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Samia Shares A Video For Her Poignant New Single ‘As You Are’

New York indie singer-songwriter Samia Finnerty has unveiled a lovely new single, “As You Are,” which appears on the forthcoming EP Scout, the digital version of which arrives in just a few days. There’s also a video for the track featuring the artist singing thoughtfully in front of a variety of dreamy backgrounds, such as the beach and an aircraft mid-flight.

As for the song, “As You Are” is a mellow, delicate single, with Samia singing earnestly about moments in her life that have taken on new meaning. The song, which follows earlier single “Show Up,” also features clips of voicemail messages from Samia’s partner and her parents, actors Kathy Najimy and Dan Finnerty.

“I’m used to being around lots of people all the time so a year of quarantine forced me to consider which moments were truly meaningful and with whom,” she said in a release. “The chorus is a mantra and a response to the struggle to believe I’m worthy of love in a vacuum, that love can be pre-reflexive and worth our blind faith in it.”

Scout follows Samia’s 2020 debut LP, The Baby. “[Scout] feels like a part two — it’s The Baby‘s slightly older sister letting her know that everything is gonna be alright,” Samia said when Scout was announced.

Watch the “As You Are” video above.

Scout is out 7/23 via Grand Jury. Pre-order it here.

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Ty Dolla Sign And 070 Shake Join Swedish House Mafia’s Moody ‘Lifetime’ Performance On ‘The Tonight Show’

Just hours after debuting their new single “Lifetime,” Swedish House Mafia appeared on The Tonight Show to deliver a moody performance of the new track with Ty Dolla Sign and 070 Shake, as well as their prior single “It Gets Better.”

All of the performers appear in silhouette in a darkened room. During the Swedish House Mafia parts, each of the three members appears in one of three orange-tinged “portholes” playing their respective instruments. During Ty and Shake’s appearances, the two R&B futurists are tripled to appear in all three of the circles of light.

“It Gets Better” and “Lifetime” are the lead and second single from Swedish House Mafia’s upcoming debut album Paradise Again, respectively, while Paradise Again is the Stockholm trio’s first full-length project since the 2012 compilation Until Now.

070 Shake, who the band said they would put “on every single record we did” if they could, made her splashy debut last year with Modus Vivendi after writing for Kanye West on his GOOD Music albums in 2018. Meanwhile, Ty Dolla Sign is also closing in on a year removed from his own 2020 album, Featuring Ty Dolla Sign.

Watch Swedish House Mafia’s Tonight Show performance of their new single “Lifetime” above.

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James Gunn Has A Very Good Reason For Making Starro — A ‘Ridiculous’ Giant Starfish — A Villain In ‘The Suicide Squad’

When it was first announced that one of the main villains in James Gunn’s upcoming The Suicide Squad would be a giant starfish-like alien with mind-control powers, many people seemed confused as to how a starfish (giant or otherwise) could work as any sort of genuine supervillain. And when they learned that said giant starfish-like alien’s name was Starro, well, that didn’t help matters. But Comic Book reports that Gunn’s connection to this particular character — who made his DC Comics debut all the way back in 1960 — is a personal one, as he explained during a recent press event:

“Well I just, I wanted a major DC villain that is a major DC villain that people wouldn’t expect to be in a movie. And I’ve always loved Starro. I mean, as a kid, I found Starro completely terrifying. The idea of this giant starfish with one big guy that shoots these things out of him that take over people’s brains, like those old pictures with Superman with him on his face. Always scared the shit out of me. So, it was about taking something that was completely, mind you, ridiculous, that looks, putting him in a setting that is the gritty streets of Cologne, Panama, and then allowing him to do his scary business, but he’s also completely outrageous. And so, that mix of things appealed to my aesthetic.”

Given that Gunn honed his filmmaking skills with Troma Studios (home of the The Toxic Avenger) and has turned a tiny little tree monster and a wise-cracking raccoon into two of cinema’s most beloved characters, mixing strange and silly with unexpectedly effective results has become Gunn’s brand. So it’s probably best to trust that the writer-director knows what will work best with his “Sh*tty Supervillains” movie.

