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Here Are Some First Look Photos From Netflix’s Trippy New Documentary, ‘Have a Good Trip: Adventures in Psychedelics’

The second wave psychedelic revolution is in full gear. Psilocybin, acid, and DMT are all in clinical trials for treating depression, PTSD, and other psychological disorders. Meanwhile, the counter-culture is likely to see a re-blossoming of sorts coming out of the coronavirus shutdown. Then there’s the fact that psychedelics (when handled with care) can be a whole lot of fun.

The fun bit is the focus of Netflix’s Have a Good Trip: Adventures in Psychedelics, debuting May 11th. With cameos from late greats Anthony Bourdain and Carrie Fisher; musicians like A$AP Rocky, Sting, and Ad-Rock; and many of the famous comics you’d expect to appear in something like this, the documentary relies on reenactments, animations, and plenty of star power to explore the topic at hand.

Our review is forthcoming but from these first-look photos alone, it’s clear that the absurdism will be turned to high. Adam Scott starring in an 80s-style morality-panic PSA? Check. Natasha Leggero as Princess Leia-while-tripping-balls? Yep. Adam DeVine as a Fear and Loathing-loving young Bourdain? You’d better believe it. But clearly it’s Nick Kroll covered in seaweed and flotsam that really hints at the tone Have a Good Trip is going for. Even if you don’t turn on and drop out, that seems worth tuning in for.

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Kaytranada’s ‘Need It’ Video Goes From Club Brawl To Dance Fight

Towards the end of last year, Kaytranada dropped Bubba, the long-awaited follow-up to his 2016 debut album, the esteemed 99.9%. A highlight of the new album is the tropical-influenced and club-ready “Need It,” and now Kaytranada has shared a video for the Masego-featuring track. The blue-tinted clip appropriately takes place in a club, and a confrontation between two parties turns into fisticuffs, although the “brawl” quickly transforms into a dance-fighting session.

Like many artists, Kaytranada was forced to change his touring plans due to the coronavirus pandemic, which was a big bummer for him. “I was so ready for this tour, damn it man,” he tweeted earlier this month. That’s probably because he was so excited about Bubba, which he sees as a creative evolution for him, as he tweeted shortly after the album’s release, “I’m so damn happy i put out this LP. I was tired of people referring 99.9% constantly. I had all these songs that i’ve been working on in between. I would reply them like ‘thank you but Damn! i cant wait til you hear the new sh*t!’ BUBBA feels more like me.”

Watch the “Need It” video above.

Bubba is out now via RCA. Get it here.

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Chargers QB Justin Herbert Wants To ‘Keep Doing The Right Things’ As His NFL Career Begins

Justin Herbert seemed like a lock to go high in the 2019 NFL Draft. A tall, athletic passer out of Oregon with an arm that can make any throw, Herbert was frequently discussed as a top-5 pick and a potential franchise signal caller for a team with a need at the position.

This is what made it so surprising when Herbert bucked conventional wisdom and opted to return to Eugene for his senior season. Things worked out pretty well for Herbert on the field — the Ducks went 12-2, winning the Pac-12 and the Rose Bowl — and last week, the Los Angeles Chargers used the No. 6 pick to snag Herbert with the hopes that he can turn into the team’s quarterback of the future.

While it happened a year later than most predicted, Herbert’s NFL career is ready to begin. But first, Herbert, Cowboys receiver CeeDee Lamb, and Cardinals do-everything defender Isaiah Simmons picked up their various gaming controllers and played Madden with some fans as part of EA Sports’ Stay and Play initiative over the weekend. Uproxx Sports spoke to Herbert about Madden, getting drafted, how he’s started to prepare for life as an NFL quarterback, and much more.

What do you have going on with Madden?

So this week, I’m excited to team up with EA’s Stay and Play initiative and play some fans in Madden NFL 20, which is free play this weekend to celebrate the NFL Draft. Fans that play the free trial this weekend can also get a special Madden Ultimate Team pack with me. Really looking forward to getting onto this and playing some Madden, it’s been a while since I’ve gotten a chance to play, so looking forward to it.

The initiative is a really cool idea, why’d you wanna be part of it?

