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‘Donnie Darko’ At 20: A Timeless Suburban Gothic That Happens To Have Some Time Travel

One easy way to start an argument among movie lovers: Is Donnie Darko underrated, overrated, or accurately rated? It’s one of those movies that naturally seems to polarize people, which may disguise a more salient phenomenon: that everyone seems to remember it.

This seems borderline miraculous, given the circumstances. Released in October 2001, Donnie Darko is one of a handful of films that had their box office chances decimated by 9/11. Without overstating the impact of world events, October 2001 was a time when radio stations had banned songs as seemingly innocuous as “Sabotage” by the Beastie Boys” and “Ticket To Ride” by the Beatles, so terrified were they of accidentally reminding people of 9/11. Into this paranoid morass bumbled Donnie Darko, whose trailer, executive producer Aaron Ryder noted, “featured a jet plane engine falling through a roof.”

If “Ticket To Ride” was too soon, you can imagine how that went over. Donnie Darko had premiered at Sundance, that January. Landing at a lesser distributor, Newmarket, Darko‘s rights holders had to be coaxed and cajoled into giving the film any theatrical release at all. Finally giving in, they set it for a release in late October, the same time of year the film takes place, and inadvertently ended up having to market a movie about a plane engine crushing a house in the aftermath of a world-shattering airplane attack.

Not surprisingly, the film didn’t get much support. It earned just over $500,000 in a release that spanned 58 theaters at its widest (2,000-3,000 theaters was standard for a major release at the time). Yet for evidence of Donnie Darko‘s outsized impact, one need only mention the major releases it was was up against in its first weekend: the Kevin Spacey alien comedy K-Pax and the tragically-named Thir13en Ghosts. The latter of which somehow went on to earn almost $42 million in the US alone. Heard any good fan theories about Thir13en Ghosts lately?

You know the story: Donnie Darko eventually found its audience and took off. It became a massive hit on DVD and went on to inspire countless explainer posts on Tumblr. This despite having arguably some of the worst DVD box art of all time:

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Its proper place in the canon aside, it’s easy to forget that Donnie Darko‘s writer/director Richard Kelly was just 24 when he sold the script; 26 when it was released. He had to fight to be able to direct it, fight to be able to shoot it anamorphic (without getting deep into the technical weeds, it’s a way of shooting in widescreen without losing vertical resolution), fight for his preferred cast, and fight to get it released theatrically. None of those fights are entirely unique to Donnie Darko, but the final product does feel particularly defined by a filmmaker who resisted being talked out of things. Every film is inevitably a nexus of almost infinite alternate timelines, different ways it could’ve turned out if one actor hadn’t had a scheduling conflict or another hadn’t been vetoed by a producer. Yet perhaps my all-time favorite bit of film trivia is that Mark Wahlberg was approached about playing Donnie Darko but didn’t work out because he insisted on playing him with a lisp.

Above all, virtually every frame, every acting choice, every musical cue — feel like at least one person cared deeply about just this one little thing. It’s a quality that’s so lacking in today’s world of endless streaming that it’s almost jarring to watch. Donnie Darko is so visually dynamic and witty that watching it now almost makes me giddy. The gloriously goofy, slightly macabre, scary-but-perfect-sight-gag bunny mask at the center of it is Donnie Darko‘s visual sensibility in a nutshell. It’s almost impossible not to scream why doesn’t anyone make movies like this anymore?! at the TV when you watch it, even when you know it’s the cinematic equivalent of demanding the neighbor kids stay off your lawn. Truth is though, they barely made movies like this then.

Described by Kelly as “Catcher in the Rye as retold by Philip K. Dick” (with a tagline that slick, you can see how he sold it so fast) Donnie Darko is the story of an angsty, emotionally disturbed teenager and his nearly month-long holiday from consequences (an “unreliable narrator,” say). In a way, it’s also Office Space, with the hypnotist recast as an imaginary friend in a giant bunny costume. “Frank,” who ultimately turns out not to be imaginary, saves Donnie from a falling plane engine, gets him to bust a water main at his school (an unconventional and ultimately successful ploy to get a girlfriend), and set a fire at a pompous self-help guru’s house to expose the man as a pederast. These are all the kinds of moments adult contemporary premium cable shows dream of.

