decades: She sang and/or co-wrote Eminem and Rihanna’s “Love The Way You Lie,” Diddy’s “Coming Home,” Fort Minor’s “Where’d You Go” (as Holly Brook), and Zedd and Foxes’ “Clarity” (which Grey co-wrote but did not sing on). Now, though, she has no legal ownership over those songs: In a recent interview, Grey revealed she had to sell the rights to her catalogue due to a long and draining divorce.

Grey told Variety:

“Since 2017, I was going through a divorce and lawsuit that was just wrecking me emotionally and financially. This past year, 2021, we finally resolved it, settled. I had to sell my catalog in order to afford the settlement, which was very sad in a way, because those songs, like ‘Love The Way You Lie’ and ‘Coming Home,’ those are my babies. But at the same time, nobody can tell me I didn’t write those songs just ’cause I don’t own the rights to them anymore. I didn’t want to sell them, but it was my only way to put the past behind me.”

She added of the songs, “They’re still near and dear to my heart and yeah, I will always treasure them, but it’s different now. Every time one of those songs get used in a movie or whatever, I don’t see any of that money anymore. But unfortunately, the majority of what I got paid for my catalog went to taxes and my ex-husband [laughs]. It’s like your life’s work, and then suddenly it’s like, ‘OK, I’ve got to give the majority of this away.’ But that was my only option. Luckily, I had the option of doing something like that, otherwise I may not have gotten out of the case.”

Read the full interview here.

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A ‘1-2-Switch’ Sequel Was Reportedly So Bad That Localizers Nicknamed It ‘Horsesh*t’

Not every game is a winner. While nobody wants to make a bad game, sometimes that ends up being the case and developers are forced to decide what to do. They can choose to release the game and hope to get something back for the time worked on it, rework the game internally and fix the problems plaguing it, or in some cases, shelve it altogether.

According to a report from Imran Khan of Fanbyte, that is the exact situation Nintendo is in right now with a reported sequel to the party game, 1-2-Switch. For those who might not remember, 1-2-Switch was a launch title for the Nintendo Switch meant to showcase the potential technology of their brand new console. While reviews on the game itself were mixed, most felt that it lacked content and was too expensive. As a result, it still sold really well, and reportedly, a sequel was in the works.

The problem is that when that sequel reached the hands of playtesters, it reportedly performed horribly. It is not a fun game and one group of localizers had a very choice way of describing just how not fun it is.

When playtesting groups received the game, the feedback to the development team was brutal. The target audiences Nintendo was hoping to hit — families with children — found the games boring; many didn’t even want to play through entire rounds. In the Bingo example, one player would use the joycon to mime digging out a number before reading it off the TV screen — a process that playtesters reported as tedious.

The main mode of the game, the Team Battle Mode, pit at least two teams of players against each other in various minigames. This mode prominently featured Horse, who would give color commentary during the games. During the localization process, sources started calling the game “Horseshit” as shorthand.

It’s never good when a game is performing so bad internally that members of the company are saying it would “harm their reputation” if it was released. Nintendo now has to decide how much of this game it wants to salvage and release, or if it will just shelve the sequel forever.

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Mike Dimes Tabs JID For A Remix Version Of His Standout Track ‘Home’

21-year-old San Antonio rapper Mike Dimes has come on strong this year with the release of his second album, In Dimes We Trust. He caught the attention of Earthgang, who tabbed him for their Biodeghettable Tour, which Dimes is currently on with the Atlanta duo. With standout tracks like “Home,” and “No Trends,” In Dimes We Trust is one of this year’s sleeper hits and the Dreamville connection is being cemented, with JID hopping on a new remix of “Home.”

JID delivers a lengthy and explosive second verse on the new remix version of “Home,” laying out how his hard-earned burn to the top is what a youngster like Dimes is looking at now too. He channels a Lil Wayne lyric as he spits, “G’s movin’ in silence, n****** deaf tone. Tone-deaf, my songs was being slept on. Fast forward I’m on, bumpin’ the headphones.”

Listen to Mike Dimes’ “Home” remix featuring JID above and check out Dimes’ remaining tour dates with Earthgang below.

