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The Best Albums Of 2013, Ranked (10 Years Later)

In 2013, I wrote about the best albums that came out that year. But opinions have a way of changing over time. So I decided to write about the best albums of 2013, 10 years later.

Why 2013? Because it’s the most interesting year for music in the past decade. As we’ll see, this is the year when the 2010s really began in a musical sense, while a lot of the trends that were popular in the previous decades fell away. Writing about 2013 is a way to understand music in 2023, including whether we are currently in the midst of similar changes that will come to define the 2020s.

Before we begin, I want to discuss my methodology. Because this is not a list of only my favorite albums, nor is it a list of only albums that are generally considered great or important. So, what is it? It’s a combination of both.

Let’s break it down into percentages:

  • Personal favoritism (Do I like the album? Do I play it a lot? Am I personally invested in how well it does on this list?) — 65 percent
  • General consensus (What do other people think? How well is it regarded now? How annoyed will I be by people complaining if it doesn’t make the list?) — 35 percent

I think we’re all set. Let’s travel back to 2013!

30. Bombino, Nomad

Even more than a typical list column, this look back at 2013 feels first and foremost like an exercise in nostalgia. And I mean that literally — listening to all of this music fills me with an aching feeling for something irretrievably lost.

As a writer, I have thoroughly curated my formative years back when I was in my teens and 20s. And, sure, you end up sustaining that time in your mind by unwittingly filling your memory holes with bullshit spackling. Nevertheless, those years still feel tangible to me. But the year I turned 36? I let those 12 months get overrun with the mental equivalent of weeds and discarded fast food wrappers.

Case in point: I have not listened to this album in at least five years. I went back and looked at what I wrote about it in My Top 10 Best (Favorite) Albums Of 2013 column — I placed it at No. 3 — and I praised Nomad for its “fusion of blues, folk, psych-rock, ’70s metal, and the Grateful Dead” that is “as expansive as the Nigerien desert.”

Wow, I thought. That sounds amazing. Why have I not played Nomad in at least five years? Also: I have no memory of writing this. Is it possible this was written by a different Steven Hyden? It is possible, but given that I can’t recall 99 percent of the things I did in 2013, let’s pretend it’s me for sure.

I proceeded to punch the word “Nomad” into the nearest streaming service and pressed play: Well, this truly is fusion of blues, folk, psych-rock, ’70s metal, and the Grateful Dead that is as expansive as the Nigerien desert! I was exactly right about that one! 2013 me was on point!

Then I read ahead a few sentences and saw this: “But the real reason I ranked Nomad so high is that it was the first album my infant son ever danced to.” Whoa. Suddenly, I had a full-on Tree Of Life moment, in which time collapsed and the infant version of my son and the 11-year-old version of my son coexisted simultaneously while dinosaurs and alien life forms stalked about in the background. I might need to take a moment before we continue.

29. Chance The Rapper, Acid Rap

This column will also be an exercise in anti-nostalgia, in that some of these albums inevitably sound worse now than they did then and will therefore by downgraded accordingly.

By “worse” I generally mean “cornier.” In the case of this record, I mean that with maximum specificity. No critically adored artist of the 2010s has been hit harder retrospectively by the “cornier” virus than Chance. It occurred to me while working on this column that he is the Arrested Development (the rap group, not the TV show) of the era. If you were alive and engaged with pop music in 1993, it was impossible not to think that Arrested Development represented the future of hip-hop. Whereas for anyone who came along later, believing at one time that Arrested Development was the future of hip-hop seems impossible to comprehend.

To me the most incredible legacy of Chance at this time isn’t Acid Rap, it’s the fact that Surf by Donnie Trumpet & The Social Experiment, a 2015 album that have been completely memory-holed in 2023, became one of the most acclaimed LPs of the mid-2010s strictly because Chance was involved. People loved Acid Rap so much that Pitchfork felt compelled to rank an album by a group called DONNIE TRUMPET & THE SOCIAL EXPERIMENT — which sounds like the undercard of a bill headlined by Less Than Jake and Reel Big Fish — at No. 21 on their Best Albums Of 2015 list.

I repeat: Impossible to comprehend! For that reason alone I felt obligated to sneak Chance onto my 2013 list even though I will probably never play Acid Rap again.

28. Pup, Pup

Here’s the inverse of the Acid Rap phenomenon — an album that was mostly overlooked at the time by prestige music outlets, but a decade later feels like an influential and important touchstone. If 2013 was a year when “indie” as a relevant term started to feel outmoded as the scene’s hottest rising stars embraced full-on pop aesthetics, it was also true that the qualities associated with “old” indie — noise, attitude, youthful piss and vinegar — were now represented by the punk and emo acts now being welcomed into the indie conversation after being ignored or derided in the previous decade. And few bands from that scene brought the noise, attitude, and youthful piss and vinegar with the joie de vivre of Pup on their enormously enjoyable self-titled debut.

27. Thundercat, Apocalypse

Acid Rap was released about three months after Barack Obama was inaugurated for his second term. But rather than represent a new beginning, that album now feels like the tail end of the original Obama optimism from his first term. Back then, the political centrism that Obama promoted was still in vogue, which cleared a path in pop culture for feel-good, middle-of-the-road rappers. Musically, this was signified by the old-school ’60s and ’70s soul that Obama adopted as an unofficial soundtrack, most often in the guise of Stevie Wonder, possibly the most universally liked living American musician.

Thundercat also draws upon that era on Apocalypse, but he comes at it from a dutch angle. If Chance The Rapper was 2013’s quintessential straight arrow, here was the guy who sang about going on a multi-day MDMA-fueled bender over slap-bass licks. Not the sort of thing that’s going to get you on Barack’s annual playlist, perhaps, but this album remains an enduringly funky gem regardless.