In the beginning of the film, Frank lures Donnie out of his house and sets the time parameters of the film, telling Donnie he has “28 days, six hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds” before it all ends. Donnie’s sleep walk (he wakes up at the local golf course) ends up saving him from a falling plane engine that landed in his bedroom. Initially, the authorities don’t know where the engine came from. It’s only 28 days (etc) later that Donnie learns the truth: that the engine came from a plane, which encountered a worm hole, sucking one of its engines into a time-space portal landing it 28 days (etc) into the past, crushing Donnie’s bedroom. Did I mention Donnie’s mom and sister were on the plane? Luckily Frank hipped Donnie to all this, which he was able to do, because Donnie kills him as revenge for Frank running over Donnie’s girlfriend with his Trans Am in this 28-day timeline anomaly. Frank’s death conveniently frees his spirit was the bounds of time. In the “end” Donnie goes home to sleep in his bed and gets crushed by the engine after all, sacrificing himself for his mom, sister, girlfriend, and Frank.

If you’re anything like me, it probably hurt a little bit to hear someone explain the plot in linear fashion like that. For one thing, it still doesn’t really make sense. Which as a plot contrivance is pure genius. Richard Kelly has figured out a way to make you to relive his movie over and over, by inserting a time travel paradox into the finale. Donnie Darko becomes like that line in a rap song you don’t quite catch the first time and have to keep rewinding. Brilliant as it is as a hook, it’s not even in the top 10 reasons why I love the movie.

Realizing that it’s almost unimaginably pompous to argue that a movie is a cult classic “for the wrong reasons,” I still can’t help but think that Donnie Darko suffers a bit from its association with the stoned college kid ouvre. Along with The Matrix and Boondock Saints, Donnie Darko is one of those movies it’s easy to imagine AJ firing up in the Soprano house media room. Certainly this is its own fault; without the sheen of “what does it all mean, maaaan” and its inextricable (and much to be imitated) “sci-fi element,” Donnie Darko is merely a much more pedestrian period-set indie coming-of-age dramedy. We’ve all seen that movie.

Yet even stripped of its time loop, Donnie Darko would still be an all-time great period-set indie coming-of-age dramedy. It’s Ladybird with a sci-fi element. In hindsight, it’s easy to forget that Donnie Darko takes place in the very specific time period — October 1988, just before the Bush-Dukakis election. In fact the very first line of dialogue is “I’m voting for Dukakis” delivered by Jake Gyllenhaal’s real-life sister, Maggie, playing Donnie’s movie sister, Elizabeth. It’s easy to forget that it takes place in 1988 because Donnie Darko, only 12 or so years removed from the period setting and released slightly before the 20-year nostalgia cycle made 80s period pieces hip, never plays that setting for easy nostalgia or cheap kitsch. It’s simply a matter of verisimilitude. That’s when Richard Kelly imagined the story, so that’s when it takes place — in “Middlesex,” Virginia. (Kelly went to high school Midlothian, Virginia, where his father worked for NASA).

Donnie Darko is a prime example that all those hyper specifics of story don’t winnow an audience, they broaden it. It’s set in a rich, leafy suburb at a lily white private high school, yet there are times watching it that I feel like it plagiarized my childhood (where I attended a largely Hispanic public school in a rural California dirthole). I’m almost positive I had the same bullshit health class taught by a Bible thumper with pearl earrings and a too-tight bun that inspired Beth Grant’s (perfect) performance as Kitty Farmer. Where Donnie had Patrick Swayze’s Jim Cunningham (Swayze’s defining performance in my mind), who Donnie calls “the fucking antichrist,” we had abstinence advocate and former Miss Black California Lakita Garth, offering all kinds of advice on how Jesus could reduce teen pregnancy (which worked out terribly, my class started with 600 students freshman year and graduated less than a third). The language of teenage shitheads drinking beer in fields is universal.

The opening scene, in which Elizabeth declares that she’s voting Dukakis, eventually devolves into bickering between the two, in which Donnie calls her a “fuck ass” and she laughs and tells him to “suck a fuck.” The scene sets a tone for a film that’s almost 100% earworms. It’s a mixture of the arch, the mundane, and the surreal in that endlessly repeatable, endlessly memorable kind of way. Beth Grant pleading “Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!” has lived rent free in my head for 20 years.