06/07 – Fort Lauderdale, FL @ Revolution Live
06/09 – New Orleans, LA @ Fillmore New Orleans
06/10 – Houston, TX @ House of Blues Houston
06/11 – Austin, TX @ Emos Austin
06/12 – Dallas, TX @ House of Blues Dallas
06/13 – Oklahoma City, OK @ Tower Theatre
06/15 – Birmingham, AL @ Iron City Birmingham
06/17 – Atlanta, GA @ The Eastern

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Kanye West Reportedly Breaks Up With Kim Kardashian Lookalike Chaney Jones

In the midst of Kanye West’s extended divorce from Kim Kardashian, fans were intrigued to note that one of the two women Kanye publicly dated during that time was a dead ringer for socialite turned mogul Kanye was splitting up with. Kanye’s new boo was a model named Chaney Jones, and for all intents, it appeared the two were dating seriously (whatever that meant for Kanye’s insistence that he wanted to save his marriage).

Well, it appears that this relationship is also now kaput. TMZ reports that “sources connected to the former duo” confirmed that they called it quits after a trip to Japan. Meanwhile, Kanye was recently seen at a showing of Top Gun: Maverick (seriously, it looks like everyone has seen that movie at this point) sitting with another woman. Prior to dating Jones, Kanye very publicly courted actress Julia Fox — in fact, the transition between the two was so abrupt that some fans were sure there was some overlap. Maybe Kanye just moves fast.

What this means for Ye’s state of mind is anyone’s guess. Is he finally moving on or actually avoiding doing so by cycling through companions so quickly? And who is this new woman taking in movies with the Donda 2 producer? I guess we’ll find out soon enough.

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Halsey Offers The First Teaser Of ‘So Good,’ The Single At The Center Of Their Label Beef

Last month, Halsey (a Capitol Records artist) made it clear they had an issue with their record label, alleging they were being blocked from releasing a new single until they had a viral moment on TikTok. The TikTok video in which Halsey made those claims actually went viral itself, after which Halsey shared, “Talked to my label tonight after my tiktok tantrum. They said ‘wow the tiktok is going really strong!’ I was like ok cool so can I release my song now? They said ‘we’ll see!’ [upside-down smiling face emoji] tell me again how I’m making this up.”

Eventually, Capitol confirmed the single, “So Good,” would come out on June 9 and noted, “We are an artist-first company that encourages open dialogue. We have nothing but a desire to help each one of our artists succeed, and hope that we can continue to have these critical conversations.”

Now, Halsey has confirmed that a video for the song will follow on June 10 and offered a brief preview of it.

Meanwhile, Halsey is on tour at the moment and having a heck of a time: This past weekend, Halsey tweeted, “I’ve never had a tour like this. Every single show fills me up like my lungs are taking the biggest hit of pure oxygen deep deep in my chest. I feel like I am receiving every night instead of giving and giving away. Thank you for this blessing I hope it lasts..”

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Half of the head coaches in the NBA are now Black

It’s been almost 60 years since Bill Russell became the first Black head coach in the NBA. In the years since, there have been 260 regular coaches that have come and gone, and only 1 in 3 have been Black. Most of them haven’t lasted more than three years in their first job—they also haven’t gotten a chance to have another head coaching position. But the times they are a-changin’. Currently, 15 of the 30 head coaches in the NBA are Black. And it’s about time.

Boston’s Ime Udoka, Sacramento’s Mike Brown, Portland’s Chauncey Billups, Dallas’ Jason Kidd, Orlando’s Jamahl Mosley, Washington’s Wes Unseld Jr., New Orleans’ Willie Green and Los Angeles’ Darvin Ham are the eight newest full-time head coaches in the NBA. They join Detroit’s Dwane Casey, Phoenix’s Monty Williams, Cleveland’s J.B. Bickerstaff, Philadelphia’s Doc Rivers, the Los Angeles Clippers’ Tyronn Lue, Houston’s Stephen Silas and Atlanta’s Nate McMillan, who were all head coaches last year.

“It means a lot,” Brown, who will take over as head coach in Sacramento next season after finishing the current season as the assistant coach for Golden State, said.


“When my son, and my oldest son’s about to have his first son, when they turn on the TV and they see people that look like them leading an NBA team on the sidelines, it can be inspiring. For me, carrying the torch and then passing it to the next generation is something that I think about often — not just for my family, but for others out there.”

The last time there were this many Black head coaches in the NBA was the 2012-13 season. There has been no explanation as to why it took almost 10 years to get back to that number, but there are some theories.

