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Is Lil Uzi Vert Performing At Rolling Loud California 2024?

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Rolling Loud is kicking off 2024 with a bang. Today (November 14), the festival conglomerate announced their line-up for Rolling Loud California 2024, which will take place over the course of three days at the Hollywood Park Grounds in Inglewood next March.

The line-up for Rolling Loud California boasts some heavy hitters, with Nicki Minaj, Post Malone, and Lil Uzi Vert billed as headliners. However, there has been a bit of confusion regarding the talent.

Is Lil Uzi Vert performing at Rolling Loud California 2024?

According to the official flyer, Lil Uzi Vert is set to perform on Sunday, March 17, closing out the festival. However, earlier today, Uzi took to their Instagram stories to express confusion over the Rolling Loud California 2024 announcement.

They shared a picture of the Rolling Loud announcement, with text over it reading “I never said I was doing rolling loud don’t understand why my name is on here.”

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At the time of writing, there has been no announcement from Rolling Loud or Uzi regarding Uzi’s removable from the line-up. So, fans can look forward to seeing Lil Uzi Vert perform at Rolling Loud California next March (for now, anyway).

Lil Uzi Vert is a Warner Music artist. Uproxx is an independent subsidiary of Warner Music Group.

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The Lakers, 76ers, And Heat Are Expected To Have Interest In A Zach LaVine Trade

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It only took a few weeks of the 2023-24 season for our first major trade rumor to emerge, as the scuffling 4-7 Chicago Bulls are apparently willing to discuss trades for Zach LaVine, who has perpetually been in trade rumors the past few years. This time it sounds like both LaVine and the Bulls are more open to actually finding him a new home, but the question remains whether the right package for the former All-Star guard exists.

Figuring out LaVine’s value is difficult, as he’s in the second year of a 5-year, $215 million deal and is putting up the worst production of his Bulls tenure in the first 11 games of the season. Even so, the Bulls will be looking for star return while other teams will surely be trying to knock down the price by highlighting his annual price tag. There are a number of teams that should at least make a call about LaVine, but many of the ones that make the most basketball sense aren’t exactly the most glamorous destinations.

However, basketball sense or not, there are some usual suspects that are emerging publicly as the potential destinations for LaVine, as Shams Charania reported the Lakers, Sixers, and Heat are expected to explore the possibility of adding the star guard.

We all know what the Heat have to offer, as all of the pieces that got tossed around in potential Damian Lillard deals would have to be in play for LaVine to make the money work, headlined by Tyler Herro. The Lakers would almost assuredly need to wait until January to make a move, when they’re able to send out players they re-signed this summer, but they could exhaust their backcourt resources and send a combination of D’Angelo Russell, Austin Reaves, and Gabe Vincent out to bring LaVine in. Whether it’s a good move to consolidate their talent once again into a star trio rather than having a bit more roster balance is a different question, but they could make it happen. The Sixers have Tobias Harris at their disposal to make a move, but the emergence of Tyrese Maxey has to give them a bit of pause about adding another guard who likes to have the ball in his hands. On top of the concerns of stifling Maxey’s superstar leap, he and LaVine as your starting backcourt would bring some significant defensive concerns as well.

It’s not a surprise to hear those three teams mentioned as the first interested parties, but I do wonder how serious they are as potential landing spots and how much this is LaVine’s side floating the best teams possible.

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Do You Have To Watch ‘Power’ To Understand ‘Power Book III: Raising Kanan?’

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In a little over two weeks, Power Book III: Raising Kanan will make its return to STARZ for its third season. The series follows Kanan Stark in the 1990s and his early experiences in the drug game surrounded by his family and friends. Kanan Stark is a character originally played by 50 Cent in the original Power series who is also responsible for introducing James “Ghost” St. Patrick and Tommy Egan into the drug game. With that being said, does this connection mean that you have to watch the original Power series before Power Book III: Raising Kanan?

Do You Have To Watch Power To Understand Power Book III: Raising Kanan?

Not necessarily. Power Book III: Raising Kanan is the prequel to the original Power series, so it isn’t necessary to know the characters or the plot in the spin-off. Plus, after two seasons, we’ve yet to be introduced to the early moments of characters like Ghost and Tommy Egan in the drug game. Truthfully, that may not come for some time. Though, in an interview with Uproxx after season two, Power Book III: Raising Kanan showrunner Sascha Penn spoke about the eventual inclusion of Power characters in Power Book III: Raising Kanan.