26. MGMT, MGMT

There are two kind of records that we are going to see a lot of on this list. The first kind point toward what music will become later on in the 2010s and beyond, particularly early works by some of the decade’s biggest young stars. The second kind are what I call “hangover” records, which are mid-career albums by established acts who are in a dark place and expressing those vibes musically in flawed but fascinating fashion.

MGMT by MGMT is the epitome of an early 2010s “hangover” record. It actually makes me feel like I have a hangover when I listen to it. “We thought it was a funny record,” Ben Goldwasser told me when I profiled MGMT in 2018. He must have noticed my look of utter incredulity, because he quickly added, “There were lots of moments on it that, to us, were obviously meant to be tongue-in-cheek. Or the music itself had lighthearted moments. [But] it was received as just this impenetrably dark album. That’s not how we were feeling when we made the music. We were having a lot of fun.”

I have fun when I listen to this album now, but at the time MGMT was the sound of aughts-era indie dying a painful death via asphyxiation at the bottom of a very deep oil well.

25. The Strokes, Comedown Machine

Confession time: I have a soft spot for “hangover” records. And looking over my list, it appears that I have a slight bias in favor of them over the “young stars” records. Which explains, for instance, why the self-titled debut by The 1975 is not on my list, even though The 1975 quite possibly is their best or second-best album. And it also explains why possibly the worst Strokes record did make my list. Upon the release of Comedown Machine, I questioned whether The Strokes were still fully engaged with being The Strokes, and judged the album with appropriate harshness. But now the lack of engagement is the very thing that attracts me to Comedown Machine. It’s the sound of The Strokes quiet-quitting! Which for The Strokes is the best thing, as there has never been a group who has ever been as good as when they appear to not be trying.

24. Waxahatchee, Cerulean Salt

The album that made Katie Crutchfield indie-famous. After her 2012 lo-fi debut American Weekend became a cult hit, Cerulean Salt sounded like her “level up” record, the relatively expansive sophomore effort that signaled her arrival as one of the era’s most respected indie singer-songwriters. But in light of the career she has had since, Cerulean Salt now feels about as intimate and sparse as the first record.

I suspect there is a split in Waxahatchee’s fanbase about whether the “early” or “later” stuff is better, as that split exists in every fanbase. As someone who believes that 2020’s Saint Cloud is Crutchfield’s first front-to-back great album, I am obviously in the “later” camp. But there’s no denying that her voice was already compelling on Cerulean Salt, even as she was still in the process of fully discovering that voice.

23. Courtney Barnett, The Double EP: A Sea Of Split Peas

This album, on the other hand, might very well represent the peak for this particular respected indie singer-songwriter. No disrespect to her 2015 official debut studio debut, the excellent Sometimes I Sit And Think, And Sometimes I Just Sit, but Barnett distills the essence of her artistic voice perfectly on the timelessly droll “Avant Gardner.” Endlessly witty and irrepressibly deadpan, “Avant Gardner” is also Barnett at her most quotable. My personal favorite lyric: “The paramedic thinks I’m clever ’cause I play guitar / I think she’s clever ’cause she stops people dying.”

22. Danny Brown, Old

Definitely the best sequenced rap album of 2013, and I feel like it might just be the best sequenced album-album of that year. Listening to it a decade later, Old still is all rising action with near nonexistent fat. Even “Wonderbread,” the “weirdness for weirdness” segue that briefly upset the seamless flow in the first half of the record, leaves a gob of spit on the inside of your skull and stickily affixes itself to your brain.

21. Earl Sweatshirt, Doris

This album is not as much fun as Old, but it’s probably more important. Certainly in the arc of Odd Future, Doris (along with Tyler, The Creator’s Wolf, also released in 2013) signaled the surprising “mature” phase of the combustible L.A. collective’s career. Just a few years prior, they represented the last stand of wanton provocation in mainstream pop culture. But while Wolf still has some of the same triggering troll moves of Tyler’s outrageous 2011 effort Goblin, Earl Sweatshirt pointed to a more thoughtful and insular sensibility that ruled pop music later on the decade. At the same time, he exhibited the prodigy-level lyrical gifts he displayed as an enigmatic teenager who went MIA in the very early 2010s. Idiosyncratic and dense without being exactly hooky, Doris nonetheless feels like a blueprint for many of the “critic’s choice” rap records that followed.

20. Lorde, Pure Heroine

The music-critic aesthetic movement known as “poptimism” was peaking around this time. For instance, I vividly remember a prominent critic challenging a popular novelist to a public debate after the novelist wrote a snarky review of Taylor Swift’s 2012 album Red. That was how the world worked back then: If you said something untoward about “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” in public, a music writer might slap you across the face with a white glove and challenge you to a duel. (That might also happen in 2023, of course, but it was just starting in the early 2010s.)

I also recall Lorde’s breakout single “Royals” being slightly controversial in those circles, given the song’s critique of pop-star exceptionalism. But then Lorde became a pop star herself, which quickly nullified her underdog edge. And Lorde is still a pop star, though a lot of that juice still comes from Pure Heroine. (I actually prefer 2017’s Melodrama, which is one of the great pop records of the last decade, but it didn’t do nearly as well commercially.) I wonder if Lorde’s most lasting legacy is how she invented the modern “goth girl movie/TV series trailer” voice that you hear constantly now. If your project is “dark” and/or “gritty,” and you are communicating that darkness and/or grittiness by using a reimagined cover of an ’80s or ’90s hit in the commercial’s soundtrack, you are probably going to use a singer who sounds exactly like Lorde.