I’ve always been a big Madden player, and the chance for me to go play some Madden was an opportunity that I couldn’t turn down. Always fired up to be a part of it and wanted to get introduced to the fans and play some football with them as well.

I once asked JuJu Smith-Schuster about this and he told me Madden has helped him get better at reading defenses, especially pre-snap. Have you ever taken anything from Madden and found a way to apply that on the field?

I have not yet but there are so many different defenses, offenses in the game that you do kind of learn stuff from there. Just playing defense, I do get a better feel for the zones that they’re playing or the concepts, so it can be helpful at times.

Let’s talk ball a bit. It’s been a years-long process for you, how does it feel to officially be an NFL player?

I can’t wait. It’s been such a great opportunity, just to go through these past few months of training and working hard, a lot of hard work is paying off. Couldn’t be more thankful for the University of Oregon for all they’ve done for me, my family for sticking there with me, and my teammates.

You famously came back for your senior year. Looking back and considering where you are now, why was that the right move for you?

I knew that coming back was a decision I wanted to make because I wanted to finish the year off with the senior class that we came in with. Those guys, we all came in and we went 4-8 my freshman year, to turn it around and go 12-2 this past year, win a Rose Bowl, meant a lot to us. I wanted to become a better quarterback, better teammate, better leader, better friend, these are all things that I sent out to do and I feel really comfortable sitting here telling you I did those things this year.

Over the last year — the season with Oregon, the draft process, the combine, all these things — what area of your game have you focused on working on the most? Has your focused evolved from one thing to the next as you’ve started getting into this NFL process?

Yeah, I’d say over the past year or so, I’ve been working a lot on footwork and mechanics, especially taking snaps from under center, never having done that before prior to these months of training. I really had to get that in and there’s a lot of mechanics stuff with my throwing motion that I’ve fixed and I’m doing a good job of working on right now, so these are a lot of things that I’m looking forward to working on.

I’m glad you mentioned your footwork, especially under center, because at the combine you told NBC that that’s been your big focus for however long. How’s that coming along and what have you been doing to refine that?

It’s just being comfortable with it. It takes repetition, it takes practice to continue working on it. I’m gonna get better at it, and some small points that I’m looking at are really getting tagged. Take big steps early on and getting out from under center, sometimes those linemen, they move around and I’ve got to get out from underneath them. I think those are some of the things — keeping my head straight, keeping it level, and having a fluid, comfortable drop.

Oregon QBs in recent years are known for how good they are with their legs — Dennis Dixon, Darron Thomas, Marcus Mariota, those sorts of guys. You’re more of a good passer with good mobility. We saw some comfort with running the ball and reading edge guys in the Rose Bowl, and with NFL offenses embracing dynamic skill sets from QBs, how important is continuing to develop that part of your game?

I think it’s huge, I think it changes the game and, kinda like in the last few games of the year, the read concepts really gave us an advantage in those games. We knew kinda going into those games, the way their defensive ends played, it’d give us an advantage. It’s a really underrated part of the game and it can be really helpful at times.

The Pac-12 Network made a video where a bunch of conference legends congratulated you, and you got a little emotional when we saw this outstanding message that Joey Harrington sent you. Could you talk about Joey and what he means to you as a guy you idolized as a kid?

Growing up watching Joey, we had his jersey, was just such a big fan of his. He’s been there ever since day one, especially even when we went 4-8 that one year, he was there, he was reaching out, and he’s been true ever since. His support has meant the world to my family and I. He’s always been there and says such nice things and gives great advice, I’ve really leaned on him these last couple years.

What’s the best advice that he’s given you, whether it’s related to football or something unrelated?

He really just tells me to do my best. That’s all you can ask for — doing your best, being a good person, and everything else will come. You can’t get too worried about all these extra distractions and things that take away from your focus, but it’s all about football, doing your best, and at the end of the day, you can’t ask for anything more than that.

Let’s talk NFL for a second, what is it about the Chargers that makes you believe you’re going somewhere where you can succeed?

I think they’ve got a lot of athletic skill players. They have probably one of the best rosters in the country and they’ve got a great coaching staff, an unbelievable defense, and I know that they’re all thrilled and fired up for me playing for the Chargers. I couldn’t be more excited for the opportunity.

