Lil Xan was reportedly hospitalized after having a panic attack, according to TMZ. On Sunday, the 23-year-old rapper, who was staying with his mother in Corona, CA, apparently began hallucinating so badly that his mom called 911 for an ambulance. The doctors reportedly told Xan that he had suffered a panic attack, but Xan tells TMZ that he doesn’t actually remember what happened. The rapper attributed the attack to stress from socially distancing, which has severely affected his income like many artists who can’t tour or record right now.

Xan says that he’s been hospitalized before for anxiety issues, but that this was the worst attack he’s had and the first since the COVID-19 coronavirus crisis began. While he avoids watching the news, social media has likely contributed to his anxiety since COVID is all anyone seems to be able to talk about. Toward the end of March, he reposted a quote from Billie Eilish about not reading Instagram comments, writing that “this sh*t is starting to ruin my own f*cking life and I care about my mental health more than anything!”

He also posted about coronavirus being “the most lonely thing” and later wrote “this pandemic has me losing my mind.” Hopefully, he finds something to occupy his time so he doesn’t continue to focus on anxiety-inducing thoughts like these as the need for self-isolation continues.

After making its Adult Swim debut in December 2013, Rick and Morty seemingly rocketed to fame overnight. And with only a few seasons under its belt so far, the nihilistic comedy has already found itself ranked alongside South Park, Futurama, and The Simpsons as one of the best animated classics of all time with no signs of the show losing its razor-sharp wit anytime soon.

The series revolves around alcoholic genius/mad scientist Rick Sanchez and his grandson/sidekick Morty as the two attempt to juggle family life while literally ripping holes through time and space in pursuit of, well, mostly sticking it to Rick’s detractors and/or discovering new forms of trans-galactic sex. There’s clearly a riff on Back to the Future going on, but Rick and Morty takes many of its cues from sci-fi staples like Doctor Who and The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. There’s also a bit of Lovecraftian of horror underpinning the show’s madcap plots, which only adds to its fan-favorite blend of existential bleakness and absurd comedy.

With every frenetically-paced episode packed with visual gags, narrowing down the ten best episodes is almost certainly going to be a subjective task. But we think we’ve nailed down a pretty solid list that’s comprised of the best Rick and Morty has to offer. And if we didn’t, let us know in the comments.

10. Edge of Tomorty: Rick Die Rickpeat (Season 4, Episode 1)

The Story: In the fourth season premiere, Rick brings Morty on an expedition to harvest “death crystals,” so right off the bat, what could go wrong? The crystals allow whomever holds them to see their future, which results in Morty learning there’s a way to spend the rest of his life with his crush Jessica, so naturally, he jams one in his skull, and it’s off to the races. Rick dies, comes back as a wasp, a hologram and various other clones while Morty goes on a murder spree to ensure a future with his one true love. Don’t worry, everything works out in the end.

Why It’s On The List: With the introduction of Wasp Rick, Shrimp Rick, and a new take on Mr. Meeseeks, this episode sets aside any doubts that the show might’ve lost a step during a long, two-year hiatus since the third season. It’s all the Rick and Morty goodness that fans love while moving the series in new directions. Plus it has some sweet Akira references.

9. Rixty Minutes (Season 1, Episode 8)

The Story: After finding normal television boring as hell, Rick allows the Smith family TV to watch an endless array of shows from infinite realities. Unfortunately, one of those shows is a reality series that shows Jerry, Morty’s dad and Rick’s son-in-law, living the sweet life as a rich and famous actor, which makes everyone in the family curious to see how their lives could’ve played out in other realities. It goes very badly, and soon, Jerry and his wife Beth are barreling towards a divorce while their daughter, Summer, plans to run away after learning she wasn’t exactly a “planned” addition to the family.

Why It’s On The List: While trying to convince Summer to stay, Morty shows her the secret graveyard in the backyard where alternate versions of him and Rick are buried, and he delivers this classic line: “Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody’s gonna die. Come watch TV?” It sounds bleak as all get out, but it plays perfectly in the episode and is probably one of the best examples of the show’s absurd, existential humor.

