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DIME NBA Tier List: Tiering The League Ahead Of The Stretch Run

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With the All-Star break behind us, we can fully shift our attention to the playoff race in the NBA. There are breakaways at the top in both conferences, but the battle for playoff position behind those teams is going to be incredibly fierce. Further down the standings, there is a West Play-In battle that should be entertaining and an East Play-In race where someone is going to accidentally make it in as the 10-seed.

As we get set to watch all of those battles unfold, we decided to take a look at what tier each team belongs in as the NBA season reaches its stretch run.

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S-Tier: Thunder, Cavs, Celtics

There are three teams that have crossed the 40-win mark so far, and right now I don’t think there’s much debate about who are the three best teams in the league. The Celtics have seemingly shaken out of their midseason funk and look as dangerous as ever, while the Thunder and Cavs just will not break stride at the top of the East and West. Those two just keep ripping off wins at a historic rate, but I think most fans are waiting until May to completely believe they’re as good as they’ve looked this regular season.

A-Tier: Nuggets, Knicks, Grizzlies, Lakers

The Nuggets feel like the biggest threat of this group right now, as Jamal Murray looks like the guy we saw back in 2023 and Nikola Jokic continues to have his best season. That said, they just haven’t reached that top level as consistently as those teams in the top tier and lack the same level of depth. As everyone discussed this week after another drubbing at the hands of the Celtics, the Knicks just have not been able to hang with those top three teams this season. They look great against everyone else, but do not seem to have the gear necessary to reach that elite tier.

Memphis has had its ups and downs in February, and the same question that’s bothered them for more than a decade (can they make enough shots?) continues to pop up in big games. The Lakers are the league’s hottest team right now and they dismantled Denver this week in the first game that Luka Doncic looked like himself since arriving in L.A. There’s a real question about whether the defense holds up in the playoffs without a great center option, but when you have Luka and LeBron, you will have a chance against anyone.

B-Tier: Rockets, Warriors, Clippers, Pacers, Bucks, Pistons, Timberwolves

Houston has some rough losses in February (Nets x2 and Jazz) and you wonder if they’ve hit a bit of a wall. They beat a lot of teams early in the season by sheer effort, especially with their defensive intensity, and we’ll have to see if they can find that level again to make sure they lock up a playoff spot in the West. The Clippers and Wolves have likewise just been treading water in the 6 and 7 spots in the West, which has allowed Houston to stay 4.5 up for fifth, but that’s opened the door for a hot team like Golden State to start reeling them in. Since acquiring Jimmy Butler, the Warriors look fantastic and are a team no one is really excited to face right now, and they’re now just 1.5 games back of L.A. for that coveted sixth spot in the West.

Meanwhile in the East, there’s a Central Division battle for the 4-5-6 seeds. All three teams have won at least three straight and are only separated by two games. Indiana got off to a slow start to the year, but Tyrese Haliburton has returned to form to give them quite the 1-2 punch with Pascal Siakam and they look to be finding a rhythm at a good time of year. Milwaukee navigated through Giannis’ absence and is hanging just a half-game behind Indiana. The Bucks are winners of four straight and while they haven’t been the contender-level team they hoped to be, they do seem to be finding something after the Kyle Kuzma trade. Then there’s Detroit, riding a 6-game winning streak thanks to some absolutely brilliant play by Cade Cunningham. He’s helped them build some breathing room for that last playoff spot in the East as the Pistons are starting to believe they belong.

C-Tier: Mavericks, Kings

The Mavs have been battling admirably through their frontcourt injuries, but it’s an uphill fight with how thin they are at center. That said, if they can get at least two of Anthony Davis, Daniel Gafford, and Dereck Lively II healthy (and, crucially, keep them healthy), they would have a roster capable of making a late push and put some real pressure on the Clippers and Wolves. The Kings have been treading water since their busy trade deadline — namely moving De’Aaron Fox and acquiring Zach LaVine — and it’s hard to see them really challenging for that 7/8 spot in the West. The best thing going for Sacramento at the moment is that Phoenix can’t seem to get it together and has fallen to two games back of the Kings in the 10-seed.

Southeast Tier: Magic, Hawks, Heat

In the East, the Play-In race will be defined by the battle for the Southeast divisional crown in what can only be described as a mid-off. These teams are not as good as Sacramento or Dallas, so it felt disrespectful to put them together, but they’re also better than the teams in the D-Tier, so here we have the Southeast Tier. The Magic should be the best team of the group, but something is just off in Orlando this year even after getting Franz Wagner and Paolo Banchero back from injury. That’s allowed the Heat and Hawks to hang around despite losing talent at the trade deadline and getting ready to limp to the finish line of the regular season. It’s an indictment of the rest of the East that both of those teams are locks for the Play-In and one of them is likely going to play in an actual playoff series.

🙁 Tier: Spurs

The news about Victor Wembanyama’s season ending due to a blood clot in his shoulder was gutting not just for the Spurs and their fans, but NBA fans as a whole. That we won’t get to see one of the best young talents make a real push for the Play-In down the stretch is just a bummer, and we can all just hope that he makes a full recovery and can resume his incredibly promising young career next fall.

What Da Hell Is A Polar Bear Doing In Arlington, Texas Tier: Nets

I do not really know how the Nets are in the Play-In race after the All-Star break and I don’t think the Nets as an organization really want to be in the Play-In race after actively trading to get their own pick back, but here we are with Brooklyn a 1.5 games back of Chicago for 10th in the East. They’re 7-4 in their last 11 games and have been playing really solid defense. Aside from two losses to the Wizards of all teams, they’ve been playing some of the best basketball of any team in the East. After holding on to guys like Cam Johnson and Nic Claxton at the deadline, it sure seems like they’ll give this group a chance to go get the 10-seed, but there’s always the possibility they pull the ripcord and engage full tank mode to fall below Chicago and Philly (which may be a tough task).

Really Terrible Vibes Tier: Suns

The Suns are 2-8 in their last 10 with losses to Portland (twice), Toronto, and the Wemby-less Spurs. Also by letting trade talks involving Kevin Durant become public knowledge at the trade deadline, they’re almost assuredly going to have to trade him this summer and shake things up — which is maybe for the best, but it won’t be in the way they really want it to happen.

D-Tier: Blazers, Bulls, Raptors

All of these teams are trying to rebuild but none of them seem quite sure exactly how to do it. The Blazers had a stretch before the All-Star break where they were crushing, but have cooled back off a touch (aside from beating the Hornets by 53). They’ve got a weird mix of young guys and veterans and don’t seem to have fully figured out what direction they’re headed in the future. The Bulls were in freefall until they bludgeoned the Sixers (more on them in a moment) on Monday night in Philly. A rebuild is certainly the direction they should be headed, and while I’m not sure this is on purpose, it’s probably for the best that they are working their way out of the Play-In right now — although, that will require them dropping below the Nets or Sixers, which is going to take some real effort. Then you have the Raptors, who just traded for and extended Brandon Ingram, which was a bit of a confusing decision but shows that they plan on being competitive again next year. For now, they’re just meandering to the finish line of this season and will hope to add one more piece in the Draft before trying to work their way back up the standings in 25-26.

F-Tier: Jazz, Pelicans, Hornets

The Jazz and Hornets are right where they want to be, with a real shot at the top pick and Cooper Flagg. The Pelicans are also right there with them, despite not planning on being in the lottery ball hunt this season. The Zion Williamson late season surge is right on time, though, to start building a little hope for next year in New Orleans.

Absolute Disgrace Tier: 76ers

Even with Joel Embiid in and out of the lineup (and very much limited when he plays), the Sixers should not be this bad, and yet they went out and got beat by 32 by the actively tanking Bulls (trailing at one point by 50) in the worst individual game performance of any team this season. Paul George said after the game the team has “shown no sign of a team that will compete,” which is always good to hear in mid-February, and the fact that the Sixers cannot be better than the Bulls or Nets (much less any of the Southeast teams) is incredibly damning, although they are now probably focused on keeping their pick for next year.

