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The First ‘Halloween Kills’ Reviews Are In, And Most Find It To Be Just Another Tired Horror Sequel

Like the recent Candyman, 2018’s Halloween didn’t just revive an old IP. It was a direct follow-up to the first, cancelling the many, many rote sequels that came after. It tried to summon the bold craft of the John Carpenter original. Could its own sequel (the first of two) keep that going? The first reviews say: maybe, possibly not.

Halloween Kills bowed at the Venice Film Festival, but the reviews, even the good ones, did not treat it as some cinematic work of art. Returning director David Gordon Green, writes The Hollywood Reporter, has made exactly the kind of witless, worthless sequel that bled the franchise dry in the 1980s and ’90s”:

“Evil dies tonight,” shout the inflamed townsfolk of Haddonfield, Illinois, more times than you can count in Halloween Kills. Or maybe it’s “A franchise dies tonight?” I might have misheard. Either way, this latest installment is like a latex ghoul mask so stretched and shapeless it no longer fits.

The sequel picks up where its predecessor — like the original, also called simply Halloween — left off, with Michael Myers (of course) not quite dead in that climactic house fire, and quick to take out the arriving first responders. Jamie Lee Curtis’ Laurie Strode, a bundle of PTSD in the last one, is “basically sidelined in post-surgery recovery,” THR says.

The attention instead shifts to the populace of Haddonsfield, including the now-grown kids being babysat in the 1978 original, including Anthony Michael Hall and Robert Longstreet. Learning that Myers is back in action, they take to the streets, turning into vigilantes demanding his hide. But, Deadline argues, that doesn’t make for a thoughtful horror pic:

Never was there a film truer to its name. They’re sliced up with kitchen knives, hollowed out with a fluorescent strip light, bisected with a chain saw and impaled on banisters. The body count is phenomenal. We love this stuff. You know we do.

IndieWire was even less enthused:

And if this bloody entr’acte, whose title addition works as both noun and verb, has little to offer but a jacked up body count on a bed of fan service, it serves both with panache, charging forward as an almost elemental slasher outing unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality. To paraphrase Ian Holm in that other late ’70s touchstone that spawned an unkillable franchise, you do have to admire its purity.

As was Variety:

Halloween night may be Michael Myers’ masterpiece, but “Halloween Kills” is no masterpiece. It’s a mess — a slasher movie that‘s almost never scary, slathered with “topical” pablum and with too many parallel plot strands that don’t go anywhere. Green, as clever a job as he did on the first film, wastes no time cutting back to where the “Halloween” series ultimately landed: in a swamp of luridly repetitive and empty sequels, with Michael turned into such an omnipresent icon that his image gets drained of any nightmare quality. He’s more like someone who belongs on a lunchbox. Curtis, so good in the last one, is mostly wasted this time (you can feel the film trying to think up things for her to do), as Laurie’s daughter (Judy Greer) and granddaughter (Andi Matichak) do most of the heavy lifting.

Ditto The Playlist:

What tension can there be when there’s a killer who is virtually unkillable and absolutely ubiquitous? It’s genuinely striking how few fake-outs or red herrings or surprises there are. Whenever someone hears a floorboard creak, Michael’s in the house. No matter which car they get into, Michael’s in the back seat. The shadow at the window? That’ll be Michael. Every back door that’s mysteriously ajar? Why, hey there, Michael. Green’s tactic in 2018 was to make a sequel to the 1978 film that simply ignored the fact that nine other “Halloween” films happened in the meantime. This was the best choice he, along with co-writers Jeff Fradley and Danny McBride, could have made because all of those films are, to use the correct critical term, shite. But out with the bathwater, this time has gone the baby; in an effort to remake and refresh the mythology of the franchise, the writers (this time minus Fradley and plus Scott Teems) have strayed dangerously close to getting rid of it altogether, virtually destroying the one relationship of any substance at all, and the only one we really give a damn about: that semi-mystical, weirdly symbiotic link between Laurie Strode and her eternal faceless nemesis. Of all the things “Halloween Kills” had to kill, why that?

Not everyone left disappointed. /Film argued that it took a genuinely novel turn:

But as far as franchise installments go, Green and co-writers Danny McBride & Scott Teems show far less interest in checking off familiar signifiers for fan service. After proving they could relaunch “Halloween,” they depart a bit from the formula to exciting and energizing effect. It’s a worthy series entry that manages that tricky balance of providing enough of what long-time fans expect while also bringing a unique reflection and perspective to the well-known property.

The Wrap even found it deep.

But “Halloween Kills” is no mere gore-fest — it’s about the generational trauma bestowed upon Haddonfield. The action sequences are more than just action sequences; in Green’s social allegory, they are a way for citizens to confront their trauma, their rage, their oppression, and to reclaim their power and agency through revenge. We see Haddonfield not just as a victim of a masked assailant, but also a victim of larger forces who will stop at nothing to dehumanize their community.

