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Music festival goers can smile once again. Coachella is back. The annual music festival will take place this Spring, from the weekends of April 14-16 and April 21-23. While the lineup hasn’t been released yet, it has been announced that Frank Ocean will be a headliner. The festival will take place in its usual location in Indio, California.

The annual multi-day outdoor event is one of the year’s most highly anticipated musical events. From celebrity appearances and stylish fashions to its wide array of food options and unique visual art installations, there are plenty of activities to keep attendees busy.

Last year’s lineup included artists like Billie Eilish, The Weeknd, Harry Styles, and more. Kendrick Lamar stopped by to surprise fans at his cousin Baby Keem’s set. Initially, Ye was listed as a performer for the epic music concert before dropping out last minute.

News of Frank’s upcoming performance could hint at possible new music — his last project Blonde came out in 2016 — but you can never be too sure with the elusive singer-songwriter. Frank, whose real name is Christopher Breaux, released his highly successful debut album, Channel Orange, in 2012.

Tickets for the 2023 Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival are available now. To order your tickets, click here.

Thirty years ago, AT&T launched its “You Will” ad campaign, which predicted future technological developments that seemed pretty far-fetched at the time. But, in hindsight, the ad was surprisingly accurate in anticipating technology that’s commonplace today.

“Have you ever borrowed a book from thousands of miles away?” the first ad asks. “Crossed the country without stopping for directions? Or sent someone a fax from the beach? You will. And the company that will bring it to you is AT&T.”

OK, the fax prediction was a bit off because that technology fell by the wayside after email was developed. But the sentiment was correct.

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The series of ads predicted grocery checkout machines that process an entire cart at a time, telemedicine, distance learning, smartwatches (“[Have you ever] gotten a phone call, on your wrist?”) and video on demand, to name a few.

The ads were voiced by actor Tom Selleck, who was an A-list movie actor at the time. They were made by director David Fincher, who wasn’t a household name in ’93, but would go on to direct “Fight Club,” “The Social Network” and “Mank.”

The “You Will” campaign did an incredible job of predicting the future but, as Vox points out, it wasn’t necessarily AT&T that made the advancements possible. “AT&T does provide some of the infrastructure on which the world’s communications flow,” Timothy B. Lee wrote for Vox. “But the gadgets and software that brought these futuristic capabilities to consumers were created by a new generation of Silicon Valley companies that mostly didn’t exist when these ads were made.”

Three-quarters of a billion dollars are on the line in a new class-action lawsuit filed against Universal Music Group, according to Rolling Stone. The suit is spearheaded by classic rap duo Black Sheep, who are best-known for their 1991 hit “The Choice Is Yours (Revisited).” The duo was also part of the Native Tongues collective which included A Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, and Queen Latifah.

Their lawsuit alleges Universal Music Group accepted both cash and company stock from Spotify in exchange for its labels’ music, but only paid royalties to its artists from the cash received from Spotify, cutting artists out of more than $750 million in royalties. Black Sheep argues that this violates the original terms of their 1990s contract with Polygram (since folded into the UMG umbrella), under which the label would have paid 50 percent of all net receipts from Black Sheep’s music.

The suit claims, “In the mid-2000s, Universal struck an undisclosed, sweetheart deal with Spotify whereby Universal agreed to accept substantially lower royalty payments on artists’ behalf in exchange for equity stake in Spotify – then a fledgling streaming service. Yet rather than distribute to artists their 50 percent of Spotify stock or pay artists their true and accurate royalty payments, for years Universal shortchanged artists and deprived plaintiffs and class members of the full royalty payments they were owed under Universal’s contract. For approximately a decade, Universal omitted from the royalty statements Universal issued to plaintiffs that it had received Spotify stock in connection with the ‘use or exploitation’ of Black Sheep recordings.”

According to the documents filed in Manhattan federal court, Universal valued its stake in Spotify at around $1.7 billion as of September 2021, with “substantial portion” of that coming from the above-mentioned deal. Since Universal could have withheld royalties from “thousands of artists” that have been signed to UMG’s subsisdiaries over the years, Black Sheep says they don’t know the “exact size” of the lawsuit’s possible class but that certification is forthcoming and that Universal’s records can reveal more information once subpoenaed.

The implications of this lawsuit could be massive, as streaming royalties have been at the center of numerous controversies at DSPs like Spotify, Apple Music, and Tidal for years.

For those looking to find the next chapter in the wellness journey, there are a number of great new books that will help you do just that. Not only do these works provide insights from renowned experts in their chosen fields, but the practice of sitting down with a book for some quiet reading time brings its own wide range of health benefits.

Studies show that spending time with the written word can improve brain connectivity, reduce stress, prepare you for a better sleep, help depression, and even aide you in living longer. Now merge those benefits with some quality self-improvement literature, and you potentially have a truly fulfilling practice on your hands.

Below, we have a list of great books for anyone looking to turn the page on bad habits and fill their heads with novel ideas. As always, everything you see featured has been read-tested by the crew here at Uproxx and given our stamp of approval. Enjoy!

BORN TO RUN 2: THE ULTIMATE TRAINING GUIDE – Christopher McDougall, Eric Orton

Price: $27

From The Publisher:

From the best-selling author and renowned coach duo from Born to Run, a fully illustrated, practical guide to running for everyone from amateurs to seasoned runners, about how to eat, race, and train like the world’s best. Whether you’re ramping up for a race or recuperating from an injury, Born to Run 2 is a holistic program for runners of every stripe that centers on seven key themes: food, fitness, form, footwear, focus, fun, and family.

Why It’s A Good Read:

The pair’s first collaboration, Born to Run, about the Tarahumara Indians in the Cooper Canyons was widely acclaimed by runners and non-runners alike. The book perfectly balanced its inspirational human story with motivational messaging. This worthy follow-up is a guide for runners who want to start or improve their practice through better training and nutrition.