19.Foxygen, We Are the 21st Century Ambassadors of Peace & Magic

I feel like this band tends to get unfairly dismissed as L.A. record-collector hypebeasts because 1) they have a dumb name, 2) they put on some hilariously excessive late-night TV performances, 3) they never again made an album as good as this one, and 4) most people forget how good this album is. But this album really is good! I might even call it great if I only pay attention to the first four songs, which are incredible.

After Nevermind, Kurt Cobain expressed regret that he put so many catchy songs on one record, rather than space them out over several records, because it made sustaining a career that much more difficult. I would say something similar about Foxygen. Only Foxygen took it even further by stuffing multiple hooks and melodies — enough to sustain a whole other album or two — into every track on We Are the 21st Century Ambassadors of Peace & Magic. And then they followed this record with a double-album that was half as catchy.

18. Daft Punk, Random Access Memories

I recently wrote an anniversary column about this album in which I addressed whether it is overrated, since a lot of the writing about Random Access Memories after 2013 has insisted that it is. My decision to put Random Access Memories at No. 18 on this list – in spite of it being among the most acclaimed records of 2013 in the moment — might suggest that I agree with the “overrated” crowd. But Random Access Memories now seems so maligned as an overlong bore that putting it at No. 18 feels like a proper rating. This album wasn’t as good as we thought in 2013, but it’s better than many people say it is in 2023.

17. Cass McCombs, Big Wheel And Others

You know what sorts of records benefit from 10 years worth of distance? Really long albums. Now, that obviously isn’t true for Random Access Memories. But it is true of Big Wheel And Others. Upon its release, this record was like a data dump. At 22 songs and 85 minutes, Big Wheel And Others is the biggest meal on this menu. Even for a McCombs fan like myself, it seemed like too much of a good thing. But after letting it marinate for the past decade, Big Wheel And Others now feels like one of the best albums by one of our best contemporary singer-songwriters, a sprawling statement about Manifest Destiny and the failed promises of the ’60s counterculture. It also has lots of crunchy guitar solos and wicked basslines courtesy of Phish’s Mike Gordon. An ideal “joint by the campfire” listen in the summertime.

16. Bill Callahan, Dream River

Another ideal “joint by the campfire” listen in the summertime. I interviewed Callahan for this album cycle, and this was a time when interviewing Bill Callahan was a rare occurrence. When he phoned, he told me he was standing inside of a bathroom situated on a college campus in Austin, Texas. He was in the middle of filming a music video for “Small Plane,” and I was mildly surprised that Bill Callahan would agree to appear in his own music videos. This, again, was a more enigmatic period for him — I spoke with him again last year and he was doing interviews with pretty much everybody. But in 2013, he was this remote figure who appeared on the verge of hanging up the phone at any minute. Thankfully, he did not do that. Instead, he patiently listened to me explain my “theory” about Dream River — it’s a concept album about the final thoughts of a man who is about to be killed in a car accident. I think I explained this for a long goddamn time. When I was finally done, and there was a moment of “well, what do you think?“-themed silence.

“I’m impressed and happy that you got that from it because no one really has, including me,” he replied. As he does in his songs, Bill Callahan chose his words perfectly.

15. My Bloody Valentine, m b v

As I wrote back in February, 2013 was a weirdly good year for new albums from artists that hadn’t put out an album in a very long time. There was Daft Punk, of course, but there was also David Bowie’s The Next Day, his first in 10 years, and Boards of Canada’s Tomorrow’s Harvest, their first in eight years. But My Bloody Valentine were the all-time champs in the year’s “long time, no see” category, dropping m b v 22 years after their deathless 1991 classic Loveless. There was so much anticipation for this record among music critics that some writers actually publicly worried about pressing play, for fear of disappointing themselves. But m b v was actually a really good follow-up to one of the most iconic indie-rock albums ever, which made it seem like a masterpiece at the time.

14. Queens Of The Stone Age, …Like Clockwork

Another great “hangover” record. When I reviewed this album in 2013, I called it “a welcome, though not essential, addition to the band’s canon.” But …Like Clockwork has deepened for me over the years. It’s an album with two well-defined halves. The first half is more song-oriented — it’s where the grabbiest rockers (“I Sat By The Ocean,” “My God Is The Sun,” “If I Had A Tail”) are located. The second half is the “bad vibes” part of the record, and that’s the part to which I now gravitate. Ten years ago, I must have clocked this half as indulgent, and maybe even a little boring. But that’s because I was listening to …Like Clockwork in the early 2010s, which was an indulgent and slightly boring time. When Josh Homme closes out the record by singing, “One thing that is clear / It’s all downhill from here,” it seemed like sullen metal-dude posturing. But now, clearly, it seems like he was onto something.

13. Deerhunter, Monomania

Like the Queens record, this seemed a little disappointing upon release. But now Monomania stands for me as the definitive “hangover” album of 2013. This is true in the micro sense (Deerhunter was going through a dark period and they worked through it musically) and in the macro (Monomania signaled a downturn for the type of indie rock that was popular in the aughts). As I was listening to the record in preparation for this column, it occurred to me that Monomania is to aughts indie what R.E.M. Monster was to ’90s alt-rock, i.e. an easily identifiable pivot point signaling the end of one era and the beginning of another. (For R.E.M., the next era was nu-metal and teen pop; for Deerhunter, it was the sprawl of pop taking over underground music.) And then I read my review from 2013 and realized that I also compared Monomania to Monster back then, but for different and not entirely complimentary reasons. (I referred to Monster then as “goofy,” which makes me want to crawl into a hole and write an apology letter to Peter Buck.) Anyway, I love both of these noisy, subversive, slyly witty, and sneaky sad records.