You’re going to something of a unique situation because not all rookie quarterbacks are lucky enough to go to a place where there’s a guy like Tyrod you can learn from. What do you hope to learn from him once you’re able to get to LA?

Whatever I can. He’s had a lot of success and he’s been in the league for a long time, and that doesn’t happen by accident. So I’m gonna go there, I wanna compete with him, I wanna push him, just like I’d want from him, and I’m gonna do my best to learn from him and be the best quarterback that I can be.

I know that you’re in the now and you’re in the midst of one of the high points of your life, but look down the road 15-20 years, what needs to happen for you to say “I had a successful NFL career”?

I need to keep doing the right things on and off the field. I need to work hard, I need to prepare like I have been, I need to get better, take a lot of the things that I’ve been working on and continue to listen to coaches and do by best.

In that NBC video, I remember you mention an interest in possibly being a football coach some day. Is it important to you to be able to give back to the next generation of football players whenever the time may come for you to do that?

I think it’d be huge. I think football is one of the greatest sports on this planet, and to give the same feelings to others that I’ve felt playing this game is a goal of mine. I want to be around this game for as long as I can, and when I’m done playing, I hopefully will be able to coach it.

Two final questions. One, you’re someone who studied general sciences with a bio emphasis and we’re living in the midst of a pandemic, what’re your thoughts on what’s going on as someone who can view it as a more scientifically-inclined point?

I wasn’t too much into biology, or pathogens and things like that. My older brother would probably be the one to ask about that, he’s the one going to medical school and he’s got a much better feel for it. I can only tell you more about organisms and things like that, this isn’t too much of my specialty.

Totally cool. My final question, there are a bunch of dudes at Oregon I wanna ask you about. I know the goal is for the Chargers to not have a record where you can get him, but because he’s going to join you in being a top-10 pick soon, what makes Penei Sewell so special?

Yeah, he is an incredible human being. He’s a great guy, he moves about as well as anybody I have ever seen. To move like that and be that size is a rare combination. He works extremely hard and he’s done everything right on the field. When he gets on the field, he’s a different animal, one of those guys that you’re just so happy that he’s on your team and blocking for you. It’s been an honor to play with him, I can’t wait to watch him for these next couple of years.

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Mindy Kaling Used To Think A ‘The Office’ Reunion Was A ‘Stupid Idea,’ But Not Anymore

Whether it’s a one-off episode (like Parks and Recreation), or reunion (like Friends), or musical variety special (like Happy Endings, I hope), The Office cast getting back together seems inevitable. Mindy Kaling, who both wrote for and starred in the still-popular NBC sitcom, used to think that was a “stupid idea,” but she’s changed her mind, and FX’s Fargo adaptation had something to do with it.

“When I heard they were going to make Fargo into a TV show, I was like, “Not Fargo, the pristine, perfect Oscar-winning Joel and Ethan Coen directed movie. That’s so perfect.” And then, I loved the show,” Kaling told Collider. “So it’s one of those things where, if I was 24 when you told me this, I would’ve scoffed and been like, ‘Oh, no, what a stupid idea.’ But now, depending on who’s doing it, I think it could be great, for sure. Particularly if Greg Daniels was doing it because had such a great vision for the American Office.”

There’s definitely interest in an Office reunion among the cast, but it’s a matter of availability. Among other responsibilities, Steve Carell has Space Force (created by Greg Daniels), John Krasinski has his movie career, and Mindy Kaling has her new show, Never Have I Ever, which is really good, by the way. Stop watching The Office on Netflix and check it out. Don’t worry, “Beach Games” will still be there for you afterwards.

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Kylie Jenner Cropped Out A Major Photoshop Fail From Her Latest Instagram Post After Being Dragged By Fans


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Haim Reflect On Isolation With Their Latest Single, ‘I Know Alone’

Last month, Haim made the tough choice to postpone their upcoming album, Women In Music Pt. III, to “later this summer,” with an exact new date yet to be revealed. In the meantime, the group is still rolling out the new album, and today, they’ve shared “I Know Alone.” The video for the track (which was “directed remotely by Jake Schreier” and “choreographed remotely by Francis And The Lights & Haim”) sees the three sisters dancing along to the song on a faded outdoor basketball court.