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NEVER FINISHED: UNSHACKLE YOUR MIND AND WIN THE WAR WITHIN —David Goggins

Price: $22

From The Publisher:

Can’t Hurt Me, David Goggins’ smash hit memoir, demonstrated how much untapped ability we all have but was merely an introduction to the power of the mind. In Never Finished, Goggins takes you inside his Mental Lab, where he developed the philosophy, psychology, and strategies that enabled him to learn that what he thought was his limit was only his beginning and that the quest for greatness is unending.

Why It’s A Good Read:

David Goggins is a Retired Navy SEAL and the only member of the U.S. Armed Forces to complete SEAL training, Army Ranger School, and Air Force Tactical Air Controller training. Even though Goggins is an outlier when it comes to physical ability his writing and message transcend and are applicable to all

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THINK LIKE A MONK: TRAIN YOUR MIND FOR PEACE AND PURPOSE EVERY DAY — Jay Shetty

Price: $25

From The Publisher:

Jay Shetty grew up in a family where you could become one of three things – a doctor, a lawyer, or a failure. Instead of attending his college graduation ceremony, he headed to India to become a monk, meditate every day for four to eight hours, and devote his life to helping others. In Think Like A Monk he distills the timeless wisdom learned as a monk into practical steps anyone can take every day to live a less anxious, more meaningful life.

Why It’s A Good Read:

There is a reason that Shetty has become one of the biggest personalities on social media and YouTube over the years. In a landscape that is usually filled with ego and superficiality, he has consistently shared a message of positivity and kindness. For those curious about finding a different frame of mind, Shetty’s experience with the monks can offer a refreshing new perspective on old issues.

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THE 30-DAY SUGAR ELIMINATION DIET — Brenda Bennett

Price: $29

From The Publisher:

The last detox you will ever need to conquer sugar cravings for good. Nutrition expert Brenda Bennett puts you in control with an easy-to-follow meal plan. No gimmicks, no pre-packaged diet foods, and no juicer required, this complete sugar detox starter guide is unlike any other you have seen before. The 30-Day Sugar Elimination Diet is complete with 90 nutrient-dense recipes that incorporate leftovers, shopping lists, and treats to satisfy every craving.

Why It’s A Good Read:

The hardest part of a diet is not starting it, it is keeping up with it. You don’t need to be a nutritionist to know that consuming too much sugar is bad for you, and the majority of Americans are sold on foods that have too much added sugar. The great thing about this book from Bennett is it includes a full plan to follow on two tracks, either keto or low-carb, without any ambiguity. So if you commit to the book, you should find yourself well on the way to healthier eating habits by the end of three months.

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THE ART OF RESILIENCE: STRATEGIES FOR AN UNBREAKABLE MIND AND BODY — Ross Edgley

Price: $22

From The Publisher:

Bestselling author and award-winning adventurer Ross Edgley has been studying the art of resilience for years, applying all he has learned to become the first person in history to swim around Great Britain, breaking multiple world records. Now Ross focuses on mental strength, stoicism, and the training needed to create an unbreakable body.

Why It’s A Good Read:

Edgley is one of the most impressive figures in the world of sports science, having done a marathon pulling a 1.4-ton car, climbing a rope the height of Everest, and swimming around the entire island of Great Britain. The athlete shares the lessons he learned during those feats in an earnest and academic way. Don’t be surprised if you feel empowered to take on the world after reading.

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HOW WE HEAL: UNCOVER YOUR POWER AND SET YOURSELF FREE — Alexandra Elle

Price: $18

From The Publisher:

Beloved wellness author and teacher Alexandra Elle offers a life-changing invitation to heal yourself and reclaim your peace. In this book, readers will discover essential techniques for self-healing, including journaling rituals to cultivate innate strength, accessible tools for processing difficult emotions, and restorative meditations to ease the mind.

Why It’s A Good Read:

Elle is masterful at recommending new practices in self-healing, mindfulness, and boundary setting, all while sharing insights from her own journey of self-discovery. But it is not just Elle you can learn from, she also includes stories from fellow luminaries like Nedra Tawwab, Morgan Harper Nichols, Dr. Thema Bryant, and Barb Schmidt.

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DOPAMINE NATION: FINDING BALANCE IN THE AGE OF INDULGENCE — Dr. Anna Lembke

Price: $24

From The Publisher:

Dr. Anna Lembke, psychiatrist and author, explores the exciting new scientific discoveries that explain why the relentless pursuit of pleasure leads to pain, and what to do about it. Condensing complex neuroscience into easy-to-understand metaphors, Lembke illustrates how finding contentment and connectedness means keeping dopamine in check. In essence, Dopamine Nation shows that the secret to finding balance is combining the science of desire with the wisdom of recovery.

Why It’s A Good Read:

Few books in the world of wellness really address the times that we live in, instead sticking to more practiced and fundamental information. But with this book, Lembke takes into account our unprecendented access to high-reward, high-dopamine stimuli: drugs, food, news, gambling, shopping, gaming, texting, sexting, Facebooking, Instagramming, YouTubing, TikToking… The title comes from Lembke’s likening of the smartphone to a modern-day hypodermic, delivering digital dopamine 24/7 for a wired generation.

The insights are delivered through the experiences of her patients, making for reading that is both entertaining and relatable.

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INTELLIGENT FITNESS: THE SMART WAY TO REBOOT YOUR BODY AND GET IN SHAPE — Simon Waterson

Price: $22

From The Publisher:

Drawing on his vast experience as an elite trainer in the movie industry and former marine, Simon Waterson reveals how to enhance your energy, sleep, and confidence with his intelligent approach to fitness. The practices in the book were utilized by Waterson’s impressive client list including Daniel Craig, Chris Evans, Chris Pratt, Tom Hiddleston, Thandiwe Newton, and John Boyega.