The Guardian‘s Jonathan Romney, however, seems to think it’s just fine, writing “ in contrast with George Romero’s zombie films, where political allegory is the whole point – we’re really here for the slaughter, and the reliable repetition.” He even sees fatigue taking over its longtime baddie, whose “featureless mask has now taken on a slightly rueful expression, as if he knows he’s likely to be on carving duty for a very long haul yet.”

Halloween Kills hits theaters October 15.

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The New ‘The Many Saints Of Newark’ Trailer Feels Much More ‘The Sopranos’-Like Than The Previous One

With its release less than a month of way, Warner Bros. has dropped a new trailer for The Many Saints of Newark, its upcoming prequel movie to the hit HBO series The Sopranos. While the last trailer was bit more whimsical and focused on a young, innocent Tony Soprano (played by James Gandolfini’s son, Michael, for a picture-perfect resemblance), this new trailer lets the action rip as Richard “Dickie” Moltisanti starts to make a name for himself in the crime world of New Jersey.

The new trailer also highlights the star-studded cast as well as nods to the original series. More specifically, the trailer ends with an eerie stinger where young Tony Soprano first meets his nephew, Christopher Moltisanti, as an infant. The little guy doesn’t take kindly to Tony, which prompts an elderly family member to note that babies arrive fresh with knowledge from “the other side.” We won’t spoil what that means, but fans of The Sopranos will instantly recognize the foreshadowing.

Here’s the official synopsis:

Young Anthony Soprano is growing up in one of the most tumultuous eras in Newark’s history, becoming a man just as rival gangsters begin to rise up and challenge the all-powerful DiMeo crime family’s hold over the increasingly race-torn city. Caught up in the changing times is the uncle he idolizes, Dickie Moltisanti, who struggles to manage both his professional and personal responsibilities—and whose influence over his nephew will help make the impressionable teenager into the all-powerful mob boss we’ll later come to know: Tony Soprano.

The Many Saints of Newark: A Sopranos Story arrives in theaters and HBO Max on October 1.

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We Ranked American Märzen-Style Beers To Get You In The Fall Spirit

Fall is a great season for beer. While nature is seemingly crumbling (and falling to earth) around you, the beer world is thriving with new styles that are a great respite from the crisp pilsners, hoppy pale ales, and bitter IPAs of the summer months. It’s the season of the brown ale, Saison, and pumpkin beer. And also the season of the much-beloved märzen.

For the uninitiated, märzen is a copper-hued beer that’s known for its robust, rich, malt-driven, bready flavors. The style for Oktoberfest, the style (unsurprisingly) has its origins in Bavaria sometime in the 1500s. Traditionally, it’s brewed in the spring — literally March (March/märzen, you get it) — with a slightly higher alcohol content than most beers. The beer then spends about five months in the cellars (or lagers) mellowing before it’s tapped right about now, making it the ultimate harvest festival beer.

Since we already know the Bavarians have perfected the style, picking up a brew from Spaten, Augustiner, or Hofbrau is surely a good call. But the American craft brewers are no slouches either. That’s why we decided to highlight eight crafty American Märzen-Style beers that are well-suited for late summer and early fall drinking. Check them all out below and click on the prices to give them a try yourself.

10) Great Lakes Oktoberfest

Great Lakes

ABV: 6.5%
Average Price: $10.99 for a six-pack

The Story:

If you’re looking for a great mixture of American craft ingenuity and old country style, this is your märzen. Brewed with Mt. Hood hops, 2-Row base malt, Munich, and Caramel 45 malts, it’s mellow, sweet, easy to drink, and perfectly malty.

Tasting Notes:

If you take time to nose this beer before your first sip, you’ll find aromas of bready malts, caramel, toasted wood, dried fruits, and gentle spices. Drinking it reveals more caramel malts, oak, wet hay, freshly baked bread, and a sweet, slightly spicy, subtly bitter finish that will warm you on a cold fall night.

Bottom Line:

This beer has a great combination of sweet malts and floral, slightly bitter hops that should please the palates of myriad different types of fall beer drinkers.

9)DuClaw Mad Bishop

DuClaw

ABV: 6%
Average Price: $15 for a six-pack

The Story:

This 6% märzen-style fall seasonal beer from Maryland’s DuClaw is definitely the Oktoberfest brew for hop fans. This is because it’s brewed with a whole slew of hops including Chinook, Tettnanger, and Hallertauer Mittelfruh. It’s also brewed with Pilsner, Munich, CaraMunich, & Melanoidin malts to give it a multi-dimensional flavor profile.

