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Yes, ‘Babylon’ Is A Movie You’ve Seen Before. No, It Has Never Been This Good.

After two movies about jazz (Whiplash, La La Land), director Damien Chazelle has now made a three-hours-plus “love letter to Hollywood.” It’s almost as if his entire deal is taking things we claim to hate and bending over backwards to make us love them. Babylon is a movie that absolutely shouldn’t work, but objectively does, three hours and nine minutes that didn’t bore me for a single second. Instead, it sails, on the crest of a glorious wave of blood, sweat, tears, tits, shit, vomit, and piss. Damien Chazelle elevates Cinema by dragging it back to the gutter.

Babylon opens on Manuel Torres (Diego Calva), a studio fixer in the midst of a logistical problem: how to transport an elephant to a movie industry party in Bel Air using only 1920s automobile technology. The scene is an extended sight gag involving an elephant, an obese truck driver, and two Mexican laborers trying to push one of those hand-cranked AWOOOGA cars up a hill. It eventually ends with one laborer SLIMED with 10 gallons of watery elephant shit, complete with a wet lens and a closeup of the relaxing elephant sphincter. You can imagine some satisfied 23 skidoo studio exec somewhere watching this, pushing his fedora back on his head, chomping a cigar and shouting “Now dat’s what I call ‘a button!’”

The scene is merely a prologue, for a massive party at studio head Don Wallach’s house (an almost-mute, rarely present Jeff Garland), where it seems no moral has been left undebauched. Naked people and drugs are practically raining from the rafters, with loud jazz, implied bestiality, fornication in every corner, and a naked fat guy getting a golden shower from a starlet downstairs (cue another wet lens). Not enough pee-pee in movies these days, I always say. Damien Chazelle’s utter lack of restraint here is his secret weapon: who doesn’t want to watch an extended cocaine orgy?

The key players in the story are Jack Conrad, a film star played by Brad Pitt whose latest wife dumps him when he won’t stop speaking Italian; Manuel the fixer (Calva); Nellie LaRoy, a debauched floozy aspiring to film stardom played by Margot Robbie; and Sydney (Jovan Adepo) the bandleader/trumpet player providing the soundtrack to the madness, and eventually, joining in.

Wallach’s house party is the party within the party that was old Hollywood in its silent film, roaring twenties golden age. Which Babylon depicts from its manic peak through to the hangover that follows, once the talkies take over, the old stars fade out, and the prudes crash the party.

Does that sound familiar? It should. As soon as The Jazz Singer became a plot point, I thought, Wait, are we really doing this again? Are we really going to watch more silent film stars struggle with bad microphones? More scrambling studio execs, more glamorous silent film stars betrayed by their accents?

I sat there trying to mentally catalog all the movies I’ve seen that have, in fact, depicted this very moment in film history before, from The Artist to Hail, Caesar to Singin’ In The Rain to Boogie Nights (a riff on the format using porn’s shift to video). I wasn’t imagining things, and Damien Chazelle didn’t do this by accident. He even cuts Singin’ In The Rain clips into the epilogue, cutting between it and the Babylon clips depicting basically the same things.

Yet ultimately I didn’t care. I was still transfixed and I think that was the point. Margot Robbie, playing a Jersey girl pseudo-gangster’s moll with a comically dark backstory who can cry on command (“you want one tear or two?”) is mesmerizing, because she always is. Brad Pitt, the movie star’s movie star, playing a movie star works, because… well, because he’s a movie star. There’s something about him that makes us want to watch. Certainly that he’s handsome, but maybe some special indefinable something else. Babylon is a movie about that kind of spark. Why it thrives, why it dies, and how people who have it try to harness it. Babylon is larger than life. It’s about the magic of movies being larger than life.

Part of the fun of movies is the implied knowledge that someone had to shoot them, and the vicarious thrill of how much fun that must’ve been. Few movies have ever looked quite so fun as Babylon, which has elephant poop, cocaine, and golden showers in the first 10 minutes and doesn’t slow down much from there (there are even more wet lenses soaked in other fluids and an excellent surprise late second act cameo that depicts at least five perversions that don’t even have names yet).