The Wizards Tier: Wizards

The Wizards won four games in February, nearly doubling their season total, and are still four games clear of the next worst team in the NBA. It’s pretty clear they are the worst team in the league but March will give them a number of opportunities to prove that further as they will face the Hornets, Jazz (twice), Raptors (three times), Blazers (twice), Nets, and Sixers. That would be an exceptionally soft schedule for anyone else in the NBA, but for the Wizards it is a tanking gauntlet being laid down by the NBA.

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Drake Canceled The Rest Of His ‘Anita Max Win’ Tour In Australia Over A ‘Scheduling Conflict’

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Just when it seemed like Drake had finally racked up some wins after his recent struggle to connect with fans in the wake of Kendrick’s Lamar’s year-long onslaught of extremely popular diss tracks, he’s hit another setback in his road to recovering those fans’ goodwill. According to Rolling Stone, Drake has canceled the remaining dates of his Anita Max Win Tour in Australia and New Zealand, calling the disappointment outcome the result of “scheduling conflicts.”

In a statement, a rep for the beleaguered star said, “We are actively working on rescheduling these dates along with adding some additional shows. All tickets for the affected shows will remain valid for the new dates. Refunds will be available for those who prefer, but please note that as these shows are sold out, any refunded tickets will be released for sale. We sincerely apologise for the inconvenience and appreciate your patience. Drake and the entire team have had an incredible time doing these shows and are excited to return soon. We look forward to sharing the rescheduled dates with you as soon as possible.”

Drake appeared to have regained his footing — at least on the charts — when his newly released joint album with PartyNextDoor, Some Sexy Songs 4 U, debuted at No. 1 on the Billboard 200. But given his “scheduling conflict” could be related to his continuing defamation lawsuit against Universal Music Group, his response to the battle may haunt him for the foreseeable future.

The affected shows include dates on March 4 in Brisbane, March 7 in Sydney, and March 15 and 16 in Auckland.

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The Best Songs By The Kinks, Ranked

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Writing about The Kinks as an American feels wrong. Bloody wrong, if you will. It’s like Guy Fieri attempting to articulate the culinary appeal of toad in the hole. (What is toad in the hole? No clue. It came up when I Googled “weird and gross British food.”)

The Kinks are the quintessential English rock band. The group celebrated for not singing in the American accent that was de rigueur for British Invasion bands coming out of the ’60s. The ones who talked constantly about the class system and pubs and music-hall culture and the fall of the British empire. The bloody Kinks, man! (Did I just say “bloody” too much?)

For an American who loves The Kinks, part of the attraction has always been their aggressive Englishness. For us Yanks, it isn’t relatable at all, but it definitely is exotic. Of all the canon boomer guitar acts, The Kinks are the least overexposed. Their songs aren’t crammed down your throat like the warhorses from The Beatles, The Stones, The Who, and Zeppelin. They seem, almost, like an indie-rock band, particularly if you were part of the generation (as I was) whose initial exposure to The Kinks came from Wes Anderson needle drops and Sleater-Kinney album covers.

Put another way: The Kinks are famous, but their music isn’t especially well-known outside a handful of canonized classics. Therefore, the time is ripe to explore this brilliant band’s work in the form of a list.

I have been ranking all day and all of the night. And now I’m tired of waiting for this column to be shared!

Let’s talk Kinks!

PRE-LIST ENTERTAINMENT PART 1: THE DEFINITIVE RAY DAVIES QUOTE (AND A TONE SETTER FOR THIS COLUMN)

Excerpt from an interview by Jonathan Cott for Rolling Stone, from the November 10, 1969 issue.

Rolling Stone: If people are second class, and if, when they start making it, they become dedicated followers of fashion, what alternative do they have, given the way things are?

Ray Davies: Be like me and be unhappy.

PRE-LIST ENTERTAINMENT PART 2: “BUT IN HER DREAMS SHE IS FAR AWAY …”

When Ray Davies dies — this also applies to his brother, Dave — the obituary will note that the distorted guitar sound and insolent vocals of their first big hit, 1964’s “You Really Got Me,” helped to invent heavy metal and punk. That’s Rock Knowledge 101. But Ray’s attitude toward traditional pop stardom is even more important. Of the many things The Kinks can be credibly credited with inventing in rock music (playing with/hating your brother, relating more to old people than young people, sexual repression as the most extreme form of sexual perversion, following up a poorly received rock opera with an even more disliked rock opera) Ray’s professional ambivalence is the most crucial. Back when The Beatles were still playing the lovably cheeky mop tops in the British press, Ray was calling up English music newspapers to deny rumors that he was leaving The Kinks — rumors that did not really exist until Ray made a point of disavowing them. In fact, he would not leave The Kinks until well past the point that most people still cared.

This was just one of the many contradictions that defined Ray and his band. For starters, he did not look or act like a pop star. Ray Davies thought of himself as a “normal” guy and he (mostly) presented himself as a “normal” guy. And then he plugged in and played songs about how he wasn’t like everybody else with a lopsided grin that scarcely concealed endless depths of reactionary rage and unrequited longing. Always a writer at heart, his central dilemma was that of the lonely, perpetual observer, the person who is deeply wary of people but also instinctually empathetic of the most flawed individuals, though only when regarding them from a distance. And that set a template for a dominant form of pop stardom for left-of-center artists for the next sixty-plus years.

I get that part of The Kinks. But I will never understand them like a British person can. I acknowledge this. Bangers and mash don’t flow freely in these American veins. My only saving grace is that Ray is as obsessed with America as many of us Americans are obsessed with The Kinks. As late as 2017, he was still musing about various strands of Americana — a word that just so happens to be the title of his last two solo albums. “Kentucky, Montana, Sierra Nevada, just the words are so evocative,” he told The Guardian. “And I loved those American place names that Chuck Berry would reference. It’s not the same when you’re singing ‘from Walsall to Shepperton to Milton Keynes.’”

Years earlier, one of his characters dreamed about America. “Oklahoma U.S.A.” is about a workaday schlub (the classic Kinks protagonist) whose mind lingers on the 1955 movie musical Oklahoma! as a respite from daily drudgery. “But in her dreams she is far away,” Ray sings. “In Oklahoma U.S.A. / With Shirley Jones and Gordon McCrea.”

Hey Ray, to quote one of our favorite mutual songwriters: I’ll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours.

50. “Life Goes On” (Live on The Old Grey Whistle Test version, 1977)

The studio take is from Sleepwalker, the first of the so-called “arena rock” era albums The Kinks put out in the late ’70s and early ’80s. It is preceded by the following incarnations of The Kinks: 1.0 (1964-67, aka the “exquisitely dirty and snarky rock songs” era), 2.0 (1968-72, the “good concept albums” era) and 3.0 (1973-76, the “questionable concept albums” era). I prefer this take from the British music TV show The Old Grey Whistle Test because it’s not quite as slick as the Sleepwalker version, and also because it spotlights Ray’s love/hate relationship with his own audience, songs, and persona.

“Life Goes On,” he tells us, is “about a man who tries to commit suicide and fails […] a nice, happy sort of song.” He suggests that the audience start clapping along. “If you don’t know it, learn it,” he adds, pointedly. He’s smiling but it looks forced. Then he starts doing that “clap your hands above your head” thing that arena-rockers do. When the audience finally complies with his wishes, he immediately motions for them to stop. He’s embarrassed and annoyed by his own pandering.

Another Ray Davies contradiction: “Love me! Okay, now stop loving me!” The song reiterates the message. It’s about how bad things happen in life, but that is okay, because nothing really matters in the long run. Is this comforting? Or is it just profoundly sad? These are not the right questions as it pertains to the worldview of Ray Davies.

Comfort and sadness are not binary alternatives here. If you are content with your lot in life, you are a sucker. But if you strive for something better, you are pathetic. The common denominator in either scenario is common human ineptitude and misery. Though if you see it just as misery that means you don’t have a sense of humor. If you don’t know that, learn it.

