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All The Best New Indie Music From This Week

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Indie music has grown to include so much. It’s not just music that is released on independent labels, but speaks to an aesthetic that deviates from the norm and follows its own weirdo heart. It can come in the form of rock music, pop, or folk. In a sense, it says as much about the people that are drawn to it as it does about the people that make it.

Every week, Uproxx is rounding up the best new indie music from the past seven days. This week, we got new music from Black Country, New Road; Jamie xx; Julien Baker & Torres; and more.

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Deafheaven – “Magnolia”

Heavy shoegaze has become one of the decade’s leading sonic trends, and Deafheaven was a key participant in 2021 with their album Infinite Granite. On songs like “Great Mass Of Color” and “In Blur,” frontman George Clarke delivered clean vocals for the first time, and Justin Meldal-Johnsen lent his M83-sized production style to give those songs some celestial heft. For their new record — Lonely People With Power, out March 28 — Deafheaven have recruited Meldal-Johnsen again for those soaring, anthemic qualities, but they’re back to their black metal days with lead single “Magnolia.” Clarke issues throat-shredding screams as his bandmates plow ahead with searing blast-beats and relentless shredding. It’s a homecoming that’s at once brutal and beautiful.

Momma – “I Want You (Fever)”

One of the most indelible trends of 2020s indie rock thus far has been the revival of ’90s sonic signifiers. Although Brooklynites Momma have been making music since the 2010s, their music reached an apotheosis on 2022’s Household Name, which drew from the likes of Pavement, Nirvana, and Smashing Pumpkins for a collection of concise, hook-minded bangers. Rather than steering away from that foundation entirely, songwriters Etta Friedman and Allegra Weingarten keep building on top of it while adding their own idiosyncratic twists. Their latest song, “I Want You (Fever),” abounds with skyscraper riffs, towering choruses, and trenchant melodies.

Julien Baker & Torres – “Sylvia”

The idea of a Julien Baker and Torres collaborative album dates back as early as 2016. After the two musicians played a show in Chicago together, they briefly entertained the idea. Now, that album has fully come to fruition. Send A Prayer My Way, out April 18, sees Baker and Torres dive headfirst into full-on country. Both artists are from the South and have been enamored of the genre’s most influential voices, and they’re making their own mark on a scene that has long been exclusionary toward queer women. “Sylvia,” which accompanies the announcement, is further proof that this is no mere pastiche. Its draw lies in its simplicity, one of country’s most salient tenets. “So alone when I’m not with you, but I ache to see the world,” the duo sings. On paper, it’s a straightforward song about Torres’ dog. In execution, it’s a tune that resonates with universal truths.

Lucrecia Dalt – “Cosa Rara”

Colombian musician Lucrecia Dalt boasts an impressive portfolio of film scores. Whereas her compositions for the screen hew to the worlds constructed by others, Dalt sculpts her own fantastical settings throughout her experimental oeuvre. Her 2022 breakthrough LP, ¡Ay!, showcased her predilection for futuristic bolero. On “Cosa Rara,” the title track of her forthcoming EP, she taps into her scoring skills to highlight the most eerie qualities of her music: aqueous synths, minor-key bass, churning percussion. That’s all before former Japan frontman David Sylvain delivers a hypnotic verse in his earthy baritone. Suggestive and ominous, it’s a tidy summation of Dalt’s wide-ranging talents.

Tunde Adebimpe – “Drop”

It has been over a decade since TV On The Radio put out an album. As one of the most influential bands in the NYC early-aughts indie-rock heyday, people have long been clamoring for new music. Although the group has returned to touring, it seems like frontman Tunde Adebimpe has kept himself occupied with other endeavors. Namely, his debut solo record, Thee Black Boltz, out April 18. Similar to how other iconic indie rockers, such as Kims Gordon and Deal, released great solo debuts long after their respective bands’ most active periods, Adebimpe stakes his own claim. “Drop,” which accompanies the announcement, marks a new path for the polymath. Opening with heavily processed beatboxing and ringing guitar, “Drop” sees Adebimpe wrestling with his life’s trajectory. “The ticking of a clock / On my life / And my life’s just a dot / On a timeline,” he intones. Despite these questions of self-doubt and impermanence, he sounds genuinely sure of himself. He’s here to stay.

Sleigh Bells – “Wanna Start A Band?”