“This is not a sports issue,” Nate McMillan, the head coach for the Atlanta Hawks said back in February. “It’s a society issue that the opportunities sometimes certain people, they don’t get the opportunities because of the color of their skin.”

He also gave credit to Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban for making sure the organization has not only a Black head coach (Jason Kidd) but other Black people in the room. Aside from Kidd, there are three prominent Black people in the organization: Cynt Marshall (chief executive officer), Nico Harrison (general manager and president of basketball operations) and Michael Finley (assistant general manager and assistant vice-president of basketball operations). Marshall is the first Black female CEO in the history of the NBA.

“I think that’s just what Mark has done is really open his mind to interviewing people and giving them an opportunity where they have the skills to fit into those positions. They’ve done well and I think that’s great,” said McMillan.

According to the site Statista, 73.2% of the players in the NBA are Black, and that’s not including ones who identify as more than one race because it doesn’t do an interracial breakdown. In a league where almost three-quarters of the players are Black, it only makes sense that the head coaching staff be reflective of what you’re seeing on the court. Not just for optics, but for a general kind of understanding that may not exist otherwise.

While Steve Kerr is a great example of an white ally who “gets it,” there are certain experiences that he just won’t understand on anything other than a deep level of empathy. But a coach like McMillian or Ime Udoka, head coach of the Boston Celtics, will understand in a different way. When things happen in Black America, a Black coach is going to be able to do more than empathize—they will be able to sit in that space with their players.

“I don’t understand what took so long, to be honest,” Jaylen Brown, guard for the Celtics said in an AP article.

That’s the real question here. Why did it take so long for half of the league’s coaches to be Black? In February 2019, NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, Chief People and Inclusion Officer Oris Stuart and President of Social Responsibility and Player Programs Kathy Behrens met with Rick Carlisle, Indiana coach and president of the National Basketball Coaches Association. After that meeting, the NBA Coaches Equality Initiative was created to address the inequity.

“For many years qualified young coaches of color like Ime Udoka, Jamahl Mosley, Willie Green, Wes Unseld Jr., Darvin Ham and Stephen Silas, to name just a few, were not getting consistent opportunities to interview for NBA head coaching positions,” Carlisle said. “The last two years changed everything. The league office has tirelessly made franchises more aware of the qualifications and journeys of these talented young coaches. This increased awareness has led to qualified coaches of all backgrounds having greater opportunity to interview and the numbers speak for themselves.”

Commissioner Silver is aware of the inequity still facing the NBA. Many basketball organizations still don’t have Black people in the front office. Legendary basketball player Michael Jordan is the only Black principal owner of a sport’s franchise, the Charlotte Hornets. The Hornets currently have an open coaching spot, and hopefully it’ll go to another Black coach.

For Mike Brown, “the dream” is to get to a point where 50% of head coaches being Black isn’t something worth talking about. If the league keeps up its current hiring practices, maybe it could happen.

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Powerful poem explores how kids debate the answer to, ‘What’s the opposite of a gun?’

“What’s the opposite of a gun?”

That’s the question at the heart of a powerful—and perpetually timely—poem by Brendan Constantine, based on his own teaching experience. It begins with him describing how he led his students through a poetry exercise called The Opposites Game, in which the students were asked to come up with the antonym of each word in a line of a poem by the famously reclusive 19th-century poet, Emily Dickinson.

“My Life had stood – a Loaded Gun,” was the line, and students easily came up with the opposites for the first six words. But when they got to “gun,” the students paused.

For a moment, very much like the one between
lightning and its sound, the children just stare at me,
and then it comes, a flurry, a hail storm of answers –


And then came the heated debate among the kids about the nature of a gun through an exploration of what it isn’t:

A flower.

A pillow.

A book.

A song.

A prayer.

A baby.

Or what’s that person who delivers babies? A midwife? Yes, a midwife.

Their discussion is beautiful and haunting, interweaving the profound innocence of children and the absurdity of the way we fight over guns in this country. The arguing. The shouting. The clubs forming.

Nothing’s decided, she says. We’re not done here.

Ha. Indeed.

Poetry has a way of getting to the heart of an issue in a way that rhetoric simply cannot. Constantine’s words go beyond the tired tropes trotted out by Americans on barstools, social media and the floor of Congress, laying out hard truths about American gun culture through the eyes of children.

