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Indie music has grown to include so much. It’s not just music that is released on independent labels, but speaks to an aesthetic that deviates from the norm and follows its own weirdo heart. It can come in the form of rock music, pop, or folk. In a sense, it says as much about the people that are drawn to it as it does about the people that make it.

Every week, Uproxx is rounding up the best new indie music from the past seven days. This week we got new music from Khruangbin, Djo, Wild Pink, Alex G, and more.

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Florist — Florist

After teasing their 19-track self-titled album with a handful of singles, Florist’s ambitious full-length project is finally here. Though the tracklist is lengthy, nearly half its songs are instrumentals composed of found audio clips like a chorus of crickets at night and calming rain accompanied by an acoustic guitar. Over all, Florist is an honest look at love, life, and friendship accompanied by vocalist Emily Sprague’s gentle and comforting lyrics, proving the folk rock genre is alive and well.

Wild Pink — “ILYSM”

After releasing A Billion Little Lights, which was one of our favorite albums of last year, Wild Pink is back — and they want you to know they love you very much. The new track “ILYSM” arrives on an the upcoming eponymous album. Underscored by a driving riff, the six-minute track glides through tender verses that lay out a vision of a moon-kissed night. “This song, like a few others on this record, takes place where I live and the field next to it,” vocalist John Ross said in a statement. “A full moon will light up all the rooms here in a way I’ve never really seen and I feel like this song wrote itself a little bit.”

Turnover — “Myself In The Way” feat. Brendan Yates

Have you ever gotten the band Turnover confused with the band Turnstile? Well, the two groups are now adding to that confusion with “Myself In The Way,” a Turnover song which features Turnstile vocalist Brendan Yates. The single is the title track off Turnover’s fifth full-length album and is a propulsive, disco-tinged track imploring you to get up and move. “It’s about letting love lead the way despite your fears, about not letting your doubts, your ego, your self get in the way of it,” said Turnover vocalist Austin Getz.

US Girls — “So Typically Now”

U.S. Girls’ Meg Remy’s music is a masterclass on danceable songwriting that carries a cutting social commentary. And seeing as there’s a lot that’s been going on in the world lately, it only makes sense that U.S. Girls are returning with new music. Their latest track “So Typically Now” is a synth-heavy tune that takes aim at money-hungry real estate developers who are directly contributing to the housing crisis in many cities across the country.

Djo — “Gloom”

Djo, the musical project fronted by Stranger Things actor Joe Keery, is back with another jam. Contrary to its title, “Gloom,” the new song is anything but gloomy. Featuring a cheery refrain and a groovy synth, the song is accurately described in press materials “Talking Heads-inspired” thanks to some hard-rocking, shout-y verses.

Palm — “Feathers”

Philly-based band Palm have returned with “Feathers,” marking the first single in four years for the math rockers. The song displays what Palm does best: combining off-kilter samples that on their own would stand as jarring, but together can be pieced into an unhinged yet melodic track. “Feathers” stands as the lead single to the upcoming project Nicks And Grazes, meaning has even more free-spirited music on the way.

Alex G — “Cross The Sea”

Alex G has been trying something new with his upcoming album God Save The Animals. And seeing as it’s his ninth studio album, it makes sense that Alex G is taking things in a new direction. His latest track, “Cross The Sea,” shows off his experimental side, opening with washed-out, auto-tuned vocals before the song picks up with a snappy, acoustic guitar-driven beat.

Khruangbin — “Savanne” feat. Vieux Farka Touré

After collaborating with Texas crooner Leon Bridgers, psych rock trio Khruangbin are gearing up for another joint project. Honoring the Grammy-winning Malian guitarist Ali Farka Touré, Khruangbin team up with Touré’s son, Vieux Farka Touré, for the album Ali. Offering a taste of the upcoming project, the group shares “Savanne,” a hypnotic and guitar-driven jam that samples Touré’s vocals.

Whitney — “Twirl”

After kicking off a new era of music ahead of their third studio album Spark, Whitney expanded their catalog with the ultra-lush track “Twirl.” Contrasting their previously released groove-driven single “Real Love,” “Twirl” takes things in a slower direction, creating gently crashing melodies over emotive piano chords.

2nd Grade — “Strung Out On You”

Five-piece group 2nd Grade had a bit of a breakout moment in 2020 when they released their debut LP Hit To Hit, an album which impressively lived up to its title. Now back with their new track “Strong Out On You,” 2nd Grade are channeling a washed-up ’70s rockstar lifestyle imagined as a “minor nationwide hit in 1979 or so.” The song is brimming with sunny chords and catchy refrains, giving truth to the title of their forthcoming LP Easy Listening!.