Sleigh Bells started making their latest song over a decade ago. In 2008, Alexis Krauss was eating at a Brooklyn restaurant when her server, Derek Miller, asked her if she wanted to start a band. Thus, Sleigh Bells was born. Fast forward to 2014, when Miller began toying with a guitar riff that would eventually form the basis of “Wanna Start A Band?” It’s got all the classic Sleigh Bells signifiers: chugging guitars, blown-out, noisy production, and sugary sweet vocal hooks. All of it amounts to one of the indie-pop duo’s best songs since Treats.

Jamie xx – “F.U.” Feat. Erykah Badu

After finally releasing his second solo album, In Waves, English producer Jamie xx has shared its deluxe version, which boasts two new tracks plus three singles he’s previously shared. One of those new tunes (kinda) features R&B lodestar Erykah Badu. “F.U.,” the tune in question, samples Badu’s extemporaneous set at a Primavera Sound after-party that Jamie xx recorded on his phone. Her equipment kept failing on her, so she resorted to ad-libs to make it through the allotted time slot. Its origins may be off-the-cuff, but Jamie transforms a one-off Badu performance into something carefully considered and immaculately crafted. Its squelchy bass and thumping drums contain all the central characteristics of a Jamie xx banger.

Black Country, New Road – “Besties”

Shortly before releasing their beloved second album, Ants From Up There, then-frontman Isaac Wood announced his departure from Black Country, New Road. The post-punk band stated that it would continue, but newly bereft of their main vocalist, it was a confusing time. They went out on tour, performing completely new material, which would then become 2023’s Live At Bush Hall. But Forever Howlong (out April 4) marks their first proper studio LP since Wood’s egress, and it’s composed of all-new material not included on Live At Bush Hall. Lead single “Besties” marks yet another first for BC,NR: Georgia Ellery, also of the experimental pop duo Jockstrap, on lead vocals. With its anthemic aura, “Besties” sounds like a triumphant rebirth, highlighting an epic new epoch for the Windmill graduates.

Sasami – “In Love With A Memory” Feat. Clairo

Sasami grew up studying composition, and so did producer and former Vampire Weekend member Rostam Batmanglij. For the latest single from the forthcoming Blood On The Silver Screen, Sasami and Rostam tapped into their compositional knowledge to create “In Love With A Memory.” Drawing more from Sasami’s classical upbringing, “In Love With A Memory” cruises on adroit synth arpeggios while taking inspiration from Japanese and Korean folk songs. It also includes vocals from fellow indie-pop songwriter Clairo, whose gossamer timbre seamlessly blends into the song’s fabric.

Uwade – “Call It A Draw”

At the beginning of “Wading In Waist-High Water,” the opening track of Fleet Foxes’ 2020 album Shore, Uwade Akhere’s voice comes in like a lapping wave. When she recorded those vocals, she was studying classics at Oxford. She shuffled around the studio toying with various instruments and marveling at her surroundings. She recorded some covers during the Shore sessions, too, but in the time that’s elapsed, Uwade has established a voice of her own. “Call It A Draw,” the lead single of her forthcoming debut album, Florilegium, blends alt-R&B, neo-soul, and indie-folk. Threading it all together is Uwade’s hypnotic vocals, which flare like vaporous tendrils swirling about the stereo field. Five years ago, Uwade introduced herself. But now, she has fully arrived.

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88rising’s Head In The Clouds Festival Returns To Pasadena With G-Dragon, 2NE1, And Rich Brian

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The return of the Head In The Clouds Festival was thrown into doubt by the Los Angeles wildfires, which devastated the areas surrounding its usual venue at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena. But, today, 88rising made the happy announcement that Head In The Clouds will return on May 31-June 1, with headliners G-Dragon and 2NE1, along with acts like Dean, DPR Ian, Rich Brian, and the reunion of the premiere Chinese rap group, Higher Brothers. The festival will be G-Dragon’s sole North American festival performance, and there will also be a celebration of the label’s 10th year, “88rising’s Ten Year Finale,” which promises some surprises.

In the 10 years since its inception, 88rising has promoted Asian and Asian-American artists at level previously unseen in the United States. In addition to introducing American audiences to standouts such as Joji, Jackson Wang, NIKI, and Rich Brian, the label also curated the soundtrack for Marvel’s Shang-Chi And Legend Of The Ten Rings, as well as a Coachella set highlighting its artists.

88rising’s production partner for the festival, Goldenvoice, is also teaming up with the Rose Bowl Operating Company to donate $250,000 to the Eaton Fire Relief & Recovery Fund.

