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Super Hot Hazmat Bourbons That Actually Taste Great, Ranked

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Hazmat bourbon is a very niche category of whiskey. You have to really want something unique to even try to get into this stuff. The whole idea of the category is about the hottest highest-proof bourbon you can get into a bottle. It’s so high-proof that it’s volatile. Legally speaking, bourbon bottled at or over 70% ABV (140 proof) is labeled “hazmat” due to the real danger it poses as an accelerant and possible explosion risk when flying.

Yes, people seek this stuff out to drink. Kinda crazy, right?

This begs the question — are there any hazmat bourbons that taste good? And in my professional opinion (insert long sigh here), yes and no. You’ll rarely find a hazmat bourbon bottling that isn’t meant to be poured over ice or proofed with water at home. Still, some legit bottles do sneak through that are drinkable neat. It’s rare… but it happens.

Below, I’m calling out 10 hazmat bourbons that are truly worth trying. I had to dig deep for this list though and these bottles are not for the faint of heart or penny pinchers. Hazmat bourbon is not a category for populists — these expressions are often only dropped in limited edition releases. That’s especially true if you want this whiskey to be drinkable in any real way.

Translation: nothing is cheap in this category. Even the lower-ranked bottles.

Below, I’ve chosen 10 hazmat bourbons that I’ve tried and loved. These are hazmat bourbons that are drinkable, offer a seriously delicious flavor profile, and (most importantly) balance that amazing heat with the profile successfully. Huge Disclaimer: If you’re not into drinking higher-proof bourbon, these whiskeys are going to taste like they’re burning (sometimes painfully so). Period. You have to attune your senses and palate to find the forest by getting past the trees with these. And it is 100% okay to do that by adding water or ice. No one in their right mind is going to belittle you for proofing these whiskeys down to enjoy them.

Also Read: The Top 5 UPROXX Bourbon Posts Of The Last Six Months

10. Lost Lantern Single Cask Series Boulder Spirits Colorado Straight Bourbon Whiskey

Lost Lantern Single Cask Series Boulder Spirits
Lost Lantern

ABV: 71.3%

Average Price: $120

The Whiskey:

This Colorado bourbon is a very low-corn whiskey. The mash bill has only 51% corn, which is the legal minimum, supported by 44% malted barley and a mere 5% rye. That whiskey rested in a single barrel up in the Rockies for six years before Lost Lantern bottled it as-is at cask strength, yielding only 151 bottles.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: Huge chocolate brownie notes drive the nose toward chili-chocolate tobacco hot chocolate with marshmallows before bold apple pie filling arrives with plenty of winter spice.

Palate: The ABVs instantly numb my whole mouth on the smallest of first sips — seriously, even my lips and outer cheeks are numb this is so hot. Once the bombastic warmth fades slightly, there are notes of rich apple crumble, Cherry Coke, spiced pipe tobacco, and soft vanilla with the chocolate returning and almost cooling my mouth.

Finish: Those notes fade as the finish just gets hotter and more buzzing on the senses until everything is muted and you’re left with a deep sense of numbness.

Bottom Line:

The throughline here is that chocolate chili vibe that just builds and builds toward this explosion of heat. It’s barely drinkable neat. Poured over a nice big rock, it’s amazingly creamy and well-spiced with a sense of a chocolate brownie cut with vanilla, nuts, and creamy choco nibs with a nice Cherry Coke on the side.

And all of that is why we’re starting here. You really need to proof this one down to get the full picture. Once you have a little water or ice involved, this is actually a very nice and dessert-forward sipper.

9. A. Smith Bowman Cask Strength Bourbon Batch #2

A. Smith Bowman Cask Strength Bourbon
Sazerac Company

ABV: 72.25%

Average Price: $2,999

The Whiskey:

This hot batch from Sazerac’s Virginia distillery is all about upping the ante on the last bold ABV release. Batch #2 takes the ABVs even higher in this cask-strength bourbon bomb thanks to the careful selection of old barrels that are batched and left completely uncut and non-chill-filtered.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: There’s a leathery nature on the nose with classic bourbon deep flourishes of very black cherry, salted caramel, cinnamon toast with cream butter and old vanilla pods, a touch of orange oil, and woody spice berries and barks.

Palate: Apple orchards and cherry pies open the sweet palate toward a massive heat from the ABVs that eventually fades towards creamy Nutella and maybe some cherry tobacco.

Finish: The heat comes roaring back on the finish with brash woody winter spice and burnt orange with a touch of vanilla trying to find a counterbalance to all the heat.

Bottom Line:

This is another one that builds a massive amount of heat from the jump. By the mid-palate, your mouth will be numb. But then a magic trick happens and that numbness fades toward spiced orange and soft vanilla with a touch of cooling chocolate nuttiness. By the end, you’re left with just as much of the flavor profile as you are with warming heat.

I’d still 100% pour this over ice, but there is some fun to be had with a neat pour too.

8. Garrison Brothers Cowboy Bourbon Texas Straight Bourbon Whiskey

Garrison Brothers Cowboy Bourbon
Garrison Brothers

ABV: 70.45%

Average Price: $319

The Whiskey:

Last year’s Cowboy Bourbon from Garrison Brothers is a blend of only 118 barrels of six-year-old Texas bourbon. 1,000 bottles of the crafty Texas whiskey were available in mid-September at the distillery last fall. The rest — 8,600 bottles — are now in the wild and available nationally.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: The nose opens with a rush of sharp cinnamon bark wrapped up with old saddle leather, freshly fried apple fritters, walnuts, old cedar bark braids twisted up with dried wild sage, and a hint of dried yellow mustard flowers with an underlying sense of maple syrup over pecan waffles.

Palate: The palate leans into the spice with a hint of allspice and ginger next to apple pie filling with walnuts, brandy-soaked raisins, and plenty of brown sugar next to spiced Christmas cake dipped in dark chocolate sauce.

Finish: The end takes its time and meanders through salted caramel, stewed plums with star anise and sharp cinnamon, a hint of vanilla Dr. Pepper, and a mild sense of chocolate-cinnamon-spiced chewing tobacco buzziness with a warming Texas hug that’s part Hot Tamales and part chili-spiced green tea.