The bullies are absolutely ruthless, but with sadism that feels gleeful rather than rote, like so many other high school movie bully cliches do. The Cherita character, a tragic loner played by Jolen Purdy, and the line “go back. To China, bitch,” is so absurdly cruel and abrupt as to be spit-take worthy. And still it manages to be overshadowed by Seth Rogen’s line read of “yeah, well didn’t your dad, like, stab your mom?” and Alex Greenwald’s freakishly memorable stab motion and sound effects.

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Greenwald, incidentally, who in Donnie Darko played a bully named Seth (which is funny to me on its own), is in Jason Schwartzman’s band Phantom Planet and used to be engaged to Brie Larson.

Donnie Darko is a movie where even the small, strange performances are perfect, the cast a mix of up-and-comers like Gyllenhaal, Jena Malone, and Seth Rogen; and veteran character actors like Holmes Osborne and Mary McDonnell as the Darko parents. Well, perhaps with the exception of Drew Barrymore, who portrayed one of the least-convincing English teachers of all time and whose line reads (“FUUUUCK!” “It’s meant to be ironic!”) are almost as earwormy as “commitment to Sparkle Motion,” but for the wrong reasons. Still, Barrymore deserves far more credit than shame. It was Barrymore who believed in it, who helped finance it through her production company and used her pull to get it a theatrical release. Without her, Donnie Darko might not even exist.

Which would be a shame. It’s the rare high school film that acknowledges sex but neither obsesses nor trips over it. Donnie is a horny high school kid, whose fantasies about sex (he almost jerks off to Christina Applegate in his therapist’s office while hypnotized) and obsession with getting the girl coexist naturally with similar angst about time travel, religion, and the meaning of life. That a teenager can be a horny idiot, but also a budding philosopher, thorny cynic, and stifled romantic is a fact rarely acknowledged in movies about high school.

Then and now, Donnie Darko feels like something special. One can choose to remember it a number of different ways, but for me, it’s less a time travel movie than a timeless suburban gothic, a portrait of mundane perversity rivalling anything, even from masters of the genre like Alexander Payne and the Coen brothers.

Donnie Darko’s legacy is everywhere, in cultural forces obvious and not so obvious. When Donnie Darko couldn’t afford to license “MLK” by U2 for the finale, the composer Michael Andrews created a slowed down dramatic cover of Tears For Fears’ “Mad World,” performed by Andrews’ friend Gary Jules, which went on to become a UK number one hit in 2003. Tears For Fears’ only number one hit, incredibly. This from the soundtrack for a film which, again, didn’t crack seven figures in box office. “Mad World” was, I would argue, almost certainly the inspiration for that children’s choir singing “Creep” in one of the first Social Network trailers. Which in turn spawned the mass phenomenon of slowed-down dramatic covers in trailers. A phenomenon now so widely acknowledged that my dumb tweet about the movie WONKA simply looking like the kind of movie that would have a slowed-down dramatic cover in the trailer received almost 35,000 likes.

When that spaceship suddenly shows up midway through Fargo season two, it’s hard not to think of Donnie Darko, and its mix of small town drama and the supernatural (sidenote: fuck that spaceship). The Leftovers, one of the best shows of the last 10 years, had a similar (and more successful) brew of character drama and existential questions. Would they exist without Donnie Darko? Maybe, but it set a precedent that audiences would accept that kind of genre bending.

While he’s been attached to other projects and has done uncredited work on plenty of movies and TV (so he has said in interviews), Richard Kelly hasn’t officially written or directed a movie since The Box in 2009, 12 years ago. Probably that has more to do with his famously disastrous follow-up whatsit, Southland Tales, in 2006, and its more conventional but still underwhelming successor than Donnie Darko (stories probably worthy of posts of their own).

Maybe there’s some irony to the way that Southland Tales, intended to be such an up-to-the-moment slice of the times (Kevin Smith called the script “a political Pulp Fiction“), feels decades old, while Donnie Darko, a coming-of-age tale made five years earlier and set in 1988, feels like it could’ve been made yesterday. It seems to shoot for something broad and definitive, about the way reality seems to shift underfoot at the cusp of adulthood. In depicting adolescence truthfully, it ends up being entirely offbeat and singularly strange. Maybe the only way to do justice to the high school experience is through the supernatural. To borrow a cliché, Donnie Darko taught us it was okay to be weird.

Vince Mancini is on Twitter. You can access his archive of reviews here.

