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When it comes to bourbon whiskey, there are new bottles hitting shelves daily. The current whiskey boom has kicked into hyperspeed, making it almost impossible to keep up with all the new stuff coming. Add to that the fact that classic bourbon brands haven’t gone anywhere (in fact, most have expanded or improved) and you have a bourbon aisle that’s dizzying.

This begs the question — with so many new bourbons hitting shelves are the newcomers better than the tried and true classics?

PART I — The Challenge

Today, I’m going to try and answer that question with a sprawling blind taste test of 10 classic bourbons side-by-side with 10 new bourbons. For this exercise, I kept things simple. I’m looking at bourbon brands that have been around since before the beginning of this current whiskey boom, stuff that predates 2010 really. That ranges from bottles like Michter’s (2004) to Knob Creek (1992) to Evan Williams (1957). Under the “newcomer” heading, I’m looking at brands that have started within the last decade or so. Those bottles range from Fortuna (2022) to Horse Solider (2016) to Chattanooga Whiskey (2011).

Generally speaking, I kept this very straightforward. There are no ringers in here that’ll easily beat out the competition. I didn’t choose Michter’s 20-Year Bourbon for instance (not much can beat that). Instead, I grabbed the standard Small Batch expression from that brand. With the exception of a few bottled-in-bond expressions, this is all standard stuff that you can generally find and buy for anywhere from $20 to $50 with a couple of bottles inching a little higher.

Our (monster) lineup includes the following (20!) bottles:

THE CLASSICS:

• Maker’s Mark Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whisky
• Four Roses Small Batch Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey
• Michter’s US*1 Small Batch Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey
• Jim Beam Single Barrel Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey
• Wild Turkey 101 Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey
• Knob Creek Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey Aged 9 Years
• Elijah Craig Small Batch Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey
• Woodford Reserve Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey
• Evan Williams Bottled-In-Bond Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey
• Weller The Original Wheated Bourbon Special Reserve Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey

THE NEWCOMERS:

• Horse Soldier Reserve Bourbon Whiskey Barrel Strength Straight Bourbon Whiskey
• Frey Ranch Straight Bourbon Whiskey
• Rabbit Hole Heigold Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey
• WhistlePig PiggyBack 100 Proof Bourbon Whiskey Aged 6 Years
• Starlight Distillery Carl T. Huber’s Bottled-In-Bond Indiana Straight Bourbon Whiskey
• Bardstown Bourbon Company Origin Series Botted-In-Bond Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey
• George Dickel Handcrafted Small Batch Bourbon Whisky Aged 8 Years
• Chattanooga Whiskey Bottled In Bond Fall 2018 Straight Bourbon Whiskey
• Nelson Bros. Whiskey Classic A Blend Of Straight Bourbon Whiskeys
• Fortuna Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey

When it comes to ranking these bottles after the blind tasting, I’m going on taste alone. Classic bourbon has a vibe. Cratfy bourbon has its own feel (often leaning into sweet grains). But neither is a monolith. There are plenty of craft brands and new shingles that build their bourbons to taste like iconic classic bourbon, so we’ll see how this shakes out and what tastes the best. Let’s dive in!

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PART II — The Tasting

Taste 1

Tasting Notes:

Nose: The nose is full of those heavily charred oak barrel notes next to classic hints of caramel and vanilla with a grassy underbelly.

Palate: That grassiness becomes vaguely floral as slightly spiced caramel apples arrive, along with a chewy mouthfeel that leads towards a soft mineral vibe — kind of like wet granite.

Finish: The end holds onto the fruit and sweetness as the oak and dried grass stay in your senses.

Initial Thoughts:

This is definitely a wheaty bourbon (that grassy nature is undeniable). The end is a little thin though. There’s a long way to go so I’m holding off on any judgment at this point.

Taste 2

Tasting Notes:

Nose: There’s a crafty, sweet grain nose that opens toward a pile of freshly chopped firewood, lemon pepper, creamy vanilla-laced honey, winter spices, and Kiwi boot soap.

Palate: The palate has a hint of caramel malts next to Vanilla Coke, a buttery and spiced apple pie with plenty of brown sugar, and a hint of ginger next to some orange blossoms in the background.

Finish: The end is solid with a spicy warmth next to more of that dry firewood and a smidge of sweet oatmeal cookies.

Initial Thoughts:

This has a really nice balance and doesn’t overdo the “crafty” graininess. It’s very nice and easy to sip with deep rewards.

Taste 3

Tasting Notes:

Nose: Fruity cherry gummies mingle with raw sourdough bread dough, vanilla beans, dry grass, and burnt brown sugars on the nose.

Palate: The taste has a very crafty corn chip vibe that leads to tart cranberry, more of that vanilla, and a cinnamon-spiced oatmeal raisin cookie.

Finish: This all coalesces on the finish with the spice, oats, tart red fruit, and vanilla playing second fiddle to the dry firewood and slightly spiced tobacco end.

Initial Thoughts:

This hit on that crafty grainy note pretty hard with a whisper of wheated bourbon in there. Overall, this is pretty tasty but a little all over the place.

Taste 4

Tasting Notes:

Nose: Sweet and buttery toffee is countered by burnt orange, old oak, and a hint of cumin and red chili pepper flakes.

Palate: The palate leans into soft vanilla pudding cups with a touch of butterscotch swirled in next to orange oils, nougat, and a hint of menthol tobacco.

Finish: The midpalate tobacco warmth gives way to a finish that’s full of woody winter spices and a whisper of Cherry Coke next to orange/clove by way of a dark chocolate bar flaked with salt.

Initial Thoughts:

This is pretty classic from top to bottom. It’s standard stuff but very clearly well-spiced Kentucky bourbon.

Taste 5

Tasting Notes:

Nose: The nose on this feels classic with a bold sense of rich vanilla pods, cinnamon sharpness, buttered and salted popcorn, and a good dose of cherry syrup with a hint of cotton candy.

Palate: The palate mixes almond, orange, and vanilla into cinnamon sticky buns with a hint of sour cherry soda that leads to a nice Kentucky hug on the mid-palate.

Finish: That warm hug fades toward black cherry root beer, old leather boots, porch wicker, and a sense of dried cherry/cinnamon tobacco packed into an old pine box.

Initial Thoughts:

This is also very clearly classic Kentucky bourbon with a nice depth to it. It feels more well-rounded than the last sip with more depth overall.

Taste 6

Tasting Notes:

Nose: This nose is classic bourbon with deep and dark cherry, burnt orange, old vanilla pods, and a hint of licorice layered into cream soda with a sprig of fresh mint.