49. “She’s Got Everything” (1968)

Before we get too deep into psychoanalyzing Ray Davies and the psyches of those of us who connect with his songs — it’s a rich text, so get prepared to go uncomfortably deep — it’s worth pausing for a moment to recognize an important fact about The Kinks: They rock. And that is a big part of why they matter. They simply rocked harder than nearly every other band that ever lived. Even when they seemed to not like rocking so hard, which for Ray was most of the time. They rocked even when they ruthlessly self-sabotaged themselves. (“Ruthless self-sabotage” was another Kinks innovation for rock bands.) The Kinks could relegate a song like “She’s Got Everything” to B-side status — on the “Days” single, pret-tay pret-tay good 45 RPM record there! — and still set a template for power-pop bands for decades beyond 1968.

48. “I’m On An Island” (1965)

This song does not rock, exactly, but it does illustrate the secret sauce for many great Kinks rock songs. I refer to the mix of acoustic guitar and snappy snare sounds, which you can hear on “I’m On An Island” and countless other ’60s Kinks tracks. After the proto-punk scuzz of their early hits was abandoned by Davies, in part, because he thought The Who jacked his vibe lock, stock, and barrel when they issued their debut single “I Can’t Explain,” he moved on to a janglier and more thoughtful sound that retained the original thwack bounding out of their music’s punishing bottom end. No matter Ray’s acoustic ax, there’s nothing “folk rock” about this sound. The trebly timbre is incredibly metallic, even when electric guitars are mostly absent.

It’s there on “I’m On An Island,” which is as close to a lovelorn ballad as there is on early albums like the transitional The Kinks Kontroversy. Though the lyrics, in typical Ray Davies fashion, can be read in multiple ways:

But there is nowhere else on earth I’d rather be

Then if my long, lost little girl was here with me

I’m on an island

And I’ve got nowhere to run

Because I’m the only one

Who’s on this island

The question is: How does he feel about being on the island? Does he really want the “lost little girl” with him? Or is he happy to have nowhere to run?

47. “Destroyer” (1981)

Ray was still on an island in 2011 when, again, he was profiled by The Guardian. The article begins with a poignant scene of Ray in a neighborhood pub — the writer notes he lives “barely a mile from where he was born” in north London — where he effortlessly blends in with the crowd. “It’s a pleasant surprise for people, when they find out who I am, and what I’ve done,” Rays says. The intention is to illustrate Davies’ enduring everyman quality, which contrasts starkly with surviving British rock peers like McCartney, Jagger, Richards, and Townshend.

But it also shows how less famous Davies and his band are. Ray has always been more aware of this than his fans, who view The Kinks as giants on par with the other English rock behemoths. In that Rolling Stone interview, when Jonathan Cott casually asserts that “for a while, when you started, The Kinks were to as much as The Beatles and The Stones,” Davies swiftly corrects him. “No, we weren’t, never. ‘Cause I think we were more unpopular than they were.”

Ray, as always, chooses his words carefully here. “More unpopular than they were,” he says. If he had said “less popular,” that would be putting The Kinks on a sliding scale of likeability. But Ray instead put them on a scale of unlikability. Because he understood that what he was doing in The Kinks, right or wrong, was not as broadly appealing as what the competition was serving up. His songwriting style — regionally specific, temperamentally contrarian, insistently melodic but defiantly unromantic, even on the pretty songs — was designed to not appeal to the masses.

That changed somewhat during the arena-rock years, when The Kinks finally were big enough in America to headline Madison Square Garden in 1981. (The Stones launched a massive tour of football stadiums the same year.) I like this period of The Kinks, particularly the run of underrated early ’80s albums kickstarted by Give The People What They Want. But there’s no denying that they dumbed down considerably during these years. The album title wasn’t wholly ironic — Give The People What They Want sounds like a thinking-man’s Kiss record, which is what a lot of ticket-buying American rock fans wanted at the time.

But Ray, at least, had a sense of humor about the situation. Hence “Destroyer,” a self-referential and self-satirizing headbanger that crossbreeds “You Really Got Me” with “Lola” for an anthem about a middle-aged rock star drinking and drugging himself to death.

46. “He’s Evil” (1974)

The Kinks embraced dunderhead rock at the end of the ’70s after putting out a series of poorly received rock operas in the middle of the decade. The proudly blue-collar Ray Davies, staunch opponent of elites, somehow felt compelled to craft grandiose multi-album song narratives that were more akin to Andrew Lloyd Webber than Big Bill Broonzy. The two-part Preservation records released in 1973 and ’74 mark the apotheosis of this trend, representing a line of demarcation between regular Kinks fans and true believers who can breakdown the byzantine adventures of Mr. Flash and Mr. Black. Personally, I prefer to cherry-pick the best songs from these LPs, like this snappy neo-classical prog-rock gem, and ignore the larger conceptual trappings.

45. “Everybody’s A Star” (1975)

At his best, Ray contains his storytelling and world-building instincts to concise three or four-minute rock songs. In that format, he represents another starting point — this time, for literary-minded songwriters with unbeatable narrative powers and impressive vocabularies. Randy Newman, John Prine, Warren Zevon, even Bruce Springsteen — they all learned something from Davies about how to place fully realized characters in evocative settings with just a handful of well-chosen words.

Not that Davies always saw those qualities in his own songs. If he had, he might have stopped writing one of the worst Kinks albums, Soap Opera, after more or less summing up the concept with this swinging rocker.

44. “Susannah’s Still Alive” (1967)

The central dynamic of The Kinks — the tumultuous relationship between brothers and Ray and Dave — is best summed up by an anecdote shared by Ray about the death of their mother. “I was in New York cutting a record,” Ray said, “and he was by her bedside, and he rang me and he said: ‘She’s dead.’ I said: ‘Will you check?’ And he said: ‘I’ve checked already.’”

“Will you check?” sounds like a particularly dark-humored Kinks lyric. But Ray admitted that this story signified his relative lack of maturity compared with his younger brother and lead guitarist. “In some ways, he is more adult than I am,” he confessed. “He took care of all the things I should have taken care of. He’s more grounded than me, but in other ways […] he’s out there with the fairies.”

Ray and Dave were pitted against each other early on, starting with Ray’s hurt feelings over no longer being the baby boy in a family otherwise composed of much older sisters. Later, when both boys became music obsessives, Ray would manipulate Dave into buying the records he liked so he could spend his allowance on other things. As adults, Dave was generally warmer, more socially outgoing, freer sexually, and also highly reactive to his brother’s slights, real and imagined, which he would counter with fists and passive-aggressive quotes in the press.

As a songwriter shackled to an undisputed genius, he was destined to be overshadowed in the thankless George Harrison “kid brother” role. Only in The Kinks he was literally the kid brother, which made him a target for ridicule. (Like on the back cover of The Kinks Kontroversy, where it says he “moans on his own” on the endearing Dylan homage “I Am Free.”)

I’m also a kid brother, which might be why I have always had a deep love for the Dave songs. Like the lumbering “Susannah’s Still Alive,” technically credited as a solo Dave joint with all of The Kinks (including Ray) backing him up, a promotional gambit likely deployed to exploit Dave’s boyish, wild-partying rock star charisma.

43. “Love Me Till The Sun Shines” (1967)

“Susannah’s Still Alive” demonstrated that Dave, like his brother, could write hard-hitting rock songs about unconventional rock-song subject matter. In this instance, it was about an old woman pining for a former lover. “She sleeps with the covers down / Hopin’ that somebody gets in / Doesn’t matter what she does / She knows that she can’t win.” The song was inspired by Dave’s real-life thwarted love affair with his teenage sweetheart. The couple as separated by their parents after the girl became pregnant when Dave was just 16, a traumatizing event that inspired countless songs.

Dave was also capable of writing the opposite kind of song, à la a horned-up rocker in the mode of “Love Me Till The Sun Shines” that derived far outside the experiential purview of Ray’s married suburban lifestyle.