Bottom Line:

This is always a bold release from Garrison. The key here is that heat really helps accentuate every flavor note by sort of turning them up to MAX volume without washing them out. It’s a great balance of flavor, warmth, and deep Texas bourbon vibes.

7. Binder’s Stash Straight Bourbon Whiskey Aged 14 Years

Binder's Stash Straight Bourbon Whiskey Aged 14 Years
Binder

ABV: 72.45%

Average Price: $750

The Whiskey:

This bottle from bespoke bottlers Binder’s Stash in Louisville is a hell of a find. The whiskey is a classic 75% corn, 21% rye, and 4% malted barley mash bill that was left to age for 14 long years. Then the Binder’s Stash team bottled that barrel at cask strength, 100% as-is.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: Corn husks and toasted vanilla pods drive the nose toward rich nutmeg-heavy nog, singed black tea leaves, and a whisper of menthol tobacco loaded into an old pine humidor.

Palate: The palate is warm from the jump but countered by raw sugar rock candy, lush vanilla oils, salted caramel, and almost sweet and fresh roasting herbs with a hint of nasturtium leading to raw red chili pepper flakes and hot woody spice notes.

Finish: That woody spice amps up on the finish toward rich vanilla-laced pipe tobacco, singed marshmallow, and almost burnt salted caramel with a hint of dried red ancho chilis swimming in dark chocolate.

Bottom Line:

Okay, this is where we get into the real sippers on the list. This has so much going on that it’s easy to almost forget it’s a hazmat bourbon. Yes, the warmth is there but it’s always in service to the flavor profile. Try this one neat and really take your time with it. Add water, re-nose, and taste, and find those beautiful nuances built into the profile. You’ll be pleasantly rewarded with greatness.

6. Augusta Distillery Buckner’s Aged 13 Years Single Barrel Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey

Augusta Distillery
Augusta Distillery

ABV: 70%

Average Price: $399

The Whiskey:

This is a very niche brand out in rural Kentucky that’s sourcing old barrels of the good stuff. The whiskey in the bottle is a Kentucky straight bourbon that rested for 13 years before it was bottled completely as-is both unfiltered and at cask strength.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: The nose opens with a sense of old barrel houses full of sweet and spice bourbon next to a gentle moment of creamy vanilla honey with old corn husks stuffed in the honey which is poured over spiced winter nut breads with a hint of butteriness and earthy nutshells.

Palate: The clove, allspice, and anise of the nut bread amp up the buttery palate with a sense of Earl Grey tea leaves, salted caramel, and mocha-heavy espresso beans next to a light marzipan moistness and hints of burnt orange next to old dry black cherry bark.

Finish: The end lingers for a while as the marzipan and orchard barks fade toward sharp eggnog spices and soft creaminess before the vanilla creamed honey slathers old oak staves with a good dose of earthy fall vibes kind of like a forest floor on a frosty day.

Bottom Line:

This never betrays any obscene heat at any point in the flavor profile. It’s delectable and warming but the profile is so nuanced and delicate that you can sip this one neat all day.

5. Elijah Craig Barrel Proof Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey Batch no. C914

Elijah Craig Barrel Proof Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey Batch no. C914
Heaven Hill

ABV: 70.1%

Average Price: $1,500

The Whiskey:

This is the legendary “Hazmat Bottling” of Elijah Craig Barrel Proof from late 2014. This is the sort of whiskey that you still here real whiskey nerds talking about to this day with reverence. The actual whiskey in the bottle is classic Heaven Hill bourbon — made with 75% corn, 13% rye, and 12% malted barley — that was left for 12 years before bottling.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: Black currants and spiced cherry open the nose with a deep sense of woody clove, star anise, cinnamon bark, and soft orange zest next to a deep and creamy vanilla that’s warmed by the sun next to cacao beans rubbed into old boot leather.

Palate: Dark and spiced oak open the palate with a sense of blackberries, black currants, and cranberries that have just started to dry and were dipped in salted dark chocolate with a touch of vanilla oils, orange oils, and dried spearmint before a hint of toasted marshmallow and fudge arrives.

Finish: That fudge slowly fades into peanut brittle with a hint of Pecan Sandie next to a flourish of old corn husks, blackberry pie, and cinnamon bark dipped in cherry-laved apple cider with a layer of oaky tobacco cut with clove and cedar on the very end.

Bottom Line:

This is one of those pours where you might miss the heat altogether. It’s so well-balanced that it’s mesmerizing. It’s delicious Kentucky brown sauce that takes you on a journey through an old rickhouse with a thick and darkly fruity pour in your hand.

Look, this is a vintage bottle. It’ll be hard to find and very expensive. But I can tell you that this is a dusty worth hunting down. It lives up to the hype (and beyond it really) as a truly iconic pour of bourbon. Once you taste, you’ll “get” hazmat bourbons finally.

4. Jack Daniel’s 2021 Single Barrel Special Release Coy Hill High Proof

Jack Daniel's 2021 Single Barrel Special Release Coy Hill High Proof
Brown-Forman

ABV: 74.15%

Average Price: $899

The Whiskey:

The whiskey in the bottle is the classic Jack Daniel’s mash of 80% corn, 12% malted barley, and 8% rye. The Tennessee whiskey was filtered through Jack’s drip-drop sugar maple charcoal system before barreling and aging at the very top — where the air is dry and warm — of rickhouses number eight and number 13. The whiskey is bottled straight from the barrel with no other fussing.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: The nose is soft with a whiff of classic Jack Daniel’s dark fruit that feels very much like a deep and dark cherry cordial with a dry woody cinnamon stick dipped inside with a touch of worn library leather, dry pecan shells, and rich — almost smoked — butterfat.

Palate: The taste embraces the sweetness with a wet brown sugar vibe that’s married to a touch of dried apple cores next to a holiday cake full of dark spices, brandied fruits, and fatty nuts that’s all then soaked with fiery whiskey.

Finish: That butter returns as the mid-palate sweetness ebbs toward salted burnt toffee and a soft but old leather pouch full of sticky tobacco before the slow fade leaves you warmed and happy with dark fruit, spice barks, and creamy toffee.