“This is 1992 South Jamaica, Queens,” he said. “This isn’t Truth, this isn’t Ghost, this isn’t Tommy. We gotta get you invested in these characters and this world because if you’re not invested in them, you won’t give a sh*t what we do to them, you won’t care — and by the way, as a writer, neither would I.” He added, “We’re taking the time to develop these characters and get our audience, not just invested, but also sort of seeing themselves in the characters.”

Watching the original Power series would help you understand Kanan Stark’s importance to the Power Universe and why an entire spin-off was built around his story. As helpful as that is to know, it’s not completely necessary to understand Power Book III: Raising Kanan.

‘Power Book III: Raising Kanan’ will return to STARZ for season three on December 1.

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Opt Outside During Your Thanksgiving Holiday Break At These National Parks

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Thanksgiving is around the corner. A beloved holiday for eating your weight in turkey, drinking several glasses of wine or espresso martinis per night, and maybe doing some online shopping while relaxing in a recliner watching some football. And don’t get us wrong, there’s nothing wrong with the sometimes gluttonous holiday and the activities it inspires.

But… it’s also an excellent opportunity to use your time off for something slightly more active. A chance to get outdoors while everyone else is in stasis.

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I love spending part of my holiday breaks exploring National and State parks. I often take part in the #OptOutside movement, which was started in 2015 by retailer REI in response to consumerism on Black Friday. The outdoor retailer was one of the first stores to close on Thanksgiving and Black Friday, giving its employees time to spend exploring.

If you choose to use some of your downtime during the holiday break seeing some of the United States brilliant, beautiful National Parks, here are the ones I recommend:

Death Valley – California

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Death Valley National Park is one of the rare parks that is not advisable to visit during the busy summer tourist season, with temperatures that can reach over 110 degrees all summer long. Late fall, winter, and early spring are the best bet. With temperatures that will still feel balmy compared to many visitors traveling from cooler climates, it is a great time to enjoy the park without the genuine danger of overheating.

What To Do:

Death Valley experienced historic flooding in August of 2023, damaging many roads in the park – some of which are still closed. Luckily, the open roads will give you more than enough to do in this park. Cruise Artists Drive and Dantes View Road before stopping at Mesquite Flat Sand Dunes, Mosaic Canyon Trail, and Zabriskie Point. Badwater Basin (home to the lowest point in North America) is also accessible.

November Weather: Average high of 77°, low of 48° with approximately 0 days of rain.

Joshua Tree – California

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California’s iconic Joshua Tree National Park, where the Mojave and Colorado desserts come together, is another park that can be downright brutal to visit during the summer months and shines in the fall. With much more mild and comfortable temperatures during the day (but cool at night – it is a desert, after all), the park is very pleasant come Thanksgiving.

What To Do:

Reserve a camp spot to sleep under the stars in the park before waking up to hike Ryan Mountain or the short and beautiful Hidden Valley Trail. Visit Skull Rock before enjoying the sunset at the surreal Cholla Cactus Garden.

November Weather: Average high of 69°, low of 43° with approximately one day of rain.

Grand Canyon – Arizona

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The Grand Canyon is a bucket list destination for many people in and outside the United States. As one of the most popular parks in the system, it is generally always packed with people, but shoulder seasons offer a respite. Temperatures will be lower during a November visit than other parks on this list. Still, the opportunity for fewer crowds before winter arrives (and closing some areas of the park) makes this an ideal time for visitors who’d like peace while witnessing the breathtaking canyon.

What To Do:

Honestly, just walking up to the rim of the Grand Canyon and staring for a while is one of the most incredible experiences you will have. But if you want to move around a bit, walk the Rim Trail or down into the canyon via Bright Angel Trail. Take a trip on the Grand Canyon Railway or hop on a mule for a guided trip – they’re offered year-round at the South Rim.

November Weather: Average high of 52°, low of 24° with approximately three days of rain.

White Sands – New Mexico

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As one of the “newest” National Parks (in official designation, at least), White Sands is still slightly underrated, in my opinion. Located in far south New Mexico, it is off-the-beaten-path in more ways than one. The pristine and otherworldly landscape is unlike anything else I’ve seen in the United States. November is a great time to visit, with even fewer crowds than usual and comfortable daytime temperatures.

What To Do:

Drive or bike on Dunes Drive before sledding down the dunes (allowed in the Loop Portion). Take plenty of photos as you hike the Playa Trail, Interdune Boardwalk, or the mesmerizing Alkali Flat Trail.

November Weather: Average high of 66°, low of 29° with approximately one day of rain.

