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Even Four Seasons Total Landscaping Dunked On Rudy Giuliani For Losing His Law License

It may feel like it was years ago that Rudy Giuliani gave a hastily-planned speech next to a sex shop outside of Philadelphia claiming without proof that various election conspiracy theories stole the presidency from Donald Trump. Time is funny that way, but it was barely more than six months ago that Giuliani went on a long string of embarrassing public displays on Trump’s behalf as his personal lawyer.

All of that is over now, as on Thursday he officially had his law license suspended because of all the “Big Lie” shenanigans. Plenty of people had fun with the news that Giuliani was no longer allowed to practice law. But the company that saw first and foremost what may prove to be his biggest disasterpiece certainly had a blast making a photoshop to go along with the news on Thursday.

The Twitter account for Four Seasons Total Landscaping, the company where Giuliani held court and sparked a viral explosion of jokes, posted an image of Giuliani’s face plastered onto someone riding a lawnmower and dropped a landscaping joke to boot.

The “Make America Rake Again” is a nice touch, too. But more than anything, it’s a reminder of just how absurd Giuliani’s laundry list of claims and wild public appearances has been in such a short time. America’s Mayor went from a respected political official to Trump’s coronavirus-addled mouthpiece in a matter of weeks, and the Four Seasons Landscaping saga — where he almost certainly held an impromptu press conference in front of a lawn care company’s garage because he promised a presser at a ‘Four Seasons’ in Philly — was certainly among the most notable of incidents. But unlike all of the apparent proof of a master crime done on behalf of Joe Biden, at least Giuliani actually did what he said he was going to do back in November.

You know, kind of.

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Majid Jordan’s Hypnotic ‘Waves Of Blue’ Video Gives A Serene Performance Of Their New Track

Majid Jordan has returned with a new single, “Waves Of Blue,” kicking off their comeback after a year-long hiatus with the announcement of more new music on the way. Today, they also shared the video for “Waves Of Blue,” a simple production that revolves around a photoshoot with multicolored filters on the lights. The singer and producer perform to the camera as it rotates on a track around them, with a secondary shot pulling back and showing exactly how the effect is done.

In addition to “Waves Of Blue,” the OVO duo also released “Been Through That,” another dancefloor-ready single with lyrics that lament being in a romantic rut and commiserate with anyone going through one. Both songs broke a long dry spell for the band, which last dropped a new single in 2019, collaborating with Khalid on “Caught Up.” They performed “Waves Of Blue” on The Tonight Show on Wednesday night, introducing the world to their new look and revamped sound on one of the biggest stages yet, prompting a fresh wave of anticipation for the album which they say is currently in the works.

Watch Majid Jordan’s “Waves Of Blue” video above.

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A Red-Faced Andrew Giuliani Was So Mad About His Daddy Being Disbarred That He Pulled Over On The Side Of A Freeway To Record A Rant To Post

Andrew Giuliani is really upset, you guys, so he filmed a video on the side of a noisy highway to show it.

Giuliani, who’s making a gubernatorial run right now, took to social media to vent his frustrations over the news that his dad, Rudy Giuliani, had his license to practice law suspended earlier in the day. An hour or so before Giuliani’s post, New York’s 1st Court Appeals ruled that Rudy Giuliani “made demonstrably false and misleading statements to courts, lawmakers and the public at large in his capacity as lawyer for former President Donald J. Trump.” The court determined that the senior Guiliani’s conduct following the 2020 President Election demonstrated an “immediate threat to the public,” hence the suspension.

While his team fights the decision in court, his son decided to try a different — more bizarre — route: a poorly shot video in a random parking lot. Giuliani channeled a bit of his pops to record his minute-long rant about the court’s decision. First, he named all of the judges involved in the proceedings before revealing they were all Democrats which, obviously means that this whole thing was an attack plotted by the liberal elite to oust his father and insult Trump, supporters.

It’s difficult to understand all of what Giuliani is getting at in the video clip because a.) he’s a stuttering rage ball who couldn’t find the point of his own argument if you drew him a map, and b.) because the framing and noisy background of the thing is just so damn distracting. But really, isn’t the most important part of this thing the Twitter reactions to it?

Look, if Andrew Giuliani is trying to one-up his dad’s Four Seasons Total Landscaping presser — then, well, this whole thing has been a massive success.