Bottom Line:

This is another one that’s so delectable that you almost miss the heat. It sings on the palate with those fruits and creamy notes while the heat gently warms your senses and chest. Ultimately, you’re left with a creamy — almost fatty — pour of fruity whiskey that’s comforting. And “comfort” is a rarity in the hazmat realm.

3. George T. Stagg Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey BTAC 2010

George T. Stagg Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey BTAC 2010
Sazerac Company

ABV: 71.5%

Average Price: $3,995

The Whiskey:

The 2010 Buffalo Trace Antique Collection George T. Stagg is another legendary bottle of whiskey. The juice was distilled back in 1993 and rested in prime locations across four warehouses in Frankfort, Kentucky. Then after 17 years of mellowing, 142 barrels were selected for blending and bottling at full cask strength.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: This incredibly deep and lush chocolate opens the nose toward rich and oily vanilla beans soaking up the sun, fermenting coffee beans, a twinge of orange pith, and this earthy sense of cottonwood trees swaying on a warm sunny day with fresh sweet black dirt and old brick barrel houses in the distance with a thin line of wafting pipe tobacco smoke floating by. What a nose.

Palate: The palate leans into a deep and creamy sense of espresso cut with bitter salted dark chocolate, orange oils, rich vanilla oils, and a cut of nutmeg, clove, and allspice that melds into a mulled wine-infused fruitcake with brandied cherries, candied citrus, and soft fatty almonds.

Finish: The finish leans into the nuttiness and winter spice cake vibes before building a soft warmth with sharp tobacco leaf, smudging sage, and cedar bark layered with spearmint, cinnamon bark, and star anise with a hint of old world absinth.

Bottom Line:

This is a “F*ck, that’s delicious!” pour of whiskey. On the nose alone, you instantly understand why whiskey lovers lost their shit over Stagg bottlings back in the day (and are still chasing that dragon). This pour makes it really hard to enjoy the later bottlings once you know how amazing this used to be. Though, I’d argue that the 2023 George T. Stagg BTAC was close to getting back to these amazing heights.

And again, this is a vintage pour. It’s not impossible to find, you’ll simply have to pay for it. But, my lord, is this worth the cost.

2. Rare Character Presents “Obliteration” Selected by Pablo Moix Single Barrel Straight Bourbon Whiskey

Rare Character Presents Obliteration
Rare Character

ABV: 71.9%

Average Price: $599

The Whiskey:

This whiskey is a very rare release from 2023. The whiskey in the bottle is a 14-year-old bourbon made from a classic mash bill of 75% corn, 21% rye, and 4% malted barley. The barrel was stored out at a winery in California that then burnt down during recent wildfires — but this barrel survived the firestorm. There was actually whiskey left in the barrel and it was still delicious. The barrel was then bottled 100% as-is, yielding only 36 and a half bottles.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: The nose draws you in with a deep sense of dark chocolate powder next to hazelnut wafers with a dash of bright orange oils before a dark and sharp sense of Szechuan peppercorn arrives to spice things up.

Palate: The taste leans into the sharp red peppercorns with an earthy underbelly before deeply salted and lush caramel leads to roasted almonds and buttery walnut cake cut with vanilla, allspice, and dried red berries dashes with brandy and apple cider cut with more butter.

Finish: The end leans into sharp winter spice barks and more whole red peppercorns with a deep warmth that gives way to luxurious salted toffee, vanilla buttercream, and tobacco kissed with spearmint, smudging sage, and almost fatty roasting herbs.

Bottom Line:

This is probably the only modern release that hits those high notes of the mid-aughts to early 2010s in the same way. This is an amazing pour of whiskey, hazmat or not. The heat is there but it never overpowers anything. The profile is front and center and runs so goddamn deep. It’s delightful, rewarding, and an instant legend.

It’s going to be very hard to find, but worth the hunt as there are few whiskeys out there this good.

1. Willett Family Estate Single Barrel Straight Kentucky Bourbon Whiskey Aged 8 Years

Willett Family Estate Single Barrel Straight Kentucky Bourbon
Willett Distillery

ABV: 70.4%

Average Price: $424

The Whiskey:

Willett is probably the best-known distillery that nails the hazmat bottling. This whiskey is a very rare bottling (barrel no. 5284) of bourbon that rested for eight years and eight months on the top floor of their famed Warehouse G. When bottled, it only yielded 117 bottles, making this one fleeting.

Tasting Notes:

Nose: The oak warms on the nose with a sense of creamy banana smothered creamy caramel with a hint of malted cracker, vanilla oils, and soft buttermilk that slowly leads you to caraway seeds and a whisper of cardamom with a flicker of dry wild rice.

Palate: That rich and creamy caramel drives the palate toward more spice — cardamom, clove, star anise, sassafras — before leaning into vanilla cream, chinotto leaf, and rich pipe tobacco cut with apple cider, mulled wine, and dark chocolate cut with espresso cream and dried ancho chili.

Finish: The end dries out and warms up as the caraway makes another appearance with a hint of black licorice, star anise, cardamom, and absinth next to toffee cream over marzipan covered in soft dark chocolate and just kissed with rose water and cedar essence.

Bottom Line:

This is a “woah…” pour of whiskey. It stops you in your tracks. The warmth is certainly there but it never feels “hot” or numbing. It’s just this build of warmth in your mouth and chest that amplifies the flavor notes toward this melange of everything you could want from a quintessential corn-forward Kentucky bourbon.

Again, this is going to be hard to find. But go forward with confidence knowing that Willett Hazmat bourbon bottlings are going to be amazing when you do find one.

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One Change Each Fast Food Restaurant Should Make Today

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Fast food is getting more and more expensive. We should probably discuss whether or not the means of production related to fast food should garner an even higher price than we already pay (it should!), but that’s a deeper conversation for another day. For the sake of this article, the high price of fast food stings so badly because while the food is getting pricier, it isn’t getting any better in quality. So when you’re dropping nearly $20 for a single combo meal that doesn’t taste nearly as good as what you could make at home for less money it’s… pretty easy to feel like you’re getting ripped off.