Why It’s A Good Read:

Though his client roster is star-studded, Waterson brings much more to the pages of Intelligent Fitness than just showbiz stories. There are a great number of practices that can be adopted in order to vastly improve your physical fitness, mental sharpness, and ability to recover. There is no guarantee that you will look like Daniel Craig in his James Bond role, which Waterson trained him for, but you could just become your own version of super spy.

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YOUNG FOREVER: THE SECRETS TO LIVING YOUR LONGEST, HEALTHIEST LIFE — Dr. Mark Hyman

Price: $24

From The Publisher:

In Young Forever, Dr. Mark Hyman challenges us to reimagine our biology, health, and the process of aging. To uncover the secrets to longevity, he explores the biological hallmarks of aging, their causes, and their consequences—then shows us how to overcome them with simple dietary, lifestyle, and emerging longevity strategies. You’ll learn how to turn on your body’s key longevity switches; reduce inflammation and support the health of your immune system; exercise, sleep, and de-stress for healthy aging; and eat your way to a long life.

Why It’s A Good Read:

The title is a grabbing one, who doesn’t want to live a longer, healthier life?

But it isn’t just wishful wonderings that Dr. Hyman shares, there are a great number of science-based strategies and tips shared in this book’s chapters. Well known for bringing the “pegan diet” a hybrid paleo-vegan eating practice, Dr. Hyman has a wealth of knowledge that he brings into this practical guide.

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At the end of the month, Big Thief is launching a North American tour. While they’re on the road, Adrianne Lenker, Buck Meek, and the rest want to take some time to offer a pretty neat experience for some students.

In a message shared today (January 5), the group explained that while they’re on tour, they want to use their soundchecks as a chance for teachers to bring students in and discuss “creativity, music, playing shows, songwriting or whatever.” The letter reads:

“Dearest educators and students

Big Thief is looking to bring an educational component to the touring process by offering open invitations for teachers to bring their students to our soundchecks on the upcoming 2023 US tour. Our hope is that students would be able to come see the soundcheck and ask questions and share in a discussion about creativity, music, playing shows, songwriting or whatever!

Teachers–we would love to hear if you are interested in participating and how we can organize this so that it is of most benefit to your students. If you are interested in bringing your class to a soundcheck, and/or have any ideas that you think would help us get the ball rolling and make this experience as accessible and organized as possible, please do not hesitate to reach out to us at this email address: bigthiefsoundcheck at gmail

Let’s chat and hopefully see some of you at soundcheck. [heart emoji] Big Thief”

The message doesn’t specify what sort of students they’re looking to host, so presumably, teachers of learners from elementary school to college could inquire.

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What the hell happened to fifth-wave emo?

In large part due to Home Is Where’s I Became Birds and Brandon MacDonald’s online advocacy, “fifth-wave emo” emerged in 2021 as an organizing principle for the bands, scenes, and styles that managed to thrive during the pandemic. Though its various sub-categories — lo-fi/bedroom, post-emo, power-emo, twinklecore, and so forth — had seemingly little in common, just about everyone involved had a progressive bent, aspiring to displace “straight white guys with Telecaster” as the genre’s default character. And even if the backlash against Title Fight and Modern Baseball was an act on some level, it all served as a reminder that fifth-wave emo was every bit as defined by what it stood against as what it stood for — creating a chasm between itself and the preceding emo revival.

But in 2022, emo largely turned to the fun and familiar. Consensus favorites like Arm’s Length, Pool Kids and Anxious followed through on the promise of their early buzz with confident, easily lovable albums that evoked Fuse TV emo and pop-punk to varying degrees; this was not a year where, say, a Home Is Where or Glass Beach emerged like a bolt from the blue. After trying to do the “year-end essay” thing and formulate some sort of big-picture explanation for this trend, I found myself at a loss. Maybe there was some kind of contact buzz-like effect from the nostalgia emanating off the My Chemical Romance reunion and When We Were Young festival. Or maybe it’s nostalgia for Tumblr as Twitter becomes increasingly unusable. Or maybe there are innovative, game-changing albums out here, but they’re being incubated at Rate Your Music or other fora far outside the scope of mainstream critics.

The most likely explanation is that most of the bands responsible for making fifth-wave a thing spent the past year preparing for 2023. It wasn’t like the fifth-wave was repudiated or overtaken by a sixth wave. Four of the most potent bands of this scene — awakebutstillinbed, For Your Health, Home Is Where and Record Setter — shared splits that were both warmly received and contained some of their most adventurous music to date; the first three have all but confirmed new LPs on the way. Glass Beach also appeared to be hard at work on the second Glass Beach album (which will not be called the second Glass Beach album).

Either way, a lack of a greater narrative isn’t the only thing that made making a 2022 best-of list more difficult than last year’s. The past twelve months brought a wealth of good, really good, and great albums, but nothing that stood out as an instant classic (at least, not yet). This applies to the periphery of this discussion as well. Perhaps in 2019, Caracara, Joyce Manor, Prince Daddy & the Hyena, and Oso Oso would’ve merited inclusion. But while all four released superlative records in 2022, they’re emo only by association at this point. The same goes for String Machine’s Hallelujah Hell Yeah and Tree River’s Time Being, effusive and generous albums whose rootsy yet orchestral arrangements hearken back to mid-aughts indie rock more than anything overtly “emo.” The lack of activity from big-name revival bands is yet another factor; The World Is A Beautiful Place And I Am No Longer Afraid To Die and Foxing seem more likely to spend 2023 in legacy mode, celebrating the 10th anniversary of their canonical debuts.

But after seeing year-end list after year-end list hew towards the same Unifying Theory of 2022 narrative, why should any lil’ ol’ emo list do the same? Unlike in 2021, I decided to present this list in alphabetical order — partially because I want to celebrate every band here rather than present them in a hierarchy and the difference between my personal No. 3 and No. 7 is imperceptible and subject to minute-by-minute change, even to myself. And why stop at ten? I’m confident these twelve albums present a coherent overview of emo in 2022, and if not — rip it to shreds and offer up your own alternate canon. What’s more fifth-wave than that?

