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The Houston Rockets Delivered High Art On Rodeo Night

Move over High Noon, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, The Magnificent Seven, and A Fistful of Dollars, because the Western canon is about to get dunked on.

On an otherwise dreary Tuesday night in January, the Houston Rockets decided to unleash upon an unsuspecting world 14 seconds of unbridled joy, confusion, triumph, and hope.

Why? Why does any master of the genre create? Would you ask renowned émigrés of Expressionism, dubbed the “Master of Darkness” by the British Film Institute, Fritz Lang, why he felt the need to make Metropolis? Or metaphysical genius, Andre Tarkovsky, why he woke up one day and went, “Huh, a movie about ennui, regret, and space, I’m gonna do it”? Absolutely not, no you wouldn’t.

Well actually the Rockets did it because it was Rodeo Night, but it’s a small digression nonetheless.

The film — let’s give it the respect of calling it what it is — opens by physically having two humble, wooden barn doors slide open, thereby inviting us into the world it is going to showcase. A subtle touch with just the right sound mixing so as not to draw our attention, now piqued, away from the figure coming toward us. What hero is this? Will we come to understand his psyche, share in his dreams? And why is he twisting his hand around like that?

“Heyyyy Rockets fans!” greets small forward, Armoni Brooks, shattering the fourth wall. Okay, we think, we can play this part, “Rockets fans.” After all, he has greeted us with such familiarity.

“It’s time for the mechanical bull cam!” Brooks says. For a second, mesmerized by the way his twirling hand has synced up with the rhythm of his words, we have zero understanding of what is going on. But then like a siren song out of the darkness, a cow makes a long, rallying moo. It’s around this point that we also recognize the backdrop as a cow’s hide — a spotty, galactic universe. Is it moving? Are we ever not in this life?

The scene cuts suddenly to a new character. His arm is up, like Armoni’s was, but his hand is out of the frame at first so we only see a bicep mid-flex as he rocks imperceptibly side to side.

“Time cowboy up,” Christian Wood calmly tells us. We want to. Whatever it means, we want to. His arm has come back from the void out of frame and he’s spinning it, too. “And hold on tight,” he adds. Your hand, perhaps on your phone, or resting on a desk, tenses. How do you hold on tight to this mystery, unfurling?

Then, an etherial flash. Bright, bracing. The sense of dawn, breaking resplendent and then Eric Gordon standing alone, smiling, wordless, looping his arm around and around in a way that suggests he might do this forever. The humble vest he wears is the same as the others, but this time, it’s been clasped confidently up — a signal, perhaps, to say give no heed to the ferocious CGI bull blotting out his torso, this man is in complete control. Will he be as victorious as Theseus, who slew the Minotaur, once was?

We have no idea because it abruptly cuts again to Brooks now atop the same beast.

In a brief cut almost too overwhelming, we get the lens flare and the lowing cow simultaneously. The stimulus is too great and your pulse ratchets up until, like a hero materializing over some distant horizon, it’s Gordon again. He takes a breath and you do too.

“Leeeeeeet’s ride!” His hand is spinning faster now, there is no imagining it. The smile on his face the purest distillation of joy.

Suddenly, the humble barn doors slam, and it’s a good thing too. You had the sense that you would follow Gordon to the ends of the earth just then, if he asked. Three steely, cartoon embossed words slam down on the doors, on the world now firmly closed to us: MECHANICAL BULL CAM. Fin.

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Laura Ingraham’s Brother Gives A Thumbs Down To Her Passive-Aggressive Response To That ‘SNL’ Impression

Fox News host Laura Ingraham’s response to Kate McKinnon’s SNL impression was awkward as heck and left people unimpressed while she pasted a smile onto her face and bobbed body around while doing an impression of McKinnon’s impression. Watching this happen was as uncomfortable as the You “comedic” bit that Laura and contributor Raymond Arroyo performed a few months ago, and there’s one more observer of The Ingraham Angle who’s not holding back on how he feels: Laura’s brother.