8. The Ricks Must Be Crazy (Season 2, Episode 6)

The Story: How to explain this one? So Rick’s flying car won’t start, and, of course, it’s powered by a battery that actually contains a “microverse” where an advanced species is unknowingly having its electricity siphoned by Rick. However, that species has now invented a microverse of its own, which is the source of aforementioned car trouble. Rick and Morty inevitably get trapped inside the microverse inside a microverse, and it becomes a whole thing. Meanwhile, in the real world — well, actually, a movie theater parking lot in an alternate reality — Summer is sitting inside Rick’s car that’s wreaking mayhem on the populace after taking Rick’s instructions to “Keep Summer safe” a little too far.

Why It’s On The List: On top of having all the hilarious sci-fi weirdness you want in a Rick and Morty episode, both Stephen Colbert and Nathan Fielder provided voices for Rick’s microverse adversaries. The ice cream gag at the end was pretty great, too.

7. A Rickle In Time (Season 2, Episode 1)

The Story: In the second season premiere, Summer and Morty’s squabbling breaks the very fabric of reality, and it puts Rick square in the sights of two testicular-looking time cops voiced by Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele. Turns out, some of Rick’s methods aren’t exactly legal. For example, using a stolen time crystal to freeze time for six-months because he’s too lazy to clean up a house party from season one. That’s apparently frowned upon and will land him in Time Prison for all eternity — if the time cops can catch him across a cascading number of realities first.

Why It’s On The List: Did you catch the part about time-traveling testicles voiced by Key and Peele? That’ll do it right there.

6. Meeseeks and Destroy (Season 1, Episode 5)

The Story: In an effort to get everyone to stop asking him to complete basic tasks all of the time, Rick gifts the family a “Meeseeks Box,” which unlocks exactly one Mr. Meeseeks who will perform a task of your choosing, and then immediately perish. Unfortunately, Jerry doesn’t listen to Rick’s instructions to keep the tasks simple, and soon, a hostage situation breaks out involving hundreds of Meeseeks who can’t die until Jerry takes two strokes off of his golf game or dies in a hail of gunfire and has “all of the strokes” taken off of his game. Meanwhile, after winning a bet with Rick, Morty gets to pick the adventure this time, and things take a very dark turn. You’ll never look at jellybeans the same way again.

Why It’s On The List: Mr. Meeseeks is easily one of the more memorable characters that Rick and Morty have thrown at the screen, and that really is saying a lot. The show is packed to the gills with off-the-wall characters, so it takes a little something extra to stand out in that crowd, and Mr. Meeseeks delivers.

5. Pickle Rick (Season 3, Episode 3)

The Story: Because he’d rather risk death than go to therapy, Rick conveniently turns himself into a pickle just as the family is getting ready to leave for counseling. However, Beth notices an elaborate setup with a syringe that will change Rick back into a human as soon as everyone leaves, so she takes it, which leaves Rick trapped as a pickle until they get back. Unfortunately, on her way out, Beth doesn’t realize that she knocked Rick into the sewer, where he’s forced to build himself a robotic body out of rat corpses that turns him into an unstoppable killing machine.

Why It’s On The List: Ask anyone to name their favorite Rick and Morty episodes, and there’s an almost guaranteed chance that Pickle Rick will end up on the list. The episode eschews the show’s usual sci-fi trappings, except for the cybernetic pickle, of course, for an insane send-up of action films with a touching family drama sewn in. Alright, maybe touching isn’t the right word, but there is binge-drinking!

4. The Ricklantis Mixup (Season 3, Episode 7)

The Story: So this one isn’t exactly about the main Rick and Morty, but it is definitely full of Ricks and Mortys. More commonly known as “Tales from the Citadel,” this episode is comprised of five short vignettes that focus on the interdimensional society where thousands of Ricks and Mortys from different realities do everything from work as crooked cops, run for office, and get turned into delicious wafers? It’s very reminiscent of The Twilight Zone but taken to outrageous extremes that fans of the show have come to expect.

