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‘The Fall Of The House Of Usher’ Family Deaths, Ranked

Mike Flanagan took one look at Edgar Allan Poe’s body of work – a collection of verses and stories that obsess over death, loss, immortality, the afterlife, and the purposeless exercise of human existence – and thought, “That sounds like a hit Netflix show.” He was right.

Over the course of eight episodes, Flanagan’s The Fall of the House of Usher plays out like a supernaturally-splattered Succession on steroids. Filled with allegories, Gothic symbolism, morally deviant characters, dark humor, grotesque deaths, and Carla Gugino whispering poetic monologues while donning every wig in the Netflix prop department, the show is a lush cautionary tale littered with Victorian-era prose and 21st-century problems.

Oh, and death. Bloody, agonizing, unimaginably cruel yet oddly satisfying, death. It’s that last bit we’re most interested in at the moment — the hows and whys of each Usher family member’s demise and what it means in the greater context of the show. So, being the callous observers of pop culture that we are, we’ve ranked those deaths — delighting in most, mourning a few, and loudly cheering for how our number one pick kicked the bucket.

Lenore The Fall of the House of Usher
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11. Lenore Usher

Death By: Verna
When: Episode 8

Young Lenore was the best of the Usher clan, a teen who saw clearly her family’s faults and their capacity to change — if they so desired. She was Roderick’s favorite for a reason, which makes the inevitability of her death all the more tragic. By making his deal with Verna, Roderick doomed Lenore to die before she was even born. Thankfully, Verna took no pleasure in doling out her fate, giving her a glimpse of the future and some hope that her memory would live on in her mother’s philanthropic work.

Eliza The Fall of the House of Usher
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10. Eliza Usher

Death By: Unspecified Illness
When: Episode 1

Some might blame Eliza Usher for traumatizing her children to such a degree that they chose to become mass-murdering monsters rather than live in poverty and obscurity as she forced them to. So, for some, the idea that she was buried alive by her children after suffering from a debilitating illness, only to claw her way from a soggy grave, prowling the neighborhood in the pouring rain in search of her married lover whose throat she then strangles feels like a reasonable comeuppance. Again, for some.

Madeline The Fall of the House of Usher
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9. Madeline Usher

Death By: Cyanide and Treachery
When: Episode 8

Madeline Usher was a brilliant, shrewd businesswoman driven by greed, the pursuit of power, and her loyalty to her brother — which is why her death at the hands of the person she trusted most seemed so horrifying. With their bloodline erased and Verna knocking on their door, Roderick poisoned his sister’s drink with cyanide, mummifying her still-living body by replacing her eyes with jewels to mimic the entombing process of the Egyptian pharaohs whose obsession with immortality she shared. She eventually gets her revenge, but for a woman whose life work was creating an Artificial Intelligence algorithm that could keep her consciousness alive indefinitely, we can’t believe this is how she’d want to go out.

Roderick The Fall of the House of Usher
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8. Roderick Usher

Death By: Deserved Strangulation
When: Episode 8

Unlike his sister, who was so jaded by their father’s abandonment and their mother’s submissive penance, Roderick Usher felt like he had the capacity to be good. He married, had children, and almost took down a pharmaceutical company killing people for profits. His choice to make a deal with the devil that granted him the riches and power he yearned for while passing the burden of payment onto his own children revealed a moral rot that managed to eat away at his family tree as the years went on. Still, betraying his sister felt like the final nail being hammered into his coffin so having Madeline murder him in the same way his mother murdered their father felt satisfying … and morbidly ironic.

Napolean The Fall of the House of Usher
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7. Napolean Usher

Death By: Accidental Fall Orchestrated By A Black Cat
When: Episode 4

Napolean Usher was a hard-partying Lothario who used his family’s fortune to erect himself a gaming empire built on other people’s good ideas and large amounts of blow. He was a prick, sure, but we weren’t actively rooting for his demise until he slaughtered his boyfriend’s poor cat, bought a demonic replica, and then tried to play the victim when Verna wouldn’t take it back to the kill shelter. Wearing black satin to a funeral we can forgive, but tearing apart your apartment with a mock-up of Thor’s hammer so you can murder an innocent animal is just vile. Toppling over your penthouse’s dangerously designed balcony is probably a cleaner death than this guy deserved.