Curtis Ingraham is a noted critic of his sister’s vaccine lies (and stream of misinformation that rivals that of Tucker Carlson), and he’s referred to her as “bonkers.” He previously called Laura “pathetic” over her Fauci criticism and for comparing climate activist Greta Thunberg to “Children of the Corn.”

In response to Laura’s not-great impression of Kate McKinnon’s impression of Laura, Curtis defended the SNL star. “Kate McKinnon is a professional actress/comedian,” he tweeted. “Laura, what is your professional excuse? Have you lost your mind?!”

It remains unclear whether SNL will respond to the impression of the impression with yet another impression. Will they ignore it? Rootin’ tootin’ Lauren Boebert was similarly triggered over Chloe Fineman’s impression of her gun-toting self, and Ingraham’s response feels so circular that followup might not be worth it, but who knows? For sure, people will be watching.

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Lady Gaga Sees Acting As An ‘Escape’ Because She Was ‘Mercilessly Bullied’ As A Child

Before Lady Gaga began singing, she had studied to be an actor. She even made an uncredited appearance in an early episode of The Sopranos. At this point, Gaga has a much longer list of higher-profile acting roles in A Star Is Born, American Horror Story, and her recent film House Of Gucci. Now, the singer shares why exactly she loves acting — and it has to do with some trauma she endured while growing up.

Gaga sat down for an interview with Jake Gyllenhaal for Variety‘s Actor On Actor series where the two talked about their recent respective roles in House Of Gucci and The Guilty. During their conversation, Gaga shared the reason behind longing to be an actor, saying it was partially because acting was an “escape” from being “mercilessly bullied” as a child:

“Since I was a little girl, I was so mercilessly bullied, and I had a really strict upbringing. So acting for me was a way to totally escape who I was. And I think I’ve done it my whole career with taking on the artistic persona of whatever music I’m writing and living inside my art. And for films, it’s different, but it’s not.”

The singer went on to note the unconventional ways in which she prepared for House Of Gucci role as Patrizia Reggiani, which included watching videos of animals hunting their prey. “I watched foxes hunt and they’re really funny because they hunt mice in the snow and they leap up and they burrow,” she said. “I actually did exercises in my hotel room where I would be the animal.”

Read Gaga and Gyllenhaal’s full conversation here.

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Blxst Spends A Night In With His Lady In The Cozy ‘About You’ Video

It wouldn’t be a surprise if the first thing that pops into your head watching Blxst’s new video for “About You” is the Netflix romantic drama Malcolm & Marie. The two works share a similar aesthetic and theme — a couple’s night in (with Blxst and Power‘s Paige Hurd), shot in classic black-and-white — and feature their leads shifting through the various patterns of a well-worn relationship. They argue, they sulk, they make up, and they cuddle. However, on the whole, Blxst’s version of this tale seems a lot less fraught and toxic — as long as you don’t listen to the lyrics of the song.

“Girl, I know my selfish ways be OD,” the LA-bred singer croons. “But I just express in ways you don’t see.” Of course, he cleans it up by the song’s end — which might actually strengthen the connection between Blxst’s video and the Netflix critical darling.

And just like the streaming giant, Blxst’s career has been flourishing ever since the COVID-19 pandemic caused a lockdown that gave plenty of people way more time for music discovery. Since releasing his debut EP, No Love Lost, Blxst has featured on tracks with Nas, Rick Ross, Snoop Dogg, Wale, and more, becoming an R&B playlist mainstay — as he illustrates in his new video. With live entertainment slowly but surely returning, Blxst is quickly climbing the ranks to become one of the game’s most sought-after stars.

Watch the video for “About You” above.

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Britney Spears Really Doesn’t Like Her ‘Bad,’ ‘Absolutely Horrible’ Purple Hair

A few days ago, Britney Spears showed off her new hair color, a light purple. She had some trepidation about the look, as she wrote at the time, “I did it but not sure I like it.” Now, she is sure… that she hates it.

In a post shared a couple days ago, Spears wrote, “I will be honest I think my purple hair [mermaid emoji] is absolutely horrible …. I wish someone would have told me [crying laughing emoji] [shrugging emoji] !!!!” Then, in a post from yesterday, she noted, “My purple hair is bad … I know [shrugging emoji] … sh*t happens I guess.”