(Via Comic Book)

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Kevin Feige Reveals How Yelena’s Vest Was An Early Idea To Connect ‘Black Widow’ To ‘Infinity War’

During a Black Widow watch party on Monday night, Marvel Studios chief Kevin Feige fielded live questions about the movie from fans on Twitter, and naturally, one of those questions was about Yelena (Florence Pugh)’s vest. While it was the source of some pocket-based humor, eagle-eyed Marvel fans immediately recognized that it’s the same vest that Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson) wears in Avengers: Infinity War while she’s on the run with Captain America following the events of Captain America: Civil War.

When a fan asked Feige “how long ago” he and the filmmakers decided to use the vest to connect Black Widow to Infinity War, the Marvel Studio head admitted the idea arrived very early in the development process.

“The vest was an early idea to tie Yelena and Natasha stories together beyond this film and create a surprising emotional response when viewing Infinity War again,” Feige tweeted from the official Marvel account. “It’s a cool vest. A lot of pockets.”

Considering Black Widow takes place between Civil War and Infinity War, the film had to carefully thread the needle when it comes to continuity, and the vest was an elegant approach to that problem. Director Cate Shortland also recently praised Feige for not going the easy route and stuffing the film full of MCU cameos. In fact, there’s none.

“We didn’t want it to feel like [Black Widow] needs the support,” Shortland said. “We want her to stand alone. And she does.”

(Via Marvel Studios on Twitter)

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2021 NBA Mock Draft: Taking Stock As Pre-Draft Workout Buzz Swirls

It seems as if almost no time has passed since the 2021 NBA Draft Lottery took place, with the Detroit Pistons claiming the ultimate prize of the No. 1 overall pick. In the ensuing weeks, the rumor mill began to churn with regard to what might take place at the top of the board but, with the draft itself set to arrive in fewer than two weeks, the buzz will only continue to build.

The top tier features Cade Cunningham, Jalen Green and Evan Mobley for most observers and players like Jalen Suggs, Jonathan Kuminga and/or Scottie Barnes for others. Still, there is a great deal of uncertainty with the order in which these prospects will fall, and that begins with at least a modicum of variability at No. 1 when including the potential for trade winds to blow.

At any rate, it is time for another round of mock draft projections, with the top spot mirroring previous editions and many changes from there. Let’s begin the draft with the Pistons and a familiar face.

1. Detroit Pistons – Cade Cunningham (G/F, Oklahoma State)

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The Pistons are seemingly doing their due diligence at No. 1 overall, as they should. For me, Cunningham is the comfortable No. 1 pick and, when the time arrived, I’d take him without a preposterous trade offer. There seems to be at least a chance the Pistons do something else, though, from trading down (perhaps with Houston?) to simply taking Jalen Green. Only time will tell.

2. Houston Rockets – Jalen Green (G, G League Elite)

All indications are that the Rockets are more likely to take Green than Evan Mobley or Jalen Suggs if Cunningham is off the board. Green brings a sky-high ceiling as a tremendous athlete and shot creator, and there is a justifiable premium placed on his skill set and athletic profile.

3. Cleveland Cavaliers – Evan Mobley (C/F, USC)

Cleveland does have Jarrett Allen as a restricted free agent, but Mobley is the kind of talent where that can’t be the reason you pass. Ironically, he’d fit quite well with Kevin Love, but more importantly, Mobley’s defensive profile is scintillating and there is more than enough on offense to just pick him and figure out the roster later. He’s firmly a top-three guy for me and this would be an easy choice if the top two flows in this way.

4. Toronto Raptors – Jalen Suggs (G, Gonzaga)

Candidly, I’m more in the camp that Suggs does a lot of things well but nothing at an uber-elite level. As such, he might be more of a high-floor selection than a player with an All-NBA ceiling, but he’s still the No. 4 prospect and it would be tough for Toronto to pass. The Raptors have a lot of roster uncertainty, though, and this could also be a trade piece.

5. Orlando Magic – Scottie Barnes (F, Florida State)

Barnes seems to be creeping up draft boards and there is a lot to like. His defense is particularly impressive with length, communication and the ability to defend multiple positions. Offensively, he combines size with play-making chops and he could be an intriguing facilitator long-term. It is wild to take a player with Barnes’ shooting concerns this high but, more and more, there seems to be a belief that he could land as high as No. 5 overall — and he certainly fits the profile of Orlando’s recent draft history.