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Lily Collins Will Play ‘Polly Pocket’ In An Upcoming Lena Dunham Film Adaptation Of The Miniature-Sized Children’s Toy

The miniature-sized children’s toy Polly Pocket is getting the big-screen treatment in an upcoming live-action film written and directed by Golden Globe winner Lena Dunham (Girls, Industry). According to The Hollywood Reporter, the film follows a young girl and her doll, Polly Pocket (played by Emily in Paris and Love Rosie actress Lily Collins), as they form an unlikely friendship. Both Mattel Films and MGM are partnering on the project, along with Dunham’s Good Thing Going banner.

According to Dunham, she is “thrilled to bring to bear both my love of this historic property and also my deep-seated belief that young women need smart playful films that speak to them without condescension.” Collins added that, “as a child who was obsessed with Polly Pocket, this is a real dream come true and I can’t wait to bring these tiny toys to the big screen.”

The upcoming film is seemingly a part of toy company Mattel’s push to grow their existing IPs and adapt them for the silver screen. Their current projects include a Rock Em Sock Em Robots movie starring Vin Diesel, and live-action adaptations of Barbie, Barney, and Hot Wheels. As far as Polly Pocket goes, she has previously starred in her own animated children’s series that first aired in 2018. Right now, no additional actors are tied to the project and no release date has been announced.

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T-Pain And Kehlani Pull A Slick Scam In Their Western-Themed ‘I Like Dat’ Video

T-Pain may have suffered through a long depression as a result of some harsh criticism but recently, he’s been experiencing a career renaissance that must certainly feel validating after he was once blamed for “f*cking up music.” His song “I Like Dat” with Kehlani — which flipped one of his most iconic hits before TikTok could get to it — led to a performance on Jimmy Kimmel Live! and renewed interest in future collaborations. Now, he’s shared the Western-themed music video for the track, piggybacking on the continued “Yee-Haw Agenda” that is also back after a year off due to COVID.

The video follows the exploits of T-Pain’s outlaw salesman character as he rides his coach into town to pitch his “Drank” — as you “Let me buy you…” — using Kehlani as his plant to convince the townspeople to buy his entire stock. Its advertised effect? Instant attraction from women, as demonstrated by Kehlani receiving a big, wet kiss from a beautiful bystander. After delivering a performance at the local saloon, the two cowpokes skedaddle before anyone can wise up to their “love potion”‘s clearly exaggerated effects.

Fortunately for T-Pain’s fans, they can try his real dranks courtesy of his book of cocktail recipes coming soon. Watch the video for “I Like Dat” above.

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Two Brothers Apparently Pulled Off A Bitcoin Heist Worth Billions In South Africa

The world of cryptocurrency is equal parts lucrative and dangerous these days, with hot commodities zeroing out in a matter of days while other mainstays see the booms and busts of a market rife with instability. And just like the Wild West metaphor everyone likes to use for new and unstable landscapes, now there are daring Bitcoin heists to watch out for in the decentralized currency landscape.

According to the New York Post, a duo of South African brothers apparently made off with billions worth of crypto after a law firm in Cape Town alleged that the two “disappeared” with no sign of them after claiming that the company they started had been “hacked.”

The brothers, Ameer and Raees Cajee, set up Africrypt in 2019. But as the price of the cryptocurrency soared, things got sketchy:

Ameer made an unusual request, asking clients not to report the incident to authorities or lawyers, saying that it would slow down their efforts to recover from the hacking.

But a group of skeptical investors contacted Hanekom Attorneys, “which focuses on all aspects of the cryptocurrency industry” and advises “large volume traders, exchanges and arbitrage companies.”
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“We were immediately suspicious as the announcement implored investors not to take legal action,” the law firm said in a statement. “Africrypt employees lost access to the back-end platforms seven days before the alleged hack.”

The firm said that its investigation found Africrypt’s pooled funds were transferred from its South African accounts and client wallets, and pooled with other bitcoin transactions in order to make them untraceable.

Interestingly, the government’s efforts to investigate the brothers for allegedly stealing $3.6 billion worth of Bitcoin has been hampered by the fact that, well, it’s Bitcoin. Because it’s “not legally considered financial products,” the nation’s Finance Sector Conduct Authority apparently can’t launch an investigation.

The untraceable nature is, of course, a feature of Bitcoin, not a bug. But it’s just another example of how volatile the marketplace is for the crypto if investors are being led by the wrong people. The market may rise and fall, sure, but if you’re not careful, your entire wallet can apparently be taken in an instant as well.