In a different post from yesterday in which Spears is still sporting the purple locks but doesn’t address them, Iggy Azalea commented, “I know, I knowwww the purple isn’t your fave, but I really like how it’s washing out and becoming just color dipped at the tips. I still vote for a long 30 inch bone straight blonde situation… Think of the hair flips!”

In the post where Spears initially confirms she doesn’t like her hair color, she also got heated with the paparazzi, who are apparently pestering her while she’s on vacation in Maui, Hawaii. In the post, she wrote, “If you’re outside my room trying to get another cheap shot of me … please go f*ck yourself and leave me alone !!!! I should be able to run around naked if I choose to.”

Check out Spears’ posts below.

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Phyllis Nagy On Her Terrific New Film, ‘Call Jane,’ And Why It’s Probably Not What You Think It Will Be

Call Jane (which premiered this week at the Sundance Film Festival), considering the subject matter, probably isn’t quite what you think it is. At least, for one, I wasn’t expecting a movie about a suburban Chicago woman, Joy (Elizabeth Banks), facing the prospect of death from congestive heart failure if her pregnancy does not end, who seeks out an abortion from an underground network called the Jane Collective (run by Sigourney Weaver’s Virginia) to be this … well, purposely absurd at times, creating comedic moments in a movie where we probably wouldn’t expect many comedic moments. But, as director Phyllis Nagy tells us, this is the tone she was hoping for.

This is Nagy‘s first time directing a theatrical feature (in 2005 she directed Mrs. Harris for HBO), and since her Oscar nomination for writing the screenplay for 2015’s Carol, it sounds like there’s been a frustratingly long list of false starts leading to this moment. But, seven years after Carol, Nagy has her film and it’s a great one.

Nagy explains below, but there are a few things she wanted to convey with this movie. One is obviously the contrast between then and now, as we await a Supreme Court decision that could make underground networks like the Jane Collective all too needed again. Call Jane ends in triumph, as Roe v. Wade is decided, and then we come to our own reality where that same decision is on the brink of being overturned. Nagy also has an interesting thing she does with the men in this movie. As she says, she didn’t want to demonize them. And Chris Messina as Joy’s husband and Cory Michael Smith as Dean, the abortion doctor, really are handled in a fascinating way.

The last time I talked to you it was the morning you got nominated for an Oscar for Carol. It was one of those reaction interviews, which I actually really love doing, because everyone’s in the best mood.

I remember that day. I was trying not to be in too good a mood because there were others in the film who weren’t nominated. Right?

We talked about that, but you were still very happy.

Okay, good.

I’m surprised it’s first your feature film as a director.

I mean, things work in a funny way. Don’t they? There was a feature that I dearly wanted to do, and I have been retained as writer and director on a couple of them. And over the course of the last, I’d say three years prior to taking on Call Jane, things fell apart: bad luck, COVID, the Korean-Japanese diplomatic situation, believe it or not. That’s a long story for another day.

Oh, wow. Okay.

Yeah. So it wasn’t for lack of trying. And I think at least a couple of those things will come to fruition, in the light of this being out there. And, hopefully, people will see it and say, “Oh yeah, she can really do that.” Well, maybe not. You never know.

Well, my opinion doesn’t mean much, but you certainly can. This movie is great. I just wouldn’t say anything if I didn’t think that.

You see a lot of movies. You know.

I do.

Anybody who sees a lot of these movies has an opinion that’s, how do I put this diplomatically, more interesting to me than perhaps somebody who only watches one movie a year. I think that’s a fair thing to say. That’s not to discount the person who watches one movie a year.

Though, if someone was only going to watch one movie a year and they picked this one, that would be flattering.

Yeah. That would be great. But I mean, just in big, broad general terms it’s always interesting to me that people who watch a lot of movies, who’ve seen all the good and all the bad and everything in between, their opinions are interesting to me. So I’m not a person who thinks critical discourse is not valuable. Well, that’s a tactful way to say that.

