Jason Kelce made the trip to Buffalo over the weekend to watch his younger brother, Travis, compete for a spot in the AFC Championship Game. Travis and the Chiefs managed to take care of business — they beat the Bills, 27-24, to earn a matchup with the Baltimore Ravens — while Jason put on a show in the stands.
Kansas City’s first touchdown of the game came with about three and a half minutes left in the second quarter, when Patrick Mahomes found his trusty tight end and he strolled into the end zone. While Travis and the Chiefs celebrated on the field, Jason (who did not have a shirt on at this point despite it being January in Buffalo) screamed, then jumped into the stands and chugged a beer with some fans. Unsurprisingly, this came up on the latest edition of the New Heights podcast, where Jason added a fun detail: This was the first time that he and his wife, Kylie, were meeting Travis’ girlfriend, Taylor Swift.
Jason Kelce only knows one way to make an impression
Much has been made about the relationship between the singer and the Chiefs’ tight end that goes back a few months, but I suppose it makes sense that she hadn’t gotten the chance to meet his older brother until after Jason and the Philadelphia Eagles were eliminated from the playoffs. Anyway, I hope everyone had a great time.
The Daily Show has done the almost impossible, securing Jon Stewart for a (limited) return engagement after the comic left the show in 2015 following a legendary run that transformed late night, comedy, and Washington DC in ways large and small. Who could have seen this coming? What does it all mean?
Well, we’re gonna take a slight bow here and say that we envisioned the surprising scenario playing out in October when Stewart’s run with Apple TV+ and The Problem With… blew up, reportedly over efforts to stifle Stewart and the show’s reporting. At the time, we didn’t think a long-term reunion made sense for myriad reasons, but a short-term reunion did, giving Stewart a powerful platform against the backdrop of an amazing comeback hero narrative while also alleviating Comedy Central’s commitment issues over picking a Trevor Noah replacement. At least for now. So, here we are, Comedy Papa has returned with presents under his arm, but what does it all mean?
Here are a few flash observations on Stewart’s return and what it means for the show, the late night comedy landscape, and perhaps even the 2024 Presidential Election.
Stewart Is Coming Back “Through The 2024 Election”
While the actual election takes place on November 5th, there’s no way this is going to all neatly wrap up in November. So when THR reports that Stewart is coming back through the election, I assume that means the election, the weeks of legal challenges, the vote certification, any attempted insurrections, and whatever ensuing trials follow. Not trying to be glib: short of Biden beating Trump in an undeniably massive electoral drubbing or the latter being bound in a jail cell, this shitshow is gonna run long, and if Stewart is signing up to hold our hand through the worst of it, he better plan on being tied up through January, at least.
Stewart’s Coming Back… On Mondays Only
The one-day-a-week thing makes sense with Stewart coming off of that schedule with The Problem With I do wonder if this means that the Monday shows will be somewhat different than the Tuesday-Thursday shows that will be hosted by the correspondents. As in, will we see that show’s vibe repeated with more longform angles and deeper dives? Time will tell on that, but I also don’t know that I buy the idea that Stewart’s part-time status will hold for long, especially as we get closer to the election. If there are actual debates, is Jon Stewart going to sit on the sidelines while someone else runs point on the episodes that follow? I’m not saying he’s hosting every night as we get closer to the election, but I think there’s a good chance this becomes much more than a one-day-a-week gig for him. Especially since he’s not coming back purely as a hired gun, but as an executive producer as well.
It Was Time
The Daily Show for sure benefited from the rotating lineup of guest hosts, but it was well past time for the show to switch gears and move toward the next stage of this thing. When I spoke with now-former Daily Show correspondent Roy Wood Jr. just after he had done his guest host spot, he was talking about the need for the show to have someone in that chair on a consistent basis.
“I’m team host. (Laughs) I get why doing the guest host thing could be cheaper in perpetuity, and could be better ratings in perpetuity, but sooner or later, you’re going to catch the wrong host during the wrong tragedy. And it’s going to be weird.”