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Rob Zombie Shares A First Look At The Cast Of ‘The Munsters’ Reboot Movie

While we might not be getting Rob Zombie’s upcoming The Munsters reboot in time for this Halloween, the notorious horror director — responsible for stomach-churning films like House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil’s Rejects, and the 2007 remake of Halloween — has taken to Instagram to share the first cast image of the film. In the image, we see Rob-Zombie-movie-mainstays Jeff Daniel Phillips as Herman Munster and Dan Roebuck as Grandpa Munster, Zombie’s wife and creative partner Sheri Moon Zombie as Lily Munster, and the first look at Zombie’s take on the Munster’s iconic home on 1313 Mockingbird Lane.

In the caption, Zombie said, “Since Halloween is rapidly approaching I thought it was the perfect time to MEET THE MUNSTERS! Direct from the set in good old Hungary I present Herman, Lily and The Count sitting in front of the newly completed 1313 Mockingbird Lane.” The big reveal comes just months after the project was first announced this summer, and — based on how ready-to-shoot the set and crew and looking — could mean the director is already deep into filming in Budapest. Zombie has also shared other images from the set of the film over the past few months, including a look at the special effects his team is using, as well as Lily and Herman Munster’s bedroom attire.

Based on the 1960’s family sitcom of the same name, The Munsters follows a family of classic, horror movie monsters (a Frankenstein, a pair of vampires, and a werewolf) who relocate from Transylvania to the American suburbs and are subsequently forced to assimilate into American culture. As the family tries their hardest to be “normal” and keep their big secret from coming out, plenty of whacky hijinx ensue, ultimately causing all the countless laughs that made the show so beloved in the 60s.

While Zombie has a reputation for making pretty gruesome, hard R-rated horror films abundant in cannibalism and rednecks, based on what we’ve seen and heard so far, it seems The Munsters reboot will be a faithful (and family-friendly) adaptation of the original series. Here’s hoping it’s all treats and no tricks when the trailer eventually drops.

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All The Best New Music From This Week That You Need To Hear

Keeping up with new music can be exhausting, even impossible. From the weekly album releases to standalone singles dropping on a daily basis, the amount of music is so vast it’s easy for something to slip through the cracks. Even following along with the Uproxx recommendations on a daily basis can be a lot to ask, so every Monday we’re offering up this rundown of the best new music this week.

This week saw long-awaited new music from Adele and what may be one of Coldplay’s final albums. Yeah, it was a great week for new music. Check out the highlights below.

For more music recommendations, check out our Listen To This section, as well as our Indie Mixtape and Pop Life newsletters.

Adele — “Easy On Me”

Adele isn’t one to drop non-album singles between projects, so before this year, the last new song we heard from her were from the 2015 album 25. Now, though, 30 is finally on the way next month, and ahead of then, Adele made her triumphant return with “Easy On Me,” an evocative piano ballad that includes a knockout performance from one of music’s most powerful and beloved voices.

Young Thug and Mac Miller — “Days Before”

With how omnipresent Young Thug has been over the past decade, it’s hard to believe that his new album, Punk, is only his second LP. Collaboration has been one of the keys to his career, and he secured some big ones here, including linking up with the late/great Mac Miller on the brief and chill “Days Before.”

Coldplay — “Biutyful”

Last week, Coldplay released their ninth album, Music Of The Spheres (which is perhaps one of their last LPs). The band didn’t drop a new single in the week leading up to the album (probably since “My Universe” is still dominating the world), but some album tracks are particularly interesting, like “Biutyful.” It’s a catchy, airy, midtempo pop-rock tune most notably characterized by an artificially high-pitched voice, which avoids being a gimmick and instead works as a charming musical choice.

Anitta — “Faking Love” Feat. Saweetie

Brazilian pop star Anitta and Santa Clara’s Saweetie come from different backgrounds, but they’re a natural pairing on Anitta’s “Faking Love.” As Uproxx’s Aaron Williams notes, the song “is a brazen breakup anthem, so it’s fitting that she tapped the Bay Area’s own Icy Princess, Saweetie, to deliver a slick, dismissive verse to really drive the message home.”

Summer Walker — “Ex For A Reason” Feat. JT

Summer Walker is gearing up to further stake her claim in the R&B landscape with her second album, Still Over It, but before then, she offered a tantalizing preview of it last week. The song is “Ex For A Reason,” and on it, she and JT of City Girls address themes that line up perfectly with the album title. After sharing the track, Walker noted, “Don’t fight over a n**** that got his attention all over the place. I hope y’all learn from my mistakes.”