Tasting Notes:

Before sipping, breathe in a nose of sweet, caramel malts, biscuit-like malts, clover honey, and wintry spices. The flavor profile is slightly nutty and loaded with sticky toffee, oak, and sweet caramel malts. It all ends with a nice hit of floral Noble hops at the finish.

Bottom Line:

This is a complex beer. It’s malty, hoppy, and a great way to bridge to gap between summer and fall. The kind of beer you’ll look forward to every year.

8) Firestone Walker Oaktoberfest

Firestone Walker

ABV: 5.2%

Average Price: $11 for a six-pack

The Beer:

When it comes to fall beers, Firestone Walker fans eagerly await its Oaktoberfest. But this year, the California brewery is changing things up a bit. For 2021, they’ve lagered the brew in French oak barrels from Napa Valley. The result is a seasonal beer with caramel and bready malt flavors with a slight fruitiness and a bite from Noble hops.

Tasting Notes:

On the nose, you’ll find biscuit-like malts, sweet caramel, dried fruits, and a nice, gentle fruity background. The palate is loaded with more caramel malts, freshly baked bread, slight spice, and a nice crisp bite of bitterness due to the addition of German hops.

Bottom Line:

This is a very complex fall beer. It has everything beer drinkers could want in an autumnal seasonal beer. Bold, rich, fruity — everything you’d want.

7) Victory Festbier

Victory

ABV: 5.6%

Average Price: $11 for a six-pack

The Beer:

This 5.6 percent ABV märzen is brewed with whole flower German Noble hops, 2-Row, Vienna, and Munich malts. The result is a fall beer that bridges the gap between America and Germany perfectly. It’s known for its malty, sweet, and slightly hoppy flavor.

Tasting Notes:

The nose is loaded with hints of caramel candy, bread-like malts, and a nice, slightly spicy hoppy backbone. Sipping this beer reveals notes of biscuit malts, caramel, subtle vanilla, slight herbal flavors, and a sweet, dry finish that leaves you wanting more.

Bottom Line:

Sure, you’re going to drink some authentic German beers this fall. But this fall seasonal is pretty much as close to the old country as you can get from a beer brewed in Pennsylvania.

6) Flying Dog Dogtoberfest

flying Dog

ABV: 5.6%

Average Price: $13 for a six-pack

The Beer:

This 5.6 percent märzen is as authentically German as an American craft beer can be. It’s brewed with Perle, and Hallertau hops, and Vienna and Munich malts all sourced from Germany. This results in a malty, crisp, refreshing beer well-suited for early fall drinking.

Tasting Notes:

A complex nose of spicy, floral Noble hops, sweet caramel, and rich, biscuity malts draws you in. Sipping this beer reveals freshly baked bread, wet grass, caramel malts, toasted oak, and floral, slightly bitter hops. This all leads to a dry, sweet finish.

Bottom Line:

Another beer that tastes like it was brewed in Germany. Maryland’s Flying Dog really nailed the fall style with this one.

5) Schilling Konstantin

Schilling

ABV: 5%

Average Price: $16 for a four-pack of 16-ounce cans

The Beer:

Schilling is one of the most respected breweries in New Hampshire. If you haven’t had a chance to try any of its beers, fall is the best time to try its beloved Konstantin. This Austrian-style märzen is copper-colored and filled with sweet, bready malts, and a complex, dry flavor.

Tasting Notes:

Take a moment to breathe in the aromas of toasted wood, biscuity malts, sweet caramel, and a nice hint of floral hops. Take a sip and you’ll find more caramel malts, sweet vanilla, freshly baked bread, dry hay, and herbal, slightly bitter hops at the finish.

Bottom Line:

While many märzens are made in the German style, this fall seasonal is special because it’s Austrian-centric. It’s slightly different and more herbal and floral than some of the other märzens on the market.

4) Avery The Kaiser

Avery

ABV: 8%

Average Price: $12 for a six-pack

The Beer:

Avery The Kaiser is one of the most well-known märzen-style beers in the US. Only available August through October, this bold, eight percent ABV Imperial Oktoberfest beer is brewed with Vienna and Munich malts as well as Bravo and Hallertau Hops. It’s malty, dry, and very memorable.

Tasting Notes:

On the nose, you’ll find scents of dried fruits, slight fruitiness, caramel candy, and sweet, bready malts. Right away, you can tell that this is a high-octane beer, the warming alcohol flavor is prevalent right off the bat. There’s also more caramel, vanilla, toffee, and a nice hint of floral, earthy hops.

Bottom Line:

While the alcohol flavor is pronounced, it doesn’t take away from the malty, sweet flavors. In fact, it makes it an even better fall sipper.

3) SingleCut Inexplicably Used

SingleCut

ABV: 6%

Average Price: $18 for a four-pack of 16-ounce cans

The Beer:

SingleCut doesn’t mess around with this fall seasonal beer. In the classic German-style, Inexplicably Used gets cold conditioned for three months in horizontal lagering tanks. The result is a terrifically malty, creamy, caramel-filled, slightly hoppy seasonal offering.