There is no way the show could have continued on through the election like this and maintained legitimacy. Credit to showrunner Jennifer Flanz and the entire team for making the show work during the guest host Olympics. There were some definite high moments: Wood Jr’s week, Jordan Klepper’s week, Leslie Jones and Desus Nice did great work and had fun with it. But there were other weeks that fell flat (Al Franken’s week, Charlamagne Tha God’s week) and which seemed over-influenced by the whims of that week’s host instead of operating from a central ethos, sort of like SNL. Again, the producer thing comes up. Stewart is hosting on Mondays, but that EP title might indicate his presence as the provider of that central ethos, or at least someone who will have a seat at the table. This is a good thing.
This Is Great For The Correspondents
The headline is that Stewart is coming back, but correspondents like Dulce Sloan, Klepper, Desi Lydic, Michael Kosta, and Ronny Chieng are going to get a lot of face time leading the show and it’s going to be great for the show and those specific talents. With that, I’d be a little stunned if, when Stewart walks away again, they don’t quickly anoint someone from those ranks to takeover, eschewing yet another guest host derby. On the other hand…
A Year Is A Long Time
It’s hard to forecast out what happens to The Daily Show post Jon part deux. So much can and will happen in a year, but its interesting to think about this as a reset. Is that enough time for the air to clear over Hasan Minhaj’s, what are we calling that, #ExaggerateGate? Certainly, there are more dimensions to that story now than there were when it broke. It would not be surprising if, between then and now, Minhaj releases a new comedy special that shifts the narrative. It would also not be surprising if Roy Wood Jr. makes his way back to the show as a viable host option. I wasn’t shy about proclaiming that it was time for Roy to get the gig (like a week before he stepped away from his role on the show) and every bit of that case still stands… assuming he’d still want it.
Is Jon Stewart Going To Save Democracy?
The short answer is no. No comedian could. No journalist could. No hybrid of those two roles will. When we spoke with Wood Jr. and Klepper a couple of weeks ago, Roy mentioned a great Mike Birbiglia line about people needing to accept the premise for a joke to work. As he pointed out, this country is extremely divided. With that you’re not going to easily change hearts and minds with facts or by exposing and highlighting hypocrisy. 2024 isn’t 2004. We’re inundated by information, confused as to the sourcing and which sources to even believe. We’re tired. We’re wired. And we’re increasingly dug in, our political views woven tightly into our personalities and our emotions.
Maybe you galvanize some people with powerful messaging and stories (No one is better, in the political comedy space than Stewart when it comes to distilling the news and serving back an easy-to-digest message equal parts funny and thought-provoking), switching on their willingness to vote and give a damn. Maybe. But there is no way a comedy news story alters this election significantly (with the possible exception of something getting under Trump’s papyrus-like skin and causing him to spiral). There are limits to Stewart’s power, which is something I think some people lost sight of his first time around.
Okay, Will It Be A Success?
I think the show will be good — the talent (not just Stewart and not just on screen) is too big for it not to be, the experience too vast to not be a factor. Will the show be relevant? That’s a different question. This is the biggest surprise in late night since Leno came back to take the Tonight Show from Conan. People (well, TV critics) are going to be talking about this and it’s going to get people curious to see what this version of the show looks like. But eventually, that interest will fade and it will be about creating moments that can somehow pull people in.
Stewart is going to need to eviscerate a few hollow politicians verbally, he’s gonna have to go bigger than ever when it comes to his messaging and the show’s ambitions when it comes to field pieces. Again, 2024 isn’t 2004. There are so many places where people get their information, so many places where it gets distilled and satirized. Stewart and company will do it best, but will they do it biggest and quickest? It matters, and so time will tell if they’re able to make this huge bet pay off as something more than a nice bit of early aughts nostalgia that makes people feel better than they probably should.
When we become adults with or without children we often realize that there were some things that get left out when our parents were teaching us how to adult. Sometimes it’s because our parents were never taught while other times it’s because they didn’t get around to it. Either way adults end up calling their parents, looking it up or stumbling across it by accident while scrolling social media.