12. Haim, Days Are Gone

So much about Days Are Gone that seemed fresh and even revolutionary a decade ago is now deeply baked into the music that commands the most attention in indie music these days, starting with an irresistible single (“The Wire”) that simultaneously evokes Destiny Child, The Eagles’ “Heartache Tonight,” and an amalgam of Shania Twain hits from the late ’90s. This mastery of various pop and rock styles made Days Are Gone an undeniable listen in 2013, but in 2023, every indie-ish pop album (even the bad ones) exhibits that kind of range. The paradox of Days Are Gone is that its influence is so pervasive that Haim’s aesthetic is somewhat difficult to appreciate now. Here’s a hypothetical that helps to put this album in perspective: If Haim did not exist, would Taylor Swift have made 1989? I honestly don’t think so. That’s why Days Are Gone is 2013’s definitive “anti-hangover” record. The future that people like Josh Homme and Bradford Cox dreaded belonged to the Haim sisters.

11. Phosphorescent, Muchacho

A personal note: My dog died during the writing of this column. So, I didn’t actually listen to this album very much, as I felt that subjecting myself to “Song For Zula” in my anguished emotional state might in fact murder me.

10. Deafheaven, Sunbather

This was No. 1 record of 2013 in 2013. I put it as my No. 10 about of 2013 in 2023 because I am no longer at a place in my life where I want to listen to a black metal record with shoegaze guitar tones on a regular basis. I wasn’t really at that place in my life in 2013, either, but I was closer to that place. I would play Sunbather in the car while driving my son around town, and it was fine because he was a 1-year-old and in no position to complain about George Clarke’s screaming demon vocals. But even if he did feel traumatized, I felt that Kerry McCoy’s shiny guitar arpeggios would swiftly soothe him.

Anyway, none of this is Deafheaven’s problem. It’s my problem. This is still a beautiful record, and when I’m up for it, Sunbather still has the power to transport me to a specific headspace lodged somewhere between brutality and grace.

9. Parquet Courts, Light Up Gold

The one album on this list that is both a “young stars” record and a “hangover” record. It introduced one of the most popular and acclaimed indie bands of the 2010s, and it also represents the end of New York City’s aughts-era dominance of indie rock. Light Up Gold coincided with intense media attention on the Brooklyn DIY venue 285 Kent, which a handful of Brooklyn-pilled music writers attempted to imbue with CBGB’s-style mythos. For anyone who didn’t live in New York, it all seemed … a bit much. Though a decade later, it does make me feel wistful that a non-corporate music venue inspired so much romanticism. As the 2010s unfolded, popular music no longer had that sense of place. It all just seems to live on the internet. But listening to Light Up Gold puts you right back in Ridgewood, Queens, flipping through magazines.

8. The National, Trouble Will Find Me

Not a hangover record, but rather a record you put on while nursing a hangover. With Trouble Will Find Me, The National proved they were among the small class of indie-famous acts in the aughts who were able to transition to the 2010s without losing steam. And they did it not by leaning into what Haim, Lorde, and The 1975 were doing, but by staying the course and continuing to write sad, mournful, mid-tempo, dad-pleasing, and thoroughly amazing National songs. By the end of the decade, Taylor Swift would be coming to them, not the other way around.

7. Sky Ferreira, Night Time, My Time

Shoutout to Ariel Rechtshaid, a former ska musician turned ’80s production aficionado who became the most important producer of 2013 due to his work on Haim’s Days Are Gone and Vampire Weekend’s Modern Vampires Of The City. He also produced the debut solo album by Sky Ferreira, which for me might very well be his most impressive work. Rechtshaid moves Ferreira through a variety of Reagan-era guises on Night Time, My Time, from the big-sky synth-rock of “You’re Not The One” to the streetwise Madonna-style pop “I Blame Myself” to the noisy shoegaze of “Omanko,” and several other places in between. But it wouldn’t work without Ferreira’s one-of-a-kind moxie. Her talent for conveying toughness and vulnerability with warts-and-all candor made her the sort of “approachably messy” pop star we could really use in 2023.

6. Jason Isbell, Southeastern

The 2013 album whose stock has risen most dramatically in the past 10 years. At the time that he put out Southeastern, Jason Isbell was a journeyman Americana artist who many people assumed had already peaked as a songwriter when he was in Drive-By Truckers. For that reason, the love for Southeastern took a while to build, as critics simply weren’t used to paying close attention to this guy. But over time, the narrative of Southeastern proved irresistible. Man kicks drugs and booze, sets about re-applying himself to his craft, puts his heart into songs that courageously address his demons, and produces some of the era’s most emotionally overpowering music. (I refer specifically to “Elephant,” a song that makes me cry even when I’m typing out a sentence about how it makes cry.)

5. Kurt Vile, Wakin On A Pretty Daze

Just to demonstrate my objectivity: This is my favorite album of 2013. It’s the one I have played the most. It’s the one that makes me happiest when it is on. It’s the one that evokes the happiest memories. But it’s not the best album of the year. It’s among the best, but it’s not the best.

4. Kanye West, Yeezus

Heading into this column, I assumed that Yeezus would be my No. 1. It was the most exciting 2013 album to hear in 2013. It was the most fun album to write about. It feels like the most momentous record in retrospect. Somehow Kanye’s artistic/mental/sociopolitical decline has only elevated the status of Yeezus as a high-water mark in the man’s professional life. If you ever loved or cared about Kanye, 2013 is the year to which you wish you could return.