Palate: There’s a sense of fancy Almond Joy next to clove-studded oranges candies, vanilla cake with caramel frosting, and a light mint tobacco in a cedar humidor with a twinge of leather.

Finish: The cedar, dark cherry, singe orange, and bold woody spice all pop in the finish and fade slowly away, leaving you with a well-rounded “bourbon” experience.

Initial Thoughts:

This feels both classic and fresh. The orange really pops on the palate and the fade. In the end, this is really good whiskey.

Taste 7

Tasting Notes:

Nose: There’s a light sense of rickhouse wood beams next to that mild taco seasoning on the nose with caramel apples, vanilla ice cream scoops, and a hint of fresh mint with a sweet/spicy edge.

Palate: The palate opens with a seriously smooth vanilla base with some winter spice (especially cinnamon and allspice) next to a hint of grain and apple pie filling.

Finish: The end leans towards the woodiness with a hint of broom bristle and minty tobacco lead undercut by that smooth vanilla.

Initial Thoughts:

This is classic sweet bourbon with a spiced edge. It’s a little too standard. As in, this is tasty but doesn’t wow me.

Taste 8

Tasting Notes:

Nose: This opens with a rush of Martinelli’s Sparkling Apple Cider, pear candy, and vanilla cake with a hint of dark chocolate, orange zest, salted caramel, and some sour red berries tossed with fresh tobacco and mint.

Palate: The palate opens with some dried apple skins next to cinnamon sticks floating in hot and spicy apple cider, a hint of mint tobacco, and salted orange dark chocolate bars.

Finish: The end has a nougat wafer vibe next to caramel and vanilla cookies with a hint of old porch wicker and boot leather.

Initial Thoughts:

This is classic, fresh, and deep. There’s a lot going on but it all makes sense and creates a fun ride from start to finish.

Taste 9

Tasting Notes:

Nose: There’s a soft leathery nose that leads to caramel corn and a nutty spiciness with a hint of old oak.

Palate: The nuttiness drives the palate toward fresh maple syrup that turns creamy with an almond vibe, plenty of winter spice, and a hint of black tea.

Finish: That tea calms down toward a wet chamomile with a dollop of honey, a twist of orange, and a pinch of sweet cinnamon with a lingering sense of oak in the background.

Initial Thoughts:

This was also pretty damn good, all things considered. It was both classic and well-rounded flavorwise.

Taste 10

Tasting Notes:

Nose: The nose opens with dark stewed cherries and spiced prune compote next to cinnamon waffles with a hint of maple syrup and dark chocolate chips.

Palate: The palate is pure silk with notes of Cherry Coke next to clove-studded oranges dipped in dark chocolate with a flake of salt with whispers of apple fritters, eggnog spices, and singed cherry bark with maybe a hint of apple wood in the background.

Finish: The end has a subtle warmth thanks to wintry mulled wine spices that lead to fresh pipe tobacco kissed with dates and chocolate and packed into an old cedar box for safekeeping.

Initial Thoughts:

This is far and away better than any other sip so far with a hardcore classic bourbon vibe. It’s deeply hewn, takes you on a journey, and tastes great. This is going to be hard to beat.

Taste 11

Tasting Notes:

Nose: The nose draws you in with a sense of orange Jolly Ranchers, powdered cacao, and stewed peaches with classic bourbon vanilla and an oaky vibe.

Palate: The palate is a mix of apricot jam, pear cores, and red berries with a mix of spiced orange candy tobacco wrapped around dry wicker and cedar bark.

Finish: The end leans into the sweet and spiced orange while the tobacco slowly fades through sweet caramel and vanilla buttercream toward a silky finish.

Initial Thoughts:

This is pretty nice overall. It didn’t pop quite as much as the last sip but delivered a sweet and balanced sipping experience.

Taste 12

Tasting Notes:

Nose: Soft and sweet apple and cherry woods greet with a good dose of sour red berries dusted with brown winter spices, especially clove and nutmeg.

Palate: The palate leans into soft and salted caramel with a hint of those berries underneath while the spices get woodier and a thin line of green sweetgrass sneaks in.

Finish: The finish is silky and boils down to blackberry jam with a good dose of winter spice, old wood, and a hint of vanilla tobacco.

Initial Thoughts:

This, too, was pretty nice overall. It was a standard feeling sip that feels like something I’d put into a cocktail.

Taste 13

Tasting Notes:

Nose: The nose on this is very fruity with a mix of bruised peach, red berries (almost like in a cream soda), and apple wood next to a plate of waffles with brown butter and a good pour of maple syrup that leads to a hint of cotton candy.

Palate: The sweetness ebbs on the palate as vanilla frosting leads to grilled peaches with a crack of black pepper next to singed marshmallows.

Finish: The end is plummy and full of rich toffee next to a dash of cedar bark and vanilla tobacco.

Initial Thoughts:

This was quintessential bourbon from top to bottom. This is really good stuff.

Taste 14

Tasting Notes:

Nose: Vanilla pound cake and salted caramel are countered by spicy cherry tobacco, mulled wine vibes, and dark chocolate cut with orange zest and a hint of corn husk.

Palate: The palate brings in some floral honey sweetness and more orange oils with a sticky toffee pudding feel next to more spicy cherry tobacco and a hint of coconut cream pie.

Finish: The end amps up the cherry with a little more sweetness than spice before salted dark chocolate tobacco folds into dry sweetgrass and cedar bark.

Initial Thoughts:

This is another quintessential bourbon experience. It’s deep, fun, and classic through and through.

Taste 15

Tasting Notes:

Nose: The nose opens with creamy vanilla next to spiced tobacco with plenty of apple pie vibe and winter spices with a butter underbelly.

Palate: The palate has a light bran muffin with a molasses vibe next to vanilla/nougat wafers that then leads to peach skins and gingerbread.

Finish: The end leans into the nutty chocolate and vanilla wafer with a touch of orange zest, marzipan, and mint tobacco with a hint of garden store earthiness.

Initial Thoughts:

This is clearly a Tennessee whiskey thanks to those wafers and that earthiness on the end. It’s good though with a nice depth and fresh feeling.

Taste 16

Tasting Notes:

Nose: Cinnamon, brown butter sugar, walnut, and raisins meld on the nose with some vanilla to create a moist oatmeal cookie next to buckwheat pancakes griddled in brown butter and topped with apple butter.

Palate: The palate leans into cherry hand pies and vanilla wafers with a counter of dried wild sage, orchard tree bark, and meaty dates.

Finish: The end has a sharp turn into dried red chili pepper cut with pipe tobacco, dark chocolate bars, cedar bark, burnt orange, and lime leaves with this whisper of cinnamon cookies at the very end.