Yes, the characters — mostly Pitt’s Conrad — occasionally monologue about Why Movies Are Important. But this off-putting sense of self-importance (industry people’s calling card for at least 100 years) is always undercut by Babylon‘s glee for all things lurid and blue. The fact that it’s lurid and our interest in it largely prurient is not meant to suggest that movies aren’t important, per se, only that its prurience makes acknowledging its importance kind of funny.

All of which is to say: “A Love Letter To Cinema,” which Babylon is wholeheartedly, is a lot less exhausting coming from someone who also acknowledges that Cinema, art form though it may be, isn’t that different from pornography or a sideshow freakshow. Pay a dime to see the bearded lady swallow a snake. Pay 12 bucks to see a prostitute pee on Fatty Arbuckle. Money well spent. See it with your mom on Christmas Day.

‘Babylon’ is in theaters December 23rd. Vince Mancini is on Twitter. You can read more of his reviews here.

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Brittney Griner Released Her First Statement On Instagram And Plans To Play This WNBA Season

Brittney Griner returned home last week after nearly 300 days in Russian custody as part of a prisoner swap. It was an emotional day for many, particularly those in the WNBA world who spent the last year taking every opportunity to campaign for her release and urging the Biden Administration to do whatever it took to get the star home.

On Friday morning we heard from Griner for the first time, as she posted to Instagram with a statement thanking her wife, Cherelle, her WNBA family, and many more for the tireless work to get her home and the support that helped keep her going in dark days in Russia.

Griner also closed her statement with an announcement that will have fans excited, as she made clear that she plans to play this season for the Mercury.

I also want to make one thing very clear: I intend to play basketball for the WNBA’s Phoenix Mercury this season, and in doing so, I look forward to being able to say ‘thank you’ to those of you who advocated, wrote, and posted for me in person soon.

It will undoubtedly be quite the scene when Griner steps onto her home floor in Phoenix for the first time, and her return to the court will be the headlining story of the 2023 season. From a basketball perspective, it’s huge for the Mercury to get their All-Star center back, but for the league as a whole it will be right to have one of the stars of the game back on the court.

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Sam Asghari Defended Britney Spears’ Topless Photos While Admitting He’d Prefer She Not Post Some Of Them

These days, Britney Spears is as active as ever when it comes to posting on Instagram. Worth noting, though, is that on her recent posts, the tone of the comments seems to be overwhelmingly negative or expressing concern for Spears’ well-being. The same is true of her two most recent posts from last night (December 15), which feature multiple photos of Spears topless and covering her breasts with her hands, along with emojis obscuring where her hands apparently didn’t perform adequate censorship.

Now, Spears’ husband Sam Asghari has addressed the latest posts and the feedback Spears has received on them. In a message shared on his Instagram Story last night, he stood up for his wife while also conceding that he wishes she hadn’t posted the photos. He wrote, “The only person in the world that gets bullied for posting things like this. I personally preferred she never posted these but who am I to control someone that’s been under a microscope and been controlled for most of her life.”

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Asghari spoke out about Spears’ social media activity back in August, too, writing, “Even if there was truth to her kids being ashamed of their mothers choices and positive body image they wouldn’t be the 1st teenagers [embarrassed] of their parents. Most kids are embarrassed of their parents at one point. The mere presence of a parent can humiliate a teenager. It’s so common it has been a storyline used over and over on TV and in Films for decades. Eventually if not already they will realize their mothers choices are harmless and an expression of newly found freedom. There is nothing to be [embarrassed] about just lots of things to be proud of.”

Find Spears’ posts below.

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Indiecast Names The Most Overlooked Albums Of 2022

Now that Indiecast has decided the most annoying music Twitter story and the most 2022 album of 2022, hosts Steven Hyden and Ian Cohen get (a bit) more earnest about their favorite music of the year. This week’s Indiecast episode as Steve and Ian name the five albums they think deserved more media attention in 2022 (hint: one of them had an entire Indiecast episode dedicated to it).

This week’s episode also includes a brief TVcast segment where Steve and Ian share their thoughts on The White Lotus‘ near-ubiquitous internet takeover and the state of prestige TV in general. Plus, Indiecast answers a mailbag question about year-end music lists. Why does every major publication release its best-of list in November or December? It sometimes leads to big albums being left off, like Playboi Carti’s Whole Lotta Read or SZA’s latest album, which dropped a week after most publications had finalized their lists.