6. Oklahoma City Thunder – Jonathan Kuminga (F/G, G League Ignite)

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The Thunder are, in some ways, the perfect Kuminga team. He is a project and, at No. 6, that can be a tough sell. However, Oklahoma City is essentially a blank canvas beyond Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, and Kuminga’s physical tools and athletic profile are impressive enough to justify this investment without a ton of safety.

7. Golden State Warriors (via Minnesota) – Josh Giddey (G/F, Adelaide 36ers)

Golden State will undoubtedly evaluate trades involving this pick, and they are in a bizarre position as a win-now team with two lottery selections and James Wiseman returning for his second campaign. In Giddey, they are betting on talent, but his passing, rebounding, ability to push in transition and free-flowing archetype would fit well in what the Warriors are trying to do. Don’t get me wrong, though, this pick could go in about seven different directions.

8. Orlando Magic (via Chicago) – Davion Mitchell (G, Baylor)

This too high for Mitchell in my personal view, but Mitchell’s stock continues to be lofty within league circles. He is definitely a strong defender, even while acknowledging that placing an emphasis on guard defense can be a fool’s errand in the modern game. A lot of the evaluation comes down to whether you buy Mitchell’s shooting from the 2020-21 season, as he struggled before that and has ugly free throw numbers. It may not be Orlando, but somebody is likely to take Mitchell in the lottery.

9. Sacramento Kings – Moses Moody (G/F, Arkansas)

Moody is a personal favorite of mine. I would consider him as high as No. 5 overall, and the Kings can basically go anywhere with this pick with the exception of point guard. Moody is a best player available pick, but Sacramento also isn’t wedded long-term to anyone on the wing.

10. New Orleans Pelicans – Franz Wagner (F, Michigan)

The Pelicans have to find supporting pieces that can defend around Zion Williamson and Brandon Ingram. Wagner is one of the best defenders in the draft, using his 6’9 frame with length, athleticism and high-end acumen. Scouts are mixed on the offensive end, but there were a ton of flashes at Michigan, and he is a lottery talent that fits snugly in New Orleans.

11. Charlotte Hornets – James Bouknight (G, UConn)

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Bouknight could be gone by this point, as he seems to be a favorite of the mainstream right now. He can definitely score at a high level, and his Pro Day produced some helium, which is what any agent hopes will happen from that setting. On paper, Charlotte doesn’t have a glaring need in the backcourt with Devonte’ Graham and Terry Rozier flanking LaMelo Ball, but Graham is a restricted free agent who could get a big offer that the Hornets aren’t willing to match, and Bouknight would be interesting with Ball.

12. San Antonio Spurs – Alperen Sengun (C/F, Beskitas)

I’ve largely given up on trying to figure out what the Spurs are doing. With that out of the way, San Antonio does have a well-regarded scouting staff internationally, and they haven’t been afraid to take prospects with potential fit concerns if they are good at basketball. Sengun is insanely productive for his age at a high level in Europe, and some models are going to have him as a firm top-10 pick. This is a good compromise.

13. Indiana Pacers – Corey Kispert (G/F, Gonzaga)

Kispert definitely struggled near the end of the NCAA Tournament, taking some of the helium out of his draft balloon. After some time removed from the tourney, though, his stock seems to have settled in the mid-first range. Almost any team could benefit from a player with his shooting profile, and there is optimism that Kispert can defend enough to get by.

14. Golden State Warriors – Keon Johnson (G/F, Tennessee)

This might be the floor for Johnson. He is one of the best athletes in the draft (if not the single best) and his defensive chops are potentially devastating to the opposition. Offensively, most of the debate is whether he’ll be able to find a consistent jump shot. If a team believes in his shooting, he should go higher than this. Even if they don’t, he could return value as a mid-first rounder.

15. Washington Wizards – Kai Jones (C, Texas)

For two full draft cycles, the Wizards have been tied to a bunch of center prospects. They haven’t taken any, but after going back-to-back with Deni Avdija and Rui Hachimura (and with their veteran bigs headed for free agency), it’s time. Jones has sky-high upside with his physical tools. He’s a late bloomer and, as a reminder, he was a two-year guy at Texas. However, this could be a chance for Jones to unleash his talents if things go well.

16. Oklahoma City Thunder (via Boston) – Jalen Johnson (F, Duke)

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Johnson is a tremendous passer and, if you catch him in the right environment, he looks every part of the top-eight prospect he was billed to be coming out of high school. On the flip side, he has been all over the place the last few years, his defense waxes and wanes, and he isn’t a comfortable shooter right now. Somebody’s going to take him in the top 20 on talent, and the Thunder can afford to take swings.