Here are the best emo albums of 2022.

Anxious — Little Green House

With so many worthwhile candidates, most of the tough exclusions from this list come down to whether bands actually fit within the genre. That isn’t the case for Anxious being a “maybe” — the Connecticut quintet jumped from Triple B to Run For Cover and occupied a familiar intersection of hardcore, melodic emo, and pop-punk. Think Equal Vision-era Saves The Day, The Get Up Kids doing shows with Converge and Coalesce, Title Fight produced by Walter Schreifels. But compared to scrappier, scruffier bands on this list, the songwriting sophistication of Little Green House makes it seem like a better candidate for the best power-pop album of 2022 — these are harmonies, not just two guys screaming at the same time, these are hooks, not just melodies that are played louder on the chorus. TWIABP’s Chris Teti did his best Mark Trombino impression behind the boards, rooted in hardcore and aspiring to pure pop, lending Little Green House a knife’s edge glimmer. Judging by their excellent recent singles, Anxious are, much like the aforementioned, primed to make their true pop move when LP2 comes, all but disqualifying themselves for 2023 when they get far too big to be restricted to an emo list.

Arm’s Length — Never Before Seen, Never Again Found

In every genre that communicates with its past, there’s a push and pull between the artists who define themselves by defying an established set of tropes and those who remind us why those tropes were so powerful in the first place. But this is a particularly fraught process in emo, a style of music that even its most fundamentalist advocates are expected to grow out of (hell, those are the ones who are especially likely to do so). By the time they get into alt-country or shoegaze or drumless rap or ambient, relapsed emos can only look back on their recent past and cringe, at least until enough time passes for them to mobilize their accumulated disposable income on nostalgia tours. All of which makes Arm’s Length’s debut Never Before Seen, Never Again Found one of the most unexpectedly daring albums of 2022.

After their self-released and TikTok-approved EP Everything Nice became a surprise success in 2021, the Ontario quartet soon found themselves in the paradoxically enviable position of having to explain their impostor syndrome in Spin. They recorded in the same Toronto studio as Kanye West, the Weeknd, and Justin Bieber and took that as a sign that they needed to justify their presence by making a classic album of their own. But Arm’s Length are not thinking along the lines of Neil Young or David Bowie or Kate Bush, nor Pavement or Slint or the Pixies or whoever else is the gold standard for indie legitimacy. Hell, they’re not even going for Diary or American Football. This is a band for whom Home, Like NoPlace Is There, The Things We Think We’re Missing and Peripheral Vision are “the canon.” With even the slightest hint of cynicism, Arm’s Length could be branded as mimics instead of mediums — from its sublimely on-the-nose introduction “Overture” to its sublimely on-the-nose closer “Dirge,” all of their moves are familiar but performed with enough zeal and intensity to resurrect Tumblr from the digital graveyard.

Avec Plaisir — An Album

Here’s pretty much all I could find out about Avec Plaisir: this is a band of 30-somethings from Montreal that plays a kind of mathy, melodic, and unmistakably “revival” type of emo that immediately brings hometown heroes Gulfer to mind. Why every one of their song titles begins with “J” is a mystery for another time. What I know about their debut is that An Album might not be as literal as the band name itself, which translates to “with pleasure.” This isn’t the kind of music that makes 30-somethings start a band unless they had their hearts in it, and every second of An Album radiates with the joy of artists revisiting the music of their youth with a sense of purpose and chops that can only be accessed with age.

Ben Quad — I’m Scared That All There Is

As long as Steven Hyden and I are hashing out trends on Indiecast, every December is likely to yield the same mailbag question — ranked or unranked year-end lists? At this point, I think we’re fairly secure in our answer: individual and genre lists are more inclined to serve as discovery tools, whereas publications need rankings to stoke online debate and differentiate themselves from every other list that features 35 or so of the same albums. Seeing as how this is both an individual and a genre list, I shouldn’t feel any particular reservations about going alphabetical. And yet, I sorta wish I ranked this list for the sole purpose of putting Ben Quad at the top.

I’m Scared That’s All There Is didn’t unexpectedly crash a bunch of mainstream year-end lists, nor did they signal a dramatic change in emo’s sound or perspective (though between Ben Quad, Chat Pile, and expat Bartees Strange, there’s an Oklahoma City trendpiece that no one’s touched yet). Though we went through this whole discussion last year when For Your Health and Home Is Where explicitly asked that their sub-20 minute releases be considered albums, I’m still in the habit of assuming a 7-song, 23-minute release is an EP. For those reasons, I feel ambivalent calling it the “best” emo album of 2022, a designation that requires some degree of objective criteria to explain why it mattered. That’s the ultimate differentiation between “best” and “favorite.” But man, it is definitely my favorite emo album of 2022 — reducing the past decade of Midwestern longing, Philly gang vocals, pop-punk and metalcore revivalism, and post-pandemic malaise into pure concentrate, no one provided more thrills and exuberance and less filler per second than Ben Quad. Even better, whereas most of the bigger releases of 2022 had plenty of momentum heading into the year, I’m Scared That’s All There Is felt like an album that people discovered purely through word-of-mouth; someone, rather than some publication, suggested you might fuck with Ben Quad and you did. Regardless of what it means for the artistic arc of emo, I’m Scared That’s All There Is is the kind of joyous discovery that ensures I’ll keep my ear to the ground every single year.

