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Can ‘Ordinary Joe’ Fix the Sliding Doors Problem?

“Have you ever wondered what might have been?” a narrator asks in the trailer to the 1998 romantic comedy Sliding Doors?

It’s a question the film dramatizes in a way designed to provoke thought by suggesting how changing just one small detail, say making or missing a train while commuting home from losing a job, could reroute an entire life. In the film, Gwyneth Paltrow plays Helen Quilley, a suddenly unemployed London PR rep who, in one branch of the story, catches a train that brings her home in time to find her boyfriend cheating on her and, in the other, doesn’t. The film, written and directed by Peter Howitt, dramatizes the outcomes of both scenarios, alternating between the two.

It’s a clever idea, albeit one not exactly exclusive to Howitt’s film. Krzysztof Kieślowski’s 1981 film Blind Chance, for instance, similarly ponders a fateful attempt to catch a train. Tom Tykwer’s Run Lola Run, a three-part story of branching timelines, would make its festival debut a few months later. But it’s Sliding Doors that’s become the reference point, both for other films and television shows using similar storytelling techniques and as shorthand for a certain type of thought exercise about possible historical and personal turning points. In her 2018 appreciation of the film for The Ringer, Haley Mlotek notes the roots the idea has put down in self-help circles. “Search the film’s title,” she writes, “and you’ll find all kinds of therapists from relationship counselors to life coaches writing blog posts urging their clients to consider their own ‘sliding doors’ moments, as well as various spiritual and religious leaders, who see the hand of God shaping the course of their followers’ lives in every small moment.”

But, some exceptions aside, there’s a problem to Sliding Doors stories: they’re usually not particularly good, at least without some other reason for existing. Roger Ebert summed up the reasons succinctly in his two-star review of the film, writing, “I submit that there is a simple test to determine whether this plot can work: Is either timeline interesting in itself? If not, then no amount of shifting back and forth between them can help. And I fear they are not.” It’s sometimes easier to come up with a compelling set-up than it is to create an equally compelling follow-through. While they might make for diverting change-of-pace installments of Frasier, X-Files, and Bob’s Burgers, to name just a few shows that have drawn inspiration from the film, they don’t really work when pushed much longer than the length of a single episode.

Despite that history, the new NBC series Ordinary Joe has committed to building a whole series around a Sliding Doors moment.

First announced in 2006 as the creation of Matt Reeves (now best known for two Planet of the Apes movies and the forthcoming The Batman, then best known as the co-creator of Felicity) working form a format created by British writer Caleb Ranson, it was revived years later and developed by the writing team of Russel Friend and Garrett Lerner with Reeves remaining on as an executive producer. The series stars James Wolk (Mad Men, Zoo) as Joe Kimbreau, introduced as he prepares to graduate from Syracuse as part of the class of 2011. In the moments after graduation, he’s presented with three choices: in one he heads to the beach with his close friend/on-off girlfriend Jenny (You’s Elizabeth Lail), in the second he asks Amy (Natalie Martinez), a woman he just met but with whom he developed instant chemistry, out on a date; in the third, he goes to dinner with his family.

The choices have profound consequences for the Joe (or Joes) of the present day. Choosing the first, he learns that Jenny is pregnant with their child. They marry, he becomes a nurse, she becomes a paralegal, and they struggle to hold onto their marriage while raising their son Christopher (John Gluck), whose muscular dystrophy demands much of their attention. In the second, Joe marries Amy and successfully pursues his dream of becoming “the next Billy Joel,” learning years later that Jenny gave birth and put their child up for adoption. In the third, he becomes a policeman who, after foiling an assassin’s attempt to kill Congressman Bobby Diaz (Adam Rodriguez), begins dating Amy, here Diaz’s congressional aide, while working on the case with Jenny, who in this timeline has kept her child (and kept him secret from Joe) and become a lawyer.

It’s a lot to keep track of and, despite some stylistic shorthands like a color code that sets one timeline apart from another, not the sort of show that can be watched with one eye on your phone. (“Wait: Is he dating Amy in this world or married to her?”) It’s ultimately not that hard to follow, however. The bigger question: Is it worth it? Five episodes in an answer has emerged: most of the time, and with some heavy caveats for the schmaltz-averse, yeah. The scripts keep the stories compelling on their own terms, dropping intrigue and suspense into each timeline, but also deepen them by making connections that force viewers to reconsider what’s going on in each. (The writers’ room must look a bit like a conspiracy theorist’s thumbtack-and-thread boards.) Diaz, for instance, seems wholly sympathetic in one timeline, and varying degrees of skeezy in the other two, but a revelation about something from his past suggests he’s fundamentally the same person in each.

