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Report: James Harden Is ‘Torn’ On Staying With The Sixers Or Returning To The Rockets

Arguably the biggest free agent decision that will happen this summer involves James Harden. By now, the most likely options appear to be set for the soon-to-be unrestricted free agent, as Harden will either return to the Philadelphia 76ers or reunite with the Houston Rockets, the franchise that helped turn him into an NBA MVP.

Trying to figure out Harden’s next move has been difficult, as the reports around both of the teams involved seem to project some amount of optimism that they’ll be able to come to terms on a deal with him. And according to Shams Charania on FanDuel TV’s Run It Back, the guy tasked with making the decision is legitimately torn between his two options.

“My sense is that James Harden is really torn right now on his free agency decision,” Charania said. “I don’t think he knows, today, which way he’s going to go, but you look at the two teams that it’ll come down to. The Philadelphia 76ers, staying in Philly, or going and returning to Houston — his roots, his family, there in Houston right now. I’m told James Harden is torn on where this is gonna go.”

While the Sixers have the ability to offer Harden a little more money (both teams can give him a 4-year deal) and made a coaching change by bringing in ex-Raptors coach Nick Nurse, the team will need to overcome the fact that Harden continues to have extremely strong ties to where he used to play.

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Ayo Edebiri, A True Comedic Martyr: ‘Maybe I’ll Get To Play Pete Davidson’s Girlfriend Or Whatever’

Making it in TV is hard, making it in comedy is even harder, and making it as a comedian on TV show as a young woman can be pretty impossible. There have been many hit comics over recent years who have crossed over to TV, like Tina Fey or Amy Poehler, but it’s hard to make the jump from “funny person” to TV star. Ayo Edebiri has been around for a while, both as an actor and writer lending her comedic talents to shows like Big Mouth and Dickinson, but she didn’t have that high of hopes when she began.

On the other hand, if you’re Pete Davidson, you can really just roll out of bed at 2 pm in sweatpants and show up with a Taco Bell breakfast sandwich to a stand-up gig and still kill it, or spend $200k on a ferry boat just for giggles. It’s the world we live in!

Before landing her role on The Bear, Edebiri was well aware that being a woman in comedy could cause her to be typecast. In a recent roundtable for The Hollywood Reporter, Edebiri explained, “I started in comedy, and so I think the box that I put myself in was, ‘Cool, I’ll be playing millennial assistants for another five years and then maybe I’ll get to play Pete Davidson’s girlfriend or whatever.’” She said, adding that she wouldn’t be opposed to playing the coveted role of Davidson’s new partner.

“Sorry, and I would be honored to, I would literally revel in the opportunity.” It’s unclear whether she meant this as an actual role or, you know, as being a future Pete girlfriend. Yet why wouldn’t she want to apply to the Davidson School of Love? To be among the likes of Ariana Grande, Kim Kardashian, and Margaret Qualley…he has a strong alumni network.

Edebiri was obviously kidding about it all, but Natasha Lyonne told her not to put herself in a box for Petey. “Ayo, no! I mean, lovely guy, funny guy, but…” She trailed off, and we may never know her true feelings on Davidson…

Even though she has yet to play opposite Davidson, Edebiri clearly doesn’t need him to help her out. Her breakout role on The Bear has garnered a ton of attention, and she is starring in the highly-anticipated movies Bottoms and Theater Camp this summer. Pete Davidson would be lucky to have her on his team.

(Via The Hollywood Reporter)

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Craft Beer Experts Name The One Pale Ale They Always Keep Stocked In The Fridge

When it comes to the hierarchy of beer styles that American brewers have put their own spin on, it’s pretty tough to beat the appeal of the American pale ale. It all started in 1980, when Ken Grossman and Paul Camusi at the recently opened Sierra Nevada Brewing Company (after a ton of trial and error and a whole lot of sampling) created the now iconic (and often imitated) Sierra Nevada Pale Ale.

It was more bitter than most of the beers on the market and was brewed exclusively with a reasonably new hop variety called Cascade. This piney, bitter, citrus-filled beer set the stage for all the hoppy, bitter West Coast beers (pale ales and IPAs alike) to come.

Today, you can stroll into any grocery or beer store in the country and find a dozen or more pale ales lining cooler shelves. While they all have their own unique flavor profiles thanks to the talented brewers who crafted them, they all owe a little bit of their creation to that first American pale ale. To find a few gems for you to pick up this week, we went to the professionals for help.

We asked a handful of well-known bartenders and craft beer experts to tell us the one pale ale they always keep stocked in their fridge. Keep scrolling below to see them all.

Revolution Fist City

Revolution Fist City
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Glenn Allen, head brewer at Pilot Project Brewing in Chicago

ABV: 5.5%

Average Price: $12 for a six-pack

The Beer:

One of my favorite pale ales to drink in the summer is Revolution Brewing’s Fist City. It has a lot of traditional American hop character from the use of exclusively C-hops. It’s a beer I keep stocked all summer long. A great example of an American pale ale.

Tasting Notes:

It leads with pine and citrus that merge with nuanced fruity and floral notes. It’s a super crisp and refreshing brew for those hot summer nights.