Tasting Notes:

This is a complex beer. You’re first greeted with aromas of spicy, floral hops, a nutty sweetness, and caramel malts. The flavor is all sticky toffee, vanilla, candied pecans, bready malts, wet grass, and a slightly spicy, sweet finish.

Bottom Line:

This might be the perfect fall beer. It’s not too heavy and not too light. It’s filled with the caramel malt flavors, fall beer fans crave, and it’s high enough in ABV to warm you up on a cool fall day.

2) Jack’s Abby Copper Legend

Jack

ABV: 5.7%

Average Price: $11 for a six-pack

The Beer:

With a name like Copper Legend, you know this is a highly sought-after, eagerly awaited fall beer. Only available from August through October, it’s known for its copper color and malty, mellow flavor that makes it extremely drinkable and pleasing on a chilly fall day.

Tasting Notes:

This beer smells like fall with notes of toffee, caramelized sugar, crusty bread, and light, herbal hops. The palate swirls with more bready malts, sweet caramel, dried fruits, honey, and more herbal, slightly bitter hops at the very end.

Bottom Line:

If you only drink one beer on this list, make it Jack’s Abby Copper Legend. There aren’t many other beers on the market as perfect for fall.

1) Half Acre Lager Town

Half Acre

ABV: 5.8%

Average Price: $10 for a 4-pack

The Beer:

This 5.7 percent märzen-style is Half Acre’s foray into the world of Oktoberfest-style beers. The Illinois-based brewery channeled its inner Munich with this perfectly malty, sweet, caramel, and cereal-centric beer that deserves to be paired with heavy fall foods and an equally heavy sweater.

Tasting Notes:

This fall-flavored beer is highlighted with aromas of sweet cereal grains, biscuit-like, caramel malts, and slightly spicy, floral hops. The palate is loaded with slightly bitter, resinous hops, mellow caramel, fall spices, and slight vanilla. The finish is complex, slightly dry, and effortlessly sweet.

Bottom Line:

If this city actually existed, we’d definitely visit Lager Town in the fall. Since it doesn’t, we’ll settle for this sweet, malty, slightly hoppy beer instead. It’s my favorite brew in an increasingly packed field of American Märzen-Style brews.


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‘Far Cry 6’ Really Wants To Focus On The Plot Even Though It Still Looks The Same

There is a lot of excitement around the release of Far Cry 6 in October. After a recent media event, in which outlets were able to play and break down the game for themselves, a picture is starting to form about what exactly Far Cry 6 is going to be. Right now, early projections of the game are that while nobody is clear on the direction of the story, the gameplay still feels very much in the Far Cry formula.

On Wednesday, Ubisoft released a game overview trailer which featured the motivations of main characters — including that of playable protagonist Dani Rojas — and introduced some of the personalities that the player is going to run into. Everything is mainly played straight to emphasize the fact that is going to be a very serious game about a revolution.

It may be the plot of the game that makes or breaks opinions on Far Cry 6 among fans. The general sentiment about Far Cry is that the formula has grown tiresome and they need to try something new. However, a strong story may be enough of a driving force to push everyone through if they feel the gameplay itself is too similar to previous iterations. With how much they’re emphasizing it this go around, they seem to really believe they have something with their plot about revolution.

With a strong cast of characters, including Giancarlo Esposito as the main villain, they might be right. The few scenes we’ve seen highlighted so far have been performed well. However, Far Cry has a history of attempting to tackle tough subjects and coming up well short of actually saying anything, so we’re going to need to take what we see with a few grains of salt. That’s especially the case ever since they originally couldn’t decide if their game was actually going to be “political” or not.

While the plot is definitely the driving force in all the marketing material so far, we did get to see a little bit of gameplay in the overview trailer. The guns look fun to use, and the explosions are pretty, so it checked off those expected boxes. The game is going to have a serious tone, although they did manage to include an over-the-top Gatling gun and an exhaust pipe shooting flames in the trailer, so we know that not everything is going to be quite so serious, which is expected of this series. As for whether that actually works or not, we’re just going to have to see for ourselves once it releases.

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What’s On Tonight: ‘Wu-Tang: An American Saga’ And ‘The Circle’ Return, And ‘Doogie Kamealoha, M.D.’ Debuts

Wu-Tang: An American Saga: Season 2 (Hulu series) — The Clan is back, although they’re feeling disillusioned by their current lives in the projects, all while Bobby dreams of musical-industry success that will change everything. However, infighting within the group threatens success, even in the face of their undeniable talent. Real life always gets in the way, right? Fortunately, Bobby’s fight for authenticity can prevail and help overcome music-business challenges, if only the Clan can choose to prevail.