One mom, Cara, who runs the Instagram account Chaos with Cara, did just that and she took to her own social media page to share her discovery so others wouldn’t struggle. Cara experienced what many people experience when using spices from a bottle over a hot stove–the clog. All the spices settle at the top and clog the holes so nothing comes out. A lot of folks just shake harder or turn the bottle back to its bottom and try again experiencing the frustrating clog once more.
Cara learned via scrolling on TikTok that if you take that clogged bottle and just twist the plastic piece on top, the spices evenly come out of the holes. No vigorous shaking needed, just a quick twist and you’ve got seasoned food. People in the comments were equally impressed with this new discovery.
“I consider myself an intelligent, educated, corporate professional. Not in any of my 40+ years on this planet did this occur to me for a single second. FML,” one person writes.
“You mean to tell me we been shaking like that for years hurting our arms and we could have doing that. MIND BLOWN,” another person says.
“Are you kidding me?!!!!! And I’m literally seeing this seconds after I just seasoned my chicken the old way thanks for sharing! Had no clue,” someone else questions.
“So that’s why it’s always so twisty, I just thought it was cheap packaging,” one person admits.
Turns out it’s not cheap packaging at all, just smart packaging, though a couple commenters warned that when they first tried this trick they ended up with a pot full of oregano. So twist carefully.
A recent study by the National Center for Education Statistics found that 87% of public schools say the COVID-19 pandemic has negatively impacted students’ socio-emotional development. Respondents have also said there has been a significant increase in student misconduct.
However, a teacher with 24 years of experience in the U.S. and abroad believes we are misplacing blame for this rise in misconduct. In a viral TikTok video with over 480,000 views, Lisa Conselatore claims that the big problem isn’t the pandemic but modern parenting.
“The problem is cultural,” Conselatore says. “We have raised children to think that they are absolutely the most important person in any room. They are so special that whatever they want to do, or whatever they think, or whatever they say is the most important thing in that moment.”
“I know your children are special to you. I know that my children are special to me,” she continues. “But none of them are the most special person ever in the room at any time. They’re not. Nobody is because we live in a society and we all have to get along and we all have to respect one another and part of respecting one another is recognizing when you have a contribution to make and when you need to sit there and open your ears. … We don’t have that down. We’ve missed it.”
In the video, Conselatore lays some pretty big blame on America’s parents, but she also offers some simple solutions to improve the situation.
“Teach them when to listen, taking a turn to speak. Speak when it’s appropriate. When you have something to say and. It’s your turn,” she says. “Let’s reevaluate our family cultures, our community cultures, and our larger society cultures. Because of this is not working, not working.”
With the 2024 edition of Dreamville Festival only a couple of months away, fans interested in checking out the J. Cole-fronted North Carolina festival might be wondering whether they still have time to grab their tickets before the lineup is announced and the feeding frenzy inevitably begins.
In some good news for those fans, it doesn’t look like the tickets have sold out just yet. The Dreamville ticketing site still has 2-Day General Admission passes available at $299 (or $309 with a 3D Collectible Credential and custom Dreamville Festival lanyard to go with the wristband). Meanwhile, you can still join a waitlist for the higher-end passes, including GA+, JV VIP, Varsity VIP, and MVP VIP.
When Is Dreamville Festival 2024?
Dreamville Festival will take place on Saturday, April 6, and Sunday, April 7.
Where Is Dreamville Festival 2024?
This year, the festival will be held at Dorothea Dix Park in Downtown Raleigh, North Carolina.
Who Is Headlining Dreamville Festival 2024?
So far, the only confirmed headliner is Nicki Minaj, who revealed her participation as part of her Pink Friday 2 tour launching in March.
When Will The Lineup For Dreamville Festival 2024 Come Out?
In 2023, Dreamville released the lineup in February, so it stands to reason that this year’s lineup will also drop around the same time.
Netflix is your sweetheart. You don’t need to worry about heading out to a crowded restaurant on a made-up holiday, so that you and your beloved can sit there for an outrageous amount of time past your reservation simply to be seated. Oh, did you want to order food, too? Get in line. Or simply order a pizza at home and turn on Netflix. It will be a perfect February 14.