An expensive Big Mac meal will make headlines, but people aren’t as quick to scoff at paying around the same price they would for a Big Mac combo as they would for a burrito, a side of guacamole, some chips, and a drink at Chipotle. That’s because what you get for your money at Chipotle is objectively better. The meat, which is made of whole cuts rather than heavily processed, is cooked in a restaurant, the guacamole is prepared in a restaurant, and the beans are slow-cooked in a restaurant — all from fresh ingredients.

Feel however you want about Chipotle, but that’s pretty amazing. And it equals better value per dollar. This is also why Taco Bell gets a pass. The food at Taco Bell is lower quality, but who cares when you can feed a family of four for just over $20?

With Chipotle and Taco Bell as outliers, we have a whole lot of chains in the middle. This got me thinking: there must be some sort of menu change that the center of the bell curve can implement to make dining there feel worth it. So we’re going to suggest one improvement each of our favorite fast food restaurants can make to win us back. Some of these suggestions will be quick and easy fixes, like bringing back a forgotten classic, and some will be asking more than our favorite restaurants will ever probably be willing to undertake.

Oh well, we can dream, right? Let’s dive in!

Arby’s

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What We’d Like To See:

The Return Of The Potato Cakes

There isn’t anything particularly special about the potato cakes, they’re essentially fried hashbrowns but thicker. And yet they made the perfect side order. Crispy enough to be crunchy but thick enough that you could taste the buttery potato inside.

This was a menu hacker’s dream, take any sandwich, slide a potato cake in, and instantly improve your meal, whether you’re eating roast beef, brisket, or one of Arby’s chicken sliders.

Why Arby’s removed these from the menu, we’ll never understand.

Burger King

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What We’d Like To See:

A Whopper Revamp

I think the biggest thing holding Burger King back is the brand’s obsession with speed. BK is operating with a business model that tries to get you out of the drive-thru as quickly as possible, and that’s appreciated for people on the go, but there is a reason an In-N-Out burger is so much better than the Whopper.

If BK would spend a little more time preparing its Whopper, it would be a much better sandwich. In an ideal world that means using fresh beef, cooking the burger on a grill rather than through some conveyor toasting system like it uses, and getting better buns. I know BK is capable of doing this because they hand-breaded the Ch’King sandwich and focused on process and it was legitimately one of the best chicken sandwiches in fast food.

But then BK decided the Ch’King took too long to make, simplified the recipe, and now… it’s utterly forgettable. I want BK to succeed and the best way they can do that is by focusing on process rather than speed. As for the Whopper, there’s currently a $1M contest to design a better one — so it looks like I’ll get my wish!

Carl’s Jr.

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What We’d Like To See:

Bring Back The Six-Dollar Burger Energy

Carl’s Jr used to have a motto: “If it doesn’t get all over the place, it doesn’t belong in your face.” The chain’s burgers were thick, juicy, messy, and decadent as f*ck. But lately, the burgers have been getting smaller and the quality has been dropping.

The concept of the Six Dollar Burger was that it was the sort of burger that you could get at a restaurant. It was thick, meaty, juicy, and high quality. Ironically, I think it was always more expensive than six dollars, and given how prices have risen at restaurants, the name doesn’t make sense, so I get why they dropped it. But when they dropped the name, they also dropped the quality.

Carl’s Jr used to have a pseudo-gourmet approach to fast food. Their burgers and shakes were thicker than the competition, their chicken was hand-breaded, they had a salad bar at one point, and now the chain is a pale imitation of what it used to be. I don’t want the Six Dollar Burger to return by name, but that earlier ethos would do a lot to bring customers back and help separate them from the competition.

Chick-fil-A

Chicken Sandwich
Dane Rivera

What We’d Like To See:

More Experimentation

Chick-fil-A is pretty good at everything they do, so I get why they don’t take chances often, but I wish they would. Chick-fil-A has done this in the past, just last year they dropped a pimento cheese honey chicken sandwich, and it was delicious. If we could get a new sandwich remix or a spicy version of the nuggets once per quarter, that would be great!

Generally the chain restaurant only experiments with its iced tea flavors and milkshakes, which is appreciated, but I’d love to see more experimentation with some actual food.

Chipotle

Burrito
Chipotle

What We’d Like To See:

More Protein Options

In 2022 Chipotle had new protein options once every few months. They were so delicious that I’ve committed the names of two of them, the Pollo Asado and Guajillo Steak, to memory.

Seriously, both of these options deserved permanent menu status especially when you consider how much of an improvement the pollo asado was to the stock chicken option. Since 2022 the new protein options have slowed down considerably as the chain instead experiments with things like putting fajitas in a quesadilla (which they should’ve been doing to begin with) or introducing new flavors of tea.

Adding more protein options would do a lot to keep Chipotle’s bare-bones menu exciting.

KFC

What We’d Like To See:

A Spicy Version Of Its Chicken

One major thing Popeyes has over KFC is a spicy chicken option. KFC has experimented with spicy chicken in the past with its take on Nashville Hot Chicken, but that’s not quite what I mean. What I want is a spicy version of its Original Recipe chicken, the way they have an Extra Crispy version.

All it would take is adding some cayenne pepper to the 11 herbs and spices. Heat is the one thing missing from KFC’s menu.

In-N-Out

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What We’d Like To See:

Bacon

Adding bacon is a big ask and I know we’re probably not going to get it because that would require In-N-Out to find a special supplier that is near all of its restaurants, but just think about how good a bacon cheeseburger from In-N-Out would be.

Let’s face it, In-N-Out doesn’t need to do anything to win customers over that it isn’t already doing. Few fast-food restaurants can accomplish the consistency of quality and service that In-N-Out provides and for many, this is already the best burger in fast food, and for good reason.

Bacon would solidify In-N-Out as the greatest burger chain in all of fast food.

Jack in the Box

Munchie Meal
Jack in the Box

What We’d Like To See:

Triple Down On The Weirdness

Jack in the Box is at its best when it gets weird. I’m talking about weirdness like the decadent Snoop-Dogg-themed munchie meal, Red Bull-infused soda cocktails, those addicting tacos, and the fact that they have a teriyaki rice bowl on the menu. JiB has perfected stoner food, so I’d like to see them lean even deeper into that.