Doogie Kamealoha, M.D.: Season 1 (Disney+ series) — This reboot (of the original ABC Doogie Howser show that launched Neil Patrick Harris’ career) series stars Peyton Elizabeth Lee as Lahela “Doogie” Kameāloha, a high-school medical prodigy. Notably, this series isn’t a direct continuation but, instead, a tribute of sorts from the show’s characters, who actually nickname the new protagonist as “Doogie.” It’s highly referential, and that’s part of the fun.

The Circle: Season 3 (Netflix series) — It’s another round of eight contestants who wield social media platforms in order to beat each other out while also flirting and befriending and hating and conquering each other while possibly catfishing each other. $100,000 is on the line, as well as the title of top influencer. Let the most fake among them win!

JJ+E (Netflix film) — This Stockholm-centered film is a love story and a coming-of-age tale between two high schoolers in the same class but in vastly different social, cultural, and economic circles.

What If…? (Disney+ series) — We’re in the multiverse, baby. The MCU’s officially launching headfirst into that realm after Loki‘s season finale, and this show’s Twitter account clarified official participation as well. Enjoy this show full of alternate realities that stand separate from the existing canon (thus far), including Agent Carter taking the super-soldier serum, T’Challa materializing as Star Lord, Doctor Strange feeling some real pain, and Black Widow and Nick Fury taking on a murder mystery while Tony Stark eats a donut.

Archer (FXX, 10:00pm) — Season 12 continues with snakes, crocodiles, and mercenaries who face off with Archie and Lana as a family reuinites.

Riverdale (CW, 8:00pm) — Following a bizarre time jump and, uh, literal war, Season 5 sees superstar Josie McCoy make her Riverdale return after disappearing from her wold tour. Her former bandmates are also here for a reality check.

American Horror Story: Double Feature (FX, 10:00pm) — Provincetown’s dark history sparks this episode, and the town’s residents are under sharp scrutiny, so get ready.

Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens (Comedy Central, 10:00pm) — Awkwafina’s semi-autobiographical series returns for a second season, in which she gazes into the future with starry eyes. In the present, however, Nora’s not too sure about her former fling, Margaret, who might be doing the con-artist thing again while her Grandman hopes to expose a scam artist.

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert — Chris Wallace, Holland Taylor

Late Night With Seth Meyers — Selena Gomez, Glenn Howerton, Walker Hayes

In case you missed these streaming picks from last Wednesday:

Dug Days (Pixar series on Disney+) — Remember the tearjerking Up? Well, lovable dog Dug is back with a series of short features that take place in his very own backyard, and expect your heart-strings to be pulled, along with your funny bone. Your soul just might take off like a house attached to every balloon in the universe, too. Embrace it.

Turning Point: 9/11 and the War on Terror (Netflix docuseries) — This five-part docuseries marks the 20th anniversary of 9/11 with a timely examination of the War in Afghanistan and what, exactly, really led the war on terror to our current moment in history. Expect interviews from U.S. military veterans and Afghanistan National Army soldiers, along with Taliban commanders, and government officials from both the U.S. and the Afghan government. As well, 9/11 survivor voices will reverberate as the world continues to reflect upon how that day altered the globe forever.

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Netflix’s ‘Midnight Mass’ Trailer Previews The Next Unsettling Series From ‘The Haunting Of Hill House’ Creator

Hamish Linklater can do skeevy well, as recently demonstrated by his duplicitous performance in Amazon Prime’s Tell Me All Your Secrets. In Netflix’s trailer for Midnight Mass, Linklater’s a mysterious priest that’s seemingly making a lot go wrong when he arrives at an isolated island community, and although he’s pulling off miraculous feats, there’s something that’s just not right. And with the show apparently titled after traditional Catholic gathering of Christmas Eve services, one can expect a whole of ritualistic shenanigans from someone (or someones).

The limited series arrives courtesy of The Haunting of Hill House creator Mike Flanagan, so you know that you’re in for some sinister dealings. The question, of course, is who’s truly doing those dealings, and the cast includes Kate Siegel, Rahul Abburi, Crystal Balint, Matt Biedel, Alex Essoe, and Annabeth Gish. From the synopsis:

MIDNIGHT MASS tells the tale of a small, isolated island community whose existing divisions are amplified by the return of a disgraced young man (Zach Gilford) and the arrival of a charismatic priest (Hamish Linklater). When Father Paul’s appearance on Crockett Island coincides with unexplained and seemingly miraculous events, a renewed religious fervor takes hold of the community – but do these miracles come at a price?

Midnight Mass streams on September 24.