This month, Netflix has plenty arriving in their back library, including Britney Spears’ Crossroads, Michelle Yeoh in Everything Everywhere All At Once, and Jake Gyllenhaal in the ring for Southpaw. Additionally, a new season of Love Is Blind will arrive, and oh yes, the new live-action incarnation of Avatar: The Last Airbender is here, too. That should be enough to get you started, and there’s much more below.
Here’s everything coming to (and leaving) Netflix in February.
Avatar: The Last Airbender (Netflix series streaming 2/22)
Yes, there’s been a live-action adaptation of this IP already. And yes, people overwhelmingly prefer the Nickelodeon animated series, but here is another reimagining that will hopefully make everyone forget about that M. Night Shyamalan project. The setup will be familiar, of course. The story takes place in a world where the four nations (represented by the elements of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air) no longer live in harmony. Fire Nation destroyed the Air Nomads, and one young Air Nomad (Aang) must now ascend to his rightful ruling position and restore peace between the elements and realms. The Fire Nation is very angry, however, so watch out, Aang and friends.
The Tourist: Season 2 (BBC One/Stan series streaming 2/29)
Netflix picked up this title (in the U.S.) after Max streamed the first season (arriving on Netflix as of 2/1). This season, Elliot/”The Man” will travel to Ireland from the unwelcoming Australian Outback after discovering why bad dudes are trying to kill him in violent ways. As it turns out, Elliot was a bad dude, too, but can he make any headway with digging into his past on the Emerald Isle? First, he’ll be drawn into a family feud.
Taylor Tomlinson: Have It All (Netflix comedy special streaming 2/13)
The only current late-night lady host is back with her third Netflix special. The above trailer actually comes from her Quarter-Life Crisis special (with Look At You coming next) and is a great starting point for her self-deprecating, entirely blunt brand of comedy. This time around, Tomlinson discusses anxiety, dream jobs, dream partners, and living the dream. Alright, I invented the final detail, but hopefully, that’s what she’s doing.
American Conspiracy: The Octopus Murders (Netflix documentary streaming 2/28)
No trailer exists yet, but look at this doc’s synopsis!
When journalist Danny Casolaro was found dead in a hotel bathtub, police ruled it a suicide. But his family and colleagues believe he may have been murdered for investigating a conspiracy he called “The Octopus” – a hidden organization connected to stolen government spy software, a string of unsolved murders, and some of the biggest political scandals of the 20th century.
Stream it now, already.
Avail. TBA Detective Forst
The Indrani Mukerjea Story: Buried Truth
Avail. 2/1 American Assassin
Anaconda
Enough
Fury
The Great Gatsby (2013) How to Train Your Dragon 2
It (2017) Magic Mike’s Last Dance
Moneyball
The Other Boleyn Girl
Pacific Rim
Resident Evil
Resident Evil: Retribution
S.W.A.T.: Under Siege
Shot Caller
Something’s Gotta Give
Tom and Jerry (2021) X
Young Sheldon: Season 6
Avail. 2/2 Let’s Talk About CHU
Orion and the Dark
Plus One
Avail. 2/3
Ready Player One
Avail. 2/5
30 for 30: Four Falls of Buffalo
30 for 30: Nature Boy
Dee & Friends in Oz
Monk: Seasons 1-8
My Wife and Kids: Seasons 1-5
The Re-Education of Molly Singer
Avail. 2/7
Love Never Lies Poland: Season 2 Part 2
Luz: The Light of the Heart
Raël: The Alien Prophet
Avail. 2/8
One Day
Avail. 2/9
A Killer Paradox
Alpha Males: Season 2
Ashes
Bhakshak
Lover, Stalker, Killer
Avail. 2/10
Horrible Bosses 2
Avail. 2/11
The Blacklist: Season 10
Avail. 2/13
Kill Me If You Dare
Sunderland ‘Til I Die: Season 3
Taylor Tomlinson: Have It All
Avail. 2/14
A Soweto Love Story
Good Morning, Verônica: Season 3
The Heartbreak Agency
Love Is Blind: Season 6
Players
Avail. 2/15
AlRawabi School for Girls: Season 2
The Catcher Was a Spy
Crossroads
House of Ninjas
Little Nicholas: Life of a Scoundrel
Ready, Set, Love
The Vince Staples Show
Avail. 2/16
The Abyss
Comedy Chaos
Einstein and the Bomb
Warrior: Seasons 1-3
Avail. 2/19
Little Angel: Volume 4
Rhythm + Flow Italy
Avail. 2/20
Mike Epps: Ready to Sell Out
Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken
Avail. 2/21
Can I Tell You A Secret?