Brakence — Hypochondriac

Until all forms of streaming services and social media are eradicated, we’ll be subjected to hundreds of earnest and valid laments from artists and critics alike about The Lost Art of Patient Listening. Then again, our free time is a finite resource and sometimes you just gotta trust your gut. Being that very, very few emo albums are granted mainstream coverage or mandatory to keep up with the yearly narrative, I’ll always be open to recommendations from the darkest corners of message boards and reply guys. But I can tell pretty quickly if something’s not going to be worth my time — “bony knees”-style lyricism, aimless screamo spasms, any kind of allegiance to weed emo tropes, and so forth.

There’s also a “man, f*ck this” gag reflex, a reaction far more worthy of further exploration than boredom, no matter how strong the initial repulsion — the unmistakeable, pit-of-the-stomach feeling that I’m staring directly down at a generation gap, encountering music that was more or less designed to freak out people who don’t spend their time in the spaces in which it was made. This happens constantly with me while listening to rap and to a lesser extent with emo, as both are youth-oriented, constantly evolving genres intended to antagonize old heads who are stuck off concepts of “realness.” I felt this when I first heard Dashboard Confessional and the first Panic! At the Disco album and Columbus-born, Columbia-signed Brakence’s earlier material — which struck me as both post-Lil Peep and post-100 Gecs and proof that maybe I should start getting into jazz.

But when a trusted source told me that Brakence’s Hypochondriac was the “most important emo album since Harmlessness,” I mean… that puts things in a framework that I can understand, doesn’t it? I don’t think Hypochondriac is on the level of one of the 2010’s greatest indie rock albums and I’d argue that Jane Remover’s Frailty is a far more artful and compelling alchemy of hyper-pop and Midwest emo. But even if the thrills of Hypochondriac are cheaper or more immediate or subject to scrutiny, they’re thrills all the same and the kind that could signal a real-time shift in mainstream taste. This is high school, highly online angst weaponized, boastful and self-loathing, omnivorous and solipsistic in equal measure, instantaneously memorable hooks that stick in your brain whether you want them to or not (“my music be the snobbiest, somehow I’m still gonna get it done”?!?!?). This is the kind of music around which teens can build their entire identity, and though Hypochondriac sounds nothing like the music I loved as a 16-year old, it’s the album that most allowed me to commune with that version of myself – looking back with equal parts empathy and sympathy and trying to figure out what “Caffeine” lyric he’d quote in his senior yearbook.

Carly Cosgrove — See You In Chemistry

Carly Cosgrove was the breakout artist during the beautiful and brief Quarantine Emo Night era, insofar as we can claim such a thing existed. “I don’t mean to brag, but I’m the most humble man I know,” Lucas Naylor shouted on “Buttersock,” an emo anthem for any age and a reminder of what had been lost in Philly, specifically in 2020: the opportunity to see a couple of kids with braces and cargo shorts become a rallying point at the epicenter of cool-ass American indie rock. Released on the ascendant Wax Bodega and produced by Joe Reinhart of Hop Along and Algernon Cadwallader, See You In Chemistry is aware of the newfound expectations placed on Carly Cosgrove. “I cherish my life / Before the sudden potential / For twenty-five minutes, I’m special / As soon as they’re over, I’m not,” Lucas laments on “Really Big Shrimp,” and Carly Cosgrove use the slam-dunk hook of “Munck” and the title track’s 7-minute sprawl as evidence that they’ve taken the higher stakes to heart. But for the most part, the tone of See You In Chemistry is lovably bemused about being the Next Big Thing and feeling like it’s no big deal, its subtly cutting lyrics and elastic, elliptical song structures the closest thing we’ve got to the hypothetical third Everyone Everywhere album. “Seven songs in two years, somehow you’re not bored yet,” Naylor jokes and ten songs later, we’re more excited than ever.

Foxtails — Fawn

Foxtails are often tagged as “art-rock,” a helpful shorthand for everything that distinguishes the Connecticut quartet from most screamo acts — mournful violins, found sound interludes, detuned guitar interplay that owes more to early Sonic Youth than American Football. But don’t let that give you the impression that Fawn begs for a cerebral, chin-stroking appreciation. The vast, brutalized landscape of fawn conjures the bleak beauty of a scarred, smoke-covered battlefield as Blue Luno Solaz’s haunted, harrowing howls are equal parts war reportage and ghost story. Though the band includes a passage from Peter Walker’s Complex PTSD: From Surviving to Thriving as required pre-reading, devastation is total on Fawn and redemption scarce.

Injury Tape — Songs I Mailed To Myself

I’ve gone on the record numerous times calling Jimmy Eat World’s Clarity my favorite album ever made. So, “with all due respect” should go without saying, but… with all due respect, Clarity kinda f*cked up the game for “pretty” emo. The normalization of drum machines, strings, synthesizers, and literal bells and whistles all but killed a certain type of austere beauty endemic to emo alone prior to Clarity. Recall the slower, sparer ballads from Sunny Day Real Estate or Texas Is The Reason or, hell, even Jimmy Eat World’s Static Prevails — dialed-down tempos, muttered vocals, spare reverb, a frosted, single guitar arpeggio. Again, with all due respect, we can blame American Football for standardizing interlocking guitar harmonies at all times. While emo and slowcore are adjacent but distinct subgenres that often commingle, it’s nearly impossible to find a reminder of their first subtle flirtations in the mid-90s. And I suppose that an album featuring songs called “Piss Cup” and “F*ck Off” would be the last place to look. Especially when Japanese ex-pats Injury Tape lead off their bristling debut with “Gone Away” and “Lightning Bug,” a couple of rousing, singalongs more reminiscent of any of the aforementioned bands in one-first-in-the-air, the other-on-heart mode. Yet, it’s the more tender and subtle second half that leant Songs I Mailed To Myself its staying power throughout 2022, befitting a low-key charmer that has spent most of its year in isolation, waiting to be discovered.