42. “Holiday In Waikiki” (1966)

“Love Me Till The Sun Shines” is a track from Something Else, the first Kinks masterpiece released in 1967. At the time, the album was largely ignored in America, as it was released during what amounted to a four-year ban on the group touring this country. The boycott stemmed from The Kinks’ behavior on their 1965 US tour, when they alienated local unions to such an extreme degree that a conspiracy was hatched to withhold future work permits from the musicians. The last straw occurred in Los Angeles, when Ray punched an AFTRA representative pressuring Dave to sign a contract. (Ray claimed the union man provoked the band with epithets like “fairies” and “limey bastards.”)

Before they were temporarily banned from America, they managed to wrap their tour with a trip to Hawaii, including a stay in Waikiki, which Ray and his wife Rasa loved. Not that you would know it from this song, in which Ray slanders the tropical island as an overly commercialized tourist trap where the hula dancers are actually from New York City and a “genuine Hawaii ukulele” will cost you 30 guineas, which I assume [ugly American voice] is a lot of money.

41. “Yes Sir, No Sir” (1969)

When Rolling Stone interviewed Ray in 1969, the article presented the band as making a comeback of sorts, even though they were already in the middle of their creative golden era. Their new album Arthur (Or The Decline Of The British Empire) was well-reviewed by the magazine, with Greil Marcus declaring it the year’s superior rock opera to The Who’s Tommy.

Did Ray instantly think back to the swagger-jack that was “I Can’t Explain” when he read that? Or were there other, more pressing miseries to contemplate on that particular day? Either way, Arthur truly is one of the great Kinks albums, and probably the best in terms of telling a coherent story, a dubious standard for assessing rock operas but an accomplishment nonetheless. This begins early in the record with songs like “Yes Sir, No Sir,” which depicts the punishing conformity of military life with the sort of mundane specificity that would only be matched nearly 20 years later by Stanley Kubrick in Full Metal Jacket.

40. “Here Come The People In Grey” (1971)

While it doesn’t make any grand political proclamations, “Yes Sir, No Sir” can be construed as an anti-war song, particularly when coupled with the third track from Arthur, the heartbreaking casualty number “Some Mother’s Son.” (More on that later.) That the release of the album coincided with the Vietnam War — as well as The Kinks’ first US tour in four years — shouldn’t be underestimated. Ray might have been writing about World War II, but this was still edgy subject matter for 1969.

It also might have seemed out of character for a band frequently classified as conservative reactionaries. Certainly, there are those on the right that have eagerly adopted The Kinks as their own. When The National Review compiled their list of the 50 greatest (so-called) conservative rock songs in 2006, the author noted that “it would have been easy to include half a dozen songs” by The Kinks. (They settled on two: “20th Century Man” and “Two Sisters” — the latter choice suggests a reading woefully deficient in irony.)

Given his often-contradictory statements over the years, I can’t definitively judge Ray Davies’ politics. (Dave the bisexual spiritual quester is a different story.) But his songs certainly have a small-c conservative point of view, especially in comparison to his peers. Take “Here Come The People In Grey,” a diatribe against intrusion by inept government bureaucrats set to a smoking Chuck Berry riff.

39. “Alcohol” (1971)

Another song from Muswell Hillbillies, The Kinks’ “country” record and the commonly recognized end to their artistic prime. It’s also a track that a National Review reader might be inclined to read as right-wing: Ray presents the lyrics as a pious sermon warning about the dangers of substance abuse.

Here is a story about a sinner,
He used to be a winner who enjoyed a life of prominence and position,
But the pressures at the office and his socialite engagements,
And his selfish wife’s fanatical ambition,
It turned him to the booze,
And he got mixed up with a floosie
And she led him to a life of indecision.
The floosie made him spend his dole
She left him lying on Skid Row
A drunken lag in some Salvation Army Mission.
It’s such a shame

On the page, it looks like a clear-cut cautionary tale. But there are two problems with this interpretation. One, The Kinks were a notoriously drunken band. (Ray himself was falling back onto the amplifiers while performing in concert around this time.) Two, the music replicates the feeling of being drunk, and makes the listener want to get drunk himself. Truly, speaking from experience: It’s such a shame.

38. “Celluloid Heroes” (1972)

From Everybody’s In Show-Biz, the half live/half studio double-record considered slightly outside The Kinks’ artistic prime that I nevertheless love. It’s one of rock’s great “on the road” albums, only Ray (of course) isn’t concerned with the typical “on the road” subjects: drugs, groupies, spiritual burnout. Ray instead got more granular with his tour talk, grousing about backstage catering and the boredom of hanging out in a hotel room.

That is, except for “Celluloid Heroes,” where Ray takes a wider view of stardom, describing walking down Hollywood Boulevard and staring at the names of bygone actors and actresses etched in the sidewalk. The metaphor is not subtle — those who walk among the stars are destined to eventually be trod upon by normies. “And those who are successful / Be always on your guard,” Ray sings. “Success walks hand in hand with failure / Along Hollywood Boulevard.”

37. “A Long Way From Home” (1970)

In that Old Grey Whistle Test episode from 1977, Ray drolly introduces “Celluloid Heroes” by noting the commercial failure of Everybody’s In Show-Biz in the UK, an extremely Ray Davies-esque move. Meanwhile in America, Ray’s public bitching about the music business proved to be more successful in the early ’70s. At least that was true when it came to Lola Versus Powerman And The Moneyground, Part One, his most “inside baseball” concept album, which bombed in his home country while doing better in the US than any Kinks record since the mid-’60s.

Of course, that had a lot to do with the hit title track, which had nothing to do with the overall concept. (More on that song later in this column.) Then there’s “A Long Way From Home,” one of the album’s more tender and least embittered tracks. Ray sings from the point of view of the rock-star protagonist’s boyhood friend, who warns that despite “your car and your handmade overcoats” that “your wealth will never make you stronger.” Not that the actual Ray Davies ever needed to be reminded of that.

36. “Better Things” (1981)

Loving Everybody’s In Show-Biz makes you a serious Kinks fan. But stanning for ’80s Kinks records puts you in an even more exclusive strata — the “person nobody wants to stand next to at parties lest they attempt to sell you on Word Of Mouth being criminally underrated”-level of Kinks freak. Adam Schlesinger was that level of Kinks freak. Back when rock fans were just getting around to rediscovering the greatness of The Kinks Are The Village Green Preservation Society, the co-frontman of Fountains Of Wayne was making a case for deep cuts from Give The People What They Want.

It makes sense for a songwriter who wrote the greatest Kinks song of the aughts not actually produced by The Kinks. (I refer, of course, to “Hackensack.”) FOW’s cover of “Better Things” is most associated with the band’s Conan performance in the wake of 9/11, and the song’s optimism — which seems uncharacteristically pure for Ray — still feels like a tonic.

Forget what happened yesterday
I know that better things are on the way
It’s really good to see you rocking out
And having fun
Living like you’ve just begun
Accept your life and what it brings
I hope tomorrow you’ll find better things
I know tomorrow you’ll find better things

35. “Animal Farm” (1968)

Speaking of Village Green: I would love to mount a critical case that any other Kinks record is more deserving of being designated “best.” But I can’t. The record store clerk in your past was right all along — this is the best and most perfect of all the great Kinks albums. Every time I put on Village Green, I keep waiting for a song to not knock me out. And that song never arrives. Even when I try to conjure all my powers of Ray Davies-inspired skepticism, Village Green defeats me with its unrelenting and absurdly high quality. Setting aside the melodies — which really shouldn’t be set aside, because they are flawlessly immaculate — what makes these songs so rich is their multiple layers of meaning. Ray is indulging in nostalgia, while also showing the shortcoming of nostalgia, while also not caring about those shortcomings, while also indicating the sadness of not caring.

Just listen to “Animal Farm,” a back-to-the-land song typical for the time in which Ray promises to “take you where real animals are playing / and people are real people, not just playing.” Rhyming “playing” with “playing” — it doesn’t get more carefree than that!