Why It’s On The List: The Ricklantis Mixup is the writing team firing on all cylinders as they take a tiny pocket of the Rick and Morty mythos and turn it into a multiverse of stories packed with the show’s hilariously bleak sci-fi antics. After it aired, the episode received critical acclaim for shining its absurd light on police brutality and political corruption, and for the fact that almost every single character was voiced by Justin Roiland with the exception of one or two lines. Considering each short story was jam-packed with different variations of Morty and Rick with their own unique personalities, that’s no small feat, and it’s impressive as hell that Roiland pulled it off.

3. Total Rickall (Season 2, Episode 4)

The Story: While sitting around the dinner table, the Smith family slowly learns that every time they reminisce about the past, alien parasites reproduce and become part of their memories. But not just any part, the parasites manifest themselves as a strange assortment of characters from a talking pencil named Pencilvester, Tinkles the Fairy Lamb, Frankenstein’s monster, and the lovable Mr. Poopybutthole. But once the Smiths solve the key to figuring out who’s a real memory and who’s a parasite, well, that’s when the shooting starts.

Why It’s On The List: Mr. Poopybutthole. Full stop.

2. Rick Potion #9 (Season 1, Episode 6)

The Story: On the night of the school dance, Morty asks Rick to make him a love serum that will make his longtime crush Jessica be his date, which is a creepy thing to do, so fortunately, the whole situation wildly spirals out of control. Unbeknownst to Rick and Morty, Jessica has the flu, which bonds with the love serum and causes the entire population to become violently obsessed with Morty. After repeatedly disfiguring the whole world with failed antidote after antidote, Rick finally comes up with a Hail Mary solution that will haunt Morty for the rest of his life.

Why It’s On The List: Not only does Rick Potion #9 turn the gross implications of a love serum on its head, but the episode makes it abundantly clear that Rick and Morty isn’t afraid to go to some very dark places, and yet somehow be insanely funny while doing so. The episode also marked a notable push into bringing continuity into the mix, which is a very bold move considering Rick and Morty blow up reality almost every time they go on an adventure. But with Rick Potion #9, viewers learn a dark secret that gives future installment an added heft because, as much as it seems like nothing matters on the show, the duo’s insane romps are having lasting effects. It’s a delicate juggling act, for sure, but Rick Potion #9 set the ball in motion, and the writers have risen to the challenge every time.

1. Mortynight Run (Season 2, Episode 2)

The Story: After becoming displeased with Rick making an arms deal that will result in the assassination of a sentient cloud being named Fart, of course, Morty helps the wanted gas cloud escape. Unfortunately, in his attempt to save a life, Morty ends up getting several people killed, which he rationalizes as a means to an end. But when that end comes, things get very dark for Morty, as they so often do.

Why It’s On The List: Once again, Rick and Morty doesn’t shy away from putting poor Morty through the wringer. Just when you think the show can’t traumatize the kid anymore, he’s faced with an intergalactic Trolley Problem after already leaving a trail of bodies in his wake. And yet, somehow, each dark stare into the void is more hilarious than the last. Mortynight Run is also another classic example that you never know what crazy twist Rick and Morty is going to pull as their frenetic adventures come crashing to an end. Morty’s righteous jaunt to protect a fart cloud could’ve easily concluded with a laugh, but nope, the show took a sharp turn into “Gwyneth Paltrow’s head in a box” country that will leave you staring at your TV in disbelief. And that’s the magic of Rick and Morty.

Megan Thee Stallion has established herself as a friend of The Tonight Show, as she has visited the program to perform, and she even teamed up with Jimmy Fallon and Black Thought for a “Hot Girl Fall” sketch. Now she has returned to guest on an at-home edition of Fallon, and she spoke with the host about making new music while social distancing.