I still think that all of those things are true. But upon revisiting Yeezus, I’m also reminded that there are some real dogshit tracks on this record. Like, “I Am A God” might be one of the top five worst songs to ever appear on any quote-unquote masterpiece. It was also stupid in 2013, but the presumption of self-awareness granted to Kanye back then is gone now, and that makes “I Am A God” so much worse. The lines that were meme-able in 2013 — “Hurry up with my damn croissants” comes to mind — frankly sound like disturbing confessions from a man already suffering from incurable brain worms. And don’t get me started on “Hurry up with my damn massage / Hurry up with my damn ménage.” It’s a testament to the greatness of “Black Skinhead” and “Bound 2” that Yeezus still manages to land in the Top Five.

3. Beyoncé, Beyoncé

In 2013, it seemed like Beyoncé (the album) would revolutionize the music business in two critical ways. One, the “surprise” album release strategy this record utilized was perceived as an ingenious solution to the problem of piracy. Two, putting out such an important album in mid-December would surely discourage music publications from publishing their year-end lists in early December. (This album likely would have supplanted Yeezus at the top of so many lists if they had been published slightly later.)

Ten years later, we know that one, “surprise” album releases remain a novelty and two, year-end lists get published even earlier now. Nevertheless: Still a Top Five record of 2013.

2. Arctic Monkeys, A.M.

There is a local farm supply store in my area whose radio jingle rips off the guitar riff and opening drum pattern from “Do I Wanna Know” to an egregious degree. If Alex Turner wants to win some tractor equipment in a lawsuit, this one seems like a slam-dunk. Then again, if Arctic Monkeys went after every tire company, hot sauce maker, and mid-tier rum distiller that has co-opted a “Do I Wanna Know” soundalike as a commerical jingle, they would have to give up music to commit themselves to full-time civil litigation. If “Seven Nation Army” is the most famous rock song of the last 20 years, then “Do I Wanna Know” has to be the second most famous. As for the rest of A.M., I can’t believe that young men were donning leather jackets and writing sexy guitar anthems as recently as 10 years ago.

1. Vampire Weekend, Modern Vampires Of The City

I dared myself going into this column to not put Modern Vampires Of The City at No. 1. It just seemed too obvious. And then I put the album on and I was powerless to resist the laws of nature. This album is basically perfect. The production is perfect. The arrangements are perfect. The instrumentation is perfect. The lyrics are perfect. Ezra Koenig’s vocals are perfect. But is it too perfect? Actually, it’s the perfect level of perfect. Along with being the best album of 2013, it’s the record that — sorry to use this word again — perfectly encapsulates the year. It points forward musically, but lyrically it has a hangover/”I am dealing with my own mortality” vibe. It involves “man of the moment” Ariel Rechtshaid. It allowed Vampire Weekend to make that tricky aughts-to-2010s transition, but also marked the end of an era for the band and the NYC scene from which they emerged. And, most important of all, it’s the album that most powerfully reminds me of what it was like to be 36. Turns out 36 feels a lot like the last 75 seconds of “Hannah Hunt.” Oh, the ache!

Some artists covered here are Warner Music artists. Uproxx is an independent subsidiary of Warner Music Group.

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Here Is Erykah Badu’s ‘Unfollow Me Tour’ Setlist For 2023

Netflix confirmed last month that Erykah Badu will appear in its film adaptation of August Wilson’s The Piano Lesson, but fans can see her much sooner by attending one of her many concerts this summer. If they’re lucky, maybe they’ll see Badu twerk with Megan Thee Stallion again.

In April, the four-time Grammy winner announced The Unfollow Me Tour, and it kicked off on June 11 in San Antonio, Texas.

Badu logged six shows, including at Los Angeles’ Crypto.com Arena, before hitting Oakland Arena in Oakland, California on Wednesday, June 21. The North American trek’s grand finale is scheduled for July 23 at American Airlines Center in Dallas, Texas, Badu’s hometown. Other notable venues are Chicago’s United Center (July 1), Boston’s TD Garden (July 7), and Madison Square Garden in New York, New York (July 8).

Plan ahead by studying Badu’s Unfollow Me Tour setlist below (as documented by setlist.fm).

1. “20 Feet Tall”
2. “On & On”
3. “… & On”
4. “To Each His Own” (Faith, Hope & Charity cover)
5. “Appletree”
6. “No Love”
7. “Love Of My Life”
8. “Me”
9. “Time’s A Wastin’”
10. “Otherside Of The Game”
11. “Kiss Me On My Neck (Hesi)”
12. “A.D. 2000”
13. “Orange Moon”
14. “Window Seat”
15. “Whipped Cream” (Ari Lennox cover)
16. “Next Lifetime”
17. “Didn’t Cha Know”
18. “If You Believe / Brighter Days”

Megan Thee Stallion is a Warner Music artist Uproxx is an independent subsidiary of Warner Music Group.

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The Three-Team Trade Sending Kristaps Porzingis To Boston Has ‘Fallen Apart’

On Wednesday afternoon, word broke that the Celtics were engaged in talks to land Kristaps Porzingis from the Wizards, as the star big man had until the end of the day to make a decision on his player option. Shortly after, things had escalated to where a three-team deal seemed imminent, with the Clippers entering the fray to bring Malcolm Brogdon to L.A. and send the 30th pick in Thursday’s Draft to Washington (among other moving parts).

However, after a few hours, nothing had been completed and Porzingis was not yet officially a Celtic. With just 90 minutes left until his player option decision was needed, Adrian Wojnarowski reported the trade had “fallen apart” and the three teams were moving on in different directions.

According to Marc Stein, Brogdon’s injury was the main sticking point in the three-team deal, with the Clippers apparently concerned about his health moving forward.

It’s rare for a deal to be talked about this publicly and end up falling apart. We knew the major players who were involved and the main pick as well, but for whatever reason the three teams could not all get on the same page in time to make the blockbuster deal happen. Now comes the fascinating part, where Boston and Washington have 90 minutes to salvage a deal that sends Porzingis to the Celtics, but without Brogdon getting routed to the Clippers.