Lobsterfight — Sun Soaking

OK, this is the answer to “what happened to fifth-wave emo in 2022?” The credits of Lobsterfight’s explosive and effusive second album read like an A-list of the movement: Home is Where, Rookie Card, Summer 2000, Your Arms Are My Cocoon, Hey, Ily! True to fifth-wave’s aim to reroute the genre’s lineage away from “revival” and “Midwest” and establish a link from the Brave Little Abacus to the utopian experimentalism of Brave Little Abacus, Fiery Furnaces, and Elephant 6, Sun Soaking is a piñata stuffed beyond capacity with candied Beach Boys worship and caustic no-fi production tricks; every second seems to reveal a new texture or a new sound, everything except guitars. The most creative and the most divisive album on this list — Anguel Sanchez’s bleating vocals will scare off emo skeptics at 100 paces — Sun Soaking is proof that there are still artists willing to take emo to strange, new places so long as their trusted peers follow along.

Pool Kids — Pool Kids

Over the past four years, it seemed like the world (or at least Fest) was Pool Kids’ for the taking whenever they decided to drop the follow-up to Music To Practice Safe Sex To. They had the chops, they had the hair, they had the cosign of both Hayley Williams and John Darnielle. They also had a lot of bad luck — studio floods, death, displacement, and the dissonance between the expectations and financial stability of being the next big thing in twinkly emo. All of the above have broken Pool Kids’ peer bands to some extent and all of it gets addressed on their self-titled album. But they balance their struggles with a truly inspiring self-belief, something that’s extremely hard to pull off in a style of music that valorizes DIY misery. If Pool Kids feels like 2022’s definitive emo release, it’s because they never make anyone feel like they have to choose between silvery ballads and spiteful kiss-offs, pop hooks and Guitar Hero worship, or being Most Likely to Succeed and The People’s Champ.

Short Fictions — Every Moment Of Every Day

When it was initially released in December 2019, Short Fictions’ Fates Worse Than Death was an “auspicious sophomore LP,” a “sleeper hit” — the sort of modest and hedged acclaim that typically greets albums that drop after year-end lists have been completed. Less than four months later, it felt like the final document of pre-pandemic emo; all of a sudden, its glockenspiels and string arrangements and calls for neighborhood action and communal uplift felt of an entirely bygone era, when the political concerns were more immediate and cramming seven people on stage become impossible in numerous ways. A “darker, more introspective” follow-up from Short Fictions was all but inevitable, yet Every Moment Of Every Day — “EMO ED” — does so in an entirely unexpected way. Inspired by their brief tour with Origami Angel, Short Fiction kept its TWIABP/Los Campesinos! arrangements and reduced them into bittersweet confections about the futility of creating art in the current economy, screamo calls for worker solidarity and, on closer “Don’t Pinch Me I’m Dreaming,” a belief against all available evidence that a better day lies ahead.

Sonagi — Precedent

Had I known that 2022 would be my least prolific year as a music writer, I would’ve hoped that my newfound time and energy would be reinvested in listening. In fact, the opposite was true. An editorial mandate doesn’t just inspire greater engagement with a single album but the context in which it exists; keeping up with music is literally a full-time job and even a couple of off weeks can make catching up feel like a Sisyphean task where the boulder only gets bigger. This felt particularly true with screamo, a genre where even the best records — let’s be honest here — don’t have a lot of situational versatility. Typically, here’s how things went: one of my trusted screamo sources like Andrew Sacher at Brooklyn Vegan or Tom Breihan and Chris Deville at Stereogum or Eli Enis at Revolver would tout a new release, I’d take it to the gym immediately, maybe tweet that it rips or slaps or whatever and, without any realistic ability to replay it in my car or at work, lose track of it when the same thing repeated itself a week later.

Again, this is more my fault than that of the music, but we’re talking about screamo albums that managed to make an impact outside of their intended audience. Maybe it’s the recently announced hiatus of Closer that has me feeling a certain type of way, but Sonagi’s debut Precedent felt like the release I was most drawn to whenever “something screamo would be nice” struck. There were other albums that went harder or faster, and others that incorporated more brass or strings or reverby post-rock instrumentals to signify “ambition.” There were definitely other excellent screamo albums with grittier production or grimier vocals to signify “rawness.” This is not a masterpiece or a work of transcendence, because why should screamo be a subgenre of masters and mystics? Precedent enthralls with its flaws and humanity, by the way Sonagi pushed themselves to extremes only to realize there is still so far to go — a perfect encapsulation of both the desire for sublimation and the insatiable yearning that screamo satisfies better than any genre.

Sweet Pill — Where The Heart Is

Things move fast in this world — as Sweet Pill started trickling out advance singles for Where The Heart Is, their merger of tappity-tap guitar interplay and Riot!-ous vocals struck me as perhaps the first evidence of a “post-Pool Kids” era. And if we’re being honest here, Where The Heart Is felt a bit overshadowed when Pool Kids released their monumental self-titled less than two months later. But if the warranted comparisons still feel somewhat reductive, they’re also clarifying. Emboldened by a solid foundation, Sweet Pill use their debut to figure out how weird they can get with it — while Zayna Youssef has a brassy, bracing voice that could’ve sparked an alternate history in major-label pop-punk revival, she wields it alongside tricky math-rock grooves, flute solos, and just enough proggy sprawl to warrant their La Dispute and Circa Survive influences. And all of this in less than a half hour — Where The Heart Is, true to its title, the work of a band that likes its hooks and its quirks as immediate as possible

Their / They’re / There — Their / They’re / Three

I’ve been writing about music professionally for about 17 years, and emo has been my primary beat for about half of that. While the opportunity to shed any bit of light on this world is by far the most rewarding thing I’ve done as a critic, there’s a counterpoint I’ve heard so often, I can’t help but take it to heart — that mainstream attention was the worst thing that could happen to emo in the 2010s, infecting the scene with a competitiveness and expectations that it wasn’t equipped to sustain. Title Fight and Modern Baseball and The Hotelier all broke up at the peak of their powers and all did so as a matter of principle to protect their mental health or artistic integrity. Just about any band would be thrilled to be on the level of Foxing, Balance and Composure or You Blew It!, and yet when I’ve interviewed all three, the conversation inevitably shifted towards the unsustainability of being a full-time touring band without cracking the Big Indie Industrial Complex. After years of bands and listeners and critics advocating for these bands to be taken seriously or at least have an opportunity to escape the basement-or-Warped Tour ultimatum, many of them got close enough to the middle class to realize how far away they truly were.