The pair kicked off their conversation by discussing new music, with Megan saying she’s been working from her home studio in Los Angeles: “I’ve been recording. But you know, that’s the best thing about the quarantine. I would have been working on it anyway, but what else am I going to be doing right now? I’ve just been writing and we set up a little studio in here. So, we’re gonna have new music for when we can go back outside.”

She also talked about her popular #SavageChallenge TikTok dance challenge, saying that it has gotten her attention from some pretty famous folks: “I just saw Courtney Cox did it and Jessica Alba, freakin’ Janet Jackson. […] Now we follow each other on Instagram. I win: Janet Jackson follows me on Instagram. Everybody else can go away.”

Watch Megan’s appearance on The Tonight Show above.

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Val Kilmer’s book, I’m Your Huckleberry: A Memoir, is out today, and in it, he discusses playing everyone from Jim Morrison in The Doors to (an extremely underrated) Batman in Batman Forever to Doc Holliday in Tombstone to Dieter Von Cunth in MacGruber, which I hope gets three chapters. At least three chapters. Kilmer’s had quite the career, beginning with his breakout role in 1986’s Top Gun, where he plays the Iceman to Tom Cruise’s Maverick. The Daily Beast published an excerpt from the memoir, where the actor discusses working with director Tony Scott and Cruise’s legendary work ethic.

After discussing how his “camp” of actors were the “party boys” who took over San Diego while shooting the film, Kilmer writes, “Tom refrained from our revelry, with good reason. From day one, he was laser-focused on a singular goal: to become the greatest action hero in the history of film. He was up nights learning lines; he spent every waking hour perfecting his stunts. His dedication was admirable.” Kilmer continued:

“Of course even more admirable is the fact that he achieved his goal. I also love that he’s a Mark Twain fan. Tom is a comrade I respect and admire, though as creatures we hail from galaxies far, far away from one another. My favorite moment between us was a small prank in which I gave him an extremely expensive bottle of champagne but placed it in the middle of a giant field and made him follow scavenger-hunt-style clues to find it. I hid behind a bleacher and watched him lug the giant crate to his motorcycle. He never did thank me for the Iceman-style bit. I thought it would break the ice, but I guess the ice was just right.”

Tom Cruise is the teacher’s pet, if the teacher’s pet climbed skyscrapers and clung onto airplanes and jumped from building to building for fun. Kilmer also revealed how Scott pitched the movie (which he was initially hesitant to do) to him: “It has to be you. It’s not the lead, but I’m going to make you feel like it is. And this kid we found, Tom Cruise, he has it, man, and you two together, and Kelly McGillis — you know her from Juilliard, she’s nine feet tall and utter perfection.” Top Gun was the highest-grossing movie of 1986 and spawned a sequel, Top Gun: Maverick, which comes out on December 23.

(Via the Daily Beast)

Smino has a new album on the way, but fans don’t have to wait until that is out for some new music from the rapper: He has shared a surprise new mixtape, She Already Decided. Smino’s 16-track effort runs for about 40 minutes, and it’s available for free on his throwback-looking website, smitransfer.com.

Smino shared a statement about the project, in which he notes that his next album is “100% done”:

“I made dis sh*t at the krib fr tryna stay sane and
Inspired as much as I can mane…
been smokin distancing from
Da world
krazy..
how hard distance hit…
Sh*t different rn
so I jus cooked some fun sh*t…REAL FREE MUSIC..
AINT NUN PERFECT ALL UNMASTERED N ROUGH RAW WTF
EVER for y’all.
Some kool ass artist on dis project dat aint care
Bout no politics n just wanted to make some sh*t for da fun..
S/o Rizz.. S/o Arin Ray.. S/o T Pizzle my big dawg
N all da producers on this mf who was down for da cause..
like Most a y’all im ducked back figuring out how to move
Next off this sh*t…my album 100% done but …
yanno..
UNTIL THEN.
Baby!!!
She Already Decided…Shout out to Her.”

Listen to She Already Decided above.

She Already Decided is out now. Get it here.