The same mechanics could still work, but Boston doesn’t have the same draft capital to send to the Wizards for this year that L.A. was able to send with the 30th pick. Brogdon and Gallinari work financially, but it’s not clear what the two sides can agree on in terms of draft compensation and whether Washington will likewise have injury concerns about Brogdon. The Clippers, meanwhile, have to go back to searching for a point guard on the market, which ironically might bring them back to the Wizards to try and get involved in the Chris Paul trade.

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Get Out The Popcorn Because Mark Zuckerberg Agreed To A Cage Match With Fellow Social Media King Elon Musk (Who Might Have Been Joking)

Elon Musk has only been head of Twitter for almost eight months, but already he has to rivals. Bluesky, which features former Twitter head Jack Dorsey on the board, is still slowly rolling out invites. Then there’s Threads, the likely name for Mark Zuckerberg’s competing service. (At least Musk never need worry about Truth Social.) On Tuesday, Musk joked — or not — that he’d gladly duke it out with Zuckerberg. Thing is, Zuckerberg is down for it.

As per The Verge, on Tuesday Musk commented on a post about Threads, which also criticized Zuckerberg’s deceptive actions in the past. Musk was more concerned with the still youngish Facebook co-founder cornering the market.

“I’m sure Earth can’t wait to be exclusively under Zuck’s thumb with no other options,” he also mocked Zuckerberg’s claim that his version of Twitter would be “sane.”

When reminded the Zuckerberg is really into Jiu-jitsu now, Musk replied, “I’m up for a cage match if he is lol.”

Musk is now Twitter’s most famous troll, so he probably meant it in jest. But Zuckerberg wasn’t joking: On his Instagram stories, the Meta guy posted a screengrab of the exchange with the words “Send Me Location.”

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The Verge confirmed that Zuckerberg was on the level, with a Meta spokesperson saying, simply, “The story speaks for itself.”

Musk is quite a bit bigger than the rail-thin Zuckerberg. But Zuckerberg isn’t just into Jiu-jitsu; he’s quite good at it. The ball’s now in Musk’s court, but perhaps he’ll do what he did with Twitter: Say he’s going to do it, then spend months struggling to worm his way out, only to do it anyway. And then when he finally does do it, it goes terribly for him.

(Via The Verge)

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Meek Mill Questioned The Media Coverage Of The Titanic Submersible Because He Just Can’t Make Sense Of It Going Missing

Meek Mill recently used his Twitter account to share a confounding AI-generated rap about his father and perpetuate his beef with DJ Drama. So it was only a matter of time before the social media addict chimed in on the missing Titanic submersible in the North Atlantic, as reported by The New York Times.

“I can’t see a wealthy man doing this with no extreme back up plans….with your son, not saying it’s fake but the way y’all run the same clips in media not even working on the average minds anymore,” Meek tweeted on Wednesday, June 21, in response to an unverified update that the submersible had “less than 22 hours of oxygen left” for passengers trapped inside. “All types of stuff going on in the world y’all headlining with no real info lol”

According to CNN’s ongoing live update, the OceanGate Expeditions vessel lost contact with its support ship, Polar Prince, while descending two hours to the wreckage site of the Titanic on the morning of Sunday, June 18.

There is still mystery surrounding the what, how, and why of the incident, but CNN relayed what little information has been confirmed:

“The submersible, known as ‘Titan,’ begins each trip with 96 hours of life support and has been missing since Sunday, setting up Thursday morning as a key target for finding the vessel and those on board.

“The US Coast Guard rerouted some of its equipment to try to pinpoint banging sounds heard during the aerial search Tuesday and Wednesday morning in the remote North Atlantic area. Though it didn’t yield any results, the sonar devices from the Canadian P-3 aircraft are being analyzed by the US Navy, officials said Wednesday.”

British billionaire Hamish Harding is one of the passengers on the vehicle, and news began circulating that his stepson, Brian Szasz, attended a recent Blink-182 concert. Earlier Wednesday, Cardi B was perplexed as to why Szasz would do such a thing while his stepfather was missing. Szasz slung insults Cardi’s way in response to the criticism in since-deleted tweets.

See reactions to Meek’s skepticism below.

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R&B fans shared the best examples of ‘singing like the rent is due’ and the clips are incredible

R&B music news site RNB Radar asked its audience on Twitter to share “an example of someone singing like the rent is due,” and they didn’t disappoint. The tweet thread of artists leaving it all out on the stage received over 30 million views because it was a fantastic way to experience some of the greatest R&B, soul and gospel singers giving their best performances.

To sing like the “rent is due” is to belt out the song like your life is on the line or that you’ll be living in the streets for the next few weeks if you don’t give it your all. The artists that appeared most often on the list were Whitney Houston, Patti LaBelle and Christina Aguilera, who were all known to give it their all every time out.

Here are 11 of the best videos shared on Twitter in response to RNB Radar’s request.

Christina Aguilera’s rendition of James Brown’s “It’s a Man’s Man’s Man’s World” at the Grammys in 2007 goes next level when she hits that high note at the 18-second mark.

​The Lord definitely took notice of Karen Clark Sheard’s show-stopping rendition of “Balm in Gilead.”

D’Atra Hicks used every emotion one woman can muster in this passionate performance of “How Much Can One Heart Take?” from the stage presentation of “Madea’s Family Reunion.”

Shoshana Bean’s stirring performance of “Make it Rain” is enough to make the sky open and pour down.

Whitney Houston left it all out on stage every time. This compilation proves it.

In one of the best battles in “The Voice” history, Trevin Hunte and Amanda Brown went toe to toe on Mariah Carey’s “Vision of Love.”