So, it suggests, are the other characters. Wolk plays Joe as a put-upon romantic in the Nurse Joe storyline but demanding and entitled as a rock star, but they each are still recognizably Joe, albeit variations on Joe whom life has pushed in different directions. In the Halloween episode “Mask On Mask Off,” for instance, we learn that Joe’s best friend Eric (Charlie Barnett) confided he was bisexual during their teen years. In one timeline he’s a single father who begins dating a man, in another happily married (to Amy) but open about his sexuality, but Barnett convincingly portrays him as the same guy in each. (So far Ordinary Joe has gone deeper in considering the implications of the scenario for its male characters than its female characters, but that could change.)

The show’s biggest hurdle isn’t its format but its tone. Sliding Doors provides one model but so does the NBC hit This is Us. That means every episode builds to moments of Big Emotions whether they feel earned or not. “Dad, did I ruin your life?” Christopher asks Joe in one episode. “Sometimes the most beautiful dreams are the ones that we have yet to dream,” his father replies, and though both performers play the moment well it still feels pretty forced. Ordinary Joe can be a bit much and if plot descriptions like “With the anniversary of 9/11 approaching, all three Joes grapple with the emotions that come with the day” make you squirm a bit, this might not be the show for you. That said, when it works it works. Some tugs at the heartstrings are hard to resist.

As a drama, Ordinary Joe has its ups and downs. But as an act of narrative engineering, it’s quite well done. It also serves as proof that the Sliding Doors concept has possibilities that haven’t yet been explored. It proves creators can find ways to entwine parallel narratives, making them less like either/or scenarios than ways to look at the same life from different angles. To loop back and answer the question asked by the Sliding Doors trailer, yes, of course, we’ve all wondered what might have been. But maybe it’s worth considering how little we might change, and how elusive happiness and satisfaction might remain no matter how far our forking paths might diverge.

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Dave Grohl Addresses The Nirvana Album Art Lawsuit: ‘He’s Got A ‘Nevermind’ Tattoo, I Don’t’

This year marks the 30th anniversary of Nirvana’s legendary album Nevermind. However, the narrative around it recently has been about the lawsuit from Spencer Elden, the then-baby-now-adult who appeared on the cover who alleges the photo is child pornography. Dave Grohl has been mostly tight-lipped about the situation when asked in recent days, but he spoke a little more about it in a recent interview.

In a new Vulture feature, Grohl was asked about his thoughts of the that the Nevermind cover constitutes child pornography and he responded, “I don’t know that I can speak on it because I haven’t spent too much time thinking about it. I feel the same way most people do in that I have to disagree. That’s all I’ll say.”

He was then asked, “I can think of, like, four times that he re-created that photo. If it’s a problem, why keep revisiting it every five years?” To that, he responded, “Listen, he’s got a Nevermind tattoo. I don’t.”

In an interview from earlier this month, Grohl said that if the cover ends up being changed, he has thoughts about what it could look like going forward: “I have many ideas of how we should alter that cover but we’ll see what happens. We’ll let you know. I’m sure we’ll come up with something good.”

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Tucker Carlson’s Commentary On Maskless Joe Biden Coughing Into His Hand Is Somehow Ickier Than The Act Itself

Tucker Carlson could arguably be running a comedy show (to rival Gutfeld!), if what he was doing (spreading endless vaccine misinformation) wasn’t so dangerous. When Tucker obsesses on something, man, he really digs in, as was the case when he couldn’t stop talking about Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend’s swollen testicles. And then there was that time that he went nuts over Don Lemon’s cookie jar, which the Fox News host labeled as some “white supremacist QAnon” piece of regalia.

Tucker really spread the heebie jeebies on Tuesday night after Joe Biden coughed into his hand and then shook other people’s hands. Granted, this was a gross thing to do, even outside of a pandemic. Someone should tell Biden to get a handle on any hygienic gaffes, but somehow, Tucker managed to make the situation even grosser than it already was. First, here’s the cough (and subsequent hand shaking) in action.

And here’s Tucker’s response, which has him describing the situation as such: “Joe Biden breathing on strangers, coughing up phlegm and smearing it on people with his hands. That’s the real hacking scandal. It wasn’t the Russians. It was Joe Biden’s lungs.” Uh, enjoy this clip, too.