Initial Thoughts:

This is a complex whiskey that feels as new as it does classic. It’s pretty delicious.

Taste 17

Tasting Notes:

Nose: This is very bourbon-forward with clear notes of sour cherry, vanilla oils, soft leather, dry chili spices, warm apple pies, and a hint of bran.

Palate: The palate takes that bran and turns it into a zucchini bread with walnuts as the vanilla smooths everything out.

Finish: The sour cherry and woody chili spices return on the warm end to round things out as minty tobacco pops on the very end.

Initial Thoughts:

This felt pretty standard overall, like a good mixing bourbon.

Taste 18

Tasting Notes:

Nose: There’s a lovely nose at play with soft taco mix spice next to creamy vanilla, caramel-dipped cherries, a hint of pear skins, and plenty of nutmeg.

Palate: The palate has a minor note of cornbread muffins next to cherry-vanilla tobacco with a dash of leather and toffee.

Finish: The end leans into some fresh gingerbread with a vanilla frosting next to hints of pear candy cut with cinnamon and nutmeg.

Initial Thoughts:

There was a hint of thinness (likely due to a low price point) but this did deliver a solid flavor profile with classic vibes.

Taste 19

Tasting Notes:

Nose: There’s a tannic sense of old oak next to sweet cherries, vanilla cookies, and that Buffalo Trace leathery vibe with a hint of spiced tobacco lurking underneath.

Palate: The palate has a creamy texture kind of like malted vanilla ice cream over a hot apple pie cut with brown sugar, butter, cinnamon, and walnuts next to Frosted Raisin Bran with a hint of candied cherry root beer.

Finish: The end takes that sweet cherry and apple and layers it into a light tobacco leaf with a mild sense of old musty barrel warehouses.

Initial Thoughts:

This was another classic that felt old. Nostalgic is the best word I think of to describe it.

Taste 20

Tasting Notes:

Nose: There’s a beautiful sense of fresh orange blossom and nasturtiums on the nose with a lush honeycomb vibe next to stewed plums with hints of clove and allspice.

Palate: The palate is luxurious with a sense of salted caramel, cherry Dr. Pepper, and sticky toffee pudding with plenty of winter spice, salted toffee, orange zest, brandy butter, and black-tea-soaked dates.

Finish: The end has a sense of plum pudding with burnt sugars and orange tobacco kissed with anise and clove and rolled up with wild sage and cedar bark and wrapped in old leather pouches.

Initial Thoughts:

This is great bourbon. It’s classic, sure, but goes so much deeper. This is a contender for sure!

PART III — The Ranking

20. Maker’s Mark Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whisky (Classic) — Taste 1

ABV: 45%

Average Price: $24

The Whisky:

This is Maker’s signature expression made with Red winter wheat and aged seasoned Ozark oak for six to seven years. This expression’s whiskey is then sourced from only 150 barrels (making this a “small batch”). Those barrels are then blended and proofed with Kentucky limestone water before bottling and dipping in their iconic red wax.

Bottom Line:

This is a good bourbon that has a thin end (hence it ranked last). That said, if you’re mixing cocktails with this, you’ll never notice that minor flaw.

19. Elijah Craig Small Batch Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey (Classic) — Taste 7

ABV: 47%

Average Price: $24

The Whiskey:

This is Elijah Craig’s entry-point bottle. The mash is corn-focused, with more malted barley than rye. The whiskey is then rendered from “small batches” of barrels to create this proofed-down version of the iconic brand.

Bottom Line:

This is another solid all-around bourbon that works best as a cocktail base. Use it accordingly.

18. George Dickel Handcrafted Small Batch Bourbon Whisky Aged 8 Years (New) — Taste 15

ABV: 45%

Average Price: $34

The Whisky:

The whisky in the bottle is the same Dickel Tennessee whiskey but pulled from barrels that leaned more into classic bourbon flavor notes instead of Dickel’s iconic Tennessee whisky notes. The barrels are a minimum of eight years old before they’re vatted. The whiskey is then cut down to a manageable 90-proof and bottled.

Bottom Line:

This is a bit of an outlier taste-wise. If you’re looking for a classic bourbon, this isn’t it. If you’re looking for something fresh and new with a Tennessee whiskey vibe, then you’ll dig this.

17. Nelson Bros. Whiskey Classic A Blend Of Straight Bourbon Whiskeys (New) — Taste 17

ABV: 46.65%

Average Price: $47

The Whiskey:

This whiskey from Tennessess’ Nelson’s Green Brier is a blend of high-rye bourbons. The whiskeys are brought together by the Nelson brothers to meet a “classic” bourbon flavor profile.

Bottom Line:

This is a good, standard mixing bourbon with a classic vibe. No more. No less.

16. Wild Turkey 101 Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey (Classic) — Taste 4

ABV: 50.5%

Average Price: $19

The Whiskey:

A lot of Wild Turkey’s character comes from the hard and deep char they use on their oak barrels. 101 starts with a high-rye mash bill that leans into the wood and aging, having spent six years in the cask. A little of that soft Kentucky limestone water is added to cool it down a bit before bottling.

Bottom Line:

This is a great standard and classic bourbon to have on hand for mixing up fun cocktails.

15. Frey Ranch Straight Bourbon Whiskey (New) — Taste 3

ABV: 45%

Average Price: $55

The Whiskey:

Frey Ranch is all about the farm behind the whiskey. In this case, that’s a 165+-year-old farm in the Sierra Nevada basin near Lake Tahoe. The grains (corn, wheat, rye, and barley), fermentation, distilling, aging, and bottling all happen on-site at Frey Ranch.

Bottom Line:

This is a nice one too but leans pretty heavily into the “crafty” sweet-grain vibes. That said, I like that in that it tastes like something besides your standard Kentucky bourbon. It’s fresh and fun, but clearly something you’re going to use to make cocktails with.

14. Four Roses Small Batch Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey (Classic) — Taste 12

ABV: 45%

Average Price: $27

The Whiskey:

Four Roses Small Batch Bourbon is a blend of four whiskeys. The blend is split evenly between the high and mid-ryes with a focus on “slight spice” and “rich fruit” yeasts. The whiskey is then blended, cut with soft Kentucky water, and bottled.

Bottom Line:

It’s hard not to love this fruit-forward bourbon. It’s simple yet always delivers. You can’t beat that, especially if you’re looking for a solid cocktail bourbon.

13. Weller The Original Wheated Bourbon Special Reserve Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey (Classic) — Taste 19

ABV: 45%

Average Price: $24

The Whiskey:

This is a classic wheated bourbon from Buffalo Trace, which doesn’t publish any of its mash bills. Educated guesses put the wheat percentage of these mash bills at around 16 to 18%, which is pretty average. The age of the barrels on this blend is also unknown. Overall, we know this is a classic wheated bourbon, and … that’s about it.