2-Day General Admission passes start at $300 and VIP passes start at $450. Passes go on sale Friday, February 7 at 11 AM. You can find more information here.

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Markieff Morris Can’t Believe The Luka Is Out Of Shape Stuff: ‘If You Can Get 30/15/10, Then I Don’t Know What Shape Is’

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The Los Angeles Lakers formally introduced Luka Doncic as the newest member of the team in a surreal Tuesday morning press conference. Doncic spoke about the shock of being traded and wondering if it was April Fool’s, and how the last 48 hours have felt like a month as he processes the sudden change.

As soon as the trade news broke, the spin began from the Mavericks side as they tried desperately to explain why they were trading a 25-year-old superstar. Much of that has focused on Doncic’s conditioning, as he’s always looked a bit pudgy compared to most of the NBA’s elite, but what those critiques seem to ignore is the fact that Doncic has always been dominant on the floor.

While Doncic was the headliner of the trade, he isn’t the only player making the move from Dallas to L.A., as Markieff Morris returns to the Lakers as part of the deal. He was also on hand Tuesday at the Lakers facility and spoke with the media after Doncic’s presser, and was asked for his thoughts on the conditioning talk surrounding Luka and noted his confusion by it all (video here via Tomer Azerly).

“He’s a great guy, man. Super low maintenance, don’t need much,” Morris said. “One of the only guys I’ve been on a team with that’ll play through any injury if he can get on the court. I hear stuff about him not being in shape, but if you can go in an NBA game and get 30, 15, and 10, then I don’t know what shape is. I’m confused at that part. Yeah, you’ll see it really soon.”

Now, you wouldn’t expect a guy who is still teammates with Doncic to bury him, so it’s not a surprise he’s voicing his support for Luka, but that last part is the thing most fans can’t get out of their head either and it’s nice to see an NBA player also saying it. Doncic has averaged 28/8/8 for his career and regularly flirts with huge triple-doubles. If that guy is “out of shape” then I, like Morris, am not sure what in shape even means.

At the same time, there are certainly valid questions to be had about whether Doncic could maximize his immense talents more by being in better shape, but he definitely doesn’t seem to be on the verge of becoming a disaster. And the truth is, we’ve seen star players in similar positions before. A lot of NBA stars can naturally dominate early in their careers while eating whatever they want and partying and all of that, but as they get older they learn how to better take care of themselves and find that balance. Doncic, who is about to turn 26, probably will have to go on that same journey, but given his talent and apparent competitive fire, it seems odd the Mavs decided to bank on him not figuring that part out — which is why many have posited something else has to have been part of this decision.

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The Mavs Made Their First Post-Doncic Trade, Adding Caleb Martin From The Sixers

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After trading Luka Doncic to the Lakers for Anthony Davis, the Dallas Mavericks figured to still have some work to do before Thursday’s trade deadline. They had created title-or-bust expectations and shortened their runway to meet them by trading the 25-year-old Doncic for the 31-year-old Davis and pairing him with a 32-year-old Kyrie Irving.

Given the current Mavs roster has been built to complement Doncic’s skills, they needed to make some adjustments to the supporting cast to try and build the best team around Irving and Davis. On Tuesday, they began doing just that with their first post-Doncic trade, sending Quentin Grimes to the 76ers for Caleb Martin, per Shams Charania.

Mavericks get: Caleb Martin
76ers get: Quentin Grimes, PHI 2025 second-round pick

The Sixers recoup their own second round pick for this year that Dallas held, which, if they don’t go on a big late season run, could be pretty high on the Draft’s second day. They also add another perimeter scoring threat in Grimes, who is having a solid season in Dallas averaging 10.2 points, 3.8 rebounds, and 2.1 assists per game and hitting 39.8 percent of his threes.

Martin, meanwhile, has missed the last 12 games with a hip/groin injury, but was averaging 9.1 points, 4.4 rebounds, and 2.1 assists per game and hitting 37.9 percent of his threes prior to his absence. The Mavs have made it clear that their goal is to build a defense-first team around Davis, and that is certainly the goal with this trade in adding another versatile wing defender in Martin. It’ll be interesting to see how the Mavs proceed and if they have more moves on the horizon over the next 48 hours before the deadline, but Nico Harrison is certainly shuffling the deck in Dallas for the second half of the season.