Anderson Valley Poleeko

Anderson Valley Poleeko
Anderson Valley

Marisa Mercado, beverage director at Fanny’s LA in Los Angeles

ABV: 5%

Average Price: $11 for a six-pack

The Beer:

Anderson Valley Poleeko Pale Ale is a can’t-miss spring and summer beer. It’s crisp bold and bready. I drink this stuff with spicy food all day long. If you encounter it in a store, don’t waste any time. Grab a sixer of this Columbus, Nugget, Cascade, Chinook hopped pale ale and enjoy your day.

Tasting Notes:

This is a very well-balanced, easy-drinking pale ale. Sipping it reveals biscuit-like malts, lemon zest, grapefruit, and grassy, floral hops.

Creature Comforts Automatic Pale Ale

Creature Comforts Automatic
Creature Comforts

Tom Muscolino, director of beverage innovation at Landmark Hospitality in Plainfield, New Jersey

ABV: 5.5%

Average Price: $12 for a six-pack

The Beer:

Creature Comforts Brewing Automatic Pale Ale from Athens, Georgia. It’s a classic pale ale. It’s perfect any time of year, but shines during the warmer months. The brewery is also apparently a favorite of Thor, the God of Thunder.

Tasting Notes:

Very easy drinking — bright, and refreshing, with notes of berries, grapefruit peel, and a touch of pine.

Proclamation Derivative Comet

Proclamation Derivative Comet
Proclamation

Rob Day, vice president of marketing at Jack’s Abby Craft Lagers in Framingham, Massachusetts

ABV: 6%

Average Price: $17 for a four-pack

The Beer:

I really enjoy the Proclamation Ale Company Derivative series. I came in through the Cashmere option, but there are a few and they’re all great. For these, I feel like they knock key fruit notes out of the park without giving way to sweetness. Another great choice is Derivative Comet. For all, the ABV is comfortable at the 6% ABV level and they are never cloying.

Tasting Notes:

This single-hopped pale ale gets its aroma and flavor from the liberal use of Comet hops. This year-round beer is known for its floral, lightly piney, very fruity flavor profile with notes of melon, grapefruit, and berries.

3 Floyds Zombie Dust

3 Floyds Zombie Dust
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Jill Caron, bar principle at The Salty Pig in Boston, Massachusetts

ABV: 6.2%

Average Price: $15 for a six-pack

The Beer:

One pale ale that’s always in the fridge would be 3 Floyds Zombie Dust Pale Ale. It’s very refreshing and not too hoppy, and you can have a few without feeling “beer full”. The artwork on their cans also makes it super fun to drink because they use heavy metal references in the artwork.

Tasting Notes:

This pale ale is made from Citra Hops giving it some notes of peach, passion fruit, lemon, and peach, which makes this beer extremely crisp and refreshing.

Zero Gravity Little Wolf

Zero Gravity Little Wolf
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Sawyer Platt, bar lead at Publico Street Bistro & Garden in South Boston, Massachusetts

ABV: 4.7%

Average Price: $10 for a four-pack of 16-ounce cans

The Beer:

Coming from one of the more reputable Vermont breweries, Little Wolf Pale Ale by Zero Gravity is one of my top picks. It’s brewed with refreshing, Citra and Mosaic hops that are characteristic of many New England IPAs, but without the heaviness.

Tasting Notes:

This is a great flavorful session beer for warmer seasons. It’s known for its nice mix of tropical fruits, citrus, and bright, floral hops.

3 Floyds Zombie Ice

3 Floyds Zombie Ice
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Drew Russ, lead bartender at Venteux in Chicago

ABV: 8.5%

Average Price: $15 for a six-pack

The Beer:

Recently I have been enjoying Zombie Ice from 3 Floyds. It is billed as an ‘undead double pale ale’, and it is a big one at 8.5% ABV. It’s a ramped up version of its popular Zombie Dust pale ale.

Tasting Notes:

It’s crisp, refreshing, and great for after work because you only need one or even less than one. It’s a great shower beer, but I frequently forget to grab the bottle out of my shower.

Oskar Blues Dale’s Pale Ale

Oskar Blues Dale’s Pale Ale
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Jared Bailey, bar manager at Soho Cigar Bar in New York City

ABV: 6.5%

Average Price: $11 for a six-pack

The Beer:

While it doesn’t get as much respect as it deserves for propelling the popularity of the style, I feel Dale’s Pale Ale from Oskar Blues is as easy drinking as they come, and the light and crisp mouthfeel as well as the classic pale ale flavors that shine through.

Tasting Notes:

Pale malts, citrus, and floral hops are the main flavors of this beer. The finish is biting and piney and leaves you craving one more can.

Deschutes Mirror Pond

Deschutes Mirror Pond
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Ryan Mickelson, director of operations at Leave Room For Dessert Eateries in Park City, Utah

ABV: 5%

Average Price: $11 for a six-pack

The Beer:

Mirror Pond Pale Ale from Deschutes Brewery in Oregon. It is a preferred true and classic style Pale Ale with 100% cascade hops. It has a classic malt build that appeals to all of our guests, and they love it every time.

Tasting Notes:

If you’re a fan of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, you’ll love Deschutes Mirror Pond. This Cascade-hopped pale ale is citrus and pine-driven just like its California counterpart.