Great Smoky Mountains – Tennessee

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Many people are surprised to find that not only is Great Smoky Mountains National Park in Tennessee the most visited National Park in the system – but that it takes the crown by a longshot. With over 14 million visits in 2021, the park is extremely popular at nearly all times of year. That said, late November is something of a quiet period as the summer crowds are gone, and the leaf-peepers have come and gone – but it likely isn’t snowing yet.

What To Do:

Take advantage of the lessened crowds and visit the park’s heavy tourist hot spots like Clingmans Dome and Cades Cove before hiking Alum Cave and Rainbow Falls Trails. Take a scenic drive on the park’s 384 miles of roadways, watching for the ample wildlife.

November Weather: Average high of 53°, low of 27°.

New River Gorge – West Virginia

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The “newest” US National Park with simply the National Park designation, New River Gorge, is – like White Sands – still a bit underrated (but not for lack of me trying to change that). The West Virginian park stands out in all seasons, with late fall being a great option. Like most parks on this list, the crowds have lessened, the weather is mild, and fall colors are still occasionally found.

What To Do:

Whitewater season has just ended in New River Gorge, which gives you more time for the other adventurous options this park provides. Hike Endless Wall and Long Point Trail for gorgeous views, climb the rugged sandstone cliffs at The New if you’re experienced, or get your blood pumping on a walk along the catwalk under the New River Gorge Bridge 876 feet above the New River below.

November Weather: Average high of 53°, low of 35°, with approximately eight days of rain.

Everglades – Florida

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Florida in late November can be a bit hit or miss, as it’s the tail end of hurricane season. But that also means better deals and slightly fewer crowds than in December when the dry season begins. With highs still in the 80s and lows in the 60s, I’d choose Everglades over the other two Florida National Parks for a Thanksgiving break trip.

What To Do:

Everglades is deceptively massive – the third largest National Park by land area in the lower 48 – with plenty to do in any season. Bike along the Snake Bite Trail; take a boat tour from the Flamingo area of the park before hiking a portion of the Shark Valley Tram Trail.

November Weather: Average high of 82°, low of 64°, with approximately four days of rain.

US Virgin Islands – St. John, USVI

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Like Everglades National Park, the hurricane season in US Virgin Islands is ending in late November, so it’s a great time to score some deals before the high season begins a week later. With perfect temperatures for a beach day (and you’ll want at least a few on your trip), it will be a Thanksgiving to remember on St. John.

What To Do:

Hit the beaches! I am partial to Trunk Bay and Cinnamon Bay beaches. Explore the island of St. John (the National Park covers 60% of the island) before hiking Ram Head or Reef Bay Trail.

November Weather: Average high of 81°, low of 69°, with approximately 15 days of rain.

Great Sand Dunes – Colorado

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Although the weather will generally be chilly during late November at Great Sand Dunes National Park in southern Colorado, the trade-off is worth it for me. The sand on the largest dunes in North America can be positively boiling during summer months, with the small parking lots and campgrounds filling quickly. Campgrounds will still be open during this time, and the few hotel options will likely be easier to book and at more reasonable rates.

What To Do:

Hike High and Star Dune trails. Rent a sandboard or sled to travel down before picnicking on the dunes and hiking to Zapata Falls.

November Weather: Average high of 47°, low of 22°, with approximately two days of rain (or snow!)

Zion – Utah

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I sometimes joke that I am a Utah journalist based in Colorado, with the amount I write and share about the state. But when you visit Zion National Park, you will understand why it is nearly always on my list – regardless of the topic. Fall is the perfect time to visit Utah, and Zion is an excellent option for a quick Thanksgiving break with its easy access to the Las Vegas airport.

What To Do:

Hike Angels Landing (with a permit) or The Narrows (with a wetsuit). Take a scenic drive, stop for a beer in Springdale, and watch the sunset at Zion Canyon Overlook.

November Weather: Average high of 56°, low of 31°.

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Ridley Scott’s ‘Napoleon’ Is Terrific And Surprisingly Hilarious

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The commercials for Ridley Scott’s Napoleon play up the epic scale and action sequences of the film and I suppose that’s fair enough. All that stuff is here. If you want to see 19th century battles with horses and cannons, there will be plenty of that for you ahead in this movie with a runtime of just under 160 minutes, though moves like a movie much shorter. What isn’t being played up as much is the fact, well, Joaquin Phoenix’s Napoleon Bonaparte is … well he’s quite hilarious.

I cannot take credit for this observation, but a friend of mine who saw the movie said, “It’s like watching Tim Robinson play Napoleon,” and this is pretty dead on. Oh, make no mistake, this is by design. This is not my way of saying Napoleon is bad. It’s honestly now one of my favorite movies of the year – a movie that, before I saw it, looked a little too stoic and “important.” Instead, I probably laughed harder during this movie than I have during any new movie this year. And the laughs are genuine and intentional.