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MJ Lenderman, The Postal Service, R.E.M., And Nearly 100 More Contribute To A Massive New LA Wildfire Benefit Compilation

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The music community has stepped up to support Los Angeles as the city recovers from the wildfires. Now, the folks at Good Music are doing their part with Good Music To Lift Up Los Angeles, a new compilation album featuring so many artists.

Among the highlights are MJ Lenderman (who had a strong presence on the recently released Uproxx Music Critics Poll thanks to Manning Fireworks), R.E.M., Death Cab For Cutie and The Postal Service (credited together), Jason Isbell, Pup, Wilco’s Jeff Tweedy, and Faye Webster.

The project is exclusive to Bandcamp and is set to only be available for one day, on February 7. The net proceeds will be donated to California Community Foundation’s Wildfire Recovery Fund and the LA Regional Food Bank, and Bandcamp is also donating its share of sales to MusiCares as part of its own fundraising effort.

The tracklist has not been revealed yet, but there are 90 tracks and the full list of participating artists consists of Alycia Lang, Animal Collective, Annie DiRusso, The Armed, BEL, Blondshell, Brotherkenzie, Cassandra Jenkins, Centro-matic Feat. Jason Isbell And Sadler Vaden, Chelsea Wolfe, Chris Cohen, Cold War Kids, Courtney Barnett, Cumgirl8, Cunningham Bird, Dawes, Death Cab For Cutie and The Postal Service, The Dip, Dirty Projectors & Stargaze, Dr. Dog, Eggy, Faye Webster, Fidlar, Flock Of Dimes, Friko, George Alice, Gustaf, Health, The Heavy Heavy, Hippo Campus, The Hold Steady, Hotline TNT, Hurray For The Riff Raff, I’m With Her, Interpol, iRo, James Henry Jr., Jason Isbell And The 400 Unit, Jeff Tweedy, Josh Ritter, K.Flay, King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard, LA LOM, Lala Lala, Little Dragon, Local Natives, Lucius, Mac DeMarco’s “Piece Of The F*ck”, Madi Diaz, Manchester Orchestra, The Midnight, Miki Ratsula, Militarie Gun, Miya Folick, MJ Lenderman, Modest Mouse, Momma, Mudhoney, My Morning Jacket, Neal Francis, Neko Case, The New Pornographers, Nick Thune, Pachyman, Perfume Genius, Pool Kids, Porches, Pup, Real Estate, R.E.M., Richy Mitch & The Coal Miners, Ricky Montgomery, RY X, Shannon Lay, Silversun Pickups, Soccer Mommy, Soul Asylum, Spiritual Cramp, Sycco, SYML, Tenacious D, Theo Katzman, This Is Lorelei, Toro Y Moi, Tunde Adebimpe, TV On The Radio, Ty Segall, The War On Drugs, Water From Your Eyes, and Watkins Family Hour Feat. Gaby Moreno.

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Sabrina Carpenter Is Releasing A Deluxe Edition Of ‘Short N’ Sweet’ Featuring Dolly Parton On Valentine’s Day

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Following her slapstick-is-back performance at the 2025 Grammys, Sabrina Carpenter is releasing a deluxe edition of Short N’ Sweet.

The tracklist includes all 12 songs from the original version of the Best Pop Vocal Album winner, as well as five bonus tracks — including an updated “Please Please Please” with none other than Dolly Parton.

“as a thank you for giving this album 2 Grammy’s :’) short n’ sweet deluxe is now available for pre order.. out February 14th!” Carpenter wrote on X. “and yes that does say featuring Miss Dolly Parton… she wouldn’t want me to swear but holy sh*t!!!!!”

Carpenter also let out a “holy sh*t” during the Grammys, although you wouldn’t know it from the broadcast: the word was censored by CBS. “Thank you, this is so special to me, and Short N’ Sweet means the world,” she said, adding, “I love you guys, you have no idea how much I love you and how much this album means to me. Thank you, holy sh*t! Bye!”

You can check out the tracklist below.

Sabrina Carpenter’s Short N’ Sweet (Deluxe) Tracklist

1. “Taste”
2. “Please Please Please”
3. “Good Graces”
4. “Sharpest Tool”
5. “Coincidence”
6. “Bed Chem”
7. “Espresso”
8. “Dumb & Poetic”
9. “Slim Pickins”
10. “Juno”
11. “Lie To Girls”
12. “Don’t Smile”
13. “15 Minutes”
14. “Please Please Please” Feat. Dolly Parton
15. “Couldn’t Make It Any Harder”
16. “Busy Woman”
17. “Bad Reviews”

Short N’ Sweet (Deluxe) is out 2/14 via Island Records. Find more information here.