Victorine The Fall of the House of Usher
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6. Victorine Usher

Death By: Suicide
When: Episode 5

Victorine Usher, like her siblings, was desperate for her father’s approval. So desperate in fact that she sacrificed her soul and her life’s work for the chance to impress Roderick with her heart mesh technology. Her intentions may have begun altruistically, but the pressure and impossible demands made upon her by a selfish, self-serving parent slowly drove her to madness. Well that, and the fact that she accidentally killed her wife, used her dead body as a human trial for her device, disassociated the whole thing, and then was plagued by an incessant ticking noise that no one seemed to hear save her. Eventually, she put herself out of her misery, carving out her own heart because her tests needed a healthy organ.

Rufus Griswold The Fall of the House of Usher
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5. Rufus Griswold

Death By: Solid Masonry (And Cyanide)
When: Episode 8

Technically Rufus Griswold isn’t a member of the Usher family, but his death was so deliciously horrible, that we had to give it a shout-out here. Everyone on this list (save Lenore) probably deserved to meet a gruesome end, but Griswold’s, while not as painful as some, felt the most satisfying. After blackmailing the Usher siblings, turning Roderick into Fortunato’s patsy, and taking credit for Madeline’s schemes, the pair enact their revenge at a New Year’s Eve party. Drugged with a paralytic and poisoned with cyanide, Rufus wakes up chained to a wall in the basement of the company’s building with Madeline and Roderick burying him alive with brick and mortar. Before leaving him to die in the dark, Madeline places his jester’s mask back on his face which explains why Roderick often hears bells as he blankly stares at the wall when Verna comes to collect her debt.

Camille The Fall of the House of Usher
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4. Camille L’Espanaye

Death By: Vengeful Chimps
When: Episode 3

Curiosity didn’t just kill the cat, it also killed Camille L’Espanaye. The Usher family’s resident spin doctor was too good at her job, hounding her sister Victorine once she sniffed a whiff of deceit surrounding her medical trials. She came to the lab intent on getting proof of Victorine’s crimes so in that, she was successful. But, when you’ve been marked for death since birth and you don’t heed the warnings of a preternaturally wise security guard who looks like Carla Gugino, getting your face ripped off by an angry chimp your familial rival has been experimenting on is kind of your own fault.

Tamerlane The Fall of the House of Usher
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3. Tamerlane Usher

Death By: Mirrors (And Insomnia)
When: Episode 6

Tamerlane Usher hopes that by building a wellness empire to rival that of Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop, she might finally separate herself from her name — and prove her worth to her disinterested, unfeeling father at the same time. Instead, her clout-chasing side hustle ends up costing her a marriage, a company, and her sanity. Technically, Tamerlane dies when dozens of glass shards impale her body after she breaks every mirror in her home to ward off Verna’s harassment but, would she have spiraled so quickly if she had just listened to her himbo husband and gotten some damn sleep? Who can say?

Prospero The Fall of the House of Usher
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2. Prospero Usher

Death By: Radioactive Orgy
When: Episode 2

Poor Prospero Usher. A young, bisexual twink with more money than talent, more ambition than know-how, and a higher following count than IQ score. His revelatory idea to create a club franchise that caters to the rich and ready-to-behave-badly set is lost on his elders so, naturally, he picks an abandoned Fortunato lab to host a trial run. Unfortunately, despite Verna’s warnings, he goes ahead with the debauched revelry, signaling the start of the night’s climactic mass orgy by way of the building’s sprinkler system whose water source he neglected to check. Bodies were writhing and people were definitely screaming, just not in the way Prospero planned as acid rained down on his guests, leaving almost everyone charred beyond recognition. This is why we don’t leave the house.

Frederick The Fall of the House of Usher
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1. Frederick Usher

Death By: Swinging Pendulum But Mainly, His Own Idiocy
When: Episode 7

A bumbling egomaniac with no spine and a taste for the nose candy, Frederick Usher was the last of his siblings to kick the bucket and his death was both nightmare-inducing and, honestly, well-deserved. After torturing his adulterous wife — an unresponsive burn victim — for a few episodes, Frederick enacts his ultimate revenge — injecting her with a paralytic so that he can slowly remove her teeth to keep in a tin box. High on committing the kind of crimes against humanity that the Geneva Convention was created for, Frederick takes his cocaine and his coddled-from-birth sense of entitlement to the warehouse where his brother died in order to see it finally torn down. But, while pissing on Prospero’s grave, he snorts the wrong drug, dropping like a drunk fly and laying prone, unable to shout for help as the building collapses around him and a pendulum of sharp debris slices its way through his innards. Unlike Taylor Swift, Karma is not Frederick’s boyfriend.