Snail Mail — “Ben Franklin”

Lindsey Jordan is continuing to deliver on all the promise she’s shown over the past half-decade with the rollout for her upcoming sophomore Snail Mail album, Valentine. The latest preview of it is “Ben Franklin,” a groovy alt-rocker that sees her getting vulnerable, as it reveals that she recently spent time in rehab.

Maxo Kream — “Greener Knots”

Houston’s own Maxo Kream has an album coming in a matter of hours at that point. Before unveiling the whole thing, last week, he dropped “Greener Knots.” The track features the rapper diving into his rough childhood over some smooth production.

PinkPantheress — “Reason”

It seems there are new ways to blow up in the music industry every day, and PinkPantheress has done so by riding a TikTok-boosted wave. After gaining attention on the platform, her debut mixtape, To Hell With It, is here. It includes tracks like “Reason,” which balances relaxing guitars and vocals with its frenetic rhythm.

Pink Sweats — “I Feel Good”

Pink Sweats is only a few months removed from Pink Planet, but he’s already treating his fans to more, as last week brought a new song, “I Feel Good.” Uproxx’s Wongo Okon notes of it, “The track is a soft and heartwarming release that finds the singer appreciating the world around him and how great life feels nowadays.”

Courtney Barnett — “Smile Real Nice”

Barnett’s main focus at the moment is her upcoming album Things Take Time, Take Time, but last week, she took time, took time for something else: a TV theme song. She wrote the theme (titled “Smile Real Nice“) for the upcoming animated Harriet The Spy series and it sees Barnett adapting her sound to fit wonderfully in a jaunty and immediately catchy format that’s going to sound great over the show’s opening credits.

Some artists covered here are Warner Music artists. Uproxx is an independent subsidiary of Warner Music Group.

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Los Angeles Lakers X-Factor: Anthony Davis

The first two seasons of the LeBron James-Anthony Davis partnership have unfolded in starkly different manners. In year one, they missed a combined 13 games, guided the Los Angeles Lakers to the NBA’s second-best record and rolicked to the franchise’s first title since 2010. In year two, injuries tripped them up and interrupted a title defense. James and Davis were sidelined for 63 games and Los Angeles stumbled to the West’s seventh seed before falling to the Phoenix Suns in six games in the first round.

While concerns surrounding James’ durability moving forward are valid, given his age and recent injury history between last season and 2018-19, he was still an MVP-caliber player prior to spraining his ankle in mid-March. Davis, however, never truly rediscovered the magic of his dominant 2019-20 as one of many stars who were playing catch up because of the absurdly truncated offseason. For the Lakers to punch their second NBA Finals ticket in three years, they’ll be hoping that the four and a half month layoff has revitalized Davis.

Numbers can never encapsulate the entirety of a player, but the decline in some key areas help indicate the contrasting versions of Davis during his first two seasons as a Laker. In 2019-20, according to Cleaning The Glass, he generated a rim frequency of 42 percent, which fell in line with his prior two seasons of 44 percent. He aptly blended his face-up shooting and driving prowess to attack defenses. The result was one of his most efficient scoring campaigns to date before he went supernova from midrange in the playoffs and had the luxury of taking a few more jumpers each night.

Last season, his rim frequency plummeted to a career-low 32 percent. He floated aimlessly more often, settled for contested jumpers and didn’t display the same pop and vigor of months prior — likely due in part to some injury issues. Davis is a solid shooter among big men, but he’s an elite finisher. More than half his shots came from midrange and he converted just 43 percent of them en route to a career-worst 55.6 percent true shooting. Swapping out those looks at the rim for midrange jumpers didn’t suit him.

After a Defensive Player of the Year-caliber regular season and playoff run, Davis followed 2019-20 up with a lackluster showing. He was late as a helper more commonly, didn’t look as spry as a perimeter mover and failed to maintain the impact of his fellow elite defenders around the league, even if he was still good on the aggregate.

Statistically, the waning defensive activity was reflected in a career-low block rate of 2.7 percent. Because the bar he’s set for himself is towering, that still placed him in the 79th percentile, per Cleaning The Glass, but never before had he dipped below the 83rd percentile in his career.