New episodes of Indiecast drop every Friday. Listen to Episode 119 here or below and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can submit questions for Steve and Ian at [email protected], and make sure to follow us on Instagram and Twitter for all the latest news. We also recently launched a visualizer for our favorite Indiecast moments. Check those out here.

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Margot Robbie Shocked Jean Smart With A ‘Naked’ Prank She Played On A Poor Babysitter

A few years ago, Adam Pally and Ben Schwartz guest hosted The Late Late Show; madness ensued. The same thing should happen again, except this time with Margot Robbie and Jean Smart. The Babylon co-stars appeared together on Thursday’s episode of The Late Late Show with James Corden, where they discussed the debauched Damien Chazelle film and their New Year’s Eve plans. Robbie also shocked Smart with a childhood prank she pulled on her poor babysitter.

“I was a very dramatic child. I was very upset one time, my mom swapped babysitters,” she said. Robbie’s mom replaced her cool high school babysitter with an older “mean lady,” who instructed Robbie to take a bath. “We got into a bit of a fight about that,” she continued, and then I thought in my head, ‘I’ll show you.’ So I went and got ketchup, tomato sauce, and a kitchen knife, and I lay on the tiles, naked, covered in tomato sauce and ketchup. And waited until she found me.” Smart’s reaction speaks for all of us:

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Robbie was a talented actress, even then. “I was committed, I stayed in character the whole time, played dead and it was so worth it,” she said. “She freaked out. I never saw her again.” Somewhere out there is a 90-something-year-old Australian woman who is haunted by the image of Giant Margot in the Barbie trailer.

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HER Was A Guitar-Shredding, Enchanting Belle In Disney’s ‘Beauty And The Beast: A 30th Celebration’

Grammy award-winning artist HER is always making history. The latest of her achievements is her role as Belle in Disney’s 30th celebration televised special of Beauty And The Beast. She is the first Black and Filipina woman to play that role, and she was nothing short of amazing when it took place last night (December 15).

Not only was her singing crystal clear and enchanting, but she even shredded on an electric guitar, making it seem effortless, donning the character’s iconic yellow princess gown and her own signature shades while descending the stairs. The event was definitely one of the most breathtaking performances to witness, which one can tell just from this short clip posted by ABC below.

When discussing her role on Good Morning America, Wilson said, “I never thought I could be a Disney princess.” She later added, “Of course, every little girl wants to be a Disney princess, but I’ve never seen one that looks like me — so I get to be that to little girls now.” She added about production, “That’s such a huge deal on top of being a producer on Beauty And The Beast, which is crazy. I got to do a lot of the new arrangements and work with Alan Menken, the original arranger and producer. It’s been an amazing experience just learning so much about myself, and it’s been a lot of fun, honestly.”

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2022 Was A Weird And Often Bad Year To Be A Concert Audience Member

The live-music industry is broken. This was a common refrain throughout 2022 — over and over, we heard about how the concert business is falling apart and needs to be reimagined in order to be saved. Think back to the start of 2022, and the enthusiasm many of us felt about the first fully “normal” year for shows since the pre-pandemic times. That fresh-out-of-solitary-confinement optimism is all but gone now. What happened?

What happened is that there were two parallel problems that at first glance seemed contradictory, but upon closer examination were revealed to be intimately related. First, many artists could not tour this year due to a variety of factors, including inflation, high gas costs, supply-chain shortages, overbooked music venues, and poor mental health. Animal Collective — a veteran indie act with a loyal audience — canceled a European tour, which many observers took as a bellwether illustrating the shrinking-to-the-point-of-nonexistent middle class in the music business. Other cancelations and postponements, by artists ranging in prestige and popularity from Santigold to Justin Bieber to Anthrax to Arooj Aftab, only reiterated the impression that performing live is no longer financially viable for the majority of musicians already squeezed by minuscule streaming royalties.

Second, a much smaller number of artists this year — most notably Bruce Springsteen and Taylor Swift — found that touring for the industry’s top one-percent is almost too viable, in that the shadowy corporations who run the live-music business (take a bow, Ticketmaster and Live Nation) were able to gouge consumers for hundreds (if not thousands) of extra dollars above the original face value of tickets. So, live music is broken because many artists can’t tour. But live music is also broken because the industry can leverage high-demand tickets in a manner that is blatantly exploitative. We are starving ourselves to death, and also binging ourselves to death. Either way, death is the common denominator.