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Travis Barker Showed Off The Nasty Injury He Suffered For Drumming Too Hard During A Blink-182 Show

Travis Barker has been drumming for Blink-182 since 1998. Lest you think his passion for playing “Dysentery Gary” (my favorite song about a guy whose name rhymes with an intestinal disease) has waned over the years, the drummer showed off a gruesome hand injury he suffered for ~ rocking too hard ~ during a recent show as part of the band’s 2023-2024 world tour.

“In the Instagram Story, Barker raised his hand close up to the camera as he showed all of his fingers covered in blood and scabs — and a wide gash across the knuckles,” according to People. “The drummer also showed off his blood-stained pants — a result of his hand injury — in a subsequent snap.”

You’re welcome to see pics of the nasty injury here, but I don’t suggest it.

Barker and wife Kourtney Kardashian are awaiting the birth of their first child together. “I love experiencing life through their eyes and doing with them all the things I did as a child. Going to Disneyland or even just touching sand for the first time,” she told Vanity Fair Italia. “I love creating traditions and memories and making everyday things feel special and magical. Being able to do that now with Travis is a dream come true.”

Blink-182 is a Warner Music artist. Uproxx is an independent subsidiary of Warner Music Group.

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Travis Barker Showed Off The Nasty Injury He Suffered For Drumming Too Hard During A Blink-182 Show

Travis Barker has been drumming for Blink-182 since 1998. Lest you think his passion for playing “Dysentery Gary” (my favorite song about a guy whose name rhymes with an intestinal disease) has waned over the years, the drummer showed off a gruesome hand injury he suffered for ~ rocking too hard ~ during a recent show as part of the band’s 2023-2024 world tour.

“In the Instagram Story, Barker raised his hand close up to the camera as he showed all of his fingers covered in blood and scabs — and a wide gash across the knuckles,” according to People. “The drummer also showed off his blood-stained pants — a result of his hand injury — in a subsequent snap.”

You’re welcome to see pics of the nasty injury here, but I don’t suggest it.

Barker and wife Kourtney Kardashian are awaiting the birth of their first child together. “I love experiencing life through their eyes and doing with them all the things I did as a child. Going to Disneyland or even just touching sand for the first time,” she told Vanity Fair Italia. “I love creating traditions and memories and making everyday things feel special and magical. Being able to do that now with Travis is a dream come true.”

Blink-182 is a Warner Music artist. Uproxx is an independent subsidiary of Warner Music Group.

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Is Oasis Going On A Reunion Tour?

Oasis fans have been holding out hope for quite a while regarding the possibility of a reunion tour. Over the past year or so, it has seemed perhaps more likely that the Gallagher brothers would put the fighting aside for the music.

However, today, Liam Gallagher announced that he’ll be honoring the 30th anniversary of Oasis’ debut Definitely Maybe album by doing a solo tour — without his brother Noel.

The anniversary tour will take place next summer across the UK and Ireland, and fans can expect to hear the record in full — making it still a special experience.

“I’m bouncing around the house to announce the Definitely Maybe tour,” Liam Gallagher said, according to The Independent. “I wouldn’t be anywhere without [the album] and neither would you, so let’s celebrate together LG x.”

Tickets for Liam Gallagher’s Definitely Maybe anniversary tour go on sale this Friday, October 20 at 9 a.m. local time, with some dates offering presales earlier throughout the week. Continue scrolling for a complete list of dates, with more information available here.

06/01/2024 — Sheffield, UK @ Utilita Arena
06/03/2024 — Cardiff, UK @ Utilita Arena
06/06/2024 — London, UK @ The O2
06/07/2024 — London, UK @ The O2
06/10/2024 — London, UK @ The O2
06/15/2024 — Manchester, UK @ Co-op Live
06/16/2024 — Manchester, UK @ Co-op Live
06/19/2024 — Glasgow, UK @ OVO Hydro
06/20/2024 — Glasgow, UK @ OVO Hydro
06/23/2024 — Dublin, IR @ 3Arena
06/24/2024 — Dublin, IR @ 3Arena
06/27/2024 — Manchester, UK @ Co-op Live

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Is Oasis Going On A Reunion Tour?

Oasis fans have been holding out hope for quite a while regarding the possibility of a reunion tour. Over the past year or so, it has seemed perhaps more likely that the Gallagher brothers would put the fighting aside for the music.

However, today, Liam Gallagher announced that he’ll be honoring the 30th anniversary of Oasis’ debut Definitely Maybe album by doing a solo tour — without his brother Noel.

The anniversary tour will take place next summer across the UK and Ireland, and fans can expect to hear the record in full — making it still a special experience.