As the group noted in a social media post ahead of the track, the song is thematically appropriate given the state of the world, and has gained new meaning during these quarantining times, even though it was penned before them:

“‘I know alone’ comes out tomorrow. it was always going to be the next song we wanted to show u guys from wimpiii, but it has kind of taken on a new meaning. the first lyric we wrote was ‘i know alone like no one else does’. this came from feeling like I was in the deepest spiral of being alone and feeling like i felt loneliness deeper than anyone ever had . i remember there were a lot of solo drives with a couple diet cokes in the passengers seat, going for hours at night to clear my head. Now with everything going on ‘alone’ feels like a ritual. only I know my own little secret routine on these days of being by myself and I almost take comfort in it. It’s my own way of staying sane in my alone-ness and it’s really helping me get through this. I hope all this makes sense- trying to describe a song is always a little daunting for me – but I always want to let u guys know where I’m coming from.”

Watch the “I Know Alone” video above.

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The ‘Reno 911!’ Revival Promises A Bigger, Bolder Beat In Quibi’s Deranged And Disorderly Trailer

Out of the dozens of Quibi TV shows currently running or on the way, one of the most-anticipated selections would be the Reno 911! revival. The O.G. principal cast all hopped onboard, more than a decade after their six-season Comedy Central run concluded, and it’s safe to say that their cult following should guarantee enough nostalgia for a return of the mockumentary-style, Cops-esque show about the incompetent deputies of the Reno Sheriff’s Department. Finally, a trailer has surfaced for the show’s official seventh season with more very drunk and extremely disorderly antics on display while promising to be bigger and bolder, so get ready for that. Sadly, I’m not seeing any new boot goofin’ here from Lt. Dangle, but there’s some cameos going on. I spy Tim Allen and Michael Ian Black, and we’re gonna get some Patton Oswalt and Ron Perlman this season, too.

Fans will obviously thrilled to see the collective return of co-creators Thomas Lennon, Robert Ben Garant, and Keri Kenney-Silver. They’re joined by Wendi McLendon-Covey, Niecy Nash, Cedric Yarbrough, and Carlos Alazraqui, as well as Ian Roberts, Joe LoTruglio, and Mary Birdsong (who joined the original series late in the game), all around for more law-enforcement shenanigans. The season will contain 12 episodes, according to Quibi, but whether that means that the full episodes are bite-sized, or that they’ll be broken up into multiple bite-sized chapters remains to be seen. The Quibi format’s a little confusing, as simple as it claims to be, but regardless of the details, this revival looks to be a comfort-food arrival that’s full of drug money and drunken dancing.

Reno 911! gets revived on Quibi as of Monday, May 4.

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Nick Cave Honors T. Rex And ‘SNL’ Producer Hal Willner With A ‘Cosmic Dancer’ Cover

For many years, SNL sketch music producer Hal Willner had been working on a two-disc tribute record that features star-studded covers of T. Rex’s Marc Bolan, who was a 2020 Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame inductee. Tragically, Willner passed away from complications due to the coronavirus a few weeks ago. But, his vision still lives on: The tribute album he had worked tirelessly on is still seeing a September release. Wednesday, a preview of the tribute album debuted with Nick Cave’s cover of the swooning number “Cosmic Dancer.”

Willner’s project, titled AngelHeaded Hipster: The Songs Of Marc Bolan And T. Rex, features 26 tracks from a wide range of artists. Musicians like U2, Kesha, Devendra Banhart, and Todd Rundgren all contributed covers to the record.

Ahead of his “Cosmic Dancer” cover, Cave praised Willner’s “limitless imagination” in a statement, further emphasizing his encyclopedic knowledge of music: “Hal was our visionary, our ringleader, always working against reason itself, armed with a deep love and bottomless knowledge of music.”

Rachel Fox, a longtime collaborator and supervising producer for the tribute record, echoed Cave’s message: “Hal had a unique vision of Marc Bolan’s music, and working on AngelHeaded Hipster brought him great joy. Speaking for those closest to him, we will forever be heartbroken at the untimely loss of our beloved friend and irreplaceable creative engine. Hal, who referred to AngelHeaded Hipster as his ‘White Album’, was eager for everyone to hear these beautiful songs and to start thinking about Bolan and T. Rex again. This album is a testament to Hal’s spirit.”