Of late, I’ve thought about this dynamic through the lens of Evan Weiss — throughout the early 2010s, he was one of the most prolific strivers of emo’s fourth wave, as both an artist and an ambassador. But recently, he’s taken a sharp turn towards stewardship of Storm Chasers, LTD, his “community driven record release project” that has mostly lain dormant since 2015. Into It. Over It.’s 2020 album Figure arrived after four years of personal and professional turbulence and felt like an elegy for Weiss’ main project. But ever since, Weiss has gone into hyperdrive — last year saw the debut of the folktronica project Couplet, which reinvigorated Tanner Jones after post-YBI! burnout. The melodic and flippant Pet Symmetry also released a new album, while II.OI. released a couple of low-stakes, enjoyable splits with Hikes, and Malegoat. Storm Chasers also announced the release of the final LP from The Progress and the debut EP from Damiera, a late-aughts Equal Vision band in which Weiss played bass.

Though Storm Chasers has no intention of slowing down in 2023, Their / They’re / Three feels like a culminating event, in that it was truly a capital-E event. At one point featuring Mike Kinsella in its lineup, T/T/T has been around long enough to have once been viewed as a torch-passing. Nearly a decade after their self-titled EP, T/T/T has put aside their perpetual “long-delayed side gig” facade and emerged as the hungriest, most aggressive Weiss project since the mid-2000s. “Everything we need is right where we left it,” Weiss sings halfway through on “The Ultimate Ideas,” a prime example of what T/T/T has evolved into — aggressive yet approachable, honoring The Progress and prog nostalgia, a band with high-minded ambitions that would quit the very moment it stopped being fun.

The Menu was widely considered one of the best films of 2022 — it made our top 10 of 2022 at UPROXX. The takedown of the overly affluent culture built around the service industry struck a chord that’s very “burn it all down,” which feels very right now. Naturally, the film featured a lot of food — much of it almost absurdly esoteric.

But only one dish really enthralled us. It was… (spoiler alert, I guess?!)… a cheeseburger.

The moment I saw that cheeseburger dances across the screen, I knew I’d be making it soon. It looked too good to ignore. The sesame seed bun, the Oklahoma-style smash burger with white onions, the insane amount of melted American cheese, it all just looked too good to be true in that special cinematic way where movies can over-inflate how transcendent food really is. After all… it was also just a f*cking cheeseburger. (Those who have seen the movie know that this was the entire point.)

The film itself doesn’t overplay the humble fast food staple either. It calls a spade a spade by stating on the screen “just a well-made cheeseburger” and nothing else.

In a way, that description is almost a reference to this wonderful scene from Parks And Rec.

It’s not exactly revolutionary to admit that it’s hard to beat a well-made and simple cheeseburger with no bells and whistles. Good ingredients executed perfectly — salt, fat, meat, carbs. Thanks to that simplicity, the quality of the ingredients and execution actually become the bells and whistles. That’s pretty cool because there’s nothing to hide behind.

Anyway, the best part is that the film lays out each step of the cheeseburger-making process.

Since that is there, it’s pretty easy to replicate this movie recipe. Sure, I’m not sourcing meat from dairy cows raised on a Scandinavian island or baking the “best bread in the world” for the bun. But that’s not the point. The point is to make “just a well-made cheeseburger.” So let’s do that in the style of The Menu.

• The Single Best Cheeseburger From All The Big Fast Food Chains (Hacks Included!)
• We Blind Tested Ketchup Brands On Fries And Hot Dogs And Picked The #1 Best
• We Blind Tested Every Mayo On The Market To Find The #1 Best
• The #1 Most Boneheaded Error Made By 16 Major Fast Food Chains
• The 20 Most Popular Hot Sauces In America, Blind Tasted And Ranked

A Cheeseburger

Ingredients:

• 6 oz. grass-fed ground beef
• 4 slices American cheese (from a deli counter)
• 1 toasted sesame seed bun (from a bakery)
• Pickle chips
• 1/4 of a white onion (thinly sliced on a mandolin)
• Mustard
• Mayo
• Kosher salt
• Black Pepper
• Neutral vegetable oil

This is all pretty straightforward stuff. I got everything from a grocery store. The bun was from the bakery section. The cheese was from the deli (though it was a little thick on the slice — more on that later). And the beef was a local grass-fed beef with an 85/15 lean/fat ratio. It’s as close to the “restaurant-raised” Hawthone-fied version as I was going to get.

Luckily, there’s a clear mise en place set up for the burger-making scene. You can see four small bowls for onions, pickles, and yellow mustard. It looks like the other mini bowl has mayo so I just went with that. I got all of that from the store too. Remember, we’re talking about simple things elevated here.

What You’ll Need:

• Grill top or skillet
• Heavy-duty offset spatula
• Mandoline
• Peppermill
• Kitchen towel

Method:

Prep:

• Form two 3-ounce balls with the ground beef, ensuring not to compress the ground beef too much.
• Slice the bun.
• Slice the white onion on the vertical pole of the onion on the mandoline’s thinnest setting.
• Ready the pickles, mustard, mayo, cheese slices, salt, and pepper on a board. This is your mise en place and will allow you to cook and build with ease.