“The Opposites Game” was made into a TED-Ed short film by Anna Samo and Lisa LaBracio, with Brendan Constantine reciting the poem aloud while it is illustrated in stop-motion. Watch:

Nothing’s decided…We’re not done here. That’s the truth of the matter, isn’t it?

We can’t even agree on what a gun is, much less what it isn’t. For some people a gun equals terror. For others, a gun equals freedom. Some see guns as weapons of war, some as tools for hunting, some as methods of intimidation, some as toys for target practice. Some look at a gun and see the faces of the kids killed in school shooting after school shooting. Some look at a gun and see safety and security.

Round and round we go, never deciding, never done. This poem was written years ago, with tens of thousands of gun violence deaths occurring in the U.S. since then, but feels like it could have been written this week.

And the enigmatic last line:

Your death will sit through many empty poems.

As one of the filmmakers said in an interview, “The whole poem is building up to this last sentence, and emotionally you understand exactly what it means, but you can’t put it into words.”

And that’s OK. We’ve heard more than enough words about guns in this country anyway.

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Pet owners share the worst thing their pet has ever done, and some have been very, very bad

Pets are wonderful, loving, innocent creatures that add so much pure joy into our lives.

They also have an unruly penchant for eating things they shouldn’t be eating, find heinously bad places to go potty and are weapons of mass destruction when it comes to shoes, fragile knickknacks and furniture. If you’ve had a pet, then you have at least one story involving one of these sins, if not all three.

No matter how egregious the act, it’s pretty hard to stay mad. After all, much of the time animal misbehavior is merely a natural reaction to stress or boredom. Plus, one look at their sweet little faces is all it takes for anger to be subdued. Most of the time.

A Reddit user recently asked pet owners, “What’s the worst thing your pet has ever done?” and boy, some critters really know to act out. Whether its fur babies or feathered friends or scaly companions, pets are capable of some truly horrific-slash-hilarious antics. We love them anyway, of course.

Below are 22 of the best responses from traumatized pet owners. And though their stories don’t necessarily paint the best picture of their beastly bestie, it’s certainly an amusing read, if not an all-too-relatable one.


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My dog dug up my neighbors cable line on Super Bowl Sunday when they had a big crowd coming over.” -@Living_Departure_265

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My parrot has learnt to swear and will not stop. The weirdest thing is that I don’t even know how he learnt to swear. Maybe he overheard the neighbors or something.” -@Pizza-pen

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As a kitten, she managed to get hold of, and tear to pieces, a dried flower my mother took from my grandmother’s funeral as a keepsake. Literally irreplaceable.” -@Catstrudle

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My dog, then teething, chewed through and broke the beanbag chair he used to sleep on; which was filled with styrofoam pellets, each about 3mm dia. Tens of thousands of them. There is no effective way of picking them up due to their attraction to static and propensity to fly at the slightest change in the wind. The vacuum cleaner just pushed around more than it picked up. It took ~3 hours to clean up. We were finding pellets for years in random places.” -@Darthfloyd

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I used to have this ball python. I wake up one morning and take him out of his cage because he’s looking restless. I throw him on my bed and lay back down. He’d often crawl on me and curl up for warmth. On this particular occasion he came sniffing around my face right as I yawned. When I did, a small tear came out of my eye, which he licked. A second later he latched onto my eyebrow like it was some furry little rodent. I sat right up, holding the four foot snake straight off my face. He let go after a few seconds and we didn’t talk for the rest of the day. Left two bloody holes right on my eyebrow. Jerk.” -@Stevel-Knievel

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Baxter once pooped in the refrigerator and ate an entire wheel of cheese. I wasn’t even mad, it was amazing.” -@ryclarky

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My boxer knocked over a statue of the Virgin Mary. Her head broke off, and my dog was running around with the head.” – @Motherinlawdouche

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As I lay down for a much needed nap the other day, I heard a crash in the living room go out to check what fresh hell…my Calico had climbed a desk and knocked over a small shelf containing a case of small silver thumbtacks alllllllll over my living room. I made it about 5 steps in before I realized I was surrounded by tacks.” -@slumvillain

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I filled a cup to the brim with fruit punch and walked away to put the bottle back into the fridge. When I turned back around I saw my blind cat standing on the dining room table feeling the cup with his paw…he winds up and swats it off the table. Got fruit punch everywhere.” -@colethefatcat