Why not have a burger that has mozzarella sticks inside of it? What about a ‘build your own’ option for the Munchie Meal? What else can we put in a milkshake aside from Oreos? The weirder the better!

McDonald’s

McDonald's Menu Hacks
Dane Rivera

What We’d Like To See:

More Menu Hacks

McDonald’s menu has a lot of great hack potential, but they don’t make it easy. There aren’t many customization options either in-restaurant or via the app so everything requires a lot of self-assembly. A couple of years back McDonald’s added famed menu hacks like the Land, Sea, and Air sandwich or the Hashbrown McMuffin to the app but they still required you to build them yourself.

We’d love to see a bit more customization, like what you’ll find at Taco Bell. A bigger dollar menu wouldn’t hurt either.

Popeyes

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What We’d Like To See:

Revamped Nuggets

Popeyes has a near-perfect menu. The bone-in chicken (mild and spicy) is some of the best in all of fast food. The tenders are great. The sides are perfect. The biscuits are buttery and delicious. Do I even need to say anything about that chicken sandwich? But the nuggets are awful.

In our ranking of the best fast food chicken nuggets, Popeyes couldn’t even break into the top five, which is sad when you consider how well the tenders, chicken sandwiches, and bone-in chicken perform on our rankings of each respective category.

We know Popeyes can do better.

Raising Cane’s

What We’d Like To See:

A Proper Chicken Sandwich

I’m talking about a single breast filet between two pieces of buttery Texas toast with some sauce and pickles. What Raising Cane’s has right now is kind of a joke.

Currently, Raising Cane’s stuffs three chicken tenders between a bun and calls it a day. I love Raising Cane’s chicken tenders but this is the absolute worst way to make a chicken sandwich considering as soon as you take a single bite, the sandwich starts to fall apart.

A proper chicken sandwich from Raising Canes would be delicious enough to compete with Popeyes and Chick-fil-A, the current kings of chicken sandwiches.

Shake Shack

Shake Shack
Dane Rivera

What We’d Like To See:

More Burger Builds

Shake Shack does a pretty good job of keeping its menu exciting by introducing new burgers and sandwich builds every few months. We even named the Spicy Burgermeister our favorite burger of 2023. While we appreciate the variety, it would be nice to see some more permanent options on the menu to accompany the Single and Double Shackburger, Avocado Bacon Burger, the SmokeShack, and the Roadside Double.

The same could be said about the chicken sandwiches.

Taco Bell

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What We’d Like To See:

Stop Taking Things Off The Menu

Taco Bell does this thing where it’ll remove a menu item like the Double Decker Taco, Mexi-Melt, Mexican Pizza, or the Nacho Fries from the menu, only to bring them back as a “limited time” exclusive under the guise of a new item. I find this very annoying because Taco Bell has all of the ingredients on hand to make these dishes, and they just choose not to give them to us.

I’d like to see less of this sales strategy so it could make more room for menu items that are truly new like Taco Bell’s crispy empanadas or those wings they roll out during Super Bowl season.

Wendy’s

Breakfast
Dane Rivera

What We’d Like To See:

All-Day Breakfast

Wendy’s has one of the best breakfast menus in all of fast food. Sure, maybe that’s because they have strict breakfast hours which helps the workers to focus on making sure the breakfast is on point, but if they were able to scale this to an all-day thing it would make Wendy’s one of the all-time greatest fast food chains.

Some of our favorites include the Sausage, Egg, and Cheese Muffin (Wendy’s version of the McMuffin), the Breakfast Baconator, and the potato wedges which are one of the greatest potato sides of any fast food restaurant. We wish there were a way we could enjoy these breakfast items during later hours.

Hell even if Wendy’s shifted to having breakfast only available mornings and late at night, we’d take that too!

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Not everyone enjoys flying. The level of non-enjoyment can range from mild discomfort to full blown Aerophobia, which is defined as an extreme fear of flying. While flying is the quickest way to get to far away destinations, for some people being that far off the ground is terrifying and they’d rather take their chances on the ground.

A passenger flying from Charlotte-Douglas International Airport in North Carolina to JFK International Airport in New York confronted that fear while flying with Delta. The woman, who is currently still unidentified expressed that she was nervous to fly according to Molly Simonson Lee, a passenger seated behind the woman who witnessed the encounter. Tight spaces don’t make for much privacy, but in this case, the world is better for knowing this took place.


According to Lee, who posted about the exchange on Facebook, the Delta flight attendant, Floyd Dean-Shannon, took his time to give the nervous traveler his undivided attention. Lee told Upworthy the unidentified passenger, “was very nervous and even before the plane took off, she was visibly shaken by each sound.”

Approximately 25 million people in the United States have Aerophobia according to the Clevland Clinic and most of them probably wish Dean-Shannon was on their flights. “He took notice and began explaining what each [sound] was, with the warmest, calmest tone,” Lee said. That wasn’t even the most amazingly sweet part of the story.

While the explanation of noises helped, Lee said about halfway through the flight the passenger was fighting back tears, which prompted Dean-Shannon to sit on the floor and hold the frightened passenger’s hand. He comforted her for the rest of the flight while sitting on the floor. “His tone was so kind and soothing,” according to Lee.

Dean-Shannon’s kindness didn’t stop there. Lee explained, “the woman next to me was celebrating a birthday and he sang to her and made her a ‘cake’ with all of the goodies he could round up.”

I’m not sure what Delta pays him but he needs a raise immediately and it seems the people of the interwebs agree.

Commenter, Miranda Anderson, tagged Delta Airlines and wrote, “I hope you see this! These are the types of people that deserve raises and make your company worth flying with. This is what pits [sic] you above the others so show these employees this is what you want and what you need.”

“I love this. This is what society is lacking. Empathy and kindness towards people in time[s] of need” wrote Diane Lawrence.

While Mary Beth Acker Ford, said, “I was on a flight with him today. He exudes joy and is intentional about making a connection with each person!”