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Gorillaz And AJ Tracey Give A Post-Apocalyptic Performance Of ‘Jimmy Jimmy’ On ‘The Tonight Show’

Gorillaz help introduce British rapper AJ Tracey in one of the most fitting song choices for a US debut as they drop by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon to perform the song “Jimmy Jimmy” from their new EP, Meanwhile.

“Jimmy Jimmy” is built around a sample of the 1979 punk hit by Northern Ireland band The Undertones, with Gorillaz’s low-fi interpolation making the song song eerie and ominous. The pre-recorded performance reproduces the post-apocalyptic aesthetic of the EP’s visual components, taking place at an apartment building in front of a brooding sky. Tracey appears throughout, delivering his raps directly to the camera as the saturation levels wobble in and out of control.

Gorillaz, meanwhile, are set to appear on an upcoming collaborative album from Elton John titled The Lockdown Sessions, while Damon Albarn has said that he’s working on a scripted film featuring his cartoon band. “We signed contracts, we’ve begun scripts and stuff,” he explained. ” I see a lot of people doing animated videos these days but I don’t think they really touch the quality of ours. We’re more in the world of Studio Ghibli.”

Watch the Gorillaz perform “Jimmy Jimmy” with AJ Tracey on The Tonight Show above.

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Trump Appears To Be Coming Up With New Wild Stories About His 9/11 Experience

Where were you on September 11th? If you’re Donald Trump, the story changes every year.

His latest bit of survivalist fanfiction puts him square in the wreckage of downtown after the Twin Towers fell. At least, that’s what he told Newsmax during an on-air interview Tuesday evening. The twice-impeached former president guested on the show to share more of his memories of that terrible day. He’s previously claimed he saw footage of “thousands” of Muslims in New Jersey cheering when hijackers rammed two passenger jets into the buildings downtown. That was a lie. He claimed he lost “hundreds of friends” when the buildings fell, but, since he’s yet to name a single one, and that was likely a lie as well. He said he watched a woman jump from one of the buildings after the plane crashed into it, all the way from his penthouse uptown — which means he either has unbelievably good eyesight or he was once again lying. His latest 9/11 revisionist fantasy though sounds like the best one yet.

Trump told Newsmax (via Raw Story) that he was at Ground Zero after the towers fell, doing his part to help clean up the wreckage and search for missing civilians. He claimed he brought a crew of people with him, though he’s never offered proof of his assistance in the two decades since the attack, and that he himself was rescued by a couple of very strong, very brave firefighters.

“We were hearing creaks, I’ve never forgotten it, it was I think the United States Steel Building it was called at the time, and it’s 50 stories tall, and we heard creaks,” Trump said. “I said ‘That building is going to come down,’ and two big firemen grabbed me, and grabbed other people, and they just moved out of that area. Never came down but I never heard a noise like that. And it was a scary situation, but the job they did was so incredible, the first responders.”

Now look, I love the plot of a good romance novel as much as the next person. Who doesn’t dream of “two big firemen” manhandling them every once in a while, but that kind of fantasy storytelling belongs on Wattpad and Tumblr, sir, not on a “news” channel that’s broadcasted to people who already have a hard time discerning what’s real and what’s a figment of their disturbed imaginations.

(Via Raw Story & The Daily Beast)

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Kacey Musgraves Admits There Was A Time When She Thought ‘Golden Hour’ Was ‘Trash’

Kacey Musgraves was in two very different places during the creation of her 2018 album Golden Hour and her upcoming record, Star-Crossed. While Golden Hour was written during the honeymoon phase of her marriage to Ruston Kelly, the two have since gotten divorced, and that process inspired Star-Crossed. Because of that, Musgraves says there was a period where her opinion on Golden Hour had turned sour.

During a new conversation with Apple Music’s Zane Lowe, the chat got to how Musgraves’ views on Golden Hour changed in light of her divorce, given that the album was written shortly after her marriage and is largely about love. Speaking about relationships and the album, Musgraves said, “I just think that we’re all taught that love and relationships have to be this lifelong thing, and I just think that we do ourselves a disservice by not acknowledging the fact that it can be just as beautiful in its own season and that just because it ends doesn’t take away from the things that you felt and the things that it taught you. Like, I would never take back that last chapter, ever, but it was hard not to look at it as a failure of sorts.”

Musgraves then continued:

“Leading up to where I am now, I would say that I’m kind of looking at all of that from the other side of the fence, sort of. I feel definitely like I’m happy, I feel like I’m on solid ground now. But there was a time where I was like, ‘OK, Golden Hour is trash, I’m not ever singing it again, and sorry y’all, you’re just going to have to come to the shows and if you want to hear these songs… no.’ It’s like, I never want to see another butterfly ever f*cking again.

I was like, ‘Golden Hour, nah, I just… I’m not.’ But as I’ve gone on and found some more stable ground and personal happiness, I’m like, ‘You know what? No: the magic of Golden Hour does not have to die with that relationship. It can live on and I will relate to it again.’ You can re-relate to your own songs later again in new ways. It’s kind of crazy how that works.”