I’m still having trouble putting into words how I felt at the end of this movie. Because it ends on this positive note of Roe v Wade being decided, but then it hits you, we might be headed back to this. So I feel good about how the movie ended, but then bad about actual life.

And I think that’s what the ending should make people feel like. I mean, on the one hand, these two ladies have pushed a rock up a hill and helped to create a situation where something looked possible. But listen, getting equal pay, shouldn’t be as hard. Now, we know from the comfort of what, 50 years later or something, none of that happened. It still hasn’t happened. And so, burning up those cards and being overwhelmed with the names and the last menstrual period – which is what LMP is, somebody asked me that the other day, which is why I mentioned it. And it’s overwhelming, and it’s happening again. Our whole world is going up in flames.

And so, the ending is triumphant, but it’s also not. It’s, wait a minute. We have work to do. So somebody, a friend of mine, called it a call-to-arms. And I think that’s fair, too. Not literal arms. I mean that metaphorically. But yes, it is. Can you call it like a, feel good, feel bad movie all at once? I’m not really sure. But that duality, which I think is present in the film, in its themes, in the way it’s shot, in the things that we’re looking at. I think that’s fair. It’s both things at once. And hopefully one day, we will not be there anymore. But listen, we’ve had hundreds of years of this, so I don’t know. What are the odds?

I kept thinking about these types of networks. After this coming Supreme Court decision, which is all but certain to overturn a lot of things, there’s going to be at least a lot of states where these networks are going to have to exist again. Not everyone has the money to fly to New York or California.

That’s right. I mean, that’s what people were saying at the time of the Janes. And even before we started shooting it, there were kind of feminist organizations saying, “Well, wait a minute, rich women could go to Europe, apparently.” And I said, “Well, wait a minute. What is your definition of a rich woman?” These days, it’s even more narrow. Middle class people can’t just up and fly to Stockholm. I mean, I don’t even think I could at this point. It’s so expensive. So I’m terrified, but I also know that New York and California and various states that are like those states will have something in place. You can be sure, because everybody is mobilizing.

Or Illinois…

Right. Or maybe it’s Chicago, but it’s a hell of a lot easier getting to Chicago than it is to wherever. But it is scary. And it’s already having a catastrophic effect on women in Texas and certain other states. So I don’t know what’s going to happen. The Supreme Court probably will chip away at this, maybe not totally, in June, but that’s even worse. We just see an erosion of this, as we’re seeing with other things like voting rights.

I’ve been following this pretty closely and the most disturbing thing about the Supreme Court, when they had the arguments, it sounded like John Roberts wanted to do what you’re saying, like, “Can we reach a compromise and chip away?” And the other conservative justices sounded like they just wanted to go all in.

It’s going to be bad. I mean, I suppose if there is a silver lining to something so draconian, is that a total cutting us off at the knees will mean an uprising. I don’t know what form that’ll take, but people will mobilize much more quickly if they do not have an excuse to hide behind the chipping away. Well, you can still blah, blah, blah. Which is why I think the chipping away is more devastating. It gives allegedly good-minded people an excuse.

You do this great job in the movie of showing so many women go through this. There’s a lot of movies you just say, oh, if people will only watch this, they will maybe understand more. And I truly believe this with this movie, but I’m also so defeated. I don’t believe anyone who thinks the other way is going to sit down and give this a shot…

Yeah. I hope they do. If they do, it’s because it’s not judging them in a condescending way. So hopefully, somebody will at least watch it and say, “Women have a hard time with this.” Not that that’s going to change anything.

You have this kind of montage of Joy being told these different techniques on how to do this herself, like “falling down the stairs.” And it’s kind of almost played in such a, I don’t want to say a comical way, but such an absurd way. It’s all these absurd suggestions were actually what people were told to do.

That’s exactly what was meant. So you got it. I mean, the film does have a tone that encompasses both the comic and the serious, because I just think that’s how life is. And that sequence in particular that you’re talking about, the doctor saying, “Do you think you’re suicidal?” And falling down the stairs. Of course, it has a particular tone. And I think the movie can relax people into going with it, and then all of a sudden, boom, you have a 10-minute scene of an abortion, which is … You know?