[via New York Post]

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How ‘BoJack Horseman’ Dismantled The Dramedy And The Pain Of Prestige TV’s Difficult Man

By 2014, it was widely agreed upon that television had thoroughly entered its golden age. The era of prestige programming was at its creative peak, with shows like The Sopranos, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, and Deadwood having undeniably taken their place among the medium’s upper echelons of acclaim. It seemed as though a formula for successful and serious television had been formed: stories crafted by a new breed of auteur, all-powerful writer-showrunners who told stories of complicated men whose torment and often destructive problems revealed wider issues of life, death, and existential panic. The formula was so familiar that writer Brett Martin wrote a book examining it titled Difficult Men. TV had remolded itself into the images of these difficult men, from Tony Soprano to Don Draper, Walter White, and Al Swearengen. The great pretenders had come and gone, as had more than a few rip-offs that crashed on arrival. As quickly as it had come to dominate our small screens, the Difficult Man had become a trite cliché. It needed to be taken down a peg or two. Enter BoJack Horseman.

Netflix’s first original animated comedy series arrived on the platform without much fanfare. This story of a washed-up sitcom star who also happened to be a horse struck some critics as too crude, too invested in in-jokes about Hollywood, and too on-the-nose in its parodying of modern TV anti-heroes. BoJack, voiced by Will Arnett, was the former leading man of a terrible but wildly popular family-friendly TV series called Horsin’ Around (think Full House with way more saccharine lessons to be learned) who spent most of his days drinking and hating. The set-up seemed obvious: a dramedy about the emptiness of celebrity told through the lens of a man tormented by it, an anti-hero whose flaws were obvious, yet the audience felt compelled to stick by. The jokes flowed freely, and the sketched-out animation style, replete with anthropomorphic animals and laden with sight gags in every scene, seemed primed for laughter. In many ways, it felt like the comedic comeuppance to the oversaturation of Difficult Men, with BoJack, a paunchy upright horse in outdated knitwear with a penchant for vodka and profanity, acting as the ultimate takedown to that assembly line of male characters’ self-pity and damage.

And then things suddenly changed.

In the penultimate episode of the first season, BoJack attends an event where his memoir ghostwriter-slash-friend Diane is talking. He approaches the mic to ask a question and pleads with Diane to tell him that he’s a good person.

“I need you to tell me that I’m a good person. I know that I can be selfish and narcissistic and self-destructive, but underneath all that, deep down, I’m a good person, and I need you to tell me that I’m good. Diane? Tell me, please, Diane. Tell me that I’m good.”

There’s a long pause. A silence. Diane doesn’t respond. The episode ends. There’s one more episode left in that season, but this was a tipping point, a strident indication that BoJack Horseman had no intention of being your run-of-the-mill dramedy.

As the seasons progressed, so did BoJack’s arc and the show’s complexly layered intentions. Much of what their eponymous horseman went through wouldn’t have looked out of place alongside the likes of Draper, White, and company. BoJack tried a career comeback by playing his childhood hero, Secretariat. He tried to make amends to those he’d hurt over the decades. He met a young woman who he thought was his daughter but turned out to be his half-sister. He visited an old friend and grew close to her family, finding a sliver of peace in the process. Later, he even became the star of a Difficult Man prestige drama that delightfully tore to shreds the conventions of the genre even more so than BoJack Horseman had done for the prior four seasons. Yet something terrible always happened, and it was almost always BoJack’s fault. His addictions become increasingly crushing and his irresponsibility hurt practically everyone around him.

Moreover, the ripple effect of his devastation spread far beyond his own awareness. In one episode in the show’s final season, we see the ways in which BoJack’s behavior intertwines and leads to long-term consequences for his victims. A woman he attacked while blacked out on drugs struggles to navigate her trauma and ends up with a reputation for being a “difficult” actress. A female director whose career he essentially sabotaged struggles to find work (the series was always savvy in examining how the difficult label deifies men and punishes women.) BoJack’s sister Hollyhock finds out about a horrifying incident involving BoJack and some underage students. Long before this episode, it often became tough to even think of BoJack Horseman as a dramedy. The jokes were still there, but the intent had become far bleaker. Here, it became crystal clear. This wasn’t a show where things would end with a laugh.

There’s an implicit promise that comes with the dramedy concept. Audiences expect some kind of closure, a final chapter that offers a kind of catharsis for the viewer and peace of mind for the protagonist. It doesn’t have to be the happy-ever-after of a network sitcom, but we still crave the laughter, that releasing of tension that lets us know it’s all going to be OK. Even the Difficult Men dramas tended to lean towards this creative direction (with the obvious exception being The Sopranos and look at the outraged response that elicited from plenty of fans.) Couple that with the genre’s tendency to overtly sympathize with its anti-heroes and it seemed all too reasonable to expect the same for BoJack. After all, the show gave him plenty of opportunities to change, to improve, to learn his lessons and put himself on the route towards redemption. Despite it all, as a viewer, you find yourself desperate for BoJack to change and be happy.