Mediaite has even more of the segment, should you desire to hear Tucker go on and on about Biden’s “gaping maw completely uncovered, spewing hot corona breath, panting like an obscene phone caller on innocent passers-by.” Welcome to the newest Tucker obsession, y’all.

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Hana Vu Soars On ‘Gutter,’ From Her Upcoming Album ‘Public Storage’

Hopefully you were paying attention when Hana Vu roared onto the scene with 2018’s How Many Times Have You Driven By EP on Luminelle Recordings. Songs like “Shallow” showed not only a budding songwriter at 18, but a vocal force who could channel longing and absurdities through a lingering contralto. Since then, Vu has signed with Ghostly and has been recording her upcoming album in her home city of Los Angeles, with co-producer Jackson Phillips of Day Wave.

Public Storage comes out on November 5th via Ghostly and the last of four singles, “Gutter,” is out today, as is an instantly enveloping live performance video. Vu’s soaring vocals leave a lasting mark on the grunge-inflected tune with Phillips playing a gazy guitar hook. There’s just something so fierce about Vu’s delivery that calls to mind recent breakthrough acts like Snail Mail or Soccer Mommy, but with the speakers turned up an extra notch.

When speaking of the album, Vu said in a statement, “I am not religious, but when writing these songs I imagined a sort of desolate character crying out to an ultimately punitive force for something more.” That plea is certainly palpable from the singer on “Gutter” and has been a hallmark of her work since that first EP.

Find the studio and live versions of “Gutter” above and check out the album art and tracklist for Public Storage below.

Hana Vu

1. “April Fool”
2. “Public Storage”
3. “Aubade”
4. “Heaven”
5. “Keeper”
6. “Gutter”
7. “My House”
8. “World’s Worst”
9. “Anything Striking”
10. “Everybody’s Birthday”
11. “I Got”
12. “Maker”

Public Storage is out 11/5 via Ghostly. Pre-order it here.

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Joe Biden Gave Olivia Rodrigo A Shoehorn

This summer, Olivia Rodrigo made a trip to the White House in an effort to encourage COVID-19 vaccination among young people. While there, she made a video with Dr. Fauci and she also got to spend some time with President Joe Biden. She spoke about her visit with Biden on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night and revealed that he gave her an unexpected gift: a shoehorn. (For our younger readers, a shoehorn is a spoon-like tool used to help get tight-fitting shoes on.)

Kimmel brought up Rodrigo’s White House visit and showed a photo of her and the president posing while wearing sunglasses. Kimmel jokingly asked if Rodrigo brought her own sunglasses or if those were given to her, and Rodrigo responded, “He gave them to me, actually. He gave me a few gifts: He gave me those, he gave me some M&Ms, and he also gave me a shoehorn, which was strange.”

The host asked in disbelief, “Did he really give you a shoehorn?” Rodrigo responded, “Really. It had the presidential emblem on it. I’m serious, it’s at my house!” Kimmel laughed and joked, “Well, if you ever thought Joe Biden was too old to be president… now we know he is. He’s giving out shoehorns. He’s giving out shoehorns!”

His curiosity wasn’t satisfied yet, though, so he asked if Rodrigo feigned interest in the gift when she received it. She said, “I didn’t see it when he gave it to me. It was in a bag and I opened it and was like, ‘Oh, that’s so cool!’”

Check out the full interview above.

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Alec Baldwin Is The ‘Least Likely Person’ To Face Criminal Charges In Fatal ‘Rust’ Shooting, According To CNN’s Legal Expert

The Santa Fe County district attorney is investigating the fatal shooting on the set of the Western movie set Rust and criminal charges are not being ruled out. “It’s probably weeks, if not months, of follow-up investigation that we’re going to need to get to the point of charging,” district attorney Mary Carmack-Altwies told the New York Times. One person who is unlikely to face a criminal indictment is Alec Baldwin, who fired the prop gun that killed cinematographer Halyna Hutchins and wounded director Joel Souza.

“How complicated, as a legal question, does this become if charges are brought and who they’re brought against?” host Anderson Cooper asked CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin during Tuesday’s episode of Anderson Cooper 360. “It’s a very complicated situation,” he replied. “A lot of it has to do, will have to do with state of mind, which is always difficult for prosecutors to show. What did these various people know about the status of this gun at this point? And again, I just want to say at this point, Alec Baldwin looks like, frankly, the least likely person to have any sort of criminal liability, because it’s very hard for me to imagine that he could be expected to know that this was a gun that could have inflicted real harm. Unless evidence comes to show that he had reason to know that, I think he would be criminally in the clear.”