Cook:

• Heat a skillet or grill top on high heat. Once heated, add a small amount of oil — it should just start to spit thin lines of smoke but not billow.
• Toast the sesame seed bun on the grill or skillet. Set aside.
• Place the balls on the hot surface and smash — using a heavy-duty offset spatula and a kitchen towel — until they’re about 1/3 to 1/2 inch thick.
• Add a large pinch of Kosher salt to each patty and then hit with a good crank of black pepper as well.
• Add a few slices of white onion to each patty, creating a thin layer.
• After about a minute or so, a good Malliard crust should have formed on the whole bottom of each patty (not just the edges), use the offset spatula to flip the patties. Make sure to keep the onions under the flipped patty.
• Immediately add two slices of American cheese to each patty, allowing the corners to drape over the round edges of the meat.
• Dope the heel and crown of the bun with the mayo and mustard — a small smear of each on each piece will do — and then add enough thin slices of pickle to the heel to make one layer.
• After about two minutes or so, the cheese should be getting melty and searing around the edges. Use the spatula to stack the two patties and place them on the doped heel bun.
• Add the crown bun and gently press down, allowing the juices to seep out and help create a deeper sauce for the whole cheeseburger (just as Chef does in The Menu).
• Serve — optionally with crinkle-cut fries.

Bottom Line:

Yup, delicious. Really freaking delicious. The one fault was not in the burger’s idea but in my execution. My American cheese slices were too thick. That made the burger very cheesy. Not too much but definitely a tad off balance. Next time, I’ll get the slices a notch or two thinner off the ol’ slicer at the deli counter.

Side by side, these were pretty damn close. I need a better camera and lighting, but it’s definitely there.

Overall, this was still an amazingly satisfying burger. The meat was super juicy and wonderfully seasoned, especially with the sweet bite of grilled onions embedded in the patty. The bun held everything together like a champ too. While this was cheesy and juicy it wasn’t overly messy.

This was the extent of the mess on my hand after eating the burger, which is pretty minimal for something so juicy.

Lastly, while this looks big and tall, it wasn’t. Once you grabbed the burger in your hand, it was perfectly sized for biting into without unlocking your jaw — i.e. just a well-made cheeseburger. Best of all? If you’re craving a burger after watching The Menu, this one is definitely achievable. Make it tonight!

Lauren Boebert continued to join the small band of Republicans who are derailing the Speaker of the House process and have essentially held Congress hostage for almost the entire week. During the seventh (or eighth?) vote, Boebert once again refused to vote for Kevin McCarthy. Only this time around, Boebert decided to add some grandstanding to the mix by delivering a speech instead of following procedure and saying her vote. Her colleagues were not here for it.

In a new video shared by Ron Filipkowski, Boebert can be heard rambling in the background before the entire room erupts in jeers and heckles for her to stop talking and vote already.

At this point, nerves are understandably frayed and nobody’s in the mood for rootin’ tootin’ Boebert’s theatrics. She’s somehow making Marjorie Taylor Greene look like the calm one in the room, and that’s no easy task. Boebert getting shouted down by her colleagues also arrives after she was grilled by Sean Hannity the night before. The Fox News host repeatedly asked Boebert why her side doesn’t just “pack it in” seeing how McCarthy has 203 votes and her side only has 20.

“I asked you a simple question, congresswoman,” Hannity finally said after growing frustrated with Boebert. “I feel I’m getting an answer from a liberal.”

“I’m not going to support Kevin McCarthy, Sean,” she defiantly answered, ending the segment.

(Via Ron Filipkowski on Twitter)

Chris Beard, the college basketball coach who was arrested in December on charges of felony domestic violence, has been relieved of his duties by the University of Texas for cause. Beard has previously been suspended without pay.

“The University of Texas has parted ways with Chris Beard,” Chris Del Conte, the school’s athletic director, said in a statement on Thursday afternoon. “This has been a difficult situation that we’ve been diligently working through. Today I informed Mr. Beard of our decision to terminate him effective immediately.

According to the arrest report on the night in question, Beard’s fiancée alleged that “he choked me, threw me off the bed, bit me, bruises all over my leg, throwing me around, and going nuts.” The full arrest report can be read here.

Beard, who attended the University of Texas, became the head coach in Austin in April of 2021 following a five-year stint as the head coach at Texas Tech. During his only year at the helm of the Longhorns, the team accrued a 22-12 record and made it to the NCAA Tournament, before getting eliminated in the second round. Since being suspended without pay, Rodney Terry has served as the program’s coach in an interim role, and will continue in that position for the remainder of the campaign.

Thursday brought a wave of good news regarding the condition of Bills defensive back Damar Hamlin, who collapsed on the field on Monday night in Cincinnati and had to have his heartbeat restored on the field with CPR before being taken to the UC Medical Center where he has remained in critical condition.

The game was suspended and ultimately postponed, with the league discussing a variety of options including not resuming the game at all, as all focus has been on the condition of Hamlin. A statement from the Bills on Thursday morning indicated Hamlin was making “steady progress” and starting to show signs of being “neurologically intact.” Doctors from the UC Medical Center gave a more detailed update on Thursday afternoon, offering even more good news, confirming reports he has function in his hands and feet, with the ability to squeeze the hands of his family members and doctors.

Hamlin even asked in writing who won the game, and doctors responded “you won the game of life.”

As the league prepares to move forward with Week 18 games as scheduled this weekend, the Bills play the Patriots but while they’ve begun game prep, there was some genuine and understandable wonder as to whether the team would be capable of playing less than a week after seeing a teammate go into cardiac arrest. On Thursday, Hamlin’s father spoke with the team over Zoom and provided the positive updates directly to his teammates, which provided a much needed lift for the team, with Jeremy Fowler of ESPN reporting one person told him they “finally started to smile” for the first time since the horrific scene in Cincinnati.

The emotions of it all are still raw, and doctors noted there’s still a ways to go for Hamlin, who won’t be upgraded to stable condition until they can remove the breathing tube and neurological function continues to improve.