Avail. 2/22
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Southpaw
Avail. 2/23
Everything Everywhere All at Once
Formula 1: Drive to Survive: Season 6
Through My Window: Looking at You
Avail. 2/24
The 30th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards
Marcel the Shell with Shoes On
The Real World: Season 9
Avail. 2/28
American Conspiracy: The Octopus Murders
The Mire: Millennium
Code 8 Part II
Avail. 2/29
A Round of Applause
The Tourist: Season 2
And it’s your last chance to stream these titles:
Leaving 2/7 MTV Floribama Shore: Season 1
Leaving 2/9 Prisoners
Leaving 2/10 Father Stu
Goosebumps
Leaving 2/14 Chicken Run
Prometheus
Real Steel
Leaving 2/19 Operation Finale
Leaving 2/23 Married at First Sight: Season 12 The Real World: Season 12
Leaving 2/26 19-2: Seasons 1-3 Million Pound Menu: Seasons 1-2 Unsolved: Tupac & Biggie
Leaving 2/27 American Pickers: Season 15
Leaving 2/28 Babylon Berlin: Seasons 1-3 Morbius
Snowpiercer
The Last Black Man in San Francisco
Leaving 2/29 The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl
Don’t Worry Darling
Dredd
Dune
Good Boys
Legends of the Fall
Lone Survivor
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
R.I.P.D.
She’s All That
She’s the Man
Stand by Me
On Tuesday night, Abbott Elementary actress Lisa Ann Walter became the latest winner of Celebrity Jeopardy! Congrats! Unfortunately, the win wasn’t a surprise for everyone: As per Entertainment Weekly, ABC accidentally revealed Walter’s win before the final bout aired. And Jeopardy! heads, who can be a fairly prickly bunch, were livid.
@CelebJeopardy not cool. Right at the beginning of the final there was a commercial scroll saying that champion Lisa Ann would be on Kimmel. Not cool.
The spoiler came towards the beginning of the episode’s broadcast, via a promo for Jimmy Kimmel Tonight! (another ABC show whose title ends with an exclamation point). The ad promised that Walter would be one of the show’s guests. Some Jeopardy! heads put two and two together and surmised that, since she was doing the late-night rounds as a Celebrity Jeopardy! contestant that she probably won. And that’s just what happened.
Maybe it really is just a coincidence, but it feels pretty shitty of ABC to promote that one of the contestants in Celebrity Jeopardy championship is going to be on Kimmel later that night. Definitely felt like a spoiler when I saw that.
@ABCNetwork Thanks for the spoiler on the Celebrity Jeopardy winner with the in-show pop up ad for Jimmy Kimmel’s guest Lisa Ann Walter 20 seconds into the tournament final.
In happier news, the show recently got some love from one of its more famous regular viewers: Emma Stone revealed that she would love to go on the show, but not as one of its “celebrity” guests. She wants to do it the hard way, just like everyone else, saying, “I want to earn my stripes.” Good for her (and good for Walter).
Griseldafollows the drug-dealing exploits of Griselda Blanco, a Columbian kingpin who earned the nickname the “Cocaine Godmother” after she built an $80 million a month criminal empire in the 70s and 80s. The show is produced by the minds behind Narcos and Narco: Mexico, and while it’s not a direct crossover, it has been described as a “cousin” to both series. Vergara spent years trying to get Blanco’s story made and she looks to have transformed herself to play the murderous drug queen in what will be her first major dramatic role. But when exactly can fans expect to see it in their Netflix queues? Pretty soon.