This level of engagement with passengers is not a common experience but clearly people are happy to see this type of connection between humans. Flying anywhere can be stressful for any amount of reasons. From leaving the house late and having to participate in an involuntary 5k to catch your flight, to making your way through the devil’s backyard, also known as Atlanta International Airport…just for them to change your gate 10 minutes before boarding.

So having a flight attendant like Dean-Shannon is just the breath of fresh air people need. “The way he’s looking at her…letting her know she’s safe!!! This is just one of the many reasons I will always fly Delta Air Lines,” Liz Martin wrote in the comments.

“It was obvious he is just a good, kind soul who shares that generously with everyone he encounters. Such kindness is rare and a true gift when encountered,” Lee remarked. That level of kindness is rare indeed and we sure are happy someone thought to capture it.

This article originally appeared on 01.19.23

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‘Love That Kid’: Joel McHale Opened Up About Raising A Son On The Autism Spectrum

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Joel McHale might be known for his grumpy characters, grumpy personality, and overall grumpy aura, but as a person, he seems to be okay! As long as you don’t cook in front of him. Or bake.

McHale will appear in an upcoming episode of Getting Grilled with Curtis Stone where the actor opened up about raising his two kids, Edward and Isaac, with his wife Sarah. When Stone asked how the actor deals with challenges with parenthood, McHale speaks candidly about his son Edward. “He’s on the autism spectrum, and he’ll be the first to tell you that. And then he would walk up to you and go, ‘Tell me about a time you got hurt.’ And then wait for your answer,” McHale said.

The actor then explained how he and his wife try not to pressure their kids to choose a specific path, “We’re not sure what his trajectory is, but he loves video games, and he’s good at them. So I think he might just skip college,” he said. “I’m like, ‘Go ahead. Just start work. Just learn that C++ language and start writing video games. Great,’” he joked. Working on video games might be more profitable than acting in the coming years anyway, so he might be onto something.

Stone then complimented McHale’s approach to parenthood, to which he responded, “There’s no other choice other than to just love that kid and see what he wants to do,” McHale replied. “Life throws you all sorts of things. And the journey with the kids has not been a traditional one, because everyone else around us is doing more typical things. And I’m like, ‘Hey. It’s all good. Let’s see what happens,’” he explained.

McHale also confirmed that his kids inherited his signature (and sometimes excessive) sarcasm. “They’re both extremely sarcastic and make fun of me,” he said. “Isaac will be like, ‘Hey dad. When are you going to be relevant again? Do you think people will like you again at some point?’ Yeah, there’s a lot of that.” Hopefully, once the Community movie comes out, McHale will finally be relevant enough for his children.

Check out the interview below:

(Via EW)

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Flyana Boss Revives The Art Of The Jock Jam With The High-Energy ‘Yeaaa’

The 2020s have seen the revivals of many forgotten popular regional genres of the late ’80s and early ’90s, from House and Techno to Jersey Club and everything in between (I’m personally hoping for someone to bring back Atlanta Bass). It looks like the latest genre to get this treatment is the beloved jock jam, which saw an infusion of life from Coi Leray’s “Get Loud” last year, and now, gets a similar boost from Flyana Boss and their latest high-energy single “Yeaaa.”

In typical FB fashion, the self-proclaimed “weird Black girls” of hip-hop release a string of visually chaotic Instagram and TikTok videos to promote the new single, but this time, there was an added twist: the announcement of their first major-label EP, fittingly titled This Ain’t The Album.

“Yeaaa” is just the latest in a line of homages to the girls’ various inspirations. As their breakout hit “You Wish” ran its course (literally), they followed up with a remix featuring Missy Elliott, “B*tch Imma Star,” and “Candyman,” whose cover art pays tribute to Minnie Riperton’s iconic Perfect Angel cover. Check out the lyrics video for “Yeaaa” above.

This Ain’t The Album is out 3/29 via Atlantic.

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‘Euphoria’ Season 3: All The Details You Need To Know For The New Season (Update For February 2024)

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A lot has happened since season two of Euphoria wrapped two years ago. Zendaya, Jacob Elordi, and Sydney Sweeney have all been keeping busy with several high-profile and acclaimed projects like Dune, Saltburn, and Universal Studios walking tours. Then, in 2023, star Angus Cloud passed away. Shortly after that, filming was halted due to the strikes, and a third season of the show became less likely.

However! Last summer, creator Sam Levinson told Elle that season three will be “film noir,” and that he hopes to “explore what it means to be an individual with principles in a corrupt world.” So this must mean it’s happening! Here is everything we know so far about the upcoming season of Euphoria.

Plot

While the plot of the new season has not been revealed, Colman Domingo recently confirmed that the upcoming season would be adjusted after the loss of actor Angus Cloud and producer Kevin Turen. Domingo told Vanity Fair:

What I know is that we will have a season three. It will be challenging in the most beautiful way. I always think that Sam is examining hope and faith, especially when it comes to people who are struggling and trying to find their way. I know Sam Levinson and his heart, and I know he’s one of the kindest human beings that I know.

It was absolutely terrible because we felt like we lost one to the disease. And I’m sure it affected not only the creation of season three, because [Angus] was going to be a very strong part of it, but it’s… I don’t know. We came together as a cast many times to grieve, to mourn, to laugh and enjoy all the things we know about Angus.

Domingo also joked that the season would take place in a “nursing home” since there would be such a long delay between seasons. Seasons one and two took place during the same school year, which is now over five years ago, so it’s very likely that the show will use a little time jump to age the characters up a bit. Or else we will see a 27-year-old Jacob Elordi playing 18-year-old Nate. To be honest, he could use a few more years of structured learning.

Cast

The cast includes Emmy winner Zendaya, Sydney Sweeney, Hunter Schafer, Alexa Demie, Sydney Sweeney, Maude Apatow, Jacob Elordi, Storm Reid, Austin Abrams, Nika King, Eric Dane, and Colman Domingo. It’s unclear if Dominic Fike will return, and Barbie Ferreira is already out.

Release Date

Unfortunately, HBO confirmed that Euphoria season three won’t air until 2025, so we have quite some time.