Sad girl autumn is looking promising this year. Today, Canadian pop icon Carly Rae Jepsen has announced her fourth major-label album (fifth overall), called The Loneliest Time.

In May, Jepsen gave fans the first tease of the album with the Rostam-produced “Western Wind.” Set to arrive this October, the album will consist of 13 standard tracks and three additional bonus tracks.

Upon announcing the album, Jepsen shared the album’s cover art in an Instagram post, reading, “I’m quite fascinated by loneliness. It can be really beautiful when you turn it over and look at it. Just like love, it can cause some extreme human reactions.”

The album’s title perhaps refers to the loneliness and isolation many people have felt amid the COVID-19 pandemic. In a September 2020 interview with Elle, Jepsen detailed her writing process while in quarantine.

“The most awkward thing for me so far has been trying to do writing sessions over Zoom,” she said. “You’re trying to spark creativity with, sometimes, a complete stranger. It’s just a really awkward beginning process. We’re staring at each other like, ‘Can I call you back when we each have some ideas?’ I’m always writing, chipping away at a couple ideas here and there. Right now I would say it’s been the most successful with my guitarist Tavish [Crowe], who’s based in Canada, just because we are really used to each other’s flow and I don’t feel self-conscious sending him a voice memo, even if it sounds crap. I know he trusts that we’ll get it to the right place.”

Check out the cover art below.

The Loneliest Time is out 10/21 via Interscope and School Boy. Pre-save it here.

Ahead of her upcoming EP, Inhuman, Australian singer Gordi has released two new songs. On “Stranger,” a poignant acoustic guitar ballad, Gordi delves into feelings of detachment, reflecting on the days when she and a former love were running on borrowed time.

“After spending the day with Alex Somers in his studio in Reykjavík while making my first album in January 2017, I walked back through the heavy snow to my hostel,” Gordi said in a statement. “I sat down on one of the eight bunk beds and wrote ‘Stranger.’ The song has lived in many forms since, and I’ve always wanted to find a home for it. In one of Melbourne’s many lockdowns, I eventually rewrote the track — I got my friend, JT Bates, to add some drums in the midwest.”

On the transcendental and piano-driven “Visitor,” Gordi grapples with the sadness of reunions, still feeling distant and isolated amid feelings of reminiscing and reconnecting.

“I have spent a lot of my life driving long distances,” Gordi said. “Returning to a chapter of life only to feel like a visitor, a stranger to your own experience. This song began sitting at my parents’ piano, I built the arrangement over six or seven months. As the song came together, a phrase I had come across circled around my head: the literal meaning of the overused and under-appreciated ‘nostalgia’ — the sorrow of homecoming.”

Check out “Stranger” and “Visitor” above.

Inhuman is out 8/19 via Jagjagwar. Pre-save it here.

In 2018, Okkervil River released In The Rainbow Rain, their ninth album that arrived 16 years after the group’s 2002 debut, Don’t Fall In Love With Everyone You See. Now, all those years later, leader Will Sheff is going at it alone for the first time: He announced his debut solo album, Nothing Special, is set for release on October 7.

Sheff says of the song’s video, “I think of the ‘Estrangement Zone’ video as a kind of magical spell the crew and I were trying to cast — a parable about endings and beginnings happening simultaneously.”

He also noted of his album:

“When I was just a kid, I got caught up in the dream of being a rock and roll star. Like so many other young people, I fell in love with the idea of being called to this glorious path outside of ordinary life. And I ended up in a band with people who felt this same call — especially our brilliant drummer Travis Nelsen, who was like a brother to me. We would trade tales of hilarious antics and outrageous excess and tragic death like they were almost scripture. Travis and I fell out painfully, and he died in the early weeks of lockdown. I think a big part of Nothing Special centers around grieving for him, grieving for everything my friends have lost, grieving for the rock and rock and roll myth, and trying to open my eyes to a more transcendent reality.”

Watch the “Estrangement Zone’ video above and find the Nothing Special art and tracklist below, as well as Sheff’s upcoming tour dates. Also revisit our 2018 interview with Sheff here.