Yards Philadelphia Pale Ale

Yards Philadelphia Pale Ale
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Mark Edelson, co-founder and vice president of beer at Iron Hill Brewery in Exton, Pennsylvania

ABV: 4.6%

Average Price: $11 for a six-pack

The Beer:

My go-to pale ale is Philly Pale, brewed by our friends at Yards. It’s citrusy and delicate. Great for summer. This classic pale ale is brewed with Cascade, Centennial, and Simcoe hops. It’s crisp, refreshing, and perfectly hopped.

Tasting Notes:

This beer is hoppy, pleasantly bitter, and filled with citrus fruits. It also has a nice malt backbone that holds everything together nicely. It’s just a well-balanced, complex, easy-drinking pale ale.

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Janelle Monáe Vows To ‘Never Sit Back And Be Silent’ About ‘Injustices’ Trans And LGBTQ People Face Amid New Laws

Now is a complicated time for the LGBTQ community. We’re a week into Pride Month, but the celebration comes after the recent passage of laws across the US targeting drag and trans people. As all this is going on, Janelle Monáe does not plan on being silent.

In a recent video interview with NBC4 Washington, Monáe was asked how they respond to the recent legal happenings and they answered, “You respond by fighting back, by speaking out against, standing with our trans community, my siblings. As a nonbinary, queer, pansexual person, I am proud to be in this community. I will never sit back and be silent about the injustices that are happening against our trans community.”

She spoke about similar topics in another recent interview with The Sydney Morning Herald, saying, “There are a lot of laws being put in place around my trans family and the LGBTQI+ communities and even Black folks — you can’t even talk about certain things in school anymore. Those who are trans, they’re literally trying to erase their existence and not treat them with human decency. So, of course we fight, but even in the middle of the fight we take time to find joy.”

When asked if it was difficult to discuss these topics, Monáe responded, “I feel like I’m one of the most vocal, loud and proud, pansexual, queer, non-binary, black folks who have a platform! I feel I’ve said a lot. I don’t feel uncomfortable now, thank God. But I know there are a lot of people who may be uncomfortable with it, who don’t have to feel rushed or forced into talking about something that is private for most folks. There is no right or wrong way to talk about being in the LGBTQI+ community. As long as it’s with love, it’s fine.”

Janelle Monáe is a Warner Music artist. Uproxx is an independent subsidiary of Warner Music Group.

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Maren Morris Declared She ‘Couldn’t Give A Sh*t’ About Backlash For Her Support Of The LGBTQ+ Community

Country superstar Maren Morris has long been outspoken in her support of the LGBTQ+ community. Last year, she was deemed a “lunatic country music person” by Fox News after she called out Brittany Aldean for making transphobic comments. She was so honored by the statement that she changed her social media profile pictures to a screencap from the Fox News segment during which she received the title. She also began selling special “lunatic country music person” merch.

Earlier this year, Morris made an appearance as a guest judge on RuPaul’s Drag Race, where she also apologized to the LGBTQ+ community for how country music has treated them over the years.

Today (June 7), Billboard published a long-form essay in which Morris explained what she’s learned from being an outspoken ally of the LGBTQ+ community. While she’s certainly received backlash for her support, Morris notes that she is generally unfazed.

“I have not been pulled from the radio — at least not as a reaction to my actions,” she said. “I’ve certainly lost fans along the way. But I think that’s sort of like spring cleaning. I don’t want to make three albums and go away forever; this is it for me. I don’t love anything else as much as I love performing and writing songs. So, with the effects of the ‘punishment phase’ of speaking out, I couldn’t give a sh-t because I’m going to be doing this for the long haul. You lose some people along the way, but you solidify those that you had from the get-go.”

Elsewhere, she noted that musicians can never please anyone, but she simply plans to keep surrounding herself with good people, and doing the best she can to support marginalized communities.

“[C]lapping back on Twitter and expecting a different result doesn’t work for me anymore,” said Morris. “I’m going to look to where the people are helping and just Mister Rogers this b*tch.”

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QUIZ: Is This A Quote About How Livvy Rizzed Up Baby Gronk Or Is This A Line From ‘Nineteen Eighty-Four’ By George Orwell

Have you ever seen a collection of words strung together that immediately changed your life? That happened recently thanks to a video that started to make its way around the internet about Baby Gronk, who might be the new rizz king, getting a hug from Livvy.

Do you know what any of those words mean? Does it matter? Does free will exist? It can be hard to answer these things, and what we can do is attempt to turn all of this into content — not the part about free will, as this is a website that is ostensibly about sports, and I do not make enough money to do any sort of a deep dive into that topic.

But what I do make enough money to dive into is the subject of Baby Gronk, and Livvy, and a video that really blew up on Twitter on Tuesday. Here are the necessary people you need to know here:

Baby Gronk: A 10-year-old child named Madden San Miguel who plays football and has turned into an internet celebrity with more than 300,000 followers on Instagram.

Livvy: LSU gymnast Olivia “Livvy” Dunne, who has turned into a social media personality (she has millions of followers on TikTok and Instagram) and one of the most prominent individuals in the NIL space.

h00pify: A TikTok user who made a video that changed my life forever.

Everything is based around this video that was posted to Baby Gronk’s IG account where he meets Dunne during a visit he took to LSU’s campus. Dunne asks if he is the kid from the internet — he says yes, as he is Baby Gronk — and after he says that he might play football at LSU, she says he has to become a Tiger. Then, she hugged him and the video ended.