If I were a business reporter, I would attempt to offer a top-down explanation for all of this, putting the focus on CEOs and superstar performers and the need for systemic change. That’s an important conversation, but I’m not interested in having it here. (Besides, I published a book this year about the band who stood up against Ticketmaster 30 years ago. Check it out for a history lesson.)

I’m a music critic, which means I’m part of the audience. Therefore, I want to make a bottom-up argument. Luckily, bottom-up arguments were in curiously short supply on this topic in 2022. Amid all the apocalyptic prognostication about the final days of concerts, the audience has been mostly overlooked. Let’s change that. How are we feeling, fellow audience members? Here’s my educated guess: Not great!

Any analysis of the current state of live music must start with the audience. We are the most important component, even more than the artists, and not only because our money funds the whole operation. We are the receivers, the sounding board, the raison d’être, the magical element that transforms the art of playing music into a show and a business. As the French painter Marcel Duchamp famously observed, art is completed by the viewer. Or, to put it in more rock ‘n’ roll terms via The Hold Steady, they couldn’t have even done this if it wasn’t for you.

We aren’t just passive customers, we are collaborators involved in the creation of once-in-a-lifetime moments, the very thing people pay for when they purchase a concert ticket. We matter, even if this industry we pour our dollars into doesn’t always act like it.

Heading into 2022, being a member of an audience seemed like an anxiety-inducing proposition. Every festival last year was scrutinized as a potential super spreader event. And then the Astroworld tragedy highlighted the very real possibility of a concert leading to bodily (and possibly lethal) harm. But as the current year unfolded, the anxiousness around concerts felt less like a matter of life and death and more like an unresolvable negotiation regarding two precious (and limited) resources: time and money.

When you read coverage of the concert business, there’s an unspoken assumption that the audience for live music is inexhaustible. But if 2022 proved anything, it disproved this belief. I will speak anecdotally on this, though I think my experience was pretty common: There were too many damn concerts to see this year. On multiple occasions, I had to choose between two or more shows booked on the same night, and this happened far more than I can recall from the pre-pandemic era. During the busiest weeks of the summer and fall, there might be four or five consecutive nights packed with numerous attractive live-music choices, establishing a pace that was impossible to keep up with even for the most die-hard concert-goer.

I live in a secondary Midwestern market — I can’t imagine how oversaturated live-music schedules in New York, Los Angeles, and Chicago were this year. Plus, I’m fortunate as a privileged media worker to have access to guest lists; if I had to pay for every concert I wanted to see, I would have to be far more selective. But that was the thing about the abundance of options on the live-music menu in 2022 — there were so many acts on the road that it somehow limited your choices. I frequently had to miss out on seeing bands that I like in order to see other bands that I like. The market created a Dawinian scenario where everybody on the road was pitted against each other, night after night, in every town, with us in the audience caught in the middle.

Again, this is anecdotal but it feels like a universal truth: Audience members were forced to prioritize like never before in 2022. Who do I really want to see? And who do I think I won’t be able to see again? For me, that meant carving out time for reunion tours by Pavement and the Gaslight Anthem while being choosier about mid-level acts who are always good live but I’ve already seen a couple of times. Many others felt naturally compelled to blow their entire annual ticket-buying budget on one show, whether it was by “biggest pop star in the world” Taylor Swift or 73-year-old Bruce Springsteen, who likely has entered his twilight years with the E Street Band.

When pressed by Rolling Stone about the backlash against dynamic pricing — a truly abhorrent practice in which prices instantly increase based on demand, meaning that Ticketmaster essentially scalps their own tickets at the point of sale — Springsteen was casually pragmatic. “We have those tickets that are going to go for that [higher] price somewhere anyway. The ticket broker or someone is going to be taking that money. I’m going, ‘Hey, why shouldn’t that money go to the guys that are going to be up there sweating three hours a night for it?’”

He’s not wrong. Ticketmaster might be evil, but their evil is inadvertently completed by our eagerness to see our favorite artists on stage. One simply is not possible without the other. That’s why, when people say that the concert industry is broken, they’re really ignoring the inherent unfairness of capitalism. The unfairness is a sign that the system is working exactly as designed. The bug is the feature. In this case, we’re talking about supply and demand — when demand far outstrips supply, you either increase the supply (Bruce plays 25 shows at Madison Square Garden so that everybody who wants to see him can get in at a fair price) or you decrease demand (by pricing out all but the richest and/or most devoted fans). Even if he wanted to attempt the former, it probably wouldn’t be a good idea at his age. That leaves the less savory option.