1. “The Spiral Season”
2. “In The Thick Of It”
3. “Estrangement Zone”
4. “Nothing Special”
5. “Holy Man”
6. “Like The Last Time”
7. “Marathon Girl”
8. “Evidence”

10/07 — Los Angeles, CA @ Masonic Lodge at Hollywood Forever (Release Show)
11/03 — Iowa City, IA @ Englert Theatre
11/04 — Minneapolis, MN @ Cedar Cultural Center
11/05 — Chicago, IL @ Old Town School of Folk Music
11/06 — Milwaukee, WI @ Collectivo
11/08 — Bloomington, IN @ Buskirk-Chumley Theater
11/09 — Grand Rapids @ Pyramid Scheme
11/10 — Toronto, ON @ Great Hall
11/11 — Ferndale, MI @ Otus Supply
11/13 — Atlanta, GA @ The Earl
11/14 — Asheville, NC @ The Grey Eagle
11/15 — Washington DC @ Black Cat
11/17 — Philadelphia, PA @ World Cafe Live
11/18 — New York, NY @ Le Poisson Rouge
11/19 — Woodstock, NY @ Colony
11/20 — Somerville, MA @ Crystal Ballroom
11/21 — Portland, ME @ Space

Nothing Special is out 10/7 via ATO Records. Pre-order it here.

When I think of epic summer adventures, I visualize crystal blue waters, towering palm trees, strong cocktails, and soft sand beneath my bare feet. In short, I dream of the sorts of paradises that I see on postcards or in movies. But those dreamy locales often don’t actually materialize — even on the best of trips.

So as you can imagine, when I found just such a postcard-perfect spot earlier this summer my first instincts were to tell everyone I knew about it… but also to keep it a total secret. Because the Abaco Islands of the Bahamas is a literal portal into paradise. The sort that makes you want to sing its praises and be hush-hush.

A little background: The Abacos are a 120-mile-long chain of small islands and cays in the Bahamas. One of the top boating and sailing destinations in the world, the archipelago has long been a getaway for those in the know — a respite from the more bustling and visited islands of the Bahamas. With a population of just over 17,000, the chain feel laid back at every turn, while still offering plenty to do with your days besides just sprawling on the sand. And after being dealt a massive blow in 2019 by Hurricane Dorian (then the pandemic), the region is back open for business and eager for tourism.

Meaning that staying silent about my “discovery” wouldn’t help anyone. So get ready for me to sing some serious praises because this spot is special. Here’s where you should eat, drink, sleep, and explore in the Abacos, Bahamas.

PART I — Where to Eat

This was my first visit to the Bahamas and I was eagerly awaiting some island cuisine and conch everything. I was not disappointed, to say the least. On my first day in Abaco, I stayed on Great Abaco Island and made the short trek to Little Harbour. Tucked down a long and completely unassuming dirt road I found Pete’s Pub and Gallery – a true hidden gem. Located right on the sand, the pub is a classic beach bar. I had a lobster and shrimp wrap which I enjoyed on the beach, before bringing my drink into the water for a dip.

Remember when I mentioned “conch everything” – well, I wasn’t kidding. Conch is a true Bahamian specialty. The traditional dish of the Bahamas, it wasn’t hard to find conch salad, conch fritters, or really conch anything anywhere I visited.

But if you want the royal treatment, you have to visit Kow’s Conch Stand at Abaco Fish Fry. Owner Jade “Kow” Adderley is a master of conch salad – a local delicacy I was eager to try. He famously prepared conch salad with Prince William and Kate Middleton during their tour of the islands earlier this year, and I have to say, this dish is fit for royalty.

This was my first, but will not be my last, taste of conch salad. A combination of raw conch meat, veggies, oranges, and lime juice – it is unlike anything I have ever tried. Related, check these conch fritters:

There is no shortage of casual dining on an island, but I was also pleasantly surprised to find some great upscale meals during my trip. My favorite was The Bistro at Abaco Beach Resort. In fact, I actually ate dinner here twice and both times exceeded my expectations. The first night I enjoyed a wedge salad and crab cakes that were fresh and just the lightness I wanted.

The next night I was happy to participate in a dinner with a unique tasting menu. Chef Deja Rutherford pulled out the stops with a rock lobster tempura appetizer, incredible seared snapper with a coconut curry veloute main course, and a banana fritter with a chocolate hazelnut center for dessert. I was blown away by each dish and only wished there were more courses.

PART II — Where to Drink

When I travel (and when I’m at home) I am almost exclusively a wine drinker. Out of habit maybe more than anything else, but it just feels like an easy choice in any scenario.