Can you feel how important this video is? Because I sure as hell can. My hunch is that this is what it felt like when the earliest humans created a fire for the first time. Anyway, this was the inspiration for a h00pify video that you can watch right here, but instead of doing that, why not partake in a fun little quiz we threw together? Below are six quotes — three are from h00pify’s video, three are from George Orwell’s dystopian novel Nineteen Eighty-Four — and it is your job to determine which one comes from which.

1. Livvy just convinced Baby Gronk to commit to LSU.

2. On his visit to LSU, Livvy rizzed him up, Livvy even hugged Baby Gronk.

3. In the end the Party would announce that two and two made five, and you would have to believe it. It was inevitable that they should make that claim sooner or later: the logic of their position demanded it. Not merely the validity of experience, but the very existence of external reality, was tacitly denied by their philosophy. The heresy of heresies was common sense. And what was terrifying was not that they would kill you for thinking otherwise, but that they might be right. For, after all, how do we know that two and two make four? Or that the force of gravity works? Or that the past is unchangeable? If both the past and the external world exist only in the mind, and if the mind itself is controllable what then?

4. And if all others accepted the lie which the Party imposed — if all records told the same tale — then the lie passed into history and became truth. ‘Who controls the past,’ ran the Party slogan, ‘controls the future: who controls the present controls the past.’ And yet the past, though of its nature alterable, never had been altered. Whatever was true now was true from everlasting to everlasting. It was quite simple. All that was needed was an unending series of victories over your own memory. ‘Reality control’, they called it: in Newspeak, ‘doublethink’

5. War is peace
Freedom is slavery
Ignorance is strength

6. He might be the new rizz king, do you think Baby Gronk will lead LSU to a national championship?

RESULTS BELOW

1, 2, and 6 are from the TikTok; 3, 4, and 5 are from Nineteen Eighty-Four. Thank you very much for playing and your continued reading of Uproxx Sports.

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This Less-Visited National Park In Colorado Is The Perfect Place To Kick Off Summer 2023

Summer is about to kick into high gear. And while many of us don’t have the bandwidth to plan an epic vacation to some of the least visited or remote National Parks in the United States, we still want some solitude on our adventures. That’s where “lesser known” National Parks come in, and there’s still plenty of time to book a trip to one of these gems.

Grace Lee, executive director of the National Park Trust says that “Although there are 424 national park units, 49% of the annual 300 million visitors explore just 25 of those sites.” Of the 63 major National Parks in the NPS system, the National Park Service reports that just 8 of the top parks are responsible for 25% of the visitation numbers.

Obviously, traveling over 5,000 miles from the mainland to visit American Samoa (the least visited park in 2022) or hitting up certain parks in Alaska that don’t have roads isn’t for the faint at heart. That’s why the National Park Service has been promoting these smaller and less-trafficked parks in order to increase visitation. And it’s paying off.

Great Sand Dunes Lodge
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This summer, Pacifico is partnering with National Park Trust to help preserve the most populous national parks and raise awareness for lesser-known parks. In the process, Pacifico has donated to preservation efforts, along with providing a directory of lesser-known parks with ideas of what to do while you’re there and incentivizing adventurers to visit. So where to begin?

I always recommend Great Sand Dunes National Park in Colorado as a slightly off-the-beaten-path destination. While the park can still see crowds in the summer months, it is nowhere near the levels of Rocky Mountain National Park to the north or some of the Utah parks to the West. And with the miles of towering sand dunes – the tallest in North America – it’s easy to get away from the crowds. Here’s how to visit in 2023.

WHY SUMMER?

GREAT SAND DUNES
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Great Sand Dunes National Park is a stunning and otherworldly landscape that is truly like nowhere else in the country. With shimmering sand dunes surrounded by the majestic Sangre de Cristo Mountains, it is a sight everyone should see at least once in their lifetimes.

But why summer specifically? For the beach, of course. While Colorado boasts no oceans and few “beaches” of any kind, many Colorado natives make the yearly trek to the park to lounge along the banks of Medano Creek – the snowmelt-formed creek that flows across the dunes in late spring and early summer. Visitors bring their pool toys, sand castle forms, and umbrellas to have a relaxing day on the most unique beach you’re likely to ever see.

HOW TO GET THERE:

Sand Dunes
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Many of the lesser-visited National Parks are that way due to proximity – or lack of – to major cities or thoroughfares, and Great Sand Dunes is no different. While it is only just under 80 miles off I-25 in Southern Colorado, it feels (and is) fairly remote. If you’re flying into Denver International Airport, it’s 252 miles, or just over a 4-hour drive down I-25.

If you have some time, I recommend traveling on US 287 which will add about a half hour to the drive (without stops) but will wind you through remarkable mountain passes and the hip and outdoorsy small towns of Buena Vista, Salida, and Fairplay – all solid facsimiles for the Town of South Park.

WHAT TO DO:

HIKE:

Backpack Sand Dunes
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Hike to the top of the tallest sand dunes in North America. While there are no designated trails in the park, there are named dunes you can – and should – climb up. High Dune, while actually not the highest dune in the park, is what many people choose to summit as it is the most visible from the parking lot. Hidden Dune and Star Dune are both currently tied for the title of “tallest dune in North America” at 741 ft. They’re both going to take over 6 hours to complete and can be very strenuous in the summer months – but then you can tell everyone you summited the tallest sand dunes in North America.