A question that’s usually left unasked in “state of the live-music industry” conversations is: What is it exactly that we in the audience want out of this? The weird music-business paradox of the past few decades is that as the value of recorded music (which the listener can purchase for a relatively small fee and can then theoretically keep “forever” — or, at the very least, for many years) has fallen to practically nothing, the cost of a concert ticket (which only gets you access to a fleeting experience that lasts a few hours) has skyrocketed. So: Why is that? What value are we projecting onto that ticket?

At the start of 2022, the answer was simple: People want to be around people again. And we want to share what’s hopefully a transcendent, memorable event. But this year our live-music spaces revealed that people still don’t know how to be around people. And that created an unusual tension between artists and fans. In March, indie star Mitski offered a familiar complaint about audience members experiencing concerts via their personal screens, though she stopped short of Jack White, who drew the ire of extremely online people by confiscating their phones before allowing them to enter his arena tour. And White didn’t go as far as rising phenom Steve Lacy, who smashed a fan’s camera on stage this fall in New Orleans.

Lacy was reacting to some cretin throwing a camera at him, an incident captured and broadcast on TikTok and YouTube. “People throwing things at musicians” was a bountiful viral-video genre this year. Tossing shit at performers transcended all genres — pop pin-up Harry Styles was pelted with chicken nuggets and Skittles, country singer Luke Combs dodged a cup of ice, and rappers Tyler The Creator and Kid Cudi were forced to beg fans to not put them in the crosshairs.

What this behavior suggests about the state of us in the audience is that even when our bodies are out there, our minds are still in here, back in that early 2020s lockdown state of being. Large gatherings might provide a sense of community, but they can also be another place to hide, supplying the same feeling of anonymity to which we have become accustomed in the virtual world. Not to put too fine of a point on it, but it seems as though the people inclined to send mean tweets about pop stars online have now graduated to shotgunning tangible projectiles at their idols in real life.

More than ever this year, being in the right audience was the primary factor in determining whether a concert was fun or not. Seeing Bartees Strange in Utah this summer was a highlight for me in large part because I could feel the audience being electrified by the performance. Ditto for the club gig I witnessed by the indie-jam band Tonstartssbandht in front of a small but appreciative audience, or even the Jackson Browne gig I saw on a perfect summer night with a crowd of easygoing boomers. And then there were the countless gigs that were dampened by various bozos, drunks, and close talkers. A great audience feels like a single-minded organism. But going to shows in 2022 sometimes meant being part of an organism at war with itself.

My fear for the future of the live-music business is that it’s going the way of cinema, in which top-of-the-line spectacles feel like the only game in town because the lure of a superstar blockbuster is the only way to get people to leave their houses. That’s not what live music should be about. It needs to be more holistic, allowing for all kinds of experiences — large, intimate, bombastic, subtle, aggressive, gentle, sublime, raucous.

Are we in the audience ready for that yet? Judging by 2022, we seem like a work in progress. Personally speaking, I still want to see bands. It’s the rest of you I’m not sure about.

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Trevor Noah Explains How Hosting The Grammys Made Him A Bigger Fan Of Cardi B And Megan Thee Stallion

When Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion performed their 2020 hit “WAP” together at the 2021 Grammy Awards, their salacious set got people and pundits talking. The performance apparently drew a number of FCC complaints, while Fox News correspondents were so “offended” by it, they couldn’t stop playing on their shows. Some members of Congress even complained about it on the House of Representatives floor instead of, y’know, doing their jobs. And while Meg thinks they did all this because they “secretly like it,” three-time Grammy host Trevor Noah made no secret of his own enjoyment of the performance.

In a new interview with Billboard, The Daily Show’s outgoing host shared how the performance actually made him an ever bigger fan of both performers. “I already came in as a fan of Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion, but I became a bigger fan because I saw the work that they put into the performance,” he said, also giving praise to another of the show’s performers. “Brandi Carlile was my favorite live performance at last year’s Grammys. She was stellar. She had a command of not just the stage, but every single note that she was performing in a way that few artists can achieve consistently.”