Griselda is set to stream on the platform on Jan. 25th. All of the show’s six, hour-long episodes will drop on Netflix that day, likely around 11 a.m. ET. The series shows Blanco’s rise to power in Miami’s criminal underworld, her struggle to keep her family safe, and her violent methods of keeping control over her billion-dollar smuggling operation. Vergara, who is known for her more comedic roles, appeared unrecognizable in the show’s trailer, sporting major prosthetics to morph into the callous, calculating tyrant, shocking fans with her new look and effectively setting the tone for what this series will be.
Griselda Blanco is no Gloria Pritchett, people. You’ve been warned.
Reacher and his team are at a crime scene. It is very mysterious. The bad guys have kidnapped someone important and left no clues behind. Or so it seems…
GUY WITH COOL HAIR: I dunno, Reacher.
ATTRACTIVE LADY COP: They cleaned up the scene pretty well. Almost… too well.
REACHER: Look closely.
GUY WITH COOL HAIR: At what?
NEAGLEY: [holding a rocket launcher for some reason] I’ve got the perimeter covered.
REACHER: [crouches, the fabric of his jeans screaming for its life as his massive thighs stretch it beyond what any manufacturer could have anticipated] Look at this french fry.
ATTRACTIVE LADY COP: What about it?
REACHER: [holding up single french fry] The crinkle cut… the heavy dusting of Old Bay seasoning… this is a crab fry from Chickie’s and Pete’s restaurant. By the looks of it I’d say it was fried about 36 hours ago.
GUY WITH COOL HAIR: What does that mean?
REACHER: We’re going to Philadelphia.
AMAZON
The Big Bad Guy is in his headquarters. He is very mad. He is holding a glass of dark liquor at 11am. Twenty men with machine guns are standing around him.
BAD GUY: He’s one man.
GOON: He’s big.
BAD GUY: I don’t care how big he is. We need to do crimes. We need to do this deal.
OTHER GOON: I will murder him.
BAD GUY: Good.
THIRD GOON: I will murder him, too.
BAD GUY: I need this deal to go through.
GOON WITH A NECK TATTOO: I will also murder him.
BAD GUY: Millions of dollars are at stake here. I need to do crimes. Go get him.
Amazon
Reacher and his team are in Philadelphia for their investigation. They are at the Liberty Bell in broad daylight but somehow no civilians are around. The goons roll up to them ready for a fight.
LEAD GOON: [is 5’8] You’re in big trouble now, chump.
SECONDARY GOON: [is 5’6, has a chain] I am going to murder you.
GOON WITH A NECK TATTOO: [has a machine gun he doesn’t fire when Reacher is vulnerable] It’s the end of the line, pal.
REACHER: Okay.
[Reacher murders all of them through a series of elbow strikes and headbutts that make cracking and squishing sounds in a way that implies their insides have liquified. The Goon With A Neck Tattoo waits until Reacher is safely positioned behind the Liberty Bell before firing 150 bullets that strike nothing. Reacher then picks up the Liberty Bell and throws it over the goon’s head and kabongs it with the other goon’s chain so hard the goon just dies]
GUY WITH COOL HAIR: Nice work, boss.
ATTRACTIVE LADY COP: [makes sex eyes at Reacher]
NEAGLEY: [still holding rocket launcher]
[head goon’s phone rings, Reacher pulls it off his lifeless corpse and answers it]
BAD GUY: Is it done?
REACHER: No. But you’re about to be.
BAD GUY: Who is this? Where are my guys?
REACHER: Let’s just say they got their… bells rung.
AMAZON
A local cop who plays by the rules is mad at Reacher for his loose cannon shenanigans.
COP: Dammit Reacher, you murdered five goons at the Liberty Bell in broad daylight.
REACHER: Yes.
COP: We have laws! You can just kill everyone, dammit!
REACHER: I’m Reacher.
COP: [begrudgingly] Dammit, I don’t approve of your methods but… goddammit… I respect you. Just promise me you won’t murder anyone else, okay?
REACHER: No.
COP: Dammit.
AMAZON
Reacher and his team storm a facility where the Bad Guy is hiding weapons and/or counterfeit money and/or evidence that will reveal a much larger conspiracy. Reacher is wearing a mask even though he is the largest human being alive and can be recognized from space.
ATTRACTIVE LADY COP: [in ball gown for some reason] We need a warrant to get in there.