Once again, Whitney Houston, this time performing one of the most popular renditions of “The Star Spangled Banner,” a live version recorded at the Super Bowl in 1991. “If you were there, you could feel the intensity,” Houston said, according to Today.com. “We were in the Gulf War at the time. It was an intense time for our country. A lot of our daughters and sons were overseas fighting. I could see in the stadium, I could see the fear, the hope, the intensity, the prayers going up.”

How does Carrie Underwood not pass out when hitting the big note on “Broken Wing”?

Singing a duet with Mariah Carey is no easy task. But Wanya Morris from Boyz II Men is totally up for it in this performance of “One Sweet Day.”

Prince isn’t singing here, but he gave every ounce of soul he had while playing The Beatles’ “While My Guitar Gently Weeps” during the George Harrison tribute at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

Teddy Pendergrass’ passionate performance of “Turn Out the Lights” ensured the rent would get paid. Either he’d come up with the money or there’d be no shortage of women in the audience who would lend him a few bucks after setting this perfect thirst trap.

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Mom’s relatable videos show that nonverbal autism doesn’t mean communication isn’t happening

Autism is a pretty broad spectrum and each autistic person is unique, with their own capabilities and limitations. There is no one-size-fits-all autism diagnosis or characteristics, so you may run into autistic people who are really bubbly and talkative, but you may also meet some who have limited or no vocabulary with more complex challenges.

Some people may believe that nonverbal autistic people either don’t communicate or don’t know how to communicate. One mom is challenging that perception with the videos she uploads to social media proving that using words isn’t the only way someone can get their point across. Shae runs the TikTok account shae_n_stece where she shows the interactions she has with her nonverbal son, Ste’ce.

Shae gives her followers an inside look at how communication works without words. While she does plenty of talking herself, it’s clear that Ste’ce’s facial expressions are an equally valuable part of the conversation.


In one video, Ste’ce is ready for bed and decides that his mom needs to close her door, too, so they can both get some rest. The only problem is, Shae isn’t ready for bed and a disagreement ensues. Clearly, Ste’ce is having some strong feelings over his mom’s refusal to abide by his desire and he let her know. The mom joked, “Idk how I know what he saying but I do,” in the caption of the video.

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Idk how I know what he saying but i do 😂 #shaenstece #autisticadult #adultsonsbetrippin #funny

In another equally amusing video, Ste’ce tells his mom the truth about how he feels about her working from home. It left Mom with some hurt feelings but he was very obviously unbothered. Sometimes the truth hurts but honesty is always best, right?

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Dang my feelings hurt😂😂 #shaenstece #autismacceptance #momandson

The entire account is full of videos showing Ste’ce’s sassy personality along with some pretty big wins, like when he ate green beans. Another video shows him sitting through a haircut, though he doesn’t like the sound of clippers and only tolerates it for the fresh results at the end.

Communication comes in all forms, and Ste’ce is proving that you don’t have to speak or use sign language to have an opinion.

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An attack outside a karaoke bar turned this simple furniture salesman into a mathematical genius

Savant syndrome is an extremely rare condition in which a person diagnosed with a developmental disorder also displays extraordinary mental or artistic talent. Rarer still is Acquired Savant Syndrome, where a seemingly average person undergoes a traumatic brain injury and comes out with these otherworldly abilities.

Mathematical genius Jason Padgett is one of those cases. One of the first recorded cases, in fact.

Padgett was a furniture salesman, living a self-described “shallow” life chasing girls and parties, with zero interest in academics—least of all math, which he found “stupid.”

One fateful night in 2002 would change everything. Padgett was attacked just outside the karaoke bar he had visited, leaving him with a severe concussion. The day he woke up, he could see the world radically differently—everyday objects suddenly looked pixelated.


He would later discover that the images he perceived were fractals, mathematical patterns that create complex geometric shapes, more or less. It’s a hard enough concept to fathom, and even more incredible to actually see.

Padgett began drawing these shapes whenever he could, believing them to be the “keys to the universe.” It wouldn’t be until a physicist recognized his drawings and urged him to take more math classes that Padgett had a language for the things he now understood intuitively.

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Padgett’s newfound genius eventually became the subject of research, confirming an Acquired Savant Syndrome diagnosis. MRI scans revealed that in order to compensate for the area damaged by the attack, different parts of his brain, one linked to mathematical understanding, were more activated.

He also developed synesthesia, when involuntary perceptions cross over between senses (tasting shapes, hearing colors, etc.). This explained him being able to suddenly perceive mathematical formulas as geometric figures.

“I see it [beauty] everywhere,” he said, according to the BBC. “I’m having this mathematical awakening and all around us is absolute magic or about as close as you can get to magic.” Padgett now sells his mesmerizing mathematical artwork online and captivates readers and live audiences alike with his remarkable story.

There is still very little known about savant syndrome, and nuances are being discovered all the time. A report in 2021, for instance, documented 11 cases in which ordinary people, without previous head injuries or neurotypical diagnosis, gained savant-like abilities, leading to a new term of Sudden Savant Syndrome. The human brain really is an entire mysterious universe, and we are only beginning to scratch the surface of it.

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Andie MacDowell shows what we can all learn about beauty and age from the gray hair movement

For many, even those that proudly wave the flag of self-love, the sight of that first gray hair is anxiety inducing. That single strand is a harbinger of the doom of our youth. More than one, and you might as well weave them together to create yourself a noose. It’s time to kiss your beauty—and therefore, your value—goodbye.

But what if, instead of marking the end of our glory days, we could see this change as a new chapter with equally glorious reveals? Something worth presenting, rather than hiding?