A resurgent year from Davis should be anticipated. Despite various ailments and a brutally short offseason, he was a (very) good player. He just created such lofty expectations following 2019-20, which is a testament to his greatness. Last year, he and the Lakers had fewer than two and a half months between the end of the NBA Finals and their first regular season game. This year, they’ll have close to five months. The hope — nay, the goal — is that’s the sort of elixir for Davis to rediscover his superstar ways and spearhead another prolific season in Southern California.

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The Weeknd Postpones His ‘After Hours’ Tour So He Can Upgrade From Arenas To Stadiums

Due to the “constraints of arenas,” The Weeknd has postponed his After Hours Tour dates and announced that new dates will be forthcoming in 2022. The singer apparently got a taste for the scale a stadium performance can bring after performing at the 2021 Super Bowl and wants to bring that to the tour he has planned for his latest album.

“The tour dates are moving and will commence in the summer of 2022,” he wrote in his social media announcement. “Due to constraints of arenas and the demand for more shows I want to do something bigger and special for you which requires stadiums. Current tickets will be refunded automatically and all ticket holders will be given priority to buy tickets for the stadium shows when they go on sale. New dates forthcoming.”

Prior to announcing the postponement, The Weeknd suggested that his next “full body of work” could arrive before the tour — something that now seems like a near certainty, if the dates have been pushed back for him to move up to bigger venues. More recently, he intimated that the project is already complete and is only awaiting a few features. Meanwhile, he’s also working on an HBO show titled The Idol, so perhaps the additional wait for the tour will give him the leeway to get all this work off his calendar.

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Jaren Jackson Jr. Has Signed A $105 Million Extension With The Grizzlies

The Memphis Grizzlies have been one of the NBA’s most pleasant surprises the last two years, as they’ve gone from a team that looked like it would be staring down a lengthy rebuilding process after the end of the Grit N Grind era, to a playoff team in just two seasons.

Still, this is a team that is keeping focus on the future, using this offseason to add more young talent and continue trying to figure out who is and isn’t part of their long-term vision, even while trying to compete in the immediate. The two unquestioned members of that long-term core in Memphis are Ja Morant and Jaren Jackson Jr., heading into their third and fourth years respectively. Morant has become one of the NBA’s best young point guards and is in line for what one figures to be a max extension next year.

Jackson, meanwhile, has shown flashes of his immense talent on both ends of the floor in his three seasons with the Grizzlies, but has only played in 126 games over those three years due to injuries. That has kept him from tapping into his full potential so far, but Memphis is banking on that happening sooner than later, inking him to a four-year, $105 million extension on Monday just ahead of the extension deadline, per ESPN’s Adrian Wojnarowski.

It’s the type of deal that makes sense for both parties, as Jackson gets some financial security despite his injury history, while the Grizzlies get a tremendous talent on a deal that could very well look like a steal if Jackson can stay on the floor and continue his upward trajectory. Jackson joins Trae Young, Luka Doncic, Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, Michael Porter Jr., Mikal Bridges, and Robert Williams III as members of the 2018 Draft class to ink extensions this offseason, with the most notable exception remaining being No. 1 pick Deandre Ayton.

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Maxo Kream And ASAP Rocky Can’t Leave The ‘Streets Alone’ On ‘Weight Of The World’

Maxo Kream’s new album, Weight Of The World, is out now, arriving after an impressive rollout featuring the singles “Local Joker,” “Big Persona” with Tyler The Creator, and “Greener Knots.” We last heard from the Houston rapper in 2019, when he released the autobiographical Brandon Banks; Weight Of The World addresses the changes that have taken place in his life since then, as well as showing off the polishing he’s put on his pen game on tracks like “Streets Alone,” which features ASAP Rocky.

Over a thumping beat produced by Cardo — a departure from the producer’s usual laid-back, funk-influenced instrumentals — “Streets Alone” finds the two rappers stuck knee-deep in their respective vices even despite the best efforts of the positive role models in their lives. “Momma prayin’ that I leave the streets alone,” raps Rocky on the hook. “Preacher prayin’ that I leave the reefer ‘lone / I’m just gettin’ money, leave the beef alone / But I’m out here thuggin’ and my tee VLONE.”

In addition to ASAP Rocky and the aforementioned Tyler The Creator, Maxo’s new album also features appearances from fellow Houstonian Don Toliver, fresh off the release of his own new album Life Of A Don, and Freddie Gibbs, another hardcore rapper steeped in thug life narratives.