There are also several forested and alpine trails in the park that provide some shade for those hot summer days. Medano Creek Trailhead starts at over 10,000 feet and leads to a 13,297 ft summit for advanced hikers. Mosca Pass Trail winds through aspen and evergreen forest along a creek to a small mountain pass.

Another place to hike is just outside the park boundaries at Zapata Falls Trail. The just 0.9-mile trail leads to a gorgeous 25-foot waterfall that is impressive in any season.

SANDBOARD AND SANDSLED:

As you near Great Sand Dunes National Park you’ll see at least one long line – the line for sandboard and sand sled rentals at Great Sand Dunes Oasis just outside of the park. You can rent a board or sled for $20 per day at the Oasis or at Great Sand Dunes Lodge if you’re a guest. Then take it to the dunes for the thrill of a lifetime.

Sandboarding and sand sledding are permitted anywhere on the dunes and it’s a heart-pumping activity you’ll never forget.

BEACH:

Medano Creek
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Have a beach day on Medano Creek. My first visit to Great Sand Dunes was with my family when I must have been around eight years old. My only memory is of shock at the “beach” surrounded by mountains. There were people cruising by on pool floats with their beach chairs and umbrellas set up to beat the heat – it all felt like it must be a hallucination of some kind.

But thankfully, it’s no hallucination, and it’s one of the best places to spend a hot Colorado summer day. While the creek is seasonal, created from snowmelt in the nearby mountains, it does lead to above-average crowding on early summer weekends. If you can get to the creek try for a weekday, or earlier in the day to beat the crowds.

STARGAZE:

Great Sand Dunes is an official “International Dark Sky Park”, a designation made by the International Dark Sky Association for parks that meet strict standards for sky darkness. The Milky Way is most visible during late summer, and evening ranger programs are often scheduled for the summer months.

WHERE TO STAY:

Great Sand Dunes Lodge
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This park is fairly remote, but you still have plenty of options for places to stay near the park.

I stayed at Great Sand Dunes Lodge on my last visit – it has the best location, at the foot of the sand dunes between the visitor center and Zapata Falls. The rooms are basic, but you’re there for proximity and views – and boy does this lodge have them. Every room has a patio looking out onto the dunes where hummingbirds often zip by while you watch the sunset with a brew over the dunes and mountains in the distance. The Lodge provides a basic breakfast and guests can also rent sandboards or sleds which is very convenient.

Sand Dunes
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Just below the lodge lies the Great Sand Dunes Oasis store and RV park with camping and lodging in camping cabins available. There is also a restaurant and general store on site.

Just a few miles down the road lies Zapata Ranch, a ranch owned by The Nature Conservancy and managed by Ranchlands where guests can have an all-inclusive experience. The 15-bedroom lodge hosts guests for multiple night stays, with access to a plethora of activities including horseback riding, rock climbing, whitewater rafting, massages, and fly fishing. The ranch is home to a conservation herd of 2,000 bison and guests are welcome to work alongside the ranchers and wranglers for a true Western experience.

WHERE TO EXPLORE IN THE AREA:

The sand dunes aren’t all there is to see in the San Luis Valley of Colorado, the area is up and coming with quirky attractions and lots of open spaces.

Stop by Joyful Journey Hot Springs for a soak after a day of climbing the dunes, about an hour north of the park. You can stay the night in a yurt, tipi, or lodge, or simply spend the day in one of the three pools or two jacuzzis. Spa treatments are offered along with yoga classes and moon circles.

The UFO Watchtower is a unique roadside attraction, with visitors claiming to have had UFO sightings at this location over the years. The observation tower and campground are just 30 miles west of the park.

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Vladimir Putin Reportedly Made Up His Whole Master-Spy Past When He Was Really An ‘Errand Boy’ For The KGB

Vladimir Putin is, like any autocrat, perhaps his own biggest fan. Sure, he’s reportedly been planning the ultimate bunker while descending into assassination-paranoia, but in his heyday, the Russian president crafted a “superman” reputation for himself while posing for shirtless photos on horseback. This has, of course, led to mockery from other world leaders, and Russia’s tattered economy continues to suffer due to his ill-advised Ukraine invasion. To say that this is a mess would be an understatement.

Is there anything left of Putin’s former image, though? Perhaps not because Business Insider reveals that he apparently his own legend as a KGB super spy and a master of Soviet Union intelligence. The publication cites (German outlet) Der Spiegel, which interviewed an ex-Putin KGB colleague who countered that his “work consisted primarily of endlessly reviewing applications for West German relatives’ visits or searching for potential informants among foreign students at Dresden University.” It gets worse:

The report says that Putin is rarely mentioned in Stasi — the name of the East German secret police — records. In those that do reference him, it is only in regards to things like his birthday or administrative tasks, none provide evidence to back up the stories mentioned previously.

Horst Jehmlich, a former Stasi officer who also worked in Dresden, told Der Spiegel that Putin was nothing more than an “errand boy.”

So far, there’s been no reported response from the Kremlin, but to be fair, they’re fairly busy fending off drone strikes and trying to figure out the point of their boss’ Ukraine war. The jury is still out there, too.