As for the rest of the crew, including the assistant director who reportedly handed Baldwin the gun with “live rounds,” Toobin told Cooper that the first thing the prosecutor will want to know is “who had custody of this gun? Who had access to ammunition? Was there any actual live ammunition on the premises? And who controlled it? And who put it into this gun if, in fact, that’s what happened? Certainly, following the evidence related to the weapon itself will be central to what the investigators have to do.”

You can watch the Anderson Cooper 360 clip above.

(Via the New York Times and Raw Story)

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Chris Evans’ Buzz Lightyear Goes To Infinity And… Beyond In Pixar’s ‘Lightyear’ Teaser Trailer

The first teaser trailer for Lightyear, which is not about Buzz Lightyear but it is the origin story of the human Buzz Lightyear that the toy is based on, is here.

The film is directed by Angus MacLane, who told Entertainment Weekly to not think of Lightyear as being set in the world of Toy Story. “Another way to get at it, it’s a straightforward sci-fi action film about the Buzz Lightyear character,” he said. “In the Toy Story universe, it would be like a movie that maybe Andy would have seen, that would have made him want a Buzz Lightyear figure. The movie doesn’t end and then you see Andy eating popcorn. This is its own thing… This is standalone. It’s the Buzz Lightyear movie. It’s that character but as the space ranger, not as the toy.”

Lightyear looks like it has more in common with First Man than Buzz Lightyear of Star Command, but human Buzz will have a laser and rocket legs, MacLane teased, “and you’d probably want to make sure that at some point he had a recognizable antagonist.” Lightyear doubles as an origin story of how Zurg got his purple ensemble.

Lightyear, featuring Chris Evans as the voice of Buzz, hits theaters next summer.

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Jimmy Kimmel Assembled A Clown Parade Of ‘Pandummies’ Offering Up Their Mask Conspiracy Theories… Which Somehow Involve E.T.

Move over, “alternative facts”—“conspiracy facts” are here! On Tuesday night, Jimmy Kimmel paid tribute to the mask mandate protestors, a.k.a. “pandummies,” who have taken their wild grumblings about the dangers of face mask-wearing from social media to the streets. According to Kimmel, they’re been “popping up at public hearings and school board meetings to complain about mask-wearing and share their conspiracy theories.”

So Kimmel decided to pay tribute to their inanity by cobbling together a best-of video, which he titled “Clown Hall,” in which a seemingly never-ending stream of batsh*t anti-vaxxers spew their bizarre facts about COVID and… E.T.? Here’s just a taste of some of the totally logical arguments made against wearing a thin piece of fabric across your face that could very well save your life.

“If God wanted us to cover our mouth and nose, he would have designed us that way.” (Note: This woman had to read that sentence from her iPhone—just to make sure she got the wording just right.)

“We are designed to breathe oxygen, not our own body waste.”

“Maybe the reason we have people in the hospital is all this mask wearing! Did we ever think of that?! DID WE EVER THINK OF THAT?!” (Those exclamation points aren’t even coming close to communicating the urgency of this woman’s message.)

“I know you guys think that’s a conspiracy theory, but it’s not. It’s a conspiracy fact.”

“If you wore that diaper on your face, if he farted right now, could you smell it?”

“God forbid my son got it and died. That would be hard—that would be so hard. But that was my choice.” (Does this constitute premeditated murder?)

“E.T.! E.T. came down, they quarantined the whole house. They had hazmat suits on. What do you have, short-term memory loss? ‘Cause I think you do.”

“Take one of these spoons and put it on your vaccination spot. Guess what? It’s going to stick to you! Guess what else? You take a black light flashlight and shine it on your veins, and you’re now going to glow in the blacklight because guess what? You’re no longer human.”

And our personal favorite: “YOUR CHILDREN AND YOUR CHILDREN’S CHILDREN WILL BE SUFFOCATED!”

You can watch the full presentation above, beginning around the 6:10 mark. Sound most definitely on!

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Yep, Rootin’ Tootin’ Lauren Boebert Attempted To Channel Ariana Grande While Denying Her Jan. 6 Involvement

Lauren Boebert can’t help herself when it comes to making references that only make her look silly. She recently botched an Office Space reference while attempting to draw a parallel between Tylenol and COVID vaccinations. And when it comes to her denial of involvement in plotting the January 6 insurrection, she decided to attempt to channel a super-mega-successful pop star: Ariana Grande.