Bottom Line:

This is deep and kind of funky on top of that classic bourbon build. It’s really a mixing whiskey but offers that little something extra.

12. Evan Williams Bottled-In-Bond Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey (Classic) — Taste 18

ABV: 50%

Average Price: $16

The Whiskey:

Look, Heaven Hill makes great whiskey, especially inexpensive bottled in bonds. This “b-i-b” is tailored for the Evan Williams flavor profile. Still, this is Heaven Hill, so we’re talking about the same mash bill, same warehouses, and same parent company as several entries on this list. This is simply built to match a higher-end Evan Williams vibe.

Bottom Line:

This had a touch of thinness to it but just nailed it otherwise. It’s a well-rounded and classic bourbon that delivers. That’s especially true if you’re looking for something easy to pour over rocks or mix a simple cocktail with.

11. Woodford Reserve Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey (Classic) — Taste 8

ABV: 45.2%

Average Price: $30

The Whiskey:

The mash bill on this bourbon is mid-range rye heavy with 18% of the grain in the bill for support. Triple distilling in pot stills (like Irish whiskey) and blending with column-distilled whiskey is utilized. The bourbon then rests for six to seven years — taking time to mature before barrels are pulled for blending, proofing, and bottling.

Bottom Line:

This is the last of the classic bourbons that are clearly for mixing. This is the best of that group. It’s deep, really well-rounded, and very tasty. Make a Manhattan with this, it’ll be dope.

10. Bardstown Bourbon Company Origin Series Botted-In-Bond Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey (New) — Taste 11

ABV: 50%

Average Price: $50

The Whiskey:

This brand-new release from Bardstown Bourbon Company is 100% their own whiskey. The juice is made from a wheated bourbon mash bill — 68% corn, 20% wheat, and 12% malted barley — down in Bardstown, Kentucky. The whiskey spends about six years mellowing before it’s just kissed with local water and bottled at 100 proof.

Bottom Line:

This is where we start getting into the good stuff. This has a classic backbone that goes deeper than the average bourbon. I’d argue that you can sip this slowly on a slow day or use it for mixing your favorite bourbon cocktails. It’s a winner either way.

9. WhistlePig PiggyBack 100 Proof Bourbon Whiskey Aged 6 Years (New) — Taste 9

ABV: 50%

Average Price: $49

The Whiskey:

This newer whiskey from WhistlePig mixes locally made Vermont whiskey with Indiana whiskey to create a bespoke bourbon. The mash bill leans into the corn with a good measure of rye in the mix. The whiskey barrels are left alone for six years before batching, proofing, and bottling on the farm in Vermont.

Bottom Line:

This is a pretty good whiskey. If you’re a fan of WhistlePig, you’re going to dig this. If you like classic bourbon vibes, you’ll be a fan too. I’d sip this over some ice or in a simple cocktail.

8. Knob Creek Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey Aged 9 Years (Classic) — Taste 5

ABV: 50%

Buy Here: $45 (one-liter)

The Whiskey:

This is Jim Beam’s small batch entry point into the wider world of Knob Creek. The juice is the low-rye mash aged for nine years in new oak in Beam’s vast warehouses. The right barrels are then mingled and cut down to 100 proof before being bottled in new, wavy bottles.

Bottom Line:

This is an essential bourbon from Beam. I tend to use this for cocktails, that’s what it’s built for. But it 100% works as a classic sipper in a pinch, especially over a large ice cube.

7. Horse Soldier Reserve Bourbon Whiskey Barrel Strength Straight Bourbon Whiskey (New) — Taste 2

ABV: 60.25%

Average Price: $92

The Whiskey:

The bourbon in this bottle was contract distilled in Ohio at Middlewest (but it’s now being made in Kentucky too). The juice is a wheated bourbon that spent eight years mellowing before bottling. Each barrel was hand-picked before being married into a barrel strength expression that’s bottled as-is.

Bottom Line:

This is a very tasty whiskey. It’s great over a large ice cube or in an old fashioned. Supporting this brand also support veterans, which makes this a no-brainer buy for any bar cart.

6. Rabbit Hole Heigold Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey (New) — Taste 6

ABV: 47.5%

Average Price: $59

The Whiskey:

This Louisville whiskey is made with a “double malted” mash bill. The recipe calls for 70% corn, 25% malted German rye, and 5% malted barley. The hot juice goes into the barrels at a lower entry proof and rests for just over three years in toasted and charred Kelvin barrels. Only 15 of those barrels go into the final batch.

Bottom Line:

This is a killer whiskey that works wonders as a slow sipper. You’ll want to go back in for more and you’ll always find something new in the pour. If you’re looking for something new yet top-rate, this is it.

5. Jim Beam Single Barrel Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey (Classic) — Taste 14

ABV: 54%

Average Price: $24

The Whiskey:

Each of these Jim Beam bottlings is pulled from single barrels that hit just the right spot of taste, texture, and drinkability, according to the master distillers at Beam. That means this whiskey is pulled from less than 1% of all barrels in Beam’s warehouses, making this a very special bottle at a bafflingly affordable price.

Bottom Line:

I have a sneaking suspicion that this would trick a ton of whiskey experts in a blind taste test into thinking it’s something massively more expensive and fancy. It’s that good. Go get some. It’s for everyone who loves good bourbon.

4. Chattanooga Whiskey Bottled In Bond Fall 2018 Straight Bourbon Whiskey (New) — Taste 16

ABV: 50%

Average Price: $53

The Whisky:

The latest seasonal drop from Tennessee’s Chattanooga Whiskey is another great. The whiskey is a blend of four of their mash bills. 30% comes from mash bill SB091, which is a mix of yellow corn, malted rye, caramel malted barley, and honey malted barley. Another 30% comes from mash bill B002, which has yellow corn, hardwood smoked malted barley (smoked with beech, mesquite, apple, or cherry), caramel malted barley, caramel malted, and honey malted barley. The next 20% is mash bill B005: yellow corn, malted wheat, oak smoked malted wheat, and caramel malted wheat. And the last 20% is from mash bill R18098, which is yellow corn, pale malted barley, naked malted oats, double roasted caramel malted barley, peated malted barley, cherrywood smoked malted barley, chocolate malt, and de-husked chocolate malt.

Bottom Line:

The taste on this one runs so deep that you almost feel the need to go back again and again to find more cool flavor notes. This is for the whiskey lovers who are looking for something truly extra that won’t bore them, ever.