Listen to Nick Cave cover T. Rex’s “Cosmic Dancer” above., and find the AngelHeaded Hipster cover art and tracklist below.

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1. Kesha — “Children Of The Revolution”
2. Nick Cave — “Cosmic Dancer”
3. Joan Jett — “Jeepster”
4. Devendra Banhart — “Scenescof”
5. Lucinda Williams — “Life’s A Gas”
6. Peaches — “Solid Gold, Easy Action”
7. Borns — “Dawn Storm”
8. Beth Orton — “Hippy Gumbo”
9. King Khan — “I Love To Boogie”
10. Gaby Moreno — “Beltane Walk”
11. U2 – “Bang A Gong (Get It On)” (Feat. Elton John)
12. John Cameron Mitchell — “Diamond Meadows”
13. Emily Haines — “Ballrooms Of Mars”
14. Father John Misty — “Main Man”
15. Perry Farrell — “Rock On”
16. Elysian Fields — “The Street And Babe Shadow”
17. Gavin Friday — “The Leopards”
18. Nena — “Metal Guru”
19. Marc Almond — “Teenage Dream”
20. Helga Davis — “Organ Blues”
21. Todd Rundgren — “Planet Queen”
22. Jessie Harris — “Great Horse”
23. Sean Lennon & Charlotte Kemp Muhl — “Mambo Son”
24. Victoria Willians & Julian Lennon — “Pilgrim’s Tail”
25. David Johansen — “Bang A Gong (Get It On) – Reprise”
26. Maria McKee — “She Was Born To Be My Unicorn / Ride A White Swan”

AngelHeaded Hipster: The Songs Of Marc Bolan And T. Rex is out 9/4 via BMG. Pre-order it here.

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Victor Oladipo On Fashion, Training At Home, And Becoming A Ping Pong Master

The 2019-20 NBA season was cut short for everyone, but especially for Victor Oladipo. The Pacers star missed the first half of the campaign rehabbing from his ruptured quad injury suffered last year, and was steadily working his way back into All-Star form as Indiana made its push for playoff seeding.

The hope was that by the time the playoffs rolled around, Oladipo would be back to his old self, making the Pacers a very difficult out in the Eastern Conference. The Pacers had won four of his last five games, and his final outing — a three-point loss to Boston — was by far his best, going for 27 points, seven rebounds, and four assists.

With the league going on hiatus right as Oladipo was finding his form, he’s had to try and keep that momentum going at home, a place he’s been all too familiar with the past year-plus during the grueling rehab that kept him out of the lineup for a calendar year. Oladipo spoke with Dime on Tuesday on behalf of Motorola Razr about how he’s handling the hiatus, from training to new hobbies he’s found to master and keep his competitive juices flowing, as well as fashion, the evolution of his style, and the Flip Your Look challenge he’s partnered with Motorola on to get fans to show off their best “tunnel walk” looks and raise money to get healthcare workers much needed PPE.

First, how are you doing and what are you doing to fill the time at home?

I’m good. I’m doing well, just trying to stay out the way. I turned my garage into a weight room, so I’ve been working out, trying to keep my quad strong and get my body stronger and take my body to another level. Other than that, I’m just trying to stay out of the way. Stay safe, stay healthy, and just continue to try and build my strength and my stamina as much as possible.

You seemed to be finding that rhythm again on the floor in your last five games, especially your last one, before the hiatus. How do you try to keep that positive momentum going with what you’re able to do at home?

I mean, at the end of the day, it was a great game but it was just one game. It really doesn’t define me, it doesn’t define the player I am or who I want to be. It was a great game and we lost, so at the end of the day, it’s in the past and I’m just focused on my mind. Working on my mind and my body, keeping my game as sharp as possible.

You spent a year rehabbing and recovering and that caused you to spend a lot of time at home, were there things you started doing then to pass the time that you found you really liked and have helped you over the last couple months?

I’ve actually gotten really good at ping pong. I just started playing this past summer, and I’m starting to get better and better at it. Play it pretty much every day and every night now, so, ping pong is one thing I’ve acquired or learned how to play in my rehab time and through this quarantine time.

It keeps the hand eye coordination sharp, so there’s some benefit there.

Exactly.