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“Back in 2014, my parents owned this vase that had been passed down 4 generations to the youngest in the family. It sat on top of the cabinets, like higher than the refrigerator. Our family went on a 4 day vacation to Disney World and had our neighbor feed our 2 cats. On the 2nd day of our vacation, my father gets a text saying that our vase shattered on the floor and both our cats were next to where it once sat. We believe our cats were able to jump up there with the help up [by] climbing on our air fryer we left on the counter.” -@mittiens

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“We bought our first house and the first time we left our dog alone he ate through the trim surrounding all the doors, the drywall behind it, and almost through the exterior. Needless to say I wasn’t pleased.” -@Fuzzy-Ad5756

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“I’m a caffeine addict and I admit it. I start out every day with an energy drink and pop Diet Mountain Dew all day. In college I was very, very broke and at one point was down to about 14 ounces left in a 2 liter of Mtn Dew poured into a cup. My cat came to check out what I had, sniffed at it and I guess the popping bubbles tickled her nose and she sneezed directly onto the surface of it.”-@LatterTowel9403

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“Got a new dog and wanted them to be happy and acclimated to a new home. Gave them a pig ear to chew on (already a fairly disgusting treat) and they happily take it. A short time later, where did the dog go? On my bed, chomping away on the pig ear, with a large pile of drool and pig ear bits, now quite possibly a permanent part of my sheets. Not the way I wanted to start off a relationship with a new dog. Silver lining, my sheets smelled like bacon for a while even after washing them!” -@ItsGotHeart

14.

“My beta killed 3 fish in a week.” -@Tox1cShark7

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“My dog was still a puppy and has never seen a baby bird. One night I was taking her for a walk and there was a baby bird on the ground. It was chirping and it really caught her attention (probably cause it sounded like her squeaky toys). I started reaching for the bird so I could try and put it back in its nest but my dog jumped towards the bird. I just heard a loud squeak and silence. My dog’s expression changed when she realized what she had done. The rest of the night she was not herself, I’m sure she felt really bad.” -@justanotherperson218

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“He (dog) broke my mother’s nose with his big head by jumping around too excitedly.” -@mortokes

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“A few nights ago, in the middle of the night, my monster cat brought in a live pigeon through the cat door and released it in the living room. Feathers EVERYWHERE.” -@effieokay

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“I have a roomba. I set it to clean at 7:30 AM every morning… because I am always out the door for work by then, and my dog has just been walked. One morning, apparently, the 7 AM walk was not enough, and my dog shit on the floor. Then, like a good little robot, my roomba took off. I came home to poo circles all over my carpet and a dead roomba.

TL;DR–My dog teamed up with a robot to create an abstract art piece made out of feces.” -@SleepsontheGround

19.

“Whilst walking my friend’s dalmation, Stripey, one summer’s day in a park filled with happy picnickers and laughing children, she spotted a birthday party. A river separated the party from us and, underestimating her love of food, I kept her off the [leash]. I’m not sure how she even saw the birthday cake wrapped in tinfoil but she leaped into the river before I could stop her. She tore apart the tinfoil like a savage and devoured the cake before quickly moving on to the BBQ where she managed to eat every sausage, burger and chicken leg she could see whilst the birthday boy watched in terror. I stood awkwardly on the other side of the water, shouting her name and apologizing profusely but she only listened when she’d decided her meal was over after which she swam calmly back over the water and pranced into the distance whilst the entire family stared me down. I am sorry, birthday boy, I hope your day wasn’t too badly ruined.” -@Tanyabee

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“One time I was running to the basement to grab an ingredient I had forgotten to add to dinner. Like an idiot, I kept the burner and hot pan going because I figured that running to the fridge in the basement would only take a minute. Instead, I tripped over my dog before reaching the first step and tumbled down into the basement. I stared up to see my dog looking down and smiling as I scrambled frantically to run back upstairs before my stupid dinner set the entire house on fire.” – [deleted]

21.

“Maybe not ‘worst’ for me, but definitely for my mom. She pissed off the cat… kicking her out of the bedroom before bed because she hates animals sleeping on her bed or next to her…Apparently in the morning, she was running late for work. Rushed to put on her shoes and found vomit in one of them. Out of all her shoes, and of all the times in the day, the cat had decided to revenge-puke in the ones she wears to work almost every day.” -@badguywindow

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“My 55lb dog ate an entire tray of pot brownies.” -@karmavorous

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