3. Michter’s US*1 Small Batch Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey (Classic) — Taste 13

ABV: 45.7%

Average Price: $46

The Whiskey:

Michter’s really means the phrase “small batch” here. The tank they use to marry their hand-selected eight-year-old bourbons can only hold 20 barrels, so that’s how many go into each small-batch bottling. The blended whiskey is then proofed with Kentucky’s famously soft limestone water and bottled.

Bottom Line:

This is a true classic from top to bottom. This is the bottle you buy and drink when you want the most optimal bourbon-sipping experience or cocktail.

2. Fortuna Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey (New) — Taste 20

ABV: 51%

Average Price: $85

The Whiskey:

This whiskey — a revival of a centuries-old dead brand — is from the new company founded by Heaven Hill’s Andrew Shapira with partners Pablo Moix and Peter Nevenglosky, based around the Rare Character Whiskey shingle. The whiskey in the bottle is rendered from six barrels of six-year-old whiskey that’s expertly batched and bottled with just a touch of local Kentucky water.

Bottom Line:

This is pretty much a perfect classic bourbon whiskey. The depth is astounding and the vibe is so on point that you start to wonder where this brand has been your whole life. It’s just that little bit deeper than the previous whiskey (I’m splitting microscopic hairs to say that), making it damn near the best whiskey on the list.

1. Starlight Distillery Carl T. Huber’s Bottled-In-Bond Indiana Straight Bourbon Whiskey (New) — Taste 10

ABV: 50%

Average Price: $62

The Whiskey:

This new release from Huber Farm’s Starlight Distillery (the distillery to know if you’re in the know) is made from their high-corn mash with a sweet mash method (each batch is fresh) in their old copper pot still. The whiskey is barreled in Canton barrels and left to age on the farm for four years before it’s batched (only 20 barrels) and proofed down to 100 proof for bottling.

Bottom Line:

This was the best whiskey on the list. It was close, but this had the most depth while feeling both fresh/fun and so classic that it felt seminal. If you can get your hands on a bottle of this (click that price link!), then you’ll be in for a true bourbon treat.

PART IV — Final Thoughts

This was a hell of a lineup of whiskey. There was nothing bad at all. That said, if I were to reach for a bottle, it’d be one from the top ten. Each of those bottles was killer, with unique profiles that speak to different moods, vibes, auras, or however your feel from day to day.

That said, that Starlight Bottled-In-Bond popped on a whole other level. It felt like riding in a brand new car to your childhood home. Truly the best of both worlds.

As for the battle aspect, it all came down to how well-built these bourbons were. New bourbons can taste like classics and classics can taste fresh. New brand, old brand, it doesn’t matter. What matters is how well the people behind those brands are building their whiskeys. That said, today was certainly an encouraging sign for the newcomers.

Tom Cruise’s presence (or non-presence) frequently stirs up strong feelings. On one hand, Steven Spielberg sees him these days and bestows praise for how Tom “saved Hollywood’s ass” by bringing people out to the movies with Top Gun: Maverick. On the other, Jerrod Carmichael dragged him at the Globes over Scientology. Yet it can never be denied that Cruise is an incredible Hollywood presence, and he did more than most actors and producers (and so on) while making (and attending) movies during the pandemic.

For that reason (including all the box-office dollars that he brings to the table), Cruise was given a “hero’s welcome” as described by The Hollywood Reporter upon entering his agent’s CAA headquarters after attending the Oscars luncheon where Spielberg flipped. The Puck newsletter revealed how agent Maha Dakhil was initially responsible for what sounds like a deafening and perhaps uncomfortable welcome when Cruise simply entered the building:

THR learned that CAA employees surprised Cruise by leaving their offices and gathering in the lobby and along the stairwells on every floor for a greeting that included five minutes of applause. Per Puck, it was Dakhil who initiated the spontaneous showing by emailing the entire staff at 2:33 p.m. on Monday, “PLEASE COME OUT OF YOUR OFFICE TO WAVE TO TOM CRUISE FROM THE STAIRWELL.”

He loved it, right? He had to have dug it, at the very least. He probably didn’t receive the same type of adrenaline rush as when leaping off a skyscraper or hanging onto a plane wing, but still, that had to involve some exhilaration.

If you haven’t caught Top Gun: Maverick yet, the sequel is available for streaming on Paramount+.

(Via Puck & Hollywood Reporter)

If you haven’t played Wordle since it was acquired by the New York Times, you probably haven’t checked your Animal Crossing island lately, either. You should do that (your villagers are disappointed in you and/or dead) instead of firing up the Wordle app. Today’s puzzle is a “streak killer,” the Times tweeted. “About 25% of players are losing today’s puzzle (usually it’s only 1-2%).”

No spoilers on the five-letter word, but, yeah, I didn’t get it, either. Serves me right for guessing “GOMETS” six attempts in a row.

Today’s game (#613) achieves an average score of 5.4. Yes, an average score of 5.4. That’s the second highest I’ve ever seen, behind only PARER (6.3, game #454) and level with FOYER (game #304). For context, most Wordles are in the range 3.5 to 4.5. That makes sense: many people score 3s, 4s or 5s most games, with a few outliers getting 2s, 6s, or failures. But an average of 5.4 implies that many, many people will have failed.

They sure have:

Your best bet on getting today’s Wordle is to live in Washington D.C. Word Finder discovered that residents of the nation’s capital are “almost twice as likely (+83.8%) to seek Wordle help compared to the nationwide average.” A.k.a. they cheated. D.C. is followed by Vermont, Maine, and Virginia.

The east coast needs to step it up.

(Via Tech Radar)

Eric Holder, the man who was convicted of shooting and killing Nipsey Hussle on March 31, 2019, has been sentenced to 60 years to life in prison. The Associated Press reports Holder was sentenced today after being convicted of first-degree murder last July. He was also convicted of two counts of attempted voluntary manslaughter and two counts of assault with a firearm for shooting two other men who both survived.

The sentencing was delayed so Holder’s defense attorney, Aaron Jansen, could attempt to get his potential sentence reduced; although Holder was not eligible for the death penalty, the length of his sentence comes as no surprise. Jansen tried to get Holder’s conviction reduced to manslaughter or second-degree murder, but Superior Court Judge H. Clay Jacke rejected those motions in December.

Holder’s defense relied on testimony that he had not planned to shoot and kill Nipsey at the Marathon Clothing store that day; instead, his defense argued that he’d attacked Hussle in a fit of rage at being accused of snitching by Nipsey. However, witness testimony and surveillance footage suggested he’d had more than enough time to cool off, that he’d initially left the scene before returning armed with two handguns, and that he’d fired multiple times, hitting the two bystanders in addition to the rapper, leaving little reasonable doubt he’d intended to kill.