For example, anytime Napoleon wants to have sex with Josephine he starts making this goofy face while saying, “nom nom nom nom nom.” This is high comedy. There are around 100 times in this movie when someone will insult Napoleon to his face, or sleep with his wife, where in any other movie about an emperor the offending party would be immediately executed. Instead, Napoleon just screams something like, “Well be that as it may!” and continues on with his life. In a tense and standoffish negotiation with the English, Napoleon, very much being looked down upon, screams, “You think you’re so great because you have boats!!!” I applauded this scene.

There’s been mention Ridley Scott reunited with Phoenix after Phoenix’s performance as Joker, but Phoenix’s performance here as Napoleon has more in common with Alan Rickman’s Sheriff of Nottingham from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves than Joker. Napoleon isn’t going to shoot someone on live television, but he might scream at his staff to call off Christmas. I truly hope Phoenix gets an Oscar nomination for his portrayal because it’s inspired that he decided to make Napoleon interesting he had to make him funny. (A child starts questioning Napoleon’s claim he burned down Moscow and, in response, Napoleon starts throwing grapes at this child.)

Look, I’m not an expert on the history of Napoleon but I think there are some historical inaccuracies in this movie. And I don’t really care. As far as I’m concerned this is how it all went down now. But, yes, the film opens with Marie Antoinette facing the guillotine and a rising star in the military, Napoleon Bonaparte, seeing an opportunity. Napoleon leads his first major military victory and is promoted to general and gains a reputation as an expert in the art of battle. (Even in this scene, Napoleon’s horse he’s riding is blown up by a cannonball. As Napoleon is helped up he’s asked if he’s okay and answers in a very, “Yes I’m okay. Of course I’m okay. Why wouldn’t I be okay?” tone. I mean, maybe because your horse just blew up?

Napoleon meets Josephine (Vanessa Kirby) and it’s established pretty early that Josephine can be as terrible to Napoleon as she wants with little repercussions. Napoleon is portrayed as a love-sick fool who writes her letters every day from the front lines of battle while she carries on with a new lover. The local paper even has a cartoon making fun of all this happening under Napoleon’s nose, which he sees, and instead of revenge, he just temporarily puts her belongings on the front yard and screams. Even the man Josephine has an affair with seems to just go on with his life with no repercussions.

Speaking of funny, as Napoleon writes to Josephine, as his troops invade Russia during the winter, we hear his voiceover in the most cockily hilarious tone that victory awaits. Well, as we learned long ago, victory doesn’t await this time. We watch Napoleon lose power, then struggle once again to regain it, then make some more bad decisions.

In 2003, I went to the upper highlands of Scotland for a wedding. I found myself at some hole-in-the-wall pup in a town called Plockton. A couple of locals were sitting next to me and we started talking. Without anything to really offer, I asked, “So, do you guys like Braveheart?” One guy looked at me and said, “It’s an entertaining movie. It’s true they put William Wallace’s head up on the castle, but if you’re looking for historical accuracy it’s crap!” (He literally said “crap,” just like the Mike Meyers character.) So I’ll echo that here, if you’re looking to nitpick historical accuracy, Napoleon is going to drive you bonkers. But good gosh is it entertaining. And funny. Don’t forget funny. In fact, I got a text asking how Napoleon is and I responded quickly, “It’s hilarious,” right before I got on the subway. The response was, “What a surprising sentence.” If Ridley Scott wants to change the narrative around Napoleon to “blowhard buffoon,” with this movie he succeeds.

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When Does Apple Music Replay Update?

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The end of 2023 is near. The past year offered some great music, which fans streamed in mass. And as this year comes to a close, music fans can’t wait to see a visual representation of their listening habits. Spotify users are waiting with bated breath for Spotify Wrapped, an annual interactive collection of gifs, playlists, and images designed to correspond to each user’s listening habits from the past year.

But Spotify users aren’t the only ones who get to have fun. Apple Music users can also look forward to seeing their Apple Music Replay. And thankfully, they won’t have to wait too long.

When does Apple Music Replay update?

Apple Music Replay updates every Sunday, according to users on the Apple community discussion board. And this doesn’t exclusively include Sunday that fall within the holiday season. Each Apple Music user’s Replay playlist updates year-round.