17. Memphis Grizzlies – Chris Duarte (G/F, Oregon)

The Grizzlies haven’t been shy about taking older prospects (see Clarke, Brandon and Bane, Desmond) in recent years. Duarte is very old in that he’ll be 24 as a rookie, but there is a ton to like about his skill set. If age wasn’t a concern, he’d be a lottery pick, and some still view him that way, noting that he took a long and winding road to the 2021 Draft after a delayed basketball start.

18. Oklahoma City Thunder (via Miami) – Cam Thomas (G, LSU)

Thomas has his weaknesses, but he can flat-out shoot and score. Oklahoma City is just taking swings, but they don’t have anyone that can do what Thomas projects to do outside of the obvious gifts of Shai Gilgeous-Alexander. The Thunder could do just about anything with their three picks, including trade possibilities, but Thomas has a high ceiling with his shot creation.

19. New York Knicks – Sharife Cooper (G, Auburn)

New York’s long-term point guard needs are well-documented. Immanuel Quickley looks to be a very good pick from 2020, but Cooper is a different player. He is dynamic with the ball in his hands, one of the best passers in the draft and capable of running an offense. He might be gone by this point if a team believes he can shoot down the line, but this would be a very good value play for New York with tangible upside.

20. Atlanta Hawks – Jaden Springer (G, Tennessee)

By the time the draft gets here, Springer could end up in the lottery. Mainstream observers are seemingly catching up to what Draft Twitter has been saying for a while in that Springer checks a lot of intriguing boxes. In Atlanta, he could unleash his high-end defensive projection alongside Trae Young while helping with the secondary creation load and not having to do too much in his first year or two.

21. New York Knicks (via Dallas) – Trey Murphy (F, Virginia)

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With Cooper at No. 19, the Knicks go the opposite direction here. Murphy isn’t going to be a star, but he profiles as a potentially valuable role player. He’s been rising through the draft process, and Murphy has size and three-point shooting to go along with a frame that should lead to acceptable defense as a combo forward. That sounds like a player every team wants.

22. Los Angeles Lakers – Ayo Dosunmu (G, Illinois)

The Lakers are certainly in win-now mode and they might approach this pick through that lens. Dosunmu has his detractors, but he was tremendous this season at Illinois and he has a polish that could lead to the ability to contribute quickly. If you believe in his three-point shooting uptick from 2020-21, it is easy to see him as a first-round pick, and the Lakers could use another creator.

23. Houston Rockets (via Portland) – Ziaire Williams (F/G, Stanford)

It is tough to pin down Williams’ stock after a brutal year at Stanford. It would be mind-blowing to see him fall out of the first round, though, as Williams is a 6’9 forward with great length and the potential to shoot it at a very high level in the NBA. The Rockets, with three first-round selections and a lengthy rebuild coming, can easily afford to take a swing.

24. Houston Rockets (via Milwaukee) – Tre Mann (G, Florida)

As noted above, Houston has three picks. They may not use them all, but Mann would be an interesting upside bet as an on-ball player with good size and creativity. The Rockets don’t have that kind of prospect right now, and a potential lead guard has to be appealing on some level.

25. Los Angeles Clippers – Usman Garuba (F/C, Real Madrid)

Remember the way the Clippers were playing during their playoff run, using small ball to flummox opponents? Garuba would be an awesome fit in that kind of scheme as a small-ball center with high-end defensive impact. His offensive game is a bit of a mixed bag, but Garuba is one of the better defenders in the draft and he should be a first-rounder.

26. Denver Nuggets – Josh Christopher (G/F, Arizona State)

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Christopher may not be a perfect fit for the Nuggets, as his primary appeal comes with his scoring. Denver has plenty of that with Nikola Jokic, Michael Porter Jr. and Jamal Murray (when healthy), but the Nuggets would be buying in a “best player available” way with Christopher. Some view him as a lottery-level talent and, if you buy his perimeter shooting, the intrigue grows.

27. Brooklyn Nets – Kessler Edwards (F, Pepperdine)

The Nets might move this pick for win-now help. That’s certainly notable. If they keep it, an investment in a two-way forward would be a good idea, both for the short- and long-term. Edwards has a bit of a strange shooting motion, but he made threes at an impressive clip at Pepperdine. He’s also a wonderful team defender, and contending teams should be taking a look at him in this range.