Any scenario outside of island and beach hopping, that is. Wine just wasn’t going to cut it here. I needed some boat drinks and I needed them fast. Luckily, I was able to locate Bahama mamas and piña coladas easily and often. I also found a new favorite – the Goombay Smash. Created by Emily Copper (Ms. Emily) at the Blue Bee Bar in New Plymouth (on Green Turtle Cay) the drink is a mix of rum and pineapple juice – but the original recipe is a secret.

I visited Ms. Emily’s Blue Bee Bar to try one from the source and I was not disappointed. There have been many iterations of the drink made throughout the Bahamas and elsewhere, but this one is the prototype, despite Ms. Emily never having tried her own invention – she was allergic to pineapple.

Nipper’s Beach Bar, located on Great Guana Cay, is a quintessential and legendary beach bar. The bar is a favorite with locals and tourists alike, with its pristine location above a white sandy beach, two swimming pools, and famous (and famously strong) Nipper Juice cocktail. The colorful establishment was destroyed during Hurricane Dorian, but was rebuilt and just as popular as ever. It’s the perfect place to spend the day drinking, lounging in the sand, and cooling off in the clear blue water.

After island hopping over to Hope Town on Elbow Cay, I took a detour to Thirsty Cuda — one of the most unique bars I’ve ever visited. The floating bar and grill near Tahiti Beach was anchored near the most pristine sandbar I had ever seen, serving drinks and snacks to all who dared to swim up. The fish bites were a perfect afternoon snack, and the Almond Joy Colada was a refreshing and unexpected treat.

PART III — Where to Sleep

During my trip, I stayed in Marsh Harbour, the commercial center of Great Abaco Island, and home to Marsh Harbor International Airport. Marsh Harbour is a great base for island hopping and is home to many hotels and resorts. I stayed at Abaco Beach Resort and it was the perfect place to come back to and relax after exciting days of exploration.

The 40-acre beachfront property has it all – dining, water activities, two pools, a marina, a private beach and every type of room or residence you may need. I loved my newly renovated king room with a large balcony — mostly because of this incredibly dreamy soaking tub.

PART IV — Where to Explore

The Abaco Islands truly provide the perfect mix of adventure and relaxation. During my trip, I spent my days exploring Great Abaco Island, Green Turtle Cay, Elbow Cay, and Great Guana Cay and still left wanting more.

One of the most interesting places I visited was Johnston Art Foundry in Little Harbour. Located at Pete’s Pub, the bronze foundry has been in the Johnston family for three generations – since 1952. The art foundry is the only one of its kind in The Bahamas, using the lost wax process to produce gorgeous bronze sculptures that are commissioned, bought, and displayed around the world.

No trip to The Bahamas is complete without getting out on the water – and that is especially true when visiting The Abacos. I spent one of the most awe-inspiring days of my life on the water with Brendal’s Dive Center, based in Green Turtle Cay — which you can reach via Green Turtle Ferry just a 30-minute drive from Marsh Harbour.

Brendal and his wife Mary started their dive center in 1985, and since their SCUBA and adventure tours have become a staple in The Abacos. From snorkeling a coral reef, swimming with sharks, and dolphin watching to lunch made over the fire on an island served with Brendal’s famous rum punch – it was, in a word, epic.

The Abacos are known as the boating and sailing capital of the world, but even if you don’t have access to a boat or means for a private charter it’s fairly simple to island hop. There are six daily ferries from Marsh Harbour to Elbow Cay alone, so you have no excuse not to make the beautiful trek to its quaint village of Hope Town. I made the short 5-minute drive from Abaco Beach Resort to The Crossing Ferry Dock ready for another day of exploration.

My first stop in Hope Town was a visit to Elbow Cay Lighthouse, the “last manual, kerosene fueled, intact and complete Lightstation on the planet.” I walked up the spiral staircase to a beautiful view of the cay and surrounding water. Be sure to visit the Elbow Reef Lighthouse Society gift shop to learn more about the restoration efforts and preservation of this iconic site.

After visiting the lighthouse I walked through the historic downtown marveling at the interesting architecture, pastel colors, and fun shops before walking right to one of the most gorgeous beaches on the Atlantic Ocean side. This tiny town truly has it all.

Before you leave your new favorite tropical paradise, be sure to stop at Cherokee Long Dock – one of the most surreal stops I’ve made in a while. The 770-foot wooden dock – which holds the title of the longest wooden dock in the Bahamas – stretches out over the very shallow and very blue water of Cherokee Sound — the most isolated settlement on Abaco. It feels completely otherworldly walking along the dock with still aquamarine water stretching out in every direction around you. There were just a few kids playing in the water when I visited. Splashing and swimming and having a great time.