Check out the full conversation, which is nearly an hour long, above.

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Cask Strength Bourbons That Are Perfect For Fall, Power Ranked

Cask strength or barrel proof bourbon is a whiskey style that will warm you up on the coldest fall days. Technically, the term is a reference to a whiskey that hasn’t been diluted by water. No cutting with H20 equals higher ABVs (typically), which means this whiskey is often described as hot and can easily leave you flush.

When it comes to cask strength, there’s no exact ABV or proof that denotes what that is — it’s simply whatever the ABVs are when the whiskey comes out of the barrel. This means it could technically be anywhere from 45 percent to 60 percent and well above (again, most cask proof offerings are on the higher end of the ABV spectrum). In general, these are potent and warming expression — just what you need as the weather turns.

Below, you’ll find 10 of our favorite cask strength bourbons ranked. Some are more well-known and others are underrated expressions. We literally like them all (some better than others, but all palates are different). Make sure to click on the prices if you’re intrigued by the tasting notes.

10) Pinhook Bourbon Country Cask Strength

Pinhook

ABV: 57.65%

Average Price: $55

The Whiskey:

Annually, Pinhook drops new rye or bourbon to pay tribute to a thoroughbred horse. Each expression is blended and proofed to be one-of-a-kind. Its award-winning Bourbon Country Cask Strength has a mash bill of 75 percent corn, 20.5 percent rye, and 4.5 percent malted barley. It’s a potent 115.3 proof that manages to be surprisingly smooth.

Tasting Notes:

On the nose, you’ll find hints of candied orange peels, caramel candy, maple syrup, and nutty pecans. The palate is filled with notes of cinnamon sugar, buttery caramel, vanilla beans, and a slightly nutty sweetness that warms you up at the very end.

Bottom Line:

This whiskey might not have the name recognition of many of the other cask strength whiskeys on this list, but it definitely shouldn’t be missed.

9) Bulleit Barrel Strength

Bulleit

ABV: 60%
Average Price: $59.99

Why This Bottle?

Bulleit is well-known for its value bourbons and ryes. Its award-winning Bulleit Barrel Strength isn’t to be missed with its uncut, unfiltered, straight from the barrel proof and flavor. It’s made in single batches to guarantee the richest, sweetest, most mellow sipping whiskey regardless of the high proof. The ABV various based on batch, but it’s between 120 and 125 proof.

Tasting Notes:

This whiskey opens with subtle holiday spices, charred oak, and a ton of cinnamon, butterscotch, and vanilla flavors. The palate is loaded with maple syrup, toasted marshmallows, cloves, cinnamon sugar, and oak. It all comes to a crescendo with a warming, dry, sticky toffee pudding finish.

Bottom Line:

Like with many of the other expressions on this list, this is the type of bottle you enjoy after you’ve already tried Bulleit’s lesser ABV expressions.

8) Old Ezra Extra Aged

Old Ezra

ABV: 58.5%

Average Price: $75

The Whiskey:

Started in 1957, Ezra Brooks is currently distilled in Bardstown, Kentucky (along with Rebel Bourbon, David Nicholson, and Blood Oath) at Lux Row Distillers. Its Extra Aged expression is a straight bourbon that spends seven years in new, charred American oak barrels before being bottled at cask strength.

Tasting Notes:

Complex aromas of cinnamon, charred oak, dried cherries, and slight spice are prevalent on the nose. Sipping it reveals flavors of raisins, more cherries, oaky wood, caramel apples, and vanilla. The finish is long, warming, and ends with a nice mix of spice and sweetness.

Bottom Line:

The phrase “extra aged” is a bit misleading since this whiskey is only aged for seven years. But with a complex flavor profile, that’s definitely long enough.

7) Maker’s Mark Cask Strength

Maker

ABV: 55%

Average Price: $50

The Whisky:

It’s not hard to understand the appeal of Maker’s Mark. The original expression is cheap, flavorful, and always the same. That’s all well and good, but the cask strength version is where it’s at. It’s barrel-proof, non-chill-filtered, and filled with spice, caramel, and other rich flavors.

Tasting Notes:

On the nose, you’ll find bold aromas of crème Brulee, oak, slight spice, and subtle smoke. The taste is rich, flavorful, and loaded with vanilla beans, creamy caramel, and just a hint of wintry spice. It all ends with a nice, slightly dry, caramel finish.

Bottom Line:

Once you’ve tried Maker’s Mark (and we’re sure you have), it’s time to move on to the bolder, more robust cask strength version.