(Via Business Insider)

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PJ Harvey Dropped The Delicate New Song ‘I Inside The Old I Dying’ And Unveiled New Tour Dates For This Fall

PJ Harvey is sharing the second glimpse from her next album with the new track, “I Inside The Old I Dying.” The drop also comes complete with an animated video directed by Cristóbal León and Joaquín Cociña.

“This delicate and beautiful song eluded us until the very last day in the studio,” Harvey shared in a statement before speaking about her collaborators, Flood and John Parish. “Over the previous five weeks we had tried so many times to capture it and failed, and/but then John reinvented the feel of the guitar pattern.”

“As he was demonstrating it in the control room, Flood handed me a microphone and pressed record whilst I sat next to John trying to work out how to sing to it,” she added. “The result somehow captures the ethereal and melancholic longing I was looking for.”

Harvey has also announced a UK and European tour for this fall. Find more information on tickets here.

Check out “I Inside The Old I Dying” above. Continue scrolling for a complete list of tour dates.

09/22 — Dublin, IE @ 3Olympia Theatre
09/23 — Dublin, IE @ 3Olympia Theatre
09/25 — Glasgow, UK @ Barrowland
09/26 — Glasgow, UK @ Barrowland
09/28 — London, UK @ Roundhouse
09/29 — London, UK @ Roundhouse
10/02 — Manchester, UK @ Albert Hall
10/03 — Manchester, UK @ Albert Hall
10/06 — Amsterdam, NL @ Paradiso
10/07 — Amsterdam, NL @ Paradiso
10/09 — Brussels, BE @ Cirque Royal
10/10 — Brussels, BE @ Cirque Royal
10/12 — Paris, FR @ Olympia
10/13 — Paris, FR @ Olympia
10/15 — Zurich, CH @ Volkshaus
10/16 — Zurich, CH @ Volkshaus
10/18 — Prague, CZ @ Velký sál Lucerna
10/19 — Prague, CZ @ Velký sál Lucerna
10/21 — Berlin, DE @ Admiralspalast
10/22 — Berlin, DE @ Admiralspalast
10/24 — Warsaw, PL @ Palladium
10/25 — Warsaw, PL @ Palladium
10/27 — Copenhagen, DK @ Falkonersalen
10/28 — Copenhagen, DK @ Falkonersalen
10/30 — Oslo, NO @ Sentrum Scene
10/31 — Oslo, NO @ Sentrum Scene

I Inside The Old Year Dying is out 7/7 via Partisan Records. Find more information here.

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A Whiskey Blender Breaks Down How A Whiskey Is *Actually* Blended

What does it mean when someone “blends a whiskey?” My goal with this piece is to answer just that, while also dispelling some old myths about what whiskey blending is and isn’t. I was lucky enough to get some help on this journey from one of my favorite brands, Balcones, and their blender Emma Crandall.

Before we dive into the nitty-gritty, let’s lay down a few foundational facts. All whiskeys are a blend of barrels unless they’re labeled “single barrel” or “single cask.” A batch of whiskey is a blend of barrels from the same distillate/style. So all the barrels in a “straight bourbon whiskey” has to be straight bourbon whiskey that’s blended from sometimes hundreds or even thousands of barrels.

Likewise with “single malt Scotch whisky,” all of the barrels blended into a batch of single malt need to be single malt Scotch whisky from the same distillery. But “blended Scotch whisky” or “blended American whiskey” or sometimes just “bourbon whiskey” represent a blend of different types of whiskeys/spirits. Blended Scotch whisky is usually a blend of single malt and single grains whiskies. Blended American whiskey is often (but not always) a blend of bourbon and neutral grain spirit or unaged whiskey.

To be very clear, Emma Crandall and I will be discussing the former. We’re discussing how multiple barrels are blended to create a “batch” of whiskey. In this case, we’re breaking down how Balcones’ beloved Lineage Texas Single Malt Whisky is built, blended, and made.

Crandall was kind enough to jump on a call and break it all down from a true insider’s perspective. So, let’s dive in and learn how a batch of whiskey is really built by someone doing that work on the day-to-day level.

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When you’re looking at blending, what are the sort of details that you’re looking for when you start to build something out? Is it a matter of finding barrels that fit a profile? Or is it more seeing what you have that you can use to find new paths?

It’s a little of both of those things. I can take you through an entire blending process, what that would look like, start to finish with one of our core blends, Lineage. I’ve gotten to be able to be more and more involved in each step of that process, and I’m really grateful they made me officially a blender. I’m no longer an assistant anymore, which is really exciting.

Congratulations! And awesome, let’s walk through how Lineage is made.

So, when we’re first beginning a batch, we have this software that shows us our entire warehouse, and it’s a more visual way of looking at our warehouse. We can filter it in a very customized set of directions and filters. When we are thinking about starting a Lineage blend, we will look at, “Okay. Well, this is made from Scottish barley and Texas barley.” We’ll look at all of that stock, we’ll filter it by age statement to make sure we’re only looking at things that are in the right age.

Then, we will filter it on barrel type. For Lineage particularly, we’re looking at used casks that could be American oak, European oak, or French oak. We also have used Kentucky barrels because they’re used casks. We look at what’s been used in them before. We have this function in Whisky Systems — which is the database that we use right now for reporting — where you can record barrel notes. We keep track of if something’s been transferred into a different cask, or if maybe someone tried it and took particular tasting notes that were different from the typical trend of that spirit type, we might record that in a barrel note.