It’s a lot to process, but it all began when Rolling Stone published an explosive report that quoted Republican organizers who named several lawmakers, including Marjorie Taylor Greene and Boebert, who helped to plot the siege on the Capitol. The Rifle Republican issued a “carefully worded statement” (which is the term that was used and roasted on Twitter), in which she denied giving a tunnel tour as reported. She insisted that she’d visited the Capitol with family and ended with a flourish: “Thank you, next.”

“Once again, the media is acting as a messaging tool for the radical left,” Boebert declared. “The left falsely accused me of giving a reconnaissance tour. In reality, I was visiting the Capitol with my family.” She added that Rolling Stone only “[used] anonymous sources and shoddy reporting to attack me. Thank you, next.”

Never mind that Boebert tweeted House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s location during the insurrection, and that she tweeted, “Today is 1776.” She quoted Ariana’s “Thank U, Next.” It’s time to really stop the presses, and this didn’t totally go unnoticed.

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Nicolas Cage Reportedly Once Lost His Sh*t On Hannah Gutierrez-Reed, The ‘Rust’ Armorer When Halyna Hutchins Was Killed

In the six days since cinematographer Halyna Hutchins heartbreakingly—and needlessly—lost her life on the set of the New Mexico-set Western Rust when a live bullet from a prop gun was accidentally discharged by Alec Baldwin, we’ve been learning more and more about the circumstances surrounding this seemingly avoidable tragedy. Through on-set investigations and interviews with people involved in the production, what has emerged is a picture of a set that, even before Hutchins’ death, was in disarray. Just hours before the fatal shooting, the Los Angeles Times reported that several members of the camera crew walked off the project over working conditions that included “long, long commutes and waiting for their paychecks.”

One of the key players in the incident is Hannah Gutierrez-Reed, the 24-year-old with little experience who was ultimately hired as the set’s armorer and put in charge of the cache of weapons. (Shortly before Gutierrez-Reed was hired, a prop master with more than 30 years of experience turned down a job on the movie due to what he described as “massive red flags.”)

According to her IMDb profile, Gutierrez-Reed had only ever worked on two films before—and one of those gigs was as a costume assistant. The other was as head armorer on Brett Donowho’s The Old Way, in which Nicolas Cage plays an aging gunslinger whose past is catching up with him. But The Wrap is reporting that Gutierrez-Reed—who is the daughter of noted weapons expert Thell Reed, who has served as a gun coach and/or armorer on several major productions, including L.A. Confidential, Miami Vice, and Once Upon a Time… In Hollywood—“was the subject of numerous complaints” while working on The Old Way, and reportedly even had a dust-up with Cage directly.

As Sharon Waxman and Brian Welk wrote for The Wrap:

Stu Brumbaugh, who served as key grip on the Cage Western The Old Way this summer, told The Wrap that Gutierrez-Reed upset both Cage and other crew members on the Montana production by failing to follow basic gun safety protocols like announcing the arrival and usage of weapons onto the set.

After firing a gun near the cast and crew for a second time in three days without warning, Brumbaugh said that Cage yelled at her, “Make an announcement, you just blew my f—ing eardrums out!” before walking off set in a rage. “I told the AD, ‘She needs to be let go,’” Brumbaugh, adding, ‘After the second round I was pissed off. We were moving too fast. She’s a rookie.’”

While an unnamed producer on The Old Way dismissed the story of Cage’s outburst or that it was suggested that Gutierrez-Reed be fired to The Wrap, Brumbaugh and another members of the production claimed that the young armorer’s inexperience “put the cast and crew in several unnecessary and dangerous situations,” noting that she had “walked onto the set with live rounds of blanks and no public announcement to the cast and crew, breaking established safety protocols,” that “she tucked pistols under her armpits and carried rifles in each hand that were ready to be used in a scene [and] firearms were aimed at people,” and that “she twice fired guns on the set without giving any warning to the cast and crew, as required.”

On the set of Rust, the shot that killed Hutchins allegedly wasn’t the first time a gun was accidentally discharged.

Just one month ago, The Wrap reported that Gutierrez-Reed was a guest on the “Voices of the West” podcast, where she discussed her job and described her role on The Old Way as a “really badass way” to kick off her career. While she admitted that she learned part of her craft from her father, she mostly claimed to being self-taught in tasks like loading blanks into a weapon.

“The best part about my job,” Gutierrez-Reed said, “is just showing people who are normally kind of freaked out by guns how safe they can be and how they’re not really problematic unless put in the wrong hands.”

(Via The Wrap)