NEAGLEY: [on walkie-talkie from bushes] I think we can figure out a way.
REACHER: I’m Reacher.
[Reacher headbutts three security guards — heights ranging from 5’4-5’7 — and then picks up their golf cart and heaves it through the front entrance]
GUY WITH COOL HAIR: Classic Reacher.
[five black SUVs filled with goons show up, one has an actual pirate cannon mounted to the roof]
REACHER: You go in and get the evidence. I’ll hold them off.
ATTRACTIVE LADY COP: Are you sure?
GUY WITH COOL HAIR: There’s like 40 of them.
NEAGLEY: [in bushes with sniper rifle] I’ll cover you.
REACHER: I’m Reacher.
Quick flashback scene. Reacher is a teenager. His mom is in the hospital.
MOM: You’re a good boy, Reacher.
REACHER: [says nothing]
MOM: You know right from wrong.
REACHER: [continues saying nothing]
MOM: Just make me one promise before I die at an undetermined age after this brief hospital stay…
REACHER: What’s that?
MOM: Please don’t spend your whole life murdering goons.
REACHER: [eyes narrow]
AMAZON
Back to present day. Reacher has murdered all the goons at the facility. One of them is hanging from the flagpole by his neck. The team comes out and sees the carnage.
GUY WITH COOL HAIR: Wow. Someone was busy.
ATTRACTIVE LADY COP: [ball gown torn to mid-thigh] We got the evidence. They’ve been doing crimes.
NEAGLEY: We better get outta here.
[cell phone rings from a goon’s mangled vest, Reacher pulls it out along with a candy bar that was apparently in there too]
BAD GUY: Is it done?
REACHER: [bites into candy bar] I am going to murder you.
BAD GUY: I don’t think you know who you’re messing with, son.
REACHER: A dead man.
BAD GUY: We’ll see about that.
COP: [screeches up to the facility in like a 1997 Ford Taurus and sees $25 million in property damage and dozens of dead goons] Dammit!
AMAZON
Reacher is in his crappy motel room. The Attractive Lady Cop knocks on his door and comes in. She is holding two bottles of beer. Reacher has his shirt off. His shoulders look like if a regular-sized person was smuggling bowling balls.
The 2024 BRIT Awards are only a little over a month away, and today, the nominees were announced, with one making history.
RAYE was nominated for seven awards, making her the most-nominated artist in a single year since 1977 — the year the BRITs were founded.
She is up for artist of the year, best new artist, pop act, R&B act, album of the year for her debut 21st Century Blues, and two songs of the year: “Escapism” with 070 Shake, and “Prada” with with cassö and D-Block Europe.
Billie Eilish — “What Was I Made For?”
David Kushner — “Daylight”
Doja Cat — “Paint the Town Red”
Jazzy — “Giving Me”
Libianca — “People”
Meghan Trainor — “Made You Look”
Miley Cyrus — “Flowers”
Noah Kahan — “Stick Season”
Oliver Tree & Robin Schulz — “Miss You”
Olivia Rodrigo — “Vampire,”
Peggy Gou — “(It Goes Like) Nanana”
Rema — “Calm Down”
SZA — “Kill Bill”
Tate McRae — “Greedy”
Tyla — “Water”
Alternative/Rock Act
Blur
Bring Me The Horizon
The Rolling Stones
Young Fathers
Yussef Dayes
Hip-Hop/Grime/Rap Act
CASISDEAD
Central Cee
Dave
J Hus
Little Simz
Dance Act
Barry Can’t Swim
Becky Hill
Calvin Harris
Fred again..
Romy
Pop Act
Calvin Harris
Charli XCX
Dua Lipa
Olivia Dean
RAYE
R&B Act
Cleo Sol
Jorja Smith
Mahalia
RAYE
SAULT
Some artists covered here are Warner Music artists. Uproxx is an independent subsidiary of Warner Music Group.
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Any cookies that may not be particularly necessary for the website to function and is used specifically to collect user personal data via analytics, ads, other embedded contents are termed as non-necessary cookies. It is mandatory to procure user consent prior to running these cookies on your website.