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Chance The Rapper Is Headlining ‘NBA On TNT’s All-Star Weekend Road Show

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Once upon a time, Chance The Rapper had an earned reputation as a “say yes to anything,” brand-favorite performer (complimentary). If you needed someone to don a fuzzy bear suit and converse with a KitKat bar in a commercial, he was your man. It was wholesome and lighthearted and — po-faced rap fan naysaying aside — really quite fun.

But in the years since, Chance has laid a bit lower, only popping up to exhibit his new album Star Line at art galleries. However, that soon changes, as NBA On TNT announces its partnership with the Windy City MC for NBA All-Star Weekend. He’ll be headlining the annual NBA On TNT American Express Road Show on Thursday, February 13, at Pier 48 in San Francisco, his first really high-profile corporate gig in a while.

The NBA On TNT American Express Road Show will, as usual, be hosted by Ernie Johnson, Charles Barkley, Kenny Smith, and Shaquille O’Neal, offering pre-game coverage of the Oklahoma City Thunder vs. The Minnesota Timberwolves game ahead of the All-Star Weekend Festivities. Those festivities once again include the All-Star Celebrity Game (for which rosters were announced today) and The Rising Stars Challenged (here’s the player pool) — but not a three-point shoot-out with Caitlin Clark to some Iowa fans’ chagrin.

Chance fans hoping for his comeback can probably take some encouragement from the announcement, while may well presage an official release date for Star Line and the beginning of his return to casual rap fans’ good graces.

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The Weeknd Bids A Long Goodbye

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Abel Tesfaye has been killing The Weeknd for at least five years, since the 2020 release of his fourth studio album, After Hours. While that album explored the themes of self-loathing and the alienating tendencies of the substances the character had always boasted about using, the music videos accompanying the project found the red-suited hedonist being decapitated and resurrected, only to suffer more abuse. The morbid motifs continued on Dawn FM, which boasted a purgatorial theme, with The Weeknd struggling to muddle his way through the wreckage of his life to achieve his final rest.

In the run-up to the release of Hurry Up Tomorrow, the latest and final installment of the loose trilogy, Tesfaye has suggested more than once that the album will constitute The Weeknd’s final end. It turns out to be a long goodbye, delivering the longest runtime of the three albums by far (After Hours is 56:19, Dawn FM is 51:49, and Hurry Up Tomorrow is 84:39). Tesfaye uses the sprawling canvas to empty the magazine, dumping every idea remaining from this phase of his artistic milieu — for better or worse.

This approach lends itself well to the Canadian singer-songwriter’s eclecticism, at the expense of the cohesion of the concept of the death of The Weeknd alter ego. In many ways, Hurry Up Tomorrow‘s title reflects both singer and his audience’s reluctance to let the persona go, despite its fixation on self-destructive habits both sides should have long since grown past (“Given Up On Me”). As an extension of the mythos of The Weeknd, the additional runtime allows him to sing his scumbag soliloquies over a broader palette than ever before. As an end to the character, one wonders if Abel is really a ready to let it die as he makes out.

But if this is the final “The Weeknd” album, the mysterious, menacing expression of id is going out with a bang — as only befits the “try anything twice, then do it ad nauseam” abandon of the curator of the House Of Balloons. Take “Timeless,” the Pharrell Williams-produced, Playboi Carti-featuring chest beater; “Dress for these hoes, they finna flock,” Carti sing-raps. “Just poured a four in a soda, it pop / Them drugs finna hit, I’m feelin’ ill / I’m wrestlin’ all of my demons, I feel like The Rock.” It’s a line that could fit in on practically any song from The Weeknd, a prime example of the triumphant highs that explain why he still chases them despite the morose lows of tracks like “Cry For Me” and “Baptized In Fear.”

Elsewhere, Tesfaye’s enthusiasm for various forms of dance-pop cracks open and spatters like a Pollock on the unfettered “São Paulo”; his penchant for ’80s soft-rock grasps for better times on “Take Me Back To LA”; and his maximalist, synth-opera tendencies are given free rein on “Red Terror.” But the album’s at its best when it’s more firmly on-topic; “The Abyss” channels the doomed dramaturgy of Scarface, while that film’s composer Giorgio Moroder makes an in-person appearance on “Big Sleep,” another gothic dirge in line with the theme of killing off The Weeknd. Lyrically, each of these songs is a fractured goodbye, a somber reflection on the damage The Weeeknd’s vices have done to his life and relationships. As eulogies, they’re fitting.