But it doesn’t come, and slowly, you realize that he never deserved it. Diane was right not to answer BoJack: He’s not a good person, and that’s not something to admire or replicate or even mock. There was no redemption for him, and that reality felt like a betrayal of the dramedy in some strange way. By the end of the show, it was debatable whether or not you were even supposed to like BoJack.

What worked most about this long and agonizing protagonist arc was how it exposed television’s fetish for men like him. Even as prestige TV damned difficult men, it held them up as creative paragons for a new age of small-screen storytelling. They were grimy yet glamorous, bad yet cool, complex, and given layers of empathy often denied to characters who aren’t cishet white men. By the finale of Mad Men, for example, it’s pretty clear that you’re still supposed to see Don Draper, after everything he’s done, as some sort of hero. Walter White goes out in a blaze of glory. The only reason Frank Underwood from House of Cards’s narrative ended as it did was because of Kevin Spacey’s firing. It wouldn’t have been out of the ordinary for BoJack to giddy off into the sunset as a new man with a bright future ahead of him. Yet to do so would have overlooked that one man’s difficulties seldom happen in a vacuum, and they certainly don’t for BoJack. How do you prioritize a Difficult Man’s redemption when the devastation he’s left in his path includes dozens, potentially hundreds, of casualties? People died because of BoJack. How do you keep laughing?

In the series finale, BoJack hits rock bottom for the lord knows how many times in his life. Serving jail time for breaking and entering and with his reputation potentially beyond repair, he leaves prison for one day to attend a wedding. He sees the people who were closest to him during his best and worst times, and it’s clear that, while there’s a bittersweet piece to these interactions, these former friends have no reason to ever continue staying in contact with BoJack. There are hints of his life after prison. He could stay on the straight and narrow, but he very easily could fall back into old habits once more. The opportunities are certainly there for him to do so, but we’ll never see them. Still, the mere possibility of them hangs over the viewer as the show slows to its open conclusion. There’s no final punchline. The music doesn’t swell triumphantly. The cartoon cast doesn’t step forward for a bow or standing ovation. All that is left is the certainty of uncertainty, and in a medium built on the promise of closure, that’s a tough but necessary pill to swallow. It’s pretty difficult, isn’t it?

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Kevin Durant Took To Twitter To Torch Scottie Pippen For Saying He Doesn’t Play Team Basketball

Scottie Pippen had some things to say recently, sitting down with Tyler R. Tynes of GQ to talk everything from his relationships with Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley to some of today’s current stars.

He had some poignant criticism of Ben Simmons, noting that his biggest issue is that he’s “afraid of being humiliated,” which leads to him turning down shots to avoid getting fouled late in games. He pointed out that’s the difference between he and Giannis Antetokounmpo, who will keep attacking even after airballing free throws, and is the thing that Simmons has to unlock in order to take the next step.

Simmons wasn’t the only star for whom Pippen had thoughts, as he pointed out the issue in Durant’s game, which is that he tried to do everything himself late in the Nets-Bucks series, and doesn’t let the team try to win as a group but tries to win doing it all himself.

It’s not an individual game, you can’t go into basketball and beat nobody with an individual record. And I used this example of what happened to Kevin Durant just the other day: this is the first time we’ve ever really seen Kevin Durant have to be the man and bring the team home. We ain’t never really had to see that because he’s had [Russell] Westbrook, Steph Curry, Klay [Thompson]. He’s been beating people, definitely in Golden State, by committee. With a team. He did that, but that team already knew how to win without KD. But you put KD in Brooklyn, and Kyrie [Irving] gets hurt and James Harden ain’t that guy, now KD not only has to score for them but also make plays for them. And this is no knock to KD, but they asked me, “Has he surpassed LeBron James?” And my answer was: LeBron James knows team basketball better than KD.

He needs to learn how to utilize his teams. He has to learn how to set up his teammates to be better. That’s it. As great as he is, there’s a [cap] to his [talent]. He could’ve easily made that three, killed them in regulation, and we wouldn’t have been talking about this. But I knew going into overtime, he wasn’t gonna make it. He was taking all the shots. You done played the whole game, bro! And they’ve got guys physically wearing you down. You gonna lose. Giannis was under the same stress but not quite. Giannis got rest and he didn’t have to score every time. KD? He got no rest and pretty much had to put a bucket on the board every time they went down. And he did that, but that’s a lot. If he had a chance to do it all over again he would probably do it the same way. But he ain’t have no more. He shot that last shot and it was shorter than Giannis’ free throw shots. [Laughs.]