34. “Arthur” (1969)

The only problem is that “Animal Farm” is named after an allegorical novel by George Orwell about an idyllic animal community slowly undone by political power jockeying. Like David Lynch — another great artist sometimes branded as a conservative — Ray Davies has an instinctual love of the suburbs that is coupled with an equally strong artistic impulse to zoom in on manicured front lawns to reveal the teeming masses of insects fighting for their lives beneath the surface. Hence this song, the title track from my second-favorite Kinks LP, which sums up the fruitless life of an anonymous nobody whose “life was overtaken / by the people who make big decisions.”

To return to an earlier question: If people are second class, and if, when they start making it, they become dedicated followers of fashion, what alternative do they have, given the way things are?

The answer, if you are Ray Davies, is that you take the piss out of everybody that you can.

33. “Dedicated Follower Of Fashion” (1966)

This song has the funniest origin story of any Kinks song. Long story short: Ray throws a party for some “Swinging London” types. One of these hipsters makes fun of Ray’s dorky pants. This pisses off Ray, who kicks all the hipsters out of his home. He then retreats to his typewriter and fires off an angry screed mocking all his newfound enemies: “He thinks he is a flower to be looked at / and when he pulls his frilly nylon panties right up tight / he feels a dedicated follower of fashion.” That’s some quality hating! He subsequently sets this screed to music and “Dedicated Follower Of Fashion” is born.

32. “See My Friends” (1965)

“Dedicated Follower Of Fashion” can be taken, if you’re so inclined, as more evidence of Ray Davies’ conservative posturing. But what then to make of “See My Friends,” one of the most forward-thinking songs of the band’s ’60s period? It was innovative musically, beating The Beatles and Rolling Stones when it came to integrating Indian music sounds into rock. And then there was the lyrical content, which Ray insisted was about his own confused sexual identity. The actual words are vague in that regard: “She is gone / she is gone and now there’s no one left,” Ray sings. “‘Cept my friends, layin’ ‘cross the river.” But when talking about the song with an interviewer, Ray claimed that he once told his first wife Rasa, “If it wasn’t for you, I’d be queer.”

31. “I’m Not Like Everybody Else” (1966)

In a 2020 interview, Ray argued that the tour boycott was also related to an incident on the music variety show Hullabaloo where Ray danced with drummer Mick Avory, cheek-to-cheek, while on camera. “Everything we could do to annoy people, we did at the time,” he said. “Nowadays that would be acceptable. Not then.”

Given that context, perhaps this song can be taken as a more artful articulation of what Ray was trying to tell his wife:

But darling, you know that I love you true
Do anything that you want me to
Confess all my sins like you want me to
There’s one thing that I will say to you
I’m not like everybody else
I’m not like everybody else
I’m not like everybody else
I’m not like everybody else

30. “Sitting In My Hotel” (1972)

(It should also be pointed out that Ray Davies, highly complicated and perpetually self-contradicting man, was not so enlightened on matters of sexual orientation in the early ’70s that he wasn’t above denigrating the lonely rock star in this song from Everybody’s In Show-Biz for “prancing ’round the room” and then dropping a derogatory English slang term for gay person. Alas, it’s also implied that he is probably writing about himself and his own conflicted feelings about his status and ego, so the layers go ever deeper.)

29. “Sweet Lady Genevieve” (1973)

“Sitting In My Hotel” was subsequently re-released the following year as the B-side to “Sweet Lady Genevieve,” a track that Jeff Daniels in The Squid & The Whale would classify as “the filet of the neighborhood” when it comes to Preservation Act 1. Among Kinks Konnoisseurs, it is rightly considered one of the band’s great “lost” songs, a folk-rock beauty that sounds like a leftover from the Lola/Muswell Hillbillies era.

28. “Sunny Afternoon” (1966)

“Sweet Lady Genevieve” has been described as a love song to Rasa, who in the manner of other rock-star wives in the mid-’70s was in the process of extricating herself from her famous husband at the time. Some music historians, including Andrew Hickey of the excellent podcast A History Of Rock Music In 500 Songs, have theorized that Rasa played a more direct role in shaping Ray’s songs during their marriage. On “Sunny Afternoon,” for instance, you can hear her doing background vocals, and it was apparently her suggestion to add the “in the summertime” hook to the chorus. Hickey suggests that Rasa likely made other contributions to Ray’s songs, pointing out that his best output coincides with the happiest years of their marriage in the back half of the ’60s.

27. “20th Century Man” (1971)

“The thing that’s most notable about his post-Rasa songwriting is how much less compassionate it is,” Hickey states. This is his most insightful point. Assuming their marriage was already on the rocks by the time of Muswell Hillbillies, it makes sense that this is where Ray’s anti-government cynicism also became more prominent, as it does for countless other divorced (or soon to be divorced) dads throughout history. On the lead-off track “20th Century Man,” Ray complains about how modern writers can’t compare to Shakespeare and how contemporary painters leave him cold next to Rembrandt and Da Vinci. “Got no privacy, got no liberty / ‘Cause the twentieth century people / Took it all away from me,” he sings.

I might argue with him, but I’m reminded of an earlier, crucially important point about The Kinks: They rock. And this song, especially, rocks.

26. “Till The End Of The Day” (1965)

The degree to which Ray Davies was influenced in his songwriting by his wife gets harder to quantify with each passing second we get from the ’60s. But what’s indisputable is that Ray’s songs changed in clear and obvious ways early on in the 1.0 era, from the simple and repetitive numbers that made them hitmakers on both sides of the Atlantic to the more lyrically sophisticated tracks that established The Kinks as beloved cult heroes forever more. “Till The End Of The Day” came at the end of the former period, when they were still recycling variations of “You Really Got Me” with slightly diminished but nonetheless potent returns.

25. “This Is Where I Belong” (1965)

Those early Kinks songs are as elemental as rock music gets. The riffs are direct and primal, and the lyrical sentiments are plainspoken and relatable — each embodies the natural youthful drive to get laid as much as possible. Which is why those songs remain some of The Kinks’ most enduring; their claims to “inventing” punk and metal start and essentially end with that music. But the emotional connections that The Kinks have made — the ones made roughly 12 inches above the crotch — concern their inherent affinity for the underdogs, outsiders, and misunderstood freaks of society. “This Is Where I Belong” is one of their earliest anthems aimed at this constituency, and among the greatest. (Special shout-out to Nicky Hopkins, the legendary session pianist who played on all the most important Kinks records of the late ’60s, for laying down the sick harpsichord riff.)

24. “Picture Book” (1968)

A very fine example of the patented “acoustic guitar plus drum thwack” sound that’s integral to The Kinks’ music. Ray’s paranoia about being ripped off by more successful bands — going back to The Who and “I Can’t Explain” — played out again with “Picture Book,” 32 years after the fact, when Green Day borrowed the riff for “Warning.” Hilariously, Green Day was sued by a different band that stole the “Picture Book” riff, presumably because they had the foresight to plunder The Kinks first. The suit was eventually dropped.

23. “Do You Remember Walter” (1968)

There were no such legal fireworks regarding this song and Jeff Lynne lifting the opening piano lick and drum roll for “Mr. Blue Sky.” To be fair: “Mr. Blue Sky” is probably a better song than “Do You Remember Walter,” so all’s fair in love and rock music. Nevertheless: No. 23 on a list of Kinks songs puts you at No. 1 on a list of songs by practically any other group.

22. Where Have All The Good Times Gone” (1965)

David Lee Roth, an honorable gentleman among scoundrels, was decent enough to just cover this Kinks golden oldie on 1982’s Diver Down, rather than rip it off, handing Ray a portion of those sweet early-’80s Van Halen multi-platinum royalties. Though, in a typical madman flourish, he also affixed a nonsensical exclamation point to the title. Thankfully, he practiced enough restraint to not add a “boozie boozie bop” as a parenthetical.

21. “Some Mother’s Son” (1969)

We have discussed many types of Kinks songs so far. “Rockin’” Kinks songs. “Funny” Kinks songs. “Reactionary” Kinks songs. “Kinky” Kinks songs. “Embittered About The Music Business” Kinks songs. But from here on out, there will be a disproportionate number of songs that fall into two categories: “Sad” Kinks songs and the somewhat less devastating “Wistful” Kinks songs. (There are also hybrids like “Where Have All The Good Times Gone,” which is a “Rockin’” Kinks song crossed with a “Wistful” Kinks song, particularly when you leave off the exclamation mark.)