“I’m bouncing around the house to announce the Definitely Maybe tour,” Liam Gallagher said, according to The Independent. “I wouldn’t be anywhere without [the album] and neither would you, so let’s celebrate together LG x.”

Tickets for Liam Gallagher’s Definitely Maybe anniversary tour go on sale this Friday, October 20 at 9 a.m. local time, with some dates offering presales earlier throughout the week. Continue scrolling for a complete list of dates, with more information available here.

06/01/2024 — Sheffield, UK @ Utilita Arena
06/03/2024 — Cardiff, UK @ Utilita Arena
06/06/2024 — London, UK @ The O2
06/07/2024 — London, UK @ The O2
06/10/2024 — London, UK @ The O2
06/15/2024 — Manchester, UK @ Co-op Live
06/16/2024 — Manchester, UK @ Co-op Live
06/19/2024 — Glasgow, UK @ OVO Hydro
06/20/2024 — Glasgow, UK @ OVO Hydro
06/23/2024 — Dublin, IR @ 3Arena
06/24/2024 — Dublin, IR @ 3Arena
06/27/2024 — Manchester, UK @ Co-op Live

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Here Are The New Voices Of Rick And Morty (And Mr. Poopybutthole)

Meet the new voice of Mr. Poopybutthole. And Rick and Morty.

The opening credits for the Rick and Morty season seven premiere revealed that Ian Cardoni is the new voice of Rick, while Harry Belden took over as Morty. “Ian was one of the first people I heard when the search began; he was in first wave: ‘Mark that guy, he’s got major flashes of Rick,’ which was awesome. We found Harry a lot later. They just stood out,” showrunner Scott Marder told the Hollywood Reporter. It took six months and thousands of auditions for Marder, co-creator Dan Harmon, and the rest of the creative team to find their guys, but they nailed it: the transition is seamless.

As for Mr. Poopybutthole:

“We are happy for them to take on more of these smaller characters. In the time crunch we were in, it was a lot to ask either of them to fully take on Poopy as well because it’s the most expanded role Poopy has had. We ultimately found another guy, John Allen, who came in late in the game. He took pressure off of Ian and Harry who were both working on Poopy but it felt like too much for either of them to be doing him in an episode of the show that they had to completely re-do.”

The original Rick and Morty voice, co-creator Justin Roiland, was fired from the animated series by Adult Swim, as well as Hulu, after he was charged with domestic battery (the charges were later dropped). It was later reported that he allegedly used to his fame to pursue fans, some as young as 16 years old.

(Via the Hollywood Reporter)

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Here Are The New Voices Of Rick And Morty (And Mr. Poopybutthole)

Meet the new voice of Mr. Poopybutthole. And Rick and Morty.

The opening credits for the Rick and Morty season seven premiere revealed that Ian Cardoni is the new voice of Rick, while Harry Belden took over as Morty. “Ian was one of the first people I heard when the search began; he was in first wave: ‘Mark that guy, he’s got major flashes of Rick,’ which was awesome. We found Harry a lot later. They just stood out,” showrunner Scott Marder told the Hollywood Reporter. It took six months and thousands of auditions for Marder, co-creator Dan Harmon, and the rest of the creative team to find their guys, but they nailed it: the transition is seamless.

As for Mr. Poopybutthole:

“We are happy for them to take on more of these smaller characters. In the time crunch we were in, it was a lot to ask either of them to fully take on Poopy as well because it’s the most expanded role Poopy has had. We ultimately found another guy, John Allen, who came in late in the game. He took pressure off of Ian and Harry who were both working on Poopy but it felt like too much for either of them to be doing him in an episode of the show that they had to completely re-do.”

The original Rick and Morty voice, co-creator Justin Roiland, was fired from the animated series by Adult Swim, as well as Hulu, after he was charged with domestic battery (the charges were later dropped). It was later reported that he allegedly used to his fame to pursue fans, some as young as 16 years old.

(Via the Hollywood Reporter)

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In As Close To An Oasis Reunion As We’re Likely To Get, Liam Gallagher Is Celebrating The Band’s Debut With An Anniversary Tour

For years now, Oasis fans have been clamoring for the band to reunite, but given the ever-present tension between brothers Noel and Liam Gallagher, a comeback doesn’t necessarily seem likely. Perhaps the next best thing is coming soon, though: Today (October 15), Liam announced that he’s celebrating the 30th anniversary of Definitely Maybe, Oasis’ 1994 debut album, by taking it on tour.