Although Nipsey’s family declined to appear, one of his close friends, Herman “Cowboy” Douglas, did give a statement at the hearing. “Our community right now, we lost everything, everything we worked for,” he said. “One man’s mistake, one man’s action, messed up a whole community. I don’t care what you give this guy. It ain’t about the time. I just want to know why. The world wants to know why. Why someone would do that?”

Nipsey Hussle is a Warner Music artist. Uproxx is an independent subsidiary of Warner Music Group.

It seems that everyone is getting into the AI game these days (for better or for worse) and of course, that includes digital streaming platforms. Today, Spotify unveiled its own new AI feature, DJ, which according to Spotify’s press release, sounds a lot like the song radio function already on the platform.

DJ, using OpenAI technology, will look at the music you’ve played, and create what amounts to a virtual DJ set — complete with a realistic AI DJ voice. The voice is modeled by Spotify Head of Cultural Partnerships Xavier “X” Jernigan, but the DJ voice will come up with its dialogue in real-time using AI voice generator Sonatic.

According to Spotify, this is how premium users in the US and Canada can access the new function:

1. Head to your Music Feed on Home in the Spotify mobile app on your iOS or Android device.
2. Tap Play on the DJ card.
3. Let Spotify do the rest! The DJ will serve a lineup of music alongside short commentary on the songs and artists, picked just for you.
4. Not feeling the vibe? Just hit the DJ button at the bottom right of the screen to be taken to a different genre, artist, or mood.

Spotify says that more voices and features will round out in the future. As long as they stay far away from the sort of racial caricature symbolized by AI rapper FN Meka, this one seems like a win, a potentially useful form of music discovery that can add the context that can take a song from “this is cool” to “this is my new favorite song, album, and artist.”

Check out Spotify’s DJ trailer above.

Jon Stewart has a long documented history of nailing Fox News to the wall, so of course, he had some things to say about the latest revelations from Dominion’s lawsuit against the right-wing network. In a series of damning texts, Fox News anchors like Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity are shown privately denying the “Big Lie” that the 2020 presidential election was “stolen” from Donald Trump. At one point, Carlson even accuses Sidney Powell of lying.

However, those texts also revealed that the anchors were concerned about losing viewers to Newsmax if they didn’t continue to push Trump’s voter fraud nonsense, so they dutifully got to work.

“They are who we thought they are… which is the worst,” Stewart said on the latest episode of The Problem with Jon Stewart podcast. He held up the texts as proof of what he’s been “screaming about for two decades, which is a purposeful strategy to divide the country through fear and lies and whatever the f*ck else it would take.”

Stewart then compared Fox News’ strategy to the virus from The Last of Us. Via The Daily Beast:

“Let’s create an army of zombies and the cordyceps is the fear and disinformation and misinformation. It’s f*cking amazing!”

“My biggest hope here is that they can no longer look you in the eye when they’re saying their bullshit,” Stewart concluded. “I still think they will, because one of their greatest strengths is lack of shame. And that lack of shame allows them to continue the charade.”

This marks the second time in under a week that Stewart has called out Fox News. He recently blasted the network for pretending to care about working class affected by the Ohio train derailment when the Republican politicians Fox have championed voted for the deregulations that caused the disaster.

“Man, they get up on that high horse,” Stewart ranted. “Well, you know what caused it in the first place? Your f*cking policies. Man, that drives me nuts.”

(Via The Daily Beast)

When we describe lagers, it’s difficult not to overuse the term “crisp” because it’s such a defining adjective when it comes to a well-made beer. It’s equally fun to refer to a beer as crispy as it is to refer to one as a “crispy boy” or some other crisp-adjacent slang. And it’s not fake either, when we crack open a lager, we are hoping for a refreshing, flavorful beer with a nice crisp, dry finish. The kind of easy-drinking beer you can just as easily imbibe in the middle of a sweaty summer heat wave to cool you off or as a refreshing respite on a frigid winter night.

Many beers are seasonal but the lager is for… whenever. With spring slowing easing its way in, we decided to take eight of the crispiest, easy-to-find, American lagers and rank them for you. Keep scrolling to see them all.

8) Anchor Crisp Pilsner

ABV: 5%

Average Price: $11 for a six-pack

The Beer:

When you name your beer “Crisp Pilsner,” you’re telling the world exactly what they’re going to get when they crack one open. This German-style pilsner is known for its clean, crispy, slightly hoppy flavor profile. It’s definitely a no-frills, easy-drinking beer.

Tasting Notes:

Basic cracker-like malts, lemon zest, grassy, and herbal hops are the main aromas detected on the nose. The palate is all caramel malts, sweet corn, and citrus. The finish is lightly hoppy, but not very dry. Overall, this is just an okay pilsner — solid but not life-changing.

Bottom Line:

There’s nothing bad about Anchor’s take on a crisp beer style. It’s just fairly basic and unexciting.

7) Narragansett Lager

ABV: 5%

Average Price: $7 for a six-pack of 16-ounce cans

The Beer:

If this beer was good enough to be “crushed by Quint” in Jaws then it’s definitely good enough for us. Known just as much for its easy-drinking, highly-refreshing flavor as it is for its low price, Narragansett Lager is the kind of beer we always like to have around.

Tasting Notes:

The nose has a ton of sweet cereal grains, corn, honey, and citrus peels. It actually smells kind of generic and mass-produced. The taste follows. It’s slightly sweet with cereal grains, a kind of corny flavor, more citrus peels, and light hops. It’s not the greatest beer ever made, but it hits the spot and it’s very cheap.

Bottom Line:

For the price, it’s difficult to beat this lager. Compared to some of the others on the list and it just doesn’t stand up quite as well.

6) Altstadt Lager

ABV: 4.8%

Average Price: $10 for a six-pack

The Beer:

If you randomly happen upon a six-pack of Altstadt Lager in a store, you might assume it’s a beer imported from German. While it certainly has that appearance (and taste), this traditional Munich-style helles lager was actually brewed in Texas using Bavarian hops and German-grown malted barley. It even has yeast from the oldest brewery in the world, Germany’s Weihenstephaner.

Tasting Notes:

On the nose, you’ll find bready malts, honey, cereal grains, and light lemon peel. Drinking it reveals notes of more cereal grains, light citrus, and honey. There’s little to no bitterness from the hops. It’s a refreshing beer, but a little muted in the flavor department.

Bottom Line:

Another beer that has everything crispy beer fans love. It just leans a little too much into the refreshing, easy-drinking realm and out of the complex, flavorful zone.