The sad ones hit the hardest. Like “Some Mother’s Son,” one of the very saddest of the “Sad” Kinks songs and overall among the more effective anti-war numbers in the rock canon. Ray acts as an omniscient observer, writing about a kid lying dead on a battlefield while the next generation of parents wait for their children to come home from school. But in the outro, when he sings about the mother putting the dead kid’s photo on the wall, Ray’s voice cracks and the listener’s heart (this listener’s heart, anyway) instantly breaks along with it.

20. “This Time Tomorrow” (1970)

Another “Embittered About The Music Business” Kinks song, with Ray stuck this time on a monotonous flight rather than grounded in a monotonous hotel room. What makes “This Time Tomorrow” resonate with us non-rock stars is the deft deployment of a very powerful weapon in the Kinks arsenal — the high harmony vocals of one Dave Davies, always a reliable delivery device for heavy doses of lonesome melancholy.

19. “Get Back In The Line” (1970)

For all of us Dave fans out there, Lola Versus Powerman is a treasure trove, and not only for those peerless background vocals. (More on that later.) Dave is back in the chorus of this song, an affecting ode about blue-collar desperation with a not-so-subtle anti-union message. “‘Cause that union man’s got such a hold over me / He’s the man who decides if I live or I die, if I starve, or I eat / Then he walks up to me and the sun begins to shine / Then he walks right past and I know that I’ve got to get back in the line.”

(It’s possible Ray and Dave were still smarting over that tour boycott business from five years earlier.)

18. “Tired Of Waiting For You” (1965)

The first hit Kinks ballad. (And one of the precious few “hit Kinks ballads” on the planet). Even more unique, it’s the rare “Wishing For Fame And Fortune” Kinks song, with the romantic lyrical conceit doubling for a lament about Ray’s impatience for The Kinks to finally hit as big as the British bands above them in the mid-’60s hierarchy at the time, The Beatles and The Stones.

17. “The Village Green Preservation Society” (1968)

Mick Avory did not play drums on “Tired Of Waiting For You,” nor did he perform on many of the early Kinks hits. He was not viewed as a suitable alternative to the studio cats that were available, and even after Mick was finally brought into the fold on Kinks records he was considered to be a somewhat lackluster timekeeper. I have never understood this. As a fan of the Kinks thwack, I consider Mick Avory’s rudimentary but nonetheless powerful drumming one of my very favorite things about them. It’s that primal element that steered The Kinks away from fully submitting to tiresome pretension. Even when Ray was determined to take The Kinks to that place, Mick brought a level of gut-level violence that made such a maneuver impossible. His entrance on this song, one of his finest moments, is Exhibit A for that argument.

16. “Living On A Thin Line” (1984)

Circling back to Dave Davies: He originally thought that Ray should sing this song, perhaps because Dave’s lyrics reflecting on the decline of English power — which double as take on The Kinks’ own faded glory in the middle of the ’80s — seem to be very much in Ray’s typical wheelhouse. But Ray declined, which is just as well, because “Living On A Thin Line” is not only one of Dave’s greatest songs but also the most epic number he ever created, with regal, literary imagery matched by a grand acoustic strum, slippery bass line, and martial drums. “All the stories have been told / Of kings and days of old / But there’s no England now (there’s no England now) / All the wars that were won and lost / Somehow don’t seem to matter very much anymore.”

That “Living On A Thin Line” wound up on a Kinks record that most people have never heard and assume isn’t very good — incorrect assumption, by the way, about my beloved Word Of Mouth — would have be a cruel fate had The Sopranos not rescued it from obscurity.

15. “Come Dancing” (1983)

Now that I have mentioned Word Of Mouth twice in this column, I must pay tribute to The Kinks’ last hit single in America and the first Kinks song I ever heard. To my young ears, “Come Dancing” sounded like the typical New Wave smash of the day. It could have been a Men At Work jawn, as far as my 1st-grade ears were concerned. In reality, Ray wrote about his late sister, Rene, who gave him his first guitar. After that, she went out dancing and died, the victim of a heart attack at the age of 31, after doctors’ warnings that her health issues made dancing a dangerous endeavor. Rene’s death — and the timing of her gifted guitar — imbued Ray with a sense of destiny about his own music career and (perhaps) a fatalistic view of life’s arbitrary twists and turns.

14. “Big Sky” (1968)

As we have seen, that point of view can be discerned throughout Ray’s songs, from “Life Goes On” to “Come Dancing.” But “Big Sky” is the most straightforward articulation of this philosophy: “Big Sky looked down on all the people looking up at the Big Sky / Everybody’s pushing one another around / Big Sky feels sad when he sees the children scream and cry / But the Big Sky’s too big to let it get him down.”

13. “David Watts” (1967)

Ray delivers those lines in a talk-sing voice akin to a hectoring preacher, only what Ray is selling is the indifference of heaven, not eternal glory in the afterlife. It’s a worldview that parallels the rigidity of the British class system, which also somehow translates to the celebrity culture that was already starting to dominate American life in the ’60s. In “David Watts,” Ray sings about “a dull and simple lad” who dreams about being the most popular kid in school. It’s a posture that only Ray could pull off — peers like McCartney and Jagger were just more famous versions of David Watts, whereas Ray Davies could credibly align himself with that dull and simple lad even while fronting a badass rock band.

12. “Johnny Thunder” (1968)

“David Watts” begins with a pre-song aside from Ray, presumably directed at his band: “Nice and smooth.” Naturally, The Kinks proceed to play the opposite of nice and smooth, as was their custom. Ray didn’t bother with such instructions before “Johnny Thunder,” an ode to a Marlon Brando-esque rebel diametrically opposed to the goody-goody David Watts. But unlike “Big Sky,” “Johnny Thunder” makes a convincing case that God exists, only because a higher power must have been involved in creating those holy acoustic guitar and drum sounds.

11. “Two Sisters” (1968)

Then again, maybe God is Ray Davies, as this song is a better, funnier, and more heartbreaking story about sibling rivalry than Cain and Abel.

10. “A Well Respected Man” (1965)

David Chase originally wanted to use this as The Sopranos theme song. On one hand, it is infinitely superior to Alabama 3’s “Woke Up This Morning,” which (let’s be real) sounds like Smash Mouth’s Achtung Baby period. But on the other hand, Tony Soprano hardly ever was home by 5:30. (Unless we mean 5:30 in the morning.)

9. “Shangri-La” (1969)

In that Rolling Stone interview with Jonathan Cott, Davies tells a story about playing this song for a friend and realizing “halfway through it he was embarrassed by it because it was about him, and he realized it, and I can never sort of talk to him again. I wanted him to hear it, and then I realized: there he is.”

It’s possible to hear this anecdote — about Ray sharing a song about a normie striver with a real-life normie striver — and conclude that the storyteller is a sociopath. After all, “Shangri-La” is a long song. He had to sit with that guy for roughly three minutes knowing that they were already no longer friends. But Ray did it, I suspect, because he’s made a living reflecting the sad futility of his audience’s lives back to them, and we always come back for more. Why should Ray’s friend be any different?

8. “Young And Innocent Days” (1969)

If Ray didn’t want to offend his friend, he could have played this song. I can’t imagine anyone not loving it (or not weeping for 10 minutes after hearing it). Is this a “Sad” Kinks song or a “Wistful” Kinks song? It’s the most wistful “Sad” Kinks song and the saddest “Wistful” Kinks song, with a truly devastating Dave Davies high harmony vocal. “It’s too late, so late” — stop, please, I’m already dead.

7. “Days” (1968)

Ray didn’t put this on Village Green, because 1968 Ray Davies had more songs than Elon Musk has money (or illegitimate children). In recent years, he has said that he wants “Days” played at his own funeral. Forcing mourners to listen to a song you wrote qualifies as unconscionably egotistical behavior for everyone currently on the planet with the exception of Ray Davies. (Even Paul McCartney would be wrong to force a drum solo on funeral goers before getting to the money line from “The End.”)