We’ll pull a list of barrel numbers that could be Lineage. It doesn’t mean they’re going into this batch, but they could be. We send that list off to our warehouse team and they pull all of the samples for us. Once they bring those up to the blending room, we will separate and organize all of the samples in little 100 ml vials and we’ll separate and organize them based on the criteria that I just mentioned to you. So, we’ll separate the American oak, European, French oak, and used Kentucky barrels.

With malt, we get really granular and so we will sample each individual barrel and take sensory data on them. We have these little charts that have a section for the nose and a section for the palette. We’ll take notes on the aromas and flavors, descriptors, and texture. We’ll make a note if there are any flaws and if we think any mitigation needs to happen for that cask, and we’ll kind of tier them with tier one being the most promising up front. That’s probably what we’re going to end up using in the batch. And then tier three being maybe something problematic that needs mitigation, or it could just be that the flavor profile doesn’t match. Maybe it’s more of a Texas One blend versus a Lineage blend kind of cask.

That’s kind of the crapshoot, isn’t it? Or have you found more consistency in the barrels?

There are some things like production changes that have happened over time where we’re finding more consistency in some avenues versus others. We’ve found which barrels we like to fill. We’re also starting to have more patterns of what works for us and what doesn’t work as well. That’s been really helpful. We’re hitting our 15-year anniversary of Balcones, and so it’s nice to have some patterns to help along the way.

Wow, 15 years, time flies. So back to building out the blend. What happens next?

We’ll take all those tier-one casks and we’ll build a base out of that. We will pretend like every cask has an equal amount of volume in it as we’re working this tabletop base — our in-lab blend — because we don’t know every cask’s fill level versus its evaporation rate. We’ll go like one to one. Once we’re happy with a tabletop base, we’ll send those numbers off to the warehouse team and they dump it for us.

They bring us a sample of the dumped base, and then from there we can spike it and tweak it as needed. Sometimes we’re really close, and maybe we don’t do anything to it, or we add one or two casks and sometimes it takes a bit more work.

Right. I imagine some casks are emptier than others and that throws a monkey wrench in everything.

It always amazes me. We’ll get messages from the warehouse team saying, “Hey, it turns out this cask had a really bad leak and it’s almost empty.” Even that one cask of, say, a hundred, can make a huge difference sometimes. That’s always a beautiful and frustrating surprise sometimes.

So more often than not, we’re going to have to tweak the base in the lab to adjust the tabletop base we’re working on. Once we’re happy with that kind of tabletop, again, we’ll mix the barrels we think we need to add into the base on a tabletop. Then we will send that to the warehouse. They’ll dump it again, and we’ll keep doing that process until we get to a final blend. Then we’ll approve it and it goes through the bottling process and all of that.

All of that makes Lineage my favorite release to blend at Balcones because there are so many different kinds of barrel types that we work with. I really like looking at the Texas multi-barley that we put in there. It just has a lot of fun parts to it and it feels the most like a puzzle, if that makes sense.

So let’s take a small step back, or wider, I guess. How do you keep that continuity between batch after batch? How far back do you go with releases to keep a throughline?

It’s very interesting. What we’ll do is when we’re starting the blend, we will pull out the last three batches and do sensory analysis on those. It’s surprising even after having finished a blend and returning to it a year later, there are moments where I think, “Oh, that’s a little woodier than I remembered it being,” or, “Oh, so nice. This batch has developed so nicely.” As we’re going through, we’re keeping in mind that profile. We’ll point out all the things we like and don’t like about previous batches.

For some of our releases, we might be thinking of the direction we want to take it if it’s kind of changing in ways we didn’t foresee. We want to do that slowly over time rather than all at once. With Lineage, there are moments where it’s like we’re doing our table talk and even though we’re picking some of the best casks for it, it might be like, “Oh, that’s kind of prickly or spicier. It has this white spice kind of note to it that we want to avoid.” There’s definitely a level of, “Here is our Lineage profile, and we want to showcase this.”

We want consumers who love Lineage to know they can return to it and it will still be Lineage. But we also will come across moments where we find tasting notes in that process that aren’t typical. Sometimes we get a little gingery note on the finish that we try to avoid highlighting too much in our blends. Anytime we find really beautiful stone fruit — that’s all over our whiskeys — we want to hold onto it. But we have to ask: Is it stone fruit versus cooked down to the caramelized sugars from peaches or tropical fruit? All of those different kinds of fruit categories have a different release vein in our heads. Mirador, you think more tropical fruit. Texas One kind of has more of that. With that virgin oak, you just get more density from it and it shows more fruit. Lineage has more for those light and delicate fruits but they still present as peach, apricot, and fresh fruit notes.

I love those fruit notes in Balcones. So getting a little more granular, let’s talk water in building a blend. Naturally, each barrel is going to have a slightly varied ABV or proof so what are you proofing each one down to when you sample them in the tasting lab?

The moment we start sampling individual barrels, we are proofing each sample down to 47-proof. Since we know that this is the bottling proof, we’re doing everything at that proof. Because you could blend something at cask and then proof it down and it does not do what you think it will do.

When we know the bottling proof, we will always blend and sample to the bottling proof. It isn’t until we get more towards special releases or new releases we haven’t done before that it’s like, “Okay, well maybe let’s try this at cask strength, and see and go from there.”