28. Philadelphia 76ers – Miles McBride (G, West Virginia)

Philadelphia can certainly use another perimeter option and McBride checks a lot of boxes. In fact, there is an argument he should go higher than this, particularly if observers believe in his shooting (a trend in this draft, as you can see). He’s a tremendous point-of-attack defender with some on-ball creativity, and McBride also measured with a wingspan north of 6’8 despite his combo guard size.

29. Phoenix Suns – Isaiah Jackson (C, Kentucky)

Phoenix did take a big in the lottery last year with Jalen Smith but he never emerged into the rotation. As such, they still may not have a backup center and this would help to plug that hole. Jackson may go considerably higher than this, but it can also be tough to find a landing spot for him. Scouts do like what he can bring to the table, though, and this would be a very good value for the Suns.

30. Utah Jazz – Nah’Shon Hyland (G, VCU)

Hyland has been an internet favorite for a long time and he is now getting mainstream attention. His combine performance drew rave reviews, and the Jazz could use another creator, particularly if they are unable to come to an agreement to keep Mike Conley. Moreover, Hyland should be a first round pick somewhere, so this provides the soft landing spot at the end of the road.

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Childish Gambino Turns In An Optimistic Cover Of Brittany Howard’s ‘Stay High’

This week will bring Jaime Reimagined, for which Brittany Howard recruited some of her musical peers to put their own spin on songs from her 2019 debut solo album, Jaime. She rounded up quite the cast for the project, as it features folks like Bon Iver, Earthgang, BadBadNotGood, Syd, and Common.

Also appearing is Childish Gambino (aka Donald Glover), whose cover of “Stay High” was shared today. Gambino’s rendition of the song starts with a string into before he sings in falsetto over jaunty keyboards, synths, and electronic drums. Howard’s original version of the song has more of an organic sound, but Gambino’s rendition retains the optimistic spirit of the original and doesn’t come across as too much of a departure despite the vastly different instrumentation.

Brittany Howard previously said of the project, “Making Jaime was so much fun for me because I was able to explore so many different genres of music. There were no rules. This reimagination project has been no different. I have been honored to have so many incredible artists from all musical worlds interpret my songs in such interesting and different ways.”

Listen to Gambino’s rendition of “Stay High” above.

Jaime Reimagined is out 7/23 via ATO Records. Pre-order it here.

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Megan Fox Discusses Being Told To Dress ‘Less Sexy’ Early In Her Career So She Would Be ‘Taken More Seriously’

Megan Fox has been very outspoken about how the industry treated her. The Jennifer’s Body actress told the Washington Post that an uncomfortably sexual and “very dark” 2009 interview with Jimmy Kimmel was “a microcosm of my whole life and whole interaction with Hollywood,” while in a recent video interview with Who What Wear, she discussed how she was forced to dress “less sexy” early in her career.

“I like Maeve because she’s not that way,” Fox said about her current stylist, Maeve Reilly. “She’s more forward-thinking in the pieces that she chooses… She has a really good eye, and I like the fact that she’s not afraid. She’s not trying to hide me. People were trying to hide me and make me less sexy so that I could be taken more seriously. And I was like, ‘I don’t give a f*ck about that. I just want the look to be right.’”

Fox also looked back at the outfit she wore to the Juno premiere. “I was going to meet Diablo [Cody] because we were in the process of talking about Jennifer’s Body and to see if I was right for it and like how we vibed with each other. And it was a big deal,” she said, adding air quotes around “big deal.” “So everyone wanted me to look a certain way. Everyone wanted me to look like a movie star, so that I could land this role, and I had a real problem with authority when I was young. I resent people trying to tell me how to look, or act, or speak.” Instead of wearing a “beautiful kind of dress,” she attended the Juno premiere in a vintage Mötley Crüe shirt and “some weird-ass belt from Kitson.”

You can watch the video interview above.

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Seth Rogen Got A Little Morbid About Those Unsettling Dancing Robots From Boston Dynamics

Seth Rogen’s coming down off the high (although he’s frequently, admittedly high) of ending his decade-long wait to tell an inappropriate story to Nick Kroll. That doesn’t mean that he’s resting on social media, though. Nope, the man who recently tweeted an amazing story about Paul Rudd secretly massaging him (that Rudd did not hesitate to confirm) still has plenty of energy. And he’s using that energy to hit home on why those Boston Dynamics robots might spell the doom of humanity.