5) Oskar Blues Mama’s Little Yella Pils

ABV: 4.7%

Average Price: $12 for a six-pack

The Beer:

Based on the refreshing lagers of Germany and the Czech Republic, Oskar Blues Mama’s Little Yella Pils is brewed with Pilsner and honey malts and gets its floral, hoppy aroma and flavor from the addition of Saaz and Aramis hops. At 4.7%, it’s a surprisingly crushable pilsner.

Tasting Notes:

The first aromas you’ll notice are those of cereal grains, sweet corn, honey, citrus peel, and light Noble hops. While the palate is slightly less exciting, it does have a great combination of biscuit-like malts, light fruit, spices, and floral, lightly bitter Noble hops. The finish is dry and memorable.

Bottom Line:

Another beer that loses points because its nose is much more potent than its palate, Mama’s Little Yella Pilsner is still the kind of beer you’ll keep in your fridge all year long.

4) Creature Comforts Classic City Lager

ABV: 4.2%

Average Price: $9 for a six-pack

The Beer:

Creature Comforts doesn’t pull any proverbial punches when it comes to their lager. It’s called Classic City Lager and that’s exactly what it is. This 4.2%, highly sessionable lager is available any time of the year and is known for its no-frills, clean, very crisp flavor profile.

Tasting Notes:

Classic lager aromas of cracker-like malts, cereal grains, lemongrass, and herbal, earthy, floral hops greet you on the nose. The palate continues this trend with bready malts, cereal grains, honey, citrus, grassy, herbal, floral, and lightly bitter hops at the finish.

Bottom Line:

Classic City Lager is just that: classic. It has everything lager fans crave. It’s a little thinner than we’d prefer, but that’s to be expected due to its low ABV.

3) Howdy Beer Western Pilsner

ABV: 4.5%

Average Price: $10 for a six-pack

The Beer:

Howdy Beer is a classic, crisp, refreshing lager from the folks at Colorado’s Post Brewing Company. It’s a throwback in a can, not only in flavor but on the classic, cowboy-centric label as well. Referred to by the brewery as a “Western Pilsner”, it’s a 4.5% ABV thirst quencher you’ll want to drink all year long.

Tasting Notes:

The nose is pilsner malts, cereal grains, citrus peels, and floral hops. It’s light, but it draws you in for more. Sipping it reveals notes of wet grass, tangerines, lemongrass, cracker malts, and more herbal, floral, lightly bitter hops. It’s definitely a unique pilsner and a refreshing one as well.

Bottom Line:

Howdy Beer is a great thirst-quencher. Its only downfall is that it’s a little too hoppy for some fans of lighter, more crushable lagers.

2) Sixpoint The Crisp

ABV: 5.4%

Average Price: $10 for a six-pack

The Beer:

Another beer that literally has the word “crisp” in its name, Sixpoint set out to make one of the crispiest pilsners possible and they did just that. Brewed with German Tettnang and Hallertau hops as well as Cargill Pilsner malt, it’s known for its very crisp, crushable, complex flavor profile.

Tasting Notes:

Complex aromas of grass, bready malts, citrus peels, apples, honey, and floral, Noble hops are prevalent on the nose. Take a sip and you’ll find flavors of Granny Smith apples, caramel, freshly baked bread, and more floral hops. The finish is dry, but not at all bitter.

Bottom Line:

This beer is equal parts light and crushable and equal parts complex and flavorful. It’s a great example of crisp American lagers done right.

1) Highland Pilsner

ABV: 5.5%

Average Price: $12 for a six-pack

The Beer:

If you’ve never tried Highland Pilsner out of Asheville, now is a great time to do so. Brewed with Pilsner malts as well as Perle, Saphir, Hallertau Blanc, and Hersbrucker hops, this German-inspired pilsner is snappy, crisp, and highly refreshing.

Tasting Notes:

Before your first sip, you’ll be greeted with a nose of freshly baked bread, lemon peels, pilsner malts, and floral, earthy Noble hops. It’s a very inviting nose. The palate continues this trend with notes of bready malts, caramel, orange zest, light spices, and floral hops. The finish is dry and crisp and leaves you craving more.

Bottom Line:

If you’re only going to drink one snappy, crisp lager on this list, make it Highland Pilsner. It’s complex, dry, and perfect for the first signs of spring.

SZA is the subject of a new Billboard cover story that dropped today, as the publication named her Woman Of The Year. During the interview, she confirms what fans had been suspecting for quite a while: that there will be a deluxe version of her chart-topping 2022 album, SOS.

“And, once she releases the deluxe edition of SOS — which will feature 10 additional tracks and is coming soon — SZA says she’ll be done trying to convince herself that she deserves her flowers,” the piece notes.

“After I do the deluxe, I’m hoping to be able to accept that this chapter is done,” SZA said. “I’m looking forward to actually feeling proud of myself and not just smiling and nodding at accolades but really feeling it internally and knowing that I’m good enough.”

While it’s still unclear exactly when we can expect the added ten tracks, it’s just nice to know that it’s on the way. And, hopefully, it won’t take that long to drop — given there were five years between SZA’s debut and sophomore album cycles.

Many fans speculated that the SOS deluxe edition would drop in August, after spotting a potential Easter egg in SZA’s “Kill Bill” music video on the motorcycle license plate, which read “SOS” and “August.” In their defense, she previously used a similar method at the end of her “Shirt” music video to announce her album’s release date.

However, she shut those ideas about the deluxe date down on Twitter. “The deluxe is not coming out in august lol it’s just a license plate,” she wrote.

Good news: we are finally about to make it through the dead of winter. Bad news: those springtime showers and allergies might keep you inside anyway. Fortunately, there’s a ton of new TV shows and movies to binge on Netflix, including the second installment of You Season 4, which recently left fans hanging with a midseason finale. Speaking of hanging, The Hangover trilogy is about to land in the Netflix back library, and never forget that this is where two talented souls (the Joker director Todd Phillips and the Chernobyl creator/The Last Of Us showrunner Craig Mazin) made their early bread and butter.

As well, Chris Rock is about to launch a new kind of comedy special on this streaming service, and lovers of high fantasy and true crime can also get their fix with fresh selections. Here’s everything coming to (and leaving) Netflix in March.

Chris Rock: Selective Outrage (Netflix standup special streaming 3/4)

Chris Rock has “got to play that Tamborine,” and we ranked that special at the top of our Best Stand-Up Specials on Netflix list. Fortunately, Rock is not only back for another event, but this should be quite an experiment. Selective Outrage will stream as Netflix’s first live-streamed event at 10:00pm EST on release day. Anything could happen, as Rock already knows from hosting the Oscars. This set takes place in Maryland, and of course, you’ll be able to stream this puppy after the fact if you can’t make it live.