Trailer

It will be a long time until we get any first look at Euphoria, so here is the trailer for Challengers instead:

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Mel Gibson Wanted To Star In ‘Schindler’s List’ (Yes, That Mel Gibson, The One You’re Thinking Of)

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At this stage in his career, Mel Gibson is almost known more for his infamous 2006 arrest than his films. The actor was picked up for a DUI in Malibu where he was caught on camera hurling antisemitic remarks. Most notably, “The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world!”

In theory, the actor attempted to apologize for his remarks by saying he “was loaded” before lashing out that he was “recorded illegally by an unscrupulous police officer.” Ultimately, Gibson’s mea culpa landed on, “I guess as who I am, I’m not allowed to have a nervous breakdown, ever.”

Anyway, with that in mind, a new oral history of Schindler’s List raised eyebrows by revealing that Gibson was vying for the lead role during the heyday of his blockbuster career.

Via The Hollywood Reporter:

SPIELBERG A lot of people were interested in playing Schindler, and a lot of them were movie stars, and to all of them I promised never to divulge any of their history with me, so I’m not saying those names are accurate. I’m saying there were a number of people, even more than the names you gave me.

OVITZ Mel Gibson’s name came up. He was interested. His agent put him forward. But it wasn’t going to happen. Steven wanted a non-movie star for the part.

Ultimately, the role went to Liam Neeson, and it would be the understatement of the century to say that not casting Mel Gibson in one of the most iconic movies about the Holocaust was a good call. We didn’t even know they make bullets that big to dodge. Where do you even store those things?

(Via The Hollywood Reporter)

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Is Calvin Harris Retiring From Music?

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For years now, Calvin Harris has been one of the forces bringing some major hits to life, like the Rihanna collabs “We Found Love” and “This Is What You Came For,” and “One Kiss” with Dua Lipa. According to a recent interview, though, he’s looking to make a bit of a career change.

Is Calvin Harris Retiring From Music?

Yes and no.

“Yes” in that he plans to stop with live DJ gigs in the somewhat near future. In a recent interview (as NME notes), the 40-year-old said, “I always said that once I get past 50, I can’t see me DJing. The more commercial end [of DJing], it gets a wee bit… a little bit suspect. I think I’d prefer to be in the studio making tunes.”

That last sentence brings us to the “no.” On that point, he added, “I think that’s where the majority of my talent lies, making something sound good. So I would like to make other people’s records sound good.”

So, Harris is looking to wean off DJing and focus more exclusively on producing. As for when he’d like to make the shift, he was asked that in the interview and he answered, “42, 43?”

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Here Is Madi Diaz’s ‘The Weird Faith Tour’ Setlist

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Madi Diaz’s The Weird Faith Tour is in full swing.

Although the performance run officially kicked off in January, it took a brief break after opening night in West Virginia. Now, the “Don’t Do Me Good” singer is back at it. After serving as an opener for Harry Styles’ Love On Tour in 2022, ticketholders are interested in how her set has changed.

Continue to see what her setlists have looked like so far (according to setlist.fm), as well as her remaining tour dates and the tour poster.

Madi Diaz’s The Weird Faith Tour Setlist

1. “Same Risk”
2. “Everything Almost”
3. “Woman In My Heart”
4. “Don’t Do Me Good”
5. “Get To Know Me”
6. “Girlfriend”
7. “Worst Case Scenario” (unreleased song)
8. “Nervous”
9. “For Months Now”
10. “Obsessive Thoughts”
11. “God Person”
12. “Resentment”
13. “Hurting You”
14. “Kfm”
15. “Kiss The Wall”
16. “Think Of Me”
17. “Crying Public”
18. “New Person, Old Place”
19. “Weird Faith”

Madi Diaz’s The Weird Faith Tour Dates

02/23 — Charlotte, NC @ Neighborhood Theatre *
02/24 — Charlottesville, VA @ Jefferson Theater *
02/27 — Washington, DC @ The Atlantis *
02/28 — Philadelphia, PA @ World Cafe Live
02/29 — Cambridge, MA @ The Sinclair *
03/01 — Brooklyn, NY @ Music Hall of Williamsburg
03/03 — Toronto, ON @ The Danforth Music Hall *
03/05 — Ann Arbor, MI @ The Ark #
03/06 — Chicago, IL @ Lincoln Hall #
03/07 — St. Louis, MO @ Off Broadway #
03/08 — Nashville, TN @ Brooklyn Bowl #
03/16 — Dallas, TX @ The Kessler Theater
03/19 — Denver, CO @ Bluebird Theater %
03/20 — Fort Collins, CO @ Aggie Theatre %
03/22 — Salt Lake City, UT @ The State Room %
03/25 — Vancouver, BC @ Fox Cabaret %
03/26 — Seattle, WA @ Madame Lou’s %
03/27 — Portland, OR @ Doug Fir Lounge %
03/29 — Oakland, CA @ The New Parish %
03/30 — Felton, CA @ Felton Music Hall %
04/02 — San Diego, CA @ Music Box %
04/04 — Los Angeles, CA @ Troubadour %

* with Olivia Barton
# with Jack Van Cleaf
% with Daniel Nunnelee

Madi Diaz’s The Weird Faith Tour Poster

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The Most Interesting Players In The Eastern Conference For The Second Half Of The Season

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The NBA returned from the All-Star break on Thursday night, and on Friday, 20 teams are going to play their first game since the league took its annual midseason break to watch good players shoot threes and dunk. While we can’t say for sure, we can predict with some certainty which 10 teams are making the playoffs or the Play-In Tournament in both conferences, although the races in the East and the West for positioning are as tight as ever.

In the East, the Boston Celtics are probably going to get the 1-seed barring something completely insane, while the Chicago Bulls and the Atlanta Hawks are in a spot to jostle for 9th and 10th down the stretch. And then, basically everything else is up in the air — only 6.5 games separate the Cleveland Cavaliers in second and the Miami Heat in eighth.

With so much still needing to be sorted out, we took a look at which players deserved to be watched more closely than the rest in the race for positioning in the East.