The scene reminded me of that tropical postcard image I’ve often had in my mind. And it was somehow right here in front of me.

The fourth and final season of FX’s hit series Atlanta is finally upon us, and after nearly six years with Earn and his friends, a lot has changed! After the third season brought Earn and Co. to the weird and wonderful world of Europe, and it seems like they will head back home for the final batch of episodes.

The series took a long hiatus after season two due to the pandemic, and then filmed seasons three and four back to back, which is why the fourth season is airing just months after the third wrapped up in May. The fourth season will feature the core crew making their way back to Atlanta, where things are normal but not normal normal, you know?

Earn is seen going through the motions with both Van and his friends as he navigates his hometown filled with annoying children, wellness spas, and music studios when “all hell breaks loose.” According to FX:

Season 4 finds “Earn” (Donald Glover), “Alfred ‘Paper Boi’ Miles” (Brian Tyree Henry), “Darius” (LaKeith Stanfield) and “Van” (Zazie Beetz) back in their hometown. But the question is, has Atlanta changed, or have they?

The final 10 episodes will begin airing on September 15th on FX and streaming the next day on Hulu. Check out the trailer above.

With the release of Beyonce’s new album Renaissance, this has been an undeniably monumental week for pop music. The unveiling of Hayley Kiyoko’s stunning LP Panorama and Maggie Rogers’s long-awaited sophomore album Surrender only made it better.

Each week, Uproxx rounds up the best new pop releases. Listen up.

Beyonce — “Pure/Honey”

It’s not easy to pick just one song from Renaissance to praise, especially when one of the most satisfying elements of the record is its sequencing. The songs all fit amazingly together. However, “Pure/Honey” is as infectious and badass as possible: “It should cost a billion to look this good / But she make it look easy like she got it,” she deadpans over a clubby beat.

Rosalía — “Despecha”

Somehow we were even blessed enough this week to get a new song from Rosalía, who released one of the biggest albums of this year, Motomami. Clearly, she never rests, and we’re lucky to get “Despecha,” a catchy anthem that proves she has nothing but bangers to churn out.

Tove Lo — “2 Die 4”

Tove Lo’s new song “2 Die 4” starts with something of a wholesome pickup line: “You don’t look like in your photo / You’re prettier than that.” Along with the charming lyrics and mesmerizing vocals, the beat is the best part. It’s a great feel-good anthem for dancing, but also for feeling the emotional intensity.

Rina Sawayama — “Hold The Girl”

Every single one of Rina Sawayama’s singles from her forthcoming album Hold The Girl have been unpredictable in the best way, previewing a dynamic, exciting LP. This title track continues with this theme; it’s hypnotic and attention-grabbing, with Sawayama’s vocals sounding strong and unafraid while she sings about growing up.

Maggie Rogers — “Overdrive”

After graduating from Harvard, rising pop star Maggie Rogers is persisting in dominating the music world. “Overdrive” is the opening track to Surrender, and it’s a lush, warm earworm that welcomes the listener into a place that’s bright and comfortable. Her vocals are sprawling and the emotion overflows.

King Princess — “Let Us Die”

King Princess’s new song “Let Us Die” from her forthcoming album Hold On Baby reflects on a complicated love: “Well, baby I’m starving / For your heart to soften / But pain makes me want you / Does that make me awful?” she sings, wondering aloud against a catchy rhythm.

Charli XCX — “Hot Girl”

Since Charli XCX’s idiosyncratic pandemic album How I’m Feeling Now, her songs have been imbued with a menacing aura. So it’s no wonder why she has a song in the forthcoming horror movie Bodies Bodies Bodies. This track, “Hot Girl,” will definitely accentuate the film’s eerie texture with its ghostly bass and Charli’s fearless deadpan.

Calvin Harris, Tinashe, Normani, Offset — “New To You”

This unexpected collaboration Calvin Harris, Tinashe, Normani, and Offset for “New To You” continues with this year’s theme of a return of a disco atmosphere in songs. It’s an undoubtedly feel-good anthem with each performer adding to the exuberance.

Hayley Kiyoko — “Underground”

“Underground,” from Hayley Kiyoko’s new album Panorama, finds power in honesty. The singer doesn’t hold back from being vulnerable on this track, but that doesn’t stop it from being a clubby banger: “Searching for rainbows in the sky / Maybe I’m wasting all my time,” she contemplates.