Listen to “Streets Alone” above.

Weight Of The World is out now via RCA Records. You can get it here.

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‘Succession’ Report Card: Season 3 Opens With A Song Of Scandal And Tater Tots

The Succession Report Card is a weekly recap feature where we attempt to assign grades to the important people, things, and themes from each episode of Succession. The grades are entirely subjective and the criteria for scoring will change from week to week and occasionally mid-week. Someone might get detention. It’ll probably be Roman.

FAILING

Shiv Roy

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Not a great start for Shiv on any major front. She was passed over for CEO, in large part because she couldn’t secure Lisa Arthur as the attorney for the company in the cruise ship fiasco. She also couldn’t secure Lisa Arthur as her own sounding board. And she might have learned that they’re not the “friends” she thought they were. Couple all of that with Roman heaping spoonfuls of salt in every wound and the thing when she appears to be calling a panic-audible heading into next episode, and… yeah.

Not great.

GRADE: F

MUST IMPROVE: Identifying friends, securing attorneys, not just kind of melting down a lot

Connor Roy

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Willa’s play continues to get savaged to the point he’s pitching a lean-in to ironic viewing for “the hipsters and dipshits.” He’s such an afterthought that Logan needed to be reminded to give him a task and then that task ended up being, “Uhhhh idk just stay here.” Just a useless man.

GRADE: F

MUST IMPROVE: Pretty much anything would be a good start

Various Karls and Franks

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The non-family, non-Gerri members of the team had a weird week. Let’s hit some highlights:

  • Frank was told repeatedly that he can’t be trusted and once that he’s “mashed potatoes,” which is not something I had ever heard used as an insult before this
  • Karl, bless his soul, missed a van from the airport because he was getting a sandwich
  • Karolina got kicked out of a car after Kendall accused her of being “a weevil in the flour sack,” which is also not something I had heard before this

GRADE: D-

MUST IMPROVE: Job security, keeping their heads down, not being mashed potatoes and/or weevils

Tom Wambsgans

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One of my favorites things on this show is watching Tom inflate and deflate based on who he’s talking to. Anyone he perceives as lower status? He’s a big strong cruel man. Anyone he perceives as higher status? Sniveling weasel. He’s a fascinating creature. I kind of want to see his entire origin story.

GRADE: D

MUST IMPROVE: Playing the reverse banjo

TREADING WATER

Logan Roy

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Here’s the thing about Logan: He’s in a dogfight right now, with the government maybe coming after him, and a son leading the charge, and an investor revolt on his hands, and a public relations nightmare, and… I think he kind of loves it? Like, he’s angry about it. He’s furious. But I think he relishes the fight itself a little. The dude is a scrapper and always has been, which is how he got to where he is now. And he has a way with words unlike any other character on television. “We’re on saliva and adrenaline” is a phrase that’s going to stick with me for a while.

GRADE: C-

MUST IMPROVE: Rearing children, not overseeing a massive and corrupt enterprise

Kendall Roy

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What a dope. Just a big old dummy. Like, yes, he’s doing the right thing here in blowing the whistle on the company for the cruise ship sex abuse scandal, so kudos on that, but he’s really only doing it as his latest power play. And he’s so proud of himself about it. That line at the end where he bragged to Greg about all the brilliant women around him was maybe the funniest thing I’ve ever heard, considering he had just talked over half of them and invited his new girlfriend to his ex’s house, which he had commandeered as an action station, family heirlooms and all.

He’s going to screw this up. You know it, I know it, I think he ever knows it. Maybe he doesn’t. Dopes rarely know they’re dopes.

GRADE: C

MUST IMPROVE: Situational awareness, comebacks, tweets

Roman Roy

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Roman is a sad little boy who needs a hug at all times. His thing with Gerri is kind of stalling out, he also got passed over as CEO, and his advice about stonewalling the entire investigation — Congress and reporters and everything — was actually pretty terrible. He should not be in charge of a family of hamsters let alone an international corporation that employs thousands of human people.

And yet… I love him. He’s adorable. That awful little goofus.

GRADE: C

MUST IMPROVE: Being an adult

Jess Jordan

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Imagine this is your job, to relay insults back and forth between a father and son who can hear each other in the background of the phone call you’re attempting to mediate. Imagine explaining this to someone when they say “What do you do for a living?” It’s a weird life that Jess Jordan has.