Yes.

Right? And it goes down because of what surrounds it, I think. So I’m glad. That’s absolutely right. I mean, at least it’s what I meant. I think other interpretations, people will have, probably equally valid, but yes, I did intend that tonal shift.

Everyone is so great in this movie and I don’t want to be the guy singling out a man in the movie, but your casting of Cory Michael Smith as Dean, the “abortion doctor,” really encapsulates so much about the allies at the time. Basically, “Yeah, I’ll be on your side. I’m going to make a lot of money off of it.” But he also plays it in a way where you don’t think he’s an evil person either. There’s something so good about the way you presented that character.

Yeah. He’s such a dupe! You know? Women are really just running circles around him. He keeps being taken in. But he’s sweet in it. You know? It’s like, “Yeah, I like you. I like older girls.” I mean, I think there’s a tactic to that and to Chris Messina.

Oh, I love Chris Messina.

He’s fantastic. Oh, and John Magaro. Yeah. So one of the things, this was in my script, the men are not being demonized in a way that you might expect. This is the ’60s, and I grew up at the end of the ’60s. I was living in New York. I was a kid, but I saw all sorts of different kinds of men. Right? Hippies and Yippies and coexisting with women in a way that isn’t that behind the fence kind of menace. So I’m glad you didn’t hate Dr. Dean. You understood that tactic.

Well, I didn’t hate him because, he’s obviously in it for the money, but at least the way you portray him, he’s not treating anyone particularly poorly. And he’s very good at what he does.

Yeah. Yeah. It makes sense. There’s an emotional sense to it. And he’s not harming anyone. And he’s right, he’s actually better than a lot of the other people that were there performing these procedures who weren’t doctors. So yes, right.

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The Final Season Of ‘Game Of Thrones’ Was Somehow Still One Of 2021’s Most Pirated Shows

The Game of Thrones series finale aired in May 2019. Reaction was — to put it charitably — mixed. But despite the response to the final episode / season (even George R.R. Martin isn’t a fan), the HBO show remains massively popular; there are numerous spin-offs in development and it was one of the most tweeted-about shows in 2021.

Thrones was also one of the most pirated shows of last year. Not the entire series, but the final season. Somewhere out there is a guy who got a computer virus from illegally downloading season eight of Game of Thrones. He got what he deserved.

A report from Akamai (via the Wrap) revealed the most pirated movies and shows of 2021. The movie list was topped by Godzilla vs. Kong and Zack Snyder’s Justice League, both of which were released on HBO Max (the only theaters-only film in the top 10 is F9), while Loki and WandaVision ranked #1 and #2 on the TV side. Thrones placed at #6, ahead of The Flash season seven and Vikings season six, despite season eight coming out nearly three years later. I bet I know one of those pirates.

Here’s the full list:

Most Pirated TV Shows
1. Loki Season 1
2. WandaVision Season 1
3. Rick and Morty Season 5
4. The Falcon and the Winter Soldier Season 1
5. The Walking Dead Season 10
6. Game of Thrones Season 8
7. The Flash Season 7
8. Vikings Season 6
9. True Beauty Season 1
10. Superman & Lois Season 1

Most Pirated Movies
1. Godzilla vs. Kong
2. Zack Snyder’s Justice League
3. Black Widow
4. F9
5. Mortal Kombat (2021)
6. The Suicide Squad
7. Cruella
8. Wonder Woman 1984
9. Raya and the Last Dragon
10. Jungle Cruise

(Via the Wrap)

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Howard Stern Doesn’t Agree With Joe Rogan But Is Happy He Can ‘Get Paid’ And Doesn’t Want Him Cancelled

In recent months, Howard Stern has been a relentless critic of Joe Rogan, and anti-vaxxers in general, as the delta and omicron variants caused two back-to-back surges of COVID cases while 20 to 30% of the country is still refusing to get the vaccine. However, despite Rogan being a prominent pusher of vaccine misinformation, Stern offered a very surprising take on Neil Young threatening to pull his music if Spotify doesn’t get rid of Rogan.