6) Wild Turkey Rare Breed

Wild Turkey

ABV: 58.4%

Average Price: $50

The Whiskey:

Bourbon drinkers and bartenders alike rave about this award-winning bourbon. Made with a blend of six, eight, and 12-year-old small batch bourbons, it’s known just as much for its high proof as it is for its sweet, nutty, caramel, and slightly spicy flavor profile.

Tasting Notes:

The nose is very spicy (in a good way) with hints of cracked black pepper, charred wood, and toasted vanilla beans. Sipping it brings forth notes of oaky wood, buttery caramel, vanilla, and peppery rye. The finish is a great, warming combination of peppery spice and sweetness.

Bottom Line:

While some of the expressions on this list are hard to come by, you can pretty much find Wild Turkey Rare Breed at any liquor store. It doesn’t at all take away from the appeal and quality.

5) Little Book

Jim Beam

ABV: 60%
Average Price: $150

The Story:

Whiskey drinkers who lean in the higher proof range have loved Booker’s for years. But while this expression could easily find a place on this list, today we’re instead turning our attention to Little Book. The most recent version of this limited-run whiskey is “The Road Home.” It’s Freddie Noe’s tribute to his grandfather using a recipe that blends 9-year-old Basil Hayden’s, nine-year-old Knob Creek, 11-year-old Bookers, and 12-year-old Baker’s.

Tasting Notes:

The nose is a symphony of cloves, cinnamon, and other baking spices as well as butterscotch and toasted vanilla beans. The flavor is all vanilla, caramel corn, dried cherries, and a nice, pleasing, warming kick of oaky spice on the final sip.

Bottom Line:

If you’re a fan of Jim Beam’s small batch expressions, but you can’t just choose one, grab a bottle of Little Book instead. It’s artfully blended and encompasses all the brand has to offer.

4) Kings County Barrel Strength

Kings County

ABV: 64%

Average Price: $100

The Whiskey:

This award-winning bourbon is pulled straight from the barrel. Depending on the batch, it’s aged between two and five (and even longer) years and is between 116 and 128 proof. It’s well-known for its bold, intense, but still mellow, and highly drinkable flavor.

Tasting Notes:

The nose is highlighted by scents of toasted marshmallows, caramel candy, woody oak, slight peppery spice, and dried fruits. The palate has hints of dried cherries, cinnamon, pipe tobacco, and toffee before finishing with a nice combination of spice and vanilla.

Bottom Line:

Kings County is making a name for itself in the whiskey world. If you’ve yet to try any of its expressions, now is the time.

3) Weller Full Proof

Buffalo Trace

ABV: 57%

Average Price: $400

The Whiskey:

The Weller name is a big deal in the whiskey world. Many of the brand’s expressions are highly sought after and sometimes they become unicorn bottles. Weller Full Proof demands a lot on the aftermarket and many drinkers believe that with its non-chill-filtered, wheated profile, it’s worth it.

Tasting Notes:

Its nose leans heavily on dried cherries, raisins, and caramel apples. The palate is flavored with butterscotch, chocolate fudge, oak, dried fruits, and lingering, warming spices at the finish.

Bottom Line:

Weller Full Proof isn’t always easy to come by and when you do, you’re likely to spend a little more for a bottle. If you’re okay with that, grab one and savor it. This is a complex, special, and, yes, warming dram.

2) Angel’s Envy Cask Strength

Angel

ABV: 62.3%

Average Price: $250

The Whiskey:

This limited-edition, award-winning bourbon is only released once per year (in limited quantities). Made using hand-selected barrels, it’s 120 plus proof but manages to be nuanced and filled with chocolate, vanilla, and other rich flavors.

Tasting Notes:

Breathe in the aromas of fresh leather, charred oak, slight spices, and dried fruits. On the palate, you’ll find raisins, dried cherries, candied orange peels, pipe tobacco, and woody oak. The finish is dry, filled with pleasing heat, with slight toffee and fruit at the end.

Bottom Line:

Similar to Maker’s Mark, if you’ve tried Angel’s Envy aged in port casks, you might want to step it up and try this version. That is, if you can get your hands on a bottle.

1) Stagg Jr.

Buffalo Trace

ABV: 63.2%

Average Price: $150

The Whiskey:

Named for whiskey pioneer George T. Stagg, Stagg, Jr. is uncut, unfiltered, and matured for almost ten years before bottling at cask strength. It has a low rye mash bill that makes it supremely sippable and memorable.

Tasting Notes:

The nose is complex with notes of dried fruits, oak, orange peels, caramel corn, and cinnamon sugar. The palate is all caramel apples, fudge, dried cherries, and a gentle, nutty sweetness throughout. It ends with a nice dry, warming finish.

Bottom Line:

Stagg, Jr. is a highly sought-after bottle, and it deserves the praise it receives. It’s bold, uncut, but surprisingly mellow as well. Clearly, it’s my personal favorite this time of year.


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