It might be a little bit too early to think so seriously about dancing robots (and the below tweet did arrive late evening, so there’s that). Seriously though, Rogen’s got a solid point here. If these robots can dance up a storm, what would prevent them from going full Skynet? “It would actually be funny,” the An American Pickle star tweeted. “If they did… kill us all.”

In other words, these robots might not be as cute as they seem, and humanity shouldn’t be too surprised if some retaliation eventually comes down the line toward us.

We laugh now. However, years ago, someone made a parody video of robots being cruelly mistreated, which suggests that, you know, these robots could damn well retaliate against their masters one day. Really, one never knows what could go wrong with AI-powered hunks of metal. In a decade, these robots could be making all of us dance. And I know that not all of you out there dance very well. The horror, the horror.

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Cardi B Dons A Leather Bikini To Show Off Her Baby Bump And Rap ‘Wild Side’

The past month has been busy for Cardi B. Towards the end of June, she popped up at the BET Awards and revealed that she is pregnant again. Then, a few days ago, she hopped on Normani’s new single, “Wild Side.” Now she has brought those two events together in a new Twitter video.

Cardi begins the clip lip-syncing Normani’s hook while wearing a green mesh outfit. When it comes time for Cardi’s verse, everything changes. The scene shifts to Cardi sitting on a black box and wearing a leather bikini, which offers a good look at her baby bump.

After the original “Wild Side” video dropped, Cardi declared that had she not been pregnant, the visual would have looked a lot different. She tweeted, “If I wasn’t pregnant I would of done a lit ass pole video to wildside ….but I am so imma just have to do a video rolling on the floor like peppa pig.”

Also recently, Cardi showed off how she was able to hide her baby bump for so long by demonstrating with a video that made clever use of angles.

Check out the “Wild Side” clip above.

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Stephen Colbert And Jimmy Fallon Made Essentially The Same Randy Joke About The Debunked ‘Anti-Sex’ Cardboard Beds At The Olympics

When word first hit that the beds in Tokyo’s Olympic Village were made of cardboard, people came to one immediate — and fair — conclusion: That forcing the world’s most talented athletes to sleep atop what would undoubtedly be your cat’s new favorite plaything would be one surefire way to discourage this year’s Olympic athletes from increasing their potential COVID risk by getting up to any sexual shenanigans. (Has the IOC never heard of a floor?!) While, sadly, that these cardboard beds were meant to discourage athletes from banging their fellow Olympians turned out to be a rumor, that didn’t stop Jimmy Fallon and Stephen Colbert from making what was essentially the same joke about the pulpy sleeping pods on their Monday night shows after a video from Irish gymnast Rhys McClenaghan went viral.

“Well guys, the Olympics are almost here and the athletes in the Olympic Village are sleeping on beds made of cardboard, and some people think that they’re meant to discourage any intimacy,” Fallon explained. “That’s nice: You finally reach your Olympic dreams and have to sleep on an Amazon box… That’s right, ‘cause of COVID, organizers want to make sure every athlete is as celibate as a badminton player… Yet everyone’s been talking about these beds, so a gymnast from Ireland put them to a test in a viral video that he posted.”

Fallon was convinced that the beds worked just fine, “as long as you have the body of a 70-pound Irish gymnast.” His bigger issue was with the way that McClenaghan demonstrated the bed’s durability: by jumping up and down on it, as if to suggest that was the gymnast’s signature method for partaking in a bit of how’s your father.

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Over on The Late Show, Stephen Colbert had the same idea. He warned viewers that it’s only a matter of time before “we could see a return to pandemic lockdowns” because COVID infections has risen almost 70 percent in the past week alone—and in all 50 states. Still, Colbert seems to feel confident that, based on McClenaghan’s professional testing of “the structural integrity of the bed,” no one that particular gymnast comes into contact with will contract coronavirus as the Irish lad clearly does not know how to bone.

McClenaghan deemed the anti-sex rhetoric “fake news,” while Colbert described it as “great news for randy Olympians and even better news for anyone who has sex with that guy.”

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

You can watch both clips above.