Hailee Steinfeld, Anderson .Paak — “Coast”

Under three minutes, “Coast” by Hailee Steinfeld Anderson .Paak is a great summer song that’s perfect for cruising down the highway or hanging out on the beach. Their vocals together are a nice contrast, and the sound buoys along with a sunny carelessness.

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Top Dawg Entertainment’s first female rapper is about to drop her first EP. Doechii announced the title and release date for her debut EP yesterday, revealing that She/Her/Black B*tch arrives on Friday, August 5, following the release of singles “Persuasive,” “Crazy,” and “B*tch I’m Nice,” as well as the remix of “Persuasive” featuring SZA.

The timing for the release couldn’t be much better. Not only is Doechii fresh off of an impressive, attention-grabbing run of live performances including the BET Awards and The Tonight Show, but she was also selected as a member of XXL‘s 2022 Freshman Class, delivering a fantastic freestyle and a standout cypher verse.

But the thing that might be working to her advantage most is how hip-hop fans are newly (re)embracing house music as a popular production style thanks to newly released projects from the likes of Drake and Beyonce. While Doechii was just one artist in a long lineage of contemporary rappers who’ve blended rap with dance genres (see: Vince Staples, Duckwrth, Leikeli47, IDK, Channel Tres, and Azealia Banks), those artists have begun to receive renewed and increased attention now that it’s “cool” to rock with house and techno.

The fact that Doechii is no slouch on the mic and has a burgeoning following thanks to older viral tracks like “Yuck Blucky Fruitcake” only gives her more of an advantage as the summer of house heats up. She/Her/Black B*tch just might prove that on 8/5. You can pre-save it here.

The Green Knight? More like the green knife.

Australian outlet 7NEWS reports that Dev Patel helped break up a knife in Adelaide, Australia, where he lives with his girlfriend. “Emergency services had been called to the area following reports of a man and woman fighting in the street. The couple continued fighting inside a nearby service station where witnesses attempted to break up the fight. The woman then allegedly stabbed the man in the chest,” the article reads.

Patel “acted on his natural instinct to try and de-escalate the situation and break up the fight,” a representative for the Oscar-nominated actor said, and he and his friends were “successful in doing so, and they remained on site to ensure that the police and eventually the ambulance arrived.” Someone has clearly played Knifey Spooney before.

The representative added:

“This specific incident highlights a larger systemic issue of marginalized members of society not being treated with the dignity and respect they deserve. The hope is that the same level of media attention this story is receiving (solely because Dev, as a famous person, was involved) can be a catalyst for lawmakers to be compassionate in determining long-term solutions to help not only the individuals who were involved but the community at large.”

The suspect was arrested on the scene, while the victim is expected to survive.

(Via 7NEWS)

Family Feud is a gift. Especially when things go straight to hell and Steve Harvey gets to lose his mind on contestants that can’t take the pressure. And sometimes, the contestants are celebrities like the guys from Boyz II Men.

All of that came to fruition in the above clip, in which Amber Ruffin’s crew lost to the Boyz, who then proceeded to blow their Fast Money opportunity in terrifyingly hilarious fashion. And, as is often the case, Harvey let the Boyz know exactly how badly they messed up.

Our first contestant, Wanya, actually does pretty well in his Fast Money round. Though there was one potentially fatal flaw: he did answer “July” when asked to name a month that has five letters in it. If you’re comprehending this paragraph, you know that “July” has four letters in it, not five. But even with the zero on that last answer, he took a cool 130 points into the second half of the contest. And you only need 200 to win, so the Men are more than halfway there.

“You smarter than me, Shawn,” Wanya says as his partner reappears on stage. “You smarter than me.”

And then disaster strikes.

Things go pretty well, more or less, until that final question comes up once more. Name a month with five letters in it.

“August,” Shawn says after a moment’s incorrect thought.

The audience actually laughs a bit, and Shawn realizes soon enough that he made a big mistake here.

“He’s not smarter than me, Steve!” Wanya yells. “He’s not smarter than me!”

Oh, but the worst was yet to come. Because while the first four answers were once again pretty solid, the Boyz were short of their goal by nine as the penultimate answer came across the board. What’s something people put on top of oatmeal? As it turns out, in the opinion of 100 people surveyed, they can’t believe it’s not butter.

It’s worth watching the full clip for Harvey’s rant before “August” comes up, as this is truly where the longtime host shines. But if you can’t watch it, for some reason, here’s a brief summary in three images.

At least everyone had fun, I guess.