You: Season 4 Part 2 (Netflix series streaming 3/9)

Joe Goldberg has another new name, and largely a new personality, given that he’s a fake professor in London. He’s also fallen into a pit of relative despair, but the masses are still clicking, so tune in to see what the show has in store for him (he’s the one being stalked these days) after all that stalking and killing. Don’t expect too much sexy time from this season, however, because Penn Badgley has been there and done that, thank you very much.

Shadow and Bone: Season 2 (Netflix series streaming 3/16)

Here comes more heartwrenching choices to be made in a world that strongly resembles 19th century Russia, where an orphan must survive the best way that she knows how while also dealing with the darkness of the Shadow Fold. This show returns with a loyal fandom for a story where approximately half of the world can work some sort of magic, and we’re truly living in a golden age of high fantasy on the streaming services.

Murder Mystery 2 (Netflix film streaming 3/32)

Did the world need a second installment of the zany comedy starring Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston? Probably not, but people will watch it anyway. The leading duo characters are now kind-of legit detectives who are aiming to make their own P.I. agency a real thing, and they end up on a private island for a destination wedding that of course turns into a crime scene where everyone is a suspect (don’t stop us if you’ve seen this one). The stakes are higher, and eventually, these two will make it to France.

Waco: American Apocalypse (Netflix documentary streaming 3/22)

True crime devotees, the time has come for a deep dive into the 1993 Waco siege, which somehow lasted 51 whole days. The story of David Koresh’s cult-leaderdom is still layered in so much disturbing detail, and this project promises to reveal unearthed footage that emerged from within the FBI Crisis Negotiation Unit, along with raw footage from news coverage that never materialized on TV. Director Tiller Russell (Night Stalker: The Hunt for a Serial Killer) helms this story, so expect intensity.

Avail. TBA
Agent Elvis
Furies
I Am Georgina: Season 2

Avail. 3/1
Cheat
Tonight You’re Sleeping with Me
Wrong Side of the Tracks: Season 2
Burlesque
Easy A
Forged in Fire: Knife or Death: Season 2
The Hangover
The Hangover: Part II
The Hangover: Part III
Little Angel: Volume 2
Magic Mike XXL
National Lampoon’s Animal House
Open Season
Open Season 2
Out of Africa
Rango
Seven Years in Tibet
Sleepless in Seattle
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron
The Other Boleyn Girl

Avail. 3/2
Framed! A Sicilian Murder Mystery: Season 2
Karate Sheep
Masameer County: Season 2
Sex/Life: Season 2
This Is Where I Leave You

Avail. 3/3
Love at First Kiss
Next in Fashion: Season 2
Split the Root

Avail. 3/4
Chris Rock: Selective Outrage
Divorce Attorney Shin

Avail. 3/6
Ridley Jones: Season 5

Avail. 3/7
World War Z

Avail. 3/8
Faraway
MH370: The Plane That Disappeared

Avail. 3/9
You: Season 4 Part 2

Avail. 3/10
The Glory Part 2
Have a nice day!
Luther: The Fallen Sun
Outlast
Rana Naidu
10 Minute Workouts : Volume 2
20 Minute Workouts : Volume 2
30 Minute Workouts : Volume 2
Abs & Core Volume 1
Bodyweight Burn : Volume 2
Fire & Flow with Tara & Xochilt Volume 1
Fitness for Runners Volume 1
High-Intensity Training : Volume 2
Ignite & Inspire : Volume 1
Kick Off with Betina Gozo : Volume 1
Lower-Body Workouts Volume 1
Upper-Body Workouts Volume 1
Yoga Volume 1
Yoga with Xochil : Volume 1

Avail. 3/14
Ariyoshi Assists
Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle

Avail. 3/15
The Law of the Jungle
Money Shot: The Pornhub Story

Avail. 3/16
The Chronicles of Riddick
Kick-Ass 2
Pitch Black
Riddick
Shadow and Bone: Season 2
Still Time

Avail. 3/17
Dance 100
In His Shadow
Maestro in Blue
The Magician’s Elephant
Noise
Sky High: The Series

Avail. 3/20
Carol
Gabby’s Dollhouse: Season 7

Avail. 3/21
We Lost Our Human

Avail. 3/22
Invisible City: Season 2
The Kingdom: Season 2
Waco: American Apocalypse

Avail. 3/23
Johnny
The Night Agent

Avail. 3/24
Chor Nikal Ke Bhaga
Love Is Blind: Season 4

Avail. 3/28
InuYasha: Seasons 4-5
Mae Martin: SAP

Avail. 3/29
Emergency: NYC
Unseen
Wellmania

Avail. 3/30
Big Mäck: Gangsters and Gold
From Me to You: Kimi ni Todoke
Unstable

Avail. 3/31
Copycat Killer
Diary of a Mad Black Woman
Henry Danger: Seasons 4-5
Kill Boksoon
Love Is Blind: Season 4
Murder Mystery 2
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Season 2

And it’s your last chance to stream these titles:

Leaving 3/5
Hap and Leonard: Seasons 1-3

Leaving 3/16
Lee Daniels’ The Butler
Outback Truckers: Seasons 1-3

Leaving 3/18
Instant Hotel: Season 2

Leaving 3/24
Shtisel: Seasons 1-3

Leaving 3/25
Big Time Rush: Seasons 1-4

Leaving 3/31
30 Minutes or Less
Brokeback Mountain

The three least-liked Marvel Cinematic Universe movies, at least according to critics on Rotten Tomatoes, have been released in the past three years: Eternals (2021), Thor: Love and Thunder (2022), and Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023). Is there superhero fatigue? Yes, but there’s another reason for the lack of critical admiration: none of those movies is about Venom.

The [Jenny Slate voice] symbiote-shaped hole in our heart will soon be filled by Venom 3, however. On Wednesday, actor Tom Hardy revealed that pre-production has started on the third film in the franchise. “Whilst working on V3 pre prep @lelping @sonypictures @sony @venommovie this throwback came up #cuttingroomfloor #byetom #thankstom,” he wrote on Instagram, along with a deleted scene in which Eddie Brock gets into an argument in public with Venom. (I am 97 percent serious when I say that Tom Hardy should have been nominated for an Academy Award for Venom. Maybe 98 percent.)

While plot details remain under wraps, a notable industry scooper stated in December 2021 that the third Venom film would “explore the Multiverse” and show “Venom finally meeting and fighting Spider-Man,” specifically the Andrew Garfield version of the Wall-Crawler. Kelly Marcel, who co-wrote Venom and 2021’s Venom: Let There Be Carnage, is returning to pen the screenplay for Venom 3 based on a story by herself and Hardy.

Celebrate by jumping into the nearest tank and chomping into a lobster.

(Via CBR)