Prohibida, our rum and XP release that we did that last summer, we blended that at cask strength. But it wasn’t until after that and we were fiddling with it and trying it at different proof samples that we realized it showcased the best at 50%, 100-proof. So we proofed that one down.

I imagine that then the other aspect is that there’s a time component where you kind of got to walk away for a second, clear your head, and come back.

It’ll take us maybe two to three weeks to do this whole process. I know me, personally, I will be able to tell when I have to take a break from doing sensory or if I just need to call it for the day. I try to do all of my sensory, if not the majority of it, in the morning. Depending on the proof of the spirit, I can get through 20 or so and then have to take a break. I can tell, especially when working on a core release, when my notes start sounding very similar to each other, and it’s like if I was looking at these casks, I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between any of these casks. Or if I just feel like I’m not really picking up subtlety and everything seems very generic, I’m like, “I need to take a break. This is not working.”

I drink a lot of water when I’m doing sensory. I drink water between every sample. Palate fatigue is a very real thing.

How much room do you have to create new expressions while you’re doing this work? You must find some honey barrels and pleasant surprises along the way.

Our team is very intentional about our special releases. Those are pretty mapped out and by using our Whisky System, we’re getting very specific casks. I think it would be rare to stumble across a group of really unique casks that we decide to make a release out of it. All of our special offerings are very pre-planned, and intentional, and have a purpose.

But we do have the opportunity for that with single barrels. There will be moments when one of us comes across a cask that we really love. At that point, we will kind of pass it around and have a bunch of different people try it. If the enthusiasm is there, we will show it to Alex, who manages our single barrel program, and he will decide whether there’s space for that on the single barrel list. At times, too, we will just pump it straight to the front of the house as a single barrel.

So while Alex’s single barrel list is separate, sometimes there will be one specifically that’s just like, “Oh my gosh, this is beautiful. We want to showcase this in our tasting room.” There’s always space for that, which has been really fun, as well.

Let’s wrap up by talking about what inspires you in the whiskey world. Which whiskeys are you drinking where you’re like, “Oh, this is excellent,” and it’s something that drives you and excites you?

I really love that question. Do you mind if I answer it two ways?

Go for it!

Personally, I am really inspired when I’m drinking like Compass Box. I love blending, and I think the category of blends is fascinating. When I drink Compass Box, I just think about the creation there and taking so many different parts and creating this beautiful full picture. I’ve never been disappointed by a release I’ve tried from Compass Box.

Same.

I think what they’re doing, creating these luxury blends, I think it’s very much honoring a category that really had its heyday decades ago. People were drinking blends and then single malt kind of took over. I just admire that they are paying so much respect to this category that sometimes gets a bad name. Because it’s blending, they’re creating blended whiskeys. But it’s still part of what we’re doing in-house when we’re mixing our own barrels together. It’s just nice to sip one of their whiskeys and think about all of the parts that went into it, traveling, sampling different tasks from different distilleries, and figuring out what might work…The kind of risk they’re always taking.

I’m also loving exploring blended whiskey and the American independent bottlers and blending houses who are doing that, as well. At Crowded Barrel, we had the Alliance series and we sourced single barrels from all over Texas and did independent bottlings. We also helped with the Texas Whiskey Festival blend. We were like the house distillery that brought everyone together to work on those blends. I also love Lost Lantern. The whole independent bottling and blending scene is very inspiring.

For more of a work-related and second part of my answer, in my day-to-day life here at Balcones what is inspiring me especially is there’s been a lot of talk about intentionality and aspiration and that every whiskey needs to have a reason to exist.

Oh, interesting.

I feel like this goes in part with your earlier question about how whiskey is made from start to finish. That idea and that intention is the key point, and that’s the beginning point. More and more I hear our blending team talking about this intentionality in Balcones and what we are here for. We are seriously asking each other, “Who are we in this industry and what are we contributing?”

I think when we talk about Texas whiskey, there’s so much room for growth. We’re celebrating 15 years this year. Compared to the rest of the world’s whiskey industries, like Scotch and Irish whiskey, we’re babies. One of the things that I’ve really been inspired by is this kind of long-term project we’re doing with large-format casks. It’s helping us peer through the telescope of Texas whiskey and see what Texas whiskey can be capable of when it’s given 10, or 12 years in a cask.

What are you finding with that?

By increasing our cask size, we’re getting a different whiskey volume to surface area of the stave ratio. We’re projecting that our evaporation rate is going to greatly decrease, and it’s going to allow our spirit to kind of settle in the cask for a longer period of time without the same risk of extracting too intensely compared to what we’re hoping to get. We’re hoping to be able to keep the stock in barrels for 8, 10, or 12 years and see what happens when the whiskey in Texas is allowed to settle for longer.

That is fascinating.

We just don’t know. We don’t know entirely what Texas could be in all the different forms of aging and maturation. So, just intention and really having a purpose behind what we’re doing instead of just doing the next cool thing really speaks to me a lot. And I didn’t realize how intensely I was stumbling into that when I got hired here. I knew Gabe and Jared, but I didn’t realize this level of intentionality they had, and I really admire it. That’s been inspiring me at work. It’s just this, every whiskey needs to have a reason to exist and that purpose is what drives us.