Darius Garland

Here’s a question: Can the Cleveland Cavaliers win the Eastern Conference? As of right now, they’re in second place without much of a chance of getting the 1-seed (they’re seven games behind Boston). They’re also two games up on the Milwaukee Bucks and three games up on the New York Knicks in third and fourth, and they have the best record in the league since the calendar turned to 2024. Their defense is going to be very good as long as Jarrett Allen and Evan Mobley are playing (Isaac Okoro shooting almost 40 percent from three helps immensely, too), while Donovan Mitchell has played at an MVP level and has thrived in a more ball-dominant role.

Still, it’s Garland who might hold the key to the entire thing. He’s a theoretical perfect fit as a guy on a team that embraces ball movement and letting it fly from three, but he’s only shooting 34 percent from behind the arc and Mitchell’s emergence as the lead ball-handler during his time away from the team with a fractured jaw has forced an adjustment period since he came back at the end of January. Garland is talented enough to figure things out and, while this is a small sample size, started to find his jumper in the four games before the All-Star break. The Cavs are already a dangerous team in the playoffs, but if Garland can get into a rhythm, look out.

Damian Lillard

Good luck trying to figure literally anything out about the Bucks. They fired Adrian Griffin with the hopes that Doc Rivers would fix their defense. The good news: They’ve taken a step forward on that end, as the team is 10th in defensive rating since Rivers took over. The bad news: Their offense is horrible, ranking 23rd on that end of the floor in that same period. And amid all of this, the team’s superstar offseason acquisition has been flat-out not good enough on offense. During Rivers’ time as coach, Lillard has played in eight games (including, to be fair, all three of their wins). He’s averaged 21.1 points and 6.4 assists per game while shooting 42.1 percent from the field and 31.7 percent from three. In the 43 games he played before that: 25.3 points, 6.8 assists, 42.3 percent from the field, 34.5 percent from three.

He’s getting to the free throw line a ton and is lights out once he gets there, which has helped, and good things tend to happen when he’s on the floor with at least one of Giannis Antetokounmpo or Khris Middleton. Still, he has to shoulder a big burden on that end of the floor, and any hope the Bucks have of competing for a championship involves him being one of the 10 or so best offensive players in the league. If there is good news, it’s that everyone in Milwaukee seemed to understand that patience was necessary to get things humming, and that was before the coach got fired midseason. They might be the team to watch most closely in the, say, first five games out of the break.

Everyone on the Knicks who is hurt

New York legitimately goes 10 deep, knocked the trade deadline out of the park, and can absolutely bully teams on both ends of the floor when they’re cooking. The problem: The team is insanely injured right now, as three starters (OG Anunoby, Julius Randle, Mitchell Robinson) are all out and have no clear timetable to return — Anunoby hopes to be back before the playoffs start from elbow surgery, Randle might need season-ending shoulder surgery, Robinson’s potential return from ankle surgery is up in the air. New York has managed well without Robinson thanks to Isaiah Hartenstein (whose achilles gave him some issues before the break, but looks to be alright), but his return would certainly be welcomed nonetheless.

They really need to get Anunoby and Randle back, though, and can make a run in the East if those two are playing and firing on all cylinders alongside Jalen Brunson. That’s especially the case if they can get the second or third seed — right now, they’re in fourth (i.e. they’d play Boston in the conference semis), but are three games back of second and one game back of third. Getting healthy and making a push for the 2-seed, thereby giving them homecourt through the first two rounds, would be gigantic.

Joel Embiid

Hey, here’s an easy one. It’s unclear when Embiid will be able to return to the Philadelphia 76ers after injuring his meniscus at the end of January. There’s a very delicate balance Philly has to strike here: Bring Embiid back too early and risk him aggravating the injury. Bring him back too late and risk him not getting into any sort of a rhythm before the postseason rolls around … or risk falling into the Play-In Tournament, as they’re only 1.5 games up on the Orlando Magic for the 7-seed in the East. It’s tough, because if he plays and looks like himself, the Sixers are a championship-caliber team. Of course, “if he looks like himself” has long been the question for Embiid come playoff time, so Philly’s chances of making it out of the East — particularly if they can settle into a spot where they’d avoid Boston until the Conference Finals — are entirely dependent on the guy who looked like he had a chance to cruise to a second-straight MVP through the first 45 or so games of the season coming back and doing just that.

Pascal Siakam

Milwaukee, New York, and Philadelphia all have injuries to star-level players they need to sort through in the coming days and weeks. Indiana, meanwhile, is going into the second half of the year with a healthy Tyrese Haliburton and a healthy Pascal Siakam. We know how good Haliburton is as he’s made a leap into being one of the best players in the league, while Siakam has generally hit the ground running since his trade from Toronto, a snug fit on a team that was crying out for a player who could impact the game on both ends of the floor like him. When those two are on the floor together, the Pacers are scoring a ridiculous 124.2 points per 100 possessions and boast an effective field goal percentage of 62 percent, which is insane. The usual disclaimer applies, though: Indiana has to be able to get stops. Siakam making his impact felt on that end would be huge, and since acquiring him, the Pacers are 20th in the league in defensive rating. They’re allowing 2.1 fewer points per 100 possessions since Siakam came on board, which is a step in the right direction, even if their offense isn’t quite as lethal as it was. Still, as long as Haliburton plays, we’re confident the offense will be fine.

Terry Rozier

Miami’s offense has been in the mud all season, and the idea behind giving up one of their ultra-valuable future first-round picks was that Rozier would be able to provide a shot in the arm. That just did not happen prior to the knee injury that is keeping him out week-to-week — in 299 minutes over 10 games before he went down, the Heat were scoring 6.2 points worse per 100 possession when Rozier was out there. No one has ever felt good about writing off Miami, and I’m certainly not doing that here, but having another option on offense — whether it’s as a scorer, shooter, or playmaker — would make life considerably easier on Jimmy Butler, Tyler Herro, and Bam Adebayo heading into April. Worth noting: Miami has the third-easiest schedule in the league down the stretch, with nine of their final 27 games coming against the Pistons, Wizards, Blazers, and Raptors.