Now is certainly a time when people could use some more entertainment. That makes the latest news from Sonos a welcomed dispatch: The company, best known for its speakers, has launched Sonos Radio, an ad-supported streaming service available exclusively to Sonos customers.

The platform brings together internet radio services, giving users access to over 60,000 radio stations. Additionally, Sonos Radio also offers original programming from a variety of recognizable artists. For example, there are ad-free, artist-curated stations. Brittany Howard’s station, “The Encyclopedia Of Brittany,” will be available on May 5, and stations from David Byrne and Third Man Records are also forthcoming. Meanwhile, Thom Yorke’s “In The Absence Thereof” is available with the launch of the service. He shared a statement about his station, writing:

“here
in a new form
is that
ever rolling compilation / office chart habit of mine of putting together what i have found recently that fascinates or moves me, what obsesses me, challenges me, opens new doors, reminds me of what i might have forgotten, is insanely complex or elegantly simple, violent, messy, heavy or light. whatever has hit me over the head basically .
it may be new or old or just dug up again.

with all
this time we have behind doors i hope this provides a welcome connection and escape .. and perhaps stops the walls closing in quite so quick.
— Thom”

Howard also noted of her station, “The Encyclopedia Of Brittany is a collection of songs that weaves in and out of my personal education of music and how one goes about making it. There are beloved songs from my earliest memories of childhood to things I’ve just recently discovered. One song can be so drastically different from the next, because all that is necessary to make this list is a song that made me think, ‘wait, what is this?’ at one point in my life. I’m excited to share this with you and I hope you find something new here that can inspire you as well.”

There’s also Sonos Sound System, the flagship ad-free station of the platform, which is curated and hosted by the Sonos team and has a number of enticing features. Programming is set to include weekly 60-minute artist radio hours, featuring music and commentary from the guest hosts. Participating artists so far are set to include Angel Olsen (on April 22), Jpegmafia (April 29), Phoebe Bridgers (May 6), Nancy Whang, Jamila Woods, Jarvis Cocker, Jeff Parker, Soccer Mommy, Vagabon, Vegyn, and Whitney.

Learn more about Sonos Radio here.

Oktoberfest has been canceled. The world’s largest folk and beer festival was set to take place between September 19th and October 4th this fall.

Bavaria’s Minister-President Markus Söder and Munich’s Lord Mayor Dieter Reiter put it simply in a statement on the official Oktoberfest webpage: “The risk for the people is too high to let the Wiesn [Oktoberfest] 2020 take place.” Söder told the press, “we are living in different times. And living with Corona means living carefully.” This comes on the heels of Germany completely banning all large gatherings until at least August 31st.

This is a big blow for beer lovers who flock to Munich every year to revel in beer, food, parades, and parties. Oktoberfest draws well over six million people every year and they drink over 2 million gallons of beer. For comparison sake, Coachella — which has been postponed until October ironically — only draws 125,000 people. The beer drinkers also eat “124 oxen, 48 calves, 59,000 pork knuckles, 60,000 pork sausages, and 510,000 grilled chickens,” according to the festival’s main reservation system.

The move is pretty devastating for the local economy. Oktoberfest employs 8,000 full-time plus 5,000 part-time employees. Waitresses working the beer tents can make up to €10,000 ($10,800) per Oktoberfest. That’s before you take into account the ancillary financial gains for Munich’s hotels, taxis, restaurants, bars, beer gardens, brothels, farmers, museums, public transport, and, of course, local breweries that will be lost. All told, the massive festival injects $1.3 billion into Munich’s economy every year.

Since the festival started in 1810, it’s been canceled 24 times. Cholera outbreaks, World War I, and World War II are the major events that caused most of the long-term closures throughout history. In total, this will be the 25th year Oktoberfest will not open. In the past, Oktoberfest didn’t exactly reopen right away either. The festival is known for easing back into life via a much smaller and local-focused “autumn festival.”

(Via Deutsche Welle)

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We’re going beyond the extra roll of TP and shower curtain, here.

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