Though, during the holiday season, Apple Music user’s may receive a prompt to check their Apple Music Replay, which will direct them to gifs and interactive photos, similar to those of Spotify Wrapped. And while Spotify Wrapped’s playlists and stats are typically only available to view for the latter part of the respective year, and the earlier part of the following year, Apple Music users can see their Replay lists at any time, as well as lists from previous years.

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The Challenges Of Trading Zach LaVine And Six Potential Destinations

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Zach LaVine popping up in trade rumors is a near-annual occurrence, but with the Chicago Bulls scuffling out of the gates after trying to run it back one more time, there seems to be a bit more impetus from both sides to find a deal that moves the star guard somewhere else in this round of trade rumblings

As is always the case, the issue with moving LaVine is finding a trade partner that values him close to as much as the Bulls do and is offering pieces that fit in return. The same report about LaVine being available indicated the Bulls want to bring DeMar DeRozan back next offseason, meaning whoever comes back will need to be a fit with his game. Meanwhile, LaVine is on the second year of a 5-year, $215 million deal, accounting for just under 30 percent of the projected salary cap in each season moving forward. He’s also in the midst of the worst start to a season he’s had since his first year in Chicago, averaging 21.9 points, 4.3 rebounds, and three assists per game on 40.9/30.9/87.9 shooting splits. That means the Bulls are shopping him when his active value is about as low as it’s been.

Teams will anticipate a rebound from LaVine in terms of shooting efficiency, as he has proven to be a high quality three-point shooter in his career, and there still will be plenty that believe in LaVine as a potential All-Star going forward. However, this early in the season, you’d be hard pressed to find too many teams desperate to make a major move to shake up their roster, particularly among contenders. While the Bulls have reason to want to shuffle their roster, most teams around the league are likely looking to take a more patient approach. That’s especially the case when you consider LaVine’s contract, as adding that kind of long-term money requires serious belief that his addition takes you to the next level.Even so, there are a few teams that would probably have at least some interest in LaVine right now, with the market opening up a bit more when the calendar flips to January and recently re-signed players can be moved.

All of this is to say, I really am not sure how to figure out LaVine’s market value right now, but I do think there are six teams that should at least look into the star guard and consider their options.

Orlando Magic

The Magic have a clear need in the backcourt and could use some consistent offensive firepower alongside Franz Wagner and Paolo Banchero, and it’s not too terribly difficult financially for them to bring a big contract on board right now because those two are still on their rookie deals. They also have some intriguing young players that could both fill immediate needs in Chicago, while providing some future upside should the Bulls end up needing to hit the reset button completely. Any combination of two of Markelle Fultz, Jonathan Isaac, and Gary Harris along with either Jalen Suggs or Anthony Black would make the money work. It’s a matter of if that satiates the Bulls desired return for their star guard and if Orlando would be willing to part with picks to make it happen.

Toronto Raptors

With the emergence of Scottie Barnes this season, the Raptors might have some extra motivation to finally make a deal to build a more optimal roster around Barnes, and LaVine would make more sense as an offensive partner for Barnes than what’s currently in Toronto. A Pascal Siakam for Zach LaVine trade would work straight up, but the Bulls would then have a lot of the same spacing issues the Raptors do. Plus Siakam has made it known he’s not interested in an extension if traded and would likely choose to hit free agency this summer. OG Anunoby and Gary Trent Jr. also would work for LaVine, but we know Toronto still holds Anunoby in high regard and might push for more than just LaVine in such a deal. It feels like the pathway to Toronto landing LaVine would be in a three-team trade — maybe Atlanta jumping back into the Siakam sweepstakes? — but I’m not holding my breath when it comes to the Raptors actually pulling the trigger on a big move.

New Orleans Pelicans

Things don’t seem great in New Orleans and they certainly look like a team that could use some added juice on offense. Maybe they just want to wait to see what they look like when fully healthy and have Trey Murphy III back, but they also might be coming to terms with the idea Brandon Ingram and Zion Williamson aren’t the ideal pairing long-term. If that’s the case, they could potentially flip Ingram for LaVine and try to bring some more floor balance, if they are willing to buy in to Zion being the guy they want to build around. On the Bulls side, similar to the issue with a Siakam-LaVine swap, Ingram isn’t exactly a cozy fit next to DeRozan as they like to operate in the same areas. That, again, might bring in a third-team, but there would certainly be interest in Ingram to make that happen if he were to become available.

Utah Jazz

If we are talking about a reset for Chicago, they might want to go check in with the Utah Jazz. This would almost assuredly have to be a post-January deal, as including Jordan Clarkson’s deal is about the only pathway to making it work financially. That said, the Jazz have a ton of picks and could toss a couple firsts the Bulls way to bring LaVine in to provide some much-needed backcourt scoring and reunite Lauri Markkanen with his old teammate. Clarkson/Talen Horton-Tucker/Ochai Agbaji works financially and takes at least a little money off of Chicago’s long-term books while sending them a couple firsts to restock their draft cupboard.