Pippen’s commentary clearly touched a nerve for the NBA’s most online superstar, who decided to remind the world of all the times Pippen put himself above the team. First, he called out Pippen taking himself out of the game because Phil Jackson drew up a final shot for Toni Kukoc instead of Pippen (with KD noting it was for “the better shooter”), and then noted that Pippen once rehabbed during a season because he wanted to enjoy his summer — something Pippen admitted to during The Last Dance.

Kevin Durant is always ready with a response and this is some of his best work. The Kukoc, self-benching situation is especially funny because Pippen gets asked about that in the same interview that he criticizes KD for not involving his teammates enough, and explains why he was so mad that he wasn’t given that shot after sitting behind Mike for years in that situation. As for the rehab during the season, Pippen’s “I didn’t want to f*ck up my summer” line is legendary from The Last Dance, but certainly doesn’t help his case here for acting as though he was the superior team player to Durant.

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Rudy Giuliani Squirmed His Way To The Top Of Trump’s Legal Team With Shouting Matches And ‘Wild’ Theories, Says A New Book

On the heels of the news that Rudy Giuliani has been suspended from practicing law in New York after a court ruling deemed him a threat to the public due to his repeated false statements about the 2020 election, a new book details how Giuliani wormed his way to the top of Donald Trump’s legal team in the days after his election loss.

According to an excerpt from Frankly, We Did Win This Election: The Inside Story of How Trump Lost by Wall Street Journal writer Michael C. Bender, Trump had a competent legal team led by Justin Clark who had been working with Trump since 2019 to make sure he wasn’t plagued by challengers in a Republican primary. That team reportedly had a strategy ready to go that would follow the existing laws for recounts, but Giuliani began filling Trump’s ear with “wild theories” that the former president couldn’t resist. Eventually, Giuliani’s presence led to Clark quitting, but not before launching some heated profanities. Via The Daily Mail:

‘On November 13, Trump summoned Clark into the Oval Office as Giuliani, on speakerphone, claimed the campaign had been too slow to contest election results in Georgia. Clark explained that state law required results to be certified before a recount could be requested, which hadn’t yet happened. ‘

“‘They’re lying to you, sir!’” Giuliani shouted. Clark denied anyone was lying.

‘Suddenly, the two men were shouting loud enough that it startled people waiting outside the Oval Office. ‘You’re a f***ing a**hole, Rudy!’ Clark said.

After the disastrous phone call, Clark stopped coming to the White House and Giuliani became the lead for Trump’s legal efforts to overturn the election. For his trouble, Giuliani is being sued for billions by voting software companies and can no longer practice law in New York where he was once a star prosecutor who brought down mobsters in the ’80s.

(Via Daily Mail)

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Sam Richardson Would Absolutely Do Another Delightfully Silly Season Of ‘Detroiters’ With Tim Robinson

Do you like any of the following TV programs: I Think You Should Leave, Veep, SNL, Documentary Now, M.O.D.O.K., and BoJack Horseman? If so, you should absolutely watch Detroiters, a short-lived Comedy Central series starring Tim Robinson and Sam Richardson as inseparable best friends who work together at an ad agency.

It’s fun. It’s silly. It’s only 20 episodes long, which is both good and bad. Good, because you can binge the entire series in a weekend. Bad, because there are only 20 episodes. Robinson is busy with I Think You Should Leave and Richardson has a burgeoning movie career, including the lead role in Werewolves Within, but The Tomorrow War star would absolutely do another season with his real-life buddy.

“A hundred percent we’d want to go back. I love Detroiters so much, and there was so much more that we want to do with it,” Richardson told Comic Book. He thinks the show got “clipped off the tree before it was fully, fully bare,” and while he’s “very proud” of the two seasons they did make, “I’m also curious to what we would have done had we done more, and we still want to do more.”

Richardson and Robinson still text about episode ideas, but he doesn’t want to say what they are, “because who knows if we do come back, I don’t want to burn a hilarious thing. We’ll send it back and then we’ll just start to stockpile and it kind of just snowballs and we come up with these episodes. So if we got the chance to do it again, we a hundred percent would love it.” The world hasn’t been the same without Mr. Groove in it.

At least we’ll get to see Richardson and Robinson in the new season of I Think You Should Leave, which returns to Netflix on July 6.

(Via Comic Book)