6. “You Really Got Me”/”All Day And All Of The Night” (1965)

The first two Kinks hits, and pretty much the exact same song. Also: Pretty much the exact greatest rock song(s) ever made! They’re tied for the honor, anyway, with 500 other songs that don’t sound exactly like this song and therefore can’t possibly rock quite as hard.

5. “Death Of A Clown” (1967)

My second favorite Dave Davies song, which means I have two Dave songs in my Top Five. This was his first masterpiece, and the first tune Ray must have wished, deep down in a place he would never admit to, that he wrote himself. It’s about a clown who does while performing, and the fellow circus acts who gather for an impromptu wake. It qualifies as a “Sad” Kinks song, but it also has the dark humor that Ray displays in “Life Goes On” and countless other tunes, that impulse to laugh grimly at the unfairness of life rather than glumly revel in it. Let’s drink to that.

4. “Victoria” (1969)

If I were British, I suspect this would be my No. 1 Kinks song. But I am an American who is simultaneously patriotic and keenly aware of the silliness of patriotism — just like Ray in “Victoria” — so I must put it at No. 4.

I was born, lucky me
In a land that I love
Though I’m poor, I am free
When I grow, I shall fight
For this land, I shall die
Let her sun never set

Ditto for my view of the USA, Ray.

3. “Waterloo Sunset” (1967)

The Kinks song frequently cited as the band’s finest, and also as one of the most beautiful pop tunes ever written by anybody. It is Davies’ defining work — from a distance he observes two lovers in drab surroundings and feels a serenity that he does not experience in his own life, while his acoustic guitar gently chugs and Rasa Davies coos gorgeously. “Waterloo Sunset” creates a world more enveloping than any 80-minute rock opera, and it lingers for ages in your heart after you hear it. You almost can’t play this song all that often; the melancholy hits the heart like a 64-oz. porterhouse steak.

2. “Lola” (1970)

Alas, this is my list, so I’m putting two other Kinks songs that mean more to me personally slightly higher. The first is one of Ray’s most famous — and complicated — songs. “Lola” has had a fascinating journey over nearly 55 years. In contemporary times, it is celebrated as an early example of transgender representation in rock, a view of “Lola” that Ray has endorsed by openly discussing the occasionally blurred gender identities of his youth.

“We used to dress up and have parties at home,” he told The New York Times in 2020. “Men dressed as women. My dad, who is the most macho man you could imagine, used to put on a wig occasionally and dance around and make a fool of himself, which I encouraged. It’s part of the musical hall culture we have over here. It’s more accepted in London.”

But this enlightened perspective hasn’t always been predominant. I still have a clear memory of the first time I ever heard “Lola”: It was the school talent show. It was the early ’80s, and I was in the first or second grade. An older boy performed “Lola” in drag and acted out the lyrics with some other kids. The audience laughed at Lola squeezing the narrator tight and nearly breaking his spine, and the presentation overall conveyed that this was clearly a novelty tune not meant to be taken seriously. This was supported by the music, a hearty singalong that resembles an English drinking song or some bawdy tune that hooligans might sing at a football match.

I suspect there are many rock fans who still look at this song as a lark. At the time I first heard “Lola,” it was interpreted as a song about a man who wears a dress in public, rather than a trans woman. Ray himself still seemed to endorse that position as late as 2017, when discussing the song’s origins with The Guardian. “My manager was dancing with a drag queen. I was aware of what was going on and he wasn’t. I just egged him on — it’s not until you get into the daylight and you see the stubble that the realization dawns.”

But in the next paragraph, Ray also discusses his own date with Candy Darling, the Andy Warhol “superstar” and trans pioneer that he describes as “the most beautiful-looking woman in the world, who died tragically,” though he adds that nothing physical ever happened between them. (Ray also had a sweet and more public interaction with Candy in the pages of Warhol’s Interview magazine, where Ray asks for places in New York to see drag shows, in 1973, just one year before she passed.)

The fact is that “Lola” is jokey and bawdy, and it’s also profound and sensitive. The kid in the song is repulsed by who he encounters (“I pushed her away”) and then, just a few lines later, he’s bowled over in the throes of passion (“I fell to the floor”). It’s a song with no political agenda, and yet it’s also, probably, the most progressive thing Ray Davies ever wrote. Above all, it is thoroughly human in a way few songs are. And, yes, it also rocks like a bastard.

1. “Strangers” (1970)

Take a bow, Dave Davies. Not the most important Kinks song, or the most popular or influential, or the most representative of the catalog, or even the one I would put in a capsule to share with the aliens to teach them the ways of British Invasion rock. I put this one here simply because it’s the Kinks song that moves me the most. It puts the high lonesome Dave Davies voice at center stage, which helps. But “Strangers” also articulates, I believe, what’s in Ray’s heart with more clarity than Ray himself would ever dare. So many of his songs are about yearning for connection, but he’s typically writing about other people. But in “Strangers,” Dave aspires to bridge the real-life gap.

So I will follow you wherever you go
If your offered hand is still open to me
Strangers on this road we are on
We are not two, we are one

There is a whole lifetime of love and hatred and fistfights and strained but unbreakable bonds in those lines. I might not be British, but I do come from a dysfunctional family — as we all do — and that background is what unites Kinks fans everywhere. Life goes on, sure, but maybe life can also do more than just go on and on. With the help of Mick Avory’s steady thump and Nicky Hopkins’ eloquent piano flourishes, The Kinks — finally — just about achieve transcendence. Good job, lads.

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Billie Eilish Is Planning On Getting Back In The Studio This Year And Announcing More Tour Dates

Billie Eilish is currently in the midst of an Australian tour, and while there, she delivered some insight during a chat with local media.

In a new interview with Australia’s The Hot Hits, Eilish was asked about her plans for the the next 12 months and if they include getting back in the studio. Her response confirmed that and also suggested news of more tour dates is coming:

“Yeah, definitely getting back into the studio and doing stuff. Next 12 months, I want to… I definitely have more tour, lots of tour to do, and probably more than I’m even scheduled for that’s gonna come, which I’m excited about. I feel like [touring], I’ve really made it into something really fun and enjoyable where it’s not always been that way. I’ve really suffered on tour and I feel like it’s gotten to be really, really enjoyable, so I’m excited for that.”

One of the interviewers also asked Eilish for life advice, and Eilish emphasized having patience. She said:

“It’s hard, and I don’t have a lot of patience just in general. But I really mean, not necessarily in little situations. I mean, that too, but more in the larger scheme of things and how things can feel really big and intense and like, that’s it, forever. When you’re in that kind of weird place of, like, ‘This is it, this is all I’m ever going to feel and I’m stuck here forever and nothing’s ever going to change,’ even if it’s good or bad. Like sometimes, you feel like that when things are good: You’re like, ‘I’m going to be happy forever,’ and vice versa. I think it’s really important, especially when you’re feeling those dark things, and I hope you aren’t, but when you are, it’s really good to just be like, just, ‘Patience time.’”

Check out the full interview above.

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Tate McRae Confirms That Is Actually Sydney Sweeney On Her New Album (With Help From Glen Powell)

Last week, Tate McRae released a new album, So Close To What, which officially includes features from Flo Milli and The Kid Laroi. Unofficially, however, the album has a third, uncredited special guest: Sydney Sweeney. McRae confirmed the rumors on Tuesday’s episode of The Tonight Show.

“Well, okay, it’s crazy because… my episode that I was on last year, she was doing the couch here, so that’s when we first saw each other in the hall,” she explained to host Jimmy Fallon. “And then Glen Powell, who I do Pilates with sometimes, he just connected…”

Fallon cut in with a joke (“A lot of people want to do Pilates with Glen Powell”) before McRae continued with her anecdote about Sweeney’s Anyone But You co-star. “He connected us. Sydney was such a legend. She sent me like 10 versions of this little voice-memo thing,” she said. “It was like three days before the release, and she was the absolute best for doing it. So it was so cool.”