If the title track really is the end of the alter ego (it’s the final track on the standard version), it’s an oddly hopeful one for the self-declared “king of sin” (this thing could have used some tighter editing and sequencing, to be sure). But it’s also a watershed, the first time The Weeknd actually seems to offer any kind of consideration that isn’t self-regarding, insincere navel-gazing. An earnest Weeknd? That’s something new. Perhaps the next phase of Abel Tesfaye’s supernova career still has some surprises in store.

Hurry Up Tomorrow is out now via XO / Republic Records. You can stream it here.

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We Picked Up Ever Crumbl Cookie This Week (Feb. 3-8), Tasted And Ranked Them From Least Essential To Most Delicious

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Welcome to the Crumbl Cookie report! Let’s get straight to the point here: after a few weeks of forgettable cookie releases, this week has a near-perfect roster. And even though we didn’t like every single cookie this week, all eight are at least interesting enough that we think any of them are worth a trip to Crumbl.

But, of course, there is a hierarchy. Some of these cookies must be experienced, we’re going to go ahead and say at least three of them are absolute essentials. For the other five, it’s going to depend on whether you’re into or not into particular ingredients.

Now that Crumbl has shifted to an eight-cookie-a-week roster permanently, we have to wonder — why the hell isn’t there an eight-pack box yet? We have four, six, and 12, but if you want all eight you’re going to have to buy a six-pack box, and then two singles, which is going to run you nearly $40. Our goal is to help ensure that you never spend that much at Crumbl.

So without further ado, here are all eight cookies at Crumbl this week, ranked from least essential to most delicious.

8. Strawberry Pretzel Pie

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Thoughts & Tasting Notes:

What exactly is going on here? I mean, look at this thing — I know Crumbl isn’t always consistent in its designs, but this thing looks straight up bad. I don’t normally let the visual of a cookie affect my review of it, but it’s kind of hard when it looks this bad.

Looks aside, I think this cookie is just a mess of clashing flavors that don’t really complement one another. On top of a buttery cookie base sits a layer of whipped cream cheese, a dollop of strawberry jam, and some crumbled pretzels on the top and along the rim.

Texturally, I’ll give it to this cookie, it has a wonderful combination of chewy and crunchy sensations. But the flavor is awful. It’s buttery, sweet, tart, salty, and tangy. A combination of a few of those would work, but all together, it just comes across as a cacophony of clashing sensations.

It’s as if free jazz was a cookie.

The Bottom Line:

Maybe the worst Crumbl cookie I’ve ever had. Ever. It certainly doesn’t help that they clearly botched the construction of mine.

7. Churro Cake

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Thoughts & Tasting Notes:

Considering I often rank the Crumbl’s Churro cookie quite high, I had high hopes for this one, but unfortunately, these cinnamon-rich flavors just don’t work as well when in cake form.

The cake features two tiers of white cake infused with cinnamon and sugar, sandwiched together and topped with cinnamon buttercream and a touch of cinnamon streusel.

My main issue here is the cake is so soft and gummy that the texture, coupled with the sweet blend of sugar and cinnamon, comes across as a bit too sweet to be enjoyable. This is the sort of cake you can’t have more than a couple of forkfuls. It lacks the crunchier texture of its cookie counterpart.

The Bottom Line:

Not nearly as good as Crumbl’s Churro Cookie. The Churro Cake is sweet to the point of being overwhelming.

6. Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chip

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Thoughts & Tasting Notes:

The Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chip cookie will always be one of my favorite Crumbl recipes, but, as you know, it’s available bi-weekly, so it almost always feels absolutely inessential.

If you’ve never experienced this cookie, here is what to expect: a brown sugar and butter base generously adorned with chunky semi-sweet chocolate ships and just a pinch of salt.

The Bottom Line:

Inessential, but damn delicious.

5. Lemon Blueberry Cheesecake

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Thoughts & Tasting Notes:

I’m a bit torn on Crumbl’s Cheesecake offerings. In general, I find them to be a bit lazy and unimaginative. But for every five or so that feel like simple ingredients swaps, there will be one like the Lemon Blueberry Cheesecake. A cake so delicious that it restores my faith in Crumbl.