Cleveland Cavaliers

This one is a bit wild and you don’t often see in-division star trades, but I think they should at least talk it out. If the Cavs really think Donovan Mitchell bolts after next year in free agency, LaVine would be a pretty good replacement in the Darius Garland co-star role, as I think he’s best working as a secondary ball-handler, and would provide a bit more stability with an extra year on his deal and probably would be more willing to work out an extension if things go well. For the Bulls, Mitchell would be a bit better on the ball than LaVine and would give them some immediate upside to try and make a playoff push this year. That would give you a pretty decent idea of whether this group can be anything more than it is now, and if not, you could look to move him next deadline or facilitate a sign-and-trade to get something in return in two summers.

Miami Heat

The Heat just kind of always get tossed into these conversations, and for good reason — the team is constantly looking for ways to add star players into its rotation, and as we saw during the Damian Lillard sweepstakes earlier this summer, Miami believes it has a hole in its backcourt that can be filled by a guard who can score in bunches. Now, it’s worth mentioning that Tyler Herro did a nice job earlier this season before going down with an ankle injury, and seeing as how he’s both younger and cheaper than LaVine, it’s worth wondering if the Heat would be better off just moving forward with Herro in the role that LaVine would essentially fill if he came to Miami, particularly because it stands to reason that Herro would be the centerpiece of a deal. But what if they could incentivize it a little further with a young player or draft compensation, and as a result, they were able to bring Alex Caruso to South Beach, too? The Heat love to try and make these sorts of big swings, so they’re very much worth mentioning here.

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Classic Imperial Stouts You Can Find Anywhere, Ranked In Time For The Holidays

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We are firmly entrenched in stout season. The cooler (and sometimes unpleasantly cold) weather is perfect for the rich, robust roasted malt, chocolate, and coffee flavor notes everyone expects from the style. And while classic stouts are well and good, today we want to highlight something a little more potent and richer: the imperial stout.

For those unaware, an imperial stout is higher in alcohol content and has more noticeable roasted malt, chocolate, coffee, and smoky flavors than its non-imperial counterparts. Not surprisingly, they make great drinking as the holiday season starts to ramp up and the weather turns cold.

So which imperial stouts should you buy? Instead of picking hard-to-find beers that you’ll never get a chance to drink, we picked eight great choices that are all readily available at grocery stores and beer stores from Bangor to Bakersfield. Then we ranked them all, based on balance and overall flavor.

Keep reading to see if your favorite imperial stout made the list!

8) Stone Imperial Stout

Stone Imperial Stout
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ABV: 10.5%

Average Price: $17 for a six-pack

The Beer:

First released in 2022, Stone Imperial Stout is known for its pitch-black color and robust, rich flavor. It’s brewed with Magnum hops and roasted malts. Referred to by the brewery as “decedent as sin”, you can age this beer for years if you want to and it will only get better.

Tasting Notes:

A classic nose of dark chocolate, coffee, and caramel greets you before your first sip. The palate is loaded with vanilla, roasted malts, dark chocolate, and freshly brewed coffee. It’s creamy and velvety with a dry finish that leaves you wanting more. Well made, but a fairly straightforward flavor profile.

Bottom Line:

This is a great beer. It’s simple and easy to drink with rich, robust flavors. It’s a great choice for fans of traditional, no-frills imperial stouts.

7) Boulevard Dark Truth

Boulevard Dark Truth
Boulevard

ABV: 9.7%

Average Price: $19 for a six-pack

The Beer:

This 9.7% ABV imperial stout is made with humble ingredients like barley, wheat, rye, and oats. It’s known for its dark obsidian hue and full-flavored, complex flavor profile of roasted malts, dried fruits, and floral, earthy noble German hops.

Tasting Notes:

The nose is all freshly brewed coffee, vanilla beans, toffee, and brown sugar. Drinking it reveals notes of molasses, dried fruits, espresso, dark chocolate, light smoke, and a dry, sweet finish. It’s a classic imperial stout that has countless fans and for good reason.

Bottom Line:

This is a complex, rich imperial stout. It’s heavy on the coffee aspect so if that’s your jam, this stout is completely up your alley.