“I’m against any kind of censorship,” Stern said. “I really am. I don’t like censorship. I don’t want to see Joe Rogan cancelled.”

While Stern admits that he and Rogan are “no longer friendly,” the shock jock has nothing but admiration for Rogan’s skill at attracing an audience even though he pumps them full of conspiracy theories and dangerous quack cures. Via Mediaite:

“I am for any performer who can get any money and get paid,” Stern said about Rogan’s $100 million deal for Spotify to host his podcast. “I’m happy for any young man or woman who can get paid in show business because so many people do not get paid. So those that can, god bless. It ain’t easy. It’s not an easy road. And attracting an audience is not easy.”

Again, Stern’s comments are interesting considering he’s delivered more than one angry rant about Rogan. Just a few months ago, Stern blasted Rogan for pushing ivermectin and flat-out said anyone who’s still questioning the science of the vaccines can stay home and die.

“We have no time for idiots in this country anymore. We don’t want you,” Stern said in September. “Don’t take the cure, but don’t clog up our hospitals with your COVID when you finally get it. Stay home, don’t bother with science, it’s too late. Go f*ck yourself, we just don’t have time for you.”

(Via Mediaite)

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A Classic ‘South Park’ Song Was Performed By A Big Fat 30-Piece Orchestra

My best friend in the late 1990s and early 2000s was named Kyle. It was a rough time for him, because whenever me and the other losers in our posse wanted to get under his skin, we would start singing “Kyle’s Mom’s a B*tch” from South Park. Was it wrong of us to copy Cartman and call someone, let alone someone’s mom, a “b*tch”? Probably, but it was a different time; kids saying the b-word on TV was still a novelty (also, the song’s catchy). But things are different in 2022 — now our crass comedy songs are played by orchestras.

Ahead of the season 25 premiere of South Park, Comedy Central has released a 30-piece orchestral version of “Kyle’s Mom’s a B*tch” featuring vocals from Nikki Renee Daniels, Tamar Greene, Jeff Kready, and Elizabeth Stanley. “I was thrilled to get to reimagine these South Park classics in a more traditional orchestral concert setting,” arranger Stephen Oremus told the Hollywood Reporter (they previously performed the theme song and “Gay Fish”). “It was so much fun getting to blow them up and give them such proper classical renditions. I called some of the best musicians and singers I knew — friends and colleagues who I have worked with on Broadway and TV, and we got to make music and dress up and laugh our asses off for a few days.”

The time has come for the orchestra to perform “What Would Brian Boitano Do.” That’s what Brian Boitano would do. You can watch the video above.

South Park returns on February 2, and nearly every old episode is on HBO Max.

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Japanese Breakfast Turns In A Simple And Gorgeous Cover Of Yoko Ono’s ‘Nobody Sees Me Like You Do’

Earlier this month, Ocean Child: Songs Of Yoko Ono, a covers album curated by Death Cab For Cutie’s Ben Gibbard, was announced. He got a great roster of artists involved with the project, including David Byrne, Jay Som, Sharon Van Etten, The Flaming Lips, and Japanese Breakfast, that latter of whom shared her cover of “Nobody Sees Me Like You Do” today. The cover lets Michelle Zauner’s vocals shine, as the lovely rendition features just vocals and piano.

Japanese Breakfast previously covered the song during her May 14, 2020 livestream concert, the proceeds from which benefited her touring band and crew.

Gibbard previously said of the project, “This is an artist whose output has run the gamut from avant-garde to bubblegum pop, often across a single album. For years, it has been my position that her songwriting has been criminally overlooked. She has consistently created melodies as memorable as those of best pop writers. As a lyricist, she has always written with poignance, sophistication and deep introspection. Some of her best songs have been covered and compiled here by a generation-spanning group of musicians for whom her work has meant so much. It is my sincere hope that a new crop of Yoko Ono fans fall in love with her songwriting due in some small part to this album we have put together.”

Listen to Japanese Breakfast’s cover of “Nobody Sees Me Like You Do” above.

Ocean Child: Songs Of Yoko Ono is out 2/18 via Canvasback Music/Atlantic Records. Pre-order it here.

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