This lemon cheesecake features swirls of blueberry jam, a dollop of whipped cream, and a lemon slice for a tart bright garnish. All of this is served over a buttery graham cracker crust that tastes so good and adds so much texture that you’ll wish it was at least twice as thick.

The Bottom Line:

One of Crumbl’s very best iterations of the cheesecake.

4. Chocolate Crumb ft. Oreo

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Thoughts & Tasting Notes:

If you’re looking at this cookie thinking it looks like a giant Oreo, go ahead and assume it tastes like one too!

It has that dark semi-bitter cocoa flavor typical of Oreos, and it even crumbles like the real thing once you bite into it. It differs in that the vanilla cream cheese frosting tastes more elevated than the cheap soybean oil-based cream in your typical Oreo.

Does this make it superior to an actual Oreo? I’m not entirely sure. I think if I had a specific craving for an Oreo, nothing is going to hit the spot
like the real thing.

The Bottom Line:

A giant, slightly elevated Oreo cookie.

3. Sea Salt Toffee

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Thoughts & Tasting Notes:

This cookie might look a little boring, but its packing a whole lot of flavor. The cookie base tastes similar to Crumbl’s chocolate chip cookies, offering a buttery and brown sugar-rich base infused with milk chocolate, and shards of crunchy, rich, caramel-heavy toffee, and a pinch of sea salt.

Although used sparingly, the sea salt does a lot here, complementing the rich, burnt-sugar sweetness of the toffee. This cookie tastes like indulgence at its finest.

The Bottom Line:

Rich and sweet with an addicting toasty caramelized sugar quality.

2. Peanut Butter ft. Snickers

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Thoughts & Tasting Notes:

I once gave this cookie the top spot, and while I still think its pretty damn good, I’m going to have to give the crown to another cookie this week. That isn’t to say this isn’t a must-eat cookie though. Definitely pick one of these up if you haven’t had it.

The Peanut Butter ft. Snickers features a nutty peanut butter base topped with toasty caramel buttercream, a milk chocolate drizzle, and pieces of chopped-up Snickers. It’s earthy, toasty, and well-balanced with rich chocolate notes.

The Bottom Line:

Delicious, toasty, nutty and rich.

1. Brownie Batter

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Thoughts & Tasting Notes:

I’ve been waiting for this cookie to come back to Crumbl for some time, and now that its back I can’t help but give it the top spot. Of the eight cookies, this is the one that brought me the most joy.

This cookie is essentially a giant brownie in the shape of a cookie. It’s moist, has a decadent chocolate-forward flavor, is very rich, and has a gooey fudge center complemented by semi-sweet chocolate bitterness on the backend.

This cookie is so rich you’re going to need some sort of liquid to help it go down, but it’ll be worth it as your taste buds are flooded with indulgent chocolatey flavor.

The Bottom Line:

It captures everything great about a fresh fudge brownie, with the crumbly texture you expect from a great cookie. It’s a best of both worlds sort of dessert.

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A’ja Wilson And Nike Unveiled The First Looks At The A’One

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After nearly a year of teasing it out, we finally have our first images of the Nike A’One, the first signature sneaker for three-time WNBA MVP A’ja Wilson.

Wilson and Nike have been designing and developing the A’One for the last two years, announcing it early in the 2024 WNBA season and later re-signing a six-year extension with Nike this past December. On Tuesday, fans got their first look at the sneaker and some of the apparel collection that will launch alongside it when it releases in May 2025.

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The shoe will debut in a Pink Aura colorway, along with pink slides and apparel, and features a number of details related to Wilson’s family. There are Celtic symbols for mom and dad on the inside of each tongue, pearl motifs in the design that recall a pearl necklace given to her as a child by her grandmother, and a few quotes inscribed in different areas of the sneaker. On the front of the tongue is Wilson’s logo and on the back of the heel is her signature.

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From a performance standpoint, the sneaker features a breathable mesh upper with Cushlon ST2 foam cushioning on top of a firm base, and a cushioned, supportive insole.

“If you think you’ve seen my best, think again,” says Wilson in a release. “We worked for over two years to create the Nike A’One to help me redefine the limits of greatness and advance the game to another level. My signature shoe is worth the wait — engineered for my game and my style, and built to motivate the next generation to go big. Just wait to see what we do with it.”

The apparel collection will feature Wilson’s iconic asymmetrical tights, a hoodie with a sateen lined hood, t-shirts, sateen shorts, and more.