6) Great Divide Yeti

Great Divide Yeti
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ABV: 9.5%

Average Price: $14 for a six-pack

The Beer:

This year-round, 9.5% ABV imperial stout has won numerous awards over the years, including multiple medals from the Great American Beer Festival. It’s well-known for its balance, including a roasted malt backbone, sweet caramel flavors, and a nice kick of floral, earthy hops at the finish.

Tasting Notes:

Everything begins with a nose of roasted malts, chocolate, dried fruits, and some gentle floral hops. The palate continues this trend with notes of roasted malts, toffee, vanilla beans, chocolate, light spices, and more floral hops at the very end. The finish is dry and lightly bitter.

Bottom Line:

A well-balanced imperial stout, Great Divide Yeti is one for stout fans who enjoy myriad different flavors. Malty, sweet, and eventually bitter — this is a beer that evolves on the palate.

5) Bell’s Expedition Stout

Bell’s Expedition Stout
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ABV: 10.5%

Average Price: $19 for a six-pack

The Beer:

First brewed in 1989, you’d have a hard time finding an older Russian imperial stout brewed in the US. Crafted to spend extra time aging in your basement, it’s beloved for its flavor profile of roasted malts, chocolate, and fruit. At a bold 10.5% ABV, it’s sure to warm you up this fall and winter.

Tasting Notes:

Dark chocolate, butterscotch, raisins, brown sugar, and roasted malts make for a very inviting nose. Sipping it brings notes of molasses, dark chocolate, toffee, roasted malts, and dried fruits, The finish is perfectly dry and gently bitter.

Bottom Line:

There’s a reason this beer has been made the same way since 1989. It’s well-balanced and highly drinkable — get some extra bottles and save them for cellaring.

4) Sierra Nevada Narwhal Stout

Sierra Nevada Narwhal Stout
Sierra Nevada

ABV: 10.2%

Average Price: $14 for a six-pack

The Beer:

A narwhal is an arctic whale known for its unicorn-like tusk (that’s really a canine tooth). It’s wild and bold which is why Sierra Nevada decided to name its imperial stout after this majestic creature. Brewed with Carafa, Caramelized, Chocolate, Estate Pale, and Honey malts as well as ale yeast and Cascade and Ekuanot hops, it’s known for its indulgent chocolate, roasted malt, and lightly smoky flavor profile.

Tasting Notes:

The nose is made up of aromas of roasted malts, coffee, chocolate, and licorice. The palate follows suit with a velvety smooth mouthfeel and a slew of flavors including dark chocolate, roasted malts, molasses, raisins, and coffee. It’s a perfectly balanced mix of roasty malts flavors, sweetness, bitterness, and just a kiss of smoke.

Bottom Line:

Sierra Narwhal is as complex as the whale it’s named for. It has everything an imperial stout fan could look for and it will take multiple samplings to find all the many aromas and flavors.

3) Alesmith Speedway Stout

Alesmith Speedway Stout
Alesmith

ABV: 12%

Average Price: $15 for a four-pack of 16-ounce cans

The Beer:

This award-winning imperial stout doesn’t mess around. At a potent 12% ABV, it’s on the same level as some of its bourbon barrel-aged counterparts. This beer is known for its mix of caramel, chocolate, roasted malts, and dried dark fruits. But it’s the addition of locally sourced roasted coffee beans that truly elevates this brew.

Tasting Notes:

Complex aromas of dark chocolate, roasted malts, floral hops, and freshly brewed coffee greet you before your first sip. The palate is a symphony of dried fruits, toffee, molasses, vanilla beans, dark chocolate, roasted malts, and a nice wallop of freshly brewed coffee. The finish is a gentle mix of sweetness and bitterness with a warming, boozy kick.

Bottom Line:

Alesmith Speedway Stout is a popular imperial stout for many reasons. It’s big, bold, boozy, flavorful, and filled with coffee goodness.

2) North Coast Old Rasputin

North Coast Old Rasputin
North Coast

ABV: 9%

Average Price: $10 for a four-pack

The Beer:

Named for Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin, an influential Russian mystic in the late 1800s and early 1900s, North Coast Old Rasputin is a Russian imperial stout is a 9% ABV warming brew made in the style of the 18th-century English brewers who made the beer for Catherine the Great. It’s known for its rich, roasted malt, chocolate-centric flavor profile.

Tasting Notes:

On the nose, you’ll find notes of caramel, semisweet chocolate, brown sugar, roasted malts, and dried fruits. After that inviting nose, the palate is loaded with nutty sweetness, dark chocolate, bold roasted malts, and freshly brewed coffee. The mouthfeel is creamy and indulgent with a bit of pleasing bitterness at the finish.

Bottom Line:

Overall, it’s difficult to beat the appeal of North Coast Old Rasputin. There’s a reason it’s won so many awards over the years.