Noah will host for the third consecutive ceremony in 2023, explaining why in the interview. “I’m enjoying the fact that we’re juggling flaming swords… You develop a deep appreciation for what these people are doing beyond just the music that they make.”

Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion are Warner Music artists. Uproxx is an independent subsidiary of Warner Music Group.

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Seth Meyers Expected Trump’s ‘MAJOR’ Announcement To Be Dumb, But Was Shocked That By Just How ‘Pathetic’ It Was

We’ve all been forced to endure Donald Trump long enough now to know that whenever the former president makes a big show of teasing something he plans to say, it’s best to just climb back into bed and hide under the blankets. So when the former president — who has been awfully quiet since officially launching his 2024 presidential campaign — made a major announcement on Wednesday that he’d be making a “MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT” on Thursday, well, we couldn’t help but brace ourselves for something outrageous. But as Seth Meyers told viewers on Thursday night, “When Trump posted his ‘major announcement’ today, it turned out to be SO much more pathetic than anyone could have possibly imagined.”

First, there was the image of Trump as a bizarro Superman — an image that brings to mind the whole superhero-like exit he planned to make upon being released from Walter Reed National Military Center in 2020, after being treated for coronavirus. Then there was the part where Trump introduced himself as “Hopefully your favorite president of all time. Better than Lincoln, better than Washington.” But the real kicker was the announcement itself: That Trump’s latest grift will see him getting in on the NFT game — which he clearly does not understand in the slightest.

“I bet Lincoln’s super f***ing jealous he didn’t think of that!,” was Meyers’ initial reply. “Gotta love the timing of a former president launching his NFT line the same week a crypto scammer gets arrested. ‘They got SBF — looks like there’s an opening available then!’”

Meyers shared that he is “also certain that Trump didn’t look at the copy of his script until the cameras were rolling.” As evidence of this theory, he pointed out a part in the announcement/commercial in which Trump explained that “Each card comes with a chance to win amazing prizes, like dinner with me. I don’t know if that’s an amazing prize, but it’s what we have.”

Meyers, using his now-iconic Trump voice, gave some additional context to what the former president might have been thinking with his clear bit of ad libbing: “It’s what we have, you know. Is it the best prize? It’s not. But, you know, it’s Christmas. And on Christmas, isn’t what we have enough? Because one day you’re president and the next day you’re selling a product you don’t fully comprehend. But who needs an iPad when you can have a whatever the f**k this is?”

Meyers also issued a warning to anyone thinking of buying a Trump Digital Card for their spouse this holiday season: “You’re getting a divorce!”

You can watch the full clip above.

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Trump’s Absurdly Terrible NFTs Appear To Be Bad Photoshop Jobs Using Random Images From The Internet

It’s been nearly 24 hours since Donald Trump made the “MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT” that he’s got a new grift — NFTs — and clearly has no idea what they are or what he’s even talking about. But the rest of the world can’t stop talking (or laughing) about them, which is just fine with us. Because of the many comical things about this whole endeavor, the funniest part might be that the former president claims the Trump Digital Trading cards “feature some of the really incredible artwork pertaining to my life and my career,” before adding that “it’s been very exciting.”

Except, as many people have already pointed out on social media, no one remembers when Trump went all High Noon like Gary Cooper… or when he was an astronaut:

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Same goes for Top Gun: Trump, Trump the pro football player, or Donald Trump, race car driver:

But here’s the worst part: According to Gizmodo, Team Trump didn’t even bother to hire an actual artist to create images of the former president achieving all sorts of things he never achieved. As Kyle Barr writes:

The images were so lazy that based on reverse image searches they were edited photos scraped off the internet. It’s unclear if they were edited by hand or perhaps crafted using AI image generation, though the one image of Trump in hunter garb bears a very distinct resemblance to waders crafted by Banded, a hunting apparel company.

Trump’s cowboy outfit appears to match a leather duster made by Scully Sportswear, a California-based costume and western garb shop.

As for the astronaut photo? Amazingly, even that image was not real:

On the bright side, if you’re reading this, chances are you’re not going to jail for trying to help stage a coup for a guy hawking crappy, photoshopped NFTs, so there’s that.

(Via Gizmodo)