The tour runs throughout June 2024 and includes shows in the UK and Ireland. Dates for the US and other countries have not been announced. Gallagher says he’s performing the album in full, along with “select B-sides from the era.”

It doesn’t appear that Noel will be involved with the tour, but as The Guardian notes, co-founding Oasis member Paul Arthurs (also known as Bonehead) will likely join, as he tours as part of Liam’s band.

Watch the trailer for the tour above and check out the tour dates below. Find more information about tickets here.

06/01/2024 — Sheffield, UK @ Utilita Arena
06/03/2024 — Cardiff, Wales @ Utilita Arena
06/06/2024 — London, UK @ The O2
06/07/2024 — London, UK @ The O2
06/10/2024 — London, UK @ The O2
06/15/2024 — Manchester, UK @ Co-op Live
06/16/2024 — Manchester, UK @ Co-op Live
06/19/2024 — Glasgow, Scotland @ OVO Hydro
06/20/2024 — Glasgow, Scotland @ OVO Hydro
06/23/2024 — Dublin, Ireland @ 3Arena
06/24/2024 — Dublin, Ireland @ 3Arena
06/27/2024 — Manchester, UK @ Co-op Live

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Drake’s 6-Year-Old Son Adonis Now Has His Own Full Song, ‘My Man Freestyle,’ And He Balls Out In The Video

When Drake released his new album For All The Dogs earlier this month, one featured guest in particular made waves: Adonis Graham, Drake’s son (who turned 6 years old a few days ago). He had a quick verse featured at the end of the song “Daylight,” but now it turns out that it was actually part of a full song: Yesterday (October 15), the complete song, dubbed “My Man Freestyle,” was released in full, credited to Adonis.

Drake dropped a video for the track and it features Adonis and some friends playing basketball. There’s also a part in the middle of the song where Adonis, taking on the role of coach, addresses his pals and offers instruction on how to up their game. Drake makes a quick appearance in the visual, as does Toronto Raptors rookie Gradey Dick, but the focus is all on Adonis.

As for the song’s lyrics, they’re not bad for a freestyle from a 6-year-old! Choice excerpts include, “I was waiting for this moment to arrive / I was driving in the car and I mash my car / I was playing on my iPad and I broke my iPad / I am going to my house, see my dad / I am saying hi to my dad and I have to go change / I’m playing basketball,” and, “You don’t want to eat a lollipop / I don’t know who sells ice pops / I don’t know who sells lollipops / I don’t know who sells lollipops / Go ask to a cloud, I don’t know / Go ask to a cloud, I don’t know / You can go ask somebody else / I do not have the skills for it / I just have the skills for the basketball game / Or the soccer game, or the tennis game, or the golf game.”

Watch the “My Man Freestyle” video above.

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The Bills Escaped With A Win Over The Giants On A Last Play Drop In The End Zone (And Uncalled DPI)

The Buffalo Bills were more than two touchdown favorites on Sunday night against the Daniel Jones-less New York Giants, but found themselves needing a goal line stand at the end of the game to escape with a win and move to 5-1 on the season.

After Josh Allen drove the Bills down for a go-ahead score on a preposterous throw to Quintin Morris, the Giants got to midfield and stalled out, failing on a fourth down play. However, the defense bowed up and forced a long field goal attempt from the Bills on the ensuing possession, with Tyler Bass missing wide right to leave the door open.

Tyrod Taylor led the Giants down deep into Bills territory with some short passes and a dicey scramble, with the last gasp pass to the end zone falling incomplete but Darren Waller drawing a pass interference penalty. That set up an untimed down from the 1 for the win, which brought back flashbacks from the end of the first half when Saquon Barkley got stuffed on the one with no timeouts left and the clock ran out without New York scoring any points.

This time, the Giants threw it up to Darren Waller, but the ball bounced off his hand to the turf thanks to what Bills fans will call great coverage from Taron Johnson and Giants (and most impartial observers) will call interference as Johnson had a fist full of jersey as Waller went up for the ball.

The reverse angle shows how close Waller was to an outrageous one-handed grab, as well as why that left hand could never get up to the ball to complete the catch.

To be clear, all a PI call would’ve done is set New York up for a third crack at a 1-yard score in a game they were 0-for-2, so it’s not a guarantee it would’ve resulted in a win. Still, it’s a tough way to lose and those two possessions ending on the 1 with no points to end both halves will stick with Brian Daboll and the Giants for awhile, as they had a chance to pull off a massive upset but just could not execute in the two biggest moments of the game.