1) Oskar Blues Ten Fidy

Oskar Blues Ten Fidy
Oskar Blues

ABV: 10.5%

Average Price: $17 for a four-pack

The Beer:

Few beers are so on the nose with their name. But Oskar Blues Ten Fidy is called “Ten Fidy” because it’s literally 10.5% ABV. This popular imperial stout is brewed with two-row and chocolate malts as well as roasted barley, flaked oats, and specially selected hops. The result is a unique, bold imperial stout you won’t soon forget.

Tasting Notes:

The nose is all roasted malts, dark chocolate, coffee beans, raisins, butterscotch, and candied nuts. Taking a sip will transport you to a world of cacao, vanilla beans, roasted malts, coffee beans, dried fruits, caramel candy, and just a hint of floral hops. The finish is perfectly dry and semisweet. It’s a very memorable beer.

Bottom Line:

If you only try one beer on this list, make it Oskar Blues Ten Fidy. It’s big, bold, rich, and sublimely well-balanced for such a high-ABV beer.

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Lil Uzi Vert Is Disputing Their Appearance On The Rolling Loud California 2024 Lineup: ‘Don’t Understand Why My Name Is On Here’

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It looks like there may have been a miscommunication between Lil Uzi Vert and their management regarding their appearance on the Rolling Loud California lineup for 2024 because Uzi appears confused. “I never said I was doing Rolling Loud,” they wrote on Instagram over a repost of the event’s flyer in Stories. “Don’t understand why my name is on here.”

While miscues like this do occasionally happen in the entertainment industry (actually, they happen all the time, just rarely at this scale), it’s unusual that Lil Uzi Vert wouldn’t want to do Rolling Loud. They’ve been a mainstay at the festival since it began to rise to prominence a few years ago, appearing on the roster most years since at least 2017.

However, Uzi has been insinuating lately that they’re fed up with the music business, hinting at retirement and personal issues including a possible breakup with City Girls’ JT. Anyone hoping that their Grammy nomination for Pink Tape would salve those psychic wounds might end up disappointed.

This isn’t the first time a big-name festival announced its lineup before the artists involved were informed by their respective teams. In 2020, the Lovers And Friends Festival lineup was disputed by both Mase and Lil Kim before they figured things out. Despite those checks eventually clearing, though, the festival was postponed due to COVID-19, eventually taking place at a later date.

Some artists covered here are Warner Music artists. Uproxx is an independent subsidiary of Warner Music Group.

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Fox News Hosted Romance Novel Cover Model Fabio As An Expert To Pontificate At Length About The Israel-Hamas War

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The ongoing conflict between Israel and Hamas has understandably led to high emotions. Covering it requires a delicate touch. That’s why Fox News brought on a well-known expert on geopolitics: Fabio. On Tuesday the world’s most famous romance novel cover model went on-air to speak with Neil Cavuto about the pro-Israel demonstration that took place in D.C., as well as the pro-Palestinian protests that have erupted over the nation. It was more surreal than informative.

Per The Daily Beast, Fabio (full-name Fabio Lanzoni) spent most of his interview slamming President Joe Biden and hatching conspiracy theories about who was really behind the Oct. 7 Hamas attack. (Hint: It was Hamas.) After calling Biden the “weakest president in the history of the United States,” the former “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” spokesperson went on to throw out some ideas about the roots of the conflict, which one would arrive at “if you really do your research,” of course.

“Israel was closing a deal with Saudi Arabia… so that they could ship all the oil to Europe—and, of course, most of the oil comes from Russia—and to Asia,” Fabio speculated. “So, of course, who was selling the oil to Asia? Iran. That is why Iran, all of a sudden, attacked Israel. That’s the real reason.”

Is it, though? Cavuto, who called the Exorcist III bit player a “great student of history,” seemed to think so.

Cavuto also asked Fabio about all the support Palestine has received during the deadly bombings, which have left thousands of civilians dead, including children. Fabio slammed those who would defend “people who want to blow themselves up so they can be with 72 virgins.” He also argued Israel’s response is appropriate.

“Israel is just trying to defend itself,” Fabio said. “If anything would have happened in the United States like it happened on Oct. 7, the United States would have nuked the border country.”

If you’re surprised Fox News was asking Fabio for his opinions on the news, you shouldn’t be. Back on 2018, Tucker Carlson earned jeers when he brought him on to talk about Los Angeles, which he compared to Sodom and Gomorrah. Amazingly, the largest city in California is still mostly doing just fine.

(Via The Daily Beast)