Maybe McRae can repay Sweeney’s favor by guest-starring in season 3 of Euphoria (yes, it’s actually happening).

You can watch The Tonight Show interview with McRae above.

So Close To What is out now via RCA Records. Find more information here.

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Millie Bobby Brown Still Wants To Play Britney Spears In A Movie, Despite The Singer’s Reaction To Her Saying That Initially

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Back in 2022, Millie Bobby Brown expressed interest in playing Britney Spears in a biopic, saying, “I want to play a real person and I think for me, Britney. [It] would be Britney Spears. I think her story, first of all, resonates with me. Just growing up in the public eye watching her videos, watching interviews of how when she was younger. […] I don’t know her, but when I look at pictures of her, I feel like I could tell her story in the right way and hers only.”

That seemed to rub Spears the wrong way, as she wrote on social media, “I hear about people wanting to do movies about my life … dude I’m not dead !!!”

That hasn’t dissuaded Brown, though.

In a new interview, Brown again said she’d like the play Spears, with the caveat that Spears should have the opportunity to tell her story her way. She said, “I mean, she is an absolute icon. I would love nothing more than to be a part of her story. But that’s her story, and I am in full support of her bringing her story to life how she wants to.”

You can find a video of the interview here.

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The Suspect In Elvis Presley’s Graceland Estate Sale Scheme Has Reportedly Pled Guilty

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The Elvis Presley estate is breathing a sigh of relief. Last year, the “Hound Dog” singer’s former home-turned-museum was wrapped up in an elaborate real estate scheme. Fortunately, the family caught the plot before losing control over Graceland.

Now, the suspect is in court answering for their action. According to the Associated Press, Lisa Jeanine Findley has pled guilty during the case’s latest hearing. Today (February 25), Findley told a Memphis federal judge she wanted cop to two counts of mail fraud. Although Findley was also charged with one count of aggravated identity theft, based on court documents obtained by the outlet, that has since been dropped.

The Missouri native was accused of masterminding a plot to defraud Elvis Presley’s family out of ownership of the Graceland mansion by forcing it into auction.

Principal Deputy Assistant Attorney General Nicole M. Argentieri, head of the Justice Department’s Criminal Division, detailed Findley’s alleged actions in a press conference. “In an alleged scheme to defraud Elvis Presley’s family of millions of dollars and steal the family’s ownership interest in Graceland,” she said. “As part of the brazen scheme, we allege that the defendant created numerous false documents and sought to extort a settlement from the Presley family.”

Findley claimed the late Lisa Marie Presley borrowed $3.8 million from a fictitious private lender. Within the fraudulent files, Findley said Presley put Graceland up as collateral. Following Presley’s death, Findley allegedly threatened the estate (which is now controlled by Presley’s daughter Riley Keough) to pay a $2.85 million settlement otherwise Graceland would be sent to auction.

Findley is due back in court on June 18 to be sentenced. Prior to her plea, Findley faced 20 years. But, according to AP, that could be drastic cut under a deal made with the prosecutor’s office.

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Ozzy Osbourne’s Final Black Sabbath Performance Will Be The Center Of A New Paramount+ Documentary ‘No Escape From Now’

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Ozzy Osbourne’s wish to return to the stage will be granted soon enough. On July 5, the Princess of Darkness will reunite with Black Sabbath at their final Back To The Beginning show.

Although Osbourne will be at limited capacity, he’s eager to make it work. For those curious about Osbourne’s road to the stage, it will be the center of a new Paramount+ documentary, No Escape From Now (according to Variety).

No Escape From Now is described: “An honest, warm and deeply personal portrait of one of the greatest rock stars of all-time, detailing how the singer’s world shuddered to a halt six years ago, forcing him to contemplate who he really is, confront his own mortality and question whether or not he can ever perform on stage for one last time.”

The piece will detail Osbourne’s health struggles as well as his preparation for Back To The Beginning. em>Back To The Beginning is set to feature guest appearance from Osbourne’s wife Sharon, their children, Black Sabbath’s Tony Iommi, Guns N’ Roses’ Duff McKagan, Metallica’s Robert Trujillo, Billy Idol, Tool’s Maynard James Keenan, Red Hot Chili Peppers’ Chad Smith, Zakk Wylde, Andrew Watt and Billy Morrison.

In a statement Sharon discussed the forthcoming work. “This film is an honest account of what has happened to Ozzy during the last few years,” she said. “It shows how hard things have been for him and the courage he has shown while dealing with a number of serious health issues, including Parkinson’s. It’s about the reality of his life now. We have worked with a production team we trust and have allowed them the freedom to tell the story openly. We hope that story will inspire people that are facing similar issues to Ozzy.”

A release date for No Escape From Now as not yet been shared.

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Jeezy Is Reportedly Suing His Former Team For Mismanagement Of Funds And Hiding Financial Records

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Over the past several months, Jeezy’s legal team has been quite busy. Beyond his nasty court battle with ex-wife Jeannie Mai, the “Almighty Black Dollar” rapper is reportedly facing off his former management team.

According to TMZ, Jeezy (real name Jay Wayne Jenkins) filed a lawsuit against Solomon Fornie and Eddie Bridgeman yesterday (February 24).

In documents obtained by the outlet, Jenkins accused his past business partners of money mismanagement and blocking his access to key financial records.

Jenkins also claimed that Fornie and Bridgeman took unauthorized liberties with the funds brought in from his earnings as a recording artist for their own personal gain.

The suit comes after Jenkins attempted to cut professional ties with the duo back in 2024. At that time, he claimed Fornie and Bridgeman purposely obstructed his access to “the books.”

Without the records, Jenkins argues that he is “unable to comply with Georgia law” to get his company Agency 99 reinstated. Back in 2015, Jenkins, Fornie, and Bridgeman formed Agency 99 to keep an eye on his flourishing musical revenues streams. Since then Fornie and Bridgeman were responsible for day-to-day management.

The extent of the Fornie and Bridgeman’s supposed financial mismanagement was not outlined. Still, Jeezy is seeking damages for their alleged actions in additional to having the financial records turned over.

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When We Were Young 2025 Adds A Second Date With Headliners Blink 182, Panic! At The Disco, And Avril Lavigne

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Last year, When We Were Young festival organizers faced backlash after being slammed by All-American Rejects. But considering how fast When We Were Young 2025 sold out, in the eyes of emo music lovers the dusk-up is water under a bridge. Today (February 25), promoters are returned the love.

Over on Instagram, When We Were Young organizers announced the festival has been extended with a second date. Now, When We Were Young 2025 will be held on both October 18 and 19 at Las Vegas Festival Grounds. Although the date is new, organizers have not made any changes to the lineup.

As shown on the updated festival flyer (view below), Blink-182, Panic! At The Disco, Weezer, Avril Lavigne, and The Offspring are all onboard for the second show.

The presale for When We Were Young 2025’s second date will begin on Friday, February 28 at 10 a.m. PT. Find more information here. Continue below to view the full lineup.

When We Were Young 2025 Lineup

Panic! At The Disco
Blink-182
Weezer
Avril Lavigne
The Offspring
All Time Low
The Used
Knocked Loose
The Gaslight Anthem
Bad Religion
Yellowcard
Ice Nine Kills
Motionless In White
I Prevail
Beartooth
Simple Plan
Kublai Khan TX
The Plot In You
Mayday Parade
Loathe
The Cab
Taking Back Sunday
Asking Alexandria
PVRIS
We Came As Eomancs
Jack’s Mannequin
The Story So Far
Never Shout Never
Alexisonfire
We Came As Romans
Story Of The Year
Sleeping With Sirens
Breathe Carolina
We The Kings
Letlive
Plain White T’s
Destroy Boys
Sunami
Crown The Empire
The Amity Affliction
Straylight Run
The Rocket Summer
Never Shout Never
Don Bronco
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Taylor Acorn
The Summer Set
Alexisonfire
Holding Absence
The Movielife
Her Leather Jacket
Arm’s Length

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