Back in July 2021, actress Andie MacDowell made headlines for rocking the silver vixen look at the Cannes Film Festival. MacDowell’s hair has always been a defining feature, but previously she had been coloring her raven locks to maintain her signature look. This was at the behest of her managers, according to an interview with Vogue.

But after her kids officially declared the salt-and-pepper look was “badass,” MacDowell started to see going natural as a “power move.” So she followed the impulse, and you don’t need me to tell you it was a bit of a social media sensation.

MacDowell reflected on how freeing the experience was in a conversation with Interview Magazine. “I feel better like this. Honestly, it’s exhausting to have to be something that you no longer are…I was finally like, ‘You know what? I’m not young. And I’m OK with that..I feel so much more comfortable. It’s like I’ve taken a mask off or something.”’


Isn’t this a battle so many of us fight? Instead of basking in how far we’ve come, we spend so much effort trying to wind back the clock. And in all the rigamarole of trying to delay the inevitable, we forget that aging is a glorious gift. One that’s not guaranteed.

Even when we use terms like “embrace the gray,” there’s this connotation that aging is this frightening tidal wave that we simply need to bolster ourselves for. Where’s the grace in that? I mean, yes, as the end of life approaches, it is scary to think about the impending unknown. But the process of getting there? Perhaps not so much.

In the same article, MacDowell reflected that she, too, “hates the word ’embrace,’ because it always sounds like you’re having to accept something, and I don’t feel like that.” I love this viewpoint. Accept it? Why not value it? Let’s come back to the original meaning of the word … and welcome it warmly.

MacDowell continued “We do have something unique to offer. You can’t be young forever, but you can always be considered beautiful, fashionable, and glamorous.”

The cynical voice in your head might say, “sure easy for someone who’s already glamorous to say that.” But MacDowell isn’t the only one who made this discovery. Tons of “real” women have had the same revelation.

Once the pandemic caused salons across the country to close down (coupled with major pay cuts and job losses), a surge of women chose to stop coloring their hair. But—as with many life aspects affected by COVID-19—what started as a forced restriction became an opportunity for reinvention. In ditching the hair dye, many women found that their silver strands were not only tolerable, they were empowering.

Now you could even say gray hair is “in” and making a comeback tour. And trust, these dames are definitely glamorous. This is not just an experience for A-listers.

Of course, this movement is not just about aesthetics. There is a bigger idea here. It’s no secret that our society has some deep-seated stigmas when it comes to aging, for women in particular. We place a high value on those “30 Under 30” lists, seek out the strongest retinol to erase all signs of life and stand mouth agape in horror at the first mention of the word “ma’am.” But it doesn’t have to be that way. All chapters of life are precious, and worth celebrating.

I’m a firm believer that glamor is only a result of confidence. And as we grow older, we only become more dynamic, more nuanced, more interesting. If that’s not a confidence booster, I don’t know what is.

Going gray won’t be the answer for everyone. I certainly don’t plan on trading in my signature red anytime soon. But the real call to adventure is: How can you feel good about yourself at every stage of life? How can you throw away the (false) notion that you somehow lose your shine with every passing year?

As the saying goes, “beauty is truth, truth beauty.” I think we can really see that in stories like these. To age gracefully is to age fearlessly. Radical self-acceptance is gorgeous.

This article originally appeared on 02.25.22

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The real reason you can’t smile in passport photos is surprisingly practical

Most of us have been trained since before we could talk to smile when someone is taking our picture. It’s almost a Pavlovian response at this point, especially when that picture is going to be representative of you for years to come in an official capacity. Driver’s license pictures usually involve people attempting to look their best, or at least as presentable as possible, complete with a smile.

Passport photos are no different, except when you get to the passport photo place with your freshly coifed hair, showing off that beautiful smile, you’re told to cut it out. Well, maybe in nicer words, but the sentiment is still the same. Keep your teeth behind your lips; there’s no smiling in passport photos. But why?

I’ve personally never understood why this was a thing for the government to be concerned about. You’re likely getting your passport to go somewhere exciting or visit family in another country (which is also exciting), so why no smiles?


Technically, according to the State Department, you can smile, but only if you look like you don’t want to. Kidding. In its Frequently Asked Questions, the State Department explains that smiling is allowed, “but make sure both your eyes are open and your mouth is closed in your photo.” So essentially a closed-mouth smile rather than a big toothy grin. But it also can’t be a smile that emits a lot of emotion since the website states also states that you must have a “neutral facial expression.”

So it’s not that you can’t smile, it’s that you can only do a very specific type of smile. In an interview with HuffPost, Karolina Turowska, a biometric photography and travel expert at Passport Photo.Online said, “The main reason for banning smiling is the introduction of facial recognition software at airports and other border control checkpoints.”

Seems the actual reason for the “ban” on smiling in passport photos doesn’t have anything to do with postal service workers trying to keep you from living your best life. It’s because of the robots…or at least the algorithms. Evidently, it’s difficult for computer-based software programs to tell humans apart if our faces are contorted in a joyous way.

“Algorithms don’t work as we do. To compare a 3D face with a 2D passport photo, they need to pinpoint and measure the users’ facial features. It includes the distance between the pupils, ears, nose and mouth, the mouth’s and the eyes’ width, and many others. Smiling can make it harder, as it alters facial proportions,” Turowska told HuffPost.

Smiling isn’t the only no-no in passport photos. According to US Passport Service Guide, you can get your passport rejected for a number of reasons and only one of them is smiling like The Joker. Wearing glasses, submitting an edited picture and using the wrong background are all reasons your passport photo can be denied.

If you’re due to renew your passport or if you’re going for your first one, it’s best to review all the rules before submitting your photo or showing up at your nearest Walgreens. It’s better to lead with caution on this one or it could delay you receiving your little book of world stamps. Happy traveling, folks.