You’re known for dressing well and being a one of the league’s more fashionable guys. How would you describe how your style has changed since you got in the league?

Oh man, my style has changed drastically since I first got in the league. I think over the time period of seven years I’ve figured out what I like and don’t like, and what I’m comfortable in, you know, what I feel good in. I’ve tried different looks and I’ve tried different styles, but I’ve found what fits best for me. So, simple, yet, has a twist to it. Just like my personality. My thinking has changed a lot and it’s grown over the years and it’s going to keep getting better I feel like.

How important is that? I’ve talked to other guys and they say similar things about how you can’t force it. Fashion has to be about what you are and what you’re like. How did you find those things along the way?

You gotta try stuff. I mean, you gotta try stuff on, you gotta try different looks, you gotta be uncomfortable in order to find what fits you and what makes you feel comfortable. At the end of the day, fashion is unique, and I think that’s what people don’t understand is that when you wear what you wear and as long as you feel comfortable in it, it doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks. It’s just your style, and you can get that and learn that from a lot of people. Just make it your own, and once you make it your own then it’s no one else’s and that makes it special.

Has the extra time at home given you a chance to try new fits and combinations of things in your closet?

Yeah, definitely. I’m in my other house in Orlando right now, so I’ve got a whole different wardrobe. So I’ve been looking at it and trying to put things together and stuff like that. It’s been fun doing that too.

Can you tell us what you’re doing with Motorola Razr and the Flip Your Look challenge and how fans can get involved?

Basically it’s the Flip Your Look challenge with Motorola and their new Razr phone, and anyone can basically put together their best look or their “tunnel walk” look. So like us, for example, walking into the arena that’s kind of like our runway and our chance to show our style and our personality in what we wear. So, we’re getting fans to do that at home, and every time they do it and post #flipyourlook, $50 goes to the IEDC Foundation to help fight the coronavirus and to pay for masks [and PPE], too. So it’s for a good cause. At the end of the day, it’s something that’s fun and energetic and brings positivity, but it’s helping the world and that’s what it’s all about. In order to affect change, we’ve got to do something to change.

How important was it to you to find something that you could do to, as you say, try and impact that change? We’ve seen a lot of guys around the league and teams doing different things and using their platforms. How important is that at a time like this for you?

It’s very important, especially right now as the world is kind of at a standstill. At the end of the day, one person or a few people aren’t going to change things in our world today. You need everybody. It doesn’t mean you have to affect change the way I do or your next door neighbor or someone you might look up to. You just have to do it in your own way, and if everyone can do that, we can create a chain effect and eventually our world will be better and we can definitely bounce back from this. But we’re going to need everybody to do so. That’s just our duty and obligation to affect change, especially in a time of crisis like this. We’ve got to do whatever we can to help, and that’s what I’m trying to do and I know that my peers and colleagues are trying to do the same.

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Conan O’Brien Pokes Fun At WWE Becoming An ‘Essential Service’

A lot has been written about the state of Florida deciding to allow WWE to continue taping their TV shows from an empty gym in Orlando. The company was labeled an “essential business” by the state, a decision later defended by the governor’s office, which issued a statement saying WWE was “critical to Florida’s economy.” A few days later, news came out that a conservative SuperPAC headed up by former Trump cabinet member (and wife of WWE CEO Vince McMahon) Linda McMahon pledged to spend a whopping $18.5 million in Tampa and Orlando, two cities WWE has a large presence in (and two local economies which are certainly reeling due to the loss of WrestleMania week and NXT’s weekly broadcasts). Just last week, the city of Orlando read an anonymous complaint from a WWE employee saying they were being “forced to work” during a pandemic. Nothing to see here, folks!

Thankfully, this hasn’t gone unnoticed by late-night TV hosts. Last week, The Daily Show host Trevor Noah cracked a few jokes about WWE (even having Seth Rollins hit Florida Governor Ron DeSantis with a steel chair, sorta). Then last night during the latest episode of Conan At Home, long-running late-night TV host Conan O’Brien poked fun at the WWE being labeled an “essential service,” with his co-host Andy Richter referring to professional wrestlers as “selfless gladiators who elbow smash, cross-chop and clothesline each other day after day for our amusement,” before taking some potshots at members of the WWE roster:

Who knew Coco was a smark?