I hope she ends up running the company.

GRADE: C

MUST IMPROVE: Hitching her wagon to a better horse

Lisa Arthur

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Lisa Arthur:

  • Seems like she has her stuff together
  • Is probably just dealing with Kendall as a necessary evil to achieve some combination of building her brand and providing aid to the harmed cruise ship employees
  • Has cool glasses

GRADE: C+

MUST IMPROVE: Maybe not getting involved with any of these jackals

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Gerri Kellman

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HBO

Things started out weird for Gerri with that phone call to the White House where she was straining analogies to their breaking points. (“It’s out of our hands.” “Not if you grab it.”) And she got the CEO gig only after each of the blood candidates set themselves on fire after dousing themselves in incompetence. And this could all end poorly for her, considering she’s just a figurehead atop a company that is about to get dragged to Hell a little bit.

But still. Good for her. Gerri rules.

GRADE: B

MUST IMPROVE: Strange mommy-son pseudosexual relationships with coworkers

The Succession theme song

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I don’t think I’ve ever pushed the Skip Intro button on this sucker and I don’t see myself starting any time soon. Those strings and pianos, man, just rising and falling and tinkling and cascading. It’s a good song. I might start playing it in my car.

GRADE: A

MUST IMPROVE: Hmm… maybe add a Method Man verse? I’m splitting hairs here.

Cousin Greg

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He’s a sweet boy. I want him to start a podcast about memes. Good Meme-age With Cousin Greg

GRADE: A

MUST IMPROVE: Leave him alone. He’s doing the best he can.

Tater tots

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HBO

Delicious and underrated. Should be on more menus instead of french fries. When I was little I used to cover them in ketchup and mustard and mash them all up into a sloppy mush and eat them with a spoon. I might do it again this week. A top-tier food.

GRADE: A

MUST IMPROVE: Marketing themselves as a food adults eat regularly

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Christopher Walken Feels ‘Lucky’ That He Wasn’t Cast As Han Solo In ‘Star Wars’

It’s hard to imagine anyone other than Harrison Ford as Star Wars scoundrel Han Solo (no offense, Alden Ehrenreich), but dozens, if not hundreds of other actors auditioned for the part. To name a few: Al Pacino turned it down at a time when he was “offered everything,” Burt Reynolds “just didn’t want to play that kind of role,” and Sylvester Stallone met with George Lucas but “I don’t look good in spandex holding a Ray gun.”

Christopher Walken also auditioned to play the Millennium Falcon captain, but he knew at the time that it wasn’t a good fit.

“I did audition [for Star Wars], but I don’t think I came remotely close to getting the job. About 500 other actors auditioned, so it wasn’t as if it was down to me and somebody else,” he told the Financial Times. Walken also brought up another ill-fated audition, in which he failed to land a part in 1970’s Love Story (it went to Ryan O’Neal). “In both those cases, I was lucky because I’d have been awful in them,” he said.

Star Wars and Love Story are two of the biggest movies of all-time when adjusted for inflation. But considering Walken’s movies have grossed a combined $4.4 billion at the box office (I bet you can’t guess what number one is!), I think he’s doing fine.

(Via the Financial Times)

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‘The Batman’ Trailer Never Shows Paul Dano’s Face As The Riddler, And Fans Are Having Fun With What It Might Mean

After the new The Batman trailer dominated yet another DC FanDome on Saturday, fans quickly got to work sifting through the longer look at Robert Pattinson‘s upcoming turn as the Dark Knight. Despite Paul Dano appearing in the opening seconds of the trailer (leaving behind a coffee cup with a question mark in the foam after being arrested), fans were quick to notice that you see just enough of him from the side to know its the actor, but then his face is noticeably hidden throughout the entire trailer.

While The Batman‘s plot has been shrouded in secrecy even after a year-long delay due to the pandemic, it’s been widely reported that Dano is playing The Riddler. The aforementioned coffee cup scene confirmed as much. But with his face being hidden during the trailer, fans can’t help but speculate that maybe something else is afoot.

Director Matt Reeves has repeatedly said that The Batman will be a return to the character’s noir roots and be more of a detective story, which is an element that got pushed to the wayside in previous films. Playing with The Riddler’s true identity would definitely fit the bill, especially with fans going into the film already expecting Dano to be playing the villain.

In the meantime, be prepared for theories like this one:

The Batman hits theaters on March 4.